AE :: Volume #17 我讨厌DC

#761: The super hero of short leg long live


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She is not my wife......” “她不是我老婆……” Hears Luo Su to raise the woman on picture, Thomas is at a loss, to being as if in a trance to be the same. 听到罗素提起照片上的女人,托马斯惘然若失,就跟丢了魂一样。 „It is not your wife, whose wife is that?” Luo Su is good to say with a smile: Thomas, you hang others wife on your wall make anything , but also smiles likely a gentle old father.” “不是你老婆,那是谁的老婆?”罗素好笑道:“托马斯,你把别人老婆挂在自家墙上做什么,呃,还笑得像个慈祥的老父亲。” I am a gentle old father.” “我本来就是个慈祥的老父亲。” Thomas whispered low voice, then said: „Does this ghost...... Mr. Angel, what matter you ask me to have? I mean, except for frightening person, do you have other matter?” 托马斯小声嘀咕了一句,而后说道:“这位鬼……天使先生,你找我有什么事?我的意思是,除了吓唬人,你还有别的事吗?” Accurate, the person who I must find is not you, but is your son Arthur Curry.” “准确来说,我要找的人不是你,而是你的儿子亚瑟・库瑞。” Arthur! He how, stirred up trouble?” Listens to Luo Su to mention that own precious son, Thomas is vigilant immediately, the future is for fear that bad. “亚瑟!他怎么了,又惹事了?”听罗素提到自己的宝贝儿子,托马斯当即警惕起来,生怕来者不善。 Do not be excited, I do not have the evil intention......” “别激动,我没有恶意……” Luo Su narrows both eyes, looks at the Thomas heart hair to be cold, this said: Originally he drinks in the bar, the coordination thank you, God likes the honest person, after wishing you die, on heaven.” 罗素微眯双目,看得托马斯心头发寒,这才说道:“原来他在酒吧喝酒,谢谢你的配合,上帝喜欢诚实的人,祝你死后上天堂。” What! Any bar, I like this have never said!” “什么!什么酒吧,我从未这么说过!” Thomas has a scare, he thinks subconsciously Arthur says tonight in the bar night, but he is certain, but thinks at heart, the mouth has not said. 托马斯吓了一大跳,他下意识想到亚瑟说今晚在酒吧通宵,但他可以肯定,只是心里想想,嘴巴并没有说出来。 Thomas, the person may lie, but his heart cannot......” “托马斯,人或许会说谎,但他的心不会……” Luo Su patted Thomas's shoulder: Relieved, I am a good person, not your son how.” 罗素拍了拍托马斯的肩膀:“安心,我是好人,不会把你儿子怎么样的。” Then, the Luo Su stride goes out of the room, just before leaving also the polite door takes. 说完,罗素大步走出房间,临走时还礼貌将门带上。 Thomas looks at the back that Luo Su vanishes, thinks of son Arthur, thump, quickly opens the door to pursue at heart. 托马斯愣愣看着罗素消失的背影,想到儿子亚瑟,心里咯噔一声,急忙打开门去追。 This opens the door, the surface toward the sea, the salty wind caresses the face, which also has the Luo Su ghost. 这一开门,面朝大海,咸风扑面,哪还有罗素的鬼影。 ...... …… Pardon bay small town bar! 大赦湾小镇酒吧! Because of the reason of population base, the drunkard quantity of small town is far from other cities being so exaggerating, therefore this is the bar that town only does business all night. 因为人口基数的缘故,小镇的酒鬼数量远没有其他城镇那么夸张,所以这是全镇唯一一家通宵营业的酒吧。 The gentle affable music flutters in the bar, except for several younger sister who plays the table tennis, others in bar gather by a table, the big mouth is filling the beer, while laughs dissolutely, once for a while spoke the ridicule or encourages two. 轻柔舒缓的音乐在酒吧中飘扬,除了几个正在打桌球的妹子,酒吧里的其他人都聚集在一张桌子旁,一边大口灌着啤酒,一边放肆大笑,时不时出言讥讽或是鼓励两声。 The small bar has not had a long singing engagement, the livelihood repertoire breaks off the wrist/skill, so long as can defeat the bar's first physical strength expert, tonight the liquor water whole staff is free. 小酒吧没有驻唱,赖以生存的保留节目是掰手腕,只要能战胜酒吧第一腕力高手,今晚酒水全员免费。 Yes, the bar's first physical strength expert is Arthur Curry, he now is also not Aquaman, superpower person but who often helps the fisherman. 是的,酒吧第一腕力高手就是亚瑟・库瑞,他现在还不是‘海王’,只是一个经常帮助渔民的超能力人士。 Because of the pardon the resident in bay and peripheral small town, receives his aid somewhat, therefore people are also glad this bar to accompany him to drink two cups. 因为大赦湾和周边小镇的居民,多多少少都受过他的援手,所以人们也乐意来这家酒吧陪他喝两杯。 The bar boss gave Arthur for this reason pulling out of liquor water sales volume became, this tenth Arthur's main source of income, unrestrained can also drink free, perfectly conformed to his salt fish mentality. 酒吧老板为此给了亚瑟一笔酒水销量的抽成,这成了亚瑟主要的收入来源,无拘无束还能免费喝酒,非常符合他的咸鱼心态。 Everyone, tonight Arthur's score is 35 wins and 0 losses, but also who wants to challenge him?” “各位,今晚亚瑟的战绩是35胜0负,还有谁要挑战他?” The bar boss and wineshop attendant starts the active atmosphere, points at crowds that the nearby is watching the fun: Your this crowd of soft eggs, boasting time one by one fierce, finally, uses the action to prove to you own time, all instigated!” 酒吧老板兼酒保开始活跃气氛,指着边上看热闹的围观群众:“你们这群软蛋,吹牛的时候一个比一个厉害,结果呢,到你们用行动证明自己的时候,一个个全怂了!” Fart! I did not instigate, I drank, if I in the condition, the Arthur weak chicken, I can topple 100 like this.” “放屁!我不是怂,我只是喝多了,如果我在状态,亚瑟这样的弱鸡,我能一口气扳倒100个。” I am also!” “我也是!” Who not!” “谁不是呢!” I am not, if I have not drunk many, I can topple 1000 Arthur.” “我不是,如果我没喝多,我能扳倒1000个亚瑟。” The crowds are covering the head, I am not good and today to calculate that his luck is good and temporarily to put his horse the expression package gets online, is no one is willing to stand to provide the laughingstock. 围观群众们纷纷捂着脑袋,一个个‘我不行了’、‘今天算他运气好’、‘暂时放他一马’的表情包上线,就是没人愿意站出来提供笑料。 Arthur's score as we all know, coming up is looks oppressively, they drank, has not drunk world's number one situation. 亚瑟的战绩所有人都知道,上去就是找虐,他们只是喝多了,还没有喝到‘老子天下第一’的地步。 Make way, I challenge him.” “闪开,我来挑战他。” At this time, drank world's number one the robust man walked, he took off white short sleeve, revealing fully was the shank meat of tattoo. 这时,一位喝到‘老子天下第一’的壮汉走了出来,他脱掉身上的白色短袖,露出满是纹身的腱子肉。 Everyone, making us welcome this warrior!” “各位,让我们来欢迎这位勇士!” „-” “哦哦哦--” The bar boss stirs up the atmosphere, looks with a smile to the robust man: Thanks your help, registration fee 2 USD.” 酒吧老板煽动完气氛,笑着看向壮汉:“谢谢惠顾,报名费二美刀。” The robust men listen to lift the hand to cover the temples, returns to the clothes wrap/sets oneself silently: „It is not good, I possibly was drink, I must first lying down a while.” 壮汉听完抬手捂住太阳穴,默默将衣服套回自己身上:“不行了,我可能是喝多了,我要先躺一会儿。” Then, the good chap's on paralysis toward the chair, to dying was the same. 说完,壮汉往椅子上一瘫,就跟死掉了一样。 The bar boss is just about to taunt two, suddenly at present presents a green spooky Franklin, he looked at the past following the arm, is opened has not seen fresh face. 酒吧老板正要嘲讽两句,突然眼前出现一张绿幽幽的富兰克林,他顺着手臂看过去,是张没见过的新面孔。 I register!” “我报名!” Luo Su forces in the bar boss coat pocket Franklin: 100 USD, the remaining doing tips, did not need to look.” 罗素将富兰克林塞进酒吧老板上衣口袋:“100美刀,剩下的做小费,不用找了。” Good...... your tonight's liquor water is completely free, wait a bit, I go to take treasures of one cup of market town to you.” “好的……您今晚的酒水全部免费,稍等,我去给您拿一杯镇店之宝。” The bar boss takes up USD, the confirmation is Franklin is unmistakable, immediately becomes incomparably polite, in the pardon bay small town, he never sees has intended also to want the extravagant person compared with Luo Su. 酒吧老板拿起美刀,确认是富兰克林本人无误,立即变得无比客气,在大赦湾小镇,他从未见过比罗素出手还要阔绰的人。 Pays in full the registration fee, the Luo Su horse Dajin blade sits opposite of Arthur, sized up an appearance of opposite party carefully. 交完报名费,罗素马大金刀坐在亚瑟对面,仔细打量了一下对方的长相。 In the dc world, the vicious face of this big beard long hair is Aquaman, putting Marvel is the younger brother controls the god of thunder, if whitens the beard and hair makes to flare-out, is not Oboi is leopard head, fastens a red cap again, is a guest performer Santa Claus perfectly. 在dc世界,这张大胡子长发的凶狠面孔是海王,放到漫威就是弟控雷神,若是将须发染白做个拉直,不是鳌拜就是豹头,再扣上个红帽子,完美客串圣诞老人。 Will not be wrong, this fills the face of artistic air, Aquaman Arthur Curry has not run! 不会错的,这充满艺术气息的面孔,海王亚瑟・库瑞没跑了! Waiter, you spent 100 USD to drink to owe in a big way, if your stopper 20 USD gave me secretly, in the later competition, I can turn on the water to make you win, in this case, you only need pay 20 USD to be able the liquor water to be free.” “伙计,你花100美刀喝酒亏大了,如果你偷偷塞20美刀给我,待会儿的比赛里,我可以放水让你赢,这样的话,你只需支付20美刀就能酒水免费了。” Arthur is sizing up Luo Su up and down, is not high is not strong, is the face is a little white, this was dependable. 亚瑟上下打量着罗素,既不高也不壮,就是脸有点白,这把稳了。 Hi, Arthur, you are speaking what nonsense, I heard.” The boss in bar position roared, carried one glass of beer to bring to give Luo Su. “嗨,亚瑟,你在说什么傻话,我都听到了。”吧台位置的老板咆哮一声,端了一杯啤酒拿来给罗素 The crowds listened to laughing, one group of people created a disturbance to collect 20 USD, then made Arthur turn on the water, tonight everyone liquor water is free. 围观群众听完了哈哈大笑,一群人起哄凑齐20美刀,然后让亚瑟放水,今晚所有人酒水免费。 Has not thought, the plan just started dead, because mentioned takes out money, everyone was drunk unconscious, the hand of earning money put in others pocket. 不曾想,计划刚开始就夭折了,因为一提到掏钱,所有人都醉得不省人事,摸钱的手伸进了别人口袋。 Luo Su sets upright the hand with a smile on the table: Good intention thank you, but I do not have 20 USD, I do not bring the pocket money to go out.” 罗素笑着将手竖在桌子上:“谢谢你的好意,但我没有20美刀,我不带零钱出门。” „......” Xn “……”xn Atmosphere inexplicable cold, after the moment , the clamoring sound and imprecations are lingering on faintly, the crowds incarnation key say/way expert, supports Arthur collectively, wants him to give a Luo Su color to have a look. 气氛莫名冷了下来,片刻后叫嚣声、咒骂声不绝于耳,围观群众化身键道高手,集体支持亚瑟,要他给罗素一点颜色看看。 Hehe, you may really interesting......” “呵呵呵,你可真有意思……” Arthur shakes the head slightly, sighs with emotion Luo Su not to consider resources bite off more than can chew, suddenly looks at Ring of Water Nenya on Luo Su, immediately shows the expression that is enchanted by. 亚瑟微微摇头,感慨罗素自不量力,突然瞄到罗素手上的水之戒南雅,顿时露出迷醉的表情。 He swallowed a saliva, dry say/way: Waiter, we make a bet! If you won, I can give back to you 100 USD, moreover later you come to this bar, all liquor water calculate on me.” 他咽了口唾沫,干巴巴道:“伙计,我们来打个赌吧!如果你赢了,我可以把100美刀还给你,而且以后你来这家酒吧,所有的酒水都算我头上。” Luo Su shows the smile of pondering: Sounds very attractive, if I did lose?” 罗素露出玩味的笑容:“听起来很诱人,那如果我输了呢?” This ring gives to me, what kind of?” “这枚戒指送给我,怎么样?” This is not perhaps good, my ring is the treasure of elf queen, is representing the protection and kindness of sea, money may be unable to weigh its value.” “这恐怕不行,我这枚戒指是精灵女王的宝物,代表着海洋的守护和恩惠,金钱可衡量不了它的价值。” Arthur hears word closely knits the brows, stared at Luo Su to look at a while carefully: Waiter, where I in has seen, always thought that you look familiar very much.” 亚瑟闻言紧紧皱眉,仔细盯着罗素看了一会儿:“伙计,我是不是在哪见过,总觉得你很眼熟。” A Arthur like this saying, the crowds also thought that the face of Luo Su seemed to have met before, has doubts flexure to scratch the head: He is the person in our small town, but usually does not go out, can therefore 't recognize?” 亚瑟这么一说,围观群众们也觉得罗素的脸似曾相识,疑惑着挠了挠头:“难道他是我们小镇的人,只是平时不怎么出门,所以才认不出来?” How to say......” “怎么说呢……” Luo Su speechless say/way: My this face opens access in the entire world, no matter handles anything, brushes the face to exempt the list,...... this place is only close in the pardon bay enough.” 罗素无语道:“我这张脸在全世界畅通无阻,不管做什么事情,刷刷脸就能免单,唯独在大赦湾……这地方有够封闭的。” Evidently, you are a celebrity.” “看样子,你还是个名人。” Arthur sets upright the hand to place on the table, closely grips the hand of Luo Su: Prepares, you several 123, we start immediately!” 亚瑟竖手放在桌上,紧紧握住罗素的手:“准备好,你数一二三,我们立即开始!” Ok!” “ok!” One......” “一……” Two......” “二……” Three!” “三!” Luo Su closes the eye with a smile, when the number to three depresses the arm fiercely, only listens to a loud sound, the table to be pressed the fragment by the violence, Arthur with the chair is falling down, the entire head inserted in the wood floor. 罗素笑着闭上眼睛,在数到三的时候猛地压下手臂,只听一声巨响,桌子被暴力压成碎片,亚瑟连人带着椅子摔倒在地,整颗脑袋都嵌入了木地板内。 „......” “……” In the bar a deathly stillness, several drunkards are not drunk suddenly, both hands are holding the head, cannot believe to look at present one, could not think through exactly had anything. 酒吧内一片死寂,几个醉鬼突然就不醉了,双手抱着脑袋,不可置信看着眼前的一幕,想不通到底发生了什么。 At this time, a drunkard at present one bright, pointed at Luo Su to shout loudly: I thought that I know that who he was!” 这时,一名醉鬼眼前一亮,指着罗素大声喊道:“我想起来了,我知道他是谁了!” Luo Su hears word, shows the smile of being indifferent to fame and fortune, depends on the back of chair to support unknowingly straightly. 罗素闻言,露出淡泊名利的笑容,靠着椅子的背不经意间挺得笔直。 Right, I am super heroic Deathstroke Angel, hurries to say! 没错,我就是超级英雄丧钟天使,赶紧说出来吧! He is superman, the super hero in metropolis, this black hair and black eye, I will not admit mistakes.” “他是superman,大都会的超级英雄,这黑头发、黑眼睛,我不会认错的。” Quite fierce, originally he is Superman!” “好厉害,原来他就是超人!” Not, but he seems like not high.” “不会吧,可他看起来没那么高。” „The scene that fool, on the television broadcasts shoots from bottom to top, therefore each one big long legs, true Superman is high on like this.” “笨蛋,电视上播的镜头都是从下往上拍,所以个个大长腿,真正的超人这么高。” Wonder Woman also?” 神奇女侠也是吗?” Wonder Woman is not, I have the television news video recording, has studied over ten thousand times, she is really long.” 神奇女侠不是,我有电视新闻录像,研究过上万次,她是真的长。” „After me, on powder Wonder Woman, the super hero of short leg looks not to have the meaning.” “那我以后就粉神奇女侠了,短腿的超级英雄看着没意思。” Wait, the waiters, some people won Arthur, tonight our liquor water is completely free!!” “等等,伙计们,有人赢了亚瑟,今晚我们酒水全部免费!!” „It was good, long live free!” “太棒了,免费万岁!” I started the super hero of powder short leg!! The short leg super hero long live!” “我又开始粉短腿的超级英雄了!!短腿超级英雄万岁!” „......” “……” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” At this moment, he does not count on that had what miracle in the pardon bay, this damned place died is good. 事到如今,他已经不指望在大赦湾发生什么奇迹了,这鬼地方去死才好。 Arthur assumes an air of self approbation to crawl from the ground, looks that Luo Su somewhat is surprised, when grips the Luo Su palm, he detected that the opposite party within the body has a huge incomparable strength, has not thought the explosive force like this terrifying, he had not responded unexpectedly was knocked down. 亚瑟摇头晃脑从地上爬起来,看着罗素还有些惊愕不已,在握住罗素手掌的时候,他就察觉到对方体内有股庞大无比的力量,可没想到爆发力居然这么恐怖,他还没反应过来就被撂倒了。 „Do you come to here are to look for me?” “你来这里是为了找我?” Arthur moves in the furniture, sits opposite of Luo Su, although the facial features are thick, the academic record in a complete mess, a high school is reads reluctantly, but Arthur said, he is really a smart person, but was delayed by the appearance, is not obvious. 亚瑟搬来桌椅,坐在罗素对面,虽然面容粗狂,学习成绩一塌糊涂,连个高中都是勉勉强强念完,但亚瑟表示,他真的是个聪明人,只是被长相耽误了,才不怎么明显。 At least, he looked person time is very accurate , like the wild animal, has the keen intuition. 至少,他看人的时候很准,就跟野兽一样,拥有敏锐的直觉。 Yes, I called Luo Su, was not the native, looked for you to the pardon bay specially.” “是的,我叫罗素,不是本地人,到大赦湾专程来找你。” Sees Arthur's look to be vigilant fiercely, Luo Su decided to say anything: Do not misunderstand, I am not look for trouble, in fact, I had just seen your father, he told me you in the bar, I can find you.” 见亚瑟的眼神猛地警惕起来,罗素决定说点什么:“别误会,我不是来找麻烦的,事实上,我刚刚见过你老爸,他告诉我你在酒吧,我才能找到你。” Very effective, Arthur hears word reduces vigilantly much, since were the father said that should no issue. 很有效,亚瑟闻言警惕降低不少,既然是老爸说的,那应该没啥问题了。 At this moment, the bar boss shouts suddenly greatly: Arthur, your father Tom made the call, ran into the strange stranger to hurry to run!” 就在这时,酒吧老板突然大喊道:“亚瑟,你老爸汤姆来电话了,遇到奇怪的陌生人赶紧跑!” „......” X2 “……”x2
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