AE :: Volume #17 我讨厌DC

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Luo Su knows that the steward placed the undercover under Bane, but has not thought that unexpectedly will have like this to be many, entire ten, were really many. 罗素知道管家在贝恩手底下安插了卧底,但没想到居然会有这么多,整整十个,真不少了。 After ten people stand look at each other in blank dismay, oneself were also shocked, clearly, they were not clear that the status of companion, always thinks oneself are lonely! 十人站起来之后面面相觑,自己也愣住了,很明显,他们并不清楚同伴的身份,一直以来都以为自己是孤独的! Dog deng! Reed, are you also the person of steward?” “狗屎!里德,原来你也是管家的人?” Un, ten years ago I and that's the end.” “嗯,十年前我就是了。” I am your senior, I worked for 15 years for the steward.” “那我是你前辈,我为管家做事十五年了。” „......” “……” Pamir, three years ago I incur personally you, now do you tell me is a person on one's own side?” “帕米尔,三年前我亲手把你招进来,现在你告诉我是自己人?” Big brother, I also want to complain! You must say early is a person on one's own side, my tm did not ambush side you, harming me every day was with trepidation, for fear that was looked by you.” “大哥,我还想抱怨呢!你要早说是自己人,我tm就不潜伏在你身边了,害得我每天提心吊胆,唯恐被你看出来。” Same, I also feared that was looked by you!” “一样,我也怕被你看出来呀!” „......” “……” Luo Su:(??) 罗素:(??) Steward really awesome! 管家真牛哔 Also, person who before by my headshot person, should not have the steward? 还有,之前被我爆头的人里面,该不会也有管家的人吧? Mr. Deathstroke, our status exposed, these people cannot stay behind.” Ten people stand side Luo Su submissive, a face dreads visits behind him the small wing. 丧钟先生,我们的身份暴露了,这些人不能留下。”十人低眉顺眼站在罗素身边,一脸畏惧看着他背后的小翅膀。 Luo Su nods: I understand, making this line is not easy, but the television direct transmission has spread, is unimportant?” 罗素点点头:“我明白,做这行不容易,但电视直播已经传出去了,不要紧吗?” Is unimportant!” “不要紧的!” Is the husky fellow of head waves: Before we set out, the steward has shut off the live broadcast picture, killed these people, our status can continue to hide, but can also continue is Gotham contributes own strength.” 为首的彪形大汉挥挥手:“在我们起身之前,管家就已经切断了直播画面,杀了这些人,我们的身份就能继续隐藏下去,还可以继续为哥谭贡献自己的力量。” That line, you are optional.” “那行,你们随意。” Waits!” “等一等!” When ten people pick up the guns prepares to eliminate a potential informant, in the crowd stands a blonde middle-aged man: I asked one, the live broadcast picture shut off is earnest?” 就在十人捡起枪支准备灭口的时候,人群中站出一名金发中年男子:“我就问一句,直播画面切断是认真的吗?” Naturally, doing our lines importantly is the security, will I crack a joke with my poor life?” “当然,干我们这行最重要是保密,我会拿自己的小命开玩笑?” Such being the case, I no longer concealed......” “既然如此,我就不再隐瞒了……” The blonde middle-aged man raises the arm wields: Which the CIA person, stands!” 金发中年男子振臂一挥:“cia的人在哪,都站出来!” !! 唰!唰!唰 78 forms stand up, after bumping into together, hugs mutually. 七八个身影站起身,碰到一起后相互拥抱。 Ryan, couple of days ago I recognized you, but I cannot greet, you understand.” “瑞恩,前两天我就认出你了,但我不能打招呼,你懂的。” Naturally, I have also pretended not to know you!” “当然了,我也一直装作不认识你!” „......” “……” Had not finished, is a people shouts: „The fbi colleagues, do not need to conceal, continued only the insignificant sacrifice, revealed the status!” 还没结束,又是一人大呼道:“fbi的同僚们,不必隐瞒了,继续下去只会无意义的牺牲,亮出身份吧!” Also was ten stood personally. 又是十来个人站了起来。 Where are the New Jersey police at?” “新泽西州警在哪?” „The brothers of Gotham police authorities, get up!” 哥谭警局的兄弟,都起来吧!” Said one weakly, I am iucn, has the person on one's own side in?” “弱弱说一句,我是iucn的,有自己人在吗?” Interpol here, I have been responsible for this case.” “国际刑警在此,我一直负责这起案子。” „The tm make way, the father is i!” In the crowd suddenly presents a big shot, people hears Yanjie gives up a stretch of open area to him. “都tm闪开,老子是i!”人群中突然出现一位大佬,众人闻言皆是给他让出一片空地。 „......” “……” Except for me, person but who also there is mi6?” “除了我,还有没有mi6的人?” Fsb, do not tell me, only then my was sent!” “fsb的呢,别告诉我,只有我一个被派来了!” „......” “……” Suddenly presents two groups of foreign forces, stops to watch except for sprouting/moe of iucn newly, others encircled. 突然出现两伙外国势力,除了iucn的萌新驻足观看,其他人都围了上去。 Interpol acts to mediate, hopes that CIA, fbi, i, New Jersey police and Gotham police authorities and other U.S.A native place influences, take the larger situation into account, everyone is the undercover, why bother the undercover feels embarrassed the undercover. 国际刑警出面调解,希望cia、fbi、i、新泽西州警、哥谭警局等美帝本土势力,以大局为重,大家都是卧底,卧底何苦为难卧底。 However does not have the egg to use, the spoken language confrontation failure, the people erupt the tangled warfare to wrestle in the same place. Interpol was involved, sprouting/moe of iucn cannot escape by luck newly, all hit badly beaten. 然而并没有卵用,言语交锋失败,众人爆发混战扭打在一起。国际刑警被卷入,iucn的萌新也没能幸免,全都打了个头破血流。 I big shot exceptions, only then he hits the person, others do not dare to hit him. 哦,i的大佬例外,只有他打人,别人都不敢打他。 The big shot are sane, know that mi6 and fsb to him the face, the hit people will not come from the U.S.A native place influence. 大佬非常理智,知道mi6、fsb不会给他面子,打的人都来自美帝本土势力。 ( O( o( o( o...... (o(o(o(o…… The scene is magnificent, the person of steward has looked dull, because this group of person backgrounds are one by one big, their type of civil society organization does not join in the fun. 场面非常壮观,管家的人已然看呆,因为这伙人来头一个比一个大,他们这种民间组织就不凑热闹了。 Luo Su that has gotten back one's composure coughs lightly, the person of steward is unambiguous, gives the Luo Su new ear wheat, vanishes during the night stealthily. 回过神的罗素轻咳一声,管家的人也不含糊,交给罗素新的耳麦,鬼鬼祟祟消失在黑夜之中。 Steward, here is Deathstroke, I asked that the address of dirty bomb and stopped the password, quickly helped me contact with Batman, over!” “管家,这里是丧钟,我问出了脏弹的地址和停止密码,赶快帮我联系蝙蝠侠,over!” Does not use, I continuously in this channel.” Bruce makes noise to say. “不用了,我一直在这个频道里。”布鲁斯出声说道。 Beyond no good intention, if Batman, where appears is nothing unusual! 没什么好意外的,如果是蝙蝠侠,出现在哪里都不足为奇! Luo Su said immediately: Dirty bomb by the Bane imposition in the ruins of Wayne manor, he is wanted to explode Batcave thoroughly, and is centered on this, radiation most Gotham, turns into the living hell it.” 罗素立即说道:“脏弹被贝恩安放在韦恩庄园的废墟之中,他想彻底炸了蝙蝠洞,并以此为中心,辐射大半个哥谭,将其变成人间地狱。” The soul ball in hand is a little in the way, Luo Su is saying, while opens the gate of hell, threw it conveniently. 手里的灵魂球有点碍事,罗素一边说着,一边打开地狱之门,随手将其扔了进去。 The Bruce silent moment, opens the mouth slowly: „The Wayne manor I have gone, some people act swiftly to get there first, ahead of time one step took the dirty bomb.” 布鲁斯沉默片刻,缓缓开口:“韦恩庄园我已经去过,有人捷足先登,提前一步取走了脏弹。” What!?” “什么!?” Luo Su holds breath cold air: Is who does, insane?” 罗素倒吸一口凉气:“是谁干的,疯了吗?” Is Joker/clown, the position of laying aside dirty bomb left behind playing cards, except for him, will not have others.” “是小丑,原本放置脏弹的位置留下了一张扑克牌,除了他,不会有别人了。” Luo Su is thorough, Bane takes into Gotham the dirty bomb, finally was stolen away by Joker/clown ; Bane breaks the spine of Batman, finally was also stolen away by Joker/clown, this goods...... 罗素彻底傻眼,贝恩把脏弹带进哥谭,结果被小丑偷走了;贝恩打断蝙蝠侠的脊骨,结果也被小丑偷走,这货…… The relation tonight's story, Luo Su has a bold idea: Batman, you solid told me, Joker/clown was actually your person, right?” 联系今晚的见闻,罗素生出一个大胆的想法:“蝙蝠侠,你老实告诉我,小丑其实是你的人,对吧?” Do not talk nonsense, I and he have no relations!” “别胡说八道,我和他没有任何关系!” Bruce said ill-humoredly: Matter of dirty bomb you did not need to manage, told me to be good the explosive disposal password, I had found Joker/clown, saw the dirty bomb.” 布鲁斯没好气道:“脏弹的事情你不用管了,把拆弹密码告诉我就行,我已经找到了小丑,也看到了脏弹。” You determined, as far as I know, Joker/clown should in the Gotham municipal administration building, I also see him a moment ago......” Luo Su brow slightly wrinkle: You confirmed again, be not deceived by the counterfeit goods.” “你确定,据我所知,小丑应该在哥谭市政大楼,刚才我还看见他了……”罗素眉头微皱:“你再确认一下,别被假货骗了。” Not, because of me also in municipal building!” “不会,因为我也在市政大楼!” „......” “……” Luo Su heard the word to be speechless, looked at a front also in the undercovers of fighting, opened the wing to non-stop fly the building, after surrounding two, discovered is beating the Joker/clown Batman in the pain. 罗素闻言无语,看了眼前方还在斗殴的卧底们,张开翅膀直飞大楼,环绕两圈之后,发现了正在痛殴小丑的蝙蝠侠。 The mixed fish that in the spacious conference room, Joker/clown helps are lying down scattered about, looked appearance that its whistling rests greatly, then can guess correctly is the powerful stupor gas. 宽敞的会议室内,小丑帮的杂鱼们七零八落躺着,看其呼呼大睡的模样,便能猜出是中了强力昏迷瓦斯。 Joker/clown does not have the move somehow, was pressed by Bruce under the body, hee hee laughs, while withstands the iron fist that loves. 小丑不知何故没有中招,被布鲁斯压在身下,一边嘻嘻大笑,一边承受爱的铁拳。 Many people because of the Joker/clown evil smile, the crazy scheme that and brain hole opens greatly, the subconsciousness thinks that he is only depends on the super villain who the mind eats meal. 很多人都因为小丑邪恶的笑容,以及脑洞大开的疯狂计谋,下意识认为他是个只靠头脑吃饭的超级反派。 Is not! 是也不是! Joker/clown indeed is the high IQ super villain, because of thought as deep as a well scared, but his not deficient close combat wrestle skill, once competed the sword technique with Batman one time, defeats it directly, but also almost wanted the life of Batman. 小丑的确是个高智商超级反派,因难以捉摸的思维令人胆寒,但他并不缺乏近战格斗技巧,曾有一次和蝙蝠侠比拼剑术,直接将其击败,还差点要了蝙蝠侠的命。 Bang! 嘭! The Luo Su broken window entered, shoots a look at the eye to fall in love to kill two people of groups, will then focus on dead ahead the conference room. 罗素破窗而入,瞥了眼相爱相杀二人组,便将目光放在会议室正前方。 On the tribune, an appearance not bad female wears the low chest evening dress, the makings are elegant. 演讲台上,一位容貌不差的女子身着低胸晚礼服,气质雍容华贵。 However at this moment, she can only describe with the distress, the hands and feet was bundled, the body lived to weld by the iron hoop band, sits by a very ungraceful posture on the chair. 然而此刻,她只能用狼狈来形容,手脚被捆,身躯被铁箍箍住焊死,以一种十分不雅的姿势坐在椅子上。 Under the chair, tick-tock the red countdown jumps, is Bane leads into the dirty bomb of Gotham city impressively. 在椅子下方,滴滴答答的红色倒计时跳跃,赫然是贝恩带入哥谭市的脏弹。 Joker/clown stole the dirty bomb from the Wayne manor, did not know with what means that under the Bane eye hid fed in the municipal building. 小丑从韦恩庄园盗走了脏弹,不知用了什么办法,在贝恩眼皮子底下送进了市政大楼。 Tied up female status is not simple, is not the casual passer-by, her name was Miranda Tate, real name Talia Ell Gull. 被绑的女子身份也不简单,不是什么随随便便的路人,她叫米兰达・泰特,真名塔利亚・艾尔・古尔。 Right, this beautiful woman is the Gotham city well-known villain, peaceful ambassador the daughter of Ninja Grandmaster, relates ambiguous with Bruce. 没错,这位美女就是哥谭市知名反派,‘和平大使’忍者大师的女儿,和布鲁斯之间关系暧昧。 Ha, who has a look at this is, Angel of black wing, he falls into dark for what, teams up with Batman?” “呀哈哈哈,看看这是谁,一位黑色翅膀的天使,他堕入黑暗是为了什么,和蝙蝠侠搭档吗?” Sees Luo Su to appear, Joker/clown both eyes one bright, hee smiled: Batman, you were too brutal, had the new joy to forget my old love, now must silence a witness of crime.” 看到罗素出现,小丑双目一亮,嘻嘻笑了起来:“蝙蝠侠,你太无情了,有了新欢就忘了我这个人旧爱,现在还要杀人灭口。” Shut up!” “闭嘴!” A Batman fist pounds on the Joker/clown face: Told me, which line can cut?” 蝙蝠侠一拳砸在小丑脸上:“告诉我,要剪哪根线?” Red, prompts on that woman, I never conceal.” “红色的呀,提示就在那女人身上,我从未隐瞒。” Your this bastard!” “你这混蛋!” Hears the Joker/clown words, Batman is in an uncontrollable rage, was several fought with the fists. 听到小丑的话,蝙蝠侠怒不可遏,又是几拳打了下去。 After Joker/clown steals the dirty bomb, decodes originally the password procedure/program of Bane setting, malicious full line reveal outside. 小丑盗走脏弹之后,破解原先贝恩设定的密码程序,恶意满满将线路露在外面。 The shear red string can make the dirty bomb stop, the point is that Joker/clown changed into the red the colorful electric wire completely. 剪断红线就能让脏弹停止,可问题是,小丑把五颜六色的电线全部换成了红色。 Joker/clown suffered several fists, has not dropped down as before, looks with a smile to Batman: That side Angel hear, besides trimming off the red string, means can stop the dirty bomb from exploding, so long as killed the woman on chair,......” 小丑挨了几拳,依旧没有倒下,笑着看向蝙蝠侠:“那边的天使听好了,除了剪掉红线,还有一种办法可以停止脏弹自爆,只要杀了椅子上的女人,就……” Bang! 嘭! A Batman hand blade knocks down Joker/clown, then stood up with Luo Su looks at each other silently, a little looks at Luo Su to be embarrassed. 蝙蝠侠一记手刀将小丑打晕,而后站起身和罗素默默对视,看得罗素都有点不好意思了。 „, Bruce, is the woman,...... the sister-in-law?” “咳咳,布鲁斯,那女人,是……弟妹吗?” „......” “……” Bruce has not spoken, but looked that its look is bad, Luo Su 80% can also guess correctly, the female and he relates significantly, has walked the kidney not saying that but was definitely distracted. 布鲁斯没说话,但看其眼神不善,罗素八成也能猜到,女子和他关系匪浅,走没走肾不好说,但肯定走心了。 Luo Su smiles: Bruce, Joker/clown said that massacres that woman to save entire Gotham, how do you see?” 罗素嘿嘿一笑:“布鲁斯,小丑说了,杀掉那个女人可以拯救整个哥谭,你怎么看?” Bruce said ill-humoredly: I thought that he is lying, killed her, the countdown will not stop.” 布鲁斯没好气道:“我觉得他在说谎,杀了她,倒计时也不会停下。” If by some chance?” “万一呢?” Luo Su two one: If by some chance Joker/clown is earnest, this wave gains steadily does not compensate!” 罗素两手一摊:“万一小丑是认真的,这波稳赚不赔啊!” „......” “……” Bruce has not spoken, the surface sinks like the water, the whole piece face always draws is long. 布鲁斯没说话,面沉如水,整张脸拉得老长。 Cracks a joke, I first study, perhaps I can tear down.” “开玩笑的,我先来研究一下,或许我能拆掉。” Luo Su is saying, the back wing receives, arrives at side Miranda quickly, lowers the head looks, immediately brow tight wrinkle. 罗素说着,背后翅膀收起,快步来到米兰达身旁,低头一看,顿时眉头紧皱。 This matter y......, these red string entanglements are confused, by Joker/clown intentionally entire chaotic, a clue cannot manage. 这事y……咳咳,这些红线纠缠错乱,被小丑故意整乱,一点头绪都理不出来。 Mourning...... Luo Su, what means do you have?” “丧……罗素,你有什么办法吗?” Perhaps others thought that Luo Su mixes the mysterious side, but Bruske not like this felt, saw with own eyes Luo Su knocks the vertical advancement glider with the hammer, knows that his incessantly wing is so absolutely simple. 或许别人都觉得罗素是混神秘侧的,但布鲁斯可不这么觉得,亲眼见到罗素用锤子敲出垂直推进滑翔机,知道他绝对不止翅膀那么简单。 No rush, I look at a while again!” “别急,我再看一会儿!” The time on timer are getting more and more less, Bruce does not want to wait, to take up nearby pliers to again begin. 计时器上的时间越来越少,布鲁斯不想再等,拿起旁边的钳子就要动手。 Luo Su quickly stops Bruce: Puts should not be moving, the Joker/clown words are not worth believing, this was your oneself said that I guess that these red lines were all false.” 罗素急忙制止布鲁斯:“放着别动,小丑的话不值得相信,这可是你自己说的,我猜这些红线全都是假的。” I know, but the time are not much.” “我知道,但时间不多了。” Bruce is saying, starts the instrument on bat helmet, scans the entire dirty bomb all-around, seeks for the correct breakthrough point. 布鲁斯说着,启动蝙蝠头盔上的仪器,全方位扫描整个脏弹,寻找正确的切入点。 Actually, Luo Su can definitely use Skill Card, like treating Bane, pulls out the Joker/clown soul, reads the related memory directly. 其实,罗素完全可以使用技能卡,像对待贝恩一样,将小丑的灵魂抽出来,直接读取相关记忆。 But he has not dared like this to do, because Joker/clown too strange, accurate, Joker/clown is the monster that Gotham is born, will kill one to present second, did not refer to somebody only. 但他没敢这么做,因为小丑太邪乎,准确的来说,小丑哥谭诞生出的怪物,杀了一个会出现第二个,并非单指某个人。 In the cartoon, Batman is in a rage to kill Joker/clown, finally turned into bat of laughing wildly, after this he no longer is Batman, he became new Joker/clown. 漫画里,蝙蝠侠一怒之下杀死小丑,结果自己变成了狂笑之蝠,从此之后他不再是蝙蝠侠,他成了新的小丑 Scanned the long time, Batman shakes the head dejected, Joker/clown too knew about him, this dirty bomb he is unable to demolish. 扫描了半晌,蝙蝠侠颓然摇了摇头,小丑对他太了解了,这枚脏弹他无法拆除。 Luo Su carefully examines, the regret said: If the bat fighter aircraft because of were good, you can drag this dirty bomb to lift off, goes to the sea to look at the smoke and fire with the sister-in-law, is romantic!” 罗素审视完毕,遗憾道:“要是蝙蝠战机还在就好了,你可以拖着这枚脏弹升空,和弟妹一起去海上看烟火,多浪漫!” Bruce shows the whites of the eyes, gas channel/angrily said: Don't be a fool, this dirty bomb cannot move casually, bumps directly from exploding.” 布鲁斯翻了个白眼,气道:“别傻了,这枚脏弹不能随便移动,碰一下就会直接自爆。” Real false?” “真的假的?” Naturally, deceived you to have anything......” “当然了,骗你有什么……” The Batman words have not said, the whole person is not good, because the hand of Luo Su does not know when pressed on the timer. 蝙蝠侠话未说完,整个人都不好了,因为罗素的手不知何时按在了计时器上。 Two people four items of looking at each other, Luo Su takes back the hand silently, on the timer the red light jumps, the speed of countdown becomes faster than the Flash. 两人四目对视,罗素默默将手收回,计时器上红灯一跳,倒计时的速度变得比闪电侠还快。 According to this speed, 20 after probably seconds, the dirty bomb must explode! 照这速度,大概20秒钟之后,脏弹就要爆炸了! „......” X2 “……”x2 Your this bastard!!!” “你这混蛋!!!” No, don't be upset, the time was very sufficient...... my to kill the Flash!” “不,不要慌,时间还很充足……我这就去杀了闪电侠!” Has hegemon did not complain occasionally reward, in addition will make up tomorrow! 有盟主‘偶不吐槽’的打赏,加更明天补上!
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