AE :: Volume #15 我讨厌死侍

#643: I was not the super hero


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In rooftop of Xavier talent youngster school, X-Force team leader Deadpool, convenes the team members morning exercise, three team members respectively are Luo Su, Logan, Psylocke. 泽维尔天才少年学院的天台上,x特攻队的队长死侍,召集队员们晨练,三名队员分别是罗素、罗根、灵蝶 Why does not choose the drill ground as for the morning exercise, but is the balcony, Deadpool has his own reason. 至于为什么晨练不选择操场,而是阳台,死侍有他自己的理由。 The team members are very powerful, is powerful, how he also gives orders, if some people want to seize power...... 队员们已经很强大了,再强大下去,他还怎么发号施令,万一有人想夺权…… As an enlightened team leader, Deadpool will certainly not use this reason, he stressed that the members of ordinary exercise to X-Force is useless, is purely wastes the time. 作为一名开明的队长,死侍当然不会用这种理由,他强调普通的锻炼对x特攻队的成员们毫无用处,纯属浪费时间。 Logan is deep to be so, every day 100 push-ups and sit-ups, deeply squat, ten kilometers long-distance race, can not be useful, he is practices for three years, this/should what level anything level. 罗根对此深以为然,每天一百个俯卧撑、仰卧起坐、深蹲,还有十公里长跑,能有个屁用,他就是练上三年,该什么水平还是什么水平。 Deadpool convenes three people of morning exercise, for the exclusive presence modeling of their squad, before and x fought the police fought, they because of average not wonderful presence, by the opposite are looked down on. 死侍召集三人晨练,是为了他们小队的专属出场造型,之前和x战警们战斗时,他们因平平无奇的出场,被对面小瞧。 This makes Deadpool deeply think the shame, when pledges will arrive next time, must become the audience prettiest combination, shocks everyone, making them dumbfounded. 这让死侍深以为耻,发誓下次登场时,要成为全场最靓的组合,震撼所有人,让他们哑口无言。 By the way, this morning, Deadpool told Luo Su with the ultra-large voice, Wilson successfully defeated the illness, by unyielding will, stood. 顺便说一句,今天早上,死侍用超大的嗓门告诉罗素,小威尔逊成功战胜了病魔,凭借不屈的意志,又站了起来。 Luo Su expressed hehe, was the Azazel Character Card effectiveness crossed, otherwise, the talk treatment could not save Wilson. 罗素对此表示呵呵,也就是阿萨谢尔人物卡时效过了,不然的话,谈话治疗都拯救不了小威尔逊。 The squad since two people increase to four people, the modeling that may suspend relatively were much many, Deadpool supposed ( hao ) to count ( xi ) carefully several sets, when requesting the team members proficiently to grasp, entered the stage looks at his hand signal, must shock the enemy side...... also to have the allied force with the powerful air/Qi field. 小队从两人增多至四人,可摆的造型相对多了不少,死侍精心设(hao)计(xi)了几套,要求队员们熟练掌握,出场时看他的手势,务必用强大的气场震慑住敌方……还有己方友军。 For example at present this set...... 比如说眼下这一套…… Deadpool was C positions as the team leader, the head pulled down to knee down, both hands even lift/move made the soaring shape ; Psylocke stands in her behind, the left hand receives the fist underbelly, right hand Liberty lifts up high ; Luo Su and Logan act one on the left and other on the right symmetrically, draws the healthy modeling of archery. 死侍作为队长稳居c位,头颅压低单膝跪地,双手平举做飞翔状;灵蝶站在她身后,左手收拳腹下,右手自由女神般高举;罗素和罗根一左一右动作对称,都是拉弓射箭的健美造型。 „” “啪啪啪啪” Near the balcony hears the applause, is Nina and Laura, although Logan avoids vigorously, her daughter and Magneto daughter became good Ji You, two people are always together every day, sleep must hand in hand. 阳台边上传来掌声,是尼娜和劳拉,尽管罗根极力避免,她的女儿还是和万磁王的女儿成了好姬友,两人每天形影不离,睡觉都要手牵手。 The applause made Logan face one red, he did not like the like this stupid movement, but Laura liked, gave in to the daughter only to put in great inconvenience endures humiliation. 掌声令罗根老脸一红,他不喜欢这么沙雕的动作,但劳拉喜欢,迁就女儿只能委屈忍辱负重了。 Psylocke does not like the like this stupid movement, but she feels Luo Su to like, after having tried two times,...... does not like, Luo Su from the boyfriend list, hauled in while convenient treated the inspection list. 灵蝶也不喜欢这么沙雕的动作,但她觉得罗素喜欢,尝试过两次之后……更加不喜欢了,顺便将罗素从男友名单,拉进了待考察名单。 Luo Su does not like the like this stupid movement, reason that coordinates, finds it very fun, sees Brother Luo and a Psylocke face constipation expression each time, he finds it very ridiculous. 罗素也不喜欢这么沙雕的动作,之所以配合,是觉得很好玩,每次看到罗哥和灵蝶一脸便秘的表情,他都觉得非常好笑。 In the entire team, only has Deadpool to always enjoy, he is real stupid, pure. 整个队伍之中,唯有死侍乐此不疲,他是真・沙雕,纯的。 Asked Laura to film several pictures, Wade paid a spending money, then takes the camera ponder, several sets of modeling sank always to think that lacked anything. 拜托劳拉拍摄了几张照片,韦德支付了一笔零花钱,而后拿着相机沉思不已,几套造型凹下来总觉得缺了点什么。 After the moment, he is suddenly enlighted, Psylocke and Logan are the clothing of average person, the super hero does not have uniform, was equal to lack the soul. 片刻后,他恍然大悟,灵蝶和罗根都是普通人的服装,超级英雄没有制服,等同于缺少了灵魂。 You first rest same place, I come back immediately......” “你们先原地休息,我马上就回来……” Deadpool leaves insanely generally, after the moment, is also insane returns generally, in the hand takes the clothing that two sets are producing in a hurry temporarily, a person of stopper gave Logan and Psylocke. 死侍疯一般离开,片刻后又疯一般返回,手里拿着两套临时赶制的服装,一人一件塞给了罗根和灵蝶 In Logan looks to begin the high fork purple swim suit, heart murderous intention greatly hold, pondering over is static while the tonight's night black person, made Deadpool secretly, he himself is the team leader. 罗根望着手里的高叉紫色泳装,心头杀机大盛,琢磨着趁今晚夜黑人静,偷偷把死侍做了,他自己来当队长。 In Psylocke is blue yellow two color uniform, on the mask covers the spot of eye, extends the black bat wing sharp corner/horn. 灵蝶手里是蓝黄两色制服,面罩上遮盖眼睛的部位,延伸出黑色蝠翼般的尖角。 She narrows the eyelid to live slightly ominously light/only, decided that tonight four no one, touches Room Deadpool, hews the fragment its chaotic blade, threw into the toilet to clash. 她微微眯眼盖住凶光,决定今晚四下无人,就摸去死侍,将其乱刀砍成碎片,丢进马桶里冲了。 I was not the super hero.” x2 “我不做超级英雄了。”x2 Well, why?” “咦,为什么?” Deadpool in great surprise, just fortunately good, how saying that does not do is not dry, sees clearly two people uniform, this is suddenly enlighted: „, Sorry, was I takes instead. Logan, gives back to Psylocke that cotton material in your hand quickly, blue yellow uniform is your.” 死侍大惊,刚刚还好好的,怎么说不干就不干了,看清两人的制服,这才恍然大悟:“哦,抱歉,是我拿反了。罗根,快把你手里的那块布料还给灵蝶,蓝黄色的制服才是你的。” Two people exchange uniform, is a silence. 两人交换制服,又是一阵沉默。 I was not the super hero.” x2 “我不做超级英雄了。”x2 Siht!” “siht!” Deadpool is angry, felt that this is aiming at him intentionally, because in two people cartoon is like this puts on. Especially Psylocke, was the cartoon, in the movie also put on incessantly, now also pretends to act with constraint, clearly looks down upon him. 死侍大怒,感觉这是在故意针对他,因为两人漫画里就是这么穿的。尤其是灵蝶,不止是漫画,电影里也穿了,现在还假装矜持,分明是看不起他。 You think that Uncle Deadpool does make you wear the swimsuit for what? 你以为死侍大爷让你穿泳衣是为了什么? Lascivious? 好色吗? Bah, little looked down upon the person, I am helping you mold the soul! 呸,少瞧不起人了,我是在帮你塑造灵魂! Logan, Psylocke, in the custom according to team manage, you draw a sword, I could not be defied with the dignity of strength certificate team leader. Oh, wait/etc, comes......” “罗根、灵蝶,按照队里的规矩来办,你们拔刀吧,我会用实力证明队长的威严不容挑衅。唉,等等,一个个来……” „” “啊啊啊” After ten seconds, Deadpool proved with the strength, he is really only stupid, dignified anything, does not exist. 十秒后,死侍用实力证明了,他真的只是一个沙雕,威严什么的,根本不存在。 Psylocke and Logan nurse hatred to act, the picture is extremely bloody, Nina was screaming runs down rooftop, Laura ran to pursue. 灵蝶和罗根含恨出手,画面极其血腥,尼娜尖叫着跑下天台,劳拉一路小跑追了过去。 In the team is friendly, between the team member and team leader being together enthusiasm, often can collide the spark. Visits them on the stupid path increasingly estranged, Luo Su happily nods, drew a pistol to give Deadpool to come secretly two. 队内气氛融洽,队员和队长之间相处热情,每每都能碰撞出火花。看着他们在沙雕的道路上渐行渐远,罗素欣慰点了点头,偷偷拔枪给死侍来了两下。 At this moment, an obscure space fluctuation from transmits behind, the Luo Su heart one suddenly, had/left four strange aura the charm sensation to the school garden in much, is powerful. 就在这时,一股晦涩的空间波动从身后传来,罗素心头一突,魔力感知到学院花园里多出了四个陌生的气息,其中一个非常强大。 He turns around to arrive at rooftop, knit the brows to look to , the stature grandiose big blue skin giant, the height exceeded two meters, followed three little brothers, emerged out of thin air in the garden. 他转身来到天台边,皱眉向下方看了过去,身材壮硕高大的蓝皮肤巨人,身高超过两米,身后跟着三名小弟,凭空出现在花园中。 Skillful unfortunately, position that they stand, is really big hole that yesterday's Alex rumbled, today just fills. 巧不巧,他们站立的位置,真是昨天亚历克斯轰出的大坑,今天才刚刚填好。 If we had known remains......” “早知道就留着了……” Luo Su knits the brows to look, two meters high blue big fellow is Apocalypse, white Moss does the hairstyle black younger sister is Storm Ororo, the metal chicken wing is Angel. 罗素皱眉看去,两米高的蓝色大块头是天启,白色莫西干发型的黑妹是暴风女奥萝洛,金属鸡翅是天使 Who last robust man is, unexpectedly eldest child Apocalypse is also higher than one section, was almost three meters. 最后一个壮汉是谁,居然比自家老大天启还高出一截,差不多有三米了。 Ding 【叮】 Host contact plot character Mark, lottery section triggered, would you like to pull now?】 宿主接触剧情人物凯因・马可,触发抽奖环节,是否现在抽取?】 Host contact plot character Sabah does Nour, lottery section triggered, have three drawing opportunities, would you like to pull now?】 宿主接触剧情人物恩・沙巴・努尔,触发抽奖环节,获得三次抽奖机会,是否现在抽取?】 Who is Mark?” “凯因・马可是谁?” Luo Su thought aloud, opened Apocalypse three time to draw. 罗素自言自语一句,开启了天启的三次抽奖。 Skill Card: The potential stimulates( gives others to send benefits quickly)】 技能卡:潜能激发(快去给别人发福利吧)】 Skill Card: Conversion of energy( can the conversion of energy of absorption or within the body be many application modes)】 技能卡:能量转化(可以将吸收或体内的能量转化为多种应用方式)】 Character Card: En Sabah Nour( in Earth history first mutant)】 人物卡:恩・沙巴・努尔(地球历史上第一个变种人)】 Damn, wants to deceive me 55 to open......” “md,又想骗我五五开……” Luo Su disdains to curl the lip, when with Professor X boasted, he had said the luck good to be able 55 to open with Apocalypse, referred to pulled out to Apocalypse Character Card. 罗素不屑撇嘴,和x教授吹牛时,他说过运气好可以和天启五五开,指的就是抽到天启人物卡 But really pulled out, he will not waste in this world, was those words, the day collapses to have the phoenix female to withstand/top. Apocalypse must destroy the world, has what relations with his Luo Su, the elite who he hits dozen of Storm this ranks blamed on ok. 但真抽到了,他才不会浪费在这个世界,还是那句话,天塌下来有凤凰女顶着。天启要毁灭世界,和他罗素有什么关系,他打打暴风女这种级别的精英怪就ok了。 Well, that...... that big fellow is not Juggernaut, he how here?” Wade gathers side Luo Su, lifts the hand bird's eye view: This fellow, wears the clothes, is not, dragging the helmet I nearly not to recognize.” “咦,那个……那个大块头不是红坦克吗,他怎么在这里?”韦德凑到罗素身边,抬手鸟瞰:“这家伙,穿上衣服,不是,拖了头盔我险些没认出来。” Juggernaut! 红坦克 Luo Su suddenly, Juggernaut on Juggernaut, must say that what Mark, does him for a while not to think, made Deadpool install to compel for no reason. 罗素恍然,红坦克红坦克,非要说什么凯因・马可,搞得他一时没想起来,平白无故让死侍装了个逼。 In the cartoon, Juggernaut has many hypotheses, mutant is one of them, in the most classical setting, his strength came from the magic. 漫画中,红坦克有不少设定,变种人是其中之一,在最经典的设定里,他的力量来自于魔法。 Juggernaut is an average person, contacts dark red control the Cyttorak ruby, obtaining the charm turned into the strength greatly to be infinite and indestructible Juggernaut. 红坦克原本是个普通人,接触到‘深红主宰’赛托拉克的红宝石,获得魔力变成了力大无穷且坚不可摧的红坦克 Does not know, in the edition of this world, he and Professor X is also the different father different mother brothers. 就是不知道,在这个世界的版本里,他和x教授还是不是异父异母的兄弟。 By the way, the Doctor Strange signboard magic ‚the deep Red Devils belt/bring borrowed the Cyttorak strength, similarly is the dimension demon god, Dormammu in front of Cyttorak, is a younger brother. 顺便说一句,奇异博士的招牌魔法‘深红魔带’就是借用了赛托拉克的力量,同样是维度魔神,多玛姆赛托拉克面前,就是一弟弟。 In the garden, around the Apocalypse closing eyes sensation, thought aloud: Here is the mutant school, indeed lives up to reputation, I can induce to many potential powerful children, they have the qualifications to become my knight.” 花园中,天启闭目感知四周,自言自语道:“这里就是变种人学校吗,的确名不虚传,我能感应到很多潜力强大的孩子,他们都有资格成为我的骑士。” The next second, Apocalypse induces anything, looked up to rooftop, the line of sight and Luo Su faces each other across a great distance, after the invisible spark spattered in all directions, immediately frowns. 下一秒,天启似是感应到了什么,抬头望向天台,视线和罗素遥遥相对,无形的火花迸溅后,当即皱起了眉头。 Interesting, one is not mutant human, unexpectedly has this and other fearful destructive power.” Apocalypse shows the interested expression: Storm, you hold him, remembering probably live.” “有意思,一个并非变种人的人类,居然拥有这等可怕的破坏力。”天启露出饶有兴趣的表情:“暴风女,你去抓住他,记住要活的。” Compliant!” “遵命!” Storm Ororo both eyes flood white, both hands open, one group of tornados from the ground pick up it, flies to the midair in a flash, faces each other across a great distance with Luo Su keeps highly orthogonal. 暴风女奥萝洛双目泛白,双手撑开,一团旋风将其从地面托起,转瞬之间飞至半空,和罗素遥遥相对保持高度平齐。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! In the low altitude, the black thunder clouds of tumbling take shape rapidly, after the strengthening of Apocalypse, the ability promotion of Ororo control weather are many, in a short time, summoned the large-scale thunder clouds. 低空中,翻滚的黑色雷云急速成型,经过天启的强化,奥萝洛掌控天气的能力提升不少,在极短的时间内,召唤出了规模庞大的雷云。 Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” What to do, wants the make way? 怎么办,要不要闪开? The words of non- make way, does Ororo will be very awkward, but the words of make way...... the lightning rod constitution automatic absorption, has not missed with the non- make way. 不闪开的话,奥萝洛会不会很尴尬,可闪开的话……避雷针体质自动吸收,和不闪开没差。 Rumble!! 轰隆隆!! Bang a loud sound, the dazzling white light overspreads the sky, the thunder snake that winds to twist walks fast in the cloud layer. 轰隆一声巨响,刺眼的白光铺满天空,蜿蜒扭曲的雷蛇在云层之中疾走。 The Ororo single-handed move, lags behind several manic flash from the sky, she coldly smiles, gathers in Quanfeng the thunder, wields the fist fiercely, divided directly on Luo Su. 奥萝洛单手一招,从天空拉下数条狂躁的闪光,她冷冷一笑,将电闪雷鸣汇聚于拳锋,猛地挥出拳头,径直劈在了罗素身上。 ! 噼里啪啦! One second, two seconds, three seconds...... 一秒,两秒,三秒…… In air suddenly one static! 空气中陡然一静! Luo Su freezes, is slightly excessive, by the Ororo scalding hot line of sight, was looked a little embarrassed. 罗素原地不动,微微偏过头,被奥萝洛灼热的视线,看得有点不好意思了。 Ororo gawked the god, did not lose heart and chops to fall several lightnings, finally stopped the unproductive weak attack, a face compelled to look at Luo Su ignorant. 奥萝洛愣了愣神,不死心又劈落了好几道闪电,最后停下徒劳无力的攻击,一脸懵逼看着罗素 Deadpool drew the Luo Su sleeves, small sound said: Waiter, leaves is being cold a face, quickly makes anything, the opposite was about to cry.” 死侍拉了拉罗素的衣袖,小声道:“伙计,别冷着一张脸,赶快做点什么,对面快哭了。” Right.” “对对对。” The Luo Su nod name is, deeply inspires, shouts greatly: Aiyaya, the good fierce lightning, I am not quickly good, do not divide again!” 罗素点头称是,深吸一口气,大喊道:“哎呀呀,好厉害的闪电,我快不行了,千万不要再劈了!” Deadpool: „......” 死侍:“……” Is such? 是这样的吗?
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