Fengning City police authorities! 凤宁市警局！ In the interrogation chamber, a hooligans face compels to sit on the chair ignorant, his hands and feet by the handcuffs, has not been wanted to understand that until now why can like this be hapless. 审讯室里,小混混一脸懵逼坐在椅子上,他手脚被铐,直到现在还没想明白为啥会这么倒霉。 Li Dui who is responsible for interrogating reads a newspaper, a palm of the hand claps on the table, devils said: „Your boy courage is very fat! Even the family members of riot police dare to snatch, does not want to live! Also, you also dare to assault a police officer unexpectedly!!!” 负责审讯的李队看完报告,一巴掌拍在桌上,凶神恶煞道:“你小子胆子很肥啊！连防暴大队的家属都敢抢,不想活啦！还有,你居然还敢袭警！！！” Whose TM assault!? 谁TM袭警了！？ hooligans puts on a long face, knows the after status of female white-collar, he was about to urinate. He was not in luck recently, but unlucky must have a limit, his situation, little said that is also the ancestral grave dug rank. 小混混哭丧着脸,知道女白领的身份之后,他都快尿了。他最近是不走运,但倒霉也得有个限度,就他这情况,少说也是祖坟被刨的级别。 The door was shoved open, the police officer pony walks: „Li Dui, this boy has the case history, is not the native, suspected that is related with some burglary gang. The next door city has contacted with us, wants to take away him......” 房门被推开,警员小马走进来:“李队,这小子有案底,不是本地人,怀疑和某个盗窃团伙有关。隔壁市已经联系我们了,想把他带走……” Li Dui brow selects: „They said that carries off carries off, what we are, how has the ability they not to grasp?” 李队眉头一挑:“他们说带走就带走,那我们算什么,有能耐他们自己怎么不抓？” The pony smiles embarrasedly, how this saying he meets is not good, when has not heard. 小马讪讪一笑,这话他怎么接都不行,就当没听见。 Li Duiheng: „Makes them wait, I first examine this boy, does not skid a solid stuff to come out from his mouth, do not want to take away him!” 李队哼了一声:“让他们等着,我先审审这小子,不从他嘴里撬点干货出来,别想把他带走！” „, How I reply that side......” “呃,那我怎么回复那边……” „Said that we actively coordinate, then asks them to leave the procedure/program!” “就说我们积极配合,然后让他们走程序！” „!” “哦！” „Right, remembers that made them leave little Luo that bonus, little Luo was a good comrade, cannot make him suffer a loss. Oh, his parents' accident/surprise attacks to him too in a big way...... considers as finished, did not say that this, hurried to handle the matter!” “对了,记得让他们把小罗那份奖金出了,小罗是个好同志,不能让他吃亏。唉,要不是他父母的意外对他打击太大……算了,不说这个了,赶紧去把事办了！” After the gate closes, a Li Dui face looks at hooligans uncomfortable: „Our Fengning City developed for these years quickly, but always has your external disasters to add to stop up, sees your flock of mice, I dislike! Then, knows you said!” 门关上后,李队一脸不爽看着小混混:“咱们凤宁市这几年发展很快,但总有你们这些外来的祸害添堵,看到你们这群老鼠,我就膈应得慌！说吧,把你知道的都说出来！” hooligans lowers the head does not speak, confesses severely, the firm foundation puts on, this truth he understands. 小混混低头不说话,坦白从严,牢底坐穿,这道理他懂。 „Hey, my violent temper, it seems like I not on an eye medicine to you, you have not known me ‚Yama’ fierce!” “嘿,我这暴脾气,看来我不给你上点眼药,你还不知道我‘阎罗手’的厉害！” Li Dui pushes up the sleeves must begin, the nearby is responsible for recording little Liu of file quickly to hold on him: „Team leader, you may stop, we want the civilized law enforcement now.” 李队捋起袖子就要动手,边上负责录档案的小刘急忙拉住他:“队长,你可消停点吧,咱现在要文明执法。” Li Dui eyes stared: „What nonsense spoke, where do you see me is not uncivilized?” 李队一眼瞪了过去:“说什么鬼话,你哪里看见我不文明了？” little Liu was speechless, referred to the corner, hinted there to have the camera. 小刘无语,指了指墙角,示意那里有摄像头。 Li Dui big hand wields: „Went to turn off to me the camera, said the breakdown, must service for two days.” 李队大手一挥:“去把摄像头给我关了,就说出故障,要维修两天。” Liu Che bottom took: „This does not gather the custom......” 小刘彻底服了:“这不合规矩……” „Custom is dead, the person is lives, can the living person also feel stifled to the urine?” “规矩是死的,人是活的,活人还能给尿憋死？” little Liu does not know whether to laugh or cry, when only Li Dui in the nonsense, urged: „Li Dui, you cannot come, shakes to mark misconduct.” 小刘哭笑不得,只当李队在胡言乱语,劝道:“李队,你可不能来真的,抖出去要记过的。” „How marked misconduct, did I remember few also?” Li Dui is not convinced very much, is pointing at the pit hooligans of head: „Is these bad apples, day in day out disrupts the social order, I punch him for a quicker investigation, delays a while, don't many several victims, this truth you understand?” “记过怎么了,我记得还少吗？”李队很不服气,指着坑着头的小混混:“就是这些害群之马,一天到晚扰乱社会秩序,我揍他是为了更快破案,多耽搁一会儿,就多几个受害人,这道理你不懂？” „I understand! However I understand uselessly!” “我懂！但是我懂没用！” little Liu referred to the computer, the online keyboard hero are too many, rather believes that the criminal is not willing to believe the police, entire sage countenance. The criminal was selected the grievance, with wanting them assigned/life, day in day out was staring by the innumerable eyes, doing them worked is not good to launch. 小刘又指了指电脑,网上键盘侠太多,宁愿相信犯罪分子也不愿相信警察,整个一圣人嘴脸。犯罪分子受点委屈,就跟要了他们命似的,一天到晚被无数双眼睛盯着,搞得他们工作都不好展开了。 The police are also a person, has the courage and uprightness, runs into the heartless criminal, unavoidably warm-blooded above. Finally, was reported must be subjected to criticism, whom really did not have! 警察也是人,也是有血性的,遇到丧尽天良的犯罪分子,难免热血上头。结果呢,被举报还要挨批,真是没谁了！ „Do not manage that group of mental illness, day in day out spoke for the criminal, the criminal felt sorry , isn't the victim pitiful? The victims do not have money hospitalization time, how to see that group of child law cutting edges to stand the donation?” Li Dui disdains saying: „Finally is also not we donates money, how this matter they do not say!” “别理那帮神经病,一天到晚为犯罪分子说话,犯罪分子可怜,那被害人就不可怜了？被害人没钱住院的时候,怎么没见那帮子律政先锋站出来捐款？”李队不屑道:“最后还不是得我们捐款,这事他们怎么不说了！” little Liu shrugs, really said that Li Dui, has to ask: „How does my file write? Cannot write actually!” 小刘耸耸肩,实在说不过李队,只好问道:“那我档案怎么写？总不能照实写吧！” Li Dui thinks, serious said: „Writes the criminal not to coordinate, to work loose the shackles extremely, flew the handle camera to kick badly. We used stun baton and explosion-proof shield, hot pepper atomization and other tools to take him.” 李队想了想,一脸严肃道:“就写犯人极度不配合,挣脱镣铐,飞起一脚把摄像头踢坏了。我们动用了电棍、防爆盾、辣椒喷雾等工具才将他拿下。” A little Liu face is shocking, are you earnest? 小刘一脸震惊,你是认真的？ „Looks at me to do, hits landline to bring fellow that I said a moment ago!” “看着我干什么,打座机让人把我刚才说的家伙儿全拿过来啊！” „Team leader, do you come really?” “队长,你来真的？” Li Dui said naturally: „Nonsense, this is must place on file, can I talk nonsense?” 李队理所当然道:“废话,这可是要入档的,我能胡说八道吗？” „, My this telephones......” “哦哦,我这就打电话……” hooligans terrified-looking looks at Li Dui who pushes up the sleeves, with telephoning little Liu, touches does not permit these two to come. If, were not really killed also to result in a skin! 小混混一脸惶恐看着捋起袖子的李队,和正在打电话的小刘,摸不准这两人是不是要来真的。要是真的,不被打死也得掉层皮！ „Team leader, the fellow who you want delivers immediately, this file...... concrete point what to do?” “队长,你要的家伙马上送过来,这档案……具体点咋整？” Li Dui did not say patiently: „You look to arrange, do not think that I do not know, your boy holds concurrent jobs to throw the street writer. Gives me to write according to Bruce Lee's movie, I am Bruce Lee, he is that plays the basketball. Fighting as far as possible is more intense, emphatically the prominent criminal rampant domineering, as well as skill in Wushu superior of this team leader.” 李队不耐烦道:“你看着编,别以为我不知道,你小子兼职扑街写手。就给我按李小龙的电影来写,我是李小龙,他是那个打篮球的。打斗尽量激烈些,着重突出犯罪分子的嚣张跋扈,以及本队长的武艺高强。” „, Team leader, Bruce Lee's movie I have not looked.” “呃,队长,李小龙的电影我没看过。” „Your these small young, should say that your what good, what even hasn't the pride of Chinese looked at...... that you to look at?” “你们这些小年轻,该说你们什么好,连华人的骄傲都没看过……那你都看过什么？” „Dragon Ball and One Piece!” “七龙珠和海贼王！” „This anything at sixes and sevens, ok, gathers together to illuminate these two to write.” “这都什么乱七八糟的,算了,凑活一下就照着这两个写。” „Team leader, that...... have you looked at these two animations?” “队长,那个……你看过这两部动漫吗？” „Has not looked, how? Fights insufficiently intensely?” “没看过,怎么了？打斗不够激烈？” „No, fights very intensely, the leading character will drop down to stand each time, ultimately will conquer the enemy tenaciously.” “不,打斗很激烈,主人公每次倒下都会站起来,最终顽强战胜敌人。” „Fights intensely on the line, illuminates this leading character to write, input file.” “打斗激烈就行,就照着这个主人公写,录入档案。” „Good!” “好嘞！” little Liu pinched ten fingers, after joint sound, raps rapidly on the keyboard, at this moment he thinks of such as spring wells up, at this moment he no longer throws the street. 小刘捏了捏十指,一阵噼里啪啦的骨节声响后,在键盘上飞速敲击起来,这一刻他思如泉涌,这一刻他不再是扑街。 ...... …… The criminal calls out one, both hands promotes, plans to use the star demolition bomb, explodes the cosmic dust Li Dui and Earth together. 犯罪分子暴喝一声,双手推出,打算使用星球毁灭弹,将李队和地球一同炸成宇宙尘埃。 Li Dui has a big shock, the air/Qi of criminal is unexpectedly terrifying in this way, he knows that oneself is impossible to receive this move, although he can move instantaneously, escapes Mary to live, but is Earth for mankind's survival, particularly red soil mainland, innumerable happy families here...... 李队大惊失色,犯罪分子的气竟恐怖如斯,他知道自己不可能接下这招,虽然他可以瞬间移动,逃去玛丽乔亚活下来,但身后就是人类赖以生存的地球,尤其是红土大陆,无数和和美美的家庭都在这里…… Cannot escape! Cannot hide! 不能逃！不能躲！ I am shouldering the heavy burden of security people! Even the death, I must keep off this attack! 我肩负着保卫人民的重担！就算是死,我也必须挡下这次攻击！ Li Dui look changed, does not attend to burning out the fatal hidden danger of body, opens ten to keep off forcefully- super rubber person 4, puts forth final Kame Hame Wave! 李队的眼神变了,不顾拖垮身体的致命隐患,强行开启十挡-超级橡胶人四,使出最后的龟派气功！ Bang!!! 轰！！！ The criminal was thrust Sun by Kame Hame Wave, changes to the history! 犯罪分子被龟派气功推入太阳,化作历史！ ...... …… little Liu writes, while thinks again, if I am a reader, sees this novel, definitely without delay, coming up is five monthly tickets. 小刘一边写,一边再想,如果我是读者,看到这本小说,肯定二话不说,上来就是五张月票。 Without the on the shelf? 没上架？ Doesn't matter, the collection ten recommendation tickets, wait for the on the shelf to decide every day. 没关系,收藏每天十张推荐票,坐等上架全定。 little Liu symbol, but also while said that hooligans on the urine, looks at Li Dui who walks wickedly at the scene, quickly shouts: 小刘一边码字,还一边说了出来,小混混当场就尿了,看着恶狠狠走过来的李队,急忙喊道: „Team leader, my anything incurs.” “队长,我什么都招。” „Now shouts the team leader? Ends! Knows how on the wall that four characters did read?” “现在叫队长？完啦！知道墙上那四个字怎么念吗？” „Leniency to those who confess!” “坦白从宽！” Li Dui cold snort/hum: „Right, rids the people of an evil!” 李队一声冷哼:“没错,就是为民除害！” The gate of interrogation chamber was shoved open again: „stun baton and explosion-proof that shield Chief Li, you want came......” 审讯室的门再次被推开:“李队长,你要的电棍和防爆盾来了……” „Brings to give me, today makes you enlarge ones vision, experiences the province wrestle competition top three, the person delivers nickname ‚Li three feet’ fierce.” “拿来给我,今天就让你们开开眼,见识一下全省格斗大赛前三甲,人送外号‘李三脚’的厉害。” Pushes the police officer gentle reminder of gate: „Chief Li, the Li three feet does not use stun baton, he uses the nunchakus!” 推门的警员善意提醒道:“李队长,李三脚不用电棍,他用双节棍！” „You know, your ability? Won't I use two stun baton bunch of same places?” “就你知道,就你能耐？我不会用两根电棍捆一起吗？” The police officer shrinks the neck, went out by Li Duidui. 警员缩缩脖子,被李队怼出了门。 hooligans looked Li Duizhen starts to tie up stun baton with the belt, frightened to cry directly: „Team leader, clips on the stick, my really move! Our gang is flees in all directions......” 小混混一看李队真的用裤腰带开始绑电棍,直接吓哭了:“队长,别上棍,我真的招了！我们团伙是流窜……” „In...... is thin crash-bang............” “吧啦吧啦……稀里哗啦……叽里呱啦……” Does not wait for Li Dui to shout ‚dá’ and so on crying out strangely, hooligans said all, even the underpants pattern was the sponge babies says. 不等李队喊出‘啊哒哦哦哦’之类的怪叫,小混混就把一切都说出来了,连底裤花纹是海绵宝宝都说了。 Sees this scene, Li Dui and little Liu looks at each other one, smiles. On this brain, but also wants to play to be unwillying to do, the civilization enforces the law I also to have the rule of law you! 见此情景,李队和小刘对视一眼,都是会心一笑。就这脑子,还想玩誓死不从,文明执法我也有法治你！ ...... …… The interrogation ended, little Liu uploaded the file, individual honor and collective honor could not be inescapable, delicious! 审讯结束,小刘上传了档案,个人荣誉和集体荣誉跑不了了,美滋滋！ Li Dui was blocked in the interrogation chamber entrance, is a confused police officer, walks is hitting to shake. 李队在审讯室门口被人拦住了,是一个神不守舍的警员,走路都在打晃。 A police officer face looked forward, as if also in dream: „Shen Superintendent that Li Dui, the office adjusts arrived, the chief asked you to pass!” 警员一脸憧憬,仿佛还在梦中:“李队,省厅调过来的沈警督到了,局长叫你过去！” Li Dui secretly thought is troublesome, he is tired of the person who these above get down, looks that is still sending the starry eyed police officer, trampled. 李队暗道麻烦,他就烦这些上面下来的人,看着还在发花痴的警员,一脚踹了过去。 „Does, did the soul lose?” “干啥,魂丢了？” The police officer crawls, is not angry, is blushing saying: „That Shen Superintendent...... really attractive!” 警员爬起来,也不生气,红着脸说道:“那个沈警督……真漂亮！” Li Dui supercilious look turns: „Yes, others are attractive, if beautiful the angel, marrying is the ancestral grave belches smoke, but...... and do you have the nickel relations? Today did the compact disc carve?” 李队白眼一翻:“是啊,人家漂亮,美若天仙,娶到了是祖坟冒烟,但……和你有半毛钱关系？今天光盘刻了没？” Police officer: „......” 警员:“……” MMP, you have practiced, I have punched you! MMP,要不是你练过,我早就揍你了！ --- --- 【Pū street diary】 【扑街日记】 „Editor is big, do you discriminate against me? Why haven't I recommended?” “编辑大大,你是不是歧视我？为什么我从来都没有推荐？” „Your this throws the street, I can accompany you rubbish calmly, showed that I have not discriminated against you!” “你这个扑街,我能心平气和的陪你废话,就证明我没有歧视你！”