„Looks at the lens, smiles one!” “看镜头,笑一个！” ...... …… „Scissors did not need to compare, Wade, stupidly be not standing, came the help. Ms. Grey's front tooth was too white, which with the symbol pen it traces...... black? This idle talk asked that naturally was both traces black!” “剪刀手就不用比了,韦德,别傻站着了,过来帮忙。葛蕾女士的门牙太白了,拿记号笔把它描黑……哪颗？这废话问的,当然是两颗都描黑了！” ...... …… „Wade, in stupid this aspect you are an expert, suspends several daily modeling, hits a type to Ms. Grey.” “韦德,在沙雕这方面你是专家,摆几个日常造型,给葛蕾女士打个样。” „Dog deng, I am not stupid!” Although Deadpool refuses stubbornly to acknowledge, but proficiently suspended several hundred stupid movements, because is very fun, moreover he most liked looking at the person to make a fool of oneself. “狗屎,我不是沙雕！”死侍虽死不承认,但还是熟练摆了出几百个沙雕动作,因为很好玩,而且他最喜欢看人出洋相了。 The picture photography ended, Luo Su preserves except for oneself, but also the copy lost to Deadpool. 照片拍摄结束,罗素除了自己保存,还拷贝了一份丢给死侍。 And Luo Su likes, the phoenix female studies Deadpool both hands to hold the face smile, tilts the head slightly, and reveals two to be traced the black front tooth. 其中有一张罗素非常喜欢,凤凰女学着死侍双手捧脸微笑,微微歪头,并露出俩被描黑的门牙。 The goddess turns into the female nerve, throws the moral integrity crazed, wants multi- stupid to have multi- stupid, making Luo Su very satisfied. 女神变成女神经,丧心病狂地扔节操,要多沙雕就有多沙雕,让罗素十分满意。 He prepared to upload, is cheerful to the general netizens, threaten with deathed by Deadpool, finally plans dead without a sickness. 原本他准备就地上传,给广大网友乐呵乐呵,被死侍以死相逼,最终计划无疾而终。 „Wade, you do not make me upload the picture, why can oneself also keep one?” “韦德,你不让我上传照片,为什么自己还要留一份？” „I remain was looking to Cable that bastard always boasted own parents are very fierce, ahem, I must take to him the fact and truth.” Deadpool the USB was a string, hanging was unsafe on the neck, forced in red black uniform. “我留着给电索看,那混球总吹嘘自己的父母很厉害,哼哼,我要把事实和真相带给他。”死侍将u盘系了根绳子,挂在脖子上不保险,塞进了红黑色制服里。 „Un, I also almost......” “嗯,我也差不多……” Experiences to be startled the team leader to be uploaded the picture by the nameless person the event, Luo Su fully realizes a truth, the person who has the resources, can control the whole world, whom wants to make red who is red! 经历过惊起队长被无名氏上传照片的事件,罗素深知一个道理,掌握资源的人,可以操控整个世界,想让谁红谁就红！ No! 不！ Is the control entire multi-dimensional universe, after all the actor play shot, Li Yuanfang fought Di Renjie to have. 是操控整个多元宇宙,毕竟演员戏拍多了,李元芳大战狄仁杰都有。 „Hehehe......” x2 “嘿嘿嘿……”x2 Two malicious full fellows sneer secretly, hear the voice of opposite party, was scolding a cheap person at heart. 两个恶意满满的家伙偷偷冷笑,听到对方的声音,都在心里骂了句贱人。 The phoenix female zither | Jean is still singing and dancing, Luo Su is looking at her cheerful form, ponders over also has any surplus values to squeeze, Deadpool sees that quickly makes noise: „Luo Su, the chief criminal is Storm, this woman was worst, I see with one's own eyes her to take the lightning to divide you!” 凤凰女琴还在载歌载舞,罗素望着她欢快的身影,琢磨着还有什么剩余价值可以压榨,死侍见状急忙出声:“罗素,罪魁祸首是暴风女,这女人最坏了,我亲眼看到她拿闪电劈你！” For good brothers Cable, Deadpool also to spell! 为了好兄弟电索,死侍也是拼了！ „Said right, have no reason only to pat Ms. Grey, gave to leak her, if this passed on, did not know also thought my racial discrimination!” “说得对,没理由只拍葛蕾女士,把她给漏了,这要是传出去,不知道的还以为我种族歧视呢！” „Right, Luo Su you said right.” “没错,罗素你说的都对。” „......” “……” Closes eyes to pray that the Storm Ororo tender body trembles, feels two malicious lines of sight, no longer installs the stupor, opens the eye saying: „I knew, I am willing to pay the price for my crudeness, but please the picture on my face do not go.” 闭目祈祷暴风女奥萝洛娇躯一颤,感受到两股不怀好意的视线,不再装昏迷,睁开眼睛道:“我知道了,我愿意为我的鲁莽付出代价,但请不要在我脸上画来画去。” „You want to be many, your face, draws not to see clearly.” “你想多了,就你这脸,画上去也看不清楚。” ( Grass dish grass) (艹皿艹) Storm resulted in the chest to hurt by the Luo Su words air/Qi, but the person has to lower the head under the eaves, breathed two tones to recover ruthlessly. 暴风女被罗素的话气得胸疼,但人在屋檐下不得不低头,狠狠喘了两口气才缓过劲。 Deadpool is rubbing hands: „Waiter, since your like this dislikes her, that made me help you revenge.” 死侍搓着手走过来:“伙计,既然你这么讨厌她,那就让我来帮你报仇好了。” „What's wrong, what good idea do you have?” “怎么,你有什么好点子？” „Good idea to be far, makes a suggestion, thought personally your photographic style was too unitary......” Deadpool to stick out chest, stretched with no trace sets out on muscle: „In your lens lacks sunlight charming male lead, therefore then in the Storm album, did for somebody by me. Although a little suffers a loss, who lets us is brothers, I do not suffer a loss who suffers a loss!” “好点子谈不上,就是提一点建议,个人觉得你的摄影风格太单一了……”死侍挺起胸膛,不着痕迹绷起身上的肌肉:“你的镜头里缺少一个阳光帅气的男主角,所以接下来暴风女的摄影集里,就由我来代劳好了。虽说有点吃亏,但谁让我们是兄弟呢,我不吃亏谁吃亏！” „Hehe, really put in great inconvenience to you.” “呵呵,真是委屈你了。” „It is not suffering, grievance where among the brothers comes.” “不委屈,兄弟之间哪来的委屈。” „Wade, your like this is loyal, how I can make you suffer a loss, male lead does not need you to do for somebody, on me.” “韦德,你这么讲义气,我怎么能让你吃亏,男主角不用你代劳,我自己上。” „......” X2 “……”x2 Deadpool flexure scratched the head: „, Or we make male lead together, do you feel?” 死侍挠了挠头:“呃,要不我们一起做男主角,你觉得呢？” „I thought that you two are the waste!” “我觉得你们两个是人渣！” Storm that quite a while has not spoken could not bear finally, sees the zither | Jean to live in peace with each other, put in order at most a little miserably, she also thought that Luo Su and Deadpool moral behavior is still permissible, is practical joke is tactless, but looks now, this clearly is two waste! 半天没说话的暴风女终于忍不住了,看到琴相安无事,顶多被整得有点惨,她还觉得罗素和死侍人品尚可,就是恶作剧没轻没重,但现在一看,这分明就是俩人渣呀！ , Storm is a little bewilderedly small happily, because the fact showed, she is more popular than the zither | Jean. 莫名其妙地,暴风女还有点小得意,因为事实证明,她比琴更受欢迎。 The women are this, in issue that in the beast and beast are inferior, they are reasonable forever. 女人就是这样,在禽兽和禽兽不如的问题上,她们永远有道理。 „Snort, did the energy that your captive, where comes speak loudly?” “哼,你一个俘虏,哪来的底气大声说话？” Luo Su disdains cold snort/hum one, lifted the fist to plant a package in the Storm top of the head, then pried open the cabinet on airplane, turned out a white symbol pen. 罗素不屑冷哼一声,抬起拳头在暴风女头顶种了一个包,而后撬开飞机上的柜子,翻出一支白色记号笔。 Drop! Drop! Drop 滴！滴！滴 At this moment, signal communications in control desk made a sound suddenly, Luo Su throws the symbol pen to Deadpool, making him display freely, releases own artistic bacteria heartily, pressed down the communication and opposite had the contact. 就在这时,操作台上的通讯联络器突然响了起来,罗素将记号笔扔给死侍,让他自由发挥,尽情释放自己的艺术细菌,按下了通讯和对面取得了联系。 Luo Su remembers very clearly, without deviation, according to 【X fights the police】 2 plots, yesterday evening, the mutant school had it all by the army, the Professor X also person designs the captive. 罗素记得很清楚,在没有偏差的情况下,按照【x战警】二的剧情,昨天晚上,变种人学校被军队一锅端,x教授也人设计俘虏。 At this moment, contacts the person of flight vehicle, may be Wolverine and other group of fugitive suspects. 此刻,联络飞行器的人,极有可能是金刚狼等一伙在逃人员。 A group of youngster students who except that were taken away by Colossus, Wolverine Logan, Rogue Anna, Iceman Drake, the Pyro John four people, at present are the student who the mutant school is a rear survival as well as...... the sports teacher. 除了被钢力士带走的一批少年学员,金刚狼罗根、小淘气安娜、冰人德雷克、火人约翰四人,目前是变种人学校硕果仅存的学生以及……体育老师。 After all is Wolverine, except for killing and torching, as well as smokes, drinks, gets a permanent and fights in groups, without other special skills, suits his division/discipline to only have the sports. 毕竟是金刚狼,除了杀人放火,以及抽烟、喝酒、烫头、打群架,没有其他特长,适合他的学科只有体育。 Perhaps the advanced mathematics, this division/discipline no one can understand in any case, who teaches to be the same. 或许还有高等数学,反正这门学科没人听得懂,谁来教都一样。 „Hey, hello/you good, here is Wade Wilson, whom do you look for?” “喂,你好,这里是韦德・威尔逊,请问你找谁？” „......” “……” Communication opposite silent, hangs up it directly, after the moment, dialed. 通讯器对面沉默不语,直接将其挂断,片刻后又拨打了过来。 Luo Su takes great pains, has the patience reclosing very much, is studying the Deadpool strange cavity, said repeatedly: „Here is Wade Wilson, whom do you look for?” 罗素不厌其烦,很有耐心再次接通,学着死侍的怪腔,重复道:“这里是韦德・威尔逊,你找谁？” „Who are you? Where the zither | Jean and are Ororo at?” In this communication has not hung up, inside spreads the Wolverine cold severe voice. “你是什么人？琴和奥萝洛在哪？”这次通讯器中没有挂断,里面传出金刚狼冷厉的声音。 „Situation is a little complex, or we said face to face, which told me you to be, I drove the airplane in the past.” Luo Su has not lied, the situation is truly complex, does not have 350,000 characters, is very difficult to explain clearly. “情况有点复杂,要不我们当面说吧,告诉我你在哪,我开飞机过去。”罗素没说谎,情况确实很复杂,没有三五万字,很难解释清楚。 „Ok!” Knew perfectly well that possibly is the plot, Logan told Luo Su the position, this is his style, the plan does not exist, rank grass on line. “可以！”明知可能是阴谋,罗根还是把位置告诉了罗素,这就是他的风格,计划是不存在的,莽就行了。 Switches off communication, Luo Su turns out a hammer from the cabinet: „Wade, no joking. Discovers Wolverine, we should.” 关掉通讯器,罗素从柜子里翻出一把锤子:“韦德,别闹了。发现金刚狼,我们该出发了。” Wade paints on the Ororo face to one's heart's content, the artistic talent......, the space of rise, he drew a lump of belching smoke corpulence. Is signing in upon arrival at work the fly that flies round, hears word discards the symbol pen, dances with joy happily. 韦德在奥萝洛脸上纵情作画,艺术天赋……呃,还有上升的空间,他画了一坨冒烟的便便。正画到飞来飞去的苍蝇,闻言一把扔掉记号笔,高兴地手舞足蹈。 „Does attractively, found Hugh Jackman, inviting him to join X-Force, mission successfully completes.” “干得漂亮,找到休・杰克曼,邀请他加入x特攻队,任务就圆满完成了。” Dingdong! 叮叮当当！ Luo Su robs peter to pay paul, knocks rear engine room large cave/hole, starts the airplane engine. The place of decisive battle is a lake dam of militarized martial law, inside detained many mutant, perhaps he can trigger arrives draws twice. 罗素拆东墙补西墙,将机舱尾部的大洞敲好,启动飞机引擎。大决战发生的地点是一座军事化戒严的湖泊大坝,里面关押了不少变种人,没准他能触发一到两次抽奖。 Whiz! 嗖！ The blue black smog flashes before together, a Nightcrawler face lingering fear: „Mr. Angel, how took off not to shout me suddenly, almost missed the flight.” 一道蓝黑色的烟雾闪现,夜行者一脸后怕:“天使先生,怎么突然起飞了也不喊我,差点就错过了航班。” Saying, Nightcrawler takes off camouflage, the breakfast that oneself will buy gave Deadpool and Luo Su. 说着,夜行者脱下身上的伪装,将自己买来的早餐递给了死侍和罗素。 Actually Nightcrawler also bought two women's breakfasts, but, looks at two people miserable types, he can guess correctly that the opposite party does not have the appetite to eat meal, did not pass to have a joke backfire. 其实夜行者也买了两位女士的早饭,只不过,看两人的惨样,他能猜到对方没胃口吃饭,就不过去自讨没趣了。 The airplane lifts off slowly, Deadpool is impatient, requests Luo Su, in the shortest time arrives in side the new teammate. 飞机缓缓升空,死侍迫不及待,要求罗素在最短的时间抵达新队友身边。 Luo Su is like this thinks, the senior driver drives and drives the airplane, always strives the speed first, may listen to a Deadpool like this saying, he was slow. 罗素本来是这么想的,老司机开车和开飞机,向来力争速度优先,可听死侍这么一说,他偏偏慢了下来。 Another side, the zither | Jean of dancing with joy wakes up from the environment, only thinks the whole body to feel weak, the four limbs like filling the lead are generally heavy, threw down all of a sudden in the engine room. 另一边,手舞足蹈的琴从环境中醒来,只觉浑身乏力,四肢如同灌铅一般沉重,一下子摔倒在了机舱里。 „zither | Jean, are you all right?” Ororo quickly asked. “琴,你没事吧？”奥萝洛急忙问道。 „I am good, is only......” “我还好,只是……” The zither | Jean said that half were scared, stares at the white on Storm face to be corpulent, that expressive three wisps of light smokes. To smile and fear that the wound to the teammate self-respect, suppresses the stomach to hurt, depended to the opposite party. 琴说道一半就傻眼了,盯着暴风女脸上的白色便便,还有那传神的三缕青烟。想笑又怕伤到队友自尊,强忍着胃疼,向对方靠了过去。 „Ororo, were you also held by them?” “奥萝洛,你也被她们抓住了？” The zither | Jean shot a look at Luo Su, sees the opposite party to adopt to disregard the attitude to her, solved Storm chains covertly. 琴瞥了眼罗素,见对方对她采取无视态度,偷偷摸摸将暴风女身上的锁链解了下来。 „Un!” Ororo detected in zither | Jean Yan was suppressing the happy expression, the corners of the mouth pull out slightly. “嗯！”奥萝洛察觉到了琴眼中强忍着的笑意,嘴角微微一抽。 The big tortoise that your front tooth leaks out also feel all right to laugh at me unexpectedly, you know oneself photograph has multi- stupid? 你一个门牙漏风的大王八居然还好意思笑我,你知道自己拍照的时候有多沙雕吗？ Out of some goal, Ororo has not indicated on the zither | Jean face to have the thing, moved a shoulder: „Does not have the means that the fellow also flies to be quicker than the airplane, my ability is also invalid to him.” 出于某种目的,奥萝洛并没有指明琴脸上有东西,活动了一下肩膀:“没办法,那家伙飞得比飞机还快,我的能力又对他无效。” „......” “……” „Pū!” x2 “噗哧！”x2 It is not good, could not bear, the tortoise on your face( corpulent) were too funny! 不行了,忍不住了,你脸上的王八(便便)太逗了！