AE :: Volume #19 我讨厌主神Ⅳ

#861: If our two hit, whom you help


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Hears question that female Superman seemingly has no interest, Luo Su at heart thump, felt oneself are facing delivers the proposition together. 听到女超人看似无心的问话,罗素心里咯噔一声,感觉自己在面对一道送命题。 Luo Su confirmed, opposite female Superman knows oneself are the replica, listens to her the appraisal to the clothes apparent, first, memory, stays the stage before petrification as before. 罗素非常确认,对面的女超人知道自己是复制体,听她对衣服的评价便知,首先,记忆方面,依旧停留在石化前的阶段。 Next, she also knows these clothes, is Luo Su buys for her main body. 其次,她也知道了这些衣服,是罗素为她本体买的。 Before saying the woman love, is the ice sculpture, after the love, is stupid, who must really regard stupid them, that is really stupid. 都说女人恋爱之前是冰雕,恋爱之后是沙雕,可谁要真把她们当成沙雕,那才是真沙雕 Playing the fool to sell to sprout/moe is only the superficial phenomenon! 装傻卖萌只是表面现象! Can fight the play and mothers and daughters-in-law play not to need dozens over a hundred volumes of palaces to enter to pursue quickly, but can also clear off more than ten corner/horn complex relational the metropolis love play, and has all kinds of best friend chat group, can such woman, be entirely white sweet? 能把几十上百集的宫斗剧、婆媳剧不用快进追完,还能理清十几角复杂关系的都市恋爱剧,且拥有各式各样的闺蜜聊天群,这样的女人,会是傻白甜? No joking, others tease you to play! 别闹了,人家逗你玩呢! Is just like the woman, when seizes deceitfully, IQ endures Holmes, you send an expression, they knew outside you some people. 好比女人在捉奸的时候,智商堪比福尔摩斯,你发个表情,她们就知道你外面有人了。 As for and female Superman discussion the connection and difference between replica and main body, can discuss pass, Luo Su and will not hit! 至于和女超人谈论复制体及本体之间的关联和区别,能谈得通,罗素和自己就不会打起来了! Luo Su feels is very bad, as if treadonned two ships to be discovered, he also was really not, is ship splits. 罗素感觉很糟,仿佛脚踏两条船被发现了,偏偏他还真不是,是船自己裂开了。 He deeply inspires, the complexion said seriously: Now does not say this time, I make mission in the Lord God space, the result......” 他深吸一口气,面色严肃道:“现在不是说这个的时候,我在主神空间做任务,结果……” Bang! 嘭! Under female Superman foot treads, treads out a hollow footprint the metal deck under rug. 超人一脚踏下,将地毯下的金属甲板踩出一个凹陷脚印。 Has the cockroach!” “有蟑螂!” Has the cockroach, I have used it to resurrect Jason! 有蟑螂,我早就用它复活杰森了! The Luo Su supercilious look turns , to continue saying: I fell into the time circulation, is unable to leave this world......” 罗素白眼一翻,继续说道:“我陷入了时间循环,无法离开这个世界……” Bang! 嘭! The fist front blew, scratches the ear bank to pass over gently and swiftly, after letting Luo Su, half a word words swallows in the belly. 拳锋拂面,擦着耳畔掠过,让罗素后半句话咽回了肚子里。 Female Superman receives the fist, unemotional: Has the mosquito!” 超人收拳,面无表情:“有蚊子!” That anything, I have inspected, here except for both of us, does not have other lifeform.” “那什么,我检查过了,这里除了我们俩,没别的生物。” Has, you inspect insufficient careful.” “有,你检查的不够仔细。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Was dying, replica compared with main body violence! 要死了,复制体比本体暴力! Female Superman looked at Luo Su one: These clothes I do not like, does not want to put on.” 超人看了罗素一眼:“这些衣服我不喜欢,不想穿。” How possibly, you were not like this said at that time! 怎么可能,当时你可不是这么说的! The Luo Su innermost feelings complained one, knew female Superman, because were the replica, repelled to the main body, decisive side circuitous: Does not like not relating, assembles is putting on some time, waits to leave this world, I buy newly for you.” 罗素内心吐槽一句,知道女超人因为自身是复制体,对本体非常排斥,果断侧面迂回:“不喜欢没关系,凑合着穿一段时间,等离开这个世界,我给你买新的。” Real?” “真的吗?” False, when I have deceived you.” “假不了,我什么时候骗过你。” The Luo Su heart pledged, he indeed has not deceived the replica, meets for the first time attacks brutally, simply does not have the time, second time...... 罗素心头发誓,他的确没骗过复制体,第一次见面就大打出手,根本没时间,第二次…… This just now does not start to deceive! 这不才刚开始骗嘛! You the words that wants like this to speak, I have an issue to listen to you to reply.” “你要这么说的话,我有一个问题想听你回答。” Female Superman puts on hand slightly of clothes, narrows the eye to reveal the dangerous line of sight: „The first meet time, you hoodwink the skull surface not to show by the true colors . Moreover, I remember that in underground vestige, their several called you for Jason, why was this?” 超人穿衣服的手微微一顿,眯起眼睛露出危险的视线:“第一次相遇的时候,你蒙头盖面不以真面目示人,而且,我记得在地下遗迹,她们几个称呼你为杰森,这是为什么?” This issue is simple! 这个问题简单! The Luo Su complexion invariably explained: You understand my, the androcentrism, the strength was bad at that time, knows that you are top that pinch of reincarnator, does not want to be regarded to live by pimping.” 罗素面色不变解释道:“你懂我的,大男子主义,当时实力不济,知道你是顶尖的那撮轮回者,不想被当成吃软饭的。” Right, but I felt the first meeting time, you were very strong!” “是吗,可我觉得第一次见面的时候,你就很强了!” Watered, erupts the condition, could not support for several minutes.” Luo Su beckons with the hand, expressed modestly oneself are the vegetable/dish chicken. “掺水了,爆发状态罢了,撑不了几分钟。”罗素摆摆手,谦虚表示自己是个菜鸡。 Hehe!” “呵呵!” Female Superman changes the clothes, hmph hmph false smile two: „Do you know, because you hide the identity, causing in my team to have a person to have a liking for you, was in front of my saying that must dig my corner, I also stupidly nodded to support her!” 超人换好衣服,皮笑肉不笑哼哼两声:“那你知不知道,因为你隐瞒身份,导致我队里有个人看上你了,当着我面说要挖我墙角,我还傻乎乎点头支持她!” like this exciting? 这么刺激的吗? Luo Su knows that who female Superman said is, that long leg governing elder sister named Duan Xinlan, has been eyeing him, meets each time raises a rumpus. 罗素知道女超人说得是谁,那个名叫段心兰的长腿御姐,对他垂涎已久,每次见面都动手动脚。 This is the good deed, explained that your vision is good, looked for a marketable man......, unexpectedly this matter?” “这是好事,说明你眼光好,找了个抢手的男人……呃,居然还有这事?” Luo Su is saying, seeing the female Superman complexion is bad, smiles to change a statement embarrasedly: Relax, where that woman can compare with you, delivers I not to look at one.” 罗素说着,见女超人面色不善,讪讪一笑改口道:“放心吧,那种女人哪能和你比,送上门我都不会看一眼。” But I felt, you clearly have fun.” “可我觉得,你分明乐在其中。” Misconception, absolutely is the misconception!” “错觉,绝对是错觉!” The Luo Su big hand wields: Your present memory somewhat is chaotic, calm, listening to me to stroke to you.” 罗素大手一挥:“你现在记忆还有些混乱,冷静点,听我给你捋一捋。” Does not use, although the memory is a little chaotic, but I sober very much.” “不用了,记忆虽然有点混乱,但我清醒得很。” Female Superman both eyes to Luo Su, lift the hand to place his chest, observes the heartbeat, pupil and other physiological reactions: I promise the teammate to help skid the corner, if your girlfriend does not dare, since, gives to break her leg personally, in other words, I must give to break my own leg, should this should do?” 超人双目对上罗素,抬手放在他胸口,观察心跳、瞳孔等生理反应:“我答应队友帮忙撬墙角,如果你的女朋友敢不从,就亲手把她腿给打断,也就是说,我要把我自己的腿给打断,这该如何是好?” „The woman is so unexpectedly crazed, snatches your man, but also wants you breaking own leg?” “那女人居然如此丧心病狂,抢你男人,还要你把自己的腿给打断?” Luo Su stares the big eye, the indignation said: I have never seen the so impudent and shameless person, you could rest assured that if runs into her, I break her leg immediately.” 罗素瞪大眼睛,愤慨道:“我从未见过如此厚颜无耻之人,你放心,如果遇到她,我立马打断她的腿。” The heartbeat is gentle, the pupil has not expanded or contracted fiercely, Luo Su expressed when is not he lies the eye does not wink, but by his strength, the control body achieves easily these. 心跳平缓,瞳孔也没有剧烈扩张或是收缩,罗素表示并非是他说谎时眼睛都不眨一下,而是以他的实力,控制身体做到这些轻而易举。 Female Superman receives to reach behind the back, said calmly: Data suggested, 70 liars when lying, the vision look at being deceived person firmly, because they know, glances right and left only to arouse suspicion.” 超人收回手,冷静道:“数据表明,70的说谎者在撒谎时,都目光坚定看着受骗人,因为他们知道,左顾右盼只会引起怀疑。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” Moreover, to hide the emotions, the liar will raise the sound subconsciously.” “而且,为了隐藏情绪,说谎者会下意识拔高声音。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” The female Superman both eyes flood light, hidden murderous aura: You said that you do not know the circumstances of the matter, but I remember clearly, I have told you matter of teammate, gives back to you to watch her picture!” 超人双目泛光,隐有杀气:“你说你不知情,可我清楚记得,我把队友的事情告诉过你,还给你看过她的照片!” Does not have the means that this do not hide the identity?” “没办法,这不是要隐藏身份吗?” Luo Su hit several to tremble continually, luckily the female Superman memory only stayed in the underground civilized vestige, does not know that he because of the women's wear, vice- team Ying Yingying regarded the best friend, during mission, lived together for several days, but also was sent greatly the benefits, otherwise must end certainly. 罗素一连打了几个寒颤,幸亏女超人的记忆仅停留在地下文明遗迹,不知道他因为女装,被副队英樱樱当成闺蜜,任务期间同居了好几天,还被发了大把福利,不然铁定要完。 Is three people lives together, that very ominous also. 哦,是三人同居,还有那个很凶的也在。 Swindler!” “骗子!” „......” “……” Luo Su was confused, what he deceives is the main body, the replica has the similar memory, this deceived, hasn't deceived? 罗素迷茫了,他骗的是本体,复制体拥有同样的记忆,这到底是骗了,还是没骗? Sees through the Luo Su thoughts, the female Superman complexion is low-spirited: Yes, you deceive are she, is not I.” 看穿罗素的心思,女超人面色黯然:“是啊,你骗得是她,不是我。” No, without this matter, you and she is the same people.” “不,没有这回事,你和她都是同一个人。” Luo Su sees that not to have the heart, searches the hand to embrace the bosom it: You have the same memory, does not have any difference, you do not need to be nerve-racking for this reason.” 罗素见状于心不忍,探手将其揽进怀里:“你们拥有一样的记忆,不存在任何区别,你没必要为此伤神。” Therefore, you regarded her substitute me, right?” “所以,你把我当成了她的替代品了,对吗?” Also delivers the proposition together! 又是一道送命题! Luo Su stroked stroking: Although you do not have any difference, but that is before, now was different, the difference of memory made you turn into two independent individuals.” 罗素捋了捋:“虽然你们不存在任何区别,但那是以前,现在不一样了,记忆的不同让你们变成了两个独立的个体。” You are hugging me the time, is thinking me, is thinking her?” “你搂着我的时候,是在想我,还是在想她?” Where comes like this to deliver the proposition? 哪来这么多送命题? Luo Su wonders, Gu head does not attend to the ass, blocks the way: This also uses to ask, definitely thinks you, have no reason to hug you time, is thinking another person.” 罗素纳闷不已,顾头不顾腚,果断道:“这还用问,肯定是想你,没理由搂着你的时候,想着另外一个人。” You are hugging her the time, can think me?” “那你搂着她的时候,也会想我吗?” Can this also chat well? 这还能不能好好聊天了? Meeting, is hugging her the time can also think you.” “会的,搂着她的时候也会想你。” Bah, dregs male!” “呸,渣男!” Female Superman shoves open Luo Su, fights with the fists when his shameless face, the terrifying strength drives Luo Su, penetrates several Ironhide walls continuously, stops on the half body finds out the cruise, saw the blue sky. 超人推开罗素,一拳打在他那张恬不知耻的脸上,恐怖的力量带动罗素,连续穿透几层铁皮墙壁,停下时上半截身躯探出游轮,看到了蓝天白云。 (??) (??) Luo Su is speechless, the heart is quite tired, chatted with female Superman, displayed their wisdom and bravery compared with and also exhaustedly. 罗素无语至极,心好累,和女超人聊天,比和自己斗智斗勇还心力交瘁。 Meanwhile, he clearly becomes aware a truth again, spoke the truth to be useless with the woman, because they were mindless. 同时,他再次明悟一个道理,和女人讲道理没用,因为她们不讲理。 Crash-bang! 哗啦! Female Superman grabs the Luo Su leg, entrains from the crack on wall him: Said that with me mission matter, what mission did Lord God promulgate?” 超人抓着罗素腿,把他从墙上的破洞里拽出来:“和我说说任务的事,主神颁布了什么任务?” You must say this, I do not feign death! 你要说这个,那我就不装死了! Escapes from mission!” “是逃脱任务!” Saw the female Superman initiative shift topic, Luo Su gives her to select a to praise silently, walked following the stair downward: „The mission special details are unknown, only knows Lord God built one Rubik's cube different dimension huge world outlook......” 见女超人主动转移话题,罗素默默给她点了个赞,顺着台阶往下走:“任务的具体情况不明,只知道主神搭建了一个‘魔方异次元’的庞大世界观……” We are at present Triangle In the plot, I fell into the time circulation, found the prompt of Lord God, before the new life breaks the old samsara...... your statue, I have placed in the space ring.” “我们目前身在【恐怖游轮】的剧情中,我陷入了时间循环,找到主神的提示,用新的生命打破旧的轮回……之前你的石像,我一直放在空间戒指里。” Feared that stimulated to female Superman, Luo Su abbreviated the paragraph of resurrecting. 怕刺激到女超人,罗素省略了复活的段落。 Female Superman heart one warm, blushes saying: Resurrecting item, is buys for me specially?” 超人心头一暖,脸红道:“复活道具,是专门为我买的吗?” , That must!” “呃,啊,那必须的呀!” Spent many reward points? Next time will leave the chaotic flower, in the Lord God space, reward is the life, you should use a more useful place it......” “花了很多奖励点吧?下次别乱花,主神空间里,奖励点就是生命,你应该把它用到更有用的地方……” Luo Su lifts the hand to cover the mouth of female Superman, looked at each other past lovingly: Does not have the chaotic flower, I have spent it in the most important place.” 罗素抬手捂住女超人的嘴,含情脉脉对视过去:“没有乱花,我已经把它花在了最重要的地方。” Female Superman heard that the word falls to the enemy instantaneously, turns into stupid from the ice sculpture, is filled with joy to put the Luo Su bosom: This mission is also the group war, right?” 超人闻言瞬间沦陷,从冰雕变成沙雕,满心欢喜扑在罗素怀里:“这次任务也是团战,是吗?” Un!” “嗯!” I help you, makes into everyone half dead, only keeps the final one breath, then you gain the reward point.” “我帮你,把所有人打成半死,只留最后一口气,然后你把奖励点赚回去。” Luo Su wiped head cold sweat: Does not need, I do not regard as important the reward point very much, having is the same.” 罗素抹了把头上的冷汗:“没必要,我不是很看重奖励点,有没有都一样。” „It is not good, must gain.” “不行,必须赚回去。” Good, you happily on line.” “好吧,你开心就行。” The hug moment, the female Superman surprise asked: Since is the group war, how your one person, your teammate?” 拥抱片刻,女超人诧异问道:“既然是团战,怎么就你一个人,你队友呢?” Died!” “都死了!” A Luo Su move of not within grows friend, joins again loses the teammate: On a world is The Cabin in the Woods, The bottom closes the boss Titan evil god to be fierce, to complete mission, they sacrificed completely.” 罗素一招无中生友,再接上痛失队友:“上一个世界是【林中小屋】,底关boss泰坦邪神非常厉害,为了完成任务,他们全部牺牲了。” „, The plot of that movie indeed is very so that's how it is dangerous.” “原来如此,那部电影的剧情的确很危险。” Female Superman nods, brow slightly wrinkle: Since is the group fights inescapable mission under pattern, what the standard of that judgment victory and defeat is, gets rid of everyone?” 超人点点头,眉头微皱:“既然是团战模式下的逃脱任务,那判断胜负的标准是什么,把所有人都干掉?” Luo Su explained: Does not need like this to be bloody, I want first fleeing Rubik's cube different dimension, even if successfully completed mission.” 罗素解释道:“不用这么血腥,我只要第一个逃离‘魔方异次元’,就算是成功完成任务了。” First......” “第一个……” Female Superman hears word is silent, does not know that is thinking anything, after the moment, said: Really is the style of Lord God, mission of other reincarnator squads are definitely same as you, in order to insurance, gets rid of them!” 超人闻言沉默,不知在想些什么,片刻后说道:“果然是主神的风格,其他轮回者小队的任务肯定和你一样,保险起见,还是把他们都干掉吧!” Good, listens your.” “好吧,听你的。” Right, asked your matter, if this mission ran into her, our two hit, whom did you help?” “对了,问你个事,如果这次任务遇到她,我们两个打起来,你帮谁?” „......” “……”
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