AE :: Volume #15 我讨厌死侍

#636: Except for is a little dazzling, other are very good


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„Were you just speaking with me?” “你刚刚是不是在和我说话?” You want like this to ask that definitely cannot be I! 你要这么问,那肯定不能是我! Eric tightened the bosom wife and children, the stutter asked: What just...... just did some people say?” 艾瑞克紧了紧怀里的妻儿,结结巴巴问道:“刚刚……刚有人说了些什么吗?” Has, some people are obloquying the bastard to the sky, at that time only then I in the space, I pondered over am definitely scolding me.” Luo Su both hands make a fist, ten joints flip-flop make noise: Boy, if I have not misunderstood, that person is you!” “有的,有人对着天空大骂混蛋,那时只有我在天上,我琢磨着肯定是在骂我。”罗素双手握拳,十根骨节噼啪作响:“小子,如果我没听错的话,那个人就是你吧!” „It is not! It is not!” “不是!不是!” Eric shakes the head again and again, voice suddenly hoarse: You are misunderstand certainly...... are not right, you have not misunderstood, that fellow of cursing at people indeed in the , that person is...... is......” 艾瑞克连连摇头,嗓音突然沙哑了起来:“您一定是听错……不对,您没有听错,骂人的那家伙的确就在附近,那个人是……是……” Eric brow sweats, sees the slackjawed police, in the eye none flashes. 艾瑞克眉头冒汗,看到目瞪狗呆的警察们,眼中精光一闪。 You! 就你们了! He puts out a hand fiercely a finger/refers: Is they, I hear to scold to pass on with one's own ears from the crowd, will not be wrong.” 他猛地伸手一指:“就是他们,我亲耳听到骂声从人群里传出来,不会错的。” Un!?” “嗯!?” The Luo Su nasal cavity snort/hum, turned around to look at dumbfounded to police: Everyone, the food can eat randomly, the words cannot speak irresponsibly, since scolded were bold in shouldering the responsibility. Is who scolded, hurrying stood, I was very busy, do not lose my precious time.” 罗素鼻腔哼了一声,转身看向已经傻眼了的警察们:“各位,饭可以乱吃,话不能乱说,既然骂了就勇于承担责任。是谁骂的,赶紧站出来,我很忙的,别耽误我宝贵的时间。” Damn, Magneto do not refer to blindly.” “该死,万磁王你不要瞎指。” Who who who scolded knew in heart, be not thinking framed by planting stolen goods on others......” “谁骂的谁心里有数,别想着栽赃别人……” „......” “……” The small town police frightened, saw the Luo Su tone to transfer coldly, quickly talked at once to explain, finally simultaneous/uniform Qizhi Eric: Is he, is he, his is frames by planting stolen goods on to shift blame, we testified collectively, was you who he scolded.” 小镇警察们吓出了一身冷汗,见罗素语气转冷,急忙七嘴八舌解释起来,最后齐齐指着艾瑞克:“是他,就是他,他这是栽赃嫁祸,我们集体作证,就是他骂的您。” Luo Su draws in the wing, the peripheral rainwater gathers, in changes to a thick high back chair that he falls to the ground instantaneously. 罗素收拢羽翼,周边的雨水汇拢,在他落地的瞬间化作一把厚实的高背靠椅。 Luo Su takes advantage of opportunity to sit on the chair, lifted the hand to hit a sound to refer, everywhere dark clouds dissipated, the bright moonlight threw over on the body, should seem incomparably sacred with the Saint light. 罗素顺势坐在椅子上,抬手打了个响指,漫天阴云消散,皎洁的月光披在身上,应和圣光显得无比神圣。 At this moment, Eric family of three, made up the ding and Saint with small town police simultaneous/uniform Qinao sings. 这一刻,艾瑞克一家三口,和小镇警察们齐齐脑补出了钟声和圣唱。 Nina covers the small heart that bang bang is jumping, said naively: Excuse me, are you God?” 尼娜捂着砰砰直跳的小心脏,天真道:“请问,你是上帝吗?” „It is not!” “不是!” Luo Su two spread out, keep flat on chair rail: I am not God, without seeing God, remember, he is only a belief, existed is OK at heart.” 罗素两手摊开,平放在靠椅扶手上:“我不是上帝,也没有见过上帝,记住,他只是一种信仰,存在于心里就可以了。” „!” “哦!” Nina appears to understand but not really understand to nod: In reality, God does not exist, right?” 尼娜似懂非懂点了点头:“现实中,上帝是不存在的,对吗?” „It is not clear, has not seen character, I am not good to answer......” Luo Su to hesitate for three seconds, thought that attacks child's belief is not inappropriate, adds: But Gabriel is exists, at that war of gate of hell fiendish person Asmodeus opening hell, I have seen him, spiritless does not like speaking, not sunlight.” “不清楚,没有见过的人物,我不好做出回答……”罗素沉吟三秒,觉得打击小孩子的信仰不合适,补充道:“但加百列是存在的,在地狱魔王阿斯蒙蒂斯开启地狱之门的那一战,我见过他,死气沉沉的不爱说话,一点也不阳光。” „......” “……” In forest deathly stillness silent, why daughters Eric 100,000 embraces tightly, the police throat becomes dry, the topic is too serious no one to dare to meet, the crazy brain makes up several hundred thousand characters the epic myth war. 林中死寂无声,艾瑞克将自家十万个为什么的女儿搂紧,警察们喉咙发干,话题太沉重没人敢接,疯狂脑补出几十万字的史诗神话大战。 At this time, Luo Su also spoke: To be honest, I now a little am also muddled, you said are reasonable, person but who I am also have the status, cannot even white be scolded also treated as has not heard, you said right?” 这时,罗素又说话了:“说实话,我现在也有点糊涂了,你们说得都很有道理,但我好歹也是个有身份的人,不能平白被人骂了还当做没听见,你们说对吧?” Right!” xn “对对对!”xn That was like this good, fair, you fight one, lost that is to scold my person.” “那这样好了,公平点,你们打一架,输了的那个就是骂我的人。” Small town police hears word, look at each other in blank dismay one by one, one of them braces oneself saying: This...... the mister, you possibly does not know, his name was Eric Scherr, was called Magneto, was powerful mutant, we on could not be victorious together he.” 小镇警察们闻言,各个面面相觑,其中一人硬着头皮说道:“这位……先生,你可能不知道,他叫艾瑞克・兰谢尔,被称之为万磁王,是一名实力强大的变种人,我们一起上也打不过他。” This issue is simple!” “这个问题简单!” Luo Su nods, looks to Magneto: „In order to be fair, can't you use the ability, ok?” 罗素点点头,看向万磁王:“公平起见,你不许使用能力,ok?” Ok.” “可以。” Eric deeply inspires, guesses correctly Luo Su to know the truth, the wife and daughters have not died to be really Heaven to care, he is not saying anything, at the wife and daughters forehead respective kiss, was duty-bound not to turn back to charge into the small town police. 艾瑞克深吸一口气,猜出罗素知道真相,妻女没死实属上苍眷顾,他不在多说些什么,在妻女额头各自吻了一下,义无反顾冲向了小镇警察。 After 30 seconds, the small town police black and blue Eric will crush in the place, the hollow laugh is looking to Luo Su. 30秒钟过后,小镇警察们将鼻青脸肿的艾瑞克压倒在地,干笑着望向罗素 The solid hammer, is Eric! 实锤,就是艾瑞克! Very good, he will pay the price for his crime.” Luo Su lifts hand one move, the water curtain wraps Eric, his wife and daughters is also raising one group of water curtains, three people turn toward the sky to flutter slowly. “很好,他会为他的罪行付出代价。”罗素抬手一招,水幕包裹艾瑞克,连带着他的妻女脚下也升起一团水幕,三人缓缓向着天空飘去。 Nina their anything has not done, they are innocent, please......” “尼娜她们什么也没做,她们是无辜的,请您……” Luo Su neglected Eric's plea, stands up from the seat, a pair of light wing splits open in the back: Everyone, the present was the social science, something should not exist. For example my back wing, they had been abandoned by the time, therefore, today's matter troubles you to help keep secret.” 罗素忽略了艾瑞克的恳求,从座椅上站起,一对光翼在背后绽开:“各位,现在是科学社会了,有些事物不该存在。比如我背后的翅膀,它们已经被时代抛弃,所以,今天的事情麻烦你们帮忙保密。” The voice falls, the ray circulation, waits for the small town police to open eyes, Luo Su and Eric vanishes does not see. The dark clouds of sky gather slowly, the thin rain belt a cool feeling, making people simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform hit to tremble. 话音落下,光芒流转,等小镇警察睁开眼,罗素和艾瑞克一家消失不见。天空的阴云缓缓聚来,细雨带着一丝凉意,令众人齐齐打了个寒颤。 Team leader, what to do should we?” “队长,我们该怎么办?” What to do can also, remember a few words, today today's anything has not seen.” “还能怎么办,记住一句话,今天今天什么也没看到。” That Magneto......” “那万磁王……” Magneto that what Magneto, where comes, who saw Magneto?” “什么万磁王,哪来的万磁王,谁看到万磁王了?” Sorry, is I am blind.” “抱歉,是我眼瞎。” ...... …… like this mentioned, weren't you Angel?” On the airplane, Eric comforts the wife who has a lingering fear, feels silt azure on face, the forced smile. 这么说来,你不是天使?”飞机上,艾瑞克安抚完心有余悸的妻子,摸着脸上的淤青,苦笑不已。 When I had said I was Angel?” “我什么时候说过我是天使了?” Luo Su asked back, Eric is in the wrong and out of arguments, he deeply inspires, said sincerely: Thank you saved them, I owe you two lives, regardless of later you have anything to request, I will comply unconditionally, even if wants my life.” 罗素反问,艾瑞克理屈词穷,他深吸一口气,诚恳道:“谢谢你救了她们,我欠你两条命,以后不论你有什么要求,我都会无条件答应,哪怕是要我的命。” Eric, this was you said that no one compelled you.” “艾瑞克,这可是你说的,没人逼你。” Luo Su at present one bright, Eric's commitment is only effective in this world, is little significance to him, but entertainment populace: I do not feel embarrassed you, we start to go to the mutant school immediately, you vindicated to Charles in the presence of everyone, said 100 I love you, then deeply kisses with him for 30 seconds, owes me one to write off.” 罗素眼前一亮,艾瑞克的承诺只在这个世界有效,对他没有太大意义,但娱乐大众还是可以的:“我也不为难你,我们启程马上去变种人学院,你当众向查尔斯表白,说一百遍‘我爱你’,而后和他深吻三十秒,欠我的人情一笔勾销。” Eric and his wife: „......” 艾瑞克夫妇:“……” Eric corners of the mouth twitch, how to say again he is also wins great reputation Magneto, in mutant the top powerhouse, his favor does not know that many people want, wastes generally on the like this child's play...... 艾瑞克嘴角抽搐,再怎么说他也是名声在外的万磁王,变种人中顶尖的强者,他的人情不知道又多少人想要,就这么儿戏一般浪费掉…… He does not attach great importance to face-saving? 他不要面子的吗? However then thinks, on strength that Luo Su shows, indeed cannot have a liking for his favor. 不过转而一想,就罗素表现出来的实力而言,的确看不上他的人情。 May speak must keep a promise, really can kiss Charles? 可说过话又不能不算数,难道真的要去吻查尔斯? Eric knits the brows to rack one's brains, was saying to the wife: Sorry, dear, I could make an absurd matter, but you know my, this has no recourse, person who I love only then you.” 艾瑞克皱眉苦思,对着妻子说道:“抱歉,亲爱的,我可能要做出一件荒唐的事情,但你知道我的,这是迫不得已,我爱的人只有你。” „......” “……” Man who you must kiss goodbye, added that only loves my one, do I seemingly have like this to be silly? 你要去吻别的男人,还说只爱我一个,我看起来有这么傻吗? Also, you said these times, can do not smile! 还有,你说这些的时候,能不能不要笑! Eric's wife is a very virtuous woman, always gives fully his face before the bystander, this time is no exception, clear(ly) knows own head is a little heavy, installed to smile to select under. 艾瑞克的妻子是个很贤惠的女人,在外人面前从来都给足他面子,这次也不例外,明知道自己头上有点重,还是强装微笑点了下头。 Luo Su, no joking, you embarrassed Eric somewhat.” Professor X sits the wheelchair to go forward, smiles to look to Magneto of young version, does not know that is thinking anything. 罗素,别闹了,你让艾瑞克有些难堪。”x教授坐着轮椅上前,笑眯眯看向年轻版的万磁王,也不知在想些什么。 Eric frowns immediately tightly, suddenly the old man of digression makes him have to plant very familiar feeling, but two people should be first meeting. 艾瑞克当即紧皱眉头,突然插话的老者让他有种非常熟悉的感觉,但两人应该是第一次见面。 Takes the liberty to ask one, do we know?” “冒昧问一句,我们认识吗?” Understanding, we in knew long before, will also fight side-by-side in the future repeatedly.” Professor X touched under the waist with no trace, in the foreheads was more benign. “认识,我们在很早以前就认识了,而且在未来也会多次并肩作战。”x教授不着痕迹摸了下腰,眉宇之间更加和颜悦色了。 The crisis raids the heart, Eric exhibits attack driving instantaneously, controls nearby iron hardware to sphere Professor X, is probing asking: „Is Charles, you?” 危机袭上心头,艾瑞克瞬间摆开攻击驾驶,操控旁边的铁器围住x教授,试探着问道:“查尔斯,是你吗?” Professor X is stunned, after the moment, makes noise with a smile: Was looked by you, how to achieve?” x教授愕然,片刻后笑着出声:“被你看出来了,怎么做到的?” I felt that some people want to enter in my head, does not have others to meet like this to do except for you.” Eric said ill-humoredly: Said that you ask me to come, but also camouflages a lame old person specially, wants to make anything.” “我感觉有人想进入我的脑袋里,除了你没别人会这么做。”艾瑞克没好气道:“说吧,你找我过来,还专门伪装成一个瘸腿的老人,想要做什么。” Has not camouflaged, Eric, I am old.” “没有伪装,艾瑞克,我已经老了。” Cracks a joke......” “开什么玩笑……” Were shocked Eric words to half, because Professor X implanted some off and on memories in his mind, looked , his whole person is not good. 艾瑞克话到一半就愣住了,因为x教授在他脑海中植入了断断续续的一些记忆,看完之后他整个人都不好了。 You entered my brain!” “你又进入了我的大脑!” Proficiently roared to finish, Eric said calmly: Charles, these real?” 熟练地咆哮结束,艾瑞克冷静道:“查尔斯,这些都是真的?” Professor X smiles to look at him pale, and had says anything. x教授淡笑望着他,并有多说什么。 Thanks, if not you, the Nina mother and daughter...... really thanked...... Eric deeply to bow very much, then in the surface the blooming smile, has not seen like many years of good friend, delivered a hug to Professor X: Charles, the new hairstyle is very suitable you, except for is a little dazzling, other are very good, may be called perfect!” “谢谢,如果不是你们,尼娜她们母女俩……真的很感谢……”艾瑞克深深鞠了一躬,而后面上绽放笑容,如同多年好友未见,给x教授送上一个拥抱:“查尔斯,新发型很适合你,除了有点刺眼,其他都很好,堪称完美!” Professor X smiles, life many unexpected twists and turns, state of mind already honor or disgrace not startled, has not cared this teasing words. x教授笑了笑,人生大起大伏,心境早已荣辱不惊,没把这句调侃的话放在心上。 Hehe!! everybody! Looks here” “嘿嘿!!everybody!看这里” How does not know, Eric sudden hands and feet convulsion, transferred same place several, feared that is spanking own, like ride a horse danced the dance of spicy eye, the mouth roar roar haha was also shouting the worker's chant. 就是不知怎么的,艾瑞克突然手脚抽风,原地转了几圈,怕打着自己的屁股,如同骑马般跳起了辣眼睛的舞蹈,嘴里还吼吼哈哈喊着号子。 Luo Su: „......” 罗素:“……” The waist is good! 腰不错! He pulls out the digital camera subconsciously, took this group of precious pictures. 他下意识掏出数码相机,拍下了这组珍贵的画面。 „Can Luo Su, duplicate one to give me?” 罗素,能复制一份给我吗?” Luo Su heard that the word selects the eyebrow to look to Professor X, two people are acquainted smile, reaches the agreement instantaneously: Professor, you think where on passes to?” 罗素闻言挑眉看向x教授,两人相识一笑,瞬间达成共识:“教授,你想上传到哪里?” Sends one to go to Xavier talent youngster school.” “寄一份去泽维尔天才少年学院。” Does not have the issue, wants me to spend to help publish in the newspaper?” “没问题,要我花钱帮忙登报纸吗?” This......” “这……” Professor X reveals the color of feeling embarrassed, after puzzled moment, said: Troubled you, remembers that wanted the sales volume big newspaper.” x教授露出为难之色,纠结片刻后说道:“麻烦你了,记得要销量大一点报纸。”
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