In islands that the monster runs amuck, encounters with the person who the devil modeling is almost the same, generally speaking ran was right, but Colonel Packard really did not have the energy to leave on like this. 在怪物横行的岛屿上,遭遇和魔鬼造型相差无几的人,一般来说跑就对了,可帕卡德上校还真没底气就这么离开。 In island crisis-ridden, without husky helps, they are almost difficult. 岛上危机四伏,没有哈士奇帮助,他们几乎寸步难行。 Colonel Packard and James look at each other one, braced oneself to walk to Luo Su, peer also had battlefield reporter Weafer, as well as Asian young woman Shan. 帕卡德上校和詹姆斯对视一眼,硬着头皮向罗素走了过去,同行的还有战场记者韦弗,以及亚裔女青年珊。 Weafer requests to join, Shan is because is most intimate with husky, could be able to speak. Moreover she and Ying Yingying are the same, is the yellow skin and black hair, in addition the entirely white sweet makings, make the opposite party reduce very much easily vigilantly. 韦弗自己要求加入进来,珊则是因为和哈士奇最亲近,或许能说得上话。而且她和英樱樱一样,都是黄皮肤、黑头发,加之傻白甜的气质,很容易就让对方降低警惕。 „Hello, this...... mister!” “你好,这位……先生！” Colonel Packard is the blood and iron soldier, is not good at the smiling face welcoming the person, the person who therefore opens the mouth to talk is James and Weafer. Two people has been the detective, one is the reporter, the eloquence is good. 帕卡德上校是个铁血军人,不擅长笑脸迎人,所以开口搭话的人是詹姆斯和韦弗。两人一个做过探员,一个是记者,口才都非常好。 „My name was James, these three were my companion, Weafer, Colonel Packard and Shan......” James is making simple self introduction, then put out a hand: „Thank your help, your pet helped our busy, does not know how should call you?” “我叫詹姆斯,这三位是我的同伴,韦弗、帕卡德上校、珊……”詹姆斯做着简单的自我介绍,而后伸出手:“感谢您的帮助,您的宠物帮了我们一个大忙,不知道该怎么称呼您？” „Jason!” “杰森！” James tries to get close to a smile: „Mr. Jason, takes the liberty to ask one, which people are you?” 詹姆斯笑着套近乎:“杰森先生,冒昧问一句,你是哪国人？” Luo Su raised the hand referred to Shan: „Like her.” 罗素抬手指了指珊:“和她一样。” Shan Leng, was pointing at not the true channel: „Just like me, you is also the Huaxia person? Why did that call Jason, English name?” 珊楞了一下,指着自己不确信道:“和我一样,您也是华夏人？那为什么叫杰森,英文名吗？” This saying said, the James three people must die awkwardly, others clarified do not want to say the real name, at heart clear on line, asked that did? 这话说完,詹姆斯三人都是尴尬地要死,人家摆明了不想说真名,心里清楚就行,问出来干什么？ Said, you really silly? 还是说,你是真的傻？ „Surname outstanding famous dense/woods, English was called Jason simply.” Luo Su returns seriously said. “姓杰名森,英文名索性就叫杰森了。”罗素一本正经回道。 Shan is suddenly enlighted: „No wonder, is this.” 珊恍然大悟:“怪不得,原来是这样。” Weafer cannot look, arrives at the one side silly Shan La, some regrets lead her to greet, lost face too. 韦弗看不下,将傻夫夫的珊拉到一旁,有些后悔带她过来打招呼,太丢人了。 Several people of embarrassed chatted, James has not gone into seriously the Luo Su status, knew that his goal was also the islands center, Colonel Packard seized the chance to propose request that went hand in hand with. Luo Su and Ying Yingying this plans, then pushed the boat along the agreement. 几人尬聊一番,詹姆斯没有深究罗素的身份,得知他的目标也是岛屿中央,帕卡德上校趁机提出结伴同行的请求。罗素和英樱樱本就有这个打算,便顺水推舟同意了。 „Helped you go through the difficulty not to have the issue, but I had a request. If you agreed, all said that the incorrect words......” Luo Su shrugged, was not good pats two powder, various life and death peaceful destiny. “帮你们度过难关没有问题,但我有个要求。如果你们同意,一切都好说,不行的话……”罗素耸耸肩,不行就一拍两散,生死各安天命。 „Please say, can achieve us certainly not to reject.” James and Colonel Packard look at each other one, prayed that the request of Luo Su do not feel embarrassed the person. “请说,能做到我们一定不会拒绝。”詹姆斯和帕卡德上校对视一眼,祈祷罗素的要求不要太为难人。 „I want to take several photos.” Luo Su fishes out the digital camera from the buttocks, shook shaking in the face of several people. “我想拍几张照。”罗素从屁股后面摸出数码相机,在几人面前晃了晃。 „Is only the photograph?” James is somewhat scared, this...... this was also too simple. “只是拍照？”詹姆斯有些傻眼,这……这也太简单了。 „Relax, will not feel embarrassed you, puts on that photograph of clothes.” “放心,不会为难你们,穿衣服的那种拍照。” „No issue.” “没有任何问题。” ...... …… „Who has the black leather jacket, cuts an eye-shade to come out, puts on to Colonel Packard, what remembers to obstruct is the left eye, do not make a mistake!” “谁有黑色皮夹克,剪个眼罩出来,给帕卡德上校戴上,记得遮的是左眼,别搞错了！” Luo Su takes the camera, director James and Colonel Packard: „Two gentlemen, do not want like this to be cautious, by the same place, maintains the smile facing the lens side-by-side.” 罗素拿着照相机,指挥詹姆斯和帕卡德上校:“两位男士,不要这么拘谨,肩并肩靠在一起,面对镜头保持微笑。” „Come, 123, scissors!” “来,一二三,剪刀手！” „Colonel Packard, your smile was too stiff. Does not use desirably the forced smile, you are a dauntless man, this/should false smile!” “帕卡德上校,你的笑容太生硬了。不用刻意假笑,你是个硬汉,就该皮笑肉不笑！” „James, what do you want to smile the evil charm...... not to understand is a evil charm? Actually I do not understand...... draw an analogy, saw the Elder Brother who your life winner went bankrupt suddenly, turned into the joyful fat dwelling, you took pleasure in others' misfortunes very much......, you did not have the Elder Brother......” “詹姆斯,你要笑得邪魅一点……不懂什么是邪魅？其实我也不懂……打个比方,看到你人生赢家的哥哥突然破产,变成了快乐肥宅,你很幸灾乐祸……哦,你没有哥哥……” Patted Nick and Loki deciding makeup photo reluctantly, Luo Su Director Weafer goes on stage, took several lover photos with James. 勉强拍完了尼克・弗瑞和洛基的定妆照,罗素指挥韦弗上场,和詹姆斯拍几张情侣照。 „Ms. Weafer, your facial expression wants to be stronger, fantasized that won Pulitzer news prize...... right, is this, your lens feeling is very good.” “韦弗女士,你的神情要强势一些,幻想一下自己拿到了普利策新闻奖……对,就是这样,你的镜头感很棒。” „James, with Ms. Weafer in the same place, your smile cannot continue the evil charm, smiles to have slightly......” “詹姆斯,和韦弗女士在一起,你的笑容就不能继续邪魅了,笑起来要带点小受……” „Why did you ask? This issue asked well, in my setting, you, although was the couple, but Ms. Weafer kept promises, was the standard capable woman, every other day to of your family violent, you could not have been victorious she, therefore in your smile must join some are plaintive and suffering.” “你问为什么？这个问题问得好,在我的设定里,你们虽然是夫妻,但韦弗女士说一不二,是标准的女强人,三天两头对你家暴的那种,偏偏你还打不过她,所以你的笑容中要加入一些哀怨和委屈。” „James, you lies down on the ground, closes the eye......” “詹姆斯,你躺在地上,闭上眼睛……” „Close, kisses/intimate! Ms. Weafer, puts out the spirit of your capable woman, right, is this, holds down James's hand......” “靠近一点,亲上去！韦弗女士,拿出你女强人的气概,没错,就是这样,按住詹姆斯的手……” „OK, is very good! James, pushing tears comes out...... is this feeling, is simply perfect, you should be the actor.” “OK,很棒！詹姆斯,挤点眼泪出来……就是这种感觉,简直完美,你们该去做演员。” „That Shan, without your anything matter, do not appear in the lens.” “那个珊,没你什么事,不要在镜头里出现。” „Well, why?” “咦,为什么？” „I feared that will throw!” “我怕会扑！” ...... …… After a suffocating operation, Luo Su receives the digital camera well satisfied: „Several please feel relieved, since you met my request, I will also keep the promise, helping you go to the islands center.” 一番令人窒息的操作之后,罗素心满意足收起数码相机:“几位请放心,既然你们满足了我的要求,我也会兑现诺言,帮助你们前往岛屿中央。” Several people cannot feel the mind, although does not know the Luo Su rigid picture the profound meaning, but had not asked, several pictures trade a charm amulet, did not compare this better result again. 几人摸不着头脑,虽不知罗素执着照片的深意,但也没有多问,几张照片换来一个护身符,再没有比这更好的结局了。 They have not suffered a loss. Especially James and Weafer, two people at present are also only the ordinary friends, but each other dark fresh feelings in the photography process, took advantage of opportunity to establish the male and female friend to relate. 况且,他们也没吃亏。尤其是詹姆斯和韦弗,两人目前还只是普通朋友,但在拍摄过程中彼此暗生情愫,顺势确立了男女朋友关系。 In the battlefield, the soldiers reorganize the luggage, cleans up the surplus arms and ammunition. husky by Shan's between-meal snack seduction, entire 15, had not been kept side Luo Su, all ran to sell stupid. 战场上,士兵们整理行装,清理剩余的武器弹药。哈士奇们被珊的零食诱惑,整整十五条,一个都没留在罗素身边,全跑过去卖蠢了。 About Luo Su looked, discovered that was short of anything, no while saw shears the meat in the tyrannosaurus corpse ying chirp. 罗素左右看了看,发现少了点什么,没一会儿就看到了在霸王龙尸体边割肉的嘤嘤嘤。 „What you make here, pulls a tooth?” Luo Su walks to go forward to ask. “你在这里做什么,拔牙？”罗素走上前问道。 Ying Yingying wanted four backpacks from the soldiers hand, inside crowded the tooth of tyrannosaurus, a dog-leg blade in her hands sharp incomparable, the tyrannosaurus firm fang falls accordingly. 英樱樱从士兵们手里要了四个背包,里面塞满了霸王龙的牙齿,一把狗腿刀在她手里锋利无比,霸王龙坚固的獠牙应声而落。 „Besides the tooth of tyrannosaurus, I also needs the tooth of King Kong, does not know that 30 meters King Kong and 7 meters King Kong effect is whether same, hopes not to run a fruitless errand......” Ying Yingying is quite busy, the subconsciousness returned to one, said that closes the mouth, no longer responds Luo Su. “除了霸王龙的牙齿,我还需要金刚的牙齿,就是不知道30米的金刚的金刚效果是否一样,但愿别白跑……”英樱樱忙得不亦乐乎,下意识回了一句,说完闭上嘴巴,不再搭理罗素。 „The tooth of that skeleton reptile, don't you want?” “那骷髅爬虫的牙齿呢,你不要？” „Useless, I do not need that gadget, but the flesh actually good strengthening food of skeleton reptile.” Ying Yingying looked at the corpse of skeleton reptile: „This giant beast courage vigor full, refines the medicine strong and healthy body, enhances appraisal of Lord God to the body intensity......” “没用,我不需要那玩意儿,不过骷髅爬虫的血肉倒是不错的强化食材。”英樱樱看了眼骷髅爬虫的尸体:“这种巨兽血气充盈,炼制成药物可以强身健体,提高主神对身体强度的评价……” Was saying to be saying, behind Ying Yingying only sleep/felt one cold, has turned the head stiffly, saw the black fog that under the Luo Su hood tumbles, that blue eye shines scary. 说着说着,英樱樱只觉背后一寒,僵硬转过头,就看到了罗素兜帽下翻滚的黑雾,那双蓝色的眼睛亮得吓人。 Ying Yingying sits on the ground, moves out of the way several meters safe distance, is swallowing the mouth canal: „Do you do, how look suddenly......” 英樱樱一屁股坐在地上,挪开几米安全距离,咽着口水道:“你干什么,怎么眼神突然……” Suddenly was abnormal? 突然就变态了？