AWH :: Volume #5 百妖宴

#890: Sea tweezers


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Mei Fragrant House has reopened, the guest are many, is only the Mei Sanniang complexion is not too good. 梅香楼早已重新开张,客人还不少,只是梅三娘的脸色不算太好。 Sanniang is courteous.” The guest who just came noticed that the Mei Sanniang hurried bow arrives. 三娘有礼。”一位刚来的客人看到梅三娘急忙一躬到地。 Sanniang good afternoon.” The guest who another just about to departs cannot salute in the one side. 三娘午安。”另一位刚要离去的客人也在一旁施礼不起。 Sanniang happy as ever.” The passed by guest bowed in salute submissively, the manner was reverent, probably in front of them the was not the brothel master, but was the image of Buddha in temple. 三娘万福金安。”路过的客人纷纷拱手作揖,神态虔诚,好像他们面前的这位不是青楼主人,而是庙里的佛像。 Mei Fragrant House does not open!” Mei Sanniang turns the waist to walk away angrily. 梅香楼不开了!”梅三娘怒气冲冲地扭着腰肢走远。 Tomorrow changes to the maid servant temple!” The angry sound conveys from afar. “明儿改成梅香庙!”愤怒的声音远远传来。 Since Mei Fragrant House reopens, the guest are indeed many, but no one makes music, only in point one table of banquets, even if listens to music hear of bent/tune Er, still with listening after almost, sitting postures are solemn, over the face is reverent, arrived at Mei Fragrant House to worship Buddha to be the same probably, making Mei Sanniang not know whether to laugh or cry. 自从梅香楼重新开张,客人的确不少,但是无人作乐,只点上一桌酒宴,即便听歌听曲儿的,也都跟听经差不多,一个个坐姿端庄,满面虔诚,就好像到梅香楼拜佛来了一样,令得梅三娘哭笑不得。 Becoming famous is the good matter, but became famous was not good, now the people in full Capital City all know that her Mei Sanniang younger brother had the strength of changing the world, who also dares to come Mei Fragrant House to make music? 出名是好事儿,但是太出名了也不好,现在满京城的人全都知道她梅三娘的弟弟拥有改天换地之力,谁人还敢来梅香楼作乐? The guests of mediocre are reverent, from practicing the guest may be different, particularly place from remote Heavenly North. 凡俗界的客人们虔诚,来自修行界的客人可就不一样了,尤其是来自遥远的天北之地。 Panting in indignation Mei Sanniang thought that own business could not do quickly, good these days had a guest to be unusual, listens to music hear of bent/tune Er to assume an air of self approbation, eats around no restriction of any kind, appearance strange ugly, a pair of small eye transferred thoroughly the evil light randomly, this talent should be the customer of brothel is right. 气呼呼的梅三娘觉得自己的生意快做不下去了,还好这几天有位客人与众不同,听歌听曲儿摇头晃脑,山吃海喝百无禁忌,容貌奇丑,一对小眼睛乱转透着邪光,这种人才应该是青楼的主顾才对。 This person of surnamed Zhang, Mei Sanniang does not know that who the opposite party is, but she knows that this guest for Xu Yan comes, to hear Xu Yan to close up, therefore kept Mei Fragrant House. 此人姓张,梅三娘不知道对方是何人,但她知道这位客人是为徐言而来,听闻徐言在闭关,于是留在了梅香楼 Well?” “咦?” Just arrived at two buildings, Mei Sanniang saw in suddenly the hall entered an alone arm robust man, is shaking the upper arm, rode roughshod, the height about two zhang (3.33 m), appearing the military might were uncommon. 刚刚走到二楼,梅三娘忽然看到大厅里走进一个独臂壮汉,晃着膀子,横行无忌,身高近两丈,显得威武不凡。 Identified carefully, Mei Sanniang recognized came the person, therefore welcomed. 仔细辨认了一番,梅三娘认出了来人,于是迎了过去。 You are that sea......” “你是那个海……” Mei Sanniang arrives at the near, points at the robust man saying that she goes to thousand machine government offices that time, saw this robust man from afar, knows that the opposite party is not a bystander. 梅三娘来到近前,指着壮汉说道,她去千机府的那次,远远的看到了这个壮汉,知道对方不是外人。 father sea tongs, sea master!” “老子海大钳,海爷!” The sea tongs pulled out sniffing, hehe laughs, said: Delicious! Brings in a big hurry, wants the good wine fat, superior feast! Right, does not want the crab.” 海大钳抽了抽鼻子,嘿嘿大笑,道:“好吃的呢!快快拿来,要美酒肥肉,上等的大餐!对了,不要螃蟹。” Sea master, first leaves anxiously eating, delicious some are.” The Mei Sanniang region the sea tongs are walking up to the building with a smile, said: Three buildings had guest and other my family Brother Yan several days, cannot neglect others is not, I was the woman am not good to entertain a guest, since the sea master came out, first greeted well.” “海爷是吧,先别急着吃,好吃的有的是。”梅三娘笑吟吟地带着海大钳走上楼去,道:“三楼有位客人等我家言哥儿好几天了,不能怠慢了人家不是,我是女人家不好待客,既然海爷出来了,先去打个招呼也好。” Connection of Mei Sanniang not clear sea tongs and Xu Yan, does not know what side her is peak monster spirit of without owner, if this violates muddy, entire Mei Fragrant House must be destroyed in a moment. 梅三娘可不清楚海大钳与徐言的关联,更不知道她身边的是一头无主的巅峰妖灵,如果这位犯浑,整个梅香楼都得毁于一旦。 Was good is frightened to fear by Xu Yan because of the sea tongs, ghost surface not, when he was insolent, the ghost surface happened him only to be able the edge. 好在海大钳被徐言吓怕了,鬼面没在的时候他敢张狂,鬼面一旦出现他只能溜边。 „? Who asks my guardian to be old?” The sea tongs still pose as in the person of by Kamemoto sect, said: Also good, my sea master first takes a look, if there is a junior who does not enlarge ones vision, the direct fist strikes to fly, haha!” “哦?谁找我家长老?”海大钳还在以龟元宗的人自居,道:“也好,我海爷先去瞧瞧,要是有不开眼的小辈,直接一拳打飞,哈哈!” By Mei Sanniang such a handful , the sea tongs were self-satisfied, ran amuck the imposing manners of five places also to take in the past, shook the upper arm to follow Mei Sanniang to arrive at three buildings. 梅三娘这么一捧,海大钳是得意不已,当年横行五地的气势又被拿了出来,晃着膀子跟着梅三娘来到三楼。 Opened a front door of Accord, Mei Sanniang is smiling tenderly, the sea tongs following on the heels, is protecting the institute chief horizontally seem like. 拉开一间雅阁的大门,梅三娘娇笑着走了进去,海大钳横着跟在后面,倒像个护院头子。 In the luxurious room has the dancer to sing and dance, the good wine smells as sweet, is very lively, on the seat of honor sits one, the appearance is ugly the whole world to be difficult to seek, snub nose small eye, wide chin sharp forehead, left face person with a pockmarked face right face pit, a greatly black tooth, if really has the ugly ghost, said was this. 奢华的房间内有舞者载歌载舞,美酒飘香,好不热闹,主位上坐着一位,容貌丑得举世难寻,塌鼻子小眼睛,宽下巴尖额头,左脸麻子右脸坑,一口大黑牙,如果真有丑鬼,说的就是这位了。 stretch/open Ye, these neglected on , important matter that my woman does not understand your men.” “张爷,这几日怠慢了,我这女人家不懂你们男人的大事。” Mei Sanniang is saying, while signals with the eyes toward the sea tongs. 梅三娘一边说着,一边朝着海大钳使眼色。 The sea tongs arrive at Heavenly South with great difficulty, barely escapes evaded the catastrophe, finally to enjoying happiness time, how could to care about the Heavenly South mortal, therefore looked that has not looked at the opposite party, the big hand wields, shouts: „The father sea tongs, who you are, in the report comes!” 海大钳好不容易来到天南,又险死还生的躲过了浩劫,终于到了享福的时候,岂能在乎天南的凡人,于是看都没看对方,大手一挥,喝道:“老子海大钳,你是何人,报上名来!” strange ugly the man is carrying the wine glass, have a relish shot a look at the sea tongs, said: „Below, opens the tongs.” 奇丑的男子端着酒杯,饶有兴致地瞥了眼海大钳,道:“在下,张大钳。” Un?” “嗯?” The sea tongs first stare, the heart said that comes tongs, does the Heavenly South person like the big pliers? When he rubs the eyes carefully to look, immediately is startled he to be startled. 海大钳先是一愣,心说怎么又来个大钳,难道天南的人喜欢大钳子?等他揉揉眼睛仔细看去,顿时惊得他魂飞天外。 Monster, monster and monster...... monster king!!!” “妖、妖、妖……妖王!!!” ! 噗! A startled language said that the sea tongs were frightened spat a bubble, the calf was soft, was frightened falls down. 一句惊语说出,海大钳被吓得吐了个泡,腿肚子都软了,被吓得跌倒在地。 What Mei Sanniang may be unable to listen to be the monster king, leaves behind the sea tongs entertains this special guest, she also drew back. 梅三娘可听不出什么叫妖王,把海大钳留下招待这位特殊的客人,她也就退了出去。 You, what calling to come?” Opened tongs a good wine, spoke thoughtlessly to ask, is not looking at sea tongs one. “你,叫什么来着?”张大钳品了口美酒,随口问道,不在多看海大钳一眼。 The monster king stretch/open tongs from muddy land, the main body is a great scorpion, wonderful poisonous incomparable, the method is savage, now the monster king face to face, the sea tongs has soon been scared to death. 来自泥地的妖王张大钳,本体是一头巨蝎,奇毒无比,手段凶残,如今妖王当面,海大钳已经快要被吓死了。 Small huge crowd tweezers, such greatly a wee bit tweezers.” The sea tongs quickly take rough measurements two cuns (2.5 cm) length, the stutter said submissively: Also remains one, broke off one by the ghost surface, does not know the Sir to approach, small damn, small damn.” “小人海小钳,就就就这么大一丁点的小钳。”海大钳急忙比量个两寸长短,低声下气地结巴道:“还就剩一只,被被被鬼面掰下去了一只,不知大人来临,小的该死,小的该死。” He is recent, is doing?” Opens the tongs look to congeal, the sinking sound asked. “他最近,都在干什么?”张大钳神色一凝,沉声问道。 Sea tongs little while finally smart, quickly said: Ghost surface elder is closing up, may be called is confined at home!” 海大钳这会儿终于机灵了起来,急忙说道:“鬼面长老在闭关呢,堪称足不出户!” Since closes up, you go back to tell Xu Yan, said that Heavenly North tongs visit, making him come to see.” “既然是闭关,你回去告诉徐言,就说天北张大钳拜会,让他前来一见。” Sir, is not small does not notify, the place that the ghost surface elder closes up I cannot go, outside had a big snake not saying that excelled at rushing to the closing up place of elder, I will come under attack.” The sea tongs are saying pitiful. “大人呐,不是小的不去通报,鬼面长老闭关的地方我进不去啊,外面有条大蛇不说,擅闯长老的闭关地,我会挨打的。”海大钳可怜兮兮的说着。 Reported you to advocate by the intention then, he should come a to chat.” Facing the wordy sea tongs, opening tongs some are impatient, with a monster spirit idle talk, really harms the status of monster king. “以心念禀告你主即可,他应该会前来一叙。”面对啰啰嗦嗦的海大钳,张大钳有些不耐烦了,跟一个妖灵废话,实在有损妖王的身份。 The sea tongs are not silly, being able to hear the monster king tone to be somewhat cold, quickly frighten him to nod, close the eye to whisper. 海大钳可不傻,听得出妖王语气有些冷冽,吓得他急忙点头,闭上眼睛嘀嘀咕咕。 Ghost surface elder, the Heavenly North monster king seeks an interview...... the ghost surface elder, the Heavenly North monster king seeks an interview......” “鬼面长老,天北妖王求见……鬼面长老,天北妖王求见……” Until dance conclusion in Accord, danced Ji to draw back in abundance, the sea tongs also squatted in the corner whisper. 直到雅阁里的歌舞结束,舞姬纷纷退下,海大钳还蹲在墙角嘀嘀咕咕。 stretch/open Daqian really could not bear, for a long time, Xu Yan is impossible unable to hear the intention of oneself spirit beast to report, sees with does not see should also have a view. 张大钳实在忍不住了,这么长时间,徐言不可能听不到自己灵兽的心念禀告,见与不见也该有个说法。 „Do you lord what intent?” Opens the tongs sinking sound to ask. “你主何意?”张大钳沉声问道。 The sea tongs tremble turn the head, said distressfully: My my I have not advocated, the ghost surface elder cannot hear probably......” 海大钳哆哆嗦嗦地转过头来,愁眉苦脸地说道:“我我我没主啊,鬼面长老好像听不到……” „Haven't you lord?” Monster king Huoran from muddy land sets out, looks very angry points at the sea tongs to exclaim: Your silly crab! Has not advocated you to mumble what vigor!” “你没主?”来自泥地的妖王豁然起身,怒容满面地指着海大钳吼道:“你个傻螃蟹!没主你嘟囔个什么劲!” Pingpong, in the Mei Fragrant House three Accord transmits the sound that the fists and feet adds together, soon, the black and blue sea tongs walked, did not look for the food and wine, sneaked in thousand machine government offices dingily. 乒乒乓乓,梅香楼三层的雅阁里传来拳脚相加的响动,不多时,鼻青脸肿的海大钳走了出来,也不找酒菜了,灰溜溜地钻进了千机府。 „Is this Heavenly South?” “这就是天南?” When sinking to pond, the sea tongs exude one to wail. 在沉入池塘之际,海大钳发出一声哀嚎。 To be how more dangerous than Heavenly North! Kills the father not to go out!” “怎么比天北还危险!打死老子也不出去了!”
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