【Fantastic Four 2】 Is one throws the street movie, threw of grandmother family/home, the box office reputation double unfavorable situation, the worthy of the reputation big rotten piece. 【神奇四侠二】是一部扑街电影,扑到了姥姥家的那种,票房口碑双失利,名副其实的大烂片。 Naturally, first also not much. 当然了,第一部也不咋地。 Seemingly lively, the magnificent scene also jokes very much, may look, recalled, the full forehead gave regards, actually just to look at what thing? 看似热闹,大场面也很有噱头,可看完之后再回想,满脑门问好,刚刚究竟看了个什么玩意？ Thinks carefully, the impression is most profound, unexpectedly is various Invisible Woman Susan types shows off coquettishly. 仔细一想,印象最深刻的,居然是隐形女苏珊各种卖弄风骚。 Too bad! 太糟糕了！ If attracts the selling point of audience is Invisible Woman, that might as well looks 【Sin City】, Inside Invisible Woman is more attractive. 如果吸引观众的卖点是隐形女,那还不如去看【罪恶之城】,里面的隐形女更加诱人。 This being said that if really yes 【Sin City】, Who will also care about Invisible Woman, all ran to look at Venus de Milo. 可话又说回来,真要是看了【罪恶之城】,谁还会在意隐形女,全跑去看断臂维纳斯了。 The viper beautiful woman wants the performing skill to have the performing skill, wants the stature to have the stature, bewitches to seize the eye of mortal form really to kill people, is the sorceress the time, but also turned into the vampire Captain Jack. 蛇蝎美人要演技有演技,要身材有身材,勾魂夺魄的眼睛真能杀人,做女巫的时候,还把杰克船长变成了吸血鬼。 Thinks...... 想…… „What are you thinking?” “你在想什么？” A female Superman brow wrinkle, a palm of the hand according to the Luo Su shoulder. 女超人眉头一皱,一巴掌按在罗素肩上。 „Is thinking that the surfboard and Devourer of Worlds, try to analyze their strength.” “在想冲浪板和吞星,试着分析一下他们的实力。” The Luo Su complexion is invariable, replied calmly: „The Devourer of Worlds strength were not many said that even under the hungry condition, his strength were still powerful. The key is Silver Surfer, if Lord God improves the difficulty in view of both of us, the biggest possibility since he starts.” 罗素面色不变,从容对答:“吞星的实力就不多说了,即便是饥饿状态下,他的实力也非常强大。关键是银影侠,如果主神针对我们俩提高难度,最大的可能性从他下手。” Female Superman hears word nods, added: „You also leaked a villain, in the plot, Doctor Doom entered the stage repeatedly, robs the Silver Surfer surfboard, Lord God strengthened his possibility to be bigger.” 女超人闻言点头,补充道:“你还漏了一个反派,剧情中,毁灭博士多次出场,抢走了银影侠的冲浪板,主神强化他的可能性更大。” „This but actually is also......” “这倒也是……” Doctor Doom is god Monarch Doume, in Marvel is the super villain of being among the best, the time of its highest light, is captures to exceed the strength of god clan, becomes powerhouse who is close to the versatile universe rank. 毁灭博士即神君杜姆,在漫威中是名列前茅的超级反派,其最高光的时刻,是夺取超越神族的力量,成为接近全能宇宙级别的强者。 That time he was omnipotent, the second killed Cyclops that had some Phoenix Force, easily defeated Black Panther that had Infinity Gauntlet, the hand ripped Thanos wait/etc. 那时的他无所不能,秒杀了拥有部分凤凰之力的镭射眼,轻易击败了拥有无限手套的黑豹,手撕灭霸等等。 Gives dual attention to create the gods and the multipurpose rulers world, he extracts the multi-dimensional universe different parts, spelled to crowd together, composed a new universe. 兼顾创世之神与万能的统治者,他抽取多元宇宙的不同部分,拼凑在一起,组成了一个新的宇宙。 Luo Su is at heart clear, Lord God really wanted like this to do, all reincarnator tied up is hopeless together, therefore Doctor Doom may be brought to increase the difficulty by Lord God, but its strength certainly not strong Devourer of Worlds. 罗素心里清楚,主神真要这么做了,所有的轮回者绑一起都没戏,所以毁灭博士或许会被主神拿来提高难度,但其实力绝不会强过吞星。 The bottom closes the boss face to, after all is invincible swallowing uncle, cannot enter the stage got the lunch. 底关boss的面子还是要给的,毕竟是无敌的吞叔,不能一出场就领了便当。 „Right, about Silver Surfer and Devourer of Worlds, you had the understanding?” “对了,关于银影侠和吞星,你有了解吗？” „You asked that I under the plot character to Marvel story background understood, but also has bought the comic book specially.” “你问对人了,我对漫威故事背景下的剧情人物非常了解,还专门买过漫画书。” „Why is only Marvel?” Female Superman doubts inquiry. “为什么只是漫威？”女超人疑惑询问。 „This is unimportant, I give you to supplement the aspect of knowledge simply......” “这个不重要,我给你简单补充一下知识面……” Luo Su one, had told in a tone with female Superman origin of Silver Surfer, as well as he and swallows the relations between uncles. 罗素一语带过,向女超人讲述起银影侠的起源,以及他和吞叔之间的关系。 The Silver Surfer given name xxx, is outside the astronomer of some Milky Way planet, until one day, Galactus arrives to this planet. 银影侠本名xxx,是外银河系某颗行星的一名天文学家,直到有一天,行星吞噬者降临到这颗行星。 Devourer of Worlds expressed that the belly was hungry, this planet is extremely honored by him is included the menu, will soon start to cook. 吞星表示肚子饿了,这颗行星非常荣幸被他列入菜单,即将开始烹调。 The Silver Surfer attempt and Devourer of Worlds negotiated, begging Devourer of Worlds to let off his female star, and is willing to wait on for the maid for the slave, sought for the appropriate star to take food for it. 银影侠尝试和吞星进行谈判,乞求吞星放过他的母星,并愿意为奴为婢侍,为其寻找合适的星球作为食物。 Devourer of Worlds nods assent, grants the Silver Surfer control universe energy the ability, obtains the ability the instance, Silver Surfer turned into present this appearance, vanished together with the memory, good and evil, the moral outlook completely. 吞星点头应允,赐予银影侠掌控宇宙能量的能力,获得能力的瞬间,银影侠就变成了现在这幅模样,连同记忆、善恶、道德观等全部消失。 Devourer of Worlds orders Silver Surfer to seek for the new star to take food, because the memory was erased, the latter aims at own female star immediately , indicating that this planet can eat. 吞星命令银影侠寻找新的星球作为食物,因为记忆被抹除,后者立即指向自己的母星,表示这颗行星可以食用。 Devourer of Worlds rejected, replied: „I and an honourable person have made the agreement, this star is unedible.” 吞星拒绝了,回答道:“我和一个值得尊敬的人做过约定,这颗星球不能吃。” Then, two people determined master and servant relations, Silver Surfer becomes one of the Devourer of Worlds countless servants, is it seeks star that can eat. 就这样,两人确定了主仆关系,银影侠成为吞星无数个仆人之一,为其寻找可以食用的星球。 This story told us, so long as were not and girlfriend, the negotiations were very useful, to the terrorist, from Galactus, can discuss the condition. 这个故事告诉我们,只要不是和女朋友,谈判真的很有用,下至恐怖分子,上至行星吞噬者,都是可以谈条件的。 Doctor Strange: Said right! 奇异博士:说得没错！ „The Silver Surfer ability is to use the universe energy, displays in all kinds of ways it, the body, infinite life span, energy liberation and flight steel, but his weakness is also obvious, without the surfboard , there would be no endless universe energy.” “银影侠的能力是使用宇宙能量,将其以各种各样的方式表现出来,钢铁之躯、无限寿命、能量释放、飞行,但他的弱点也非常明显,没有冲浪板就没有无尽的宇宙能量。” Luo Su makes the summary: „Therefore, no Silver Surfer, the surfboard is the main body!” 罗素做出总结:“所以,根本没有什么银影侠,冲浪板才是本体！” „Devourer of Worlds did not say that glutton, but Doctor Doom......” “吞星就不说了,吃货,而毁灭博士……” „Doctor Doom in cartoon is the demon branch double cultivates, oneself have no superpower, through knowledge powerful, the magic level can be on par with Doctor Strange, the scientific and technological standard can contend with Iron Man.” “漫画里的毁灭博士是魔科双修,自身没有任何超能力,通过知识强大自己,魔法水平可以和奇异博士比肩,科技水平可以和钢铁侠抗衡。” The Luo Su complexion is strange: „In movie his quite water, was changed dna with Fantastic Four by the cosmic rays together, can control......, the lightning attacks.” 罗素面色古怪:“电影里他就比较水了,和神奇四侠一起被宇宙射线改变dna,可以操控……呃,闪电进行攻击。” „How wasn't lightning, having what right?” “闪电怎么了,有什么不对吗？” „It‘s nothing, I like the lightning very much.” “没什么,我很喜欢闪电。” Two people are saying, the television news finishes the Human Torch predicament, starts to tease with Invisible Woman and Mister Fantastic wedding. The host guessed, Invisible Woman chooses Mister Fantastic to be the life companion, perhaps because of his superpower. 两人正说着,电视新闻播完霹雳火的窘况,又拿隐形女和神奇先生的婚礼开始调侃。主持人猜测,隐形女选择神奇先生做人生伴侣,或许是因为他的超能力。 Rubber machine gun and rubber Rocket artillery and so on...... 橡胶机关枪、橡胶火箭炮之类的…… Female Superman changes the stage speechless, discovered that the television program so, changed a channel mostly, another host said that envies Invisible Woman, said that its has the dream general superpower. 女超人无语换台,发现电视节目大都如此,换了个频道,另一个主持人表示非常羡慕隐形女,称其拥有梦幻一般超能力。 Luo Su blinks to express the support, indeed is the masculine compatriot long-awaited superpower, he has one ‚stealth’ Skill Card, has not hated to use. 罗素眨眨眼表示赞同,的确是男性同胞梦寐以求的超能力,他就有一张‘隐身’的技能卡,至今没舍得用。 Female Superman switches off the bored television: „Invisible Woman and Mister Fantastic wedding decides two days later, Silver Surfer will come to New York on the same day, we are he himself appeared, thinks the means to clutch him?” 女超人关掉无聊的电视:“隐形女和神奇先生的婚礼定在两天之后,银影侠会在当天现身纽约,我们是等他自己出现,还是想办法把他揪出来？” „Waits for gains without pains, does not need eagerly for a while......” “守株待兔,不必急于一时……” Luo Su looked at female Superman one: „I comply to accompany you to buy the clothes, might as well on the present, what kind of?” 罗素看了女超人一眼:“我答应要陪你去买衣服,不如就现在,怎么样？” Female Superman at present one bright, at heart warm, manual gave on Luo Su 3 million characters. 女超人眼前一亮,心里暖暖的,手动给罗素上了三百万字。 Luo Su: 0(3)(: 3?[] 罗素:0(3)(:三?[] ...... …… Another side, Human Torch Johnnie from freezing the condition regains consciousness, complained that today was own unlucky day, he who most was good at dealing with the woman, by woman 32 moves of arrangements of unknown origin clear. 另一边,从冰冻状态下苏醒的霹雳火约翰尼,抱怨今天是自己的倒霉日,最擅长对付女人的他,被一个来历不明的女人三两招安排地明明白白。 „I dare to pledge, they certainly are the aliens , has the alien of superpower.” “我敢发誓,他们一定是外星人,真的,拥有超能力的外星人。” Johnnie has a lingering fear, described with the exaggerating body language: „From the beginning I think that woman does not fear the high temperature, because of armor, the result burns down on her, launches in salvos the silk not to have the volume.” 约翰尼心有余悸,用夸张的肢体语言形容道:“一开始我以为那女人不怕高温,是因为身上的铠甲,结果一把火烧在她身上,连发丝都没卷。” „Rubbish, has a look at her is this appearance?” “别废话了,看看她是不是这个长相？” Mister Fantastic Reed outlined the head picture with several boards, presented the female Superman facial features on the computer, repeatedly after the revision, has 80% similar. 神奇先生里德用数位板勾勒头像,在电脑上呈现出女超人的面容,多次修改后,已有八成相似。 „Right, I remember very clearly, is this appearance.” “没错,我记得很清楚,就是这幅模样。” Johnnie nods again and again: „Her eyes can release the red hot line, the mouth spit to freeze the cold air/Qi, the strength exaggerating...... was too more fearful than Thing, if she has the boyfriend, but also dares to act unreasonably outside, certainly will be killed at the scene, no, hits flatly.” 约翰尼连连点头:“她的双眼可以释放红色热线,口吐冰冻冷气,力量比石头人还夸张……太可怕了,她要是有男朋友,还敢在外面乱来,一定会被当场打死,不,打扁。” Luo Su: No, she will forgive me! 罗素:不,她会原谅我！ Side, Invisible Woman Susan, Thing this hears word, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform show the whites of the eyes. This saying who can say, only Johnnie is not good, because he trades the speed of girlfriend, changes the clothes more diligent than the woman. 旁边,隐形女苏珊、石头人本闻言,齐齐翻了个白眼。这话谁都能说,唯独约翰尼不行,因为他换女朋友的速度,比女人换衣服还勤快。 The Fantastic Four status exposes in the populace field of vision, happiest is Johnnie, before was to try to find the solution soaks the younger sister, the present is the younger sister delivers on own initiative to him chooses one by one. 神奇四侠的身份暴露在大众视野内,最开心的就属约翰尼,以前是想办法泡妹子,现在是妹子主动送上门给他逐个挑选。 This is not strange, Fantastic Four exposure rate/lead far over movie star, thinks that the girls of instant fame will collect toward Johnnie side. 这并不奇怪,神奇四侠的曝光率远超一线电影明星,想一夜成名的女孩们都会往约翰尼身边凑。 „Then another, you said that he is six wings degenerates Angel, the face only has a red eye jet black......” “那么另一个呢,你说他是个六翼堕落天使,面部漆黑只有一双红色眼睛……” Reed puts down the electronic drawing board, the headache said: „Your description made me deeply for anxious, thinks this person hid in some Earth corner, even was New York, I felt big.” 里德放下电子画板,头疼道:“你的描述令我深为不安,一想到这种人藏在地球某个角落,甚至就是纽约,我就觉得头大。” Susan hears word, reminded: „Remember, even if the judgment day, Saturday wedding cannot postpone again.” 苏珊闻言,提醒道:“记住,哪怕是世界末日,周六的婚礼也决不能再次延期。” „Naturally.” _ Reed sore. “当然。”里德头更疼了。 Sees Reed attitude to be perfunctory, Susan uncomfortable, before the wedding the anxiety disorder erupted, says the aggressive statement: „This is not the threat, but is the notice, if you screwed up the wedding, I catch a man to marry him on the avenue casually.” 见里德态度敷衍,苏珊大为不爽,婚前焦虑症爆发,撂下狠话:“这不是威胁,而是通知,如果你搞砸了婚礼,我就在大街上随便抓个男人嫁给他。” Puts the aggressive statement, Susan throws down on hand on document, left panting in indignation. 放完狠话,苏珊丢下手头上的文件,气呼呼离开了。 No matter she potential hazard fearful, she only knows that the wedding is important matter for a lifetime, must treat cautiously. But Reed is postponed again and again, has not displayed the anticipation of newly-married husband completely, probably the wedding is dispensable, later also has the opportunity. 她不管潜在危险有多可怕,她只知道婚礼是一辈子的大事,必须慎重对待。可里德一推再推,完全没有表现出新婚丈夫的期待,好像婚礼可有可无,以后还有机会。 Looks that Susan slams a door to go, in the room three men shrug, the Thing itself/Ben reads the document that Susan abandoned, from the New York city government. 看着苏珊摔门而去,屋内三个男人耸耸肩,石头人本看了眼苏珊扔下的文件,来自纽约市政府。 Fantastic Four in couple days ago cash truck robbery, destroyed three police vehicles, the government asked for them to compensate. 神奇四侠在前几天的运钞车抢劫案中,破坏了三辆警车,政府要求他们进行赔偿。 „On that day had the police vehicle in?” “那天有警车在？” This face compels ignorant, cannot think completely has this matter. 本一脸懵逼,完全想不起来有这回事。 This is the fault of super heroic status exposure, carries out each time justly, some people will come to sue for damages, their team funds are unable to make ends meet frequently. 这就是超级英雄身份曝光的坏处,每次执行完正义,就会有人上门索赔,以至于他们的团队经费经常入不敷出。 Therefore, Johnnie won over the support outside specially, had the advertisement on uniform games clothes, the details can refer to what Jinyin to lock in the big Senior Brother. 为此,约翰尼特意在外面拉了赞助,将广告打在了制服衣上,详情可以参考何金银锁住了大师兄。 Similar matter, other super heroes have also experienced, the response is various. 类似的事情,其他超级英雄也经历过,反应各不相同。 Child Clark of farm main family Kent: So long as I put on the eyeglasses, they do not recognize me! 农场主家的孩子克拉克・肯特:只要我戴上眼镜,他们就认不出我！ Philanthropist Tony Stark: Is I does, goes to the finance department to pay up! 慈善家托尼・史塔克:是我干的,去财务部结账！ One-eyed chief Nick: Good, can apply for wave of funds! 独眼局长尼克・弗瑞:太好了,又能申请一波经费了！ Playboy president Bruce Wayne: Who is Batman? 纨绔总裁布鲁斯・韦恩:蝙蝠侠是谁？ Mercenary Wade Wilson: Then, how many wants hundred million? 雇佣兵韦德・威尔逊:说吧,要几个亿？