ATS :: Volume #15

#24: Does not press the repertoire Tang Seng


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Heavenly Palace, Tushita Palace! 天宫,兜率宫 Taishang Laojun cannot seal a door, actually in Tushita Palace, came two extremely important guests. 太上老君封门不出,却是在兜率宫中,来了两个极为重要之客人。 Is Jieyin Saint and Supreme Saint is actually under discussion at this moment. 却是接引圣人太上圣人此刻正在商谈之中。 Starting from this moment, Tang Seng exposed in front of all Foreign Race, Supreme Saint, this place still in the Eastern boundary, the work you made the attention!” Jieyin Saint said solemnly. “从这一刻开始,唐僧就暴露在所有异族面前了,太上圣人,此地还在东方地界,劳你多做关注!”接引圣人郑重道 Relax, my trusted aide, is staring and ensure cannot make Tang Seng have an accident!” Supreme Saint said solemnly. “放心,我的心腹,都在盯着呢,保证不会让唐僧出事!”太上圣人郑重道 „It is not good, the father, the uncle disappears! I lost concentration to look under other place, did not have!” Immediately, great hall was hit. “不好了,爹,叔叔不见了!我就分神看了下别的地方,就没了!”顿时,大殿被撞了开来。 Actually is Dao Monarch Lu Ya cannot control other, first rushes. 却是陆压道君管不了其它,第一时间闯了进来。 What?” The Jieyin complexion is ordinary. “什么?”接引脸色一般。 The Supreme also complexion changes. 太上也脸色一变。 In named a fierce tiger forest place, does not have!” Lu Ya anxious say/way. “在一个叫着猛虎林的地方,没了!”陆鸦焦急道。 Walks!” Jieyin and Supreme without hesitation, draw Lu Ya to shoot at Human World instantaneously. “走!”接引太上毫不犹豫,拉着陆鸦瞬间射向人间 The fierce tiger forest, situated in the Great Tang border, is place of giant mountain forest, at this moment, in the mountain forest, having the black fog is billowing, miasma are innumerable. 猛虎林,位于大唐边境,是一片巨大的山林之地,此刻,山林之中,有着黑雾滚滚,瘴气无数。 A three people of anxiety, the big sleeve flings. 三人一阵焦急,大袖一甩。 !” “呼!” The billowing gale blows off the black fog instantaneously. But, in the mountain forest, anyone 's shadow does not have. 滚滚大风瞬间将黑雾吹散。但,山林之中,却什么人影也没有。 No? Uncle?” A Dao Monarch Lu Ya anxiety. “没有?叔叔呢?”陆压道君一阵焦急。 The people sought fast, finally, in the place of another Great Mountain, saw the Tang Seng shadow, Li Shimin sent not to know that to the Tang Seng aide where ran went, but a Tang Seng person, brings the baggage, ran into a hunter, was asked into the family/home to rest by the hunter. 众人快速找寻了起来,终于,在另一座大山之地,看到了唐僧的影子,李世民派给唐僧的侍从也不知跑哪去了,而唐僧一人,带着行李,遇到了一个猎人,被猎人请入了家中休息。 Tang Seng is all right well!” Supreme Saint implored the tone lightly. 唐僧没事就好!”太上圣人轻吁口气。 But, how the uncle entered in this black fog forest!” A Lu Ya anxiety. “但,叔叔怎么就进入这黑雾林中了呢!”陆压一阵焦急。 Is you have not favored, but also blamed your uncle?” Jieyin stares Lu Ya. “是你没看好,还怪起你叔叔了?”接引一瞪陆压 It's not, father! You do not know, actually I do not dare to see the uncle, why also does not know, the uncle seems can induce to my vision, is always overly suspicious and fearful, then to this fierce tiger forest, worms one's way into immediately!” A Lu Ya face is depressed. 不是啊,爹!你不知道,其实我都不敢看叔叔,也不知为什么,叔叔好似能感应到我的目光,总是疑神疑鬼的,然后到这猛虎林,立刻就钻进去了!”陆压一脸郁闷。 could it be Tang Seng can feel that some people are spying on him?” Supreme surprised say/way. 难道唐僧能感觉到有人在窥探他?”太上惊奇道。 Perhaps, has this possibility, Tang Seng, although physical body and mortal flesh, but, the cultivates Buddhism many years, will detect that this is also the good deed, are least he is quite vigilant!” Jieyin said. “或许,有这个可能,唐僧虽然肉体凡胎,但,修佛多年,会有所察觉吧,这样也是好事,最少他比较警觉!”接引说道。 Front that hunting household, is calling Liu Boqin, the person who I arrange, later, waits for Tang Seng to rest, asks him to ask!” Supreme said. “前面那个猎户,叫着刘伯钦,我安排的人,待会,等唐僧休息,找他来问问!”太上说道。 Two people nod, quick, the darkness, Tang Seng surpassed scrip­tures in Liu Boqin to his my late father, rested, Liu Boqin was also invited. 二人点了点头,很快,天黑了,唐僧刘伯钦家给其亡父超度了一段经文,就休息了,刘伯钦也被请了过来。 Pays a visit Exalted Immortal!” Liu Boqin respectfully said. “拜见上仙!”刘伯钦恭敬道 Liu Boqin, what can Tang Seng have with you said?” Supreme Saint asked. 刘伯钦,唐僧可有与你说了什么?”太上圣人问道。 Exalted Immortal, that Tang Seng anything person, how performs to boast!” A Liu Boqin face is strange. “上仙,那唐僧什么人啊,怎么尽吹牛!”刘伯钦一脸古怪。 Obviously, Liu Boqin takes orders from the conduct, does not know the Tang Seng status. 显然,刘伯钦只是听命行事,根本不知道唐僧身份。 Boasted?” Three people of curious say/way. “吹牛?”三人好奇道。 indeed, he said, he comes out from the fierce tiger forest, this fierce tiger forest, but has two fierce tiger, can his frail Buddhist priest, run from inside? Moreover, these days, two tiger tiger's roar wooded mountains, how he has also dared to go in! These two fierce tiger some years, I do not dare easily to step into, did he come out unexpectedly safely?” Liu Boqin is bewildered. 是啊,他说,他从猛虎林出来的,这猛虎林,可是有着两头猛虎的啊,他一个文弱僧人,能从里面跑来?而且,这段时间,两头老虎还一直虎啸山林,他怎么敢进去!这两头猛虎有些年头了,连我都不敢轻易踏入,他居然安然出来了?”刘伯钦一脸茫然。 Jieyin and Supreme look at each other one, two people fast in fierce tiger forest nosing. But the two tigers of fierce tiger forest, did not have. 接引太上对视一眼,二人快速在猛虎林查探。可猛虎林的两头老虎,却都没了。 Didn't have? 没了? Went to other places to look for food? 去其它地方找食物了? Two Great Saint person nosing, strange really did not have. 大圣人一番查探,诡异的真的一点没了。 A two people look strangeness. 两人神色一阵古怪。 Ok, rubbish, Tang Seng, came out from inside a moment ago, has not lied, you go back!” Supreme Saint light say/way. “好了,别废话,刚才唐僧,就是从里面出来的,没有撒谎,你回去吧!”太上圣人淡淡道。 Yes!” Liu Boqin had doubts to depart. “是!”刘伯钦带着一股疑惑离去了。 Left behind three people to look mutually each other. 留下三人相互看了看彼此。 „Didn't two tigers, have bewilderedly? Did Tang Seng come out safe and sound? Hehe, this Tang Seng, it seems like also has selects own secret Ah! the Supreme Saint strange say/way. “两只老虎,莫名其妙没了?唐僧安然无恙出来了?呵呵,这唐僧,看来还有自己的秘密啊!太上圣人古怪道。 Three people cannot think through, a Tang Seng mortal, in front of group of Immortals and Saint, can have a secret unexpectedly. But at present, is actually so strange. 三人也想不通,唐僧一个凡人,在一群仙人圣人面前,居然也能有所秘密。可眼前,却是如此古怪。 that’s all, about Tang Seng unobstructive good!” Jieyin sighed slightly. 罢了,左右唐僧无碍就好!”接引微微一叹。 But, the father, the uncle remembers when can regain consciousness, we told him the truth, otherwise, he also suspected us!” Lu Ya takes on Dao Heart. “可是,爹,叔叔记忆何时才能苏醒啊,要不,我们告诉他真相吧,不然,他连我们也怀疑!”陆鸦心道 He is also only physical body and mortal flesh, can't withstand that many, the truth? Tells present him also to have what using? No rush!” Jieyin said. “他还只是肉身凡胎,承受不了那么多,真相?告诉现在的他又有何用?别急!”接引说道。 Oh, but, the uncle is only walking, was too eventually dangerous Ah! the Lu Ya anxious say/way. “唉,可,叔叔这样走着,终究太危险了啊!陆压焦急道。 All right, front was Five Finger Mountain, there Sun Wukong is waiting for him!” Jieyin answered. “没事,前面就是五指山了,那里孙悟空在等着他!”接引解释道。 Sun Wukong? Is that Yuan Hong?” Lu Ya curious say/way. 孙悟空?是那个袁洪?”陆压好奇道。 Good, these years, I, Supreme, Tathagata Buddha Ancestor and the others, have helped him restore in cultivation base, perhaps, this moment already re-entered peak! Only when Tang Seng put in the past him!” Jieyin answered. “不错,这些年,我、太上如来佛祖等人,一直帮他恢复修为之中,或许,此刻已经重回巅峰了!只待唐僧过去将他放出来!”接引解释道。 Puts? His can't oneself come out?” “放出来?他自己出不来?” Originally can come out, but, Five Finger Mountain by the Eastern Sovereign Bell fragment, these years, we helps Sun Wukong restore cultivation base after all, poured into massive strengths to enter Eastern Sovereign Bell, only then your uncle, uncovered the Tathagata calligraphy copybook, can emit Sun Wukong by the intention!” Jieyin said. “本来是可以出来的,但,五指山毕竟由东皇钟碎片所化,这些年,我们帮孙悟空恢复修为,灌入了大量力量入东皇钟,也只有你叔叔,揭了如来的法帖,才能以心念放出孙悟空!”接引说道。 Good!” Nod of Lu Ya is worried about. “好吧!”陆压担心的点了点头。 The 2nd day. 第二日。 Tang Seng found the separate white horse that Li Shimin bestows, is riding the white horse, walks toward Western slowly. Arrived at outside Five Elements Mountain quickly. 唐僧找到李世民赠送的失散的白马,骑着白马,缓缓向着西方走去。很快来到了五行山外。 Tang Seng rides in immediately, knit the brows to look at all around: Why always felt that some people are staring at me? Last night hadn't the sleep/felt had a good sleep inadequately?” 唐僧骑在马上,皱眉看了看四周:“为什么总感觉有人盯着我?昨晚觉没睡好不成?” Looked at the baggage on white horse, the Tang Seng knitting the brows head of: Two aides who Tang King sends, but also really does not have the will, hears the tiger to call, ran away in fear, you may know, this runs, you will lose the big good fortune, bah!” 看了看白马上的行李,唐僧皱了皱眉头:“唐王派来的两个侍从,还真是没毅力,听到虎叫,就被吓跑了,你们可知道,这一跑,你们将失去多大的造化,呸!” When Tang Seng is complaining the aide is timid, the distant place suddenly hears one to shout loudly: But Tang Dynasty Monk?” 唐僧正在埋怨侍从胆小之际,远处陡然传来一声高呼:“可是唐朝和尚?” Shouted loudly, lets Tang Seng a pause: Anyone, who is speaking!” 一声高呼,让唐僧一顿:“谁,谁在说话!” I in this!” Under Five Elements Mountain broadcasts the sound again. “我在这!”五行山下再度传来声音。 Oh? What treasure?” Tang Seng eye one bright, harnesses to rush. ?什么宝贝?”唐僧眼睛一亮,驾马奔来。 When the near, saw that a monkey was pressed under the mountain, the Tang Seng eyelid jumped: Originally is a wild monkey! Harms me to rejoice without reason!” 待到了近前,才看到一只猴子被压在山下,唐僧眼皮跳了一下:“原来是一只野猴子!害我空欢喜一场!” Was being pressed Sun Wukong complexion one stiff. 被压着的孙悟空脸色一僵。 Sun Wukong is Su Dingfang passes through to come, itself has the foul odor about Wang Xiong, now is despised by the reincarnation that Wang Xiong passes through, the climate does not hit one. 孙悟空乃是苏定方穿越而来,本身对王雄就心怀恶气,如今被王雄穿越的转世鄙视,顿时气不打一处来。 That Tang Dynasty Monk, you did not feel strange that I do know your origin?” Sun Wukong stared to call out. “那个唐朝和尚,你不奇怪我知道你来历吗?”孙悟空瞪眼叫道。 Having anything is quite strange, the mountain that side is Great Tang, I come from that side, is not Tang Dynasty Monk is anything, actually your Wild Ape, will also speak the logical expression, definitely is evildoer/monstrous talent, was pressed receives to punish here! Get what one deserves! Bah!” Tang Seng stared one. “有什么好奇怪的,山那边是大唐,我从那边过来,不是唐朝和尚是什么,倒是你这泼猴,还会说人话,肯定是个妖孽,被人压在这里受惩罚了吧!活该!呸!”唐僧瞪了一眼。 The liver of Sun Wukong climate hurts., How this is Tang Seng especially more repugnant than that Wang Xiong? 孙悟空顿时气的肝疼。特么的,这唐僧怎么比那王雄还讨厌呢? That Tang Seng, I called Sun Wukong, 500 year ago wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace, was pressed by Tathagata under this Five Elements Mountain, was held by Bodhisattva Guanyin, here waited your, Bodhisattva Guanyin said, making you uncover that calligraphy copybook on Five Elements Mountain, I escorted you to go to Western Heaven seeking the Scriptures! Helps you cut the monster to eliminate the demon all the way!” Sun Wukong called out immediately. “那唐僧,我叫孙悟空,五百年前大闹天宫,才被如来压在这五行山下的,是受观世音菩萨所托,在此等候你的,观世音菩萨说,让你去揭了五行山上的那个法帖,我就护送你去西天取经!一路上帮你斩妖除魔!”孙悟空顿时叫道。 Tang Seng stares to look at Sun Wukong: Arranges, you arrange, the lie said that but must gossip, now Great Tang, who does not know that I was directed seeking the Scriptures by Bodhisattva Guanyin, you also used the so weak excuse!” 唐僧瞪眼看着孙悟空:“编,你就编吧,谎话说多了,可是要烂舌头的,现在大唐,谁不知道我受观音菩萨指点去取经,你还用如此幼稚的借口!” The Sun Wukong eye stares, god special gossipping, good to beat savagely this Tang Seng a pause. 孙悟空眼睛一瞪,神特么的烂舌头,好想暴打这唐僧一顿啊。 You may know, the west travels, the Monstrous Demon ghost are innumerable, I am not protecting you, quick must be eaten by the monster!” Sun Wukong bears the temper to say. “你可知道,西行路上,妖魔鬼怪无数,我不护着你,很快就要被妖怪吃了!”孙悟空耐着性子说道。 „Aren't you a monster?” Tang Seng flips the supercilious look. “你不就是个妖怪?”唐僧翻了翻白眼。 Sun Wukong: ..................!” 孙悟空:“………………!” This Tang Seng spoke, but also was really exasperating. 唐僧说话,还真是气人。 I said that I have not deceived you, is Bodhisattva Guanyin, making me help your! Has not put me to go out quickly!” Sun Wukong depressed calling out. “我说了,我没骗你,是观世音菩萨,让我帮你的!还不快放我出去!”孙悟空郁闷的叫道。 You guess that I do believe? The monsters, do not deceive people, repented in this Five Elements Mountain quite! When I take True Scripture, comes to see you to turn a new leaf again!” Tang Seng shakes the head, must leave. “你猜我信不信?妖怪,就不要骗人了,好生在此五行山悔过吧!等我取到真经,有空再来看看你有没有改邪归正!”唐僧摇了摇头,就要离开。 Gods special turning a new leaf, Sun Wukong climate half dead. 神特么的改邪归正,孙悟空顿时气了半死。 Distant place, Jieyin, Supreme, Lu Ya, Tathagata and the others also look at each other in dismay. 远处,接引太上陆鸦如来等人也面面相觑 Jieyin Saint, Cundi this reincarnation, some character strange Ah? Supreme Saint look crafty different way. 接引圣人,准提这转世,性格有些古怪啊?太上圣人神色诡异道。 Perhaps, is like this good, was not deceived easily!” Jieyin also look strange say/way. “或许吧,这样挺好,不容易被骗!”接引也神色古怪道。 This is not good, invited Sun Wukong with great difficulty, missed on such in vain?” Tathagata knits the brows to say. “这样不行,好不容易请动了孙悟空,就这么白白错过了?”如来皱眉道。 Tathagata exhorted two to nearby Bodhisattva Guanyin, Bodhisattva Guanyin nodded, put both hands together. Steps. 如来给一旁观世音菩萨嘱咐了两句,观世音菩萨点了点头,双手合十。踏步而出。 Instantaneously, Bodhisattva Guanyin to Five Elements Mountain under. Tang Seng just about to walks, immediately saw Bodhisattva Guanyin. 瞬间,观世音菩萨到了五行山下。唐僧刚要走,顿时看到了观世音菩萨 Tang Seng naturally dismounts, respectful ritual: Pays a visit Bodhisattva Guanyin!” 唐僧自然下马,恭敬一礼:“拜见观世音菩萨!” Sees Bodhisattva Guanyin long, Sun Wukong shouts the tone: Bodhisattva, you came to say to him, I have not deceived him, this Tang Seng, but also was really troublesome!” 看到观世音菩萨,孙悟空长呼口气:“菩萨,你来给他说,我又没有骗他,这唐僧,还真是麻烦!” Tang Seng, Sun Wukong said right!” Bodhisattva Guanyin said. 唐僧,孙悟空说的没错!”观世音菩萨说道。 Oh? This monster monkey, did not violate the serious offense, was punished to press here?” Tang Seng curious say/way. ?这妖猴,不是犯了大过,被惩罚压在这里的?”唐僧好奇道。 His already repented!” Bodhisattva Guanyin said with a smile. “他已经悔过了!”观世音菩萨笑道。 Repented, repented! Bodhisattva pities, that Bodhisattva put him, no matter I!” Tang Seng nods. “悔过,就悔过吧!菩萨怜悯,那菩萨就放了他吧,我又不管!”唐僧点了点头。 Bodhisattva Guanyin stares, no matter you, what do you mean? 观音菩萨一愣,你不管,什么意思? He has not planned to put me!” Nearby Sun Wukong climate is not good. “他就没打算放我!”孙悟空一旁顿时气的不行。 Bodhisattva Guanyin said with a smile slightly: Tang Seng, the road ahead Monstrous Demon ghost is numerous, you do not think that some people do protect?” 观世音菩萨微微笑道:“唐僧,前路妖魔鬼怪众多,你就不想有人保护吗?” Bodhisattva, what this poor monk cultivates is my Buddha Great Dao, has my Buddha to bless, even if there is a ferocious monster, I can still persuade it with the Buddhist doctrine, Bodhisattva will not always think you, big of law my Buddha, couldn't a monster persuade? Our does cultivates Buddhism do?” Tang Seng asked. 菩萨,贫僧修的是我佛大道,自有我佛庇佑,就算有穷凶极恶之妖怪,我也能用佛法感化它,菩萨总不会以为你,我佛之大法,连个妖怪也感化不了吧?那我们修佛干什么?”唐僧问道。 Bodhisattva looks at Tang Seng, good that you said is reasonable, how did this want oneself to say? 菩萨看着唐僧,你说的好有道理,这要自己如何说? „A monkey follows in nearby, can be useful? I am the person of cultivates Buddhism, does not need to play the monkey. Bodhisattva also saw, this monkey is unruly, asking me to help, but also is arrogant, I do not want to lead an ancestor all the way! Amitabha!” Tang Seng said. “一个猴子跟在身边,能有什么用?我是修佛之人,又不需要耍猴。况且,菩萨也看到了,这猴子桀骜不驯,求我帮忙,还趾高气扬,我可不想一路上带着个祖宗!阿弥陀佛!”唐僧说道。 Bodhisattva Guanyin: ..................!” 观世音菩萨:“………………!” Sun Wukong: ........................!” 孙悟空:“……………………!” Looks that Tang Seng that to the appearance that a Sun Wukong face shut out, Sun Wukong the liver hurts incessantly for a while, Laozi/father pressed here for more than ten years, daily cultivated, to protect you, did your also has face shut out me? 看着唐僧那对孙悟空一脸嫌弃的模样,孙悟空一时肝疼不已,老子在这里压了十几年,天天修炼,为了保护你,你还有脸嫌弃我? Wang Xiong, your bastard, gave up any idea of that is marrying my daughter!” Sun Wukong angry say/way. 王雄,你这个混蛋,休想在娶我女儿!”孙悟空愤怒道。 Bodhisattva, you look, will this monster monkey also the nonsense, my Great Tang first monk, drool all day long a female monkey child beauty? Was his insane? Must keep saying all the way, will affect clear of reputation my cultivates Buddhism.” A Tang Seng face despises. 菩萨,你看,这妖猴还成天胡话,我一个大唐第一僧,会去垂涎一个母猴子美色?他这是疯了吧?一路上要唠叨个不停,会影响我修佛之清誉的。”唐僧一脸鄙夷。 Sun Wukong: ..................!” 孙悟空:“………………!” Distant place various Saints also look at each other in dismay, this, this Tang Seng is good the individuality, does not press the common sense to come completely. 远处一众圣人面面相觑,这,这唐僧好有个性,完全不按常理来啊。 This is I chooses for you personally, or you bring on the road, taught quite, calculates that Meritorious Virtue was immeasurable?” Bodhisattva Guanyin look strange saying. “这是我亲自为你挑选的,要不你带在路上,好生教导一下,也算功德无量?”观世音菩萨神色古怪的说道。 Tang Seng knits the brows to think: considers as finished, looks in the Bodhisattva face, I direct him!” 唐僧皱眉想了想:“算了,看在菩萨的面子上,我就一路指点指点他!” Directs me? Smelly Tang Seng, can you also direct me?” Sun Wukong stares to say. “指点我?臭唐僧,你也能指点我?”孙悟空瞪眼道。 Bodhisattva, you looked, is not I do not give you face, was this monkey was too insolent, if I put him to come out, that has not ascended the sky Ah! Tang Seng to scold immediately. 菩萨,你看,不是我不给你面子,是这猴子太张狂了,我要是放他出来,那还不上天啊!唐僧顿时数落道。 Sun Wukong, eyeful red, pledged, so long as comes out, certainly beats savagely a pause Tang Seng to be venting. 孙悟空,满眼通红,发誓,只要出来,一定暴打一顿唐僧解气。 Bodhisattva Guanyin is also a worry, can these two collect the same place? 观世音菩萨也是一阵烦恼,这两人能凑一起吗? Actually at this moment, distant place Tathagata Buddha Ancestor turns the hand to take out metal collar, appears in the Bodhisattva Guanyin hand instantaneously, in the meantime, sent greetings to Bodhisattva Guanyin. 却在此刻,远处如来佛祖翻手取出一个金箍,瞬间出现在观音菩萨手中,同时,传音给了观音菩萨 Bodhisattva Guanyin eye one bright: Tang Seng, Sun Wukong is unruly, but, I have a treasure, can make him not dare to you to begin, is metal collar, moreover teaches you again a hoop-tightening incantation! How do you look?” 观音菩萨眼睛一亮:“唐僧,孙悟空桀骜不驯,不过,我这有个宝物,可以让他不敢对你动手,乃是一个金箍,另外再教你一段紧箍咒!你看如何?” Bodhisattva Guanyin said to Tang Seng the effect of hoop-tightening incantation, one side Sun Wukong face sneers, obviously does not believe the hoop-tightening incantation fierce. 观音菩萨将紧箍咒的功效对唐僧说了一遍,一旁孙悟空一脸冷笑,显然是不相信紧箍咒的厉害。 Distant place Jieyin also curious looks to Tathagata: That is metal collar, you refines?” 远处接引也好奇的看向如来:“那金箍,是你炼制的?” These years collected some Eastern Sovereign Bell fragments, I hold Taishang Laojun to refine, the might is quite powerful, perhaps also really can trig Sun Wukong! However, the incantation is also ordinary on the might!” Tathagata Buddha Ancestor answered. “这些年收集了一些东皇钟碎片,我托太上老君炼制的,威力极为强大,说不定还真能制住孙悟空!不过,咒语也就威力一般!”如来佛祖解释道。 Oh?” Jieyin curious say/way. ?”接引好奇道。 Come, the monster monkey, must follow me, puts on!” Tang Seng dispatches the hat. “来,妖猴,要跟随我,就戴上!”唐僧递出帽子。 Who follows you? You want me to protect, most hospitable air/Qi!” Sun Wukong stares to say. “谁跟随你?你要我保护,最好客气点!”孙悟空瞪眼道。 Amitabha, Sun Wukong, the important matter is important!” Bodhisattva Guanyin urged. 阿弥陀佛,孙悟空,大事要紧!”观音菩萨劝道。 A Sun Wukong face is depressed, can only wear metal collar in the head. 孙悟空一脸郁闷,只能将金箍戴在了头上。 That metal collar is also the surplus takes root, did not take down instantaneously. 金箍也是落头生根,瞬间取不下来了。 Well? This metal collar, Bodhisattva Guanyin, are you serious? Couldn't this thing pick?” The Sun Wukong eye stares, the startled anger said. “咦?这金箍,观音菩萨,你玩真的?这玩意摘不下来了?”孙悟空眼睛一瞪,惊怒道。 ~!! # # ¥ ¥ % %!” Tang Seng has a thought the hoop-tightening incantation that Bodhisattva Guanyin taught suddenly. “~!!@@##¥¥%%!”唐僧忽然念起了观音菩萨教的紧箍咒。 „, The good pain, to stop quickly, stops quickly , this, are you serious? bastard, picked to me quickly!” Sun Wukong immediately painful is covering the head. “啊,好痛,快停下,快停下,啊,这,你们玩真的?混蛋,快给我摘了!”孙悟空顿时痛的捂着头。 Distant place Tathagata stares slightly: Perhaps, whom probably the incantation must be divided to read, that metal collar is the Eastern Sovereign Bell fragment refined, perhaps Tang Seng read, the might multiplied!” 远处如来微微一愣:“或许,或许咒语要分谁念吧,那金箍本是东皇钟碎片所炼制,或许唐僧念起来,威力倍增!” People: ..................!” 众人:“………………!” Nearby Bodhisattva Guanyin looked, probably surpassed the oneself estimate. 一旁观世音菩萨看了看,好像超过自己预计了。 Amitabha!” Bodhisattva Guanyin Buddha name went far away floating. 阿弥陀佛!”观世音菩萨一声佛号就飘然远去了。 Do not walk, do not walk, casts off to me quickly, was your insane? He lost the wisdom, he bleached crazily, did you also accompany him to play?” Sun Wukong is roaring. “别走啊,别走啊,快给我摘掉,你们这是疯了?他失智了,他变白痴了,你们还陪他玩?”孙悟空吼叫着。 But, the distant place no one responded. 但,远处却没人回应了。 „Can that thing pick?” Jieyin looks to Tathagata Buddha Ancestor. “那玩意能摘吗?”接引看向如来佛祖 Uh, is the Eastern Sovereign Bell fragment refinement, perhaps, only then Tang Seng restores the memory to take off!” Tathagata Buddha Ancestor complexion strange say/way. ,是东皇钟碎片炼制的,恐怕,只有唐僧恢复记忆才能摘下!”如来佛祖面色古怪道。 People: ..................!” 众人:“………………!” The distant place, Tang Seng read a meeting, looks to Sun Wukong. 远处,唐僧念了一会,又看向孙悟空 Monster monkey, looks in the Bodhisattva Guanyin face, I comply to give shelter your, but, with me, must understand the custom, cannot again recklessly the unseemly behavior, although your monkey was ugly, has not educated, but, looked in the Bodhisattva face, I received you for the disciple encouragingly, come, the cry master, I helped you uncover the calligraphy copybook, put you to come out!” Appearance that a Tang Seng face pushes someone take on a difficult job. “妖猴,看在观音菩萨的面子上,我才答应收留你的,但,跟着我,就要懂规矩,不能再肆意妄为了,虽然你这猴子丑了点,又没教养,但,看在菩萨的面子,我勉为其难的收你为弟子吧,来,叫声师傅,我帮你揭了法帖,放你出来!”唐僧一脸勉为其难的样子。 Sun Wukong stares to look to Tang Seng: You, do you make me call your master?” 孙悟空瞪眼看向唐僧:“你,你让我叫你师傅?” This is the greatest insult, master like the father, the Tang Seng tone, says now probably comes, calling father to be the same! This may heavy of Sun Wukong air/Qi. 这可是莫大侮辱啊,师者如父,现在唐僧的语气,就好像说‘来,叫爸爸’一样!这可将孙悟空气的不轻。 Gods special calling master, is this hair foot son-in-law courting death? Shouldn't you call my father? I have not complied to be your wife's father, do you also dare to occupy me to be cheap unexpectedly? 神特么的叫师傅,这毛脚女婿是在找死吗?不应该你叫我爸爸吗?我还没答应做你老丈人呢,你居然还敢占我便宜? You did not call, I did not manage you, continued to be pressed, I also calculated to the Bodhisattva face!” Tang Seng shakes the head to say. “你不叫,我就不管你了,继续被压着吧,我也算给菩萨面子了!”唐僧摇了摇头道。 Sun Wukong was wild with rage. 孙悟空气疯了。
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