AE :: Volume #15 我讨厌死侍

#634: New world: Apocalypse


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Kansas! 堪萨斯州! Nearby the suburbs has a development base in medical thing company, this medical thing company has no fame in U.S.A, knows in Kansas also few people, is very low-key. 市郊附近有一家医用品公司的研发基地,这家医用品公司在美帝没什么名气,在堪萨斯州也少有人知,十分低调。 The deficient fame is not the operation is not good, but is this company from the start is a empty shell, the research and development medical equipment confuses with outward smoke shell, the development base is the key point, here subordinates in Arcalie Corporation. 缺乏名气并不是经营不好,而是这家公司压根就是一空壳,研发医用设备是对外迷惑用的烟雾弹,研发基地才是重点,这里隶属于阿尔卡利公司。 Professor X consequence diligently is fearful, not only controlled this development base, but also makes person of mutant children North Dakota receive. x教授努力的后果非常可怕,不仅控制了这座研发基地,还让人把北达科他州的变种人孩子接了过来。 Afterward, Logan's face was mad crookedly, he was headstrong, without the brain, did not see with own eyes that which the fact can also not know Professor X is installing dull. 事后,罗根的脸都气歪了,他只是莽,并不是没有脑子,眼见事实哪还能不知道x教授在装呆。 Obtains the news of Professor X thorough cure from the Luo Su place, he air/Qi results in the capacity for food to rise sharply, the body weight increased several pounds. 罗素处得到x教授彻底治愈的消息,他气得饭量大涨,体重增加了好几磅。 From entering the time of development base, has crossed for a week, Luo Su located to obtain past years from Dr. Rice x weapons the experimental data, successfully extracted the self-recovery factor from x-24 within the body, transplanted Logan within the body. 距离进入研发基地的时间,已经过了一个星期,罗素从莱斯博士处得到了当年‘x武器’的实验数据,成功从x-24体内提取出自愈因子,移植到了罗根体内。 Because two people are the reason of genuine and replica, the transplant process of self-recovery factor is smooth, almost does not have any rejection reaction. 因为两人是正版和复制体的缘故,自愈因子的移植过程非常顺利,几乎没有任何排斥反应。 Reason that said is almost, because of Logan with the brain control mouth , indicating his body, although was honest, the soul actually repelled. 之所以说是几乎,是因为罗根用大脑控制嘴巴,表示他的身体虽老实,灵魂却非常排斥。 Logan does not like x-24, in various significances repugnant opposite party, therefore the x-24 self-recovery factor is also repugnant. Even if x-24 is his replica, transplanting the self-recovery factor changes a view is the thing returning to rightful owner, a face is not glad. 罗根不喜欢x-24,各种意义上讨厌对方,所以连带着x-24的自愈因子也非常讨厌。哪怕x-24是他的复制体,移植自愈因子换个说法是物归原主,还是一脸不乐意。 Regarding this brain remnant person, Luo Su never meets the good words to persuade, the threat said that if Logan dares bb again, shifts his soul to the x-24 empty shell. 对于这种脑残人士,罗素从来不会好言相劝,威胁称,如果罗根再敢bb,就把他的灵魂转移到x-24的空壳内。 Logan does not believe from the beginning, but when Luo Su summoned Jason's soul, after forcing in the body of x-24 its activation, his soul was also honest. 罗根一开始不相信,但当罗素把杰森的灵魂召唤出,塞进x-24的身体将其激活后,他的灵魂也老实了。 Today is to test the schedule last day, Luo Su observed data, confirmed that the self-recovery factor integrates Logan within the body, helping him thoroughly restore the ability of overspeed regeneration. 今天是实验日程安排的最后一天,罗素观察数据,确认自愈因子融入罗根体内,帮助他彻底恢复超速再生的能力。 Logan, the experiment successfully ended, congratulates you to have a new lease of life.” “罗根,实验圆满结束,恭喜你重获新生。” Heard Luo Su to announce the experiment to end, Logan hemp slid from training the trough crawls, since was curved the arm to rouse under the biceps, complained: Jokes aside, lay down the feeling in test platform ruined......” 听到罗素宣告实验结束,罗根麻溜从培养槽里爬出来,弯起手臂鼓了下二头肌,抱怨道:“说真的,躺在试验台上的感觉糟透了……” Typical resulted in cheaply also showed off cleverness! 典型的得了便宜还卖乖! Luo Su white his eyes: Is worse, hurries to wear the pants, you exposed the brain capacity small flaw.” 罗素白了他一眼:“还有更糟的,赶紧把裤子穿上,你暴露了自己脑容量小的缺陷。” Logan has not responded from the beginning, thinks through later air/Qi jumps three chi (0.33 m) high, in the mirror sees own 30 -year-old faces, starts to be disgruntled. 罗根一开始没反应过来,想通之后气得一蹦三尺高,在镜子里看到自己三十来岁的脸,又开始心生不满。 Luo Su, my face was too young, can adjust?” 罗素,我的脸太年轻了,能不能调节一下?” What do you mean?” “什么意思?” Luo Su wondered, unexpectedly some people dislike themselves young, if this hears to Professor X, can not turn into the retarded child immediately. 罗素纳闷了,居然有人嫌自己年轻,这要是给x教授听到,不得立马变成低能儿。 Laura she............ I must play a father's role now, the too young words, Laura will lack as daughter's determination...... like this said, you do understand?” Logan stutter said. “劳拉她……呃……我现在要扮演一个父亲的角色,太年轻的话,劳拉会缺少身为女儿的自觉……这么说,你明白吗?”罗根结结巴巴说道。 Hehe, lacks the aware person is you, is not Laura.” Luo Su disdains saying: „To make Laura approve you, is not a face, this matter does not have the shortcut, puts best into it!” “呵呵,缺少自觉的人是你,不是劳拉。”罗素不屑道:“想让劳拉认同你,靠得不是一张老脸,这种事情没有捷径,好自为之吧!” Right, Luo Su said very right, this is you a responsibility as father, is unable to shirk to anybody, can only try hard.” Professor X controls the wheelchair to appear. “没错,罗素说得很对,这是你身为一个父亲的责任,无法推卸给任何人,只能自己努力。”x教授操控着轮椅出现。 Since the group controlled this development base, Luo Su, Logan, Deadpool belt-bags extravagant, Deadpool goes out to buy daily. Although Professor X is still penniless, actually did not affect him to have the new wheelchair, suit and leather shoes, to produce the element and gel. 自从一行人控制了这间研发基地,罗素、罗根、死侍三人的腰包就阔绰了起来,死侍日常出去买买买。x教授虽依旧一贫如洗,却不影响他有了新的轮椅、西装、皮鞋、生发素、发胶。 Although the gel cannot use temporarily, but the person is living, must have a goal. 发胶虽暂时用不上,但人活着,总得有个目标。 Whether the Professor X goal can be realized to be unknown, but he cultivates the behavior very optimistically...... x教授的目标能否实现不得而知,但他做人非常乐观…… In the funds issue of research base, the disparity among people are clear, infamy that the Deadpool harvest becomes greedy at the sight of money, but Professor X obtained the material, obtained the praise that regards money is the muck, set the perfect example to the children. 在研究基地的经费问题上,人与人之间的差距一目了然,死侍收获见钱眼开的骂名,而x教授得到了物质,也得到了视金钱为粪土的赞誉,给孩子们树立了完美的榜样。 Deadpool: If I am a second generation of rich, my tm will not care about money! Also, he spends is my money! 死侍:如果我是富二代,我tm也不会在乎钱!还有,他花的都是我的钱! Logan looks at Professor X, walked two regarding him, thought that lacked anything, the look changes, said anxiously: Charles, Laura also has other children, which did they go?” 罗根看着x教授,围绕他走了两圈,觉得缺了点什么,眼神一变,紧张道:“查尔斯,劳拉还有其他孩子们,他们去哪了?” Professor X gives a calm smile: Children are lively, in addition very repugnant laboratory, I made them go out to play.” x教授淡然一笑:“孩子们活泼好动,加上很讨厌实验室,我让他们出去玩了。” Only then they?” Logan whole person is not good. “就只有他们?”罗根整个人都不好了。 No, has Wade to be responsible for looking after them.” “不,有韦德负责照看他们。” That stupid also in!” x2 “那个沙雕也在!”x2 This, the Luo Su following whole person is not good, Professor X was insane, unexpectedly dislikes stupid to be not enough. 这一下,罗素也跟着整个人都不好了,x教授疯了,居然嫌沙雕还不够多。 Relax, Wade seems like not proper, he knows how should grasp the discretion.” “放心,韦德只是看似不正经,他知道该怎么把握分寸。” Not, Professor, this is not the discretion issue, but is the issue of criterion. The Wade criterion is big, being the minor needs under the guardianship of guardian, to be able the type of short distance contact.” Luo Su shakes the head again and again, was fantasizing appearance of one crowd of little rascal style drift offs, the subconsciousness hit to tremble. “不不不,教授,这不是分寸的问题,而是尺度的问题。韦德的尺度非常大,属于未成年人需要在家长的监护下,才能近距离接触的类型。”罗素连连摇头,幻想着一群小鬼画风跑偏的样子,下意识打了个寒颤。 Too bad, later waits for the person to come back, can wrap/sets the Deadpool mask collectively? 太糟糕了,待会儿等人回来,会不会集体套着死侍的面罩? Three people are saying, outside the laboratory hears chirp the chatting sound, when a Logan wolf first flushed. Both eyes have swept the crowd, in the little rascal surface all normal, he did not feel relieved, approaches own son quietly. 三人正说着,实验室外传来叽叽喳喳的说笑声,罗根一狼当先冲了出去。双目扫过人群,小鬼们表面上一切正常,他仍不放心,悄悄靠近自家的崽儿。 Laura, where that sand...... does Wade lead you to go to play today? Amusement park or park?” Logan compensates to smile cautiously, serious in speech and manner he, this moment facial features wrinkle in the same place, seems chrysanthemum that was just in full bloom. “劳拉,今天那个沙……韦德带你们去哪玩了?游乐场还是公园?”罗根小心翼翼赔笑,不苟言笑的他,此刻五官皱在一起,好似一朵刚刚盛开的菊花。 „......” Laura throws down a back of the head, rushed to other place to play. “……”劳拉丢下一个后脑勺,跑到别的地方去玩了。 At this time, other children spoke, alleviated Logan's awkwardness. 这时,其他小朋友发言,缓解了罗根的尴尬。 The day before yesterday went to the amusement park, yesterday went to the aquarium, today Uncle Wade led us to sing.” “前天去了游乐场,昨天去了海洋馆,今天韦德叔叔带我们去唱歌了。” Sang!?” “唱歌!?” Logan does not believe: Sang? Hasn't he deliberately created trouble, making you drink?” 罗根不信:“只是唱歌?他没胡闹,让你们喝酒吧?” Does not have the liquor, only then drink and milk.” “没有酒,只有饮料和牛奶。” We have been singing, only then Uncle Wade has not sung, he is very good, left us the microphone.” “我们一直在唱歌,只有韦德叔叔没有唱,他很好的,把话筒留给了我们。” Right, originally three pretty elder sisters must sing, finally Uncle Wade is angry very much, draws them to the corner, one reproved them said that cried.” “没错,本来还有三个漂亮的姐姐也要唱歌,结果韦德叔叔很生气,把她们拉到角落里,一顿训斥把她们都说哭了。” Un, afterward Uncle Wade feared the elder sisters disturb us, took away them specially other room, making us sing the tail from the beginning.” “嗯,后来韦德叔叔怕姐姐们打扰我们,专程把她们带去了别的房间,让我们从头唱到了尾。” Yes, Uncle Wade will take care of the person very much, I most liked going out to play with him!” “是啊,韦德叔叔很会照顾人的,我最喜欢和他出去玩了!” „......” “……” Logan more listens more not to feel right, to finally, the whole piece face always draws is long, a pair of wolf ominous light reveals completely, found Deadpool that prepares to sneak off secretly in the entrance. 罗根越听越觉得不对劲,到最后,整张脸拉得老长,一双狼目凶光毕露,在门口找到了正准备偷偷溜走的死侍 Following 20,000 characters, because the picture is bloody, had been deleted. 接下来的两万字,因画面过于血腥,已被删减。 All things are ready, the people head for the new world, including Professor X, no one to has to yearn for sadly, has a dream wants to flee. 万事准备就绪,众人启程前往新世界,包括x教授在内,没人对伤心地存有留恋,做梦都想逃离。 Before departure, Professor X in the mind implants an order in Dr. Rice, the destruction research base, deletes all records and data. 在离开前,x教授在莱斯博士脑海里植入一条命令,销毁研究基地,删除所有的记录和数据。 To Dr. Jweijati, Professor X thinks him should with the base altogether life or death. 至于莱斯博士本人,x教授认为他应该和基地共存亡。 ...... …… In 1983! 1983年! New York, Westchester, Xavier talent youngster school! 纽约,韦斯特切斯特,泽维尔天才少年学院! The place that Deadpool this time presents is credible, is very near from Westchester County, Luo Su rented a bus, takes the people to rush to the talent youngster school. 死侍这次出现的地点非常靠谱,距离韦斯特切斯特郡很近,罗素租了一辆大巴车,带上众人赶往天才少年学院。 Right, here is X fights the police: Apocalypse World! 没错,这里是【x战警:天启】的世界! According to X fights the police The time line of movie universe judged, this time is the reversal in the future the restarting universe, Wolverine 3 plots are not independent, happen to happened after this time line. 按照【x战警】电影宇宙的时间线来判断,此时是逆转未来后的重启宇宙,【金刚狼】三的剧情并非独立,正好是发生在这条时间线之后。 In other words , who Professor X will meet the young period, he has no way to save oneself both legs, but there is an opportunity to save the hair-follicle. 换言之,x教授将遇到年轻时期的自己,他没法拯救自己的双腿,但有机会拯救毛囊。 But nowadays Logan, does not have fighting, does not have the crazy excessive drinking, he is participating in x weapons the scientific research item, is mainly responsible for being studied. 而现如今的罗根,既没有打架斗殴,也没有疯狂酗酒,他正在参与‘x武器’的科研项目,主要负责被人研究。 Luo Su, you come, I had the matter to with you say.” The Deadpool cat in the bus back row, beckons toward Luo Su. 罗素,你过来,我有事要和你说。”死侍猫在大巴车后排,向着罗素招手。 „Don't your oneself have the long leg?” “你自己没长腿吗?” Was just broken, has not recovered.” “刚被打断,还没复原。” Luo Su walks: Gets what one deserves, if you lead Logan to sing together, he will not punch you.” 罗素走过去:“活该,你要是带着罗根一起去唱歌,他就不会揍你了。” But my leg was broken by you......” “可我的腿是被你打断的……” Deadpool low voice bb, when Luo Su after said in a low voice: I discovered bug, after restarting, X fights the police Except for Logan, the principal role changed the new actor, but before , we watch the picture of zither | Jean to Logan, he is not accidental/surprised.” 死侍小声bb一句,等罗素靠近后低声道:“我发现了一个bug,重启之后的【x战警】除了罗根,主要角色都换了新演员,可之前我们给罗根看琴的照片,他却一点也不意外。” „The length of person meets, as time variation, is very normal.” “人的长相会随着时间变化,很正常。” That Mystique? How can be able from Jennifer Lawrence, to grow into Rebecca Romijn?” “那魔形女呢?要怎样才能从詹妮弗・劳伦斯,长成丽贝卡・罗梅恩?” Long remnant!” “长残了呗!”
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