AE :: Volume #17 我讨厌DC

#755: I thought that you look down upon my Deathstroke


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Some people in the Gotham kidnapping resident, and put on make-up the appearance of Batman, the intention mislead the public, is actually only a coincidence, deliberately frames by planting stolen goods on to shift blame, Bruce is heavyhearted. 有人在哥谭绑架市民,并化妆成蝙蝠侠的模样,意图混淆视听,究竟只是一次巧合,还是刻意栽赃嫁祸,布鲁斯对此忧心忡忡。 You said that some people put on make-up the appearance of Batman, kidnapped the Gotham resident?” “你说有人化妆成蝙蝠侠的模样,绑架了哥谭市民?” The Luo Su eye stares, asked back: This issue should ask that your fans are right, no one likes playing the role of the bat except for them, said, you tear to pieces the camouflage finally, started to Gotham?” 罗素眼睛一瞪,反问道:“这种问题应该问你的粉丝才对,除了他们没人喜欢扮蝙蝠,还是说,你终于撕破伪装,开始对哥谭下手了?” Bruce coldly said: First, the Gotham criminals are not my fans, next, I ask several bastards to have the talk, they know nothing, therefore I can determine that is not the Gotham local criminal behavior.” 布鲁斯冷冷道:“首先,哥谭的罪犯们不是我的粉丝,其次,我找过几个混蛋进行过谈话,他们对此一无所知,所以我可以确定不是哥谭本地的罪犯所为。” like this believes them, added that is not the fans! 这么相信他们,还说不是粉丝! Luo Su complained one secretly, subsequently said: Said that how wants to make me help, hold him, then hangs the photograph?” 罗素暗暗吐槽一句,继而说道:“说吧,想让我怎么帮忙,抓住他,然后吊起来拍照吗?” Bruce breathes stagnates, depresses the heart the flame of anger, warned oneself do not lower oneself to the same level with stupid, otherwise IQ by drawing to same level line, is turns into the wisdom to extinguish. 布鲁斯呼吸一滞,压下心头的无名火,告诫自己不要和沙雕一般见识,否则智商会被拉到同一水平线,也就是变成智熄。 Mysterious person action is rapid, the confidentiality is also strong, I suspect their not just one person.” “神秘人行动迅速,隐蔽性也非常强,我怀疑他们并不是只有一个人。” Bruce returns to normal the small hot tempered mood, coldly said: Couple days ago in the evening I have traced outside, but cannot discover the trail, quickest one time also because of the reason of distance late one step.” 布鲁斯平复小暴躁的心情,冷冷道:“前几天晚上我一直在外追踪,但一直没能发现踪迹,最快的一次也因为距离的缘故晚了一步。” Ok, I understood, tonight I coordinate you to act together.” “ok,我明白了,今晚我配合你一起行动。” Ok, when the time comes communication contacts.” “可以,到时候通讯器进行联络。” Bruce brow selects, the secretly thought stupid thoughts are really hard to guess, because of as he expected, Luo Su will definitely bargain back and forth to take the opportunity to knock his one, then nods assent reluctant. 布鲁斯眉头一挑,暗道沙雕的心思果然难以猜测,因为在他的预计中,罗素肯定会讨价还价借机敲他一笔,然后才不情不愿点头同意。 His heart one suddenly, Luo Su complies with like this to be refreshed, what plot can have? 紧接着,他心头一突,罗素答应得这么爽快,会不会有什么阴谋? That this, in the family/home the boiling water also waits for me to close, I first walked, in the evening chatted again......” “那就这样,家里开水还等着我关呢,我先走了,晚上再聊……” Luo Su wants to bargain back and forth to take the opportunity to knock Bruce one, then pretends to nod assent reluctant, but the expression just arrived on the face, suddenly discovery this plot a little looks familiar, decides to find out tonight. 罗素本想讨价还价借机敲布鲁斯一笔,然后才装作不情不愿点头同意,可表情刚到脸上,突然发现这段剧情有点眼熟,决定今晚一探究竟。 ...... …… Land for building that the Gotham suburbs mountain valley, Wayne family purchases, nowadays Poison Ivy secret base. 哥谭市郊山谷,韦恩家族购置的地皮,现如今毒藤女的秘密基地。 Selina abandoned the eldest child vigor to explain clearly, let Poison Ivy and Joker/clown female believes that she was not an undercover, for this reason she paid the diamond necklace that the divided loyalty loved, hurt the heart in the drop blood. 塞琳娜废了老大劲才解释清楚,让毒藤女小丑女相信她不是卧底,为此她付出了两条心爱的钻石项链,疼得心在滴血。 Damn fellow, is he tracks certainly me secretly, found here.” Often thinks that two necklaces of loss, Selina's mood somewhat is hot tempered. “该死的家伙,一定是他偷偷跟踪我,才找到了这里。”每每想到损失的两条项链,塞琳娜的情绪就有些暴躁。 Although that two necklaces are not she on most valuable and most attractive, most have the treasure of collection value on hand, on the same setting the base goods, may not have these two necklaces, how to manifest other necklace values to be high? 虽然那两条项链不是她手头上最值钱、最好看、最具收藏价值的珍品,也就一般般的垫底货色,可没了这两条项链,怎么体现其他项链价值高呢? The heart good pain, to feel that lost several hundred million! 心好痛,感觉损失了几个亿! Selina decided that after going back, steals the Luo Su credit card, buys ten equal necklaces again, is used immature mind that consoles itself to be damaged. 塞琳娜决定了,回去之后就把罗素的信用卡偷出来,再买十条等价的项链,用来慰藉自己受创的幼小心灵。 Ok, Selina, was unworthy for the dregs male vitality/angry.” “好了,塞琳娜,为了渣男生气不值得。” Poison Ivy comforts one, disparaged the Luo Su 5000 characters while convenient, finally summarized: Men are unreliable, hurry to bid good-bye with him!” 毒藤女安慰一句,顺带又贬低了罗素五千字,最后总结道:“男人都靠不住,赶紧和他分手吧!” This matter...... said again, said again......” “这件事……再说,再说……” Selina smiles embarrasedly, during dirty bomb event, she to maintain life to make a false report that is the girlfriend of boss. 塞琳娜讪讪一笑,脏弹事件期间,她为了保命谎称是自家老板的女朋友。 This fierce appearance pulls very fiercely, as Luo Su shows to shock the strength of the world time and time again, the Deathstroke girlfriend's status in Gotham city when production costs rise, prices rise too, many people keeps at a respectful distance to her, sometimes takes the night road to meet to deliver on the say/way of jewellery ornaments the brothers. 这张虎皮扯得很厉害,随着罗素一次又一次展现出震撼世人的力量,丧钟女友的身份在哥谭市水涨船高,不少人对她敬而远之,有时走夜路都能遇到送珠宝首饰的道上兄弟。 Selina ponders over the misunderstanding to happen, explained that clear will embarrass everyone on the contrary, therefore the keep quiet did not say, wrong has continued the present. 塞琳娜琢磨着误会已经发生,解释清楚反倒会让大家难堪,于是缄口不言,错误就一直延续到了现在。 This cannot blame her, the current situation compels, she does not think. 这不能怪她,时势所逼,她也不想的。 Moreover, on the say/way the brothers really on said very much, facing the sparkling jewelry, she could not control her own. 而且,道上兄弟真的很上道,面对闪闪发光的珠宝,她控制不了她自己。 Ivy, or we move!” “艾薇,要不我们搬家吧!” Joker/clown female Harley is sprawled to lie down on the sand beach chair, listless sluggish appearance like a waste Uncle fuel/thin: I have the premonition, Deathstroke that bastard will definitely also come again.” 小丑哈莉四仰八叉躺在沙滩椅上,无精打采的懒散模样如同一个废柴大叔:“我有预感,丧钟那混蛋肯定还会再来。” Fears anything, he is also a super hero, will also hit......, he will also really hit the woman.” “怕什么,他好歹也是个超级英雄,难道还会打……呃,他还真会打女人。” The Poison Ivy corners of the mouth tic, turn the head to look to Selina: If you do not bid good-bye with him, looks at him tightly, this bastard dares to peep we to take a bath today, tomorrow dares to divide the leg, the day after tomorrow on this/should cabinet, will have you to cry when the time comes.” 毒藤女嘴角抽抽,转头看向塞琳娜:“如果你不和他分手,就把他看紧点,这混蛋今天敢偷看我们洗澡,明天就敢劈腿,后天就该出柜了,到时候有你哭的。” „..................” “哈……哈……哈……” Selina smiled dry, suddenly thought that the Luo Su fierce appearance is not good to pull, she digs the big hole that cannot crawl to oneself. 塞琳娜干巴巴笑了起来,突然觉得罗素的虎皮不好扯,她给自己挖了个爬不上来的大坑。 Bang!!! 轰!!! Suddenly, an explosive blasts out, above the sky the dark clouds are dreary, in the thunder snake of walking fast, paints the black wing agitation strong winds, blowing in the mountain valley the green plants lean this way and that. 突然间,一声爆响炸开,天空之上阴云惨淡,在疾走的雷蛇之中,漆黑色的羽翼搅动狂风,吹得山谷中绿色植物东倒西歪。 „Did the bastard, how like this come back quickly?” “那混蛋,怎么这么快就回来了?” Poison Ivy sees that both hands lift up high in the top of the head, the boundless thorn rattan rises straight from the ground, twists changes in one holds up a day of column, straight straight thrust to dark clouds eye of wind position. 毒藤女见状,双手高举在头顶,无边荆棘藤条拔地而起,扭曲在一处化作擎天之柱,直直刺向阴云风眼的位置。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! The startling thunderclap falls, the white light flashes suddenly, only listens to a loud sound, the vine great column to break off around the middle, the flame ignites the black flame, explodes the detritus everywhere to splash. 惊雷落下,白光乍然一闪,只听一声巨响,藤蔓巨柱拦腰折断,火苗燃起黑焰,炸得碎屑四处飞溅。 Poison Ivy cold snort/hum, curls up the vine to protect Selina and Harley, the giant flower bud opens, after wrapping three people, sinks slowly underground. 毒藤女冷哼一声,卷起藤蔓护住塞琳娜和哈莉,巨大花苞张开,包裹三人后缓缓沉入地下。 Luo Su flutters to land on the ground, horse Dajin the blade on toward the sand beach chair, carried the nectar fruit juice on table to sip one, static and other calyxes raised again. 罗素振翅降落在地面,马大金刀往沙滩椅上一座,端起桌上的花蜜果汁抿了一口,静等花苞再次升起。 After ten seconds, vine big ball from getting sucked in the pothole finds out, the flower bud one opens the flower petal piece by piece, a Poison Ivy face color bitterly is standing, on the neck also put up a chopper. 十秒钟过后,藤蔓大球从深陷的坑洞内探出,花苞一片片张开花瓣,毒藤女一脸恨恨之色站着,脖子上还架了一把砍刀。 Is Jason! 是杰森! Selina, you also stand in that side make anything, hurries to give me to come.” “塞琳娜,你还站在那边做什么,赶紧给我过来。” Luo Su said ill-humoredly, owing she dream was a super hero initially, finally only played the friend who came is some villains. 罗素没好气说道,亏她当初的梦想是做个超级英雄,结果玩得来的朋友净是一些反面人物。 This was waste! 这号废了! „......” “呃……” Selina looked at Luo Su, looked at Poison Ivy and Harley, finally arrives at the middle position, decided that two do not help. 塞琳娜看了看罗素,又看了看毒藤女哈莉,最终走到中间位置,决定两不相帮。 Deathstroke, what do you ask me to make?” 丧钟,你找我做什么?” The Poison Ivy look twinkle, releases the toxin in within the body quietly, instills into to behind Jason on little. 毒藤女眼神闪烁,悄无声息释放自己体内的毒素,一点点灌输到身后的杰森身上。 Successfully after going well, Poison Ivy brings back the corners of the mouth slightly, the dosage of toxin is making ten elephants die a violent death sufficiently instantaneously, therefore superficially, is she is kidnapped by Jason, in fact, Jason became the hostage, so long as she cancels to collude...... 成功得手后,毒藤女不禁微微勾起嘴角,毒素的剂量足以在瞬间让十头大象暴毙,所以表面上来看,是她被杰森劫持,实际上,杰森成了人质,只要她勾勾手…… Jason:(..) 杰森:(。。) Clang! 锵! On the nape of the neck the blade edge sticks , the cold air is startled Poison Ivy scalp tingles, she believes firmly that the toxin has followed the blood vessel to spread Jason body each corner, but the opposite party was not affected unexpectedly. 脖颈上刀锋紧贴,凉气惊得毒藤女头皮发麻,她确信毒素已经顺着血管蔓延到了杰森身体每个角落,可对方居然不受丝毫影响。 This is the monster where comes, doesn't he have the consciousness? 这是哪里来的怪物,他没有知觉吗? Luo Su watches this, hmph hmph to sneer, focuses attention on to sweep to nearby Joker/clown female, finally she has not opened the mouth, the Joker/clown female then returns to the tough stance to vowing does not lower the head. 罗素将这一幕看在眼里,哼哼冷笑一声,注目扫向一旁的小丑女,结果她还没开口,小丑女便回以誓不低头的强硬态度。 Deathstroke, do not have a dream, I will not submit, even if you use the high-voltage electricity I, I will not frown.” 丧钟,别做梦了,我是不会屈服的,哪怕你用高压电电我,我都不会皱一下眉头。” I thought that you are think the fart eats! 我看你是想屁吃! Luo Su flips the supercilious look, is disinclined to respond the female mental illness, stands up from the sand beach chair: Poison Ivy, does not need like this to be anxious, I come this am plan and you make a transaction.” 罗素翻了翻白眼,懒得搭理女神经病,从沙滩椅上站起:“毒藤女,不用这么紧张,我来这是打算和你做一笔交易。” Hehe!” Poison Ivy does not spare a glance. “呵呵!”毒藤女不屑一顾。 Like you just like the transaction of Batman, he provides one to you avoid the place of finding a place to live the bystander disturbs, you deliver the certain amount venom every month, here is also so.” “就像你和蝙蝠侠的交易一样,他给你提供一个免于外人打扰的安身之处,你每个月上交一定量的毒液,我这里也是如此。” Luo Su sincerity full say/way: Similarly the venom of dosage delivers my one, later some people ask you to trouble, can report my Deathstroke name.” 罗素诚意满满道:“同样剂量的毒液上交我一份,以后有人找你麻烦,可以报我丧钟的名字。” Bah!” “呸!” Poison Ivy saliva puts out, wants to feel nauseated diligently on Luo Su, because the distance too cannot achieve, she disdains saying: I have the agreement with Batman, cannot provide the toxin except for him to others again......, your super heroes, fits out the good person on the surface, one by one heart is actually black.” 毒藤女一口唾沫吐出,努力想要吐在罗素身上,因为距离太远未能达成,她不屑道:“我和蝙蝠侠有约定,除了他不能再向别人提供毒素……哼,你们这些超级英雄,也就表面装成好人,实则一个比一个心黑。” A Luo Su face board: You make the transaction with Batman, is actually not willing to make the transaction with me, I thought that you look down upon my Deathstroke!” 罗素脸一板:“你和蝙蝠侠做交易,却不愿和我做交易,我看你是看不起我丧钟!” Selina could not bear turn under the supercilious look, reminded: Boss, pays attention to the status, you are a super hero, this is not your lines.” 塞琳娜忍不住翻了下白眼,提醒道:“老板,注意身份,你是个超级英雄,这不是你的台词。” Luo Su stared Selina one eyes ruthlessly: You do not understand, cope with this grade of demon bad idea, cannot be softhearted, otherwise she reaches out for a yard after taking an inch, another day should ride on me to abuse power.” 罗素狠狠瞪了塞琳娜一眼:“你懂个屁,对付这等邪魔歪道,决不能心慈手软,否则她得寸进尺,改天就该骑到我身上作威作福了。” If she rides on you, you have a dream can smile to awake! 她要是骑到你身上,你做梦都能笑醒! Selina curls the lip, both hands hold the shoulder the head toward the nearby one crookedly, this matter she does not manage. 塞琳娜撇撇嘴,双手抱肩把头往边上一歪,这事她不管了。 Poison Ivy, you with the transaction of Batman I, no matter, that is you with the matter of Batman.” 毒藤女,你和蝙蝠侠的交易我不管,那是你和蝙蝠侠的事情。” Reproved Selina, Luo Su continues saying: My truth said that if you also want to mix in Gotham this little plot of land, my Deathstroke advantage child son cannot be few, Batman wants many, I want many!” 训斥完塞琳娜,罗素继续说道:“我就实话说了,你要是还想在哥谭这一亩三分地上混,我丧钟的好处一个子儿也不能少,蝙蝠侠要多少,我就要多少!” „......” X3 “……”x3 Poison Ivy: the Gotham super hero has abandoned! 毒藤女:哥谭的超级英雄已经废了! Joker/clown female: This fellow good interesting appearance! 小丑女:这家伙好有趣的样子! Selina: Ended! 塞琳娜:完了完了! Poison Ivy does not believe Luo Su will make any crazed matter, is like Batman, the men are big pig's feet, is great she to enter the prison to live previous some time. 毒藤女可不相信罗素会做出什么丧心病狂的事情,就跟蝙蝠侠一样,男人都是大猪蹄子,了不起她进监狱住上一段时间。 The opens the mouth resentment will go back, suddenly the chopper on neck tightened. 正要开口怼回去,突然脖子上的砍刀又紧了紧。 Jason:(..) 杰森:(。。) The Poison Ivy eyebrow corner/horn trembles lightly, decided that the temporariness admitted defeat: Useless, is not I am not willing to trade with you, but is Batman has been decided the quota of toxin, my each month output all gave him.” 毒藤女眉角轻颤,决定暂时性服软:“没用的,不是我不肯和你交易,而是蝙蝠侠已经将毒素的限额定死,我每个月的产量全给他了。” „After that gives me completely!” “那以后就全部给我!” Yes, I was then put Arkham by Batman!” “是啊,然后我就被蝙蝠侠抓进阿卡姆!” Poison Ivy hears word, cannot bear the gas channel/angrily said: „Are your super heroes reasonable, you mutually look unpleasing to the eyes, fighting one was not good, why can vent on us?” 毒藤女闻言,忍不住气道:“你们这些超级英雄还讲不讲道理,你们相互看不顺眼,打一架不就行了,为什么要把气撒在我们身上?” The Luo Su nostril faces upwards: Who lets you are a villain, the villain does not have the human rights, gets what one deserves is regarded the undeserved target of anger.” 罗素鼻孔朝天:“谁让你是反派呢,反派没有人权,活该被当成出气筒。” Poison Ivy: You look like the villain! 毒藤女:你更像反派! Joker/clown female: Your shameless appearance is really lovable! 小丑女:你无耻的样子真可爱! Selina: Boss, your business is like this skilled? 塞琳娜:老板,你业务怎么这么熟练? Undeserved target of anger on undeserved target of anger......” “出气筒就出气筒……” Poison Ivy is deliberately bad saying: You do not keep the means of livelihood to me, I do not have the means that the output are in any case many on like this, you were discussing with Batman comes!” 毒藤女略带自暴自弃道:“你们不给我留活路,我也没办法,反正产量就这么多,你和蝙蝠侠商量着来吧!” Means have many......” “办法有很多……” Luo Su narrows the eye slightly: For example stays up late to work overtime, during the daytime catches up with the quantity of Batman, in the evening catches up with my quantity!” 罗素微微眯眼:“比如熬夜加班,白天赶蝙蝠侠的量,晚上赶我的量!” Poison Ivy: „......” 毒藤女:“……” Do not stare me, the way of the world is difficult, the villain is not easy, wants to live must redouble one's efforts!” “别瞪我,世道艰难,反派不易,想生活就得加倍努力!” Saw hegemon came to read the genuine reward, according to...... was owes three as before! 看到了盟主‘还是过来看正版了’的打赏,依……依旧是欠三更! The progress bar that anything, this liver thanked has maintained in the threes, was fragrant my tears unable to stop downward flows. 那什么,这肝谢的进度条一直维持在三上,香得我泪水止不住往下流。 Especially this came to read the genuine big shot, my liver has apologized to your three times, this was the fourth time. 尤其是这位‘还是过来看正版了’大佬,我的肝已经谢过你三次了,这是第四次。 You know that in group I do not dare to talk with you, for fear that you one happy...... 你知道吗,在群里我都不敢和你搭话,生怕你一开心…… ps: Today only has three, rests, tomorrow again liver! ps:今天只有三更,休息一下,明天再肝吧!
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