The flight vehicle high-speed travel in the sky, the zither | Jean and Ororo two people drives, in each head/number of people a shopping bag. 飞行器高速行驶在天空,琴和奥萝洛两人驾驶,每人头上一个购物袋。 Because does not want to lose face, or to maintain own goddess image, has to like this do, but they neglected a matter , them closes up toward stupid gradually. 因为不想出丑,或者说为了维护自身的女神形象,不得不这么做,但她们忽略了一件事,在不知不觉间,她们渐渐朝着沙雕靠拢。 Except for stupid, no one in own head set of shopping bag! 除了沙雕,没人会在自己头上套个购物袋！ Deadpool is poisonous! 死侍有毒！ Has the contagiosity extremely high stupid virus, this point, Luo Su had confirmed. 有着传染率极高的沙雕病毒,这一点,罗素已经确认。 With these days of Deadpool contact, he discovered that on oneself presented the pathological change response, many behavior more and more Deadpool. 和死侍接触的这段时间,他发现自己身上出现了病变反应,很多行为都越来越死侍化。 For example, his idle talk were getting more and more, the Poisonous Tongue condition was also more serious than before, when speech did not choke the opposite party half dead, does not know how should open the mouth. 比如说,他的废话越来越多了,毒舌的状况也比以前严重,说话时不把对方噎个半死,都不知道该怎么开口。 „Young people, your name were John was right?” “年轻人,你叫约翰对吧？” Deadpool from opening x fights the closet of police, selected two sets of uniform to come out, the handwork transformed own uniform, his discarded because of the experience ice fire, can only make use of local materials, made one set. 死侍从翻开x战警们的衣柜,挑了两套制服出来,手工改造成自己的制服,他的那身因为体验冰火而报废,只能就地取材,重新做一套。 „Yes, yes!” “是,是的！” Pyro John lowers the head, rolls up does not dare to move on the seat, even does not dare to look at Deadpool one. 火人约翰低着头,蜷缩在座椅上不敢动,甚至不敢看死侍一眼。 Because was too disgusting! 因为太恶心了！ With 【Deadpool】 2 li (0.5 km) plot is the same, Deadpool half body by frozen damage, at present in self- growth. 就跟【死侍】二里的剧情一样,死侍半截身体被冰封损坏,目前正在自我生长中。 On the body of half adult, the body of lower half 5 or 6-year-old child, both unify, in visual impact strength, may be called crazed. 上半截成年人的身躯,下半截五六岁小孩子的身躯,两者结合,在视觉冲击力方面,堪称丧心病狂。 Had not finished, this is also not the Deadpool lower limit! 还没结束,这还不是死侍的下限！ Because this goods do not have the pants to put on, the light the buttocks are playing the hooligan on the airplane, not murderous aura by the Luo Su taunt. Under is angry, turns out a shopping bag, ripped open two holes, the pocket in the buttocks being swindled diaper. 这货因为没裤子穿,光着屁股在飞机上耍流氓,被罗素嘲讽毫无杀气。大怒之下,翻出一个购物袋,撕开俩窟窿,兜在屁股上当纸尿裤。 Was Pyro, on the airplane others put aside the line of sight incessantly, is not willing to make Deadpool pollute own eye. 不止是火人,飞机上其他人都撇开了视线,不愿让死侍污染自己的眼睛。 Ororo and zither | Jean air/Qi results in the whole body to tremble, is not because Deadpool depends not to have the authority, in machine hatchway anywhere size then, because of the diaper of this goods. 奥萝洛和琴气得浑身发抖,不是因为死侍仗着没有管理权,在机舱口随地大小便,而是因为这货的纸尿裤。 They shopping bag set in head, but Deadpool its wrap/sets on buttocks, but also the complacent name three people can team up, forms a new super heroic squad. 她们把购物袋套在头上,而死侍则将其套在屁股上,还洋洋得意称三人可以搭档,组成一支新的超级英雄小队。 The name he got up, environmental protection shopping bag commando, or shopping bag alliance! 名字他都起好了,环保购物袋特攻队,或者购物袋联盟！ Goes to the tmd shopping bag! 去tmd的购物袋！ Ororo and zither | Jean scolded in the heart, then has not said a word with Deadpool. 奥萝洛和琴在心中骂道,然后再也没有和死侍说过一个单词。 Sees two beautiful women not to respond itself, Deadpool does not have to paste the cold buttocks with the enthusiastic look forcefully, although he thinks very much, but must distract on Rogue the attention. 见两位美女不愿意搭理自己,死侍也没有强行用热脸去贴冷屁股,虽然他很想,但也只得把目标转移到了小淘气身上。 Deadpool thinks oneself can skid the corner of Iceman, the reason is very simple, in the computer game of the same name some Deadpool, he and Rogue has had the ultra friendship violent love. 死侍认为自己能撬掉冰人的墙角,原因很简单,在某款死侍的同名电玩游戏里,他和小淘气发生过超友谊的激恋。 What a pity, Rogue character of this edition is a little timid, does not come the electricity to him. 可惜,这个版本的小淘气性格方面有点怯懦,对他一点也不来电。 Wielded the hoe plan fail, Deadpool entangles Pyro John, the preparation knocked a spending money. 挥锄头计划失败,死侍缠上了火人约翰,准备敲一笔零花钱。 „Listening, John, your flame is warm, therefore, I handsome charming look was disfigured one's face. The whole body heavy burn, the self-recovery factor is unable to permanently cure, tidying up to spend the money, this sum of money pulls out by you.” “听着,约翰,你的火焰非常热情,也因此,我英俊帅气的相貌被毁容了。全身重度烧伤,自愈因子也无法根治,整容要花一大笔钱,这笔钱得由你来掏。” „But I...... I do not have money!” “可我……我没钱！” „Now does not have, does not represent later does not have, I favor you, in the future will make money to repay a debt well diligently.” “现在没有,不代表以后没有,我看好你,将来好好努力赚钱还债。” „......” “……” Pyro is young, where is the Deadpool opponent, two words were circled, silly signed a currency value giant bill signed in acknowledgment of debt. 火人年纪轻轻,哪里是死侍的对手,两句话就被绕了进去,傻夫夫签了一张面额巨大的欠条。 „Luo Su you looked, I got rich. The X-Force start fund had, I must construct a superluxurious base, hiring 100 personal beautiful woman secretaries, the base compared with the Stark building also......” “罗素你看,我发财了。x特攻队的启动资金有了,我要建一个超豪华的基地,聘请100个贴身美女秘书,基地要比史塔克大楼还……” Bang! 嘭！ Luo Su blew under the muzzle, takes back the rifle scabbard of waist the Desert Eagle. 罗素吹了下枪口,将沙鹰收回腰间的枪套。 In engine room instantaneous one static, the applause is then continuous, Logan happen to sits by Luo Su, compared the thumb toward him: „Waiter, does attractively!” 机舱里瞬间一静,而后掌声持续不断,罗根正好坐在罗素旁边,朝他比了个大拇指:“伙计,干得漂亮！” „Also ok, this at least can let the ear pure several seconds.” “还行吧,这样至少能让耳朵清净几秒钟。” Two people talked, person who Logan cannot keep the matter at heart, directly soared the topic: „zither | Jean told me, you were look my, moreover knows that before I did lose recalled the matter?” 两人交谈起来,罗根是个心里藏不住事的人,直奔话题:“琴告诉我,你们是来找我的,而且知道我失忆前的事情？” Luo Su nods: „Right, which edition regardless, we or said that little knows.” 罗素点点头:“没错,不论哪个版本,我们或多说少都知道一些。” Logan has not understood what is heard, knits the brows: „Edition that you said that is what meaning?” 罗根没听明白,皱眉道:“你说的版本,是什么意思？” „Now cannot tell you, only if you comply to join X-Force. After leaving this world, you want to know anything, we will tell you.” “现在不能告诉你,除非你答应加入x特攻队。离开这个世界后,你想知道什么,我们都会告诉你。” Logan brow wrinkled deeply: „Can say my real name?” 罗根眉头皱得更深了:“能说说我的真名吗？” „Hugh Jackman!” “休・杰克曼！” Deadpool recovers, jumps fiercely from the ground: „You have acted in many movies, there is one with that side violent......” 死侍复原完毕,猛地从地上跳起来:“你演过很多电影,有一部和那边的暴……” Bang! 嘭！ Luo Su takes back the rifle scabbard the Desert Eagle again, opposite reveal discontented Logan said: „Joins us, can you information, otherwise my anything will not say.” 罗素再次将沙鹰收回枪套,对面露不满的罗根说道:“加入我们,才能给你情报,否则我什么也不会说。” Logan takes down Hugh Jackman this strange name silently , to continue saying: „I asked a question again, you just said that left this world, was what meaning?” 罗根默默记下‘休・杰克曼’这个陌生的名字,继续说道:“那我再问一个问题,你刚刚说离开这个世界,是什么意思？” „Wording meaning!” “字面意思咯！” „Can explain?” Logan has the wild animal same keen intuition, determines the issue the answer to be essential. “能解释一下吗？”罗根有着野兽一样的敏锐直觉,判定问题的答案非常关键。 „This answer is not very good to explain, I feared you cannot understand......” Luo Su to ask with a smile: „Has Logan, you studied the quantum mechanics?” “这个答案不是很好解释,我怕你听不懂……”罗素笑着问道:“罗根,你学过量子力学吗？” „......” “呃……” „That do not ask, asked on the quantum mechanics!” “那就别问,问就量子力学！” At this time, drove the zither | Jean of airplane to walk: „Mr. Luo Su, I have studied the quantum mechanics, although only studied some foundations, but can also understand reluctantly, can explain with me?” 这时,驾驶飞机的琴走了过来:“罗素先生,我研究过量子力学,虽然只学了些基础,但也勉强能听懂,能和我解释一下吗？” Luo Su gawked, cold snort/hum disdains saying: „Ms. Grey, you understood that what is the multi-dimensional universe?” 罗素楞了一下,冷哼一声不屑道:“葛蕾女士,你懂得什么是多元宇宙吗？” „This......” “这个……” „That do not ask, asked on the multi-dimensional universe!” “那就别问,问就多元宇宙！” Encounters a difficulty does not decide, quantum mechanics. If insufficiently, multi-dimensional universe. 遇事不决,量子力学。如若不够,多元宇宙。 Luo Su is disinclined to make up some strange excuses, dies of suffocation two people of curiosity directly, and said to the zither | Jean: „Ms. Grey, the gentle reminder your, does not want the attentive inspiration to investigate the Wade memory, that is very dangerous, you will be polluted stupid.” 罗素懒得编一些稀奇古怪的理由,直接将二人的好奇心堵死,并对琴说道:“葛蕾女士,善意提醒你一句,千万不要用心灵感应探查韦德的记忆,那很危险,你会被污染成一个沙雕。” zither | Jean: „......” 琴:“……” Remembers vaguely, previous time she wanted to investigate the Luo Su memory, Deadpool has also spoken the similar words. 依稀记得,上次她想要探查罗素的记忆,死侍也说过同样的话。 DDD 滴滴滴 The alarm sound resounds, the zither | Jean quickly returns to the driving control desk: „Ororo, how?” 警报声响起,琴急忙返回驾驶操作台:“奥萝洛,怎么了？” „Two airplanes are approaching to us, is very quick, we stared by the military.” “有两架飞机正在向我们靠近,速度很快,我们被军方盯上了。” Two f-16 Fighting Falcon outflank from the left and right, keeps the synchronous speed with the flight vehicle, Ororo even can see opposite pilot is giving hand signal. 两架f-16战隼从左右两边包抄,和飞行器保持同步速度,奥萝洛甚至能看到对面驾驶员比着的手势。 The military requests the flight vehicle to drop to below 20,000 feet, and was escorted to return to the military base by them, Haulot Szo and zither | Jean look at each other one, chose the rejection decisively. 军方要求飞行器下降到两万英尺以下,并被他们护送返回军事基地,奥洛索和琴对视一眼,果断选择了拒绝。 The military storms into the mutant school, stole most students, the cause is Nightcrawler is hitting ‚the mutant freedom’ the flag assassinates the president. 军方攻入变种人学校,劫走了大部分学生,起因是夜行者打着‘变种人自由’的旗帜行刺总统。 If according to the military requested the engine off in the U.S.A military base, person anything on airplane not to think, the latter half of life can only make the white mouse to pass the remaining years of life in the test platform. 如果按照军方的要求停机在美帝军事基地,飞机上的人啥也别想了,下半辈子只能在试验台上做小白鼠度过余生。 The Ororo control airplane, the propeller acceleration tries to cast off two f-16, the opposite party follows, is not lenient starts to aim, next step is to fire the missile. 奥萝洛操控飞机,推进器加速试图甩开两架f-16,对方紧随其后,毫不手软开始瞄准,下一步就是发射导弹。 „Luo Su, then should run into the grey robe master of belt/bring helmet. On the other hand, went to the Arcalie lake is not good directly, why were you determined to take Magneto?” “罗素,接下来就该遇到带头盔的灰袍法师了。话说回来,直接去阿尔卡利湖不就好了,为什么你执意要带上万磁王？” Deadpool sits side Luo Su, the both legs restore 7788, numb slip puts on combat suit that oneself sewed, what minor defect in something otherwise perfect is, the color is not the red that he most loves. 死侍一屁股坐在罗素身边,双腿修复七七八八,麻溜穿上了自己缝制的战斗服,美中不足的是,颜色不是他最爱的红色。 Because I want to trigger on him draw! 因为我想在他身上触发抽奖！ „Because I think of mature Maia......” “因为我想念成熟的迈雅的了……” The Luo Su brow selects: „Wade, said you possibly not to believe that before I and Gandalf were very early, knew, but also has fought side-by-side.” 罗素眉头一挑:“韦德,说出来你可能不信,我和甘道夫很早之前就认识,还并肩作战过。” „Do you refer to Magneto?” “你指的是万磁王？” „No, is Gandalf!” “不,就是甘道夫！” Two people are conducting the dialogue that only then they can understand, Wade curls the lip: „Time is not right, because our two chaotic enters, might miss with the grey robe master meets.” 两人进行着只有他们才能理解的对话,韦德撇撇嘴:“时间不对,因为我们两个的乱入,很可能会错过和灰袍法师见面。” „But place is right, here is very near from the mutant school, is exactly the same as the plot, meets his probability to be very big.” “但地点是对的,这里距离变种人学校很近,和剧情里如出一辙,遇到他的概率很大。” Deadpool lacks to the Magneto interest, shifting to a new subject: „Words that did not remember incorrectly, Mystique side him.” 死侍对万磁王兴趣缺缺,话锋一转:“没记错的话,魔形女在他身边。” „Perfect woman!” “完美的女人！” „Yes!” “是啊！” „Hehehe......” x2 “嘿嘿嘿……”x2