„Bruce , Batman, does not smile one, your expression was too stiff.” “布鲁斯,哦不,蝙蝠侠,笑一个,你的表情太僵硬了。” Luo Su looked at a picture, Bruce under lens looks serious, in the critically ill guardianship does not calculate in addition the bright light, half face was covered by the shadow, the facial features distinct contour, one share cold proud regards the feeling arrogantly. 罗素瞄了眼照片,镜头下的布鲁斯神情严肃,加上重症监护室内不算明亮的灯光,半张脸被阴影覆盖,以至于五官轮廓分明,一股子冷傲孤高既视感。 Obviously is the wetting the bed photo, by Bruce's face value makings, was reversed the tidal current title page of fashionable impurity actually. 明明是尿床照,硬是被布鲁斯的颜值气质,扭转成了时尚杂质的潮流封面。 Does not know that but also thinks that this is next year class/flow rows and columns! 不知道的,还以为这是明年的流行款呢！ „......” “……” Smiling is impossible to smile, Bruce said that Joker/clown has not made him smile, let alone Luo Su pale and weak language. 笑是不可能笑的,布鲁斯表示小丑都没让他笑,更何况罗素苍白无力的语言。 „Bruce, you more are stretching a face, this picture probably real, but in turn, if you smiled a fool, others definitely do not believe that the person in picture was you, after all the Batman callous image has struck root in the hearts of the people, did you say?” “布鲁斯,你越是绷着一张脸,这张照片就越像是真的,但反过来,如果你笑成了一个傻子,别人肯定不相信照片里的人是你,毕竟蝙蝠侠冷酷的形象早已深入人心,你说是吧？” Luo Su does best to convince, but Bruce remains unmoved, but the corners of the mouth cancelled slightly, making the face no longer so solemn. 罗素苦口婆心,但布鲁斯不为所动,只是嘴角微微勾了一下,让面庞不再那么冷峻了。 Ok, very stupid! 可以,很沙雕！ Luo Su selected a to praise silently, merely is one brings back the corners of the mouth smiles pale, the picture was instantaneously different. 罗素默默点了个赞,仅仅是一个勾起嘴角的淡笑,画面瞬间就不一样了。 Opens yellow compartment, to speak the host of joke like that type seriously, the comedy is not only the expression of empty boasting, the contrast that the cold face brings made one thump the table and shout praise. 就像那种一本正经开黄腔、讲笑话的主持人一样,喜剧不仅仅是浮夸的表情,冷脸带来的反差才令人拍案叫绝。 Over a hundred pictures get down, Luo Su ponders over must go a step further, comes a scissors anything. 咔嚓咔嚓上百张照片下来,罗素琢磨着要不要更进一步,来一个剪刀手什么的。 May look Bruce surface sinks like the water, situated in the eruption edge, decided that gives him to select time cushion, next time will raise again suspends the request of modeling. 可一看布鲁斯面沉如水,处于爆发的边缘,决定给他点时间缓冲一下,下次再提摆造型的要求。 Has a lot of time for that did not stutter eagerly the fatty! 来日方长,不急于一口吃成胖子！ „Deathstroke, noisy enough walked quickly, here is the Joker/clown domain, how leaves here noisily as you like.” “丧钟,闹够了就赶快走,这里是小丑的地盘,离开这里随你怎么闹。” „Really?” “真的？” „......” “……” Evidently not real! 看样子不是真的！ Luo Su curls the lip, lifts the hand to place on Bruce shoulder, suddenly the brow selects: „Just you said that counter- Deathstroke games armor, whether I can understand am, you have not known that what Los Angeles and resort town did have?” 罗素撇撇嘴,抬手放在布鲁斯肩上,突然眉头一挑:“刚刚你说反丧钟甲,我是否可以理解为,你还不知道洛杉矶和海滨城发生了什么？” „What had?” Bruce deeply frowns, the intuition told him this matter to be very important. “发生了什么？”布鲁斯眉头紧锁,直觉告诉他这件事很重要。 „No, I learned a very fierce move recently, can own vitality share to others, treat the injury of opposite party.” “没啥,我最近学会了一个很厉害的招数,可以将自己的生命力分享给别人,治疗对方的伤势。” Luo Su said seriously: „Your injury is very serious, cures completely, must consume I 50 years of life span probably.” 罗素严肃道:“你的伤势很重,全部治好,大概要消耗我50年的寿命。” „I am not silly, do not flicker with this set of nonsense I.” “我不傻,别拿这套鬼话来忽悠我。” „Good, cost of treatment 1 hundred million do USD, have the issue?” “好吧,治疗费一亿美刀,有问题吗？” Bruce hears word knits the brows: „like this is cheap, are you having other idea?” 布鲁斯闻言皱眉:“这么便宜,你是不是打着别的主意？” „......” “……” Limited the Luo Su imagination poorly, but also limited his interpersonal skills, does not want to say anything with Bruce again, a palm of the hand sticks on his face, will install to compel the male to brandish directly to pour from the bedhead on the ground. 贫穷限制了罗素的想象力,还限制了他的交际能力,不想和布鲁斯再说什么,一巴掌糊在他脸上,直接将装逼男从床头抡倒在地上。 „Hiss!” “嘶！” Bruce only thinks that a warm energy floods into within the body, shortly will occupy all the limbs and bones, the muscle and nerve of damage, is blinking completed the subversive change. 布鲁斯只觉一股温热的能量涌入体内,顷刻间占据四肢百骸,受损的肌肉和神经,在眨眼之间完成了颠覆性的变化。 Changed beyond recognition! 焕然一新！ Incessantly is the back position, year to year fights the internal injury and strain that as well as exercises leave behind, recovers under the impact of this energy. 不止是脊背位置,常年战斗以及锻炼留下的暗伤、劳损,也在这股能量的冲击下复原。 „What strength this...... is this?” “这……这是什么力量？” Bruce stands up same place, shakes the fist impatiently the foot, the vital body, brought the continuous strength to him. 布鲁斯原地站起,迫不及待挥拳出脚,充满生机的身体,给他带来了源源不断的力量。 The unprecedented feeling, before he compares, was more powerful! 前所未有的感觉,他比以前更强大了！ „Team indispensable strength, regarding is a superpower on the line.” “团队不可或缺的力量,当成是一种超能力就行。” How long although Los Angeles and matter of resort town could not hide the truth from, but Luo Su wants to cover a while, had better be able make Batman put two aggressive statements, installed the opportunity that compelled to hit the face to him. 虽然洛杉矶和海滨城的事情瞒不了多久,但罗素还是想多掩盖一会儿,最好能让蝙蝠侠放两句狠话,给他装逼打脸的机会。 However, Bruce deeply had not looked at Luo Su one: „You know that I will develop ‚counter- Deathstroke games armor’, therefore fights previous time, concealed the strength intentionally, wants to look at my second making a boner, right?” 然而并没有,布鲁斯深深看了罗素一眼:“你知道我会研制‘反丧钟甲’,所以上一次交手,故意隐瞒了实力,想看我第二次出丑,是吗？” Luo Su shakes the head decisively: „No, recently the style of learned, your counter- Deathstroke games armor was strongest!” 罗素断然摇头:“没有,最近才学会的招式,你的反丧钟甲还是最强的！” Bruce cold snort/hum, flips in the room, discovers a proper sickness clothing/taking to exchange, walks toward the window of corridor with the Luo Su half step. 布鲁斯冷哼一声,在屋里翻了翻,找出一件正经病服换上,和罗素快步向走廊的窗户走去。 „To present chaotic Gotham, what you have to plan?” Luo Su walks while asked that how wants to listen to the professional layout. “对现在混乱的哥谭,你有什么计划吗？”罗素边走边问,想听听专业人士如何布局。 „Manufacture fear!” “制造恐惧！” „Installs to compel the line?” “装逼行吗？” Bruce disregards the Luo Su idle talk, said own plan: „Joker/clown looked for Bane, these two people were the conduct unscrupulous lunatics, but their common grounds, they want to destroy Gotham.” 布鲁斯无视罗素的废话,说出自己的计划:“小丑去找贝恩了,这两个人都是行事肆无忌惮的疯子,但他们有一个共同点,他们都想毁灭哥谭。” Luo Su nods: „I understood, you mean, they will team up jointly, form the counter- bat alliance.” 罗素点点头:“我懂了,你的意思是,他们会联手搭档,组成反蝙蝠联盟。” „No, I mean, the dirty bomb is very at present safe, without risk of detonation.” “不,我的意思是,脏弹目前很安全,没有引爆的风险。” Bruce shot a look at Luo Su, then said: „They are the extremely self-confident and biased people, after beating my archenemy, self-confident further transform to arrogantly, they not destroying the Gotham opportunity will surrender something submissively, will therefore form an alliance will be very likely.” 布鲁斯瞥了眼罗素,接着说道:“他们都是极度自信且偏执的人,在击败我这个大敌之后,自信会进一步转化为自大,他们不会将毁灭哥谭的机会拱手让人,所以结盟的可能性很小。” „I understood, they to compete for the dirty bomb hit!” “我懂了,他们会为了争夺脏弹而打起来！” „No, they are the lunatics, but is not a fool, the possibility that hits is very low.” “不,他们是疯子,但不是傻子,打起来的可能性很低。” „......” “……” Luo Su narrows the eye slightly, he thought that oneself said right, but Bruce for show IQ, the opposition suppresses him intentionally. 罗素微微眯眼,他觉得自己说得没错,只不过布鲁斯为了秀智商,故意反对打压他。 „I do not know that whose the dirty bomb will fall in hand finally, but negotiations are unavoidable, two high IQ fellows display their wisdom and bravery, during this period, Gotham is safe.” “我不知道脏弹最后会落在谁手里,但一场谈判在所难免,两个高智商的家伙斗智斗勇,在这期间,哥谭是安全的。” Batman continues saying: „My approximate plan first controls the television station, then lightens the bat lamp, routs the avid follower in city hall by the potential of thunder. Informs widely through the television station, injects the victory to the Gotham Police Community the confidence, brings the pressure on other criminals while convenient, making them not dare to act rashly, is clean its little wiping out.” 蝙蝠侠继续说道:“我的大致计划是先控制电视台,而后点亮蝙蝠灯,以雷霆之势击溃市政大厅的狂徒。通过电视台广而告之,给哥谭警民注入胜利的信心,顺便给其余罪犯带来心理压力,让他们不敢妄动,再将其一点点拔除干净。” „Sounds very easy?” “听起来很容易？” „It is not easy!” “不容易！” Batman refuted one as usual, then said: „I need massive information, only then deepens the detail, can reduce the risk that the plan fail brings.” 蝙蝠侠照例反驳了一句,而后才说道:“我需要大量情报,只有深化细节,才能减小计划失败带来的风险。” Luo Su curls the lip: „Collection information must delay long time, when your gather intelligence ended, ten dirty bombs also exploded.” 罗素撇撇嘴:“搜集情报要耽误很长时间,等你情报搜集结束,十个脏弹也炸完了。” Bruce cold snort/hum, reveals wisdom bead in the calm smile of grasping: „Does not need me to collect the information, my steward Afu has handled, I believe that his ability, will not disappoint me.” 布鲁斯冷哼一声,露出智珠在握的沉稳笑容:“不用我搜集情报,我的管家阿福已经搞定了,我相信他的能力,不会让我失望。” „You did not fear that his was held, closes, after all your status has exposed, the villain avid followers have no reason the ignores he not to manage.” “你就不怕他被人抓住,关起来了,毕竟你的身份早就暴露,反派狂徒们没理由放任他不管。” „I believe Afu, he cannot absolutely......” “我相信阿福,他绝对不会……” Bruce heard what joke probably, disdains to cast aside excessively, the split vision looks at the corridor end the single room, immediately has a big shock: „Well, Afu?” 布鲁斯像是听到了什么笑话,不屑撇过头,余光瞄到走廊尽头的单间,顿时大惊失色:“咦,阿福？” This is the first time that Luo Su saw that Bruce reveals startled accommodates, with the waistcoat of Batman, rather than the waistcoat of second generation of rich, said with a smile immediately: „Words were too full, in the world never has absolutely, hitting the face is not!” 这是罗素第一次看到布鲁斯露出惊容,是以蝙蝠侠的马甲,而不是富二代的马甲,当即笑道:“话太满了,世界上从来就没有绝对,打脸了不是！” Bruce has not paid attention to Luo Su, impatient under crashes in the single room, holds stupor steward one to sway, the grief and indignation said: „Afu, how can you here? Hateful, is who makes into this you?” 布鲁斯没理会罗素,心急之下冲进单间,抱着昏迷的管家一阵摇晃,悲愤道:“阿福,你怎么会在这里？可恶,是谁把你打成这样的？” The long time heard that the given name of Wayne family steward, a Bruce sea blows in addition, Luo Su has been charmed for a long time, in the striding walks wants to have a look at the truth about the matter, under looks, the whole person is not good. 久闻韦恩家族管家的大名,加上布鲁斯一顿海吹,罗素早就神往已久,踏步走上想要看看庐山真面目,一看之下,整个人都不好了。 Was hugged by Bruce in the bosom man, wears the bat to fight the clothes, the thin and small figure is unable to haunch to fight the clothes, the funny feeling of not being able to say. 被布鲁斯抱在怀里的男子,身着蝙蝠战衣,瘦小的身形无法撑起战衣,说不出的滑稽感。 The Luo Su expression is unpredictable, looks at Bruce grief and indignation to want certainly, the appearance that possibly the violent walks momentarily, his expression also became funny. 罗素的表情变幻莫测,望着布鲁斯悲愤欲绝,随时可能暴走的样子,他的表情也变得滑稽了起来。 Looks familiar very much, with was just hit that person by him, is simply exactly the same! 很眼熟,和刚刚被他打得那个人,简直一模一样！ Luo Su: 〣(????) 〣 罗素:〣(????)〣 Bad, Batman regards incautiously, if biological father's senior steward hit, what to do? 糟了,一不小心把蝙蝠侠视若亲爹的老管家打了,怎么办？ Online, is very anxious! 在线等,挺急的！ „Afu, you awakes!” “阿福,你醒醒呀！” The steward stupor, Bruce looks as before fiercely: „Is Joker/clown? Hateful, merely to enrage me, starts like this to be heavy, this time I will not forgive him absolutely lightly!!” 管家依旧昏迷,布鲁斯面露狰狞:“是小丑吗？可恶,仅仅为了激怒我,就下手这么重,这次我绝对不会轻饶他！！” „......” “……” Luo Su goes forward silently, with no trace bat helmet on crooked the sharp ear strokes straight, is filled with righteous indignation saying: „Joker/clown is simply crazed, even I was unable to continue watching, what to do Bruce you said that I listen your.” 罗素默默上前,不着痕迹将蝙蝠头盔上歪了的尖耳朵捋直,义愤填膺道:“小丑简直丧心病狂,连我都看不下去了,布鲁斯你说怎么办,我都听你的。” Bruce is just about to speak, suddenly shoots a look at Alfred bat to fight the golden waistband on clothes, immediately a brow wrinkle, found the matter is not simple. 布鲁斯正要说话,突然瞥到阿尔弗雷德蝙蝠战衣上的黄金腰带,顿时眉头一皱,发现事情没那么简单。 He takes down the waistband, inspected an inside equipment: „Strange, why hasn't Joker/clown taken away Afu equipment?” 他取下腰带,检查了一下里面的装备:“奇怪,为什么小丑没把阿福身上的装备拿走？” „Yes, is quite strange, seems Joker/clown to stay here the equipment specially, takes to you are same!” Saw that Batman soon is close to the fact, Luo Su rushes to put forth the attention to shift the big law. “是啊,好奇怪,就好像小丑特意把装备留在这里,给你取走一样！”眼瞅着蝙蝠侠快要接近事实,罗素赶忙使出注意力转移大法。 „Is impossible!” “不可能！” Bruce denied decisively: „Joker/clown does not know that you can save me, even if knew, he cannot guess correctly you to cure my spine, will equip to leave the disabled person who is unable to walk, where the significance?” 布鲁斯断然否定:“小丑不知道你会来救我,即便知道了,他也猜不出你能治好我的脊骨,将装备留给一个无法走路的残废,意义何在？” The Luo Su inspiration flashes: „I thought that he is shaming you, the meaning is the general situation has decided that gives you to equip, puts you to escape, you could not save the Gotham city.” 罗素灵机一闪:“我觉得他是在羞辱你,意思是大局已定,给你装备,放你逃出去,你也拯救不了哥谭市。” Bruce nods secretly: „Is reasonable, does not rule out this possibility......” 布鲁斯暗暗点头:“有道理,不排除这种可能……” Luo Su breathes a sigh of relief gently, for own quick-witted point to praise, but was the circle passes. 罗素轻轻舒了口气,为自己的急智点赞,可算是圆过去了。 „Luo Su, troubles you to use the superpower to cure Afu!” “罗素,麻烦你用超能力把阿福治好！” „......” “……” „What's wrong, can add money?” “怎么了,要加钱？” „, This is not the issue of money!” “呃,这不是钱的问题！” Bruce puts away Alfred gently, standing up both hands hold down the shoulder of Luo Su, said unprecedentedly earnestly: „Calculates that I asked you, so long as you can cure him, regardless of later anything requested, I complied.” 布鲁斯将阿尔弗雷德轻轻放好,站起身双手按住罗素的肩膀,前所未有地认真道:“算我求你,只要你能治好他,以后无论什么要求,我都答应。” Luo Su asked subconsciously: „Is the stupid portrait of Batman also good?” 罗素下意识问道:“蝙蝠侠的沙雕写真也行？” Bruce corners of the mouth pull out, but nods seriously: „Does not have the issue!” 布鲁斯嘴角微抽,但还是郑重点头:“没有问题！” „......” “……” Luo Su hears word was more hurried, Bruce for the senior steward, does not want the face, if this knows that is hand that he moves, that also! 罗素闻言更慌了,布鲁斯为了老管家,连脸都不要了,这要是知道是他动的手,那还了得！ Thinks a super hero named Batman gazes at itself in behind silently, the Luo Su whole person is not good. 一想到有个叫蝙蝠侠的超级英雄在背后默默注视自己,罗素整个人都不好了。 „Coughs............” “咳……咳咳……” At this moment, Alfred of remaining unconscious coughs two, the long revolutions wakes: „Mr. Wayne......” 就在这时,昏迷不醒的阿尔弗雷德咳嗽两声,悠悠转醒过来:“韦恩老爷……” Bruce is overjoyed , helping up Alfred: „Afu, you how, can the body also insist?” 布鲁斯大喜过望,将阿尔弗雷德扶起:“阿福,你怎么样,身体还能坚持住吗？” Luo Su whiz one depends, a palm of the hand passed the Saint light, looks Alfred who has a ruddy complexion, stared the eye to ask round: „Steward, who is hits you, Joker/clown? Certainly is Joker/clown! Definitely is he, just I cured Bruce's breaking waist, is equal to the life-saving efforts, therefore is Joker/clown does certainly!” 罗素嗖的一下靠上去,一巴掌度过圣光,看着面色红润的阿尔弗雷德,瞪圆了眼睛问道:“管家,是谁打得你,小丑吗？一定是小丑吧！肯定是他,刚刚我治好了布鲁斯的断腰,等同救命之恩,所以一定是小丑干的！” Alfred is narrowing the eye, high and low sized up Luo Su a while, then said to Bruce: „Master, indeed is Joker/clown does.” 阿尔弗雷德眯着眼睛,上下打量了罗素一会儿,回头对布鲁斯说道:“老爷,的确是小丑干的。” Bruce silent, is staring at Luo Su fiercely: „So that's how it is, is Joker/clown does!” 布鲁斯沉默不语,猛地盯着罗素:“原来如此,是小丑干的！” Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” This grandfather and grandchild are one by one cloudy, are good to fondly remember Deadpool that stupid! 这爷俩一个比一个阴,好怀念死侍那种沙雕啊！