ARSE :: Volume #1

#90: Do you have Elder Sister?


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Ye Tianyi was insane! My mother? 叶天逸要疯了!我尼玛? This old man really lives up to reputation, this can also calculate?...... 这老头果然名不虚传啊,这个也能算到啊?只是…… Father fuck your mother! Your does fucking said do! If you did not say, young master my fucking one week later didn't become? fuck! fuck trough!! 老子甘霖娘的啊!你TM说出来干嘛啊!你要是不说出来,小爷我TM的一周后不就成了吗?卧槽卧槽槽!! Ye Tianyi really wants to do him! 叶天逸真想干他! The mentality collapsed! 心态崩了呀! You are waiting! Do you also want to complete Quest? If how many blood you do not spit, you also do want to complete Quest? 你等着!你还想完成任务的?你要是不吐几口血,你还想完成任务 Divine Calculator Zhuge smiled one to look at Ye Tianyi, then continued the big mouth is eating the meal, probably many days have not eaten thing one, moreover absolutely did not have a that stance of powerhouse. 诸葛神算笑了一声看着叶天逸,然后继续大口的吃着饭菜,好像很多天没吃东西一眼,而且完全没有一个强者的那种姿态。 Even if Bai Hanxue does not understand, this thing can understand that she then bit the silver tooth to stare Ye Tianyi one. 白寒雪即使再不懂,这个东西还是能明白的,她然后咬着银牙瞪了叶天逸一眼。 Daughter-in-law... the wife you listens to me to explain, you rather do believe him not to believe me? His is talking nonsense, is deliberately retaliating!” Ye Tianyi must cry! “媳…媳妇儿你听我解释,你宁愿信他都不信我吗?他这是在胡说,在刻意报复啊!”叶天逸要哭了! This old man, you are waiting! 这老头,你等着! It is not good, Bai Hanxue, opposes with this old man now courts death, cannot let Bai Hanxue. 不行,白寒雪在,现在跟这个老头作对就是找死,不能让白寒雪在。 Bai Hanxue deeply shouted the one breath! 白寒雪深呼了一口气! next instant she is very but shocked! Why? 可是下一瞬她很震惊!为什么? What if Divine Calculator Zhuge said is real, did that say merely one week of time oneself to be able by this Ye Tianyi...... that what? 如果诸葛神算说的是真的话,那岂不是说仅仅一周的时间自己就会被这个叶天逸……那什么了? Can't? According to her present mentality, she feels not possible, matter that but Divine Calculator Zhuge calculates absolutely real! In other words this Ye Tianyi only needs one week of time to be able oneself to give...... 不会吧?按照她现在的心态,她觉得绝不可能,可诸葛神算算的事情绝对是真的!也就是说这叶天逸只需要一周的时间就能把自己给…… This was Ye Tianyi too also fearful? 叶天逸也太可怕了吧? She hurried to shake the head, must maintain the distance with him, was too dangerous. 她赶紧晃了晃头,得跟他保持距离,太危险了。 „The senior you chatted, the younger generation does not disturb.” “那前辈你们二人聊,晚辈不打搅了。” Bai Hanxue said one in a soft voice. 白寒雪轻声道了一句。 Unobstructive unobstructive, female baby you eat.” Zhuge Qingtian then looks to Ye Tianyi, said: Mixes the boy, you come out along with the old man!” “无碍无碍,女娃娃你吃吧。”诸葛青天然后看向叶天逸,道:“混小子,你随老夫出来!” Said that he is carrying a chicken leg single-handedly, just about to walks, the chicken leg of right hand forces in the mouth, then carried one to walk. 说完他一手拎着一个鸡腿,刚要走,右手的鸡腿塞进嘴里,然后又拎了一个才走出去。 Ye Tianyi, he is Senior Zhuge, resounds through the continent powerhouse, you may probably pay attention ten million/countless.” Bai Hanxue urged again. 叶天逸,他是诸葛前辈,响彻大陆的强者,你可千万要注意。”白寒雪再次叮嘱。 I know, but I must explain again to you, I really do not want to lead you to watch the movie.” “我知道,不过我得再跟你解释一下,我真没想带你去看电影。” Ye Tianyi helpless saying. 叶天逸无奈的说道。 We are the lovers, you looked that the movie doesn't want to lead me to go?” “我们是情侣,你连看电影都没想带我去过?” Ye Tianyi: „......” 叶天逸:“……” ! The mentality was done to collapse by this old hooligan! 哇!心态被这老流氓搞崩了啊! This... this...... I do not want to lose the key......” “这个…这个……我没想丢钥匙……” Goes.” “去吧。” Ye Tianyi flexure scratched the head, then to Bai Hanxue powder cheek fast squish, then ran. 叶天逸挠了挠头,然后对着白寒雪粉腮快速吧唧一口,然后跑了出去。 Bai Hanxue: „......” 白寒雪:“……” Bastards! 混蛋! ...... …… Outside, Zhuge Qingtian by stuttered the chicken leg to drink in the corridor, satisfied. 外面,诸葛青天靠在楼道口吃着鸡腿喝着酒,惬意的很。 Old hooligan, do not think that you are Divine Calculator Zhuge I fear you!” Ye Tianyi lit cigarette to say. “老流氓,别以为你是诸葛神算我就怕你!”叶天逸点了一根烟说道。 next instant, the smoke in hand did not have, to the Zhuge Qingtian hand. 下一瞬,手中的烟就没了,到了诸葛青天手中。 mother! 尼玛! Zhuge Qingtian attracted one to put out the smoke rings, put out four characters...... also to have a question mark. 诸葛青天吸了一口吐出烟圈,吐出四个字……还带个问号。 Are you what? 你算老几? Ye Tianyi: „......” 叶天逸:“……” fuck me! Experts! 雾草!高手啊! Ye Tianyi then selected one to put out the smoke rings, put out two characters...... to have an exclamation mark. 叶天逸然后又点了一根吐出烟圈,吐出俩字……带着个感叹号。 Spicy chicken! 辣鸡! Zhuge Qingtian: „......” 诸葛青天:“……” fuck me! This boy...... fucking suits one's taste inexplicably! 雾草!这小子……TM的莫名对胃口啊! Originally is very uncomfortable, because oneself was being compelled, but feels that now this boy a little thing, to his appetite, that flash has to receive him for the impulsion of disciple very much. 本来很不爽,因为自己是被逼着过来的,但是现在感觉这小子有点东西啊,很对他胃口,那一瞬间有收他为徒的冲动。 Zhuge Qingtian cannot calculate that System, cannot be some things of Ye Tianyi deeper level, other. 诸葛青天算不到系统,算不到叶天逸更深层次的一些东西,不过其他的还是可以的。 „Does old hooligan you ask me to do?” “老流氓你找我来干嘛?” Asking that Ye Tianyi cannot pretend. 叶天逸装作不懂的问道。 „Does old man ask you to do you not to know?” “老夫找你干嘛你不知道?” Zhuge Qingtian looks to Ye Tianyi. 诸葛青天看向叶天逸 About Ye Tianyi knows that this matter, this was related with System, he cannot figure out. 关于叶天逸知不知道这件事情,这与系统有关了,他算不出。 How do I know? Heavenly Water Empire was small empire, this whole life I have seen the fiercest character is Domain Boundary Dean, Senior Zhuge this great person never imagined.” Ye Tianyi shrugs the arm to say. “我怎么知道?天水帝国就是个小帝国,这辈子我见过的最厉害的人物就是领域境院长,诸葛前辈这种大人物想都没想过。”叶天逸耸了耸肩膀说道。 „Do you dare to oppose with the old man? Doesn't fear death?” “那你胆敢跟老夫作对?不怕死?” Man has the behavior to refrain from doing things, you dare to sexually harass the young master girlfriend, who managing you are! Moreover do not think that I let off you, we have not ended!” “男人有所为有所不为,你敢调戏小爷女朋友,管你是谁!而且别以为我就这么放过你了,咱俩还没完呢!” Ye Tianyi especially aggressive saying. 叶天逸特霸气的说道。 A little meaning.” Divine Calculator Zhuge dug out the foot, then smells. “有点意思。”诸葛神算抠了抠脚,然后闻了闻。 Ye Tianyi ; „......” 叶天逸;“……” My mother? 我尼玛? This does Heavenly Water Holy City have that place not?” “这天水圣城有那种地方不?” „?” “啊?” Leads the old man to while away the time!” “带老夫消遣消遣去!” Ye Tianyi: „......” 叶天逸:“……” Does not go!” “不去!” Old man treats.” “老夫请客。” Walks!” “走!” ...... …… In Sister Hong office, they in pink small room, that side Zhuge Qingtian, three Onee-chan going all out helps him rub the ash, Ye Tianyi lies there, Onee-chan helps him press rubs, with is rubbing somewhere. 虹姐会所中,俩人在粉红色的小房间里,诸葛青天那边,三个小姐姐在拼命的帮他搓灰,叶天逸趴在那里,一个小姐姐帮他按着摩,一个劲的用某处蹭着。 Do not rub do not rub.” “别蹭了别蹭了。” Young Master Ye, how? Usually don't you most like selecting me?” 叶公子,怎么了?平时你不是最爱点我吗?” That very attractive Onee-chan small mouth jue. 那挺漂亮的小姐姐小嘴儿一噘。 Had the girlfriend, today according to good.” “有女朋友了,今天按按就好。” Good......” “好嘛……” Another three Onee-chan must cry spicily, the hand rubs the hemp! 另外三个小姐姐要哭辣,手都搓麻啦! After a half hour, they walked. 半个小时后,她们走了出去。 Old hooligan, you go bad my good deed, today you ended me to tell you!” “老流氓,你坏我好事,今天你完了我跟你说!” Ye Tianyi cracks into a smile, villainous smile looks at Divine Calculator Zhuge saying that now looks very harmonious, when he worries to give Ye Tianyi to promote realm is not this. 叶天逸咧嘴一笑,奸笑的看着诸葛神算说道,现在看起来挺和谐的,等到他着急给叶天逸提升境界就不是这样咯。 The little guy, you ended! To help the young master be promoted Profound Heaven Boundary? Hehe , the young master I am not promoted! Divides you! 小样,你完了!想要帮小爷晋级玄天境?呵呵哒,小爷我不晋级了!劈死你! Goes bad your good deed? Are you thought too much?” “坏你好事?你是不是想多了?” Divine Calculator Zhuge said. 诸葛神算道。 Grass! thought too much? If not you, one week later I took my girlfriend, fuck!” “草!想多了?如果不是你,一个星期后我就把我女朋友拿下了,尼玛币的!” Hahahaha-- Divine Calculator Zhuge laughed. “哈哈哈哈——诸葛神算大笑了一声。 What do you smile?” “你笑什么?” Perhaps the young hooligan you misunderstands, the old man said how she had the disaster of blood light is not you give her, but just that daughter baby came the legal holiday that night, the old man also helped you, otherwise if, when the time comes awkward you?” “恐怕小流氓你误会咯,老夫说她有血光之灾可不是你把她给如何了,而是那天晚上刚好那小女娃娃来例假,老夫还算是帮了你,如若不然,到时候尴尬的岂不是你?” Ye Tianyi ; „......” 叶天逸;“……” !! 哇!! Originally is this!! Grass! You cannot talk clearly! He said that the female student of Bai Hanxue this personality, his possible one week to give pa her? 原来是这样啊!!草!那你不能说清楚点嘛!他就说嘛,白寒雪这种性格的女生,他怎么可能一个星期就把她给了呢? Zhuge Qingtian stretches oneself, then took up nearby wine pot to drink several. 诸葛青天伸了个懒腰,然后拿起旁边的酒壶又喝了几口。 However Ye Tianyi is still uncomfortable! Because he also sexually harassed Bai Hanxue! 但是叶天逸依旧不爽!因为他还调戏了白寒雪 Hey, since you calculate is so fierce, you help me calculate.” “喂,你既然算的那么厉害,那你帮我算算呗。” What is?” “算什么?” When is...... I can my wife taking.” “就是……到底我啥时候能把我媳妇儿给拿下啊。” If this calculated, Ye Tianyi planned to let off his. 如果这个算好了,叶天逸还是打算放过他的。 Read, in you led the old man in the share that came this type the place to while away the time, the old man helped you calculate.” Zhuge Qingtian then puts out a hand to calculate. “念在你带老夫来这种好地方消遣的份上,老夫就帮你算算。”诸葛青天然后伸手算了算。 After several seconds, Zhuge Qingtian showed a surprised expression. 几秒后,诸葛青天露出了一丝吃惊表情。 Your this young hooligan is really scumbag!” “你这个小流氓果真是个人渣!” Ye Tianyi ; „......” 叶天逸;“……” „, Is.” “呃,算是吧。” scumbag even, lucky in love also great.” 人渣就算了,艳福还不浅。” Zhuge Qingtian does is not clear, oneself how one can't soak? Do the women of this young hooligan give instead of taking? 诸葛青天就搞不明白了,自己怎么就一个泡不到?这小流氓的女人都是倒贴的? What figured out?” “算出啥了?” „Do you have Elder Sister? Without the blood relationship? Peerless beautiful woman.” “你是不是有个姐姐?没血缘关系?还是个绝世美人儿。” Ye Tianyi nods. 叶天逸点点头。 Divine Calculator Zhuge then smiled one not to speak. 诸葛神算然后笑了一声没有说话。 Ye Tianyi ; „......” 叶天逸;“……” No, not?” “不,不是吧?” Ye Tianyi stares the big eye. 叶天逸瞪大眼睛。 Not is right! He deceived people! 不对不对!他骗人! Ye Tianyi felt that Bai Hanxue is easier than her, after all Bai Hanxue and he was boyfriend and girlfriend, this old hooligan estimate was to calculate him had Elder Sister, then wants to make oneself bring death! Absolutely yes! 叶天逸感觉白寒雪都比她容易,毕竟白寒雪和他是男女朋友了,这老流氓估计是算到了他有个姐姐,然后想让自己去送死!绝对是! Grass! 草! Is good because of his quick-witted one batch. 好在他机智的一批。 Young hooligan, the old man asked you, did you recognize some top expert?” “小流氓,老夫问你,你认不认得某位至强强者?” Ye Tianyi shakes the head. 叶天逸摇摇头。 How does my small empire person possibly recognize top expert?” “我一个小帝国的人怎么可能认得至强强者?” You do not know why seriously the old man does come?” “那你当真不知道老夫为何而来?” You did not say, must give me a good fortune.” “你不是说了嘛,要给我一番造化。” Zhuge Qingtian: „......” 诸葛青天:“……” It seems like this young hooligan really does not know! Who is that? Is it possible that in top powerhouse who he he does not know behind in insurance he? 看来这小流氓真的不知!那到底是谁?莫非在他身后有一个连他都不知道的顶级强者在保他? Why does that want his Zhuge Qingtian to make this matter? To that powerhouse, making him be promoted Profound Heaven Boundary not to raise hand the matter? 那为何又偏偏要他诸葛青天来做此事?对那强者来说,让他晋级玄天境不是举手之间的事情吗? Walks! The old men help you be promoted Profound Heaven Boundary!” “走吧!老夫助你晋级玄天境!” Is promoted? Hehe...... 晋级?嘿嘿…… You made the young master not be feeling well, but also dares to put in order the young master! Also dares to sexually harass Bai Hanxue, the young master must play you! 你让小爷不爽了,还敢整小爷!还敢调戏白寒雪,小爷要玩死你!
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