„Heaven is really blind, a fresh flower inserted on the cow dung actually!” “老天真是瞎了眼,一朵鲜花硬是插牛粪上了！” Luo Su is indignant, Arwen is the Aragorn girlfriend, in the future will also become his queen, if changes into other young couple, Luo Su perhaps under this brothers on recognizing. 罗素愤愤不平,阿尔温是阿拉贡的女友,日后还会成为他的王后,若是换成别的小两口,罗素没准就认下这个兄弟了。 But Aragorn and Arwen are not good, the latter gives up the almost infinite life for Aragorn, turns into human from the elf, only to accompany his short dozens years. In the face of this great love, but also is thinking the person of loose earth, was really incurable! 但阿拉贡和阿尔温不行,后者为了阿拉贡放弃几乎无限的生命,从精灵变成人类,只为陪伴他短短几十年。在这种伟大的爱情面前,还想着松土的人,真是没救了！ Sees Luo Su bitter in suffering and deep in hatred, Aragorn is particularly self-satisfied, gets down by various Luo Su types is ridiculed the taunt, drew one game finally. 见罗素苦大仇深,阿拉贡分外得意,一路下来被罗素各种奚落嘲讽,总算扳回了一局。 Three people accompany to return to the camp , Luo Su thought of anything suddenly, holds on Aragorn mystically, two people fall behind Arwen one step. 三人结伴返回营地,陡然间,罗素似是想到了什么,神神秘秘拉住阿拉贡,两人落后阿尔温一步。 Luo Su said low voice: „Waiter, are we brothers?” 罗素小声说道:“伙计,我们是不是兄弟？” „Excuse me, I lost recalled, who were you?” “不好意思,我失忆了,你是谁？” Luo Su uses temporarily as has not heard, to continue saying: „You looked that you scattered the dog grain, cannot let the brothers I only, helped me and Arwen says one, to Rivendell introduced that her sisters knew to me.” 罗素权当没听见,继续说道:“你看你都撒狗粮了,不能让兄弟我单着呀,帮我和阿尔温说一声,到了瑞文戴尔介绍她的姐妹给我认识一下。” Aragorn is instantaneous, silent long time said: „Sorry, my like this will not do, the love of elf and human is doomed is the tragedy ends. Because the elf marries human, the elf will lose the eternal life, passed the pain, but short life.” 阿拉贡瞬间无语,沉默半晌才说道:“抱歉,我不会这么做,精灵和人类的爱情注定是悲剧收场。因为精灵嫁给人类,精灵就将失去永生,度过痛苦而短暂的一生。” The Aragorn sound is very loud, to Arwen hears sufficiently clear, his like this said intentionally. He deeply loves the opposite party, is not willing Arwen to give up the long life, dozens years of human were too short to the elf, returning to a maternal home dislike the time to be insufficient. 阿拉贡的声音很大,大到阿尔温足以听得一清二楚,他是故意这么说的。他深爱对方,不愿阿尔温放弃漫长的生命,人类的几十年对精灵而言太短了,回个娘家都嫌时间不够。 The Arwen step is invariable, has come back to smile to Aragorn lightly, the gentle blade spikes the Aragorn heart, this goods on the change standpoint, run to inquire after the well being of immediately. 阿尔温步伐不变,回过头对着阿拉贡淡淡一笑,温柔一刀戳进阿拉贡的心田,这货立马就改变立场,屁颠屁颠跑上去嘘寒问暖。 Luo Su drew Aragorn again: „Brothers, your topic was too serious, does not suit me.” 罗素再次拉了把阿拉贡:“兄弟,你这话题太沉重了,不适合我。” „What do you mean?” “什么意思？” „Has is not in love, female elf that also does not marry?” “有没有不谈恋爱,也不结婚的女精灵？” Aragorn: „......” 阿拉贡:“……” Arwen: „......” 阿尔温:“……” ...... …… Three people return to the camp, the fever of bonfire under Frodo four people of taking care is more prosperous, Luo Su takes up the ingredient, puts in into the iron saucepan in proportion, static and other drug efficacies display completely. 三人回到营地,篝火在佛罗多四人的照应下越烧越旺,罗素拿起配料,按比例投放入铁锅,静等药效全部发挥。 Arwen stands before the white horse alone, takes out the water pocket to feed the water to beloved horse, in the original works, she and Aragorn meets in a hurry, then takes the injured poisoned Frodo to rush to Rivendell. 阿尔温独自站在白马前,取出水囊给爱马喂水,原著中,她和阿拉贡匆匆见面,便带上受伤中毒的佛罗多赶往瑞文戴尔。 Now does not use, the Frodo trifling thing does not have, to carry the bowl to wait for near the iron saucepan. 现在不用了,佛罗多屁事没有,端着碗守候在铁锅边。 In the air, the light meat fragrance flutters, brings in the forest the innumerable greedy predators. Luo Su inserts toward the ground the Adamantium blade, the startling thunderclap shoots up to the sky together, frightens the birds group powder. 空气中,淡淡的肉香味飘开,引来森林中无数贪婪的掠食者。罗素将艾德曼合金刀往地上一插,一道惊雷冲天而起,吓得鸟兽群散。 „Cracks a joke, is the table of Luo Su also you can bribe? The taste did not hear to you!” “开玩笑,罗素家的餐桌也是你们能染指的？味儿都不给你们闻！” Luo Su is saying, looks with no trace toward Arwen, accurate, his line of sight centralized on that white horse. 罗素说着,不着痕迹朝阿尔温看去,准确的来说,他的视线集中在了那匹白马身上。 „Good beautiful horse, is arrogant and pure,...... Luo Su like the elf” licked the lip: „Aragorn, is that the unicorn in legend?” “好美丽的马,高傲、纯洁,就像精灵一样……”罗素舔了舔嘴唇:“阿拉贡,那就是传说中的独角兽吧？” „Yes! What's wrong, how?” Aragorn flutters to ask, has an ominous premonition. “是啊！怎,怎么了？”阿拉贡颤声问道,有股不祥的预感。 „It seems like very delicious appearance!” “看起来很好吃的样子！” Aragorn: „......” 阿拉贡:“……” I know! 我就知道！ Another side, Arwen walked extremely speechless, the Luo Su words she heard, twice heard. 另一边,阿尔温极度无语走了过来,罗素的话她听到了,两次都听到了。 The unicorn is the elf best friend, Luo Su wants to put into the pot with her good friend unexpectedly, this saying cannot treat as has not heard. 独角兽是精灵最好的朋友,罗素居然想拿她的好友下锅,这话不能当做没听见。 Arwen is not really able to understand how righteous qi Aragorn will know filled with Luo Su this friend who is a bad influence, two people look do not have the common language. As the Aragorn future wife, she thought that she should make anything, otherwise, Aragorn and Luo Su treated for a long time, later might have other wife. 阿尔温实在无法理解,满腔正气的阿拉贡怎么会认识罗素这种损友,两人看起来不存在共同语言。作为阿拉贡未来的妻子,她觉得自己该做点什么,不然的话,阿拉贡和罗素待久了,以后很可能还会有别的妻子。 „Aragorn, you determined that can eat the flesh of nightmare?” Arwen opens the mouth to ask. “阿拉贡,你们确定要食用梦魇的血肉？”阿尔温开口问道。 „Relax, Sister-in-law, can I also harm the brothers life?” Luo Su returned to one, is filled with one bowl to give Aragorn: „Brothers, should drink the medicine, bah, first eats a soup to warm-up.” “放心吧,大嫂,我还能害自家兄弟性命？”罗素回了一句,盛满一碗递给阿拉贡:“兄弟,该喝药,呸,先喝口汤暖暖身子。” „, I had no appetite.” “不了,我没什么胃口。” Looks at the present soup, Aragorn shakes the head again and again, the flavor is very fragrant, but the appearance woulds not venture to give positive comments on. The cooking liquor jet black like black ink, above is the white meat fat level, most above is the motley red oil, the black and white red three colors will distinguish right from wrong, kill him not to drink one. 看着眼前的汤水,阿拉贡连连摇头,味道很香,但卖相着实不敢恭维。汤汁漆黑如墨,其上是白色的肉脂层,最上方是斑驳的红油,黑白红三种颜色泾渭分明,打死他都不会喝一口。 „Oh, really cannot judge the quality of goods, my bowl of bouillon drank did not say live forever, but strong and healthy body absolutely does not have the issue.” Luo Su is saying, immediately then takes one to drink. “唉,真不识货,我这碗肉汤喝了不说长生不老,但强身健体绝对没问题。”罗素说着,当即便要一口饮下。 „Wait!” “等等！” Aragorn a hand that holds down Luo Su, looks up to Arwen, hints her to help inspect, do not drink to go wrong Luo Su. This goods were not normal on the brain, gets sick to add the sickness again, must at the scene the belch fart. 阿拉贡一把按住罗素的手,抬头看向阿尔温,示意她帮忙检查一下,别把罗素喝出什么毛病。这货本来就脑子不正常,再病上加病,岂不是要当场嗝屁。 Arwen sighed reluctant, the slender white hands touched near the bowl, in the mouth is reciting the elf incantation. The white ray shines, holy brilliance from Arwen palm dispersing, after the moment, dissipates not to have the trace. 阿尔温不情不愿叹了口气,纤纤玉手触碰在碗边,嘴中念着精灵咒语。白色光芒亮起,圣洁的光辉自阿尔温手掌散开,片刻后消散无踪。 Her surprise looked at Luo Su: „How you accomplish, unexpectedly cooks the nutritious drugs the violently poisonous nightmare flesh?” 她诧异看了眼罗素:“你是怎么办到的,居然把剧毒的梦魇血肉烹制成滋补药品？” „This is the exclusive secret recipe, how could easily to say.” Luo Su carries bowl one to drink completely, swallowed together with the sliced meat together, the attribute point has not changed, the effect is ordinary. “这可是独家秘方,岂能轻易说出来。”罗素端起碗一口饮尽,连同肉片一起吞了,属性点没有变动,效果一般。 The Frodo four people obtain Luo Su to permit, cheers to start to wolf down, the nightmare meat gets into the stomach only thinks that the whole body is warm, the forehead sweated unable to bear gather round the bonfire to run. 佛罗多四人得到罗素许可,欢呼雀跃开始狼吞虎咽,梦魇肉下肚只觉浑身暖洋洋的,额头冒汗忍不住围着篝火跑了起来。 To Luo Su, the nightmare meat strengthening effect is minimal, but to their four, obviously was makes amends. 对罗素而言,梦魇肉强化效果微乎其微,但对他们四个,明显是补过头了。 „They how?” Aragorn quickly asked. “他们怎么了？”阿拉贡急忙问道。 „Energy takes in too much, does not need to manage them, do you also come one bowl?” Luo Su is saying, gives Aragorn the bouillon again. “能量摄入过多,不用管他们,你也来一碗？”罗素说着,再次将肉汤递给阿拉贡。 „, I did not have the appetite.” Aragorn shakes the head again and again, is those words, will kill him not to drink one. “不了,我没胃口。”阿拉贡连连摇头,还是那句话,打死他都不会喝一口。 Arwen was interesting, received this bowl of soup to drink slowly, after the moment, light stretch/leisurely one breath. Gets to know the benefits, she has not given full expression, will empty the bowl to give Luo Su: „Flavor is good, comes one bowl again.” 阿尔温饶有兴趣,接过这碗汤缓缓饮下,片刻后轻舒一口气。尝到了甜头,她意犹未尽,将空碗递给罗素:“味道不错,再来一碗。” „Useless, this medicine, only then the first effectiveness, drinks again tastes the flavor purely.” “没用的,这一副药,只有第一口有效,再喝就纯粹是尝味道。” „Tasting the flavor is also good.” “尝味道也行。” Saw that own girlfriend falls to the enemy, Aragorn is very puzzled, doesn't the elf like the fine exquisite good food? Why will be interested in the mess, is difficult to be inadequate is very delicious? 看到自己的女友沦陷,阿拉贡很是不解,精灵不都喜欢精致细腻的美食吗？为什么会对大锅饭感兴趣,难不成真的很美味？ Thinks of this, Aragorn cannot help but looks to the big iron saucepan, is quick he then to swing directly begins. His Aragorn does what has said that said the water that the words that sprinkle, how could suddenly turns about, since said that will not drink will not bump, who came is not easy-to-use. 想到这,阿拉贡不由自主看向大铁锅,很快他便直接摇起了头。他阿拉贡言出必行,说出去的话泼出去的水,岂能说变就变,既然说了不喝就绝不会碰一下,谁来了都不好使。 „Aragorn, you also taste.” Arwen hands over one bowl. “阿拉贡,你也尝尝。”阿尔温递上一碗。 „Un!” “嗯！” After ten seconds, Aragorn shows the expression that provides much food for thought that sighs with emotion: „Really fragrant!” 十秒钟之后,阿拉贡露出回味无穷的表情,感慨道:“真香！” „What kind of, felt the constitution strengthen?” “怎么样,感觉到体质变强了吧？” Luo Su strikes while the iron is hot to ask, the Buddha Luo Su four people eat to the heart's content in the , one after another, he does not manage. 罗素趁热打铁问道,佛罗素四人在边上大快朵颐,一碗接着一碗,他也不管。 „Un, some changes.” Aragorn nods seriously, the subconsciousness asked: „Luo Su, is this reason that you grow stronger?” “嗯,有一些变化。”阿拉贡面色凝重点点头,下意识问道:“罗素,这就是你变强的原因？” „Naturally, but this strengthen is not infinite, you should also feel, the nightmare can only eat, second was invalid.” “当然,但这种变强并不是无限的,你应该也感觉到了,梦魇只能吃一回,第二回就无效了。” Aragorn nods: „Truly, but this was also very exaggerating, but eats can grow stronger, if personally does not experience, I definitely do not believe.” 阿拉贡点点头:“确实,不过这也很夸张了,只是吃就能变强,如果不是亲身体验,我肯定不会相信。” „Do you also want to experience the second time?” “那你还想不想体验第二次？” „The second time?” “第二次？” „Doesn't that have a unicorn? You use the beautiful male idea, Arwen definitely not to reject, we are not greedy, shear two meat on the line.” “那不是还有一头独角兽吗？你用上美男计,阿尔温肯定不会拒绝,咱也不贪心,割两块肉就行。” Arwen: „......” 阿尔温:“……” I have not walked! 我还没走呢！