„Senior official, establishes provisionally the enemy for Multiverse hydra......?” “长官,将敌人暂定为平行宇宙的九头蛇……行吗？” Steve inquired low voice, he pondered slightly, the calm analysis, discovered in finally own heart worst influence, the hydra was first, might be called unshakeable. 史蒂夫小声询问,他稍加思考,冷静分析,最终发现自己心中最邪恶的势力,九头蛇稳居第一,堪称不可动摇。 Naturally, is hydra that ‚Red Skull’ Schmidt leads, is not Luo Su hydra hand/subordinate. 当然了,是‘红骷髅’施密特领导的九头蛇,并非是罗素手下的九头蛇。 The impression of first impressions are most lasting is too profound, even if Steve's strength already today we are no longer as we have been, sufficiently single-handedly the blood oppressive hydra, and according to rubbed on the ground Schmidt, but gave the opportunity that he chose 100 times, will choose the hydra 100 times. 先入为主的印象太深刻,哪怕史蒂夫的实力早已今非昔比,足以单枪匹马血虐九头蛇,并将施密特按在地上摩擦,但给他一百次选择的机会,一百次都会选择九头蛇。 This perhaps is the destiny, which world no matter, he is hard to solve with the hydra. 这或许就是命运,不管在哪个世界,他都和九头蛇纠缠不清。 „The hydra of parallel world, Ok, was it.” “平行世界的九头蛇,可以,就是它了。” The Luo Su hesitation moment, agreed that Steve's proposition, only exists in the mysterious influence of air, names does not matter. 罗素沉吟片刻,同意史蒂夫的提议,一个只存在于空气的神秘势力,叫什么名字都无所谓。 Suddenly, he thought of anything probably, ridicules to say with a smile: „Steve, who the leader of parallel world hydra is, did you think?” 突然间,他像是想到了什么,揶揄笑道:“史蒂夫,平行世界九头蛇的首领是谁,你想到了吗？” Steve heart one suddenly, felt this is together the political essay question, once answered is wrong his auspicious day to the end, said from the heart decisively: „Is Schmidt, only then he can take on the title of evil hydra leader.” 史蒂夫心头一突,感觉这是一道政治问答题,一旦答错他的好日子就到头了,果断从心道:“是施密特,只有他才担得起邪恶九头蛇首领的称号。” „Right?” “是吗？” „Senior official, I am definite!” “长官,我非常确定！” „But I feel strange......” “可我觉得不妥……” Luo Su smiles: „Schmidt calculates that which scallion, the title of worst hydra leader is not one's turn him, I raise a character to you, took care of Nick to listen to the face to frighten white.” 罗素嘿嘿一笑:“施密特算哪根葱,最邪恶九头蛇首领的称号轮不到他,我给你提一个人物,保管尼克・弗瑞听了脸都能吓白。” „......” “……” Steve swallowed a saliva, hidden has the ominous feeling. 史蒂夫咽了口唾沫,隐有不祥之感。 „‚Hydra team leader’ Steve Rogers, evil boss from Multiverse, is not only powerful, and sinister deceitful and crafty......” “‘九头蛇队长’史蒂夫・罗杰斯,来自平行宇宙的邪恶boss,不仅实力强大,且阴险狡诈、诡计多端……” Luo Su thinks, discovered the person supposes is not very plentiful, adds: „That person most is good at ambushing the undercover, many years camouflage upright honest Captain America, after gaining the super heroes' trust, suddenly tear to pieces the hypocritical mask, reveal the evil status of hydra leader, not only rout the super heroes at one fell swoop, but also took advantage of opportunity to rule Earth.” 罗素想了想,发现人设还不够丰满,补充道:“其人最擅长潜伏卧底,多年伪装成忠厚老实的美国队长,获取超级英雄们的信任后突然撕破伪善面具,露出自己九头蛇首领的邪恶身份,不但一举将超级英雄们击溃,还顺势统治了地球。” „After ruling Earth, the hydra team leader Steve's ambition inflates infinitely, he is dissatisfied the achievement of achieving, the evil lackey will reach other Multiverse, repeatedly camouflages Captain America to execute the clever trick in secret, goes well because of the just image that Captain America strikes root in the hearts of the people repeatedly.” “统治地球后,九头蛇队长史蒂夫的野心无限膨胀,他不满足取得的成就,将邪恶的爪牙伸向其他平行宇宙,屡次伪装成美国队长暗中施行诡计,都因美国队长深入人心的正义形象而屡屡得手。” „This, Earth covers by the ambition and plot of hydra team leader, evolves to sweep across the multi-dimensional universe the disaster raging tide!” “就这样,一颗又一颗地球被九头蛇队长的野心和阴谋笼罩,演变成席卷多元宇宙的灾难狂潮！” „But this time was different, his plot has not worked immediately, Howard empty infiltrates the hydra with the winding, sacrificed itself to steal massive information, delayed the invasion time of hydra.” “但这次不一样了,他的阴谋没有在第一时间得逞,霍华德虚与委蛇打入九头蛇,牺牲自己窃取了大量情报,延缓了九头蛇的入侵时间。” Speaking of this, Luo Su sobbed, a palm of the hand clapped on Steve shoulder: „Okay diligently, only then the team leader can defeat the team leader, you are the only hope of multi-dimensional universe Earth.” 说到这,罗素唏嘘不已,一巴掌拍在史蒂夫肩膀上:“好好努力,只有队长才能战胜队长,你是多元宇宙地球的唯一希望。” Steve: „......” 史蒂夫:“……” Although Tony, Bucky, Nick are very difficult, but he is not easiest that. 尽管托尼、巴基、尼克・弗瑞都很难,但他才是最不容易的那个。 „What kind of, how this background establishes, where Steve you feel......” “怎么样,这个背景设定如何,史蒂夫你觉得哪里……” Luo Su more said is more excited, the direct big hand wields the decision: „You do not feel importantly, wants me to feel, decided on like this, quickly told Nick the truth, do not let him become impatient.” 罗素越说越兴奋,直接大手一挥拍板:“你觉得不重要,要我觉得,就这么定了,赶快把真相告诉尼克・弗瑞,别让他等急了。” „Senior official, I feel strange!” “长官,我觉得不妥！” Related to the personal reputation, Steve braces oneself the resistance saying: „The hydra team leader from Multiverse was too false, one hear deceived people, by Nick and Tony's IQ, I was very difficult to trick they to accept as true, perhaps just opened the mouth to reveal the secret, traded one?” 事关个人声誉,史蒂夫硬着头皮反抗道:“来自平行宇宙的九头蛇队长太假了,一听就是骗人,以尼克・弗瑞和托尼的智商,我很难忽悠他们信以为真,恐怕刚开口就露馅了,换一个吧？” „Issue is not big, you can look for Howard, making him make up one volume of recording tapes. After all he sacrificed, his words most trustworthy.” “问题不大,你可以去找霍华德,让他补上一卷录像带。毕竟他都牺牲了,他的话最值得信赖。” „Senior official, this is not the issue of recording tape.” “长官,这不是录像带的问题。” Steve facial features twist: „If really has parallel world, I dare to pledge, except for this universe, other universes absolutely does not have hydra team leader Steve Rogers.” 史蒂夫五官扭曲:“如果真有平行世界,我敢发誓,除了这个宇宙,其他宇宙绝对没有九头蛇队长史蒂夫・罗杰斯。” „Self-confident, has!” “自信点,有的！” „Is impossible!” “不可能！” „Steve, do not despise themselves, you can, you , if bad to be worse than anyone.” “史蒂夫,不要小看自己,你可以的,你要是坏起来比谁都坏。” Luo Su is very satisfied with own script, waving makes Steve get the hell out: „Was needless to say again, my intent has decided that who came is not easy-to-use.” 罗素对自己的剧本无比满意,挥挥手让史蒂夫滚蛋:“不用再说了,我意已决,谁来了都不好使。” „......” “……” Steve one face day the dog, full belly mmp left, criticizes itself to mind others' business, Tony and black coal were hapless, he saw a play was good, insisted to draw two people. 史蒂夫一脸日了狗了,满肚子mmp离开,暗骂自己多管闲事,托尼和黑炭倒霉,他看戏就好了,硬要拉两人一把。 Now was good, everyone dies together, in neat lying down pit. 现在好了,大家一起死,整整齐齐躺坑里。 Is good because of being Multiverse, is good because of being the false person of fabrication supposes, the opportunity of explaining, otherwise he illustrious name all destroyed! 好在是平行宇宙,好在是杜撰的虚假人设,还有解释的机会,不然他一世英名岂不是全毁了！ Did not say that Steve departs indignantly, Luo Su here brings Thor to board the private plane, the latter is incapable dejected, like the life defeat dog, lost the goal of advance. 不说史蒂夫愤愤离去,罗素这边带着托尔登上私人飞机,后者颓然无力,如同人生败犬,失去了前进的目标。 Asgard big prince because of exile, and was eliminated the supernatural power and honor, falls into the low ebb, some urgently needed people draw his, Luo Su felt oneself are very appropriate. 阿斯加德的大王子因流放,且被剥夺神力和荣誉,陷入低潮期,急需有人拉他一把,罗素觉得自己就很合适。 „Thor, said that with me what happened, how to be exiled suddenly?” “托尔,和我说说发生了什么事情,怎么突然就被流放了？” Luo Su inquired after the well being of: „I guess that certainly was you annoys your father to be angry, I guess again was related with the frost giant, is right?” 罗素嘘寒问暖道:“我猜一定是你惹你父亲生气了,我再猜还和冰霜巨人有关,对不对？” „It is not!” “并不是！” Thor returned to one immediately, then said confusedly: „I do not know that had anything, only knows that the father puts on Destroyer games armor to go out in a hurry, then comes back happily, then mother also becomes very happy, finally...... various father types looked suddenly I am not pleasing to the eyes, he also punches me , Loki also took a beating.” 托尔立即回了一句,而后迷茫道:“我也不知道发生了什么,只知道父亲穿上毁灭者甲匆匆出门,而后开开心心回来,然后母亲也变得很高兴,最后……父亲突然各种看我不顺眼,他还揍我,哦,洛基也挨揍了。” ( 11) (一一) Because did not have anything clearly, Luo Su decides to shut up, so as to avoid falls oneself. 因为不清楚发生了什么,罗素决定闭嘴,免得把自己陷进去。 Thor like turning on a record player, the full belly discontent and grievance no one poured out, dai was saying to Luo Su dai. 托尔就像打开了话匣子,满肚子牢骚和委屈无人倾诉,对着罗素嘚吧嘚吧说了起来。 „Father points at my types to scold, said that I idle about all day, gets down unable to become a qualified King in like this forever, I smiled at that time, the wizard cherishes to become the king...... possibly is because I smile the sound to be big, therefore takes a beating.” “父亲指着我各种数落,说我整天游手好闲,在这么下去永远都无法成为一个合格的王者,我当时就笑了,鬼才稀罕成为国王呢……可能是因为我笑得声音太大,所以才挨了揍。” „You know that I do not fear to take a beating, but cannot take a beating with no reason at all, therefore I told the father, even if I cannot become the king, Loki, he was more suitable than to become the king me......” “你知道的,我这人不怕挨揍,可也不能无缘无故挨揍,于是我就告诉父亲,即便我不能成为国王,还有洛基,他比我更适合成为国王……” Speaking of this, Thor long sighed, appearance that past events found it unbearable to recall. 说到这,托尔长长叹了口气,一副往事不堪回首的模样。 The whole nation support two princes, two princes support three princesses, therefore the big princess butchered everyone. 全国人民支持二王子,二王子支持三公主,于是大公主把所有人都宰了。 Although Luo Su decides to shut up, but the story was too interesting, he could not endure big gasping for breath of Thor, quickly urged: „Then, what had afterward?” 罗素虽决定闭嘴,但故事实在太有意思了,他忍受不了托尔的大喘气,急忙催促道:“接下来呢,后来发生了什么？” „Took a beating! Otherwise?” “挨揍了呗！不然呢？” Thor is panting in indignation: „I said that Loki suits to become the king, the father punches me, I refuse to accept, he hits.” 托尔气呼呼道:“我说洛基适合成为国王,父亲就揍我,我不服,他就往死里打。” „Then you were exiled!” “然后你就被流放了！” „It is not, he punches too ruthlessly, I changed a statement, said that Loki is not good.” “不是,他揍得太狠,我改口了,说洛基不行。” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” This tm was also too real! 这tm也太真实了！ „But I have not thought, Loki in out of the door, he heard me to say he was not good, does not say a word to leave.” “可我没想到,洛基就在门外,他听到我说他不行,一言不发离开了。” Thor looks speechless to the sky: „Although Loki conceals the technetium to be very good, but I know that he affirmed was sad, perhaps also cried.” 托尔无语望向天空:“虽然洛基掩饰锝很好,但我知道他肯定伤心极了,没准还哭了。” „Thor, does not need to be offended, after all you at that time by beating mercilessly, Loki will understand your.” “托尔,无需介怀,毕竟你当时挨着毒打,洛基会理解你的。” The Luo Su good words persuaded: „You think again, in the world does not have so many coincidences, have no reason you to say Loki was not good, he just appeared in out of the door.” 罗素好言相劝道:“你再想想,世上没有那么多巧合,没理由你开口说洛基不行,他就刚好出现在门外。” „Therefore...... you mean the father pit I?” Thor stares the big eye. “所以……你的意思是父亲坑我？”托尔瞪大眼睛。 „It is not, I mean, Loki, has looked you take a beating have not appeared.” “不是,我的意思是,洛基一直都在,看着你挨揍却没出现。” Thor: „......” 托尔:“……” „What kind of, did my like this explanation, reduce much to the guilt of Loki?” “怎么样,我这么一解释,对洛基的愧疚是不是减轻了不少？” Thor came shaking the head: „No, I feel you in instigating the relations between our brothers.” 托尔来了摇头:“没有,我觉得你在挑拨我们兄弟之间的关系。” This goods were incurable, sooner or later will die on Loki! 这货没救了,早晚死在洛基身上！ The Luo Su supercilious look turns, Asgard the struggle of throne, can summarize with a few words on the whole. 罗素白眼一翻,阿斯加德的王位之争,大体上可以用一句话来总结。 Been able to obtain forever is in a tumult, been partial secure! 得不到的永远在骚动,被偏爱的都有恃无恐！ like this said that perhaps is a little inappropriate, no matter because Thor or Loki, they do not care to the throne, even to become Loki of king ambitiously, he wants is not the throne, but yes proved oneself are more outstanding than Thor, obtains the approval of Odin. 这么说或许有点不恰当,因为不管是托尔还是洛基,他们对王位都不在乎,哪怕是野心勃勃想成为国王的洛基,他要的也不是王位,而是证明自己比托尔优秀,得到奥丁的认可。 The prince who two have not grown up, the great strength of Asgard, making them treat as the child's play the throne, had not seriously considered as the King should responsibility completely. 两个没长大的王子,阿斯加德的强大,让他们将王位当做儿戏,从没认真考虑到身为王者应尽的责任。 like this thinks, Hela is really the posture of King, at least she......, murders decisively. 这么一想,海拉果然是王者之姿,至少她……呃,杀伐果断。 „Thor, the Odin god throws into Earth you, had said when finished the exile period.” “托尔,奥丁神把你扔进地球,有没有说过什么时候结束流放期。” „No, the father is very disappointed about me, possibly my whole life could not return to Asgard.” One speaking of here, Thor was covered by the low atmospheric pressure immediately, becomes withering. “没有,父亲对我很失望,可能我这辈子都回不到阿斯加德了。”一说到这儿,托尔立马被低气压笼罩,变得蔫巴巴的。 „How possibly, if really exiles indefinitely, the Odin god not and you will throw into Earth the hammer together, you will have the opportunity, taking up the hammer will be a radical...... the god of thunder.” “怎么可能,真要是无限期流放,奥丁神就不会把锤子和你一起扔进地球,你还有机会,拿起锤子又是一条钅……雷神。” „Really?” “真的？” „Otherwise, doesn't the Odin god always want to let Steve or Natasha becomes the god of thunder?” The Luo Su peak under the shoulder, Fei Shui did not flow the bystander field, the Odin senile dementia met like this to do. “不然呢,奥丁神总不会想让史蒂夫或者娜塔莎成为雷神吧？”罗素耸了下肩,肥水不流外人田,奥丁老年痴呆了才会这么做。 „Not? I also really am like this think!” “难道不是吗？我还真是这么以为的！” Thor stared the big eye, the Luo Su words makes him be ready to make trouble, was accustomed to the powerful god of thunder, he does not think that the latter half of life was a mortal. 托尔瞪大眼睛,罗素的话让他蠢蠢欲动,做惯了威风凛凛的雷神,他不想下半辈子是个凡人。 „Other show IQ......” “别秀智商了……” Luo Su is crooked, will for fear that say a while again, IQ is pushed down by Thor. 罗素歪过头,生怕再说一会儿,智商会被托尔拉低。 „Luo Su, what means do you have to make me obtain the approval of hammer of god of thunder again? Is your words certainly, after all does not have the hammer, you also look like the god of thunder compared with me......” “罗素,你有什么办法让我再得到雷神之锤的认可吗？是你的话一定可以,毕竟没有锤子,你也比我更像雷神……” In the Thor eye shines: „Can teach me, how can have one's wish the control thunder and lightning like you?” 托尔眼中放光:“能教导我,怎样才能像你一样随心所欲驾驭雷电吗？” Offered sacrifices Odin on the line! 把奥丁献祭了就行！ Luo Su narrows the eye slightly, high and low takes a fast look around Thor one: „My indeed means that controlling the thunder truth are very actually simple, without you imagines is so complex. To fighting to be the same, wants to hit the person, first learns to take a beating.” 罗素微微眯眼,上下扫视托尔一眼:“我的确有一个办法,驾驭雷霆道理其实很简单,没你想象中那么复杂。就跟打架一样,想要打人,就得先学会挨揍。” „What?” “啥？”