„Listening, everyone on Earth!” “听着,地球上的所有人！” „Advised you with the name of god, human also had mutant, the long time made you lose the direction, but, I came back......” “以神之名忠告你们,人类还有变种人,漫长的时间使你们迷失方向,不过,我回来了……” „Final trial will soon arrive, the old civilization drops down, new era opening......” “最终的审判即将到来,旧的文明倒下,新的纪元开启……” „Old god, I in Cairo and other cities you!” “旧神,我在开罗等你！” „......” “……” ( One?? One) x2 (一??一)x2 „Wade, your one person thought aloud to do, suffered a relapse? Wants the thing to cure?” “韦德,你一个人自言自语干什么,又犯病了？要物疗吗？” Deadpool slightly lets go: „No, is the bald person of growing hair speaks in my brain, I know you unable to hear, the live broadcast told you specially.” 死侍小摊手:“没有,是长毛的秃子在我脑子里说话,我知道你听不见,特意实况转播告诉你。” Almost abducts Charles in Apocalypse shortly, ability online the whole world that he through Charles, announced own return, and mentioned by name to Luo Su emphatically, but also informed the current position. 几乎是在天启掳走查尔斯没多久,他就通过查尔斯的能力联线整个世界,宣告了自己的回归,并着重对罗素点名,还告知了自己目前的位置。 Cairo, capital and largest city of Egypt. 开罗,埃及的首都及最大城市。 Two people are saying, the sky of distant place raised suddenly the dusky chimney, or far or near, in addition the quantity was over ten. 二人正说着,远方的天空突然升起了灰蒙蒙的烟囱,或远或近,加起来数量超过了十道。 Knows very well the plot, Luo Su and Deadpool are very clear, Apocalypse not only controlled Charles to issue the manifesto, gave back to the global government to come a demonstration of authority. 熟知剧情,罗素和死侍都很清楚,天启不仅控制查尔斯发表了宣言,还给全球政府来了一次下马威。 The one breath offended global all nuclear even people, Apocalypse this compelled to install very crisply, but mutant were been miserable by the pit, was forced to choose the camp, on the small book of super big shot. 一口气得罪了全球所有的核平主义者,天启这个逼装得很爽,但变种人们被坑惨了,被迫选择阵营,上了超级大佬们的小本本。 Almost is at the same time, mutant of the world, shouted abuse to Apocalypse, while prayed this bastard successfully to conquer the world, otherwise they later do not want to live. 几乎是同一时间,全球的变种人们,一边对天启破口大骂,一边祈祷这混蛋成功征服世界,否则他们以后别想过日子了。 Whiz! 嗖！ Nightcrawler moves instantaneously arrives at side Luo Su, the complexion said anxiously: „Mr. Luo Su, Chief Deadpool, with me came, to have quickly troublesome.” 夜行者瞬间移动来到罗素身边,面色焦急道:“罗素先生,死侍队长,赶快跟我来,有麻烦了。” Then, Nightcrawler puts out a hand to place on two people of shoulders, leading them to flicker to move together, comes to the conference room of school teacher. 说罢,夜行者伸手放在二人肩上,带着他们一同瞬移,来到学院教师的会议室。 x fights the police almost to be assemble, Psylocke and Logan , the Nightcrawler appearance have not aroused the interest, their attention placed on the television completely. x战警几乎齐聚一堂,灵蝶和罗根也在,夜行者的出现没有引起关注,他们的注意力全部放在了电视机上。 News that in the television picture, all channels the urgent emergency broadcast nuclear weapon is lifting off. 电视画面上,所有的频道都在紧急插播核武器升空的新闻。 „This receives the messages from Europe and Asia, is not only U.S.A, as if the nuclear weapon of the world had the out of control phenomenon, the White House has not issued any statement to this matter......” “本台收到来自欧洲和亚洲的消息,不仅仅是美帝,似乎全世界的核武器都发生了失控现象,至今白宫尚未对此事发表任何声明……” „The Pentagon had confirmed, first launches the country of nuclear bomb is hair bear, rabbit and big ying......” “五角大楼已经确认,最先发射核弹的国家是毛熊、兔子、大嘤……” „Global many news media......” “全球多家新闻媒体……” The situation is very bad, the Apocalypse big movement caused the global stir, pours into to roll in the oil like one cup of cold water, the whole world blasts out in the flash. 情况很糟糕,天启的大动作引起了全球轰动,如同一杯冷水倒进滚油之中,整个世界在一瞬间炸开。 Related to the nuclear weapon, no one can keep calm, the media blot out the sky to report that this event, guessed the authority intention, was whether related with the World War III. 事关核武,没人能够保持冷静,媒体铺天盖地报道这一事件,猜测当局用意,是否和第三次世界大战有关。 What is strange, had like this big matter, the super powers in abundance remain silent, as if fell asleep motionlessly. 诡异的是,发生了这么大的事情,超级大国们纷纷保持沉默,一动不动仿佛睡着了。 Crosses U.S.A miserably not, because of the freedom of speech, the in addition authority collective is silent, and crazy hype of media, various conspiracy theories are found in main street and small alley. 最惨莫过美帝,因为言论自由,外加当局集体沉默,以及媒体的疯狂炒作,各种阴谋论遍布大街小巷。 Immediately some people take out the banner from the desk, ‚eats excrement and ‚ protest racial discrimination’ and ‚green’ and other inscription behind to add on ‚opposition war’ in president ’ , calls people friends readily to step onto the avenue in threes and fours, has one misfortune after another for the turbulent situation. 立即就有人从办公桌下取出横幅,在‘总统吃屎’、‘抗议种族歧视’、‘绿色环保’等字样后面加上‘反对战争’,三五成群、呼朋唤友走上大街,为动荡的局势雪上加霜。 The person who also let alone, this liking illumination gives off heat are really many, almost every building has ten to come individual. 还别说,这种喜欢发光发热的人真不少,几乎每栋大楼都有十来个人。 Without after a while, the media no longer reported the nuclear bomb, the following news was ‚Texas armed assault case’ and ‚Detroit armed assault case’ and ‚Chicago armed assault case’, wanted many randomly chaotic. 没过一会儿,媒体就不再报道核弹了,后续新闻是‘德州枪击案’、‘底特律枪击案’、‘芝加哥枪击案’,要多乱就有多乱。 It can be imagined, cannot want tonight, the U.S.A big or small city, the running water and shovel in supermarket will be cooked up the sky-high price. 可想而知,要不了今天晚上,美帝大小城市,超市里的自来水和铁锹就会被炒到天价。 What, you said that the mineral water can understand, why the shovel will also be copied the sky-high price? 什么,你说矿泉水可以理解,为什么铁锹也会被抄到天价？ Makes much ado about nothing, without shovel, U.S.A people how construction air-raid shelter in own courtyard! 大惊小怪,没有铁锹,美帝人民怎么在自家院子里修建防空洞！ „Really lively!” “真热闹！” „Yes!” “是啊！” Two stupid watch the fun does not dislike the matter to be big, changes the stage to watch the current event news continuously, complained the stupid U.S.A people crazily. 俩沙雕看热闹不嫌事大,连续换台观看时事新闻,疯狂吐槽沙雕的美帝民众。 At this moment, the television picture changes, the after snowflake of jump flashes, a blue big face appeared on the television, was the face of Apocalypse. 就在这时,电视画面又是一变,跳跃的雪花闪动过后,一张蓝色的大脸出现在了电视上,是天启的脸。 „I bet 100 USD, this fellow most stupid.” “我赌100美刀,这家伙最沙雕。” „With, did not accept the rebuttal!” “跟了,不接受反驳！” Luo Su does not want to look at stupid, takes up the remote control to change the stage, the consecutively ten channels all by Apocalypse Tyrant screen, can only put down the remote control calmly, having a look at him to say anything. 罗素不想看沙雕,拿起遥控器换台,连续十个频道全被天启霸屏,只能心平气和放下遥控器,看看他想说什么。 „Everyone on Earth, you had seen the beautiful scene that the fireworks blooms, does not need to be worried, this is answering a curtain call of old time. In the new era, you no longer need the weapon, the firearm, sword, lance, stone implement wait/etc no longer need......” “地球上的各位,想必你们已经看到了焰火绽放的美景,无需担心,这是旧时代的谢幕。新的纪元里,你们不再需要武器,火器、刀剑、长矛、石器等等统统都不再需要……” Apocalypse started, Deadpool did not lose heart, has seized the remote control, changed several channels, was punctured by a nearby Logan claw, this stopped. 天启又开始了吧啦吧啦,死侍不死心,一把夺过遥控器,又换了几个频道,被旁边的罗根一爪子刺下,这才消停下来。 A lens revolution, the blue big facial cast vanishes, displacing is Egypt that pyramid stands in great numbers, Apocalypse stands before the lens, the audience before to television leaves behind an immeasurably deep back. 镜头一转,蓝色的大脸盘子消失,取而代之的则是金字塔林立的埃及大地,天启站在镜头之前,给电视机前的观众们留下一个深不可测的背影。 As his both hands hold up high, the entire Cairo earthquake rocks fiercely, the tall building smashing and fall of ground, all materials will split shortly, the position reorganization in town center, constructed a palatial motionless giant pyramid. 随着他双手高高举起,整个开罗地震般剧烈晃动起来,高楼粉碎、地面塌陷,所有的物质顷刻间分裂,于市中心的位置重组,构建成了一座巍峨不动的巨型金字塔。 The tower of metal may be called the world miracle, is splendid in fierce Yangxia, reflects the heavy/thick solemn and respectful feeling, made all people who watched the live broadcast were dumbfounded. 金属的塔身堪称世界奇迹之最,在烈阳下熠熠生辉,反射出厚重的肃穆感,令所有观看直播的人目瞪口呆。 Originally...... 原来…… pyramid is like this completes! 金字塔就是这么建成的！ Here must congratulate New York and Los Angeles, escapes death by a hair's breadth at the minimum probability, Apocalypse is an ancient Egyptian, otherwise these two fellow sufferers should be hapless. 这里要恭喜一下纽约和洛杉矶,以极小的概率幸免于难,天启是个古埃及人,不然这俩难兄难弟又该倒霉了。 The picture skips again, the Apocalypse unemotional death face appears in front of the lens: „Human, in 3600 of my deep sleep, you are ruling this world, now I have waked up, prepare to greet the purification!” 画面再次跳转,天启面无表情的死人脸出现在镜头前:“人类,在我沉睡的三千六百年里,你们统治着这个世界,现在我已经醒来,准备好迎接净化吧！” The picture frames , a handpainted photo booth appeared on the television. 画面定格,紧接着,一张手绘的大头贴出现在了电视机上。 Saw this face, the people looked toward Luo Su neatly, does not understand that Apocalypse hung his head picture in the internaionally broadcast picture, is for what goal. 看到这张脸,众人齐刷刷朝罗素望了过去,不明白天启把他的头像挂在全球直播画面里,是出于什么目的。 „Old god, do not think escape, I will beat you before entire world interface, making your follower know, you are weak collapse at the first blow.” “旧神,不要想着逃避,我会在全世界面前击败你,让你的信徒知道,你软弱得不堪一击。” Apocalypse vanishes from the picture, only has the Luo Su photo booth also, he became famous! 天启从画面上消失,唯有罗素的大头贴还在,他出名了！ „Oh, the waiter, you were hot.” Deadpool cries out strangely: „Now the people in the world want to know you, the circular that you will unable to have several, represented, piece approximately, interview...... damn, you must remember, interview time said that the X-Force team member, your team leader called Wade Wilson...... was not right, my tm did not do the team leader, I wanted, when your manager.” “喔噢,伙计,你要火了。”死侍怪叫一声:“现在全世界的人都想认识你,你会有数不完的通告,代言、片约、专访……该死,你一定要记得,采访的时候自称x特攻队的队员,你的队长叫韦德・威尔逊……不对,我tm不干队长了,我要当你的经纪人。” „That person that don't be a fool, painted a portrait was not I.” “别傻了,画像上的那人不是我。” Deadpool hears word, the whole piece face pasted on the television, over and over confirmed: „Is impossible, is obviously exactly the same!” 死侍闻言,整张脸都贴在了电视机上,再三确认:“不可能,明明一模一样！” The Luo Su calm analysis, pointed out oneself and difference in portrait: „Contrasts, is very easy to discover the careless mistake, painting a portrait that person of eyebrow corner/horn spacing is too big, the vision lacks the cohesive force ; The bridge of the nose a little collapses ; The lip is too thin, seems very fickle ; What is worst, his sending border line was higher than one centimeter me, how possibly is I?” 罗素冷静分析,指出自己和画像上的区别:“对比一下,很容易发现纰漏,画像上那人眉角间距太大,目光缺乏凝聚力;鼻梁有点塌;嘴唇太薄,显得非常薄幸;最糟糕的是,他的发际线比我高了一公分,怎么可能是我？” The waiters, I thought that you want to eat the fart! 伙计,我看你是想吃屁！ Deadpool has never seen the so impudent and shameless generation, the degree that Luo Su is not concerned about face, making the position of his aware team leader possibly be robbed momentarily. 死侍从未见过如此厚颜无耻之辈,罗素不要脸的程度,让他自觉队长之位随时可能会被抢走。 Others felt that cannot miss, was afraid itself to be infected the stupid virus, the subconsciousness was far away from Luo Su and Deadpool. 其他人感觉都差不过,害怕自己被传染沙雕病毒,下意识远离了罗素和死侍。 Logan and Psylocke also yield and withdraw, is quick two people complexion to be then pale, they were isolated, because is the X-Force member, they got the label of stupid virus carrier. 罗根和灵蝶也退避三舍,很快两人便脸色铁青,他们被隔离了,因为是x特攻队的成员,他们被打上了沙雕病毒携带者的标签。 Works as! 哐当！ The front door of conference room was shoved open, Mystique Raven pushed the door to walk, the facial features said seriously: „Hank has debugged the airplane, we embark to go to Cairo now, rescues Charles.” 会议室的大门被推开,魔形女瑞雯推门走了进来,面容严肃道:“汉克已经把飞机调试好了,我们现在就出发去开罗,救回查尔斯。” Enemies unprecedented powerful, said that sentence impolite words, these will lose one's life most likely, but all x fights the police not to decline. 敌人强所未有的强大,说句不客气的话,这一趟十有八九会送命,但所有的x战警都没有推辞。 The Raven roll-call leaves behind several disabled wounded person, action x fights the police except for her, is only left over Nightcrawler Wagner, quick silver Peter, Magneto Eric who joins temporarily. 瑞雯点名留下几个行动不便的伤员,行动的x战警除了她,只剩下夜行者瓦格纳、快银皮特罗,还有临时加入的万磁王艾瑞克。 In addition X-Force Deadpool, Logan and Luo Su, just right seven people. 加上x特攻队的死侍、罗根和罗素,正好七个人。 „Mr. Luo Su!” “罗素先生！” On going to the road of flight vehicle, Raven asked in a low voice: „Charl...... the professor makes me ask that your, is the determination the victory and defeat fifty-fifty?” 在前往飞行器的路上,瑞雯低声问道:“查尔……教授让我问你一句,确定是胜负对半？” This issue, Deadpool had asked 800, Luo Su sighed, said for the last time: „Yes, what issue has?” 这个问题,死侍已经问过八百遍了,罗素叹了口气,最后一次说道:“是啊,有什么问题吗？” Raven is somewhat puzzled, nods no longer speaks. 瑞雯有些纠结,点了点头不再说话。 She did not have the issue, Luo Su had an issue: „Right, Professor X did not go, where without seeing others was.” 她没有问题了,罗素却有一个问题:“对了,x教授不去吗,一直没看到他人在哪。” „Professor in the secret room of brain wave strengthening meter, he has the means to prevent Apocalypse to seize Charles's body, but can also......” speaking of this, the Raven complexion one embarrassed: „Also can help him preserve the hair!” “教授在脑波强化仪的密室,他有办法阻止天启抢占查尔斯的身体,还能……”说到这,瑞雯脸色一囧:“还能帮他保住头发！”