„Senior official, if I have not misread, that hammer is immortal palace most precious object Mjolnir, the weapon in Thunder God Thor.” “长官,如果我没看错的话,那把锤子是仙宫至宝姆乔尔尼尔,雷神托尔手里的武器。” Held up this hammer, Steve will not have admitted mistakes, his brow tight wrinkle: „Was that side Asgard what happened, how will otherwise the hammer of god of thunder arrive at Earth for no reason?” 曾经举起过这把锤子,史蒂夫不会认错,他眉头紧皱:“是不是阿斯加德那边发生了什么事,否则雷神之锤怎么会无故降临地球？” „Perhaps was Odin idles is being all right to make the monster!” Luo Su narrows both eyes thinking. “或许是奥丁闲着没事作妖了！”罗素微眯双目思索。 According to the original plot, here should be Thor because of breaks the peace treaty of Asgard and frost giant rashly, was seized the ( yin ) strength by violent anger Odin exhausted ( feng ), censures to descend to earth starts with a clean slate, until learned anything is the qualified King. 按照原本的剧情,此处应该是托尔因莽撞打破阿斯加德和冰霜巨人的和平条约,被暴怒的奥丁剥(feng)夺(yin)力量,贬下凡间改过自新,直到学会什么才是合格的王者。 But nowadays aspect, Odin throws into Earth to be really the non- wisdom Thor, after all...... 但现如今的局面,奥丁把托尔扔进地球实属不智,毕竟…… His Luo Su will have the idea! 他罗素会有想法啊！ „Yelena, relates the Svartalfheim hydra base, making them...... consider as finished since the wartime, making them enhance vigilance, in the near future will prohibit strictly the hydra member to pass in and out Asgard.” “叶莲娜,联系瓦特阿尔海姆九头蛇基地,让他们进入战时……算了,让他们提高警惕,近期严令禁止九头蛇成员进出阿斯加德。” „Good, boss!” “好的,boss！” Before the truth surfaces, all carefully for wonderful. 在真相浮出水面之前,一切小心为妙。 „Senior official, wants me to go the hammer to take now?” Steve asked. “长官,要我现在去把锤子取过来吗？”史蒂夫问道。 „Takes not to use, I walk personally, except for Mjolnir, hammers god Thor also in that side, after all is the Asgard crown prince, this face must give.” “取过来就不用了,我亲自走一趟,除了姆乔尔尼尔,锤神托尔也在那边,毕竟是阿斯加德的储君,这点面子还是要给的。” Luo Su is saying, assigns/life the person to prepare the special plane, said such like Steve, person who he also has the status, cannot go on a journey each time uses the wing. 罗素说着,命人准备好专机,就像史蒂夫说得那样,他也是有身份的人,不能每次出行都用翅膀。 New Mexico, Puente Antiguo! 新墨西哥州,普恩特安提奎镇！ Because of the cities that the mining industry starts, the area is not big, population also on thousand people of scales. 一座因矿业而兴起的城镇,占地面积不大,人口也就千人的规模。 This small town is extremely honored, because of Asgard big...... two prince Thunder God Thor, here welcomed the first time in many life. 这座小镇非常荣幸,因为阿斯加德的大……二王子雷神托尔,在此处迎来了很多人生中的第一次。 Took down by the electric shock spear/gun for the first time, was knocked down by the automobile for the first time, by several guys was pushed to the ground for the first time, moved the pants to suffer one...... 第一次被电击枪放倒,第一次被汽车撞倒,第一次被几名大汉按倒在地,扒掉裤子挨了一针…… Must, experiencing the feeling is quite bad. 总得来说,体验感相当糟糕。 Everything has the dual character, although encountered a series of misfortunes, but Thor also harvested a thing, for example named Jane/simple Foster female astronomer. 凡事都有两面性,虽然遭遇了一系列不幸,但托尔也收获了一点东西,比如名叫简・福斯特的女天文学家。 Jane/simple has the strong interest in Thor, according to her research, Thor may is extremely not the earthman. 简对托尔抱有浓厚的兴趣,根据她的研究,托尔极有可能不是地球人。 On the other hand, although Thor lost the strength of god of thunder, but the gene of his Asgard royal family bloodline is very outstanding, does not violate in two situations, is a standard male god, has the fatal attraction to the single doctor. 另一方面,托尔虽失去了雷神之力,但他阿斯加德王室血统的基因无比优秀,不犯二的情况下,是一枚标准的男神,对单身大龄女博士有着致命吸引力。 Regarding this, Jane’s assistant, from department of political science's specialized heavenly body research self-supporting student Daisy Lois affirmed, body of her greedy Thor. 对此,简的助手,来自政治系专业的天体研究工读生黛茜・露易丝表示肯定,她馋托尔的身子。 Research team another astronomer Eric Dr. Selvig, old man nothing more to be said that pass! 研究小组的另一位天文学家艾瑞克・沙维格博士,老男人没什么好说的,pass！ In the restaurant in small town, traded Thor of average person clothes to eat to the heart's content, Jane/simple and Lois was looks he ate food crazily, connected the stomach of different dimension to express puzzled. 小镇的一家餐厅中,换了一身普通人衣服的托尔正在大快朵颐,简和露易丝则是看着他疯狂进食,对其连接着异次元的胃表示不解。 Although can eat is moe, may place on big masters is not inappropriate, that called the rice bucket. 虽说能吃是萌点,可放在一个大老爷们身上就不合适了,那叫饭桶。 Even if Thor is a golden hair, but can also grip geminate ponytail. 哪怕托尔是个金发,还能扎成双马尾。 Dr. Selvig a face looks at Thor to eat around calm, he will have located to send, the person who wants to organize should quick rush. 沙维格博士一脸淡定看着托尔胡吃海喝,他已经将定位发了出去,想来组织的人应该很快就会赶到。 Right, Dr. Selvig is the person of hydra. 没错,沙维格博士是九头蛇的人。 Having nothing to be surprised, Dr. Selvig and hydra senior staff Dr. Pym is an acquaintance, under was flickered in the course of contacts in the pit. 没什么好惊讶的,沙维格博士和九头蛇老员工皮姆博士是熟人,一来二去之下就被忽悠进了坑里。 Just, as the peripheral member, he is not clear the organization that join is actually what status, is only responsible for the academic on aid, hung the idle duty of adviser that side Dr. Pym. 只不过,作为外围成员,他目前并不清楚自己加入的组织究竟是何身份,只负责学术上的援助,在皮姆博士那边挂了个顾问的闲职。 „This cup of drink are good, I like very much......” “这杯饮料不错,我很喜欢……” Thor selects the eyebrow to nod, expressed very satisfied, then Jiang empty/sky the cup threw down and broke in the place, said loudly: „Comes one cup again!” 托尔挑眉点点头,表示非常满意,然后将空杯摔碎在地,大声道:“再来一杯！” Sudden frightened other guests, Jane/simple Jimang apologized, after all was normal, started to complain to Thor. 突如其来的一幕吓到了其他客人,简急忙赔礼道歉,待一切正常之后才开始向托尔抱怨。 „What are you making?” “你在做什么？” „I said am very tasty, then comes one cup, where isn't right?” “我说很好喝,然后再来一杯,哪里不对吗？” „You should not fall the cup.” “你不该摔杯子。” „Ok, cannot next time.” “ok,下次不会了。” „Un!” “嗯！” The ordinary dialogue said one share sour odor obstinately, in addition the delighted look, lets nearby Dr. Selvig and Lois says cannot bear, this bowl of dog grains are too rotten, they refuse to eat. 普普通通的对话愣是说出了一股子酸臭味,加上眉飞色舞的眼神,让一旁的沙维格博士和露易丝直呼受不了,这碗狗粮太烂,他们拒绝食用。 „Do waiters, know the matter of new meteorite?” “伙计们,知道新陨石的事儿吗？” „Knows, I just came from that. Told you while convenient one, do not listen to others to talk nonsense, that at all was not the meteorite, was the satellite!” “知道,我刚从那过来。顺便告诉你一句,别听别人瞎说,那根本不是陨石,是卫星！” „Satellite? But I heard that is a hammer!” “卫星？可我听说是一把锤子！” „Ha, you are really silly, this rumor believes that I pledged that is the satellite, I personally see.” “哈哈哈,你真傻,这种谣言都信,我发誓那是卫星,我亲眼所见。” „Right? I also really think that is a hammer, heard that many people have tried, has not lifted it.” “是吗？我还真以为是个锤子,听说很多人试过了,都没把它举起来。” „Then?” “然后呢？” „Came one group of Men in Black, broke up.” “来了一伙儿黑衣人,就散场了。” „......” “……” In the restaurant, several gather together the worker is chatting the fantastic story different matter in small town, the palm of the hand big small town, the east side breaks wind, the west side can hear clear, there is no secret. 餐厅里,几个聚在一起的工人聊着小镇上的奇闻异事,巴掌大的小镇,东边放个屁,西边都能听得一清二楚,没什么秘密可言。 Thor hears word at present one bright, throws down the fork in hand, moves toward several workers with stride, inquired that the hammer falls approximately eight kilometers position west the small town. 托尔闻言眼前一亮,丢下手里的叉子,大步走向几名工人,询问出锤子掉落在小镇西面约八公里的位置处。 „Jane/simple, I must say good bye now, I must bring back my thing.” “简,失陪一下,我要去拿回我的东西。” „What?” “什么？” „My hammer!” “我的锤子！” Thor confidently say/way, although he turns into the mortal now, so long as holds up the hammer, he will certainly collect the supernatural power, changes the powerful god of thunder. 托尔信心十足道,虽然现在他变成了凡人,但只要举起锤子,他必将重新拾取神力,变回威风凛凛的雷神。 At the appointed time, he seizes the chance a deity to descend to earth, with Jane/simple to come the times confession, the opposite party will definitely not reject him while convenient. 届时,他趁机来个天神下凡,顺便和简来次告白,对方肯定不会拒绝他。 Thinks the appearance that Jane/simple Jingxi happened simultaneously, Thor is somewhat ready to make trouble at heart, cannot bear smile to make noise. 想到简惊喜交加的模样,托尔心里就有些蠢蠢欲动,忍不住笑出了声。 „Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” ! 啪！ A big hand pats on the shoulder, broke Thor daydream, he turns around behind the reveal wild with joy color: „Luo Su, you how in this? I mean, can see you here, was really good!” 一只大手拍在肩上,打断了托尔的白日梦,他转身之后面露狂喜之色:“罗素,你怎么在这？我的意思是,能在这里看到你,真是太好了！” Then, Thor delivered bear Bao. 说完,托尔送上了一记熊抱。 „You, Miss Natasha!” “还有你,娜塔莎小姐！” Can hold up the person of hammer of god of thunder regarding each, Thor highly cares, what a pity is, his bear hugging type sent regards that was rejected by Natasha, a little slightly loses. 对于每个能举起雷神之锤的人,托尔都非常在意,可惜的是,他的熊抱式问候被娜塔莎拒绝了,有点小失落。 As for Yelena, Thor and she was not ripe, nods then disregards. 至于叶莲娜,托尔和她不熟,点点头便无视了。 „Thor, these are your friend?” “托尔,这几位是你朋友？” Jane/simple, according to her experiments the data obtained surprisedly, Thor should come from above the star, how to possibly have the friend on Earth? 简惊讶不已,按照她实验获得的数据,托尔理应来自星星之上,怎么可能会在地球上有朋友？ Luo Su hears word looked, discovered that is not assassin luoli, gave a difference to comment, looked at side again, was not max, the ultra grading commented. 罗素闻言看了过去,发现不是杀手luoli,给了个差评,再一看旁边,也不是max,超级差评。 Again then...... 再然后…… Did not have, Dr. Selvig was neglected by Luo Su directly, an old man, having anything is attractive. 就没了,沙维格博士被罗素直接忽略,一个老男人,有啥好看的。 „Well, don't you know him unexpectedly?” “咦,你们居然不认识他？” Thor, points at Luo Su to say surprisedly: „He is Sorcerer Supreme, the leader of hydra, your Midgard status most honored person?” 托尔惊讶不已,指着罗素说道:“他是至尊法师,九头蛇的首领,你们米德加德身份最尊贵的人？” „Unwarranted reputation!” “虚名而已！” Welcomed several people of dumbfounded vision, Luo Su is showing a faint smile, the eye pupil instantaneously was jet black a piece. 迎着几人目瞪口呆的目光,罗素微微一笑,眼眸瞬间漆黑一片。 In a flash, person stay still of entire restaurant, the sculpture is completely stiff on the spot. 一瞬之间,整个餐厅的人全部静止不动,雕塑般僵硬在原地。 „Luo Su, what do you make?” “罗素,你做什么？” Saw that Jane/simple stands in unbendingly same place, Thor was a little hurried. 看到简僵直站在原地,托尔有点慌了。 „Fool, do not speak irresponsibly my status casually, this will create very big difficulty to me.” “笨蛋,不要把我的身份随便乱说,这会对我造成很大的困扰。” Luo Su sighed, this was he first catches up to seek the Thor reason, this goods brain was not quite miraculous, before was, later can also be, basically belonged without the rank that the medicine may rescue. 罗素叹了口气,这就是他第一时间赶来找托尔的原因,这货脑子不太灵光,以前是,以后也会是,基本属于无药可救的级别。 Only if offering sacrifices father, mother, elder sister, younger brother and Asgard...... 除非献祭父亲、母亲、姐姐、弟弟、阿斯加德…… He does not want to come late one step, causes Thor by person seizing of S.H.I.E.L.D., the mouth: You let loose me, I am the Asgard prince, I and your eldest children are the friends! I must see the hydra leader, I must see Sorcerer Supreme! 他可不想来晚一步,导致托尔被神盾局的人抓捕,嘴里嗷嗷着:你们放开我,我是阿斯加德的王子,我和你们老大是朋友！我要见九头蛇首领,我要见至尊法师！ Too bad! 太糟糕了！ The undercover drama that Luo Su anticipates will soon perform, cannot because of the Thor big mouth, cause to abort. 罗素期待的卧底大戏即将上演,决不能因为托尔的大嘴,导致胎死腹中。 „Boss, this Dr. Selvig is a person on one's own side, he works in Dr. Pym, is the peripheral member, the framing signal is he sends.” Natasha spoke the reminder to say. “boss,这位沙维格博士是自己人,他在皮姆博士手下做事,属于外围成员,定位信号就是他发的。”娜塔莎出言提醒道。 „What thing, is a person on one's own side?” “啥玩意,又是自己人？” Looks at motionless Dr. Selvig, Luo Su a little feels helpless, the words that did not remember incorrectly, this doctor enters the stage much, but also has attended class to the big god in the mental institution. 看着一动不动的沙维格博士,罗素有点不知所措,没记错的话,这位博士出场不少,还在精神病院给大神上过课。 The Luo Su complexion transforms, scolds one: „Excessive, tm is a person on one's own side, later plays a hammer?” 罗素脸色变换,呵斥一句:“过分了哈,都tm是自己人,以后玩个锤子？” „Luo Su, you must play my hammer!?” “罗素,你要玩我的锤子！？” Thor stares the big eye, the matter that most is worried about happened. 托尔瞪大眼睛,最担心的事还是发生了。 Present two people, Luo Su or Natasha, can hold up his beloved Mjolnir. 眼前的两个人,不论是罗素还是娜塔莎,都能举起他心爱的姆乔尔尼尔。 „You want to be many, the hammer is a item, but also does not have the axe to be easy-to-use.” “你想多了,锤子就是个道具,还没斧头好用。” The Luo Su supercilious look turns, flutters the shoulder of Thor: „Told me, what happened, how did you come Earth?” 罗素白眼一翻,勾住托尔的肩膀:“告诉我,发生了什么事情,你怎么来地球了？” „, You first lead me to take the hammer, then I told you again.” Thor misses the hammer, for fear that was taken away by Luo Su. “呃,你先带我去拿锤子,然后我再告诉你。”托尔挂念锤子,唯恐被罗素拿走。 „Does not use, I made Steve take, he immediately came the hammer belt/bring.” “不用,我让史蒂夫去拿了,他马上就把锤子带过来。” Thor: „......” 托尔:“……” I know, the hammer...... all comes are welcome! 我就知道,锤子还是那么……来者不拒！