„Luo Su, ruse of inflicting an injury on oneself is what meaning, I cannot understand. You know that I study few!” Deadpool spread starting innocently, withdrew silently two steps, simultaneously drew out the back double blade. “罗素,苦肉计是什么意思,我不是很能听得懂。你知道的,我读书少！”死侍无辜摊了下手,默默退后两步,同时拔出了背后的双刀。 Clang! 锵！ The Adamantium blade comes out of the sheath, Luo Su sneers saying: „Wade, do not install purely, your old bird, you understands my meaning.” 艾德曼合金刀出鞘,罗素冷笑说道:“韦德,别装纯了,你这只老鸟,你懂我的意思。” Deadpool shakes the head again and again: „No, I did not understand you saying that I understood your meaning am what meaning!” 死侍连连摇头:“不,我不懂你说我懂你的意思是什么意思！” „No, you understood me saying that what meaning you understood my meaning are, otherwise did you draw a sword to do?” “不,你懂我说你懂我的意思是什么意思,不然你拔刀干什么？” The Luo Su good words persuaded, is speaking the cold blood brutal words: „Wade, making me cut a blade! On a blade and ensure you will not feel the pain, at the appointed time I will edit the script of overtime air fight police to take off/escape the crime perfectly, your sacrifice was worth. You cannot be victorious my, gives up!” 罗素好言相劝,说着冷血无情的话:“韦德,让我砍一刀！就一刀,保证你不会感觉到痛苦,届时我会编个超时空战警的剧本完美脱罪,你的牺牲是值得的。况且,你是打不过我的,放弃吧！” „It is not willing the energy, the super hero never the word to abandon.” “不肯能,超级英雄永不言弃。” „Suddenly appears in the bank safe-deposit vaults, the body also holds the cash, you said that you are the super hero, who believes?” “突然出现在银行保险库,身上还揣着现金,你说你是超级英雄,谁信呐？” „The script of overtime air fight police is absurder, moreover do not forget, on USD has your fingerprint, must die dies together, gave up any idea of that makes me be a scapegoat.” “超时空战警的剧本更加荒唐,而且你不要忘了,美刀上有你的指纹,要死一起死,休想让我一个人背锅。” „Snort!” x2 “哼！”x2 The stupid general dialogue end, on day of one second of also friendship two people that was higher than draws swords, in safe cabinet ping bell pang lang to cutting. 沙雕一般的对话结束,上一秒还情义比天高的二人拔刀相向,在保险柜里里乒铃乓啷对砍了起来。 The anaesthesia mist of vent releases unceasingly, in two anomaly means to room does not have. 通风口的麻醉雾气不断释放,对屋内的两个变态却一点办法也没有。 Deadpool has the self-recovery factor, the self- repair capability is more exaggerating than genuine Wolverine, toxicant, anesthetic and his line , if no thing. 死侍拥有自愈因子,自我修复能力比正版的金刚狼都夸张,毒药、麻醉剂与他行若无物。 Luo Su soon broken hundred ‚body’ attribute is not the ornaments, attracted two tones to adapt to the anesthetic, produced the antibody to disregard him directly. 罗素即将破百的‘体’属性点也不是摆设,吸两口气就适应了麻醉剂,产生抗体直接将其无视。 Before long, the revolving strobe was shoved open, the special police officer who one crowd wears the gas mask flushed. Luo Su and Deadpool receive the blade simultaneously, forcibly overcomes an obstacle to run the bank front door, the explanation is impossible to explain that the clay falls the pants crotch unable to explain. 不一会儿,旋转闸门被推开,一群戴着防毒面罩的特警冲了进来。罗素和死侍同时收刀,强行闯关跑出银行大门,解释是不可能解释的,黄泥掉裤裆解释不清楚。 Two people leave shortly , the president and female secretary of balding hair big stomach intestinal fat rushed to the safe-deposit vaults, the president pull out the handkerchief to scratch the sweating, asked anxiously: „What kind of, loses how, how many precious item was short of?” 二人离开没多久,地中海大肚腩的行长和女秘书赶至保险库,行长掏出手帕擦了把虚汗,紧张问道:“怎么样,损失如何,少了多少贵重物品？” „, Without loss, but also had/left 15 ten thousand USD.” “呃,没有损失,还多出了15万美刀。” „Your is tm teasing me?” “你tm在逗我？” Under the look of female secretary hints, the president raises with no trace the pants crotch zipper, is shouting abuse to the staff: „Bank safe-deposit vaults were snatched, you told me money, not only has not been short, but also were many?” 在女秘书的眼神示意下,行长不着痕迹将裤裆拉链提好,对着工作人员破口大骂:“银行保险库被抢,你却告诉我钱非但没少,还多了？” „Truly is this, we reckoned up several.” The staff grievance said, he also knows very unreliably imaginary, but the fact is so. “确实是这样,我们合算了好几遍。”工作人员委屈道,他也知道很玄幻,但事实就是如此。 „......” President is silent. “……”行长沉默不语。 „President, we gained one, but can also coordinate the police to issue the warrant for arrest?” “行长,我们赚了一笔,还要不要配合警方发布通缉令吗？” „Naturally must send, 15 ten thousand USD matters do not disclose, with makes the reward, said that is belt-bag that we pull out.” The president wicked say/way, hasn't this lost the thing the issue, but is the nature issue. “当然要发,15万美刀的事别声张,拿出来做悬赏金,就说是我们自己掏的腰包。”行长恶狠狠道,这不是丢没丢东西的问题,而是性质问题。 ...... …… Another side, travelling Deadpool has not known, he spent 15 ten thousand USD, and Luo Su posted a reward oneself. 另一边,跑路的死侍还不知道,他花了15万美刀,把自己和罗素悬赏了。 „Really unlucky, after these pass through times the place is more and more far-fetched, why is?” Deadpool stood in the third floor rooftop, the probe head looked to the street. “真倒霉,这几次穿越后的地点越来越不靠谱了,到底是为什么呢？”死侍站在三楼天台,探头向街上看了看。 „Perhaps is the will of the world is repelling you, your stupid virus harm is enormous, the world is unable to prevent you to enter, can only make you give way before difficulties with this way, next time should be the president's office.” Luo Su analyzes the reason. “或许是世界的意志在排斥你,你的沙雕病毒危害极大,世界无法阻止你进入,只能用这种方式让你知难而退,下回就该是总统办公室了。”罗素分析出原因。 „Is impossible, must repel has repelled, before, led you...... to stop the Deadpool words to half until me well together”, on the forehead the pitch-dark muzzle urged him to be good: „Luo Su, you are right, is the mistake of the world , there is nothing to do with us.” “不可能,要排斥早就排斥了,以前都好好的,直到我带着你一起……”死侍话到一半停住,脑门上黑洞洞的枪口劝他善良:“罗素,你是对的,是世界的错,和我们无关。” Luo Su receives the Desert Eagle: „Walks, since we appear here, the nearby definitely has the plot character.” 罗素将沙鹰收起:“走吧,既然我们出现在这里,附近肯定有剧情人物。” Deadpool puts out a hand a finger/refers: „If you said the plot character, I think that I had found Charles......” 死侍伸手一指:“如果你说剧情人物,我想我已经找到查尔斯了……” „Where is at?” “在哪？” Luo Su following looking, is very striking, the coffee shop of street has a light pollution. 罗素顺着看了过去,很醒目,街边的咖啡店有一处光污染。 Incessantly is bald Charles, his good base friend Eric , two old man is also merry, at the same time catches a chill, under chess, but also while looks at the attractive service person by the skirt swayed that the wind blows. 不止是光头查尔斯,他的好基友艾瑞克也在,两个中年老男人有说有笑,一边吹着风,一边下国际象棋,还一边看漂亮服务员被风吹起的裙摆。 Luo Su lifted the hand to pinch the chin, his plot to this movie was not ripe, asks: „Wade, when selects now, where is the zither | Jean at?” 罗素抬手捏了捏下巴,他对这部电影的剧情不熟,问道:“韦德,现在是什么时间点,琴在哪？” „Charles and Eric are playing chess......, according to me the understanding the plot, the big result, the words of zither | Jean...... has wanted to ask her to be very difficult now, seemingly has died.” “查尔斯和艾瑞克在下棋……嗯,根据我对剧情的了解,现在已经大结局了,琴的话……想找她很难,貌似已经死了。” „......” “……” „What's wrong, didn't the waiter, how speak?” “怎么了,伙计,怎么不说话？” „Is speechless.” “无话可说。” First on the big result, Luo Su can say anything. 一来就大结局,罗素能说什么。 Deadpool does not understand the sadness of Luo Su, stands looks into the distance in rooftop, suddenly at present one bright: „Waiter, that side has a bar, according to my many years of EXP, that shop is not regular, inside definitely a little thing, we have a look quickly.” 死侍不懂罗素的哀伤,站在天台上四下眺望,突然眼前一亮:“伙计,那边有个酒吧,根据我多年经验,那家店不正规,里面肯定有点东西,我们快去看看。” „Goes to the next world to have a look......” “去下一个世界看看吧……” „Come?” “又来？” ...... …… 24 hours are very short, particularly ‚Phoenix Force’ Character Card Luo Su to urgently needed one, this time are insufficient. Under his using both persuasion and threats, Deadpool led him to shuttle back and forth three world, in this period met to change the zither | Jean that the body violent walked one time, the luck was not good, the prompt that triggering drew did not have. 24小时很短,尤其是对急需一张‘凤凰之力’人物卡的罗素而言,这点时间根本不够用。在他的软硬兼施下,死侍带着他又穿梭了三个世界,期间遇到过一次变身暴走的琴,运气不好,一次触发抽奖的提示都没有。 Finally, is only left over for 15 minutes from 24 hours of countdown, Luo Su the thought that gave up continue start off, towed to become dead dog Deadpool tired, arrived at a local most expensive nightclub. 终于,距离24小时的倒计时只剩下15分钟,罗素放弃了继续上路的念头,拖着累成死狗的死侍,来到当地最贵的一家夜总会。 Reserve all seats for a performance! 包场！ The credit card brushed the advance payment, the Luo Su straightforward package next for one day and one night, making Deadpool let loose making merry, all spent pays by him completely. 信用卡刷下定金,罗素豪爽包下一天一夜,让死侍放开了吃喝玩乐,所有消费全部由他来买单。 „Waiter, you were really graceful, before......, was I misunderstands you......” in the Deadpool eye to enter the brick, cried wet the mask. “伙计,你真是太帅了,以前……以前是我误会你了……”死侍眼睛里进了砖头,哭湿了面罩。 Under his heart decided that crossed night of this day, abstained from the woman, went a step further with the relations of Luo Su again, later lived safely. 他心下打定主意,过了这一天一夜,就戒了女人,和罗素的关系再进一步,以后安安心心过日子。 „Wade, other like this said, who our brothers with anyone, you first play, I go to a bathroom.” “韦德,别这么说,咱们兄弟谁跟谁,你先玩,我去一趟卫生间。” „Goes slowly, slowly returns to......” Deadpool to brandish the small handkerchief, the secretly thought is best to come for one 24 hours, such younger sisters were his. “慢慢去,慢慢回……”死侍挥舞着小手绢,暗道最好一来一回24小时,这样妹子们都是他的了。 Luo Su satisfied him naturally, has not appeared again...... 罗素大方满足了他,再也没有出现过…… ...... …… The real world, Luo Su closes eyes to sit in meditation before the computer table. 现实世界,罗素闭目静坐在电脑桌前。 „System, opens complete drawing of this World Mission.” “系统,开启这次世界任务的全部抽奖。” 【Ding】 【叮】 【The Host confirmation draws, draw to conduct 5 times......】 【宿主确认抽奖,五次抽奖进行中……】 Draw to have 5 times 4 times is to complete the reward of World Mission, is seemingly few, the fact is actually not true. 五次抽奖有四次是完成世界任务的奖励,看起来很少,事实却并非如此。 During mission, Luo Su contacts Ororo, zither | Jean, Apocalypse and the others, altogether triggered to draw 10 times, almost the scene pulled out, was only left over Juggernaut that time remains now. 在任务期间,罗素接触到奥萝洛、琴、天启等人,一共触发了十次抽奖,几乎现场就抽了,只剩下红坦克的那次留到现在。 【Host obtains the following reward......】 【宿主获得以下奖励……】 【Wisdom attribute selects x1】 【智属性点x1】 【Skill Card: Photosynthesis( suns can go on living, but do not forget drinking water, attracts two carbon dioxides)】 【技能卡:光合作用(晒晒太阳就能活下去,但别忘了喝水,多吸两口二氧化碳)】 【Item Card: Self-recovery factor( so long as spirit does not extinguish, is very difficult to be killed)】 【物品卡:自愈因子(只要精神不灭,就很难被杀死)】 【Item Card: Green Goblin coverall( collection Green Goblin armor, vertical advancement glider, Green Goblin throwing knife, pumpkin bomb and other item super luxurious big gift parcels)】 【物品卡:绿魔套装(集绿魔铠甲、垂直推进滑翔机、绿魔飞刀、南瓜炸弹等物品的超级豪华大礼包)】 【Skill Card: 100,000 volts( Pikachu, decision was you)】 【技能卡:十万伏特(皮卡丘,就决定是你了)】 „Blamed, unexpectedly Character Card does not have, because of me in 【X fights the police】 In the world pulls out too many reasons?” Luo Su was perplexed, whispered, examined three cards. “怪了,居然一张人物卡都没有,难道是因为我在【x战警】的世界里抽太多的缘故？”罗素不明所以,嘀咕了一句,查看起三张卡片。 100,000 volts skill makes one complain cannot, particularly ‚Pikachu’ the illustration, making Luo Su think that the System skin was also itchy, but has saying that this Skill Card and he simply is good combination. 十万伏特的技能让人吐槽不能,尤其是‘皮卡丘’的注解,让罗素觉得系统皮又痒了,但不得不说,这张技能卡和他简直是天作之合。 Counts several permanent skills that Luo Su has, passive skill: Lightning rod and storage Dian, driving skill: The steel tail, comes one 100,000 volts now again...... 细数罗素拥有的几个永久技能,被动技能:避雷针、储电,主动技能:钢铁尾巴,现在再来一个十万伏特…… „This mother toward sprouting/moe development rhythm!” “这尼玛是朝着萌物发展节奏啊！” Thinks to give to sprout/moe that person of dubbing, Luo Su is the rejection. 想想给萌物配音的那个人,罗素是拒绝的。 Skill Card trough of photosynthesis are too many, disregards directly well, the self-recovery factor and Item Card of Green Goblin coverall is seemingly practical, is not big to his significance. 光合作用的技能卡槽点太多,直接无视就好,自愈因子和绿魔套装的物品卡看似实用,对他却意义不大。 First said the self-recovery factor, Luo Su own constitution has certain resilience, in addition Gray Wolf tattoo, although cannot compare the self-recovery factor to go against heaven's will, is very that kind that is difficult to kill. 先说自愈因子,罗素自身的体质有一定的恢复能力,加上灰太狼纹身,虽比不上自愈因子那么逆天,却也属于很难杀死的那一类。 Transplanted the self-recovery factor, same will become day after tomorrow mutant with Deadpool, although the self-recovery ability strengthened, but also were many a mutant status, was equal added a weakness to oneself, the gain does not equal the loss. 移植了自愈因子,就会和死侍一样成为后天的变种人,自愈能力虽强化了,但也多了一个变种人的身份,等同给自己加了一项弱点,得不偿失。 Puts on the party to Luo Su this type quickly, what world in the future will enter to have the possibility, the ability will be very important, avoids own athletic event in which one is weak being more important, therefore he will not use the self-recovery factor on himself. 对罗素这种快穿党,未来进入什么样的世界都有可能,能力很重要,避免自身的弱项更重要,所以他不会将自愈因子用在自己身上。 The final Green Goblin coverall...... can only say, the pumpkin bomb is very graceful! 最后的绿魔套装……只能说,南瓜炸弹挺帅的！ 【Host: Luo Su】 【宿主:罗素】 【Strength: 100(5050)】 【力:100(5050)】 【Body: 99(7128)】 【体:99(7128)】 【Wisdom: 95(7520)】 【智:95(7520)】 【Wealth: 190800】 【财富:190800】 The Wealth value deposits, Luo Su looks at the property panel that the eye just renovated, deeply inspires, starts. 财富值入账,罗素瞄了眼刚刚刷新的属性面板,深吸一口气,开始加点。 This time additional is very important, the sole attribute exposes hundred, has the small probability to break through the bottleneck, the stimulation potential, awakens the superpower of correspondence. 这次的加点很重要,单一属性点破百,有小概率突破自身瓶颈,激发潜能,觉醒对应的超能力。 ‚Body’ attribute 0.99 points, miss the shooting from broken hundred, the Chile attribute 0.95 points, but his mission finished, has 12 self-recovery attributes, the luck good words, can perhaps lighten two talents. ‘体’属性点99点,距离破百只差临门一脚,‘智’属性点95点,而他这次任务结束,拥有12点自愈属性,运气好的话,没准能点亮两个自身天赋。 But also has the possibility attribute to be the same with ‚strength’, because of lacking talent, after broken hundred , is only the speed, strength and agile large scale strengthening, cannot stimulate the correspondence the superpower. 但也有可能和‘力’属性点一样,因缺乏天赋,破百之后仅是速度、力量、敏捷的大幅度强化,没能激发出对应的超能力。 „Gains the business that does not compensate steadily, has not owed......” “稳赚不赔的买卖,没有也不亏……” Luo Su licked the lip, warned oneself cultivate the behavior should not be too greedy, by his luck, do not report the ether high hope, otherwise disappointed bigger: „First, ‚body’ attribute 0.1 break through 100 values.” 罗素舔了下嘴唇,告诫自己做人不要太贪心,以他的运气,千万别报以太大希望,否则失望更大:“首先,‘体’属性点1突破100的数值。” 【Body: 100(7129)】 【体:100(7129)】 „......” “……” Unrelieved, Luo Su that Luo Su, System has not judged. 毫无变化,罗素还是那个罗素,系统也没做出评价。 „My this is the master number, ‚body’ and ‚strength’ is hopeless, counts on Chile attribute?” The Luo Su egg hurts incomparably, complained turns over to the complaint, the body was delimits to draw 5 points to add very much honestly in Chile attribute. “我这可是法师号,‘体’和‘力’都没戏,难道指望‘智’属性？”罗素蛋疼无比,抱怨归抱怨,身体还是很诚实划拉了五点加在‘智’属性上。 If by some chance! 万一呢！ 【Wisdom: 100(7525)】 【智:100(7525)】 Almost is when the attribute exposes hundred, the System prompt sound follows closely, but to...... 几乎是在属性点破百的时候,系统的提示音紧随而至……