„AwakensSuppressing Prison Ghost Monarch Staff, reopensGhost Kingcontend for supremacytime......”
“唤醒镇狱鬼王杖,重开一次鬼王争雄……”Gu Qingshanis hesitating.顾青山沉吟着。Thismatter, pouringis notcannotdo, even before oneself, has done.
这种事,倒也不是不可以做,甚至自己之前就已做过。Butnowheis many a mind.
但现在他多了个心眼。Whyoneselfwas planned, was spheredbyallOrderEnvoy?自己是为什么被算计、以至于被所有秩序使者围住的?oneselfspatialglovewhite wolf, establishesStarry Sky City.自己空手套白狼,就建立出来一座星空城。oneselfin the grave of Human World, defeateddirectlydegeneratedOrder.自己在人间之墓中,直接战胜了堕落秩序。oneselftaking advantage of the prestige of Divine Sword, expelledEternal Mind Seizerwith the Six Pathswill.自己借神剑之威,携六道意志打跑了永恒夺念者。Countsoneselfhas donematter, a little was too free.
细数自己做过的事,实在有点太招摇了。
The outcome that no matterthatis spying on secretwhois, in brief, oneselfsuccessfulmadeitraise the vigilantheart.
不管那个在暗中窥探的究竟是谁,总之,自己成功的让它升起了警惕心。Thereforeoneselffell into the deadboundary.
所以自己才陷入了死境。At present can oneselfalsorepeatthisprocess?
眼下自己还要重复这个过程么?Gu Qingshanfalls intohesitates.顾青山陷入沉吟。
Since has enteredUnderworld, althoughseeminglyauspicious, had been through repeatedlyseveralscreeningactually.
进入黄泉界以来,虽然看上去似乎一路祥和,实则历经了好几道筛选。First, comes ashore.
第一道,上岸。
The average peoplethrew into the River of Forgetfulnessreincarnationto goheredirectly, only thenprofessionalcanstay behind.
普通人在这里直接被扔进忘川投胎去了,只有职业者才可以留下。Second, entersSamsara Palace.
第二道,入轮回殿。HerehasManifestation Pond, directly conducts recognizing of status, sideencircledGhost soldiersGhost General, oncediscovered that towill not close indirectly.
这里有一座化生池,直接进行身份的认定,旁边围了一圈鬼兵鬼将,一旦发现不对直接就会一拥而上。Third, joinsix.
第三道,加入六部。Thesestepjuststarted, the representativehas the qualificationsto work, as forcanlive-
这一步才是刚刚开始,代表有资格去做事,至于能不能活下来-Cut the sky the meteorto explain the currentsituation.
划破天空的流星已经说明了当前的局势。Howeveratthis time, just the fellow who came outfromDeath River, becomesUnderworld Ghost Kingall of a sudden.
然而就在这个时候,一个刚从死河里出来的家伙,一下子成为了黄泉鬼王了。Thisis a matter of howstir.
这是一件多么轰动的事。Will definitely make one look askance.
肯定会让人侧目。Mustproceed in an orderly way...... at least, mustearnkarmic virtuein a noteye-catchingway.
还是要循序渐进……至少,要以一种不拉风的方式赚取功德。Then first firststep.
那么首先第一步。Firstmakeseveryoneaccept the ownstatus.
先让大家都接受自己的身份。PowerfulSummonerandclose combatexpertfromDeath River, almostnodefeat.
一位来自死河的强大召唤者与近战专家,几乎没有什么败绩。Wheneveryoneapprovedthisstatus, oneselfbecomesUnderworld Ghost Kingagain, seemslogical.
当所有人都认可了这个身份,自己再成为黄泉鬼王,也就显得顺理成章。Gu Qingshandiscusseshas decided that asks: „Yourjust nowsaid that awakensSuppressing Prison Ghost Monarch Staff- itindeep sleep?”顾青山计议已定,问道:“你刚才说唤醒镇狱鬼王杖-难道它在沉睡?”
The colored glazesighed: „Right, itssituationis very special, itsmasterdiscarded the Six Pathsstatus, leftSix Paths of Samsara, thereforeitfell into the deep sleep.”
琉璃叹了口气道:“对,它的情况很特别,它的主人舍弃了六道身份,离开了六道轮回,所以它陷入了沉睡之中。”„How can awakenit?”Gu Qingshanasked.
“要怎么才可以唤醒它?”顾青山问。
The smalljadesaid: „karmic virtue, paysenoughkarmic virtue, the Underworld sourcewill pour into Suppressing Prison Ghost Monarch Staff, awakensitto separate by gravityGhost KingGod Position.”
小琅道:“功德啊,付出足够的功德,黄泉本源就会灌注于镇狱鬼王杖之中,唤醒它来重选鬼王神位。”„How manykarmic virtueneeds?”Gu Qingshanasked.
“需要多少功德?”顾青山问。„1 million.” The smalljadesaid.
“一百万。”小琅道。Gu Qingshanloses the sound said: „So many?”顾青山失声道:“这么多?”„Right, moreovermustbe the person of hellsection, candothismatter.” The colored glazesaid.
“对啊,而且必须是地狱部的人,才可以做这件事。”琉璃道。„Enters the hellsection, is unable to obtainsuchquantitykarmic virtue;Withoutsuchhugekarmic virtue, is unable to becomeGhost King, thisis a fast knot.” The smalljadesaid.
“进地狱部,便无法获得这样数量的功德;没有这样庞大的功德,就无法成为鬼王,这是个死结。”小琅道。„Therefore the hellhas been maintaining the presenthalf-deadcondition.”Gu Qingshansaid with a sigh.
“所以地狱就一直维持着如今半死不活的状态。”顾青山叹息道。„Right, cannot receivemission, others are busy, usuallycannot seeperson's shadow, wecannot borrowsomekarmic virtueto buy between -meal snack, every dayis consuming.” The colored glazesaid.
“对,接不到任务,其他人都忙着,平常根本见不到人影儿,我们也借不来一些功德买零食,每天都这么耗着。”琉璃道。Gu Qingshancalled outsuddenly: „Wait-”顾青山突然叫道:“等等-”„What's wrong?”Colored glazestrangesay/way.
“怎么了?”琉璃奇怪道。„Can karmic virtuealsoborrow?”Gu Qingshanasked.
“功德还可以借?”顾青山问。„Naturally, not only can borrow, but can also donate- buteveryoneknows that wedo not have the incomenow, thereforeeveryoneleavesusto be distant, will not lendus.” The smalljadesaid.
“当然,不仅可以借,还可以赠予-但所有人都知道我们现在没有进项,所以大家都离我们远远的,才不会借给我们。”小琅道。Gu Qingshaneye of light/only, summonedin a low voice: „karmic virtuecalculator!”顾青山目露奇光,低声呼唤道:“功德计算器!”Hisheadpresented a digit of row of illuminationimmediately: „0000.”
他头上顿时出现了一排发光的数字:“0000。”Previoustimehecomestimeknows,thisis the Underworld standard configurationmachine, the people who eachplacesUnderworld cansummonit, toexamineownkarmic virtue.
上次他来的时候就知道,这是黄泉的标配机器,每个身处黄泉的人都可以呼唤它,以查看自己的功德。„Thismachineonlyanswered and karmic virtuerelatedissue.”karmic virtuecalculatorsay/way.
“本机器只回答与功德有关的问题。”功德计算器道。„Yes, Iwantto askyou, whetherkarmic virtuecanbuy and sell the giftandborrowsalso?”Gu Qingshanasked.
“是的,我想问你,功德是否可以买卖赠予和借还?”顾青山问。„Ok.”karmic virtuecalculatorsay/way.
“可以。”功德计算器道。Gu Qingshaneye of light/only, towardtwofemalesay/way: „Ithink of means that cando the merit[ mannovelnetwww.9nanren.com] virtue.”顾青山目露奇光,朝两女道:“我想到一个办法,可以搞到功[男人小说网www.9nanren.com]德。”„Howto do?” The colored glazeasked.
“怎么搞?”琉璃问道。„Youfirstreplied that I an issue, the person of joinhell, can youkick the hellsectionthemagain?”Gu Qingshanasked.
“你们先回答我一个问题,加入地狱的人,你们可以将他们再踢出地狱部吗?”顾青山问。„Sure, Iwithmy younger sisteramGods that the hellonlyremains, a adding peopleandkick the power of personin our hands.” The smalljadesaid.
“当然可以,我跟我妹妹是地狱仅剩的神祇,加人和踢人的权力都在我们手中。”小琅道。„That, can theseby the person of kicking out, againotherjoinsections?”
“那么,那些被踢出去的人,可以再加入其它部吗?”„Ok.”
“可以。”„Thiswas good.”
“这就行了。”Gu Qingshanclaps, stands saying: „- Beforedoes not wanttooeye-catching, thereforedoes not snatchDeadwithRiver of Forgetfulness, sincenowfound the newmethod, thatthis/shouldwereceivedto selectkarmic virtue.”顾青山一拍手,站起来道:“-之前是不想太拉风,所以不跟忘川抢亡者,现在既然找到新的方法,那就该我们收点功德了。”„Whosekarmic virtuereceives?”Twofemalesaskedwith one voice.
“收谁的功德?”两女齐声问道。„Walks, weprepare.”Gu Qingshan say.
“走,我们去准备一下。”顾青山道。
......
……Samsara Palace.轮回殿。Variousmost partsare still busyreceiving the personhere, a livelyscene.
各大部依然在这里忙着收人,一派热闹景象。Another side ofmain hall.
大殿另一边。Herestandmanyteams.
这里站了许多支队伍。
The theseteamcomprised ofGodsandpowerfulDead, theymusthavemissionimmediately, thereforegathershere, preparestransmission.这些队伍由神祇与强大亡者们组成,他们马上要出任务,所以在这里聚集,准备传送。
When the people are ready and waiting, thereforeappearsorquietoranxious.
众人都处于整装待发之际,所以显得或沉静或紧张。At this time, Gu Qingshanledtwofemalesto come.
这时候,顾青山带着两女来了。Theydo not pay attention toall aroundall sorts ofvision, looked for the most middleposition, moves the table.
他们不理会四周种种目光,找了个最中间的位置,把桌子搬过去。Then-
然后-
The Gu Qingshanjumping uptable, took a microphone, clears throat saying: „Everyone, the hellstart-to-finish servicestarted!”顾青山跳上桌子,拿了个麦克风,清清嗓子道:“各位,地狱一条龙服务开始了!”
The peopledo not clarify the situationfor a while, one after anotherwatch critically.
众人一时搞不清情况,纷纷冷眼旁观。Gu Qingshancontinues saying: „No matteragainhowbrutalmission, so long ascomeshereto paycertain amountkarmic virtue, we ensure youcanliveare returning toUnderworld !”顾青山继续道:“不管再怎么残酷的任务,只要来我这里缴纳一定数量功德,我们就保证你能活着回到黄泉!”„Thisis the opportunity of maintaining life! Passed throughto pass bydo not miss, missesdid not haveopportunitystart over.”
“这可是保命的机会!走过路过不要错过,错过了就没机会重来。”
A peopletumult.
众人一阵骚动。Godssneers saying: „Ourmissionare brutal, youronlyDead, how can also guarantee that wemaintain a livelihood.”
一名神祇冷笑道:“我们的任务何等残酷,你区区一名亡者,又如何能保证我们活命。”Gu Qingshanholds the thread of conversationimmediately: „Good that asked!”顾青山立刻抓住话头道:“问的好!”„- Believes that as we all know, inexist(ence) that in the hellsuffers hardships, so long as the sinsdo not have the consumption, no matter how thathedies, finallywill return to the hell , to continue to be suffered.”
“-相信大家都知道,在地狱中受苦的存在,只要罪业没有消尽,那么不管他怎么死,最终都会回到地狱中,继续受折磨。”Peopleone after anothernods.
众人纷纷点头。Thishas not liedactually, rule of hellissuchcruel and unfeeling, evenGodswill not obtain the least bitto give favored treatment.
这倒是没说谎,地狱的规则就是这么残酷无情,就算是神祇也不会得到半点优待。Gu Qingshanis smiling, said: „Ourserviceslie inthis- ourhellsectionwill turn into the person of hellsectionyoutemporarily, like this after everyonedies, canreturn to the hellto come back to life.”顾青山微笑着,说道:“我们的服务就在于此-我们地狱部会把您暂时变成地狱部的人,这样大家死后就可以回到地狱复生。”Deadis somewhat excited, actuallythinks throughquickly the issue, saidloudly: „Youare cracking a joke, ourbodykarmic virtueis positive, Iheard that karmic virtueispositive, cannotenter the hell.”
一名亡者有些心动,却很快想通其中问题,大声道:“你在开玩笑吧,我们身上的功德都是正的,我听说功德为正,便不可入地狱。”
The Gu Qingshansmilesaid: „ Thisis very simple, thisexpertaskedyouto come up- a whileweonlyreceivedyour30% discount the price.顾青山微笑道:“这很简单,这位高手请你上来一下-等会儿我们只收您七折的价格。Hejumps down the table, pullsthatDeadmounts the stage.
他跳下桌子,把那亡者扯上台。„Come, yousendexist(ence)herekarmic virtue.”Gu Qingshan say.
“来,你把功德寄存在我这里。”顾青山道。Deadis staringhim.亡者瞪着他。„So manypeoplelook, inSamsara Palace, Idaresto depend onyourkarmic virtue?”Gu Qingshan say.
“这么多人看着,又在轮回殿中,我敢赖你的功德?”顾青山道。Deadsomewhatis still scruple.亡者依然有些迟疑。Gu Qingshanhas not managed the Buddhist law: „Ok, so long asyouare willingto coordinatemeto demonstrate,Igive you 50% discount the price.”顾青山没办法道:“好了,只要你愿意配合我展示,我给你五折的价钱。”„Good.”Deadsaid.
“那好吧。”亡者道。Thatmission that oneselfmustcarry outis extremely dangerous, trying is also refuses to abandon hope.自己要执行的那个任务极度危险,试一下也算是死马当作活马医。„karmic virtuecalculator!”
“功德计算器!”Two peoplealsoshout.
两人同时喊道。Sees onlykarmic virtue of thatDeadtop of the headis: „1137.”
只见那亡者头顶的功德是:“1137。”Gu Qingshankarmic virtueis: „0000.”顾青山的功德是:“0000。”Two peoplewrote the loadcontract, completes the transaction.
两人写了份暂借契约,完成交易。Gu Qingshankarmic virtueturnedinstantaneously„1137”, butDeadturned„0000”.顾青山的功德瞬间变成了“1137”,而亡者变成了“0000”。„Mykarmic virtue, althoughiszero, but also is not the negative number, is still unable to go to hell.”Deadpuzzledsay/way.
“我的功德虽然为零,但还不是负数,依然无法下地狱啊。”亡者不解道。„Thiseasy to do.”Gu Qingshangives his beer can.
“这好办。”顾青山递给他一个啤酒罐。Deadis startled, the doubtssaid: „Thisis-”亡者一怔,疑惑道:“这是-”„Loses.”Gu Qingshan say.
“丢。”顾青山道。Deadlosesconveniently.亡者随手一丢。Canfallingground.
易拉罐掉落地上。karmic virtue of histop of the headimmediatelychanges, from„0000”turned„0001”.
他头顶的功德顿时一变,从“0000”变成了“0001”。Tumbles the trashconveniently, deducted1karmic virtue.
随手乱丢垃圾,扣除了一点功德。Gu Qingshanclaps the hands saying: „Was OK, nowpleasebewitchandseizeslifethere, applied for the joinhell, thencarried outmission.”顾青山一拍掌道:“可以了,现在请去勾魂与夺命那里,申请加入地狱,然后去执行任务吧。”„Can thisbe good? Buckleskarmic virtue, whatwill sufferin the hell?”Deaddisturbedsay/way.
“这样能行吗?扣一点功德,在地狱会遭受什么?”亡者忐忑道。„Ice waterwashout- justyou who helpedcombatfinish conduct calmness a time.”Gu Qingshanfamiliar road and familiar doorsay/way.
“冰水冲刷-刚好帮助战斗结束的您进行一次冷静。”顾青山熟门熟路的道。„Believesme, we are specializedat the matter of hell, saidagain-”
“相信我,在地狱的事情上我们是专业的,再说了-”Gu Qingshanlooksto others, fullis the say/way of profound meaning: „Eveneveryonedoes not believeus, will still believe the hell, itwill not let offanykarmic virtueislost/carryingexist(ence).”顾青山望向其他人,满是深意的道:“就算大家不信我们,也该相信地狱,它绝不会放过任何一个功德为负的存在。”Deadalsosaid: „After Ireturn ?”亡者又道:“那我归来之后呢?”„Wekickyouto have the hell, gives back toyoukarmic virtueagain, youreturned to the originalsectionagainon the line.”
“我们踢你出地狱,再把功德还给你,你再回原来的部就行了啊。”Gu Qingshannaturalsay/way.顾青山理所当然的道。Deadgawkeda while, slowlytastes.亡者愣了一会儿,慢慢回过味儿来。Right.
对啊。If by some chanceoneselfmissionfailure, becausethere are the sin that tumbles the trashin the body, will not go to the River of Forgetfulnessreincarnation, mustfirstgo to the hellto redeemcompletely the sin.
万一自己任务失败,因为有乱丢垃圾的罪孽在身,就不会去忘川投胎,要先去地狱赎尽罪孽。Thisnot-
这不就-Thiswas not equal to-
这不就等于-Returned to the city?
回城了?Kicksoneselfagain, karmic virtuetakes carry back, oneselfis equal tonoloss.
再把自己一踢,功德一拿回来,自己等于没什么损失。
The onlyissueis-
唯一的问题就是-„How do youcollect fees?”Deadasked.
“你们怎么收费的?”亡者问道。„500karmic virtue.”Gu Qingshanis without turning a hairto say.
“五百点功德。”顾青山面不改色道。„Is so black! Icompletemission78times, altogether more than 1000karmic virtue.”Deadloses the sound said.
“这么黑!我完成七八次任务,一共才一千多功德啊。”亡者失声道。Gu Qingshantwofemalesalsoalmostcalledbehind.顾青山身后两女也差点叫起来。Thatis500karmic virtue, wantsappropriatelyso many?
那可是五百点功德啊,要这么多合适吗?Do not run away in fear!
别把人都吓跑了啊!Twofemaledisturbance.
两女一阵忐忑。Gu Qingshanlightsay/way: „Brothers, youare our firstcustomer, cangive the 50% discount, thereforeonlyreceivesyou250.”顾青山淡淡的道:“兄弟,你是我们第一位客户,可以打五折,所以只收您二百五。”„Looks atthis250, butyourbuyinglifemoney, do youreallydislikeexpensively?”
“瞧这二百五可是您的买命钱,您真的嫌贵?”„Weopen the doorto do business, will not forceothersto come- hasagain, wewill bewitchto seizelifetwoGods is very laborious, will wantto letyourjoin, mustgo to the hellto takeyouto come out, won't Godscar(riage)Maffeyyougive?”
“我们开门做生意呢,也不会强迫别人来-再有,我们勾魂夺命两位神祇会很辛苦的,一个要施法让您加入,一个要去地狱接您出来,神祇的车马费您都不给?”Gu Qingshanbathes in fresh airspoke the words.顾青山如沐春风般的把话说完。ThatDeadhesitates.
那亡者还在犹豫。Actuallylistens tounder the stagesomepeopleto make noise: „Hellservice, Imustcomeonetime.”
却听台下已经有人出声:“地狱服务,我要来一次。”AnotherDeadwalks, the directpointopens the karmic virtuetransaction, flingskarmic virtuetoGu Qingshan.
另一名亡者走上来,直接点开功德交易,咣咣咣把功德都甩给顾青山。Gu Qingshanhas a scare, fearsothersto cause trouble, sinceresay/way: „Thisbig brother is really straightforward- laterIcantake responsibilityto the honoredmember, butnowyousuchanxiouslyforlike that?”顾青山吓了一跳,也怕别人闹事,正色道:“这位大哥真是豪爽-以后我可以做主给个尊贵会员,但现在您这么急是为那般?”„Hurry up, myalsothreeminutesenteredmission, immediatelymademeenter the hell.”ThatDeadsaid.
“快点,我还三分钟就进任务了,马上让我进地狱。”那亡者道。Gu Qingshanunderstoodimmediately.顾青山顿时就明白了。This is maintaining lifeanxiously.
这是急着保命啊。„Good!”
“好!”Gu Qingshanlifts the hand, handsin the canhishand.顾青山一抬手,把易拉罐递到他手上。Deadthrows the can.亡者把易拉罐丢出去。„Smalljade!”Gu Qingshanshouts.
“小琅!”顾青山喊道。
The smalljadeflies the table, receivedthatDeadto enter the hellsectionpersonally.
小琅飞上桌子,亲自收了那亡者进地狱部。
The entire processonlyused for oneminute.
整个过程只用了一分钟。„Verygood, thenIdo not fear.”Deadrelentinggas channel/angrily said.
“很好,这下我不怕了。”亡者松了口气道。Gu Qingshanwatches a person's every mood, saidin a soft voice: „Yourmission-”顾青山察言观色,轻声道:“您的任务-”„Mythistimepulled out the dare-to-die corps.”Say/Way that Deadis reticent.
“我这次抽到了敢死队。”亡者惜字如金的道。All aroundpeace.
四周一片安静。
The peopleare fullare the sympathiesis looking athim.
众人都满是同情的望着他。Deadvanishesquickly, was walkedbydirecttransmission.亡者很快消失,被直接传送走。
After several breaths .
数息之后。
The colored glazelookmoves, said: „Came back, in the hell, Imeetshim.”
琉璃神色一动,说道:“回来了,在地狱,我去接他。”Said that shedisappeared.
说完她就消失了。Withouta while, shebringsthatDeadto appearagain.
没一会儿,她就带着那亡者再次出现。Say/Way that Deadhas a lingering fear: „Bumped intothatterrifyingly...... considers as finished, did not say that avoids a tribulationfinally.”亡者心有余悸的道:“碰上了那个恐怖的……算了,不说了,总算是躲过一劫。”HetowardGu Qingshanandtwofemalecups the fist and says: „Many thanksyou, life-saving efforts.”
他朝着顾青山和两女抱拳道:“多谢你们了,救命之恩。”„Youspoke discreetly, receives money the management.”Gu Qingshanreturns a courtesysaid.
“您言重了,收钱办事。”顾青山回礼道。Heis in front ofeveryone, gave back to the opposite partykarmic virtue.
他当着所有人的面,把功德还给了对方。Onlydeducts500pointsas the service fee.
只扣下五百点作为服务费。500points.
五百点。„Ok,”Gu Qingshanhas turned around, lookssaidtofirstDead: „Did youconsider?”
“好了,”顾青山转过身,望向第一名亡者道:“您考虑好了吗?”„Un, pleasegivemeto comehellto serve a time.”ThatDeadfirmsay/way.
“嗯,请给我来一次地狱服务。”那亡者坚定的道。„Givesmealsoto comeonetime.”
“给我也来一次。”„Ialsowantthisreturning to the citysafeguard!”
“我也要这种回城保障!”„Pleasegiveme the quickarrangement, mymissionmuststart!”
“请给我快一点安排,我的任务要开始了!”„Bastard, lining up, lining up!”
“混蛋,排队,排队啊!”Gu Qingshanthenlookstowardtwofemales.顾青山回头朝两女望去。Sees onlytwofemales there, a having a dreamappearance.
只见两女愣在那里,一幅做梦的样子。„Smalljade, the colored glaze, wehad moneyto use.”
“小琅,琉璃,我们有钱用了。”sound transmission that Gu Qingshansmilessaid.顾青山笑眯眯的传音道。
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