AC :: Volume #8

#704: The dog is inappropriate!


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Chapter 704 dog is inappropriate! 第704章狗都没得当了! In the hell under Suppressing Prison, before , Patriarch Clean Association, presently hell control, together with taking former black land Patriarch Mobutu, artist former northern New Land of Patriarch Alexander, previous generation 12 Knights hell envoy and the others, at this time lies down above a piece of soft subtilis, reads a piece of mammoth hell picture scroll, in the mouth holds in the mouth withered grass stalk to be in a daze at present. 镇狱之下的地狱之中,前清洁协会大牧首,现地狱掌控者吉德,连同作为地狱使者的前黑陆牧首蒙博托、前北新陆牧首亚历山大、上一代十二骑士之一的画师等人,此时躺在一片柔软的枯草之上,看着眼前一片波澜壮阔的地狱画卷,口中叼着一根干枯的草茎发呆。 As here manager, the day in hell, is tranquil and happy. 作为这里的管理员,地狱之中的日子,宁静而美好。 When just became the hell manager, and the others were wild with joy. 当刚刚成为地狱管理者的时候,吉德等人欣喜若狂。 They understand, even if oneself this does not have a tenth god, was still to become Saint, even can be half god same existence. 他们明白,自己这就算没有成神,也算是成圣了,甚至可以算是半神一样的存在。 At least, they also obtain eternal that Lord of Abyss granted. 起码,他们同样获得了深渊之主所赐予的永恒。 Moreover, this is control of hell, quite any yama Hardis, ten palace Yama and hell lord of Satan other religious myth systems and so on existence. 而且,这可是地狱的掌控者,相当于其他宗教神话体系之中的什么冥王哈迪斯、十殿阎罗、地狱之主撒旦之类的存在。 That compels the standard high absolutely awfully. 那逼格绝对高的要命。 They what thought was obtains the eternal life is very good at most, has not actually thought that Lord of Abyss granted their far ultra expectation. 原本他们想的是顶多获得永生就很不错了,却没想到深渊之主赐予他们的远超预期。 Meanwhile, Lord of Abyss to take care of them, without has arranged anything to work to them, every day chatted to hit the fart happily, scenes in especially these nine hells so sublime, was only appreciates the beautiful scene is an extremely pleasant matter. 同时,深渊之主为了照顾他们,一直没有给他们安排什么工作,每天就是开开心心聊天打屁,特别是这九层地狱之中的景象如此的壮美,光是欣赏美景就是一件极为赏心悦目的事情。 This is in the legend the Lord of Abyss domain, the god territory in legend! 这可是传说中深渊之主的领域,传说中的神域! Can take a walk here, that compels the standard is high not side the matter simply. 能够在这里散步,那简直就是逼格高得没边儿的事情。 Let alone also some people chatted together, flattered mutually, the business blew mutually, everyone felt oneself had achieved the life to high ideal. 更何况还有人一起聊天,相互吹捧,商业互吹,每个人都觉得自己已经达成了人生的至高理想。 Moreover in the hell is not thorough desolated lands, similarly has various zoology and botany growth of adaptation hell environment, even class/flow various types violently poisonous but the spring water of pleasant and tasty good wine. 而且地狱之中并不是一片彻底荒芜的土地,同样有适应地狱环境的各种动植物生长,甚至还有流着各种剧毒但甘美的美酒的泉水。 They cannot die in any case, usually also drinks is delighted. 反正他们死不了,平时喝得也是不亦乐乎。 If feels the taste not too enough, but can also cure a cold an ice hell anything's chisel ice piece to go. 如果觉得味儿不太够,还能够去寒冰地狱什么的凿点冰块进去。 Quick they felt the deep void and bored. 只是很快吉德他们就感觉到了深深的空虚和无聊。 Lord of Abyss your grace is no doubt good for them, without arranges the work to them, but leads a befuddled life as if drunk or dreaming every day, the time grew truly was also senseless...... 深渊之主冕下固然是为了他们好,没给他们安排工作,不过每天就这么醉生梦死,时间长了也确实无趣啊…… The scenery of hell again how sublime, having a liking for somewhat was also greasy some time. 地狱的景色再怎么壮美,看上一段时间也有些腻了。 Every day has to make board game piece playing cards anything, plays chess to play cards to find relief. 每天只好自己做点棋子扑克牌什么的,下棋打牌解闷儿。 Sometimes in the heart even the thought of raising treason and heresy, thought that Lord of Abyss your grace good a little to spoil about them is incorrect, at least arranged work, now their to become Saint, also needs the social value, needs the feeling. 有时候心中甚至升起大逆不道的念头,觉得深渊之主冕下对他们太好了有点溺爱是不对的,起码安排点工作啊,现在他们成圣了,也同样需要社会价值,需要存在感。 How before to becoming god to become Saint, thinks is not quite same? 怎么成神成圣和以前想的不太一样啊? Without thinking today, great Lord of Abyss your grace actually responded to their idea, lost five powerful divine nature lifeform to get down to them! 没想到就在今天,伟大的深渊之主冕下竟然回应了他们内心的想法,给他们丢了五个强大的神性生物下来! Is seeing these lifeform first, and the others understand, this absolutely is the extremely powerful divine nature lifeform, is the powerhouse of that legend rank. 在看到那些生物的第一眼,吉德等人就明白,这绝对是极为强大的神性生物,是那种传说级别的强者。 However even if this powerhouse, after entering the hell, should still receive here principle suppression, all hear of their arrangements! 不过就算是这种强者,进入了地狱之后,也会受到这里的法则压制,一切听他们的安排! Were rushes to give these divine nature lifeform to arrange one set of hell torture meal simply. 吉德等人简直是抢着去给这些神性生物安排了一套地狱酷刑套餐。 The time is really a little short, but also without enjoying oneself to the full, these five divine nature lifeform has fallen from the hell, entered below purgatory. 只是时间实在是有点短,还没尽兴呢,这五个神性生物就已经从地狱落下,进入了下方的炼狱之中。 However this is also very crisp. 不过这也已经很爽了。 This time and the others lay down on the subtilis ground, still before the pleasant sensation of aftertaste working, that tense feeling, that whole person from inside to outside substantial feeling. 此时的吉德等人躺在枯草地上,仍然在回味之前工作的快感,那种紧张感,那种整个人都由里到外的充实感。 Really good...... work...... 真好啊……工作…… What a pity only then that a while...... 可惜只有那么一会儿…… If can come the work object to be good again...... 如果能再来个工作对象就好了…… At this time already very satisfied, but in the heart still also has hopes. 吉德等人此时已经十分满足,只是心中依然还有一些期许。 Lord of Abyss your grace is not necessary such tolerantly to them...... did the time grow otherwise did not raise waste? 深渊之主冕下可以不必对他们这么宽容的……要不然时间长了不就养废了吗? The gods...... bestow my criminal ...... 神啊……赐我一个罪人吧…… Just thinking, to be seeing in the sky to flash before a sunspot suddenly, moreover gets bigger and bigger, seems falling rapidly, and appears the real appearance rapidly. 正想着,就见天空之中猛然闪现出一个黑点,而且越变越大,似乎正在急速下坠,并且迅速现出真实的模样。 This is a person, seems like an Oriental, is dropping toward the hell panic-stricken. 这是一个人,看起来还是一个东方人,正在惊恐地向着地狱跌落。 Both eyes stare as of hell manager and the others immediately, appears the joyful color. 作为地狱管理者的吉德等人立刻双目一瞪,现出欣喜之色。 Came the person! 来人了! The work object came! 工作对象来了! The gods heard their pray! 神听到了他们的祈祷! Although only then a criminal who falls into the hell, but seems like only an average person. 虽然只有一个跌入地狱的罪人,不过看起来只是一个普通人。 Manager of one crowd of hells moves forward to meet somebody rapidly. 一群地狱的管理者迅速迎上去。 This work must do well, moreover must, careful doing slowly, letting the criminal who this must come with great difficulty all torture of hell slowly enjoys several. 这个活儿必须好好干,而且要慢慢的、仔细的干,让这个好不容易得来的罪人把地狱的所有酷刑都慢慢的享受几遍。 A face licked the lip devotionally. 吉德一脸虔诚的舔了舔嘴唇。 First from skinning starts...... 先从剥皮开始吧…… Is thinking, while is controlling the hell's first bristles growth, pierces criminal who that dropped, miserable howling he will hang above. 一边想着,一边控制着地狱第一层的棘刺生长,刺穿了那跌落的罪人,将惨嚎的他挂在了上面。 The remaining hell managers have one's interest in an old hobby revived upon seeing somebody else doing, moves forward. 剩下的地狱管理者们也是见猎心喜,纷纷迎上前去。 This may playing cards more interesting than...... 这可比打牌有意思多了…… ...... …… In the Lihua Hotel presidential suite, kneels to bend down in the life three giants of place looks that the present big bucket is somewhat in a daze. 丽华酒店总统套房之中,跪伏在地的生命三巨人看着眼前的大水桶不由有些发愣。 Warden your grace wanted their tears for the first time is not, but used such big barrel directly, was some...... 狱主冕下要他们的眼泪也不是第一次了,不过直接用这么大的桶,是不是有些…… The tears of life three giants divide two types. 生命三巨人的眼泪分两种。 One type is the ordinary tears, was initially when Mashan Reservoir event, shed that tears everywhere. 一种是普通的眼泪,也就是当初在麻山水库事件的时候,流了满地的那种眼泪。 Has the restore function regarding the energetic body of average person, occasionally meets several talents to be good, but can also trigger awakening of opposite party. 对于普通人的精神体有修复作用,偶尔遇到几个天赋好的,还能触发对方的觉醒。 The second tears are their life essence, has very big loss to their mental power, the average person drank can awaken directly. 第二种眼泪则是他们的生命精华,对他们的精神力有很大的损耗,普通人喝了就能直接觉醒。 Previous time Li Fan did an insulated cup is the essence of this type of living. 上次给李凡搞了一保温杯的就是这种生之精。 This Warden your grace makes them cry, that obviously wanted the essence of life. 这次狱主冕下又让他们哭,那显然还是要生命之精了。 However such a vat, after they cry, wants the vitality to damage severely absolutely, for a long time can restore. 不过这么一大桶,他们哭完之后绝对要元气大伤,很久才能恢复。 Saw that the life three giants are somewhat scruple, Li Fan knits the brows slightly. 眼看生命三巨人有些迟疑,李凡微微皱了皱眉。 Lives wickedly throws to that big bucket in front of immediately, the fan a oneself palm of the hand, said fiercely: 恶生立刻扑到那大水桶面前,猛地扇了自己一巴掌,说道: You are despicable! Lives wickedly, you are unappreciative! I thought that you were live enough!” “你下贱!恶生,你不识抬举啊!我看你是活够了!” Afterward sadness, starts to wail. 随后悲从中来,开始嚎啕大哭。 The usual temper is extremely flexible, wants to cry is quite difficult, must try hard to pick up a point already already by the dignity that he himself discards, can make itself feel radically truly sadly with this useless thing. 平时的性子太过灵活,想哭都比较难,必须努力拾起一点早就已经被他自己丢掉的尊严,才能用这根本无用的东西让自己真正感觉到伤心。 Naturally, after dignity gadget uses up, then discards again and that's the end. 当然,尊严这玩意儿用完之后回头再丢掉就是了。 Chaotic and looks at each other one decayed, suddenly somewhat cannot cry. 混乱和腐朽对视一眼,一时间有些哭不出来。 At this moment, side broadcasts a shocking sound: 就在这时,旁边传来一个震惊的声音: Life...... is the life three giants! “生命……是生命三巨人! Is actually being astonished by Cheng who five gods control however. 却是被五通神控制的吕诚在讶然。 The confusion pulled out sniffing, both eyes stared saying: 混乱抽了抽鼻子,双目一瞪说道: Is the smelly taste of old god! What thing you are!?” “是旧神的臭味儿!伱们是什么东西!?” A Cheng mouth distortion, seems like five gods to strive for the right to speak, later said fast: 吕诚的嘴巴一阵扭曲,似乎是五通神在争夺话语权,随后飞快说道: We are the Suppressing Prison master subordinate hunting dog, most loyal loyal dog!” “我们是镇狱主人麾下的猎犬,最忠诚的忠犬!” Saying, Cheng kneels down, the whole face ridicules, fawns and obsequiouss toward nearby Li Fan, in mouth also tearful two. 说着,吕诚跪倒在地,满脸讪笑,朝着一旁的李凡摇尾乞怜,口中还“汪汪”了两声。 Hears this saying, the confusion and decayed whole body trembles, looks at each other one, has not thought that some people will not be concerned about face! 听到这话,混乱和腐朽不由全身一颤,对视一眼,万万没想到会有人这么不要脸! Two people instantaneous fine body hair was but actually vertical, raised the intense sense of crisis, threw before that bucket, lifted the hand mutually fan slap in the face, the clear tears flowed outward, fall into that bucket. 两人瞬间寒毛倒竖,升起了强烈的危机感,扑到那水桶前,抬手互扇耳光,晶莹的泪水哗哗往外流,落入那水桶之中。 Does not hurry, the dog is inappropriate! 再不赶紧的,狗都没得当了! ~ ~ ( Everyone good night ~ ~ ~ ~) (大家晚安~~~~)
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