AC :: Volume #2

#124: Monkey, basketball, head/number of people


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fuck!” 卧槽!” Li Fan was frightened lowly by this shouts one, conditioned reflex shows the stance of assaulting. 李凡被这一幕吓得低呼一声,条件反射的摆出个搏击的架势。 What situation? 啥情况? How to knock to begin suddenly? 怎么突然磕起头了? Blackmails? 是不是讹人? How should this situation deal? 这种情况应该怎么应对? He thinks the opposite party may drive away, criticize and curses even fights, has not thought that an opposite party word does not gather kowtows directly. 他想了对方可能会来驱赶、批评、咒骂甚至打架,就是没想到对方一言不合直接磕头。 Too scary! 太吓人了! Puts out a hand not to hit the smile person, running into the kowtowing person timid and hesitant does not know that should be what to do good. 伸手不打笑脸人,遇到磕头人更是束手束脚不知道该怎么办才好。 Fights, do not kowtow! 打架可以,不要磕头啊! Afterward listens to be pretty Buddhist priest veiled empty/sky of head said: 随后就听为首的俊秀僧人蒙空说道: Being predestined friends person, you came.” “有缘人,你来了。” Said that and kowtows. 说完又磕了一个头。 Li Fan was said vacant by him, what is predestined friends person? What do I come to come? 李凡被他说得一阵茫然,什么有缘人?我来什么来? But at this time the surrounding follower also after the huge psychology of starts to attack, starts to use the brains to look for the answer. 而此时周围的信徒也在最开始的巨大心理冲击之后,开始开动脑筋寻找答案。 Hearing that is the words of first Buddhist priest, the person of that big boss appearance first responded, toward Li Fan one finger/refers, said: 听到那为首僧人的话,那个大老板模样的人最先反应过来,朝着李凡一指,说道: Originally you...... you are being predestined friends person of boundary of eight suffering of life! Pays a visit the supreme master! Sought the supreme master blessings!” “原来你……您就是八苦之境的有缘人!拜见上师!求上师赐福!” Was saying also knelt. 说着也跪了下去。 Simultaneously gave itself fiercely a palm of the hand, shouts: 同时猛地给了自己一巴掌,喊道: I do not realize somebody's highposition or merits, hopes that the supreme master do not blame! Bustling place veiled eye, has eyes but fails to see, has eyes but fails to see!” “我有眼不识泰山,希望上师不要怪罪!红尘蒙目,有眼无珠,有眼无珠啊!” Behind these believers also all knelt a big piece, kowtows while the fan big mouth female genitals. 紧接着后面那些信众也全都呼啦啦跪了一大片,一边磕头一边扇自己大嘴巴子。 This looks at heart Li Fan is scared, even if the opposite party directly to/clashes to rip gets up, compares this to be good to accept. 这一幕把李凡看得心里发毛,哪怕对方直接冲上来撕吧起来,都比这让人好接受。 Wu Tiegen by this shock and awe, the both legs one soft must follow to kneel, held on by Li Fan, has not knelt down reluctantly, but falls on the ground. 身边的吴铁根被这一幕震慑,双腿一软就要跟着跪下去,被李凡一把拉住,勉强没跪下,只是跌坐在地上。 In the Li Fan mind the thought revolve like lightning, thinks suddenly this what eight suffering of life is a little probably ripe. 李凡的脑海中念头电转,突然想到这个什么八苦好像有点熟。 The joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness are angry to like hating corruptly...... are!? 喜怒哀乐贪嗔爱恨……难道是!? Just thinking, young Buddhist priest veiled empty/sky who that leads looks up Li Fan, be with smile on the face asking: 正想着,那领头的年轻僧人蒙空抬头看着李凡,面带微笑的问道: Being predestined friends person, reason where?” “有缘人,缘在何处?” Li Fan had guessed correctly at this time outcome, in the heart was calmer, similarly wear a look of the wrapped in a shroud of obscurity smile, said: 李凡此时已经猜到了一些究竟,心中淡定了许多,同样面带神秘莫测的笑容,说道: Reason in heart.” “缘在心中。” At this time ignorant/veiled empties the facial expression that shows to be suddenly enlighted, muttered: 蒙空此时露出恍然大悟的神情,喃喃道: So that's how it is!” “原来如此!” On the Li Fan face continues to maintain the mysterious smile. 李凡脸上继续保持神秘微笑。 What so that's how it is? I do not know that what originally is, how did you understand? 什么原来如此?我都不知道原来是什么,你怎么就懂了? The Mongolian air-to-surface belt/bring indifferent to fame or gain smile, holds their palms together suddenly, in the mouth said: 蒙空面带恬淡的笑容,突然双手合十,口中说道: Joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness are angry to like hating corruptly, has a thought that read lives, read spatially.” “喜怒哀乐贪嗔爱恨,一念起,一念生,一念空。” When he spoke, in surroundings that seven Buddhist priest same mouths read aloud, the speed of but reading aloud was extremely fast, the sound was also light, seems like what incantation. 在他说话的时候,周围那七个僧人同样口中念诵,不过所念诵的速度极快,声音又轻,似乎是什么咒语。 In this level area had strong winds suddenly, the flying sand and rocks, Li Fan alerts with rapt attention, only felt that periphery had anything to charge into him instantaneously, but another put on later, vanished without a trace. 这山坳之中突然起了一阵狂风,飞沙走石,李凡凝神戒备,只感觉周围有什么东西瞬间冲向了他,只是随后又一穿而过,消失得无影无踪。 As if nothing happened. 似乎什么都没有发生。 What thing god god talked on endlessly? 什么东西神神叨叨的? Just thinking, the wind had been stopping, knelt in the eight Buddhist priests of ground has stood up. 正想着,风已经停了,原本跪在地上的八个僧人已经站起身来。 ignorant/veiled spatially was still be with smile on the face, deeply looked at Li Fan one, said: 蒙空仍然是面带微笑,深深看了李凡一眼,说道: Being predestined friends person, the chance has planted, we are predestined friends meet again.” “有缘人,机缘已经种下,我们有缘再会。” Afterward across the crowd, that anything eight suffering of life temple does not return, turns around to depart directly. 随后穿过人群,连那什么八苦庙也不回了,直接转身离去。 But the man who another seven wear the brown long gown follows in him behind, to walk toward the distant place together. 而另外七名身穿棕色长袍的男子跟在他身后,一起朝着远处走去。 When they walked away, these kneel in the believers of ground seem awakening from a dream, crawls in abundance, pursued toward them, in the mouth shouted: 等到他们都走远了,那些跪在地上的信众才如梦初醒,纷纷爬起来,朝他们追了过去,口中纷纷叫嚷: Eight suffering of life supreme master, wait/etc!” “八苦上师,等等!” Supreme Master veiled empty/sky, where is your must go?” “蒙空上师,您这是要去什么地方?” I have not burnt incense today, you help me have a look, can my divorce succeed?” “我今天还没上香呢,您帮我看看吧,我这次离婚能不能成功?” I not quite have been happy over the two days, can you help me unblock unblocking?” “我这两天一直不太开心,您能帮我疏导疏导吗?” Supreme master, hold your steps!” “上师,留步!” Many people walks forward, while cannot bear turn the head to have a look at Li Fan. 很多人一边向前走,一边忍不住转头看看李凡 From a moment ago lying prostrate in worship of supreme master, this named being predestined friends person the man, should not be simple, perhaps is also a supreme master. 从刚才上师的顶礼膜拜来看,这个叫“有缘人”的男子,应该也不简单,说不定也是个上师。 Supreme Master veiled empty/sky did not say understands, they were not good to ask rashly 只是蒙空上师也不讲明白,他们也不好贸然去问 Several comparison chicken thieves, run over directly rashly grab the hand of Li Fan to trace their top of the heads hardly, then turned around to pursue that eight people satisfiedly. 还有几个比较鸡贼的,直接不由分说跑过来硬抓着李凡的手摸了摸他们的头顶,然后才满足地转身去追那八个人了。 Li Fan looks at the backs of eight people departs, is tempered with a sense of caution. 李凡看着离去的八个人的背影,心生警惕。 The action of opposite party is really extremely strange, moreover may be very related with Eight Heads! 对方的举动实在是太过古怪,而且很可能和八首有关! The expected words, they very possible believe in Eight Heads one group of people. 不出所料的话,他们很可能是信奉八首的一群人。 How do they look? 只是他们怎么找来的? Because in Suppressing Prison is detaining Eight Heads, therefore body had the Eight Heads aura, attracts them? 难道因为镇狱之中关押着八首,所以身上有了八首的气息,才把他们引来? Normal, if determined oneself and Eight Heads has the relations, then they should find the way to inquire oneself and Eight Heads relations are right. 正常来说,如果确定了自己和八首有关系,那么他们应该想办法询问自己和八首的关系才对。 What meaning kowtows then walks is? 就这么磕了头然后走了是什么意思? In a short time, cannot summon Eight Heads...... 短时间内,不能召唤八首了…… Otherwise if runs into these people again, might reveal the secret. 否则万一再次遇到这些人,很可能会露馅。 Just thinking, to be walking in numerous Investigator of distant place survey in abundance. 正想着,在远处探测的一众调查员也纷纷走了过来。 The sound was really a little big, caused their curiosity. 刚才的动静实在是有点大,也引起了他们的好奇心。 However is good because of them has not seen the people to worship on bended knees Li Fan. 不过好在他们没看到众人跪拜李凡的一幕。 Brother Fan, how? What situation?” 凡哥,怎么了?啥情况?” Right, to be how noisy, many people, have not thought that here also has a temple.” “对啊,怎么乱哄哄的,好多人啊,没想到这里还有个庙。” It is estimated that is jokes, constructing is good to direct the person in the remote mountain.” “估计是噱头吧,建在深山里好引人来。” How did these people walk? Are that several people the monks, body puts on nondescriptly.” “怎么这些人都走了?那几个人到底是不是和尚啊,身上穿得不伦不类的。” Li Fan shakes the head saying: 李凡摇头道: „It is not clear, the god god talked on endlessly, seemed like cheats out of money.” “不清楚,神神叨叨的,看起来像是骗钱的。” Nearby Wu Tiegen opens mouth, wants to say anything, was stared one by Li Fan ruthlessly, immediately shrinks the neck, does not dare to make noise. 旁边的吴铁根张了张嘴,想说什么,被李凡狠狠瞪了一眼,立刻缩了缩脖子,不敢出声了。 Suddenly, the split vision of Wu Tiegen corner of the eye swept some to flee the past shadow from the mountain, put out a hand hastily a finger/refers, the stutter said: 突然,吴铁根眼角的余光扫过某个从山上窜过去的黑影,连忙伸手一指,结结巴巴地说道: Monkey...... monkey!” “猴……猴子!” The people turn the head to look hastily, sees wear dirty clothes to hug a monkey of basketball to squat on the tree of side not far away, is tilting the head visits them. 众人连忙转头看去,就见一个穿着脏兮兮的衣服抱着一个篮球的猴子正蹲在旁边不远处的一棵树上,歪着头看着他们。 Basketball monkey! 篮球猴子! Quickly, holds him!” “快,抓住他!” Li Fan greeting, numerous Investigator closes in immediately, throws toward the monkey. 李凡一个招呼,一众调查员立刻一拥而上,朝猴子扑去。 The monkey sees the people to throw, immediately looks fierce, lifted the handle basketball to pound directly, then turned around to run on the tree, jumped toward another tree on. 猴子看到众人扑过来,立刻龇牙咧嘴,直接抬手把篮球砸了过来,然后在树上转身就跑,朝另一棵树上跳去。 The people understand at this time, this monkey is the goal of their trip! 众人此时明白,这只猴子就是他们此行的目的! Really does not have what water monkey, is an ordinary monkey. 果然根本不存在什么水猴子,就是个普通猴子罢了。 Fang Hao pursues while said: 方昊一边追一边说道: How does this monkey see looks familiar? I have seen him at any program of television station probably.” “这猴子怎么看着这么眼熟?我好像在电视台的什么节目看到过他。” Gao Yunlei definitely said similarly: 高云雷同样肯定地说道: Right, probably television station the animal host on what children's program! Called anything slightly bright. My impression may deeply, lead its male host a lot by its flexure, it is said the rabies vaccine hit several times.” “对对对,好像是电视台上的什么儿童节目的动物主持人!叫什么小明。我印象可深了,带着它的男主持人没少被它挠,据说狂犬疫苗打了好几次了。” The Tang Ming doubts said: 唐明疑惑道: How did this monkey run? No wonder Wu six female Sir are afraid, this late at night, who noticed that wears the clothes to hit the monkey of basketball to fear, let alone in mountain.” “这猴子怎么跑出来了?难怪吴六女大爷害怕,这三更半夜的,谁看到个穿衣服打篮球的猴子都怕啊,更何况是在山里。” People is saying, while pursues toward the monkey, often some people said that a joke laughs. 众人一边说着,一边朝猴子追过去,不时有人说个笑话大笑一番。 At this time found this monkey, they understand that the case of water monkey basically was nothing suspense. 此时找到了这只猴子,他们都明白水猴子的案子基本是没什么悬念了。 Good that the research department analyzes evidently, this case truly and anomaly has no relations. 看样子研究部分析的不错,这个案子确实和异常没什么关系。 No wonder decided the E level. 难怪定到了E级。 This work is really relaxed, later caught the monkey also to be able the investigation and study inspection all of a sudden, then to return to the urban district here again. 这活儿实在是轻松啊,待会儿抓了猴子还能在这里再调研考察一下子,然后回市区。 Li Fan was also more relaxed at this time. 李凡此时也轻松了许多。 Later in the control center that side opening opening relations, meets this E level specially the case, reduces effort and is free from worry. 以后在指挥中心那边疏通疏通关系,就专门接这种E级的案子,省力又省心。 This case you even broken on 100, it cannot be promoted. 这种案子你就算是破上一百个,它也升不了职啊。 Wu Tiegen is also a face is at this time relaxed. 吴铁根此时也是一脸轻松。 He existence of menstruation monkey, did not notice on the tree this monkey strengthened own idea. 原本他就不相信水猴子的存在,看到树上这只猴子更是坚定了自己的想法。 Modern people, must approach the science. 现代人嘛,还是得走近科学啊。 One group of people overrun in noisy disorder, even the baton gun in the hand, adjusts the net spear/gun pattern, launched several rounds of capture networks. 一群人乱哄哄冲过去,甚至将防暴枪拿在手中,调整成网枪模式,发射了好几发捕捉网。 Has not thought that monkey is very flexible, made it give to hide. 没想到那猴子特别灵活,都让它给躲过去了。 Was good to pursue a while, the monkey jumps down from the tree unexpectedly, ran toward a creek. 好在追了一会儿,猴子竟然从树上跳了下来,朝着一条小河跑去。 The river bank only then a small stone bridge, numerous Investigator is divided into two groups immediately, a wave crosses river ahead of time, surrounds to another side of bridge. 河上只有一座小石桥,一众调查员立刻分成两拨,一波提前过河,到桥的另一侧去围堵。 This monkey really got up the bridge, both were stopped up, angry, looks fierce to frighten the person. 这猴子果然上了桥,两头都被人堵了,一阵气恼,龇牙咧嘴吓唬人。 Afterward drilled under the aperture of bridge directly, does not come out. 随后直接钻到了桥洞下面,不出来了。 The people all feel relieved, right now in the hole seizes the monkey, has not basically run. 众人全都放心下来,这下子洞中捉猴,基本是没跑了。 Fang Hao takes the lead to clash, before running up to the aperture of bridge, must climb the corner to seize the monkey. 方昊率先冲下去,跑到桥洞前就要爬进角落去捉猴子。 Brother Fan, my...... fuck! This what ghost thing!? Comes the person quickly, comes the person quickly!” 凡哥,我这就……卧槽!这什么鬼东西!?快来人,快来人!” Fang Hao shouted, the above people look at each other in blank dismay, immediately all turns over/stands up. 方昊一阵喊,上面的众人面面相觑,立刻全都翻身下去。 Several people jump in the waist-high creek directly, is ready with the rifle firing to rush over. 有几个人直接跳进齐腰深的小河,端着枪冲了过去。 Li Fan walks similarly, looks up, sees in the cavity that above an aperture of bridge flagstone forms, that only called the small bright monkey to look fierce to approach. 李凡同样走过去,抬头一看,就见桥洞上方的一个石板形成的空洞里,那只叫小明的猴子正龇牙咧嘴不让人靠近。 Side it, is five already the somewhat rotten head/number of people. 在它身边,是五个已经有些腐烂的人头。 Li Fan closes the eye, stopped for several seconds, later opens again. 李凡闭上眼睛,停了几秒钟,随后再次睁开。 Head/Number of people also. 人头还在。 The monkey, the basketball, trades the head, real. 猴子,篮球,换头,都是真的。 In his heart the thought revolve like lightning, thought of anything rapidly, the look becomes gloomy...... 他的心中念头电转,迅速想到了什么,神色变得阴沉下来…… ...... …… Suppressing Prison. 镇狱 All were still gloomy and ruined, toppling and dark. 一切仍然是阴沉、破败、倾颓、黑暗。 Stated differently, present Suppressing Prison wanted compared with before lively. 不同的是,现在的镇狱比之前要热闹了一些。 In the prison cell, the three servants of lord of life are keeping chatting at this time, probably three chatterboxes. 牢房之中,生命之主的三奴仆此时正在聊个不停,像是三个话痨。 In their opposite prison cells, Eight Heads is sitting cross-legged to sit on the ground, eight heads have three to close one's eyes, another five look around, did not speak, but signaled with the eyes mutually. 在他们对面的牢房里,八首正盘膝坐在地上,八颗脑袋有三个闭着眼睛,另外五个东张西望,也不说话,只是相互使眼色。 He stayed this condition to be very long. 他保持这个状态已经很久了。 Since the previous prison lord leaves, this change has appeared. 自从上次狱主离开之后,这种变化就已经出现。 He felt anything faintly, moreover had guessed, but the inborn doubt and made him hide all discretely at heart. 他隐隐感受到了什么,而且有所猜测,只是天生的狐疑和谨慎让他将一切都隐藏在心里。 Even eight heads will not talk. 甚至八颗头颅相互之间也不会交谈。 That is matter matter of life and death, cannot speak irresponsibly. 那可是性命攸关的事情,不能乱说。 Suddenly, in Suppressing Prison does not have the origin hangs up strong winds. 突然之间,镇狱之中没由来的挂起一阵狂风。 This strong winds surge in the Suppressing Prison hall, later reverberates to walk back and forth in entire Suppressing Prison. 这狂风在镇狱的大厅之中涌起,随后在整个镇狱之中回荡逡巡。 Finally, this wind across the long corridor, before arriving at the Eight Heads prison cell, later from the slit of prison cell worms one's way into. 最终,这股风穿过长长的走廊,来到了八首的牢房前,随后从牢房的缝隙之中钻了进去。 The strong winds as if found own master to be the same, warm and wild throwing to Eight Heads body, even makes his body tremble slightly. 狂风仿佛找到了自己的主人一样,热烈而狂放的扑到八首身上,甚至让他的身体微微一颤。 Opens the five heads of eye to show the shocking look, as if cannot believe that this is the same. 睁着眼睛的五颗头颅全都露出震惊的神色,仿佛不敢相信这一幕一样。 And two heads show nearly the fierce smile of distortion, although does not have to laugh loudly, makes people feel his joy sufficiently. 其中两个头颅露出近乎扭曲的狰狞笑容,虽然没有放声大笑,却足以让人感受到他的喜悦。 The remaining three heads opened the eye simultaneously. 紧接着剩下的三颗头颅同时睁开了眼睛。 Is full of the anger. 一个饱含怒火。 Fills with the hate. 一个满怀怨恨。 Writes all over greedily. 一个写满贪婪。 The strength, he felt the strength! 力量,他感受到了久违的力量! Is the spirit of all living things hopes the strength! 是众生的精神愿力! He found the prison Lord flaw! 他找到了狱主的破绽! ~ ~ ( Monthly ticket Comes several) (【月票】来几张啊)
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