„Boss, do you come back?” “老板,你回来啦？” When Luo Su takes the small book was passing by the living room, hears the Catwoman Selina's voice, the side first looked, discovered the opposite party lies down on the sofa, the to rub cat, looked that the television, eats between -meal snack three not to harm, must satisfied satisfied. 罗素拿着小本本路过客厅时,听到猫女塞琳娜的声音,侧头一看,发现对方躺在沙发上,撸猫、看电视、吃零食三不误,要多惬意就有多惬意。 He looks down to the small book, the first line is to cook the cat, typeface overstriking increases, was encircled the circle to mark by the red pen emphatically, to guard to be distracted forgetting. 他低头看向小本本,第一行就是炖猫,字体加粗加大,被红笔圈了圆圈着重标识,以防走神给忘了。 „Selina, how you here, I will remember your room in downstairs.” “塞琳娜,你怎么会在这里,我记得你的房间在楼下。” „, Between -meal snack in my room ate clean.” “啊,我房间里的零食吃光了。” Hears this natural reply, the Luo Su face always draws is long, the opportunity has given, is Selina does not understand to treasure, he meditates the System use card to draw, successfully pulled out ‚the sword of fire god’. 听到这理所当然的回复,罗素脸拉得老长,机会已经给了,是塞琳娜自己不懂珍惜,他默念系统使用卡片抽奖,成功抽出了‘火神之剑’。 【Fire god it sword( can cut sharp sword that cuts from subatom level, supplements flame ignition effect)】 【火神之剑(可以从亚原子水平斩切的利剑,附带火焰灼烧效果)】 Clang! 锵！ A sword cry, the two cats on sofa have a fit of bad temper immediately, jumps three chi (0.33 m) high. 一声剑鸣,沙发上的两只猫当即炸毛,一蹦三尺高。 Sees Luo Su the stance of sharpening the knife to the pig sheep, Selina quickly hugs the egyptian mau to keep off before the body, asked: „Boss, what happened?” 见罗素一副磨刀霍霍向猪羊的架势,塞琳娜急忙抱着埃及猫挡在身前,问道:“老板,发生什么事了？” „In family/home has only abandons the cat, except for making merry anything not, raising like this was long, was the time should put into the pot to cook.” Luo Su is saying, while watches the hand sword of fire god. “家里有只废猫,除了吃喝玩乐什么都不会,养了这么久,是时候该下锅炖了。”罗素一边说着,一边观看起手里的火神之剑。 The modeling is classical the long sword that and does not lose the aesthetic sense, is used the god steel to combine other magic metals to forge by fire god Hephaestus, any metal of sword blade in the world is harder , the sword blade is sharper than any blade. 造型古典且不失美感的长剑,由火神赫菲斯托斯使用神钢混杂其他魔法金属锻造而成,剑身比世上任何金属都要坚硬,剑刃比任何刀刃都要锋利。 Naturally, this is the view in Mount Olympus, leaving that mountain is uncertain. 当然,这是在奥林匹斯山上的说法,离开那座山就不一定了。 God mark in addition of sword blade carving holds the strength and ensure it will not easily break off, during the resistance of meeting the tough head-on with toughness, the hard sharp Adamantium blade is unable to cause the damage to it purely. 剑身雕刻的神纹加持之力,保证它不会轻易折断,在硬碰硬的对抗之中,纯粹坚硬锋利的艾德曼合金刀无法对它造成损伤。 Moreover, because of the existence of supernatural power and magic, this is more powerful than the Adamantium blade the lethality of sword, is Luo Su obtains in all weapons best one. 而且,因为神力和魔法的存在,这把剑的杀伤力比艾德曼合金刀更加强大,是罗素获得所有武器中最好的一件。 A very long sword while convenient, Olympus does not have woman sword view, the forging style of straight blade and extravagant blade, single-handed both hands, use perfectly to keep in line with the Luo Su wish. 非常趁手的一把长剑,奥林匹斯没有女士剑这种说法,直刃、阔刃的锻造风格,无论是单手还是双手,使用起来都非常符合罗素的心意。 The Adamantium blade can retire. 艾德曼合金刀可以退役了。 „Well, isn't this sword the Wonder Woman weapon?” “咦,这把剑不是神奇女侠的武器吗？” Did Selina have doubts, oneself boss and Wonder Woman rolls to the same place? 塞琳娜疑惑不已,难道自家老板和神奇女侠滚到一起了？ A strong sense of crisis raids, the Selina heart is terrified, today Luo Su and Diana gang up to commit fornication, tomorrow she should be expelled the office by the proprietress, became the homeless stray cat. 一股浓重的危机感袭来,塞琳娜心头惶恐,今天罗素和戴安娜勾搭成奸,明天她就该被老板娘赶出办公室,成为无家可归的流浪猫了。 Without between -meal snack, does not have the easy and comfortable work, does not have the expensive car mansion, does not have the credit card to buy. 没有零食,没有安逸的工作,没有豪车豪宅,也没有信用卡可以买买买。 What is worst, did not have the waistcoat of Deathstroke girlfriend, will not be correct on the brothers to give a present to her. 最糟糕的是,没了丧钟女朋友的马甲,再也不会有道上兄弟给她送礼了。 Thinks after oneself, works overtime to stay up late to degenerate into the society livestock, from early to late one month the credit card, goes to the bar to dance to maintain the livelihood. 想到自己以后加班熬夜沦为社畜,起早贪黑一个月连信用卡都还不起,去酒吧跳舞才能维持生计。 For successive three months is unable to defeat the lazy cancer, took risks covertly, come Batman held, since then the family/home fell Arkham, every day and Joker/clown, Riddler and other mental illness were a companion...... 连续三个月无法战胜懒癌,铤而走险去偷偷摸摸,被闻讯而来的百特曼抓住,从此家落阿卡姆,每日和小丑、谜语人等神经病为伍…… „Hiss!!” “嘶！！” Selina holds breath cold air, frightens the eye pupil to contract the pipe, the whole person is not good. 塞琳娜倒吸一口凉气,吓得眼眸收缩成竖线,整个人都不好了。 A mountain does not accommodate two tigers, like this launches her not to approve, the home had being gluttonous and lazy beautiful short enough, liked zither | Jean Mao refusing to enter astutely strong. 正所谓一山不容二虎,这样的展开她绝不认同,这个家有好吃懒做的美短就够了,精明强干的爱琴猫拒绝进入。 The Selina complexion fluctuates, whiz one rushes to front of Luo Su, grasps him to hold the arm of sword, weeps with loud noise saying: „Boss, what the egyptian mau has is not good, why can cook it?” 塞琳娜脸色变幻,嗖的一下冲到罗素面前,一把抱住他持剑的胳膊,声泪俱下道:“老板,埃及猫有什么不好,为什么要把它炖了？” „......” “……” The egyptian mau jumping up sofa, stretched four limbs , to continue to be sprawled to lie down, the heart sneered Selina at death's door still not to know, by the present has not understood Luo Su must cook anyone. 埃及猫跳上沙发,舒展了一下四肢,继续四仰八叉躺着,心头冷笑塞琳娜死到临头尚不自知,到现在还不明白罗素要炖谁。 Luo Su cold snort/hum: „Has what relations with the egyptian mau, what I must cook is you, look even the sword of fire god borrowed.” 罗素冷哼一声:“和埃及猫有什么关系,我要炖的是你,这不,连火神之剑都借来了。” „!” “！” Selina is dumbfounded, some afraid, the stutter said: „If the matter of between-meal snack, next month will pay out the wages time I will make up. I felt,...... you do not eat in any case in any case, waste!” 塞琳娜目瞪口呆,略带些许心虚,结结巴巴道:“如果是零食的事情,下个月发工资的时候我会补上。我就是觉得,反正……反正你也不吃,多浪费啊！” „Ahem!” “哼哼！” Luo Su waves the arms about furiously, just like the previous time, Selina hugs too tightly, he under cannot cast off full power unexpectedly, sneers saying: „Selina, I organized to brush yesterday strangely with Batman, runs into a Gotham resident, said that has handed over the advantage, but also wants me to protect him, can you explain?” 罗素奋力甩手,和上次一样,塞琳娜抱得太紧,他全力之下竟是没能甩开,冷笑道:“塞琳娜,昨天我和蝙蝠侠组团刷怪,遇到一个哥谭市民,说是交过好处,还要我保护他,你能解释一下吗？” „What to do this...... this can't...... explain?” “这个……这个……解释不出来怎么办？” „All advantage recycling, the person cooked.” “所有好处回收,人炖了。” „......” “……” Selina was sweating profusely, welcomes the Luo Su vicious look, the subconsciousness tightened the bosom arm: „Gives me ten minutes, I can certainly think of the reasonable reason.” 塞琳娜满头大汗,迎上罗素凶狠的眼神,下意识紧了紧怀里的手臂:“给我十分钟,我一定能想到合理的理由。” „I give you a half hour!” “我给你半小时！” „!” “哦！” Selina loosens the hand, the start brain after the thinking countermeasure, feels by own IQ, 80% very this passes/tests. 塞琳娜松开手,开动脑经思索对策,觉得以自己的智商,八成挺不过这关。 „Hugs to consider!” “抱着想！” „!” “哦！” After a half hour, Selina cannot give the reasonable explanation, the Luo Su big hand wields, gave her one hour. 半小时后,塞琳娜没能给出合理的解释,罗素大手一挥,又给了她一个小时。 After one hour, Selina discovered that was too initially deep to the pit that oneself dug, jumped unable to crawl. 一个小时之后,塞琳娜发现当初给自己挖的坑太深,跳进去就爬不出来了。 In the Gotham market the brothers think that she is the Deathstroke girlfriend, two good best friend also like this to believe, Luo Su comes to beg the right of portrait and reputation/honorary cost of the loss, one wants from liking zither | Jean Mao the life threat again, clenches teeth to stamp the feet, this pit she does not crawl. 哥谭市道上兄弟认为她是丧钟的女友,两个好闺蜜也这么认为,罗素上门讨要肖像权和名誉损失费,再一想来自爱琴猫的人生威胁,一咬牙一跺脚,这坑她不爬了。 „Boss, actually I unrequited loved you to be very long, therefore pretended to be outward is your girlfriend.” “老板,其实我暗恋你很久了,所以才对外冒充是你女朋友。” „No, I said is not this......” “不,我说的不是这个……” „What is that?” “那是什么？” ( One?? One) x2 (一??一)x2 „Un, is this, you want to understand well.” “嗯,就是这个,你想明白就好。” Luo Su received the sword of fire god silently, the heart was very ashamed, this defeat antiwar crime, was not his weapon is not very sharp, but was the strategy of enemy side is too wise. 罗素默默收起了火神之剑,心头无比羞愧,此败非战之罪,不是他武器不够锋利,而是敌方的计策太高明。 But then thinks, he is not ashamed, having a heart of stone Batman pours in the female villain hand repeatedly, he was only failed 1-2 times, is displays determined. 但转而一想,他就不羞愧了,铁石心肠的百特曼都屡次倒在女反派手中,他只失败了1-2,已经是意志坚定的表现了。 As for the reputation/honorary, what reputation/honorary Deathstroke wants, his younger male cousins do not want. 至于名誉,丧钟要哪门子名誉,他表弟都不要了。 ...... …… The time is five months, the Gotham city is in a flash uneventful, the area is bigger, during the entire world is uneventful. 时间一晃便是五个月,哥谭市风平浪静,覆盖面积再大一些,全世界都处于风平浪静之中。 This point not dc! 这一点也不dc！ Actually the villains fulfill responsibility very much, every day goes out plays the directional blasting, but these to the dc world, to the Gotham city are the conventional operations, cannot achieve the standard line of big event by far. 其实反派们还是很尽责的,每天都出门玩定向爆破,可这些对dc世界,对哥谭市而言都是常规操作,远远达不到大事件的标准线。 The Luo Su idle tax in the home five months, studies own Deathstroke games armor daily, tired played a while peekaboo. 罗素闲赋在家五个月,日常研究自己的丧钟甲,累了就玩一会儿躲猫猫。 Sometimes looks for the cat, sometimes finds the person, found meow meow meow. 有时候找猫,有时候找人,找到了就喵喵喵。 Has not put on the big blue person of pants, does not have stupid magic Superman, the big events in a series of estimate have not happened,...... said to Luo Su one type please say the unclear feeling. 没有不穿裤子的大蓝人,也没有沙雕的魔法超人,一系列预想中的大事件都没有发生,给罗素一种……说出请道不明的感觉。 Draws an inappropriate analogy, the dc universe that if he is the universe that a series of movies compose, the present aspect is because throws the street to throw too miserably, therefore the plan for the aftermath reached a deadlock. 打个不恰当的比方,假如他所在的dc宇宙是一系列电影组成的宇宙,现在的局面是因为扑街扑得太惨,所以后续计划搁浅了。 Naturally, Luo Su is not the proper matter has not done, he and Diana relates, with the help of opposite party, completed the heaven island on the 3rd the roaming, Mount Olympus the roaming, and successfully borrowed the trident in sea sovereign Poseidon on the 7 th. 当然,罗素也不是一点正经事都没做,他和戴安娜联系,在对方的帮助下,完成了天堂岛三日游,奥林匹斯山七日游,并成功借到了海皇波塞冬手里的三叉戟。 This world's Poseidon in the contour, is a white blanch must the vigorous and healthy old man, the Luo Su request taking advantage of a trident view, he agreed very much naturally. 这个世界的波塞冬在外形上,是一个白发白须的健壮老者,罗素要求借三叉戟一观,他很大方同意了。 Then did not have then, because the trident was missing, Luo Su was expelled Mount Olympus, and will never allow to step into one step. 然后就没有然后了,因为三叉戟失踪,罗素被赶出奥林匹斯山,并永不允许踏入一步。 By the narrow-mindedness of Mount Olympus, Luo Su ringing under the universe embezzled the trident, definitely cannot handle with care, must punish to inspire the invincible might. 以奥林匹斯山的小心眼,罗素朗朗乾坤之下贪污了三叉戟,肯定不能轻拿轻放,必须严惩以振神威。 Does to human not clear Luo Su and special details of Darkseid fight, they are actually well aware, knows unable to stir up, was destroyed the tooth also to swallow toward the belly. 奈何人类不清楚罗素和达克赛德战斗的具体情况,他们却都心知肚明,知道惹不起,被打碎了牙也往肚子里咽。 After packing off Luo Su, Zeus good words comfort own Elder Brother, a trident, the big matter, without , there would be no, making fire god Hephaestus build nine fork halberds to take the substitute. 送走罗素之后,宙斯好言安慰自己的哥哥,一把三叉戟而已,多大点事,没了也就没了,让火神赫菲斯托斯打造一把九叉戟作为替代品。 Were more than six forks, looks lordlier, except that the fork is a little curved, as if has nothing improper...... 比原先多了六个叉,看起来更加气派,除了叉有点弯,似乎没什么不妥…… Zeus draws on all Lord God, and high-sounding talk declared, although Poseidon did not have the trident, but the position of its 12 Lord God and sea sovereign is impregnable, who dares to look down upon Poseidon, does not give his god king Zeus face. 宙斯招来所有主神,并高调宣称,虽然波塞冬没了三叉戟,但其十二主神和海皇的地位牢不可破,谁敢看不起波塞冬,就是不给他神王宙斯面子。 Come Hades is also brothers, with Zeus Station in the same place , indicating firmly Poseidon forever is his good younger brother. 闻讯而来的哈迪斯亦是同气连枝,坚决和宙斯站在一起,表示波塞冬永远都是他的好弟弟。 Poseidon cries howlingly, among the friendship by brothers was moved to speak incoherently, cries a tears person, various words and deeds scholarly are amiable, mouth spits fragrantly, knocks the dizzy by Zeus and Hades jointly, at present is closed in the ghostdom prison. 波塞冬嚎嚎大哭,被兄弟之间的情义感动到语无伦次,哭成了一个泪人,言行各种儒雅随和、口吐芬芳,被宙斯和哈迪斯联手敲晕,目前被关在冥界大牢之中。 Without other meaning, the two brothers know that Poseidon is too deep with the sentiment, overstated, calm calm was good. 没别的意思,兄弟二人知道波塞冬用情太深,以至于走火入魔,冷静冷静就好了。 In addition, Luo Su also several Atlantis, collected to bake the material, taking advantage of a big sea monster Karaqan meat, the attempt strengthens own attribute point. 除此之外,罗素还去了几趟亚特兰蒂斯,凑齐烧烤材料,借来大海怪卡拉森的一块肉,尝试强化自己的属性点。 The effect is ordinary, possibly was attribute broken hundred causes his background is too thick, plundered the entire sea, only attribute enhanced 2 points ‚body’. 效果一般,可能是属性破百导致他底子太厚,搜刮了整个大海,也只把‘体’属性提高了二点。 Saw that the matter cannot, Luo Su no longer demand, under the wiping away tears farewell of marine life, had not given full expression to return to the land. 眼瞅着事不可为,罗素不再强求,在海洋生物的挥泪告别下,意犹未尽返回了陆地。 Five months pass by, mission progress bar card motionless, he somewhat could not bear, ponders over possibility that are beginning. 五个月过去,任务进度条卡着不动,他有些忍不住了,琢磨着自己动手的可能性。 After analyzing the probability, discovered that the successful possibility is minimal, because he is not a villain, lacks the actual operation EXP, on bracing oneself also infiltrates place that. 分析概率后,发现成功的可能性微乎其微,因为他不是反派,缺乏实际操作的经验,硬着头皮上也是打入地方内部的那种。 Thinks, does unprincipled person matter, but must Batman begin to be safe personally. 想了想,做坏人这种事,还得百特曼亲自动手才稳妥。 In Batcave has a supercomputer, inside is storing up massive vicious responses, is Bruce in view of the member preparation of Justice League. 蝙蝠洞里有一台超级电脑,里面储存着大量用心险恶的应对方案,全都是布鲁斯针对正义联盟的成员准备的。 Justice League collapse plan, did not compare this better big event again! 正义联盟崩溃计划,再没有比这更好的大事件了！ Luo Su decided to try, is defeated had not related, the family that went to the Wayne manor to have a look at Bruce is daily, smiles the beneficial physical and moral integrity. 罗素决定试试,失败了也没关系,去韦恩庄园看看布鲁斯的家庭日常,笑一笑有益身心健康。 In three months, the young masters of Wayne family/home should be born. 再过三个月,韦恩家的少爷就该降生了。 The Miranda short temper of gestation period, she in the ignition, basically is equal to the Arkham mental illness, but in fact, Arkham patient Bruce said that punches punches, Miranda is not good. 孕期的米兰达脾气暴躁,她在发火的时候,基本等同于阿卡姆的神经病,但事实上,阿卡姆的病人布鲁斯说揍就揍,米兰达不行。 Not only cannot punch, but must coax, because the steward hero eyes covetously in the one side. 不仅不能揍,还得哄着,因为管家侠就在一旁虎视眈眈。 In the steward hero eyes, being passed from generation to generation of Wayne family is more important than anything, therefore, although the master is very important, but the young master is more important, but with young master's Miranda is most important. 在管家侠眼中,韦恩家族的传宗接代比什么都重要,所以,虽然老爷很重要,但少爷更重要,而怀着少爷的米兰达是重中之重。 Bruce wants to move Miranda, Ok, three months later casual, now no way. 布鲁斯想动米兰达,可以,三个月之后随便,现在门都没有。 Very realistic, is very real! 很现实,也很真实！ Had the support of steward hero, Miranda is wild, possibly yes knows the time of own dai Chinese zither only then three months, her types create a scene, various types play the small temper, is thinking the law tosses about Bruce, retaliates unfeeling Batman by this. 有了管家侠的支持,米兰达猖狂无忌,可能是知道自己嘚瑟的时间只有三个月,她各种无理取闹,各种耍小性子,想着法折腾布鲁斯,以此来报复冷酷无情的蝙蝠侠。 However what Luo Su does not know, after he leaves the home, Selina with his personal computer shopping online, the mailbox prompting message, the mail was established in tonight's SMS suddenly, requests to confirm whether carries out. 然而罗素不知道的是,在他离开家后,塞琳娜用他的私人电脑网上购物,突然邮箱提示信息,有一则邮件被设定在今晚群发,要求确认是否执行。 „Why wants to send tonight, now sent is not good!” “为什么要今晚发,现在发不就好了！” Selina looked that had not looked, clicked directly transmitted immediately. 塞琳娜看都没看,直接点击了立即发送。 In this mail, has Luo Su copy the series picture of Bruce Batman, is he resists the Batman ultimate method, if Bruce dares to start to be cloudy he, this mail will transmit to the entire beautiful major newspaper offices. 这封邮件里,存有罗素拷贝的布鲁斯蝙蝠侠的系列照片,是他对抗百特曼的终极手段,如果布鲁斯敢下手阴他,这封邮件就会发送至全美各大报社。 After the setting transmission time is 48 hours, in this period Luo Su can the manual delay, without the delay, that expressed that he, the mail will have transmitted unfortunately fixed time. 设定发送时间为48小时之后,期间罗素可以手动延迟,如果没有延迟,那就表示他已经不幸了,邮件会定时发送。