AE :: Volume #18 我讨厌漫威V

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Sorcerer Supreme, I do not understand very much......” 至尊法师,我不是很懂……” Strange stutter, he knows that oneself words may offend Luo Su, but he must ascertain, after all acknowledges as teacher is matter for a lifetime, cannot the careless general idea/careless. 斯特兰奇结结巴巴,他知道自己的话可能会得罪罗素,可他还是要问清楚,毕竟拜师是一辈子的事情,不能马虎大意。 Where doesn't understand?” “还有哪里不懂?” About previous Sorcerer Supreme, is my teacher, who that...... is the old man in portrait?” “关于上一任至尊法师,也就是我的老师,那个……画像上的老者是谁?” You said him!” “你说他啊!” Luo Su curls the lip slightly, cold -ly snorted and said: He is sweeps the floor, occasionally passes a sewer, who you do not need to care about him are.” 罗素微微撇嘴,冷哼道:“他就是个扫地的,偶尔通一通下水道,你不用在意他是谁。” Strange: „......” 斯特兰奇:“……” Confirmed, the old man on wall is Master Ancient One. 确认了,墙壁上的老者就是古一法师。 That, Sorcerer Supreme, what...... I did not question properly speaking, I was only......, after all you were Sorcerer Supreme, the status are how noble, a cleaner and you posted, was too...... too the child's play?” “那,至尊法师,按理说……我不是质疑什么,我只是……呃,毕竟您是至尊法师,身份何其高贵,一个清洁工和您并列,是不是太……太儿戏了?” What's wrong, do you look down upon the cleaner?” “怎么,你看不起清洁工?” No, I am not this meaning.” “没有,我不是这个意思。” ! 啪! Luo Su puts out a hand to pat on the tea table, frightens Strange to tremble, said plausibly: Pays attention to your tone, Strange, you start arrogant, lacked to the awe.” 罗素伸手拍在茶几上,吓得斯特兰奇一哆嗦,振振有词道:“注意你的语气,斯特兰奇,你又开始恃才傲物,缺乏对外界的敬畏了。” I do not have......” “我没有……” The Strange incomparable grievance, he only wants to know that actually oneself teacher is long what, does this have the mistake? 斯特兰奇无比委屈,他只想知道自己的老师究竟长什么样,这也有错吗? No, you have!” “不,你有!” Sorcerer Supreme, I do not have......” 至尊法师,我没……” Un!?” “嗯!?” Good, I have, I lack the sense of awe, is I am not right.” “好吧,我有,我缺乏敬畏之心,是我不对。” Knows well, now changes also with enough time.” “知道就好,现在改还来得及。” Luo Su raised the hand refers to the portrait: Saw clearly, on the wall that is not the common cleaner, entire Kamar-Taj, he sweeps cleanly, the toilet passes diligently!” 罗素抬手指向画像:“看清楚了,墙上那位可不是一般的清洁工,整个卡玛泰姬,他地扫得最干净,马桶通得最勤快!” That really tmd is fierce! 那还真tmd厉害呢! Strange was speechless, Luo Su just also a person of high skill style, how one turned around, the style on became this ghost appearance crookedly, felt that received many greatly suffering as. 斯特兰奇无语了,罗素刚刚还一副高人风范,怎么一转身,画风就歪成了这幅鬼样子,感觉受了多大委屈似的。 Because of the side effect of magic? 因为魔法的副作用吗? Listening, Strange, I am emphasizing again. Painted a portrait elderly man is Kamar-Taj swept place for a lifetime, passed toilet for a lifetime, particularly my toilet, passed diligently.” “听着,斯特兰奇,我再强调一遍。画像里的老人家为卡玛泰姬扫了一辈子的地,通了一辈子的马桶,尤其是我的马桶,通得最勤快了。” Luo Su is saying, is coughs lightly one: Naturally, this was not the key point, the key point was the elderly man because of he many years of constant sacrificing spirit, in Kamar-Taj big name. Everyone mentioned him, will give the thumbs-up, praising on one really to sweep cleanly.” 罗素说着,又是轻咳一声:“当然了,这不是重点,重点是老人家因为他多年始终如一的奉献精神,在卡玛泰姬名声响亮。每个人提到他,都会竖起大拇指,夸上一句‘地扫得真干净’。” Strange:(,) 斯特兰奇:(,) Right, this elderly man is not simple, he also leaves behind the great person of legend in Kamar-Taj, because sweeps well, the toilet passes most quickly, he is called the supreme cleaner!” “没错,这位老人家并不简单,他也是在卡玛泰姬留下传说的大人物,因为地扫得最好,马桶通得最快,他被称为至尊清洁工!” Strange:(,) 斯特兰奇:(,) What's wrong, don't you believe?” “怎么,你不信?” Sees a Strange withering death face, Luo Su is angry: What meaning your expression is, thought your toilet can pass is better than him?” 见斯特兰奇一张蔫巴巴的死人脸,罗素大怒:“你这表情是什么意思,是不是觉得你的马桶能通得比他更好?” No, I really do not have, I only want to look for a teacher, studies the magic quietly.” “不,我真的没有,我只想找个老师,静悄悄地学习魔法。” Snort, forgives you not to dare.” “哼,谅你也不敢。” The Luo Su big hand wields, took out the digital camera, found was stepped on the face Master Ancient One picture, said: Said like this are many, hurries to acknowledge as teacher!” 罗素大手一挥,将数码相机取出,找到被踩脸的‘古一法师’照片,说道:“说了这么多,赶紧拜师吧!” „......” “呃……” How?” “又怎么了?” Doesn't need to acknowledge as teacher face to face?” “不用当面拜师吗?” Strange swallowed a saliva: Is acknowledging as teacher to the picture, too doesn't respect?” 斯特兰奇咽了口唾沫:“对着照片拜师,是不是太不尊重了?” Does not use, on Sorcerer Supreme has died.” “不用,上一任至尊法师已经死了。” „......” “……” Hears the news that Ancient One passed away, Strange swallowed a saliva ruthlessly, looked in again the picture basically died Master Ancient One, immediately is cold air from the sole board direct impact crown of the head. 听到古一去世的消息,斯特兰奇狠狠咽了口唾沫,再一看照片里基本断气的‘古一法师’,当即便是一股凉气从脚底板直冲天灵盖。 Kamar-Taj was too dangerous, now walks also with enough time? 卡玛泰姬太危险了,现在走还来得及吗? Also is gawking doing, acknowledges as teacher quickly!” Luo Su urged. “还愣着干什么,快拜师啊!”罗素催促道。 Strange wiped head cold sweat: „, Sorcerer Supreme, I...... can I do obeisance to paint a portrait that?” 斯特兰奇抹了把头上的冷汗:“呃,至尊法师,我……我能拜画像上那个吗?” Do not think, painted a portrait that also dead.” “别想了,画像上那个也死了。” Hehe......” “呵呵呵……” Strange compensates to smile awkwardly, sips the lip that under became dry: Refuses stubbornly importantly, I want to be his disciple.” 斯特兰奇尴尬赔笑,抿了下发干的嘴唇:“死不死不重要,我只是想做他的弟子。” „Did Strange, you determine?” “斯特兰奇,你确定?” Luo Su receives the digital camera, exchanges an incomparably serious face: You must know, in our people of East eyes, was on the 1st the master lifelong is the father, this teacher was not in the school corrects students'papers to you, gives you a teacher.” 罗素收起数码相机,换上一张无比严肃的脸:“你要知道,在我们东方人眼中,一日为师终身为父,这种老师可不是学校里给你批改作业,给你一个a的老师。” Facing Luo Su that is suddenly proper, Strange nods seriously. 面对突然正经起来的罗素,斯特兰奇郑重点点头。 Very good, in the past, knelt down to knock three heads, then offered this cup of tea......” “很好,过去,跪下磕三个头,然后把这杯茶奉上……” I understood.” “我明白了。” Strange nods, deeply inspires according to the request of Luo Su complies completely, the movement is non-standard, but the attitude is respectful enough. 斯特兰奇点点头,深吸一口气按照罗素的要求全部照做一遍,动作并不规范,但态度足够恭敬。 One cup of tea both hands hold, Strange lowered the head to wait for the long time, turned sour until the both arms hears Luo Su to stop. 一杯茶水双手捧起,斯特兰奇低头等了半晌,直到双臂发酸才听到罗素喊停。 He lowers the head looks, in teacup completely empty, inside tea does not know when vanished into thin air. 他低头一看,茶杯中空空如也,里面的茶水不知何时不翼而飞了。 Sorcerer Supreme, the tea...... the tea did not have!?” 至尊法师,茶……茶没了!?” A Strange face is panic-stricken, looks up to Ancient One in portrait, only thought in the happy expression to square features to be deeper. 斯特兰奇一脸惊骇,抬头看向画像中的古一,只觉对方脸上的笑意更深了。 Do not look, is he drinks.” “别看了,就是他喝的。” Luo Su speaking of this, lifts the hand to bring three fragrant ignitions, inserts in the incense burner before portrait. 罗素说到这,抬手取来三根香点燃,插在画像前的香炉里。 Without other meaning, is expresses itself purely to Ancient One from the respect of bottom of one's heart. 没别的意思,纯粹是表达自己对古一发自肺腑的尊重。 But, Sorcerer Supreme, this cup of tea...... you did not say that my teacher he had passed away?” Strange complexion is a little white, oneself frightened oneself. “可是,至尊法师,这杯茶……您不是说我的老师他已经去世了吗?”斯特兰奇脸色有点白,自己把自己吓到了。 Strange, this is the magic.” “斯特兰奇,这就是魔法。” Luo Su explained: When your magic attainments are gradually profound, you know, the constitution of universe is not only the material, the thought that it not only constituted the universe, but also created the universe.” 罗素解释道:“当你的魔法造诣逐渐精深,你就会知道,宇宙的构成不仅仅是物质,还有思维,它不仅构成了宇宙,还创造了宇宙。” However our these magicians, in the use thought communication world, our extract energy, utilize it through a more efficient way.” “而我们这些魔法师,亦是在使用思维沟通世界,我们提取物质能量,通过更加高效的方式将其运用出来。” Strange appears to understand but not really understand, as the layman, he knows that Luo Su is telling very important truth, therefore diligently in heart. 斯特兰奇似懂非懂,身为门外汉,他知道罗素在讲述非常重要的道理,所以努力记在心中。 As for Master Ancient One, he indeed died, but his thought has not destroyed, has existed in the universe......” “至于古一法师,他的确是死了,但他的思维没有毁灭,一直存在于宇宙之中……” Luo Su looks with a smile to Strange: Cannot think through are not related, you can understand, his outstanding class Chuqu travelled.” 罗素笑着看向斯特兰奇:“想不通没关系,你可以理解成,他翘班出去旅游了。” Strange speechless, the mouth is quicker than your brain, speaks frankly: Therefore, this is real Master Ancient One, right?” 斯特兰奇哑然,嘴巴比你脑子快,直言道:“所以,这位才是真的古一法师,对吗?” Then, Strange regretted, looks at Luo Su embarrasedly, does not dare to say anything again. 说完,斯特兰奇就后悔了,讪讪看着罗素,不敢再说些什么。 A Luo Su complexion board: Strange, you started to regard the world with the narrow vision!” 罗素脸色一板:“斯特兰奇,你又开始用狭隘的目光看待世界了!” I really do not have! 我真的没有啊! Strange cried out in the heart, but he does not dare to say. 斯特兰奇在心头呐喊,但他不敢说。 Listening, the universe is infinite, the universe that your I place is only one of them, we of each universe are various.” “听着,宇宙是无限的,你我身处的宇宙只是其中之一,每一个宇宙的我们都各种各样。” Luo Su said: Master Ancient One of other universes are not the white beards, the female bald image also has, therefore, I have not deceived you, their two are Master Ancient One.” 罗素说道:“其他宇宙的古一法师不是只有白胡子,女光头的形象也有,所以,我没有骗你,他们两个都是古一法师。” „......” “……” Strange winks, although Luo Su said is reasonable, but he is not a child, knows that in this definitely has the trick. 斯特兰奇挤挤眼,虽然罗素说得很有道理,但他已经不是小孩子了,知道这里面肯定有猫腻。 Ok, if you really do not think clearly, regards this time acknowledging as teacher is a test!” “好了,如果你实在想不明白,就把这次的拜师当成是一次考验吧!” Sorcerer Supreme, I through test?” 至尊法师,那我通过考验了吗?” The Strange disturbed say/way, he should pass properly speaking, who lets Luo Su is Sorcerer Supreme, he said does not calculate. 斯特兰奇忐忑道,按理来说他应该是通过了,可谁让罗素至尊法师呢,他说了不算。 Passed, Master Ancient One is very satisfied with your performance, you later keep Kamar-Taj to study the magic well, has anything not to understand, can inquire to king, he will help you answer questions to dispel doubt.” “通过了,古一法师对你的表现很满意,你以后就留在卡玛泰姬好好学习魔法,有什么不懂的,可以向王询问,他会帮你答疑解惑。” I understood.” “我明白了。” Strang fantastic story said even/including head, why without inquiring was not Luo Su taught, his magic little white, had no need to ask Sorcerer Supreme. 斯特兰奇闻言连头,没有询问为何不是罗素教导,他一个魔法小白,用不着劳驾至尊法师 „The palace of magic is very big, even I, still only started, but you......” “魔法的殿堂很大,即便是我,也只是刚刚起步,而你……” Luo Su looked at Strange one eyes: „The beginner in beginner, in the future, your anything will not serve as, non-stop reading to enrich own knowledge quantity.” 罗素看了斯特兰奇一眼:“初学者中的初学者,未来一段时间,你什么也不用做,不停看书充实自己的知识量。” Before me said such, our masters with the thought communication world, besides the charm, you also need the knowledge quantity, otherwise you are basic the incantation unable to understand, not to mention.” “就像我之前说得那样,我们法师用思维沟通世界,除了魔力,你还需要知识量,否则你连基本咒语都看不懂,更不用说施法了。” You passed the stage of beginner, stockpiles the certain amount knowledge, can understand the incantation, can......” “等你度过初学者的阶段,储备一定量的知识,能看得懂咒语,就可以……” Can use the magic, right?” “就可以施展魔法了,对吗?” Strange is eager to try, as one has the doctorate study tyrant, he most does not fear studies. 斯特兰奇跃跃欲试,作为一名拥有博士学位的学霸,他最不怕的就是读书。 I thought that you are think the fart eats! 我看你是想屁吃! Luo Su white Strange eyes: Do not think blindly, completes the theoretical knowledge, your test.” 罗素白了斯特兰奇一眼:“别瞎想了,学完理论知识,你就该考试了。” Test!?” “考试!?” Strange stares the big eye, magic does like this meet the rusticity? 斯特兰奇瞪大眼睛,魔法这么接地气吗? Sea of exams tactics succeeds by sheer force of numbers, this is one gradually accumulates the EXP process, in the past I was also like this came......” “题海战术以量取胜,这是一个逐渐积累经验的过程,我当年也是这么过来的……” The Luo Su blushing air/Qi does not breathe heavily, the lie opens mouth: After all magic complex complicated/many Ao, the dimension strength of involving, the confusion to letting the person goes crazy, does not have enough preparation, will only injure someone to cause self infliction rashly.” 罗素脸不红气不喘,瞎话张嘴就来:“毕竟魔法复杂繁奥,其中牵扯到的维度力量,混乱到让人发疯,没有足够的前期准备,贸然施法只会害人害己。” You must ponder and summarize in the excessive assignments, can the efficient consolidated knowledge node, expand the thought to widen one's horizon, practice makes perfect controls each incantation.” “你要在题海中多思考、多总结,才能高效巩固知识点,拓宽思维打开眼界,熟能生巧驾驭每一个咒语。” Gurgle!” “咕嘟!” Strange swallowed a saliva, the feeling can be a period of unjust painful time in the future. 斯特兰奇咽了口唾沫,感觉未来会是一段不见天日的痛苦时光。 Studies safely, the matter of excessive assignments I will make king give you to reorganize one specially.” “安心读书,题海的事情我会让王专门给你整理一份。” Luo Su pinches the chin: You are the disciple of Master Ancient One, practice cannot be inferior by others, otherwise Master Ancient One is reflected badly, I think......” 罗素手捏下巴:“你是古一法师的弟子,练习量决不能被其他人比下去,否则古一法师颜面无光,我想想……” Un, step by step come, the step cannot step is too big, the first words, first called ten jin (0.5 kg) exercise!” “嗯,一步步来,步子不能迈太大,第一次的话,先称十斤习题吧!” „......” U “……”u
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