AE :: Volume #18 我讨厌漫威V

#838: I am Groot


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Thor and Loki came. the friendly match, process tastelessly not warm-blooded fervor, but Thor was very happy, he enjoyed pleasure of fight 托尔洛基来了场友谊赛,过程乏味毫无热血激情可言,但托尔很高兴,他享受到了战斗的乐趣。 In the dark dimension arena, he was exerted the seal by Luo Su, the inductor strength of countless sufferings and hardships in god of thunder, even he himself succeeds hopelessly. 在黑暗维度竞技场,他被罗素施加封印,感应体内的雷神之力千难万难,连他自己都没指望成功。 Finally he succeeded! 结果他还是成功了! Passive! 被动的! Every day was brandished the hammer of god of thunder to beat savagely by Valkyrie, the thunder and lightning resistance rises with steady steps, cannot achieve the complete immunity, but ordinary thunder attack, with pectoralis major muscle anti- under does not have any issue. 每天被女武神们挥舞雷神之锤暴打,雷电抗性稳步上升,做不到完全免疫,但普通的雷霆攻击,用胸大肌抗下没有任何问题。 On the like this electricity the electricity, he was communicating within the body the strength of god of thunder muddleheaded again, in seal condition. 这么电着电着,他稀里糊涂再次沟通了体内的雷神之力,在封印状态下。 Neglects cultivation process that loves, the result is good. 忽略喜闻乐见的修炼过程,结果是好的。 This also proved Luo Su had not deceived Thor initially, becomes the god of thunder and fights a truth, Thor is a hammer, is unable to become the true god of thunder, is suffers to beat mercilessly too few. 这也证明了罗素当初没有欺骗托尔,成为雷神和打架一个道理,托尔之所以一直是个锤子,无法成为真正的雷神,就是挨得毒打太少。 He owes the electricity! 他欠电! Leaves the dark dimension, within the body seal relieves, a dynasty trapped/sleepy dragon ascended to heaven, changes into beforehand Thor to laugh dissolutely. 离开黑暗维度,体内封印解除,一朝困龙升天,换成以前的托尔已经放肆大笑了。 Now is not good, he was mature, will not then be pleased with oneself because of some small achievements, particularly Luo Su also in situation. 现在不行,他成熟了,不会因一些小成就便沾沾自喜,尤其是罗素还在身边的情况下。 Finally, the family banquet ended, he discovered leaving behind Loki, peripheral no one, collects to propose invitation that quietly compares notes. 终于,家宴结束,他发现了一只落单的洛基,周边没人,悄悄凑上去提出切磋的邀请。 Sure enough, when he showed past the simple smile, slightly added on 1 method of goading somebody into action, the Loki immediately move, agreed and he played two. 果不其然,当他露出昔日纯朴的笑容,小小加上一点激将法,洛基立马中招,同意了和他玩两把。 Loki both hands hold a short dagger respectively, displays the clone illusory image the magic, surrounds Thor all round, brings the pressure on go forward slowly, confuses Thor at the same time, seeks for the flaw to strike to kill. 洛基双手各持一把短匕,施展分身幻影的魔法,将托尔团团包围,施加压力缓缓上前,迷惑托尔的同时,寻找破绽一击必杀。 Loki is discrete, because more than one year do not see, both eyes of Thor have the insight, looks straight ahead the front time, about two divisions of labor are clear, a horizontal direction 230 degrees dynamic object gets a panoramic view, any slightest sign of trouble cannot hide the truth from him. 洛基非常谨慎,因为一年多不见,托尔的双目极具洞察力,直视前方的时候,左右两眼分工明确,水平方向230度的动态物体尽收眼底,任何风吹草动都瞒不过他。 Loki several sneak attacks cannot go well, but also was nearly hugged the younger sister to kill to capture by a Thor bosom. 洛基几次偷袭都未能得手,还险些被托尔一记怀中抱妹杀擒拿。 Loki does not worry, he too understood Thor, in less than two minutes, Thor because of losing the patient active offense, will also expose weaknesses. 洛基并不着急,他太了解托尔了,用不了两分钟,托尔就会因失去耐心主动攻击,同时也会露出破绽。 Sure enough, after two minutes/shares 59 seconds, Thor looks agitated, angrily roars to put forth three broad-ax, chops into pieces the illusory image before body, and flew high to fling the axe, illusion that center the distant place confused falsehood with the truth. 果不其然,两分五十九秒后,托尔面露烦躁,一声怒吼使出三板斧,将身前的幻影劈碎,并将斧头凌空甩了出去,正中远方以假乱真的幻象。 The Loki great happiness, whiz one jumps out from Thor, short dagger overlapping long jab its waist position, then...... 洛基大喜,嗖一下从托尔背后窜出,短匕交叉直击其后腰位置,然后…… ! 噼里啪啦! The Loki flowering branch shivers all over, mouth crooked looking askance falls down, the heart doubts, without the hammer do not have the axe, lightning where Thor comes? 洛基花枝乱颤,口歪眼斜瘫倒在地,心头疑惑,没有锤子也没有斧头,托尔哪来的闪电? Before the stupor, he noticed that Thor turns the head slightly, the right eye bead rotates in the eye socket, finally framed on him. 昏迷前,他看到托尔微微转头,右眼珠子在眼眶内转动一圈,最后定格在了他身上。 The cunningness in look, in simple and honest honest Thor with his cognition is not the same person. 眼神中的狡黠,和他认知中憨厚正直的托尔绝不是同一个人。 This boy learned the Yin person unexpectedly! 这厮居然学会了阴人! Loki like this is thinking, black smoke puts out, faints directly. 洛基这么想着,一口黑烟吐出,直接昏了过去。 Younger brother, you too weak......” “弟弟,你太弱了……” The Thor heart is dark, the like this long-term crime has not received white/in vain, before handled Loki to be possible not to have like this to be easy, although the final victors were he, but the middle was played by Loki unavoidably runs around in circles, where looks like the present, slightly uses/gives Xiaoji then easily took down Loki. 托尔心头暗爽,这么长时间的罪没白受,以前搞定洛基可没这么容易,虽然最终的胜利者都是他,但中间难免被洛基耍得团团转,哪像现在,略施小计便将洛基轻易放倒。 Thor has the sense of achievement extremely, fought to be possible using the muscle with the brain is crisper. 托尔极有成就感,用脑子打架可比用肌肉爽多了。 The shadow that the dark dimension casts diverges much, Thor is smiling, suddenly saw that Odin and Luo Su depart in a hurry, he at present one bright, grasps Loki anti- on the shoulder, followed Odin. 黑暗维度留下的阴影散去不少,托尔正偷着乐,突然看到奥丁罗素匆匆离去,他眼前一亮,抓起洛基抗在肩上,屁颠屁颠跟上了奥丁 Sees Odin to reassign an elite army, and lets that the battleship is ready goes to battle with momentarily, Thor is ecstatic immediately, voluntarily requests to go to battle. 看到奥丁抽调一支精锐部队,并让战舰做好随时出征的准备,托尔顿时心花怒放,主动要求出战。 Odin has not rejected, the Thor strength was enough, making him experience the magnificent scene, develops the vision, is beneficial to the later growth. 奥丁没有拒绝,托尔的实力足够了,让他见识一下大场面,开拓眼界,有利于以后的成长。 Goes to the Svartalfheim temporary palace, meets your mother,...... your older sister.” “去瓦特阿尔海姆行宫,把你母亲接回来,还有……你姐姐。” ...... …… The star of Ego! 伊戈之星! Colorful, just like the beautiful star of heaven, the sky is fluttering seven color flowing light, the ground luxuriant green, fine spring day seems fairyland in the fairy tale. 一颗色彩斑斓,宛若天堂的美丽星球,天空飘扬着七彩流光,地面绿意盎然,鸟语花香好似童话故事里的仙境。 However all these are the false appearance, the star surface object are the illusion that the material remoulds, the star of real Ego is a star that is growing the face. 然而这一切都是假象,星球表面的物体都是物质重塑的幻境,真实的伊戈之星是一颗长着人脸的星球。 Surface by having, this is shamelessly fierce and savage! 面由心生,这张老脸狰狞且凶残! In heavenly body System that the star of Ego is , the original star turned into the supernova, to avoid the energy consumes for no reason, and continues to maintain the superficial illusion, Ego starts to absorb other peripheral planets, occasionally will also tow the spaceship of process. 伊戈之星所在的天体系统中,原本的恒星变成了超新星,为了避免自身能量无端消耗,且继续维持表面的幻境,伊戈开始吸收周边的其他行星,偶尔也会牵引经过的飞船。 This directly causes the star of Ego peripheral incomparably spacious, only then it placed alone same place, motionless. 这直接导致伊戈之星周边无比空旷,只有它孤零零维持在原地,一动不动。 Far away from star of Ego deep space universe, a small-scale spaceship static float, on the ship was Yondu and lacked Star-Lord Guardians of the Galaxy. 远离伊戈之星的深空宇宙,一艘小型飞船静静悬浮,船上是勇度和缺少了星爵银河护卫队 Yondu sits in the cab, holds appreciatively the flying arrow in hand, often looked at the past in the direction of star of Ego, he was worried about the Star-Lord safety very much, but he was also clear on several people depending on ship unable to rescue Star-Lord, the patient waiting was the best way. 勇度坐在驾驶室中,把玩手中的飞箭,不时朝伊戈之星的方向看过去,他很担心星爵的安危,可他也清楚凭船上的几个人救不出星爵,耐心等待才是最好的办法。 Bang! 嘭! The front door of cab was trampled by the violence, the body strong body is strong, Drax of whole body red pattern leads the way, Guardians of the Galaxy several people in a swagger such as. 驾驶室的大门被暴力踹开,身强体壮、满身红色花纹的德拉克斯开路,银河护卫队的几人扬长而如。 I am Groot!” 爱慕格鲁特!” Yondu, when do we also want to wait till?” Gamora spoke frankly the interrogation, the tone was quite bad, suspected that Yondu is perfunctory them, simply has not rescued the idea of Star-Lord. 勇度,我们还要等到什么时候?”卡魔拉直言质问,语气相当不善,怀疑勇度只是在敷衍他们,根本没有救出星爵的想法。 Anxious anything, waits again, reinforcements immediately.” Yondu shot a look at several people of one , to continue to hold appreciatively his flying arrow. “急什么,再等等,援军马上就到。”勇度瞥了几人一眼,继续把玩他的飞箭。 The Gamora seeing that brow tight wrinkle, handed over a look to the Rocket raccoon, in only IQ online person as team, she has the right of direction team action, captain Star-Lord is also the same in the time. 卡魔拉见状眉头紧皱,给火箭浣熊递了个眼神,作为团队中唯一一个智商在线的人,她拥有指挥团队行动的权利,船长星爵在时候也一样。 The Rocket second understands, the meaning of Gamora is Yondu may not believe, robs the control of spaceship, their several rescue Star-Lord. 火箭秒懂,卡魔拉的意思是勇度不可信,抢走飞船的控制权,他们几个去救星爵 At this time, a sentry post sound, the flying arrow in Yondu hand hiked up suddenly, static float in front of Gamora. 这时,一声哨响,勇度手中的飞箭突然飘起,静静悬浮在卡魔拉面前。 I am Groot!” 爱慕格鲁特!” Guardians of the Galaxy several people pull out the weapon to aim at Yondu immediately, the atmosphere is dignified, the fight is ready to be set off. 银河护卫队的几人立即掏出武器对准勇度,气氛凝重,战斗一触即发。 Calm, I will not put you to bring death......” “冷静点,我不会放你们去送死……” Yondu lifts the hand to recall the flying arrow, disregards front long spear/gun short artillery, warned: You think that who your enemy is, is a person, a god? It is not, wants to retrieve Star-Lord, you must defeat a star to be good.” 勇度抬手将飞箭召回,无视面前的长枪短炮,警告道:“你们以为自己的敌人是谁,一个人,还是一个神?都不是,想要救回星爵,你们要击败一个星球才行。” What do you mean, how the enemy turned into star, didn't he call Ego?” Drax asked. “什么意思,敌人怎么又变成了‘星球’了,他不是叫伊戈吗?”德拉克斯问道。 Ego is that star!” 伊戈就是那颗星球!” Yondu explained: Ego is a star that has the self-awareness, his ability is fearful, this was also I prevented you initially with the reason that Star-Lord left together, you will be eaten by Ego.” 勇度解释道:“伊戈是一颗拥有自我意识的星球,他的能力非常可怕,这也是我当初阻止你们跟星爵一起离开的原因,你们会被伊戈吃掉。” But you made Star-Lord carry off!” “可你让星爵被带走了!” Right, because I do not have the ability to prevent Ego, he will kill us, carries off Star-Lord again.” “没错,因为我没有能力阻止伊戈,他会把我们都杀了,再带走星爵。” I am Groot!” 爱慕格鲁特!” „......” “……” Gamora and the others were silent, Drax frowning opens the mouth of: Yondu, you are lying, Ego is impossible is a star! Is impossible!” 卡魔拉等人沉默,德拉克斯皱起眉头开口:“勇度,你在说谎,伊戈不可能会是一颗星球!绝不可能!” Idiot, do not ponder with your brain casually, universe big very much, all have the possibility.” “白痴,不要随便用你的脑子思考,宇宙大的很,一切皆有可能。” Yondu flips the supercilious look, the birds of a feather flock together like attracts like, the stupid friend can only be stupid, Star-Lord is stupid, therefore the Guardians of the Galaxy members are stupid. 勇度翻了翻白眼,物以类聚人以群分,沙雕的朋友只会是沙雕,星爵沙雕,所以银河护卫队的成员都是沙雕 Perhaps Gamora is not, she is the brake lining in team, guaranteed daily stupid will not turn over. 或许卡魔拉不是,她是团队里的刹车片,日常保证沙雕们不会翻车。 But looks like in Yondu, this brake lining the grinding will pass sooner or later, then follows to turn into stupid together. 但在勇度看来,这块刹车片早晚会磨通,然后跟着一起变成沙雕 Little deceived people, if Ego is a star, he possibly is not the Star-Lord father, because he was too big, is unable through the Star-Lord mother, then to make Star-Lord be born.” “少骗人了,如果伊戈是一颗星球,那他就不可能是星爵的亲生父亲,因为他太大了,根本无法通过星爵的母亲,然后让星爵出生。” Drax vowed solemnly, the Yondu lie pokes broken, gave up any idea of deceived him to be swindled. 德拉克斯信誓旦旦,勇度的谎言一戳即破,休想骗他上当。 „......” “……” A Gamora face compels to turn the head to look ignorant to Drax, said is reasonable, she almost on letter/believes. 卡魔拉一脸懵逼转头看向德拉克斯,说得很有道理,她差点就信了。 Therefore, said these to be useful, is Ego the Star-Lord father, is very important?” “所以,说这些有什么用,伊戈是不是星爵的亲生父亲,很重要吗?” Yondu lifts the hand to cover the face, really used energy with the stupid exchange, their thought jumps, excels at the drift off topic extremely, making one feel exhausted physically and mentally. 勇度抬手捂脸,和沙雕交流实在太费劲了,他们思维跳跃,极其擅长跑偏话题,令人身心俱疲。 Naturally was important, if Ego is not the Star-Lord father, who is, he always possibly does not jump from the stone?” “当然重要了,如果伊戈不是星爵的生父,那谁才是,他总不可能是从石头里蹦出来的吧?” I am Groot!” 爱慕格鲁特!” „It is not you, Groot, you possibly are not the Star-Lord father.” “不是你,格鲁特,你不可能是星爵的父亲。” Drax shakes the head, raised the hand refers to fiercely to Yondu: Is you, you are the Star-Lord father, that has thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later, the waste bastard who drops out the wife and children.” 德拉克斯摇头,猛地抬手指向勇度:“是你,你才是星爵的生父,那个始乱终弃,抛下妻儿的人渣混蛋。” Yondu: „......” 勇度:“……” Gamora: „......” 卡魔拉:“……” Groot: I am Groot!” 格鲁特:“爱慕格鲁特!” Rocket shrugs: Is impossible, Yondu is impossible, he is the Star-Lord father.” 火箭耸耸肩:“不可能,勇度不可能,他是星爵的父亲。” Why, he does not have slightly......” “为什么,难道他没有小……” „, Their color is not different, hadn't you discovered?” “不不不,他们颜色不一样,难道你没发现?” This has anything, many fathers' and sons' colors are different, but child's mothers said one's own.” “这有什么,很多父子的颜色都不一样,但孩子的母亲都说是亲生的。” I am Groot!” 爱慕格鲁特!” Mother lay!” “母亲说谎了!” „......” “……” Sufficed!” “够了!” ( O dish o) (o皿o) Gamora sonic boom of being driven beyond the limits of forbearance drinks, she is staring three stupid wickedly, after being short of Star-Lord, the Guardians of the Galaxy battle efficiency was increased, IQ actually as before touching. 忍无可忍的卡魔拉一声爆喝,她恶狠狠瞪着三个沙雕,少了星爵之后,银河护卫队的战斗力提升了,智商却依旧感人。 Bastards, listened to me, we were discussing how to rescue Star-Lord, rather than discussed that actually his damn father was who!” “混蛋们,都给我听好了,我们在讨论如何营救星爵,而不是讨论他那该死的父亲究竟是谁!” „, This is very why important to Star-Lord, we cannot make him not have the father, otherwise, he does not exist from the start.” “为什么,这对星爵很重要,我们不能让他没有父亲,不然的话,他压根就不存在。” Right!” “没错!” I am Groot!” 爱慕格鲁特!” „......” “……” One crowd of stupid! 一群沙雕 Yondu shakes the head speechless, withdraws the beforehand words, Gamora is stupid, is only not quite obvious. 勇度无语摇头,收回之前的话,卡魔拉已经是个沙雕了,只是不太明显而已。 The reason is very simple, she tries to be reasonable unexpectedly with three stupid, possibly before was four, this was the stupid initial symptom. 理由很简单,她居然试图和三个沙雕讲道理,可能之前是四个,这正是沙雕的初期症状。 - 嘀嘀嘀-- At this time, the warning on spaceship sounded suddenly, played dumb several people quickly to rush to the control desk. 这时,飞船上的警报突然响了起来,犯傻中的几人急忙冲上操作台。 Rocket both hands fast even/including chose/point, swallowed a saliva ruthlessly: Ended, could not be inescapable, ten large universe battleships leap the space node suddenly, behind us.” 火箭双手快速连点,狠狠咽了口唾沫:“完了,跑不了了,有十艘大型宇宙战舰突然跃出空间节点,就在我们后面。” Ha!!” “哈哈哈!!” When several people of cold sweat direct current, Yondu laughs loudly: Little rascal, the reinforcements came, I lead you to see that Sir, when the time comes closes to me the mouth.” 就在几人冷汗直流的时候,勇度放声大笑:“小鬼们,援军来了,我带你们去见那位大人,到时候都把嘴巴给我闭上。” The Gamora doubts said: Who is that Sir?” 卡魔拉疑惑道:“那位大人是谁?” I am Groot!” 爱慕格鲁特!” My boss!” “我的boss!” ---- ---- Goes out the management, evening's refresh time is not determined, did not need to wait, tomorrow will look again! 出门办事,晚上的更新时间不确定,不用等了,明天再看吧!
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