AE :: Volume #15 我讨厌死侍

#646: I spoke three points, talked about 3 : 00 am


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Bang!! 轰!! Juggernaut jumps up, the grandiose body goes straight up into the upper air, then can fall with the aid of the geopotential, in the ground pounds a huge gulf in the pit pit. 红坦克纵身一跳,壮硕的身躯直直升入高空,而后借助重力势能落下,在坑坑哇哇的地面上砸出一个规模巨大的深坑。 Juggernaut IQ is touching, but is not a brain does not have, the experience hits the mole tactic failure, in several times after by a Luo Su set of pit, followed a model by the pit system pit. 红坦克智商感人,但并非一点脑子都没有,经历打地鼠战术失败,被罗素套坑里好几次之后,照葫芦画瓢来了个以坑制坑。 Luo Su digs a pit he also to dig a pit, moreover digs greatly is deeper, to makes him travel to jump in the pit sufficiently continuously. 罗素挖坑他也挖坑,而且挖得更大更深,大到足以让他在坑里连续往返跳。 The effect is outstanding! 效果拔群! Juggernaut consecutively more than ten jumps times high, then rammed the ground easily, flattens with a roller the pit that Luo Su digs completely. Although day high three chi (0.33 m), but here is not his family/home back garden, the high spot short point and he has what relations. 红坦克连续十余次高跳,轻而易举便夯实了地面,把罗素挖的坑全部碾平。虽说天高了三尺,但这里又不是他家后花园,高点矮点和他有什么关系。 Very good, Charl......, the Professor X outdoors swimming pool did not become, the funds little said that saved half, Juggernaut has lasting achievements.” Luo Su stands in the ramming ground, lifted the foot to step on ruthlessly, this ground hit, looked over the Marvel constructional force, can be equally matched with Juggernaut on Hulk. “很好,查尔……不,x教授的户外游泳池成了,经费少说省了一半,红坦克功不可没。”罗素站在夯实的地面上,抬脚狠狠踩了一下,这地基打的,纵观漫威施工队,也就绿巨人能和红坦克不相上下。 Your this damn small insect!!” “你这该死的小虫子!!” Juggernaut both eyes stared scarlet, the stride...... the tip of the toe selected forward, after several attempts, confirmed that the front will not fall again suddenly, this started the ability, is accelerating to charge to Luo Su. 红坦克双目赤红瞪了过去,大步向前……脚尖点了点,几次尝试后,确认前方不会再突然陷下去,这才发动能力,对着罗素加速冲锋。 Be careful, front has the pit.” “小心,前面有坑。” Scoffs!! 嗤啦!! Juggernaut double foot treads, a foot checks stops the body in high-speed movement, after silent three seconds, his pair of cow eye is staring Luo Su stubbornly, is breathing heavily to angrily roar: You deceive me!” 红坦克双脚踏地,一个脚刹停下高速移动中的身躯,静默三秒后,他一双牛眼死死瞪着罗素,喘着粗气怒吼:“你又骗我!” Do not talk nonsense, before I had not deceived you.” “别瞎说,之前我可没骗过你。” „!!!” “啊啊啊!!!” Juggernaut air/Qi brandishes the fist, according to own forehead hammered two, decides, no matter then Luo Su said anything, he will not stop. 红坦克气得抡起拳头,照着自己的脑门咣咣锤了两下,打定主意,接下来不管罗素说什么,他都不会停下来。 How some pits, coming many him to trample flat! 有坑又怎样,来多少他都一脚踏平! passes! 噗通! Has not walked two steps, Juggernaut falls in the pit. 没走两步,红坦克陷进了坑里。 The heart is quite tired! Good wants dead! 心好累!好想死! Also can fight well! 还能不能让人好好打架了! Juggernaut in one vigorous effort, again however fades, three use up, the anger value arrives at the peak, this makes a false step, released clean directly. 红坦克一鼓作气,再而衰,三而竭,怒气值到达巅峰,这一脚踩空,直接泄了个一干二净。 Outside world was too black, he wants to return to the specially-made prison, making one study well, at least there researcher speech of pleasant to hear...... 外面的世界太黑了,他想回到特制监狱,让人好好研究,至少那里的研究员说话好听…… The time was up! 时间差不多了! The Luo Su leaning head, the charm sensation x fights the police slightly and Apocalypse attacks brutally, at this moment has all thrown the street, but Apocalypse opened the villain boss famous scene, is the villain dies of the chatterbox, thinks unmatched in the world started the blind bb pattern. 罗素微微偏头,魔力感知x战警们和天启大打出手,此刻已经全部扑街,而天启则开启了反派boss的名场面,也就是反派死于话痨,自认为天下无敌开始了瞎bb模式。 Apocalypse: I spoke three points! 天启:我就讲三点! Then is the zither | Jean cannot withstand the lengthy speech, a anger unseals Phoenix Force, ended the Apocalypse preparation to talk about 3 : 00 am speech. 然后就是琴不堪长篇大论,一怒解封凤凰之力,结束了天启准备讲到凌晨 3 点的演讲。 The Luo Su half step arrives in front of Juggernaut, if the latter heart the dying embers, raise head at this moment the sigh, whole body does not have the fighting spirit , then his meeting audience catches a fish by hand if as expected. 罗素快步来到红坦克面前,后者心若死灰,此刻仰头叹息,全身上下毫无斗志,不出意外的话,接下来他会全场摸鱼。 Since does not leave accidentally/surprisingly, that will represent also to have the possibility of accident/surprise, Luo Su tightens the Adamantium blade in hand, the preparation the accidental/surprised possibility will reduce to zero. 既然是不出意外,那就代表还有意外的可能,罗素紧了紧手里的艾德曼合金刀,准备将意外的可能性降低至零。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! In the instance that Luo Su approaches, Juggernaut sticks out suddenly suddenly, two big hand were caught in the pincers of it stubbornly, lifts in the midair. 罗素靠近的瞬间,红坦克突然暴起,两只大手将其死死钳住,举在了半空之中。 Ha, held you finally! This time looked where you toward run, I want you......” “哈哈哈,终于抓住你了!这次看你往哪跑,我要把你……” I must tear in half you!” “我要把你撕成两半!” Under Luo Su followed half a word words, said too much talk leads to slips of tongue, actually does not have the cultural word to talk too much is little same. 罗素接过下半句话,都说言多必失,其实没文化言多言少都一样。 For example Juggernaut, the words are not many, but tosses about on like this two, does not know also thinks that the screenwriter is not careful! 比如红坦克,话是不多,但翻来覆去就这么两句,不知道的还以为编剧不上心呢! Bastard, after you tear in half, I must your mouth tear to pieces.” Juggernaut is in a towering rage, the broken mouth of Luo Su makes him be driven beyond the limits of forbearance, will listen to two to cause despondently. “混蛋,把你撕成两半之后,我还要把你的嘴巴撕烂。”红坦克怒气冲天,罗素的破嘴让他忍无可忍,多听两句会导致抑郁。 This is also Luo Su, changes into Deadpool to come, Juggernaut can direct fall insanely. 这也就是罗素,换成死侍来,红坦克能直接疯掉。 Knows that meat...... electric conduction.” “知道吗,肉……导电。” „?” “?” ! 噼里啪啦! Luo Su both eyes exude the blue light, the electric quantity of full power release within the body storage, in a flash, he and Juggernaut turned into the dazzling roasting white completely. 罗素双目泛起蓝光,全功率释放体内储存的电量,转瞬之间,他和红坦克全部变成了刺眼的炙白色。 Juggernaut loses one's voice the pitiful yell, the whole body braves the black smoke, the mouth of opening unable to make a sound, exhausts the last strength, loosens holds both hands of Luo Su. 红坦克失声惨叫,全身冒起黑烟,张大的嘴巴发不出一点声音,用尽最后一点力气,松开抓住罗素的双手。 The Luo Su person in the midair, the backhand covers both hands of Juggernaut, continually transportation electric quantity. The back concentrated fire has three silver-white great wolves, leaps to Juggernaut in front, changes to liquid thunder Jiang, following opening big mouth filled. 罗素人在半空,反手扣住红坦克的双手,持续输送电量。背后攒射出三头银白色巨狼,跃至红坦克面前,化作液体雷浆,顺着张开的大嘴灌了进去。 Bang!! 嘭!! A dull thumping sound spreads from Juggernaut within the body, breaks off by both hands carbonization that Luo Su grips, did not have a point to live again. 一声闷响自红坦克体内传出,被罗素握住的双手炭化折断,再没了一点生息。 World Mission: Heroes / villain arrives! Ends super villain personally / hero ( 4 / 6 )】 世界任务:英雄/反派降临!亲手终结超级反派/英雄】 Also ok, quota is very wealthy, insists 50-60 world again is completely not the issue!” Luo Su turns around North Korea Institute garden to walk, was a time liver wave of Phoenix Force card. “还行,名额方面挺富裕,再坚持50-60个世界完全不是问题!”罗素转身朝学院花园走去,是时候肝一波凤凰之力的卡片了。 The liver does not arrive are not related, has Deadpool, X fights the police Third, X fights the police: Black phoenix Walks, can always succeed one time. 肝不到也没关系,有死侍在,【x战警】第三部、【x战警:黑凤凰】走起,总能成功一次。 ...... …… This world was full of the darkness, ignorant human is ruling all, they destroy the world, established the peace of thinking oneself infallible.” “这个世界充满了黑暗,无知的人类统治着一切,他们破坏世界,建立了自以为是的和平。” Once, we were gods general existences, but now, your spiritless and exercise forbearance to cause our position not to exist, the human intention dominated above their masters......” “曾经,我们是神明一般的存在,而现在,你们的懦弱和忍让导致我们的地位不复存在,人类意图凌驾于他们的主人之上……” The garden center, Apocalypse both hands even lift/move, was elaborating to mutant on the scene human trash and mutant are higher than all opinion. 花园中央,天启双手平举,向在场的变种人阐述着‘人类垃圾、变种人高于一切’的言论。 Since these mortals betrayed the god, they will also prepare for by that the god tries, I must change this world, establishes the new order after the catastrophe, lets all return stock rails!” “既然那些凡人背叛了神,那他们也将做好被神审判的准备,我要改变这个世界,于浩劫之后建立新的秩序,让一切回归正轨!” Also let alone, Apocalypse indeed has the talent of orator, several words saying extremely have the level. 还别说,天启的确有演说家的天赋,几句话说得极有水平。 Was good is shifted because of the children ahead of time, otherwise, must have in several two youngster stand, pledged after was the Apocalypse saddle lead horse . 好在孩子们被提前转移了,不然的话,少不了几个中二少年站出来,发誓为天启鞍前马后。 In the crowd of falling to the ground, Eric hears one's blood bubbles up to the brim, but thinks that own wife and kid, pinched out the thought of retaliation world decisively. 倒地的人群里,艾瑞克听得热血沸腾,不过想到自己的老婆孩子,果断掐灭了报复世界的念头。 Who is the masters in the world does not matter, Eric does not request high, the suite three car(riage)s, pretty wives, several obedient children and 35 getting along well female friends, could again many points and a stable income, best is the listed company, can make him swipe the card in front of the wife and kid refreshedly. 谁是世界的主人无所谓,艾瑞克要求不高,有一套房三辆车、一个漂亮的老婆、几个听话的儿女、三五个谈得来的红颜知己,或许可以再多点、一份稳定的收入,最好是上市公司,能让他在老婆孩子们面前爽快刷卡。 Un, this. 嗯,就这样。 Therefore, Eric is very clear, the pie under Apocalypse picture, has no relations with his dream. 所以,艾瑞克很清楚,天启画下的大饼,和他的梦想没有任何关系。 Has worked as the person of leadership, who tricks! 都是当过领导的人,忽悠谁呢! If Apocalypse launches the war, really rises for mutant, perhaps many people on the scene really did with him, but in Apocalypse eye only then oneself, only want to recapture the god position that keeps aloof. 如果天启发动战争,真的是为了变种人崛起,在场不少人说不定真的和他干了,但天启眼中只有自己,只想夺回高高在上的神位。 How others diligently, mix a higher slave again at best, for example that side Angel Warren, was Apocalypse spells to spit blood, finally, because lost the value, waited for death like the wild dog. 其他人再怎么努力,充其量也就混个高等奴隶,比如说那边的‘天使’沃伦,为天启都拼吐血了,结果呢,因为失去了价值,像条野狗一样等死。 Apocalypse said for quite a while anxiously, sees no one to pay attention to itself, decides to put forth the assassin mace, is in front of people to come a miracle to arrive, enhances some mutant ability, proved oneself unsurpassed position in mutant. 天启巴巴说了半天,见无人理睬自己,决定使出杀手锏,当着众人的面来一次神迹降临,提升某个变种人的能力,证明自己在变种人里的无上地位。 Then he settled on Eric! 然后他就看中了艾瑞克! My child, your look told me, you were are not glad to the mediocre person.” “我的孩子,你的眼神告诉我,你不是个甘于平庸的人。” Eric: „......” 艾瑞克:“……” Fart, two Charles is visiting me, my look may be mediocre! 放屁,两个查尔斯在看着我,我的眼神可平庸了! Apocalypse indeed has not seen anything from Eric eyes, but before does not hinder him, has watched the television, knowing Eric is race supreme mutant, has done many earth-shaking important matters. 天启的确没从艾瑞克眼中看出什么,但不妨碍他之前看过电视,知道艾瑞克是个种族至上的变种人,干过不少惊天动地的大事。 May make the material! 可造之材! Apocalypse shows the smile rarely: My child, I saw fear from your eye, but don't worry, I came, I know that your ability is powerful, I will also grant you to defeat the frightened strength.” 天启难得露出笑容:“我的孩子,我从你的眼中看到了畏惧,但不用担心,我来了,我知道你的能力有多么强大,我也将赐予你战胜恐惧的力量。” As soon as Eric listens, the stiff complexion softens slightly, defeats two Charles anything...... seemingly also good! 艾瑞克一听,僵硬的脸色稍稍软化,战胜两个查尔斯什么的……貌似也不错! Eric, sober, you were controlled by his mind reading mental.” Charles loudly shouts, the ability starts, reminded good base friend who wants to eat the fart. “艾瑞克,清醒一点,你被他的心灵感应操控了心智。”查尔斯大喝一声,能力发动,点醒了想吃屁的好基友。 Eric is almost awakening instantaneously, looked that is quite bad to the Apocalypse look, he most repugnant matter, does not pass through the agreement to enter his brain. 艾瑞克几乎是在瞬间醒悟过来,看向天启的眼神极为不善,他最讨厌的事情,就是不经同意进入他的大脑。 To come to come to walk walks, the public transportation must the coin! 想来就来想走就走,公交车还得投币呢! Apocalypse has not demanded, takes back the line of sight to place on Charles, before Charles had scruples beautiful hair, had not exposed own real ability, to save the base friend, did not hesitate to expose. 天启没有强求,收回视线放在了查尔斯身上,之前查尔斯顾忌秀发,一直没有展露自己的真实能力,为了拯救基友,不惜暴露出来。 My child, you are really unusual!” “我的孩子,你真是与众不同!” A short use, making Apocalypse be wild with joy, the ability that he anticipates appeared finally. Captures Charles's body, was equal to control everyone's thought that god throne will also coronate to him again. 短暂的一次使用,让天启欣喜若狂,他期待的能力终于出现了。夺得查尔斯的身体,等同于控制了所有人的思想,神座也将再次向他加冕。 Charles face was black, nearby Professor X is also similar, wanting the spirit to connect Luo Su to save the scene, actually because of the electromagnetic screen, tried several times not in the service area. 查尔斯脸都黑了,边上的x教授也差不多,想要精神连线罗素过来救场,却因为电磁屏蔽,试了几次都是不在服务区。 Saw that Charles was picked up by Apocalypse high, Professor X could not bear, unseals the ultimate weapon in school. 眼看查尔斯被天启高高托起,x教授忍不住了,解封学院里的终极武器。 zither | Jean!!” “琴!!” Releases your strength-” “释放你的力量--”
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