„ Written invitation. “请帖。 ” Entrance has the guard, is very proficiently receiving the written invitation, as if has made several hundred over a thousand times. ”门口有守卫,十分熟练地收着请帖,似乎已经做过几百上千次了。 Un, this is not an adjective. 嗯,这绝不是一个形容词。 Ling Han dispatched the written invitation, that person sees, hastily respectful said/tunnel: „Originally was Heavenly Emperor Han to! Please, invite!” 凌寒递出了请帖,那人一见,连忙恭敬地道:“原来是寒天帝到了！请、请！” He makes another person take over, oneself have the Ling Han three people to enter the stadium personally, they arranges Ling Han in a very position near the top. 他让另一个人接手,自己则是亲自带着凌寒三人入场,将凌寒他们安排在一个十分靠前的位置。 After a warm entertainment, he then drew back. 一番热情的招待之后,他这才退了下去。 Big Black Dog touches the chin, said: „According to Dog Master looked, today fears the disaster of blood light.” 大黑狗摸了摸下巴,道:“依狗爷看,今天恐有血光之灾。” „Why?” Little Azure Dragon asked at the right moment, specialized supporting speaker. “为何？”小青龙适时问道,专业捧哏。 „You looked, several weddings that Little Han attended, basically by carrying off a girl to be one's wife ended, must have Slaughter.” Big Black Dog teased, „, therefore, this King suspected, today, this Profound Spirit Great Emperor possible head is also green and glossy.” “你看,小寒子参加的几场婚礼,基本是以抢亲结束的,少不了杀戮。”大黑狗调侃道,“所以,本座怀疑,今天过后,这位玄灵大帝也可能头上绿油油的。” Ling Han turned the supercilious look, your skin! 凌寒不由翻起了白眼,就你皮！ The come person are many, but besides Ling Han three, highest Realm is also only Saint. 来的人不少,但除了凌寒三个之外,最高境界的也只是圣人。 Can Great Emperor participate in somebody to get married the activity of 1 million th wife? Although this really has the significance of breaking the record very much. 大帝会来参加某人迎娶第一百万个老婆的活动吗？虽然这确实很有破纪录的意义。 Moreover, even if Saint is each one facial expressions is also tranquil, not exciting color. 而且,哪怕是圣人们也是个个神情平静,毫无兴奋之色。 After all, this activity participated a lot, time that the average ten years one time, was crowded, possibly can one year must catch up 2-3, but also be excited? 毕竟,这种活动参加得多了,平均十年一次,密集起来的时候,可能一年都要赶上2-3场,还能兴奋吗？ „Well, why these three can sit there?” Some people looked at Ling Han three. “咦,这三个为什么可以坐在那里？”有人瞄上了凌寒三个。 Because the Ling Han three positions are prominent, but other seat as if stars surrounding the moon, contrasted them. 因为凌寒三个的位置最是突出,而其他坐席仿佛众星拱月,将他们烘托了出来。 „Yes, why do they sit there?” “是啊,他们凭什么坐那里？” „Snort, sitting sat down, but without the words of strength, how long can also sit?” “哼,坐是坐下了,但没有实力的话,又能够坐多久？” The person in this world becomes second nature cruelly, enlarged the pinnacle the negativity in human nature, therefore, just some people said several, then saw some people to turn toward Ling Han three to walk directly. 这个世界的人暴戾成性,将人性中的负面情绪放大到了极致,因此,刚刚才有人说了几句,便见有人直接就向着凌寒三个走了过去。 „Your this positions are good, this King wanted!” This is Saint, told toward the Ling Han three people. “你们这位置不错,本座要了！”这是一名圣人,向着凌寒三人吩咐道。 „You determined that wants?” Big Black Dog grinning said/tunnel. “你确定要？”大黑狗笑嘻嘻地道。 „Snort, did this King also fear inadequately?” That Saint very arrogant said/tunnel. “哼,本座还怕了不成？”那名圣人十分傲慢地道。 „Come, making you sit.” Big Black Dog gets out of the way very much honestly. “来,让你坐。”大黑狗很老实地走开。 Well? 咦？ Old black denaturation? 老黑变性了？ Naturally is impossible, therefore, Ling Han and Little Azure Dragon also stood, coordinated. 当然不可能了,于是,凌寒和小青龙也站了起来,配合了一把。 That Saint is complacent, is really three instigates the package, frightened flinches. 那圣人洋洋得意,真是三个怂包,一吓就退缩了。 His haughty sat, but the person just sat down, is actually hears „scoffs at” one. 他大马金刀地坐了下去,可人刚刚坐下,却是听到“嗤啦”一声。 „Pū!” “噗！” The people smiled to spurt immediately, originally that Saint sat, the clothing of ass section actually broke open, immediately revealed white and shiny buttocks. 众人顿时就笑喷了出来,原来那名圣人一屁股坐下去,腚部的衣物却是破开了,顿时露出一只白花花的屁股来。 Although this Saint male, may under glare of the public eye, reveal the ass unexpectedly in the presence of everyone, was still makes him blush the face, one fled hastily, did not immediately have the shadow. 虽然这名圣人是男的,可在众目睽睽之下,居然当众露腚,仍是让他羞红了脸,连忙咻地一下窜了出去,顿时就没了影。 Big Black Dog laughs: „Look, this position is not good to sit, hasn't seen Dog Master to wear the iron underpants specially?” 大黑狗嘻嘻一笑:“看吧,这位置可不是那么好坐的,没见狗爷都特意穿上了铁内裤吗？” The people naturally do not believe that thinks that should be Big Black Dog they do the ghost, but, this seems also impossible, because wants to make fun of Saint, what cultivation base is? 众人自然不相信了,认为应该是大黑狗他们搞得鬼,但是,这又似乎不可能,因为想要这么捉弄圣人,得是什么修为？ In the world only has two Invincible Great Emperor! 天底下就只有两位无敌大帝啊！ Profound Spirit Great Emperor and Immeasurable Great Emperor established a huge influence respectively, almost divided into two entire universe, but Empress Star Moon words, then did not seem to know the trace. 玄灵大帝和无量大帝各自建立起了一个庞大的势力,几乎将整个星宇一分为二,而星月女帝的话,则好像不知所踪了。 Therefore, in Profound Spirit and Immeasurable Great Emperor dominant region, the world all only knows such two Great Emperor. 所以,在玄灵和无量大帝的统治区域内,世人皆只知就这么两位大帝而已。 This is the test that Profound Spirit Great Emperor supposes, only then does the strongest person, sit in the most honored position competently? 难道,这是玄灵大帝设下的考验,只有最强的人,才够资格坐在最尊贵的位置上？ „I come!” Immediately also has Saint to jump. “我来！”立刻又有位圣人跳了出来。 Since this is the test, that has certainly through possibility, how otherwise to call the test? 既然这是考验的话,那就一定有通过的可能,不然怎么叫考验呢？ But he forgot another possibility, that is, some dog special pit, cannot result in the common road inexpensively! 可他忘了另一个可能性,那就是,某条狗特别坑,贱得不走寻常路啊！ „Comes, please sit down.” Big Black Dog is very warm, that Saint welcome to position near. “来来来,请坐。”大黑狗十分热情,将那名圣人请到位置边上。 That Saint whole-heartedly, then sat slowly. 那名圣人全力以赴,然后缓缓坐了下去。 Also is three cuns (2.5 cm) and two cuns (2.5 cm) and one inch from the chair, good, was solid! 距离椅子还有三寸、两寸、一寸,好,坐实了！ That Saint just revealed in the corners of the mouth wipes the smile, but only listens to scoff at one to transmit, his complexion immediately becomes pale incomparable. 那名圣人刚刚才在嘴角露出一抹笑容,但只听嗤啦一声传来,他的脸色立刻变得苍白无比。 Ended. 完了。 „Ha!” Immediately, the laughter rings out, continuously. “哈哈哈！”顿时,笑声大作,此起彼伏。 Here came many Saint . Moreover, present person each one ominous Yokono barbarian, therefore, no one will save face. 这里来了不少圣人,而且,现在的人又个个凶横野蛮,所以,谁也不会留面子。 That Saint also ran. 咻,那名圣人也跑了。 „Also who?” Big Black Dog called out loudly, obviously has not played enough. “还有谁？”大黑狗大声叫道,显然还没有玩够。 Also let alone, has had competitive Saint, one by one walks to conduct „test”, finally each one reveals certainly the ass in the presence of everyone, the face loses completely. 还别说,一直有不服输的圣人,一个个走过来进行“考验”,结果当然个个都是当众露腚,脸面丢尽。 When the master of ceremonies arrives on the stage, must announce the wedding starts, then saw picture that Saint reveal asses go , the bonus is he is experienced, was still endures the corners of the mouth to twitch freely. 当司仪走到台上,要宣布婚礼开始的时候,便看到了一名名圣人露腚而去的画面,饶是他见多识广,仍是忍不住地嘴角抽搐。 Was he going astray place? 他是不是走错地方了？ Saint reveal ass competition? 圣人露腚大赛吗？ „Are you doing!” He loudly exclaimed, the sound was billowing, immediately let everyone is completely silent. “你们在干什么！”他大吼道,声音滚滚,顿时让所有人都是鸦雀无声。 He is 9 Star Saint, prestige of truly Heaven Shaking roar moves. 他可是九星圣人,一吼之威确实惊天动地。 Saint that other are eager to try then sat embarrasedly, in the heart somewhat is still unwilling, if oneself can successfully sit down, can perhaps obtain regarding with a special fondness of Profound Spirit Great Emperor, since then becomes Great Emperor officials close to the throne. 其他跃跃欲试的圣人这才讪讪地坐了下去,心中兀自有些不甘,要是自己能够成功坐下,说不定就能得到玄灵大帝的另眼相看,从此成为大帝身边的近臣呐。 „Old goods, do you want to try?” Big Black Dog made a posture of invitation. “老货,你想来试试吗？”大黑狗做了一个请的姿势。 „Snort, the wedding will soon be held, you are clamor restless, doesn't fear the Great Emperor vitality/angry?” Master of ceremonies Saint coldly looks at Big Black Dog, he was looks, this dog scurried about, exceptionally actively. “哼,婚礼即将举行,你们却是喧哗闹腾,不怕大帝生气吗？”司仪圣人冷冷地看着大黑狗,他算是看出来了,就这条狗上窜下跳,异常得活跃。 „You do not understand, this called lively, married does not want lively?” Big Black Dog asked toward the people, „you said, is right?” “你不懂了吧,这叫热闹,结婚不就要热热闹闹的吗？”大黑狗向着众人问道,“你们说,对不对？” „Right!” Many people should with. “对！”好多人都是应和。 The present person, cruel side was released completely, accordingly, the intelligence quotient also becomes somewhat seizes anxiously. 现在的人,暴戾的一面被完全释放了出来,相应的,智商也变得有些捉急。 „You look.” Big Black Dog spread the claw. “你看。”大黑狗摊了摊爪子。 „Bold!” Master of ceremonies Saint is angry, „you roll out to me, here does not welcome you.” “大胆！”司仪圣人大怒,“你们都给我滚出去,这里不欢迎你们。” At this time, Ling Han opened the mouth, said: „We are the guests who Profound Spirit invited, you did not have the qualifications to make us leave.” 这时,凌寒才开口,道:“我们是玄灵请来的客人,你还没有资格让我们离开。” „Dares really to shout the Great Emperor given name!” Master of ceremonies Saint becomes flushed, but other Saint also stood, this was also too rash, it can be said that Great Inverse did not say simply! “竟敢真呼大帝名讳！”司仪圣人勃然变色,而其他圣人也是纷纷站了起来,这也太胆大妄为了,简直可说是大逆不道！ Ling Han smiles: „Do not impulse, otherwise, the wedding changes the funeral, Profound Spirit should not meet happily.” 凌寒一笑:“千万不要冲动,否则,婚礼变葬礼,玄灵应该会不高兴吧。” „You!” The people are startled and anger, Ling Han dare to say the Great Emperor given name unexpectedly again and again, is this what kind of bold? “你！”众人都是又惊又怒,凌寒居然敢三番四次地直呼大帝名讳,这是何等的胆大包天？ Does not to do that? 作死也没有这么作的吧？ „Haha, when I take you, delivers to front of Great Emperor to wait to punish!” Saint jumped. “哈哈,等我将你拿下,送到大帝面前等候发落！”一名圣人跳了出来。 Buzz, at this moment, the grand overbearing imposing manner hoists together. 嗡,就在这时,一道雄奇霸道的气势卷扬而过。 Profound Spirit Great Emperor appeared. 玄灵大帝出现了。