AWJOAW :: Volume #29

#2858 Part 1: The sesame seed opens the door

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„I give that young married woman to buy the pearl! Silk and satin! Finally how does she return me? Delivered me, as soon as withstand/top the green hat!” “我给那个婆娘买珍珠！丝绸和缎子！结果她是怎么回报我的？送了我一顶绿帽子！” Kasimir is roaring hysteric, in brandished begins torch, the flame once for a while the passing over gently and swiftly powder cask, frightened the inevitable crowd to retrocede. 卡西米尔歇斯底里的吼叫着,不停的挥舞着手里的火把,火苗时不时掠过炸药桶,吓得围观人群纷纷后退。 „Sounds like the family quarrel.” Zelin shrugs: „Damn, Vigini doesn't, you consider? When the time comes I and others will help you lead the way, before you only need to arrive at the front door, is reciting you most powerful demolition incantation to it, making it meet a cruel death, then I walk, takes the box, this matter ended.” “听起来是家庭纠纷。”泽林耸耸肩:“该死的,维吉妮亚,你不考虑一下吗？到时候我和其他人会帮你开路,你只需要走到大门前,对着它念出你最强大的爆破咒语,让它粉身碎骨,然后我走进去,把盒子拿出来,这件事就结束了。” „Oh, the holy spirit on, you possibly was the richest robber, Zelin.” Vigini sighed: „This is the holy spirit does not certainly hope that you do this, will make your future partner experience this matter.” “唉,圣灵在上,你可能是最富有的劫匪了,泽林。”维吉妮亚叹了口气:“这一定是圣灵不希望你这样做,才让你未来的同伙遇到这件事。” „That made him get down.” “那就让他下来好了。” „Witcher, can you urge Kasimir Master to get down? This was really dangerous!” Villagers pleaded to Zelin: „That is the powder cask, can explode the heaven the stone.” “狩魔猎人,你能劝卡西米尔大师下来吗？这实在是太危险了！”一名村民对泽林恳求:“那可是炸药桶啊,能把石头都炸上天。” „Does not have the issue, felt relieved.” “没问题,放心好了。” Zelin gave a relieved hand signal to the villagers, moves toward also in yelling Dwarf. 泽林对村民做了个安心的手势,走向还在叫喊的矮人。 „I must historically leave a good name! Let everyone remember my name! After the explosion, even the Novigrad people can see the flame!” “我要在历史上留名！让大家都记得我的名字！爆炸之后,连诺维格瑞的人都能看得到火光！” Looks at Zelin to move toward Dwarf, Vigini pushes, spoke thoughtlessly asks to the villagers: „What's all this about?” 看着泽林走向矮人,维吉妮亚挤过来,随口对村民问道:“这是怎么回事？” „His wife Fermi lived five little devils to him.” Female villagers explained to Vigini: „Although is very short, but is very polite, the family education is very good, like the son of elder, does not have a fit of temper all day. But one day, Fermi takes five little devils suddenly, family/home, when installs the carriage, ran speedily. Then Kasimir Master starts all day the excessive drinking, bellows to yell, now does this .......” “他的妻子费米雅给他生了五个小鬼头。”一名女性村民对维吉妮亚解释:“虽然个子很矮,但对人很有礼貌,家教很好,不像长老的儿子,整天对人发脾气。可有一天,费米雅忽然带上五个小鬼头,把家当装上马车,一溜烟的跑了。然后卡西米尔大师就开始整天酗酒,大吼大叫,现在又搞这一出.......” „That young married woman wants the princess bed, I helped her buy! Pure silver tableware! I also bought for her!” Kasimir is roaring while wipes tears: „What does not lack! What has! She wants what me to buy anything for her!” “那个婆娘要公主床,我帮她买了！还有纯银餐具！我也给她买了！”卡西米尔一边吼叫着一边抹眼泪:“什么都不缺！什么都有！她要什么我就给她买什么！” „Hi, calm, partner.” Zelin arrives under the eaves: „Your sound has been able enough many to know that here had anything.” “嗨,冷静,伙计。”泽林走到屋檐下:“你的声音已经可以让足够多的人知道这里发生什么了。” Scoundrel who „where you come?! Does desire do my Fermi? Ha! You came late, she has run!” Kasimir stands up, is wielding torch to Zelin: „She walked! Sits me to give her best carriage!” “你又是哪来的混账？！想要搞我的费米雅？哈！你来晚了,她已经跑了！”卡西米尔站起身,对着泽林挥动火把:“她走了！坐着我送给她的最好的马车！” „No, I look for you for another matter, I want to discuss with you about ........” “不,我来找你是为了另一件事,我想和你谈一谈关于........” „Ha! The post office chief also spoke the same words! Refuses stubbornly to acknowledge! Also pledged with his second child! Then I actually believe that scoundrel!” Kasimir excited was kicking a foot to the powder cask, nearby villagers hold the head to flee and become separated. Then hides from them to think that a safer distance continues to watch the good play: „They did for three years under my nose! Three years! Then eloped! My grandfather said right, does not have man not desire female Dwarf!” “哈！邮局局长也说一样的话！死不承认！还拿他的老二发誓！然后我竟然相信那个混账！”卡西米尔激动的对着炸药桶踢了一脚,附近的村民们纷纷抱着脑袋逃散。然后躲到他们认为更安全的距离继续看好戏:“他们在我的鼻子下搞了三年！三年！然后私奔走了！我的爷爷说的没错,就没有男人不想要女矮人！” Zelin sighed. 泽林叹了口气。 Dwarf has the self-confidence in many aspects, including to the female Dwarf look, what Zelin can believe firmly, besides Dwarf, some something in common of other races on aesthetic appreciation- for example does not like the woman of long beard. 矮人在很多方面都非常有自信,包括对女矮人的相貌,但泽林可以确信的是,除了矮人之外,其他种族在审美上都有一些共同之处-比如不喜欢长胡子的女人。 „That makes me give you a suggestion.” The Zelin both arms interlock: „You need burst anything to vent, is not your house, this is really small and broken......” “那让我给你一个建议。”泽林双臂交错:“你需要炸点什么来发泄一下,不是你的房子,这真是又小又破......” „What!!!” Dwarf opens the both arms: „You dare saying that unexpectedly my house is short and broken! This is I spends the country villa that the high price buys! My Fermi said that must catch a chill to the village, *** the one who blows is the postmaster! Also on my bed!” “什么么么么么么么！！！”矮人伸出双臂:“你居然敢说我的房子又矮又破！这是我花大价钱买的乡间别墅！我的费米雅说要到乡间吹风,***吹的是邮政局长！还在我的床上！”
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