Hal took the order of company to fail, a larget portion of staff was unemployed because of him, what staring dumbfounded, he had not been dismissed as the chief criminal unexpectedly. 哈尔把公司的订单搞黄了,一大批员工因他而失业,瞠目结舌的是,他作为罪魁祸首居然没被开除。 It is not because his wingmanship is perfect, because his wingmanship is perfect, in situation that in everyone is unemployed, by living by pimping, kept own work. 不是因为他的飞行技术过硬,而是因为他的飞行技术过硬,在所有人都失业的情况下,靠吃软饭,保住了自己的工作。 Since childhood lost father, grew, accomplishes nothing lonely and is spurned and only has by everyone friends from childhood never-ending...... 自幼丧父、孤独成长、一事无成、被所有人唾弃、唯有青梅竹马不离不弃…… Experiencing like this many fell is not big greatly, Hal successfully welcomed the gold/metal finger, became a green Lantern Ring finger/refers of ordered by the emperor personally man. 经历了这么多大落没有大起,哈尔成功迎来金手指,成了绿灯戒指钦定的男人。 Lantern Ring: Although this goods is a trash, but doesn't his inborn lead life, whom elect him to elect? 灯戒:虽然这货是个渣渣,但他天生主角命,不选他选谁？ The standard waste firewood flows the repertoire of male lead ring, following plot approximately also similar, Hal will obtain the green Lantern Ring finger/refers, the life from now on the transition, started the tremendous changes, becomes a super hero. 标准的废柴流男主角戒指的套路,后续剧情大致也差不多,哈尔得到绿灯戒指,人生自此转折,开始了翻天覆地的变化,成为了一名超级英雄。 First, he in the Green Lantern Corps main star ‚Oa’, conducted attacked the training, grasped the small know-how that used the gold/metal finger, stepped into the super heroic threshold. 首先,他在绿灯军团的主星‘欧阿星’,进行了突击训练,掌握了使用金手指的小窍门,踏入超级英雄门槛。 Attacks the specific content of training, directs Catwoman Selina to be roughly similar to Luo Su, making rookies grow into the expert in a short time is not realistic, but helped him obtain the ability of self-preservation to be simpler, a character- punched! 突击训练的具体内容,和罗素指点猫女塞琳娜大体相似,让一个菜鸟在短时间内成长为高手不现实,但让他获得自保的能力就简单多了,一个字-揍！ Detailed, hits! 详细点,就是往死里打！ Not only devastates his physical body, but must devastate his dignity. 不光蹂躏他的肉体,还要摧残他的尊严。 Also is punches, while insulted, censured him is not worth a red cent, when he became the paramaecium that anti- punched, the training ended. 也就是一边揍,一边辱骂,把他贬得一文不值,等他成为一个抗揍的草履虫,训练就结束了。 At this time, the teacher said again kindly, although your strength difference and brain stupid, long also ugly, could not find slightly the merit from top to bottom, but organized is very satisfied with you, later protected Earth that sector peace the heavy responsibility to give you. 这时,教官再亲切表示,虽然你实力差、脑子笨、长得还丑,浑身上下找不到丝毫优点,但组织上对你还是挺满意的,以后守护地球那块扇区和平的重任就交给你了。 A Hal face compels to return to Earth ignorant, does not know completely had anything. 哈尔一脸懵逼回到地球,完全不知道发生了什么。 Becoming superpower from the waste firewood, doubts except for every day practices the level, ganging up with the younger sister is also essential. 从废柴一跃成为超能力者,除了每天打怪练级,勾搭妹子也必不可少。 Looks over in the future, this rotten vulgar repertoire suits all leads, Hal is no exception, he has the courage to make eyes at to friends from childhood Carol. 纵观过去未来,这个烂俗的套路适合所有主角,哈尔也不例外,他鼓起勇气向青梅竹马卡萝暗送秋波。 After their first test flight, this is the first time that he talked with Carol on own initiative, the process is complete, he changes body Green Lantern, successfully performed the hero to rescue beautiful. 在两人第一次试飞之后,这是他第一次主动和卡萝搭话,过程非常圆满,他变身绿灯侠,成功上演了英雄救美。 Pitifully only with ‚the Angel event’ collision, Green Lantern just frothed over, was submerged by the megatsunami, the sectors of major newspaper office dried beancurd sizes have not left him continually together. 只可惜和‘天使事件’撞车,绿灯侠刚冒泡,就被大海啸淹没,各大报社连一块豆腐干大小的版块都没留给他。 Although downs on one's luck, but Hal is still confident, he believes that oneself can be hot, a time is not good twice, have no reason the time to come across the big event. 虽然时运不济,但哈尔依旧信心十足,他坚信自己能火,一次不行就两次,没理由次次都遇到大事件。 At dusk, Hal changes the body green hero on time, the high-speed flight goes to the Ferris Commercial Aircraft Corporation, prepares to expose the real status to Carol, makes up a delayed confession while convenient. 傍晚时分,哈尔变身绿色侠准点出发,高速飞行前往费里斯飞机制造公司,准备向卡萝揭露真实身份,顺便补上一个迟来的告白。 Right, last night saved your super hero is I, starting today, I will not live by pimping again! 没错,昨晚拯救你的超级英雄就是我,从今天开始,我不会再吃软饭了！ Moves Carol to surrender on own initiative, he has white rich and beautiful, takes the post of CEO, steps onto the life peak, thinks a little to be excitedly small. 感动不已的卡萝主动投怀送抱,他坐拥白富美,出任ceo,走上人生巅峰,想想还有点小激动。 The Ferris Commercial Aircraft Corporation headquarters building, situated in an occupying land area huge runway side, the company except for the operation civil airliner, is mainly primarily various countries' military order, is powerful. 费里斯飞机制造公司总部大楼,位于一处占地庞大的机场跑道侧边,公司除了经营民用客机,主要以各国军方订单为主,实力雄厚。 Hal from the upper air whereabouts, arrives at the president office balcony, looks at the friends from childhood enchanting back, cannot bear reveal crazily smiles foolishly. But thinks is a positive character, quickly erases the drool of mouth, did not look askance to sound the window. 哈尔从高空下落,来到总裁办公室阳台,看着青梅竹马妖娆的背影,忍不住露出痴痴傻笑。但一想自己是个正面人物,急忙抹掉嘴边的哈喇子,目不斜视敲响了落地窗。 Carol sits in the office the postil document, the successor as Ferris Commercial Aircraft Corporation, her father has intended to make her receive various matters concerned of company, therefore the routine work is busy, frequently works overtime. 卡萝坐在办公室内批注文件,作为费里斯飞机制造公司的继承人,她的父亲一直有意让她接收公司的各项事宜,因此日常工作非常繁忙,经常加班加点。 Displaces, is her father every night the night non- home to return, old in years but young in heart, lingers at various social gatherings. 取而代之的,是她父亲每晚夜不归宿,人老心不老,流连于各种社交聚会。 Carol is young, is actually not a vase and so on role, the dedication is extremely strong, except for is the ace in company, on control of family industry also like a fish in water, takes over various work that the father appointed with ease. 卡萝年轻漂亮,却绝非花瓶之类的角色,事业心极强,除了是公司的王牌驾驶员,在家族产业的把控上也如鱼得水,轻松接手了父亲指派的各项工作。 Simply speaking, married this woman to be able little to struggle for 100 years, died motionless also to live after marriage lazily to incite sleek/moist. 简单来说,娶了这女人能少奋斗100年,婚后死懒不动也能活得有滋有润。 Perhaps because the dedication is too strong, Carol and Hal have flirted with the eyes obviously, even has also rolled the bed sheet secretly, but cannot arrive goes together. 或许正是因为事业心太强,卡萝和哈尔明明早已眉来眼去,甚至还偷偷滚过床单,但就是走不到一块去。 Intended to save own green hero regarding yesterday, others not clear status, Carol has the approximate guess, she knows that Hal was the contradictory aggregate that a self-respect felt inferior, the opposite party did not say, she pretends does not know. 对于昨天出手救下自己的绿色英雄,别人不清楚身份,卡萝已经有了大致猜测,她知道哈尔是个自尊自卑的矛盾集合体,对方不说,她就假装不知道。 At this moment, out of the window green light sprinkles together, according to the Carol whole body is green, turns around, saw super green Hal. 就在这时,窗外一道绿光洒下,照得卡萝全身绿幽幽的,一转身,就看到了超级绿的哈尔。 As if a green light source, so long as he appears, the whole world is green! 仿佛一个绿色光源,只要他出现,整个世界都是绿的！ In the Carol heart laughed in one's heart, shoves open the window, both hands holds the shoulder to prepare to listen to Hal to say anything. 卡萝心中暗笑,推开落地窗,双手抱肩准备听听哈尔想要说些什么。 „Good evening, Madame, yesterday had not said goodbye with enough time, are you good?” The Hal calm voice, was not seen through by own real status as far as possible, must give a Carol pleasant surprise. “晚上好,女士,昨天没有来得及告别,你还好吗？”哈尔沉着嗓音,尽量不让自己的真实身份被看穿,要给卡萝一个惊喜。 „Indeed, last night matter I should say that thanks, after all you rescued my life.” “的确,昨晚的事情我应该说一声谢谢,毕竟你救了我的命。” Hal complexion one positive: „You're welcome, labor of duty, this is I should do.” 哈尔面色一正:“不用谢,本职工作,这是我应该做的。” Carol nods, then asked the sentence: „Since is this, what you also do ask me to make?” 卡萝点点头,然后问了句:“既然是这样,你还来找我做什么？” „......” “……” Hal had nothing to say in reply, yes, saving others in the water and fire was the labor of duty of super hero, he also came to do, came to deceive the artillery taking advantage of the life-saving efforts? 哈尔无言以对,是咯,救人于水火是超级英雄的本职工作,那他还来干什么,借着救命之恩上门骗炮？ Has not deceived, appears itself to cultivate the behavior is defeated very much, becoming was worse, was equal to itself green oneself. 没骗成,显得自己做人很失败,成了更糟,等同于自己绿了自己。 Hal is quite puzzled, the one had only known, brings to light the status directly, where looks like the present, entering does not draw back is not. 哈尔好纠结,早知如此,就直接挑明身份,哪像现在,进也不是退也不是。 „Hal, yes you are right?” “哈尔,是你对吧？” The critical moment, is Carol is intimate, delivered a stair on own initiative. 关键时刻,还是卡萝贴心,主动送了个台阶。 „Card, Carol, how you know are I, my where attire not like?” Hal loses in great surprise...... has not changed colors, is still that green. “卡,卡萝,你怎么知道是我,我哪里装得不像吗？”哈尔大惊失……没有失色,依然是那么绿。 „How to know? You turn into grey me to know! I have seen the appearance of your light/only buttocks, wants to recognize is too easy. You think that wipes the green the whole body, wears the stupid same green eye-shade again, couldn't I recognize?” “怎么知道？你化成灰我都认识！我见过你光屁股的样子,想认出来太容易了。你以为把全身抹成绿色,再戴个沙雕一样绿色眼罩,我就认不出来了？” Carol is pointing at the head of Hal speechless: „You have not even changed the hairstyle, the truth told you, last night I recognized, but you without saying, I , there would be no to ask.” 卡萝无语指着哈尔的脑袋:“你甚至连发型都没换,实话告诉你,昨晚我就认出来了,但你没说,我也就没问。” „......” “……” Hal ridicules awkwardly, the pleasant surprise of careful preparation malingers, became him on the contrary in frightened, does not know at once said anything is good. 哈尔尴尬讪笑,精心准备的惊喜泡汤,反倒成了他在受惊,一时之间不知说什么是好。 „This super hero, can satisfy a fans desire, takes me to fly in the space?” Carol embraces the neck of Hal with a smile, dependence on his shoulder. “这位超级英雄,能满足粉丝一个愿望,带上我在天上飞一圈吗？”卡萝笑着揽住哈尔的脖子,将头依靠在他肩上。 How the domineering intelligent woman, longs for again the shoulder depends upon, Hal two days was watched by her on own initiative, this was a good start, Hal no longer evades as before, making her go to pursue but actually. 再怎么强势聪明的女人,都渴望有一个肩膀依靠,哈尔这两天的主动都被她看在眼里,这是一个好的开始,哈尔不再和以前一样逃避,让她去倒追了。 A Hal face compels ignorant: „Well, you are the ace in company, hasn't flown enough?” 哈尔一脸懵逼:“咦,你是公司的王牌驾驶员,还没飞够吗？” „Shut up, making you fly you to fly, which so many idle talk.” “闭嘴,让你飞你就飞,哪那么多废话。” „!” “哦！” Hal embraces Carol to rush to the sky, can demonstrate that to the utmost own ability, a while flies S, a while flies B, once for a while also the roar roar haha shouted two throats. 哈尔揽住卡萝冲上天空,极尽所能展示自己的能力,一会儿飞成s,一会儿飞成b,时不时还吼吼哈哈喊两嗓子。 Until lowers the head looked the Carol lip is blue with cold, this responded, the opposite party only wore an unpadded garment, flew to take to the hospital again, quickly fell from the sky. 直到低头一看卡萝嘴唇冻得发青,这才反应过来,对方只穿了一件单衣,再飞下去就该送医院了,急急忙忙从天空落下。 „Carol, are you all right?” “卡萝,你没事吧？” Carol at hand-held volume: „Was ruined, I only think that now a person is static.” 卡萝以手扶额:“糟透了,我现在只想一个人静静。” „...... That you rest well, I first walked.” “呃……那你好好休息,我先走了。” „Idiot, you halt to me!” “白痴,你给我站住！” The Carol supercilious look turns, speechless say/way: „Hal, in this case, you should not leave, but studies the gentleman, lends me your shoulder on own initiative.” 卡萝白眼一翻,无语道:“哈尔,在这种情况下,你不该离开,而是学习绅士,主动把你的肩膀借给我。” „But such too did not respect you!” “可那样太不尊重你了！” „Shut up, depends to come your shoulder, so many idle talk.” “闭嘴,把你的肩膀靠过来,那么多废话。” Then, two people by one, Hal told that difficultly obtains green Lantern Ring finger/refers of passing: „The Green Lantern Corps headquarters in Oa, had existed for 3 billion years, after the innumerable every large or small wars, is defending the universe peace. Green Lantern Corps is centered on Oa 3600 sectors that is divided into the universe......” 就这样,两人艰难靠在了一起,哈尔讲述起得到绿灯戒指的过往:“绿灯军团的总部在欧阿星,已存在了三十亿年,历经无数大大小小的战争,保卫着宇宙和平。绿灯军团以欧阿星为中心,将宇宙分成的3600个扇区……” Carol heard to be about to fall asleep, spent month before last under not to think made anything, unexpectedly told the story, moreover this story was bad and long, but also was very rotten, made the movie definitely to throw the street. 卡萝听得快睡着了,花前月下不想着做点什么,居然讲故事,而且这故事又臭又长,还很烂,拍成电影肯定扑街。 „Green Lantern Corps chooses the member from the entire universe, often on a star, only then one to two people becomes Green Lantern......” “绿灯军团从整个宇宙中挑选成员,往往一个星球上,只有一到二人成为绿灯侠……” „Hal!” “哈尔！” „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „I was stranded, you can roll.” “我困了,你可以滚了。” Carol is saying, shoves open to bored exploding Hal, hits is breathing out to return to the office, prepares the compartmented bedroom to rest, just shoved open the window not to walk two steps to stop. 卡萝说着,推开无聊到爆的哈尔,打着哈气回到办公室,准备去隔间的卧室休息一下,刚推开落地窗没走两步就停了下来。 „Hal, do you also follow I to do?” “哈尔,你还跟着我干什么？” „You said that at this time I must learn/study the gentleman, cannot respect you.” “你说的,这时候我要学习绅士,不能尊重你。” (??) (??) „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „It‘s nothing, thought that you were too intelligent.” “没什么,就是觉得你太聪明了。” At this moment, which Carol can also unable to look, the silly type before Hal installs, or the part installs. 事到如今,卡萝哪还能看不出来,哈尔之前的傻样都是装出来的,或者有一部分是装出来的。 The men when offtracking, IQ are close to Einstein, when deceiving the woman goes to bed, is as good as Tesla and Newton, will not let off any opportunity is not missed that inquires about the truth. 男人在出轨时,智商接近于爱因斯坦,在骗女人上床时,亦不亚于特斯拉和牛顿,不会放过任何一个探寻真理的可趁之机。 Carol turned several supercilious looks continually, is pondering over Hal , if using strongly, cannot definitely be victorious he, even if the call prays for rescue, waited for the person to come still late. Weighs the advantages and disadvantages, must eat up this owing, admitted the window it. 卡萝一连翻了几个白眼,琢磨着哈尔要是用强,肯定打不过他,就算呼声求救,等人来也晚了。权衡利弊,只得吃下这个亏,将其放进了落地窗。 Saw that the heavenly thunder rouses the fire, pair of people will soon recite one ‚static nocturnal revery’, just Angel drops from the clouds, stopped them promptly. 眼瞅着天雷勾动地火,一对狗男女即将吟上一首‘静夜思’,正义的天使从天而降,及时制止了他们。 Bang!!! 轰！！！ Three pairs of black wings block from the entire balcony, Luo Su are built on the railing, occupies a commanding position to look at untidy Carol...... Hal. 三对黑色羽翼遮住整个阳台,罗素立于围栏上,居高临下看着衣衫不整的卡萝……身边的哈尔。 „Did the Green Lantern Corps person, a little meaning, their agrees acknowledge human finally?” “绿灯军团的人,有点意思,他们终于肯承认人类了吗？” Recognizing snatched the big shot of oneself headline, Hal quickly put on the eye-shade, tried to cover own status. 认出是抢了自己头条的大佬,哈尔急急忙忙戴上眼罩,试图掩盖自己的身份。 „Does not use, I know that you are Hal Jordan, the test pilot in Ferris Commercial Aircraft Corporation.” Luo Su draws in the wing to fall to the ground, the heading on green light, making him lift the hand to obstruct under the eye subconsciously. “不用了,我知道你是哈尔・乔丹,费里斯飞机制造公司的试飞员。”罗素收拢羽翼落地,扑面而来的绿光,让他下意识抬手遮了下眼睛。 Before watched the movie, he wants to complain, this was also too green, felt that the progress bar became green. 以前看电影时,他就想吐槽,这也太绿了,感觉进度条都变绿了。