AE :: Volume #17 我讨厌DC

#680: The matter of Batman, has what relations with my Bruce Wayne


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Messy building rooftop! 烂尾楼天台! The kitty lies down on the sand beach chair sleeps soundly, resting the posture is very ungraceful, the delicate boneless, is spreading like the liquid generally. 猫咪躺在沙滩椅上酣睡,睡姿很不雅,柔弱无骨,如同液体一般摊着。 Simply speaking, this cat sleeps is flat, sometimes will also drip from the sand beach chair like the water. 简单来说,这只猫睡觉的时候是扁的,有时还会像水一样从沙滩椅上淌下去。 The tired reason is this is only not the good cat, was fickle and quests for Sichuan after conquering Gansu, has Luo Su this to be willing greatly throwing money, shovel excrement officer who served delicious tastily, it was dissatisfied, last night in some lover family/home insane, dawn swayed, dragging along the exhausted body to go home. 困乏的原因是这只不是好猫,朝三暮四、得陇望蜀,有了罗素这个愿意大把撒钱,好吃好喝伺候的铲屎官,它仍不满足,昨晚在某个野女人家里疯了一宿,天亮才摇摇晃晃,拖着疲惫的身躯回家。 Knew that the kitty had the extraordinary ability, Luo Su checked the related information specially, the determination was an egyptian mau of fickle widowed righteousness. 得知猫咪拥有非凡的能力,罗素特意查了相关资料,确定是一只薄情寡义的埃及猫。 All over the body gray, on the hair has the streak of alike leopard, the build is moderate, is the punctual tigroid bodies to plant, the cat that because naturally forms the punctual pattern plants, is honored as small-scale leopard. 通体灰色,毛发上带有像豹的斑纹,体型适中,属于点状虎斑种,因为自然形成点状花纹的猫种,被誉为‘小型豹’。 What is most mysterious, in the foreheads of its forehead, has a design of taking the form of scarab. 最神奇的是,在它额头的眉宇之间,有着一个形似圣甲虫的图案。 Luo Su does not understand to the cat very much, the request is not high, can to rub on the line, but he has to acknowledge, on the appearance, this egyptian mau has the market very much, beckons then pile of shovel excrement licks the face to collect. 罗素对猫不是很懂,要求也不高,能撸就行,但他不得不承认,就卖相而言,这只埃及猫很有市场,招招手便有一堆铲屎的舔着脸凑上来。 At this time the colorful Yanggao photo, the Luo Su upper body floral shirt, the lower part of the body board shorts, sit under the parasol the fan the fan. 此时艳阳高照,罗素上身花衬衫,下身沙滩裤,坐在遮阳伞下扇着扇子。 To the egyptian mau the fan fan is impossible, loose and fickle the flavor of fellow whole body lover, Luo Su decides first to dry in the sun its 45 hours, when the air/Qi disappeared then forgives it. 给埃及猫扇扇子是不可能,水性杨花的家伙满身野女人的味道,罗素决定先晾它四五个小时,等气消了再原谅它。 His fan fan, is baking! 他扇扇子,是在烧烤! The big gold chain is too vulgar, the full nouveau riche regards the feeling, does not conform to he fine graceful life. Therefore, although is the disposition that the sunglasses bake, on the nape of the neck is hanging is actually the star light sapphire Cross necklace. 大金链子太俗,满满暴发户既视感,不符合他精致优雅的生活态度。所以,虽然是墨镜烧烤的配置,脖颈上挂着的却是星光蓝宝石十字架项链。 This is very graceful, was very low-key! 这就很优雅,很低调了! The rooftop gate was shoved open, the enterprise line extremely deep new assistant slightly runs to Luo Su side: Boss, the honored guest comes to visit, is waiting in the office, one side wants to see with you.” 天台门被推开,事业线极深的新助理小跑至罗素身边:“老板,有一位贵客上门拜访,在办公室等着,想和您见一面。” Luo Su flips the barbecue, the brow selects: Honored guest! Expensive?” 罗素翻了翻烤肉,眉头一挑:“贵客!有多贵?” Very expensive/noble that should be Gotham is most expensive.” “很贵的那种,应该是哥谭最贵的。” „, Making him come up, I am disinclined.” “哦,让他上来吧,我懒得下去。” The assistant is: But...... the boss, he is Bruce Wayne, the chairman in Wayne Group, I thought that you go to the office to see him is quite good personally.” 助理为难道:“可是……老板,他是布鲁斯・韦恩,韦恩集团的董事长,我觉得您还是亲自去办公室见他比较好。” Luo Su stops the movement on hand, drew the sunglasses, catches the eye to look to the female assistant, discovers unable to see the face, supine, the field of vision was backward clear. 罗素停下手上的动作,拉了拉墨镜,抬眼看向女助理,发现看不到脸,向后仰了一下,视野才清晰起来。 The assistant looked at the whole body is not comfortable by the Luo Su look, the stutter said: Boss, improper what has?” 助理被罗素的眼神看得浑身不自在,结结巴巴道:“老板,有什么不妥吗?” „It is not improper, is very improper! You have the wages that I am paying out, the elbow actually turns toward the chairman in Wayne Group to turn, you said to look, I do want you to have what using?” “不是不妥,是非常不妥!你拿着我发的工资,胳膊肘却向着韦恩集团的董事长拐,你说说看,我要你有何用?” The Luo Su tone is discontented: Tomorrow you will not need to go to work, goes to Wayne Group to report!” 罗素语气不满:“明天你不用来上班了,去韦恩集团报道吧!” But...... but the boss, today is my first day goes to work!” “可……可是老板,今天是我第一天上班啊!” A female assistant face compelled, what to have ignorant, how to be unemployed suddenly, was her enterprise line the ornaments is inadequate? 女助理一脸懵逼,发生了什么,怎么突然就失业了,难道她的事业线是摆设不成? Bang! 嘭! The gate of rooftop was shoved open again, Bruce surface like the spring breeze, has the bright smile: Luo Su, my old friend, what matter makes you fly into a rage, can say with me?” 天台的门再次被推开,布鲁斯面如春风,带着灿烂的笑容:“罗素,我的老友,什么事让你大发雷霆,能和我说说吗?” Bruce, did you come? Really, suddenly comes, does not inform one ahead of time.” Luo Su throws down the fan, stood up with a smile, goes forward to hug ruthlessly with Bruce. “布鲁斯,你怎么来了?真是的,说来就来,也不提前通知一声。”罗素丢下扇子,笑着站起身,上前和布鲁斯狠狠抱了一下。 Meets again after a long separation always makes one recall with deep feeling, two people laughs, while makes an effort to whip the back of old friend, as if patted lightly, cannot express happily. 久别重逢总是令人感怀,两人一边大笑,一边用力拍打着老友的后背,仿佛拍轻了,根本表达不出自己有多高兴。 Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang- 嘭!嘭!嘭!嘭— Pats is patting, Bruce first could not bear, soon coughs shortly the hemorrhage, shoves open Luo Su layer on layer/heavily, uniform two tones said with a smile: Waiter, why gets angry, was I makes your assistant feel embarrassed?” 拍着拍着,布鲁斯先受不了了,眼瞅着快要咳出血,重重推开罗素,匀了两口气笑道:“伙计,为什么发火,是我让你的助理为难了吗?” Yes, she said you in the office I, but also suggested that I get down to receive you personally, looked at this saying saying that she did not understand among us is anything relates.” Luo Su holds on Bruce, two people to sitting near baking frame, complained: She has my wages, is actually placed you in first, I see her like this to lick you, angrily, making her go to Wayne Group to go to work tomorrow.”. “是啊,她说你在办公室等我,还建议我亲自下去接见你,瞧这话说的,她根本不懂我们之间是什么关系。”罗素拉住布鲁斯,两人对坐在烧烤架边上,抱怨道:“她拿着我的工资,却把你摆在第一位,我见她这么舔你,一气之下,让她明天去韦恩集团上班。”。 Minor matter, do not care.” “小事,别放在心上。” Bruce smiles, turns around to look to the female assistant, discovered that cannot see the face of opposite party, latter supine one saw clearly, a name card hands over: Tomorrow goes to Wayne Financial group human resources department, reports my name, they will give you to arrange the appropriate post.” 布鲁斯爽朗一笑,转身看向女助理,发现看不见对方的脸,后仰了一下才看清,一张名片递过去:“明天去韦恩财团人事部,报我的名字,他们会给你安排合适的岗位。” Thank you, Mr. Wayne.” “谢谢您,韦恩先生。” The assistant bends the waist, the movement stopped for one second, both hands received the name card, this dimple such as the flower leaves rooftop. 助理弯下腰,动作停顿了一秒,双手接过名片,这才笑靥如花离开天台。 As for former boss Luo Su, the female assistant said that does not remember who he was. 至于前老板罗素,女助理表示已经不记得他是谁了。 Luo Su sees this supercilious look to turn, said ill-humoredly: Bruce, your playboy comes to make anything, first reaches an agreement, if not put on the party of clothes basically, I have abstained.” 罗素见此白眼一翻,没好气道:“布鲁斯,你这个花花公子上门做什么,先说好,如果是基本不穿衣服的派对,我已经戒了。” Waiter, I heard that your lump of dog deng heats up, became the unbearable stink, visited you specially. But your attitude, simply no logical expression , because my chest front hasn't worn the white bloom?” “伙计,我听说你这坨狗屎重新加热,又变得臭不可闻了,才专程来探望你。可你这态度,简直没有一句人话,是因为我胸前没有佩戴白花吗?” Bruce is benign, frequently abides by the principle that Wayne family politeness treats people. 布鲁斯和颜悦色,时刻恪守韦恩家族礼貌待人的原则。 Other like this said that if were not my mood were good last night, today wears the white bloom the person who sang to dance in the grave mound, should be I am right!” Luo Su shows a faint smile, from baking the frame takes up one point of ripe meat string, handed over toward Bruce. “别这么说,如果不是昨晚我心情好,今天佩戴白花在坟头唱歌跳舞的人,应该是我才对!”罗素微微一笑,从烧烤架上拿起一分熟的肉串,朝布鲁斯递了过去。 Bruce received the meat string, places to bake on the frame, opened one bottle of beer, drinks to heart's content saying: Impressive, you change are very big, I think that you will deny directly.” 布鲁斯接过肉串,放在烧烤架上,开了一瓶啤酒,畅饮道:“让人刮目相看,你变化很大,我以为你会直接否认。” Mask is not used to protect itself, but is used to protect person, unfortunately, my side no one, admitted and denied that is same.” Luo Su was saying words that only then two people can understand. “面具不是用来保护自己,而是用来保护身边的人,很不巧,我身边没有任何人,承认和否认都一样。”罗素说着只有两人才能听懂的话。 Then I returned to the proper topic......” “那么我就言归正传了……” Bruce receives the playboy face that looks down on the world, said indifferently: Deathstroke, what do you prepare to make? Also, you strength of where from obtaining?” 布鲁斯收起玩世不恭的纨绔脸,冷漠道:“丧钟,你准备做什么?还有,你从哪得到的力量?” Bruce, since you changed into the waistcoat of Batman, the sound should also trade, with that type...... did not look that the captions I do not know you are saying anything's sound.” “布鲁斯,既然你换成了蝙蝠侠的马甲,声音是不是也该换一下,用那种……不看字幕我根本不知道你在说什么的声音。” Luo Su is saying, takes up one bunch of barbecues, eats while said: Punches the Zombie sauce, closes/obstructs leans dying short mother Batman!” 罗素说着,拿起一串烤肉,边吃边说:“揍丧尸酱,闭靠死矮母百特曼!” „......” “……” Bruce did not say a word, not sense of humor, Luo Su shrugged: You were too senseless, walks the hero in darkness, this/should smiles. Believes me, if you a smiling face execution justice, were guaranteeing that the criminals night does not dare to go out.” 布鲁斯一言不发,毫无幽默感,罗素耸耸肩:“你太无趣了,行走在黑暗之中的英雄,就该多笑笑。相信我,你要是咧着一张笑脸执行正义,保证罪犯们夜里都不敢出门。” Replied that my issue, you strength of where from obtaining?” “回答我的问题,你从哪得到的力量?” Which can also from, naturally be I!” “还能从哪,当然是我自己!” Bruce disdains saying: Hehe, depends on your lump of dog deng?” 布鲁斯不屑道:“呵呵,就凭你这坨狗屎?” Luo Su returns to disdain: Little looks down upon the person, your daytime time is also lump of dog deng, installing stupid is not your privilege, I can also.” 罗素回以不屑:“少看不起人,你白天的时候也是一坨狗屎,装沙雕不是你的特权,我也会。” No, you have not installed, you are really stupid! 不,你没有装,你是真沙雕 Two people vision looking at each other, Luo Su detected that Bruce's the meaning of despising, cold snort/hum a vocal cord he is leaving rooftop, arrives at own gym. 两人目光对视,罗素察觉到布鲁斯的鄙视之意,冷哼一声带着他离开天台,来到自己的健身房。 Luo Su is pointing at the vertical advancement glider of corner abandonment: No matter you do believe that this machine is I builds personally.” 罗素指着墙角边报废的垂直推进滑翔机:“不管你信不信,这台机器就是我亲手打造的。” In this gym? The tool, do not tell me, what you use is a hammer?” “在这间健身房?工具呢,千万别告诉我,你用的是锤子?” Looked that your forehead is so big, sends the border line to start to struggle, really suffices intelligently......” “看你脑门那么大,发际线开始挣扎,果然够聪明……” Luo Su is saying, takes up the hammer that buys newly to walk to go forward, pingpong knocks randomly, during Bruce is dumbfounded, the glider that will discard pounds to restore old ways newly such as. 罗素说着,拿起新买的锤子走上前,乒乒乓乓一阵乱敲,在布鲁斯目瞪口呆之中,将报废的滑翔机砸到复旧如新。 „Is this your ability?” “这是你的能力吗?” Bruce narrows both eyes, depresses the heart panic-stricken, his paper money ability is very unreasonable, but compared with Luo Su, is not worth mentioning simply. 布鲁斯微眯双目,压下心头的惊骇,他的钞能力已经很不合理了,但和罗素相比,简直不值一提。 Ok, Batman, what question but also there is? If no, the front right turns, I do not deliver.” “好了,蝙蝠侠,还有什么疑问吗?没有的话,前方右拐,我就不送了。” Bruce coldly said: No matter you really want to be a super hero, I first warned your one, if you dare to run amuck in Gotham, I will certainly make you pay the price, because I was......” 布鲁斯冷冷道:“不管你是不是真的想做一个超级英雄,我先警告你一句,如果你敢在哥谭胡作非为,我一定会让你付出代价,因为我是……” Because you are Batman!” “因为你是百特曼!” Luo Su vies to answer first, making Bruce be speechless , to continue saying: I understand that your meaning, after all is Gotham exploded city, cannot withstand too tosses about.” 罗素抢答,让布鲁斯无话可说,继续道:“我明白你的意思,毕竟是哥谭・又炸了・市,经不起太多折腾。” You understand well.” “你明白就好。” Luo Su said earnestly: Believes me, my dream since childhood is to become a super hero, the time attack crime, the justice and peace. The dream of childhood supports me to try hard to the present, I may feel the conscience saying that I was a good person, never handled the matter that anything has broken the law.” 罗素认真道:“相信我,我从小的梦想就是成为一名超级英雄,时刻打击犯罪,维护正义与和平。儿时的梦想支撑我努力到现在,我可摸着良心说,我是一个好人,从未做过什么违法乱纪的事情。” Snort, is thought by usury merchant not like this that you control.” “哼,被你控制的高利贷商人可不这么认为。” The Luo Su brow selects: What's wrong, can Batman who the just heart is in flood, demand the justice for the usury merchants?” 罗素眉头一挑:“怎么,正义心泛滥的蝙蝠侠,要为高利贷商人们讨还公道?” I am not bored.” “我没那么无聊。” Bruce indeed does not have Holy Mother that he is the dark knight, super hero who is different from the positive sunlight, but is not the method extreme anti-hero, the usury merchant is not in his bottom line. 布鲁斯的确没那么圣母,他是黑暗骑士,有别于积极阳光的超级英雄,但也不是手段偏激的反英雄,高利贷商人不在他的底线之内。 Such being the case, made us end this not happy exchange!” Luo Su lifts hand one finger/refers: ” Front right turns is a front door, does not walk, I manual make you leave. ” “既然如此,就让我们结束这一次不愉快的交流吧!”罗素抬手一指:”前方右拐就是大门,再不走,我手动让你离开。” Batman and Deathstroke indeed have nothing to chat, but......” Bruce grim revolution, incarnation no brain second generation of rich: But Bruce Wayne and Luo Su have the together debt dispute, needs to process.” “蝙蝠侠和丧钟的确没什么好聊的,但是……”布鲁斯冷面一转,化身无脑富二代:“但是布鲁斯・韦恩和罗素还有一起债务纷争,需要处理一下。” Regarding the Luo Su nonsense, Bruce is a character does not believe that even believed that the emergency measure of correspondence will still continue to carry out. 对于罗素的鬼话,布鲁斯是一个字也不信的,即便信了,对应的紧急措施也会继续执行。 However, now he also very tricky things must process, the picture in Luo Su, several hundred black history, must destroy as soon as possible. 不过,现在他还有一件非常棘手的事情要处理,罗素手里的照片,几百张黑历史,必须尽快销毁。 Debt dispute......” “债务纷争……” Luo Su sipped the lip, will explain anything, one stack of loan contracts on the racket on the face, entire 5000 ten thousand USD, patting his face were blue. 罗素抿了下嘴唇,正要解释什么,一沓借款合同就拍在了脸上,整整5000万美刀,拍得他脸都青了。 Luo Su is not a preparation does not have, last night dug the pit: „The matter about debt, my vertical advancement glider value 2 hundred million USD, how this account should calculate?” 罗素也不是一点准备都没有,昨晚就挖好了坑:“关于债务的事情,我的垂直推进滑翔机价值二亿美刀,这笔账该怎么算?” Bruce chuckle continues: That is Batman destroys, he had walked, now I am Bruce Wayne, said uselessly these with me.” 布鲁斯轻笑不止:“那是蝙蝠侠打坏的,他已经走了,现在我是布鲁斯・韦恩,和我说这些没用。” Simply put, the matter of Batman, has no relations with his Bruce Wayne, Batman destroyed the glider, should ask Batman to sue for damages. 言下之意,蝙蝠侠的事,和他布鲁斯・韦恩没有任何关系,蝙蝠侠打坏了滑翔机,理应去找蝙蝠侠索赔。 The Luo Su look is bad: Illuminated your like this saying that Deathstroke issues in the photograph of Batman the network tonight, was uninterested with my Luo Su!” 罗素眼神不善:“照你这么说,丧钟今晚把蝙蝠侠的玉照发布到网络上,也和我罗素毫无关系咯!” „......” X2 “……”x2 The scene instantaneous is dignified, failing to agree half a word are many, Bruce cold sound stands up, walks in the front door direction. 场面瞬间凝重起来,话不投机半句多,布鲁斯冷声站起,朝大门方向走去。 „The issue of debt, I will make the attorney come with you to discuss, is mentally prepared, is waiting for the subpoena of court! If cannot repay, this building will be included within under my name,...... leaves Gotham as for you!” “债务的问题,我会让律师来和你谈,做好心理准备,等着法庭的传票吧!如果赔不起,这栋大楼将会划入我名下,至于你……就此离开哥谭!” Looks the back that Bruce is leaving, Luo Su shakes the head again and again: Right that Joker/clown said that Batman has the schizophrenia, should bring in Arkham.” 望着布鲁斯离开的背影,罗素连连摇头:“小丑说的对,蝙蝠侠有精神分裂,应该搬进阿卡姆。” After 30 seconds, his two racket, quickly inspects in the room, by the sinister intention of Batman, definitely left behind anything in the room. 三十秒过后,他两手一拍,急急忙忙在房间里检查起来,以蝙蝠侠的险恶用心,肯定在房间里留下了什么。
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