„Coincidence!” “巧合罢了！” Bruce opens the eye to talk nonsense, the entire journey surface not red air/Qi does not breathe heavily. 布鲁斯睁着眼睛说瞎话,全程面不红气不喘。 Is together some time with Luo Su, Bruce has found out his repertoire, the mouth flower, has not been concerned about face and feigned, the full belly fallacies and absurdities, spoke the truth with him is purely asks for trouble. 和罗素相处一段时间,布鲁斯已经摸清了他的套路,口花花、不要脸、装傻充愣、满肚子歪理邪说,和他讲道理纯属自讨苦吃。 After all, you urinate forever do not awake to pretend to be sleeping the person! 毕竟,你永远尿不醒一个装睡的人！ Copes person who this type is not concerned about face, hitting him is useless, the facial skin thief is thick, hits him only to meet the hand to hurt. 对付这种不要脸的人,打他是没用的,脸皮贼厚,打他只会自己手疼。 That only then means that replied in kind, became is not concerned about face compared with him! 那就只有一个办法了,以其人之道还治其人之身,变得比他更不要脸！ The effect is good, Luo Su faints from fear the person of Batman to suppose starts to crash, falls into the silent condition, actually racked brains on Bruce to experience anything, will become so mature. 效果还不错,罗素惊觉蝙蝠侠的人设开始崩塌,陷入沉默状态,苦思冥想布鲁斯身上究竟经历了什么,才会变得如此成熟。 After the moment, Luo Su draws the conclusion, because of child! 片刻后,罗素得出结论,是因为孩子！ The man is the boy of being able to grow up, but once had the child, will turn into the Sir in one night. 男人是长不大的男孩,可一旦有了孩子,就会在一夜之间变成大人。 Is just like present Bruce, looks like in Luo Su, when the master meets several first times was more reliable. 好比现在的布鲁斯,在罗素看来,老爷比前几次见面时可靠多了。 „What's wrong, hasn't believed?” “怎么,还不相信？” Luo Su lowers the head the silent time stemming from long of anticipation, Bruce is perplexed , to continue the style that puts forth is not concerned about face. He takes out a white paper from the table, inscribes ‚the Gotham protector’, then pastes, in the new bat fought on the clothes. 罗素低头沉默的时间出于意料的长,布鲁斯不明所以,继续使出不要脸的招式。他从桌上取出一张白纸,唰唰唰写上‘哥谭守护者’,然后贴在了新款蝙蝠战衣上。 „What's wrong, satisfaction?” “如何,满意了吗？” „......” X2 “……”x2 Looked at each other for 30 seconds on like this, Bruce's facial skin Luo Su, is repulsed eventually thick in advance: „I want to ask you to help, promote my bat to fight the clothes.” 就这么对视了30秒,布鲁斯的脸皮终究厚不过罗素,先行败退:“我想找你帮忙,升级一下我的蝙蝠战衣。” I thought that you are think the fart eats! 我看你是想屁吃！ Luo Su shows the whites of the eyes, Bruce manufacture ‚really counter- Deathstroke games No. 3 A’, actually wants his was really striven by the counter- person, what kind of impudent and shameless. 罗素翻翻白眼,布鲁斯制作‘真・反丧钟甲3号’,却要他这个真・被反的人出力,何等的厚颜无耻。 Bruce said seriously: „Luo Su, listens to your description, I discovered that the ability of Krypton person was too powerful, original ‚counter- Deathstroke games armor’ perhaps is not an opponent, therefore I need you to help, builds this together really...... really Gotham protector!” 布鲁斯郑重道:“罗素,听完你的描述,我发现氪星人的能力太强大了,原先的‘反丧钟甲’恐怕不是对手,所以我需要你帮忙,一起打造这架真……真・哥谭守护者！” „......” “……” Trough is too obvious, Luo Su turned under the supercilious look, is disinclined to spit, takes out the hammer from nearby toolbox, sighed: „Said that how you do want to change?” 槽点太明显,罗素翻了下白眼,懒得去吐,从旁边的工具箱里取出锤子,叹息道:“说吧,你想怎么改？” „A additional arm weapon, can an artillery overcome spaceship outside the low earth orbit.” “加一个手臂武器,可以一炮打下近地轨道外的宇宙飞船。” „You want to be many, that thing I cannot make.” “你想多了,那玩意我造不出来。” A Luo Su face heavy line, first did not say that this thing he can make, even the real energy, is impossible to install in ‚really counter- Deathstroke games No. 3 A’ on. 罗素一脸黑线,先不说这玩意他能不能造出来,即便真能,也不可能装在‘真・反丧钟甲3号’上。 „Good, that this......” “好吧,那就这样……” Bruce takes out the concept map that oneself design, discussed with Luo Su, in his tentative plan, the new bat fought clothes stress strengthening speed, strength, defense and other physical abilities. 布鲁斯取出自己设计的概念图,和罗素讨论起来,在他的设想里,新款蝙蝠战衣侧重强化速度、力量、防御等物理能力。 Bruce said over and over, this and Luo Su test ‚counter- Deathstroke games armor’ the incident has no relations, he strengthens fights the physical ability of clothes, is not to compete with Luo Su. 布鲁斯再三表示,这和罗素测试‘反丧钟甲’一事没有任何关系,他强化战衣的物理能力,并不是为了和罗素较劲。 The real reason , because lacks the fight data of Krypton person, strengthens these three, can help him collect the data information effectively. 真正的原因,是因为缺少氪星人的战斗数据,强化这三项,可以帮助他有效收集数据资料。 Bruce said casually, Luo Su also listens casually, if is only the strengthening fights A physical ability, just he manufactured Deathstroke games armor of legend edition recently, the original design copied extremely, quick decided the important fitting with the hammer. 布鲁斯随便说说,罗素也就随便听听,如果仅是强化战甲的物理能力,刚好他最近才制作了不胜传说版本的丧钟甲,原样照搬,很快就用锤子敲定了重要配件。 Fights armor to manufacture, as before is the entire closed design, the black extinction coating, elegantly beautiful contains the murderous intention, conforms to the style of dark knight very much. 战甲制作完毕,依旧是全密闭式设计,黑色吸光涂层,冷艳中蕴藏杀机,很符合黑暗骑士的风格。 Bruce is satisfied, this is he is not rather concerned about face, reason that must look for the Luo Su help, the Luo Su hammer efficiency is astonishing, begins to manufacture compared with he himself, the speed quick did not know many times. 布鲁斯非常满意,这就是他宁可不要脸,也要找罗素帮忙的原因,罗素的锤子效率惊人,比他自己动手制作,速度快了不知多少倍。 „Luo Su, when do you contact with another two super heroes?” “罗素,你什么时候和另外两位超级英雄联系？” Luo Su looked at the next time, at this moment is 2 : 00 am: „Time was just good, I contact with them now, agrees meets in the next door metropolis.” 罗素看了下时间,此刻已经是凌晨 2 点:“时间刚刚好,我现在就联系他们,约定在隔壁大都会见面。” „Carl Ell in metropolis?” “卡尔・艾尔在大都会？” „Yes!” “是的！” Obtains the affirmation of Luo Su, Bruce nods: „I just also know a super hero, the agreed location decide in the metropolis, is related to the Earth safety, she will not reject my invitation.” 得到罗素的肯定,布鲁斯点点头:“我刚好也认识一位超级英雄,约定地点就定在大都会,事关地球安危,她不会拒绝我的邀请。” „Female!?” “女的！？” „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „It‘s nothing, I will not tell Miranda! Really!” “没什么,我不会告诉米兰达！真的！” „......” “……” ...... …… Metropolis! 大都会！ Luo Su and Batman take the bat fighter aircraft, first step rushed to the agreed location, what is awkward, Luo Su made a solemn pledge that he can have the contact with Clark, but until now, he is unable to dial the Clark cell phone. 罗素和蝙蝠侠乘坐蝙蝠战机,先一步赶到了约定地点,尴尬的是,罗素信誓旦旦表示,他可以和克拉克取得联系,可直到现在,他都无法拨通克拉克的手机。 Did Superman run? 超人跑路了？ This is obviously impossible, refers to the Clark slender and sensitive small mind, it is estimated that is because cause Earth to be in danger, rebukes oneself secretly, a person hid in corner confesses. 这显然不可能,参照克拉克纤细而敏感的小心灵,估计是因为自己导致地球陷入险境,暗暗自责,一个人躲在角落里忏悔了。 Although he has the body of steel, the innermost feelings are not strong, always gives to others anytime and anywhere, too Holy Mother. 他虽然拥有钢铁之躯,内心却一点也不强硬,总是随时随地迁就别人,太圣母了。 However was good because of the Green Lantern Hal telephone made a connection quickly, this goods accompanied girlfriend Carol to stay up late to pursue the play, suddenly was broken by General Zod, air/Qi flies into a rage. 不过好在绿灯侠哈尔的电话很快就打通了,这货陪女友卡萝熬夜追剧,突然被佐德将军打断,气得暴跳如雷。 Considers to pursue the play, the young people a little not proper nightlife is very normal. 呃,就当是追剧吧,年轻人有点不正经的夜生活很正常。 After receiving the Luo Su call, he will make a solemn pledge that to rush to the metropolis at the maximum speed. 接到罗素的电话之后,他信誓旦旦表示,会以最快的速度赶至大都会。 Relation Flash Bary time, had/left a small condition, Bary keeps regular hours every day, the life work and rest is extremely orderly. According to the explanation of Bary, he still in the development period, the good work and rest custom is helpful to the long body, resting the previous cup of milk is essential. 联系闪电侠巴里的时候,出了点小状况,巴里每天早睡早起,生活作息极有规律。按巴里的解释,他还在发育期,良好的作息习惯有助于长身体,睡前一杯牛奶必不可少。 Luo Su consecutively several telephones, awaken from the drowsiness him, agree meet in the metropolis. 罗素连续几个电话,才把他从昏昏欲睡中唤醒,约定在大都会见面。 The detail sees the true facts! 细节见真章！ Although Bruce has not seen Hal and Bary, but on Luo Su and two people telephone conversations, drew the conclusion very much easily. 布鲁斯虽还没见到哈尔和巴里,但就罗素和二人之间的通话,很容易就得出了结论。 stupid and stupid, can attract mutually! 沙雕和沙雕,是可以相互吸引的！ Bang 轰 Under the nighttime sky, the golden red ray changes to the long chain, to speed away at the naked eye difficult homing astonishing speed. 夜空下,金红色光芒化作长链,以肉眼难寻的惊人速度疾驰而来。 The Flash is the Flash, do not look that Bary relates finally, actually first rushed to the agreed location. 闪电侠就是闪电侠,别看巴里是最后联系到的一位,却最先赶至了约定地点。 =????( *??) =????(*??) „Mr. Luo Su, excuse me, making you wait for a long time......, first made me eat a thing, I was starving.” “罗素先生,不好意思,让你久等了……呃,先让我吃点东西,我快饿死了。” Bary wears the red tight clothes, pants to stop, is saying, while turns on behind backpack, takes out a lot of junk food to start to eat around. 巴里身着红色紧身衣,气喘吁吁停下,一边说着,一边打开身后的背包,取出大量垃圾食品开始胡吃海喝。 Uses the amazingly quick strength to consume massive calories, like this time, went through half U.S.A distance, he needs to force in the stomach a lot of between-meal snack. 使用神速力会消耗大量卡路里,就像这次一样,穿行了半个美帝的距离,他需要把大量零食塞进胃里。 „Eats slowly, no one urges you.” “慢慢吃,没人催你。” Luo Su searches the hand to extend, pulls off the stealth condition from the darkness Bruce who: „Bary, gives you to introduce, this is small bat, the young blood of Justice League.” 罗素探手一伸,从黑暗中拖出隐身状态的布鲁斯:“巴里,给你介绍一下,这是小蝙,正义联盟的新成员。” „Pū!!!” “噗！！！” Bary under crazy feed condition sees Bruce, exactly said, saw Batman, excited under fat dwelling joyful meal set in mouth spurted completely. 疯狂进食状态下的巴里看到布鲁斯,确切的说,是看到了蝙蝠侠,激动之下将口中的肥宅快乐套餐全部喷了出来。 Luo Su, holds Bruce to keep off before the body in great surprise, the danger danger avoided the hidden weapon that flies to raid to come. 罗素大惊之下,抓住布鲁斯挡在身前,险之又险避开了飞袭而来的暗器。 Bruce: „......” 布鲁斯:“……” „Sorry, I am not intentional...... damn, how to turn into this!” “抱歉,我不是故意的……该死,怎么会变成这样！” Spurted idol one, the Bary small face frightens brushes white, quickly puts out a hand, in the bat fought on the clothes to scratch. 喷了偶像一身,巴里小脸吓得刷白,急忙伸手在蝙蝠战衣上擦了起来。 More scratches is dirtier, more scratched more chaotic, sticks painted face bat...... 越擦越脏,越擦越乱,糊成了花脸蝠…… Bary puts in great inconvenience stops not studiously, almost can kill people the line of sight that to Bruce, stands is trembling same place: „Hello, Bary, I am Batman......, said that counter-...... my meaning is, I am your idol......” 巴里委屈停下无用功,对上布鲁斯几乎能杀人的视线,站在原地瑟瑟发抖:“你好,巴里,我是蝙蝠侠……呃,说反了……我的意思是,我是你的偶像……” Bruce lifts the hand to erase the potato chips detritus on helmet, then looks to Luo Su: „Are you earnest?” 布鲁斯抬手抹掉头盔上的薯片碎屑,回头望向罗素:“你是认真的？” „Naturally, do not look at Bary silly, his ability is powerful. Moreover, he is very good, not?” “当然,别看巴里傻夫夫的,他的能力非常强大。而且,他很善良,不是吗？” Luo Su is saying, in supplemented at heart silently, if Krypton person compared with movie in invincible, taking Bary can apply in the final moment. 罗素说着,在心里默默补充,如果氪星人远比电影里不可战胜,带上巴里可以在最后关头派上用场。 Killed offering sacrifice to heaven! 杀了祭天！ Before, Luo Su did not understand very much, why the Flash was called the conscience of Justice League, if were because the natural disposition was good, that Superman Clark was also very simple! 以前,罗素不是很懂,为什么闪电侠被称为正义联盟的良心,如果说是因为生性善良,那超人克拉克也很纯朴啊！ Afterward he became aware, went into seriously the reason, was because dc restarted on the Flash. 后来他悟了,深究原因,是因为dc的重启键在闪电侠身上。 The edition encounters a difficulty each time does not decide, how does not know to end, is the Flash restarts the universe, then once again dug a pit crazily, digs collapsed, came Flash to restart again a time. 每次编辑遇事不决,不知如何收场,都是闪电侠重启宇宙,然后又一次疯狂挖坑,挖崩了,再来一次闪电侠重启。 With throwing the street author digs a pit does not fill, was interrogated by the reader, the pit does not fill, your conscience? 和扑街作者挖坑不填,被读者质问一样,坑怎么不填了,你的良心呢？ Edition: Died! 编辑:死了呀！ Looks along the mirror greatly ultra, adversity by master, hopeless situation by sparkling! 顺镜看大超,逆境靠老爷,绝境靠闪闪！ This is the dc eternally unchanging rule. 这是dc永恒不变的规则。 Therefore, so long as offers sacrifices a lightning family's person to the heaven, can realize the world peace the desire. 所以,只要向上天献祭一个闪电家族的人,就可以实现世界和平的愿望。 Supplements one while convenient, what a pity lightning family's widow regiment. 顺便补充一句,可惜了闪电家族的寡妇军团。 Returns to the proper topic, Bruce first met with Bary, the innermost feelings are the rejection, he thinks that the battlefield is too brutal, is not Bary this type the child. 言归正传,布鲁斯初次和巴里见面,内心是拒绝的,他认为战场太残酷,不是巴里这种好孩子。 However, / villains must collect the information in line with super hero the principle, the master was benign Barrila arrived at the one side. 不过,本着超级英雄/反派都要搜集情报的原则,老爷还是和颜悦色将巴里拉到了一旁。 After one inquired after the well being, Bary anything incurred, from the name, sex, the birthday and other basic information, to what for the amazingly quick strength, the use effect and flaw, said completely. 一番嘘寒问暖之后,巴里什么都招了,从姓名、性别、出生年月等基本信息,到何为神速力、使用效果和缺陷,全部说了出来。 Bruce was speechless, / the material of villain to some super hero, is Flash Bary to be most detailed, he is blocking, Bary the youth small secret can say including under oneself bed is hiding. 布鲁斯无语了,对某个超级英雄/反派的资料,就属闪电侠巴里最详细,要不是他拦着,巴里连自己床下藏着的青春小秘密都能说出来。 The first super hero rushes, Bruce has no comment, turns on the bat fighter aircraft to let breathe out day after day Bary to make up thinks, same place static and other two. 第一位超级英雄赶至,布鲁斯不予置评,打开蝙蝠战机让哈气连天的巴里去补觉,原地静等剩下两位。 „Bruce, if too tired, you can narrow a while, my 35 months do not sleep.” “布鲁斯,如果太累的话,你可以去眯一会儿,我三五个月不睡觉也可以。” Bruce selected under the eyebrow with no trace: „Does not use, the bat is the night lifeform, does not need to sleep.” 布鲁斯不着痕迹挑了下眉:“不用,蝙蝠是夜间生物,也不需要睡觉。” Two people said does not have a while, in the sky the green light blooms, Luo Su holds up Bruce again, blocked this green spooky ray. 二人说了没一会儿,天空中绿光绽放,罗素再次举起布鲁斯,挡住了这绿幽幽的光芒。 Batman was green! 蝙蝠侠绿了！ Bang! 轰！ Green Lantern two, bah, Hal falls to the ground, sees Batman immediately at present one brightly, goes forward to grip his hand quickly: „Heaven, is really Batman, saw that you were honored. Jokes aside, Brother, I never have so to admire somebody, except for you......” 绿灯侠二哈,呸,哈尔落地,看到蝙蝠侠当即眼前一亮,快步上前握住他的手:“老天,真的是蝙蝠侠,见到你太荣幸了。说真的,老兄,我从来没有如此钦佩过某个人,除了你……” „Green Lantern, you have not introduced oneself!” “绿灯侠,你还没自我介绍呢！” „Haha, I gave to forget, I called Hal Jordan, lived in the resort town, the occupation was a test pilot.” “哈哈,我给忘了,我叫哈尔・乔丹,家住海滨城,职业是试飞员。” After five minutes . 五分钟之后。 „Batman, I usually am not words many people, in fact, I have been learning from you, silent between cracks down on the crime. Why does not know, sees you, I had many words to say......” “蝙蝠侠,我平常不是个话多的人,事实上,我一直在向你学习,无声无息之间打击犯罪。不知道为什么,一看到你,我就有很多话想说……” „Hal, I am curious to your ability, can say?” “哈尔,我对你的能力非常好奇,能说说吗？” „Does not have the issue, looks at this green Lantern Ring finger/refers, so long as obtains its acknowledgment......” “没问题,看这枚绿灯戒指,只要得到它的承认……” After ten minutes . 十分钟之后。 „In newspaper said, Joker/clown is your faithful fan, is earnest?” “报纸上说,小丑是你的忠实粉丝,是认真的吗？” „Hal, this said later again, I also want to understand Oa.” “哈尔,这个待会儿再说,我还想了解一下欧阿星。” „Does not have the issue, I said 20 minutes of Green Lantern Corps to you again......” “没问题,我再给你说二十分钟的绿灯军团……” After a half hour, Hal pressed out to do by Bruce, the latter harvests the complete information, gets angry instantaneously does not recognize people, brutally threw Hal in one side. 半小时后,哈尔被布鲁斯榨干,后者收获全部情报,瞬间翻脸不认人,无情将哈尔扔在了一边。 „Bored team......” “无聊的团队……” Bruce said that if Luo Su so-called Justice League, be only this level, to the time layout, he alone can extinguish its group. 布鲁斯表示,如果罗素所谓的正义联盟只有这种水准,给点时间布局,他一个人就能将其团灭。