ARSE :: Volume #1

#58: Hemp... hemp...... hemp!( Three asked ticket)


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Shi Jiayi also compels very much ignorant, what situation? Her operation absolutely does not have the issue, vegetable/dish inside to be all right, was in the Ye Tianyi food put the laxative, the meal that now why they eat was so salty, but being all right of Ye Tianyi? 诗嘉一也很懵逼啊,到底什么情况啊?她的操作绝对没有问题,菜里面没事啊,就是叶天逸的饭里面放了泻药,现在为什么她们吃的饭菜都那么咸,而叶天逸的没事? This is not absolutely right! Said Ye Tianyi in the attire? No, absolutely no, the calm of that saline salinity Ye Tianyi possibly attire she could not endure? Damn? 这绝对不对劲!还是说叶天逸在装?不,绝对没有,她都忍不了的咸度叶天逸怎么可能装的那么淡定?真见鬼了吗? Delicious, is really delicious.” “好吃,真好吃。” Ye Tianyi is carrying the tray directly, arrives in inside vegetable/dish the own bowl but actually, the vegetable/dish clamps the rice to clamp the vegetable soup, in gulps is eating, is very comfortable. 叶天逸直接端着盘子,把里面的菜倒到自己的碗里,菜夹着米饭夹着菜汤,大口大口的吃着,舒坦得很。 Two females ;??? 二女;??? Rice brings!” “米饭拿来!” Shi Jiayi does not believe that even if inside has the laxative, but the effect on this realm person is not big, even if Ye Tianyi has eaten, she must try, damn? 诗嘉一不信了,里面就算有泻药,但是对她这种境界的人来说效果不大,就算叶天逸吃过的,她也一定要试试,见鬼了吗? Ye Tianyi then gave her, Shi Jiayi ate one with the own chopsticks slightly, a side Huo Shi face compels painstakingly, her eye socket of that salt taste ku was red, she in cautious looks at Shi Jiayi. 叶天逸然后递给了她,诗嘉一自己的筷子稍微的吃了一口,旁边祸水一脸苦逼,那咸味齁的她眼眶都红了,她在小心翼翼的看着诗嘉一 What this is Ye Tianyi has had the food? These are unimportant. 什么这是叶天逸吃过的饭?这些不重要了。 Shi Jiayi tasted one, the flavor is very normal! The vegetable/dish flavor is also very normal, is the vegetable/dish that oneself eats so salty? 诗嘉一尝了一口,味道很正常啊!菜的味道也很正常啊,那怎么自己吃的菜就那么咸呢? Said, what ghost you did pound?” “说,你到底捣了什么鬼?” Shi Jiayi then stared Ye Tianyi one. 诗嘉一然后瞪了叶天逸一眼。 Ye Tianyi suffering shrugging arm: I said Baby Shi, do not make false accusations, from coming in I hasn't done? The food is you do, the vegetable/dish is you do, I have not bumped, even the food is you give me to be abundant.” 叶天逸委屈的耸了耸肩膀:“我说诗宝宝,你可别血口喷人啊,从进来我就没干啥吧?饭是你做的,菜是你做的,我没有碰一下,连饭都是你给我盛的。” Shi Jiayi felt Ye Tianyi said is reasonable, but the so strange matter lets her only to think that is related with Ye Tianyi. 诗嘉一觉得叶天逸说的有道理,可是如此诡异的事情让她只能觉得跟叶天逸有关啊。 Does not eat does not eat!” “不吃了不吃了!” Why Shi Jiayi really cannot comprehend is. 诗嘉一实在是搞不懂是为什么。 Really yes damn. 真的是见鬼了。 After ten minutes, the vegetable/dish almost finished eating by Ye Tianyi. 十分钟后,菜被叶天逸几乎吃完了。 Teacher Shi, I was hungry.” 诗老师,我饿了。” Huo Shi sits in one side helpless saying. 祸水坐在一旁无奈的说道。 „.” “给。” Shi Jiayi gave a Huo Shi bread. 诗嘉一递给了祸水一个面包。 Vegetable/Dish oneself that oneself makes has not eaten, who can bear this grievance? But how oneself eats how salty, how Ye Tianyi eats how is all right, she really could not master, was too strange. 自己做的菜自己一口没吃,谁受得了这委屈啊?可是自己怎么吃怎么咸,叶天逸怎么吃怎么没事,她真的搞不懂了,太灵异了。 Huo Shi looks on the table also the chicken leg, painstakingly then compels is eating the bread dry/does! 祸水看着桌子上还有一个鸡腿,然后苦逼的干啃着面包! Ok, your present cocky, looked how later you called the father. 行,你现在嘚瑟,待会儿看你怎么叫爸爸的。 -- —— A bread gets down, she spat directly. 一口面包下去,她直接吐了。 Salty.” “咸的。” Huo Shi really could not withstand, drank a feeling of sea water to be the same with a into the sea|nautical mile swimming, was uncomfortable. 祸水实在顶不住了,就跟去海里游泳喝了一口海水的感觉一样,难受死了。 What?” “什么?” Shi Jiayi cannot believe looks at Huo Shi, then pinched one. 诗嘉一不敢相信的看着祸水,然后捏了一块。 Bah bah.” “呸呸呸。” She also hurried to spit. 她也赶紧吐了出来。 The bread does not have open/unseal, is salty? Damn? 面包没开封啊,怎么也是咸的啊?见鬼了吗? She arrives at the Ye Tianyi side. 她走到叶天逸的身边。 Ye Tianyi, said that what's the matter?” 叶天逸,说,到底怎么回事?” Letting go of Ye Tianyi compels ignorant. 叶天逸懵逼的摊了摊手。 What gadget? What Baby Shi can't you blame me?” “啥玩意儿?诗宝宝你不能什么都怪我吧?” She can only think that is Ye Tianyi does, is it possible that he when oneself prepares food what thing with filled the salt water in the bread secretly? 她只能想到是叶天逸做的,莫非他在自己做饭的时候偷偷用什么东西在面包中灌了盐水吗? Shi Jiayi deeply shouted the one breath then to get out of the way. 诗嘉一深呼了一口气然后走开了。 Huo Shi arrived at the refrigerator to take one bottle of drink. 祸水走到冰箱拿了一瓶饮料。 Then can not have the issue? The drink has not uncapped, Ye Tianyi definitely cannot attempt to pervert. 这下总该没问题了吧?饮料没有开盖,叶天逸肯定不能做手脚。 Then she drank one, the whole person was happy. 然后她喝了一口,整个人都爽了。 Ye Tianyi thought that this drink do not fudge again, otherwise they should suspect anything, was too strange. 叶天逸觉得这饮料就别再动手脚了,否则她们就该怀疑什么了,太灵异了。 Ate to the full, many thanks receives cordially, Baby Shi, our went to the room.” “吃饱了,多谢款待,诗宝宝,咱们该回房间了。” Ye Tianyi with a smile looks at Shi Jiayi to say. 叶天逸笑吟吟的看着诗嘉一说道。 Looks to meet the television .” “看会电视,给。” Shi Jiayi threw the remote control to Ye Tianyi, simultaneously nonchalant approaching Ye Tianyi, put a very small thing on Ye Tianyi. 诗嘉一把遥控器扔给了叶天逸,同时不经意的凑近叶天逸,在叶天逸身上放了一个很小的东西。 Two female vision tight is staring. 二女的目光紧紧的盯着。 This remote control they reformed, so long as presses the power source key to have the electric current on Ye Tianyi to release from the small button of post, sufficed him to receive, but the remote control in his hand, was not they presses in any case, when the time comes he by the electricity they can definitely the appearance that pretended to compel ignorant, had nothing to do with me in any case, my anything does not know. 这遥控器她们改过了,只要一按电源键就会有电流从贴在叶天逸身上的小纽扣释放出来,够他受的了,而遥控器在他手上,反正不是她们按的,到时候他被电了她们完全可以装作懵逼的样子,反正与我无关,我什么都不知道。 Ye Tianyi does not feel right, looked that the television your oneself presses, can the why remote control give him? 叶天逸感觉不对劲,看电视你自己按啊,为毛遥控器要给他? Wishes Coming True Card, Ye Tianyi is thinking directly pressing down the consequence of remote control shifts to the body of Huo Shi completely, should this type be the minor matter? Everyone, Ye Tianyi has not even seen, that small button to the body of Huo Shi. 心想事成卡,叶天逸直接想着把按下遥控器的后果全部转移到祸水的身上,这种应该算是小事吧?所有人,连叶天逸也没看到,那个小纽扣到了祸水的身上。 Then Ye Tianyi presses the power source key. 然后叶天逸按动电源键。 -- 滋滋滋—— The Huo Shi whole person is shivering there. 祸水整个人在那里颤动着。 Hemp... hemp...... hemp......” “麻…麻……麻……” Shi Jiayi and a Ye Tianyi face compels ignorant. 诗嘉一叶天逸一脸的懵逼。 What Shi Jiayi hoodwinks, what how electricity is Huo Shi? oneself placed the body of Ye Tianyi the button obviously, but ignorant what Ye Tianyi compelled, fuck me! These two women to put in order him used the great writer. 诗嘉一蒙蔽的是,怎么电的是祸水自己明明把纽扣放在叶天逸的身上了啊,而叶天逸懵逼的是,雾草!这俩女人为了整他用了大手笔啊。 Calamity... Huo Shi......” “祸…祸水……” Continued a half minute of electric current to stop, Huo Shi whole person worn out sitting on the ground, suspected the life. 持续了半分钟电流才停了下来,祸水整个人有气无力的坐在地上,怀疑人生。 Really, she must cry, when does she receive these grievance? What how electricity is she? 真的,她要哭了,她什么时候受过这些委屈啊?怎么电的是她啊? I... I wipe the face.” “我…我去擦擦脸。” Huo Shi then puts in great inconvenience went to the bathroom. 祸水然后委屈的去到了卫生间。 What situation?” “啥情况啊?” A Ye Tianyi face compels ignorant. 叶天逸一脸的“懵逼”。 I have a look at Huo Shi.” “我去看看祸水。” Then Shi Jiayi hurries to go into the bathroom. 然后诗嘉一赶紧跑到卫生间。 Teacher Shi, why can you place on me the button?” 诗老师,为什么你要把纽扣放在我身上啊?” Huo Shi discovered button then takes down, a face suffering looks at Shi Jiayi. 祸水发现了身上的纽扣然后取了下来,一脸委屈的看着诗嘉一 Huo Shi, you believe me, I really placed the body of Ye Tianyi, was he discovered quietly and got so far as your body?” 祸水,你相信我,我真的放在叶天逸的身上了,难道是他发现了悄悄地又弄到你的身上了?” Shi Jiayi also shocked, this is Ye Tianyi so fierce? 诗嘉一也震惊了,这叶天逸这么厉害的? Huo Shi wipes the face with the towel calmly. 祸水用毛巾擦了擦脸冷静了下来。 Is all right, he should be itchy immediately, all right.” “没事没事,他马上就该痒了,没事。” Shi Jiayi comforts Huo Shi to say. 诗嘉一安慰祸水道。 Un......” “嗯……” Huo Shi that un brings a weeping voice , she sincerely not by this grievance. 祸水那一声“嗯”都带着一点哭腔了,真的,她真心没受过这个委屈。 They walked after a while. 俩人过了一会儿走了出去。 Baby Shi, sleeps to think.” 诗宝宝,睡觉觉吧。” Ye Tianyi rubbed rubbed hands to look at Shi Jiayi to say. 叶天逸搓了搓手看着诗嘉一说道。 No rush, a while.” “别急,等会儿。” A while? What waits for?” “等会儿?等啥?” And other good plays started.” “等好戏开始。” Shi Jiayi said. 诗嘉一说道。 „Does good play start?” “好戏开始?” Ye Tianyi corners of the mouth curved slightly, Ye Tianyi does not know in that water to have anything, but definitely has the effect time, Wishes Coming True Card makes the effect become effective directly...... 叶天逸嘴角微微一勾,叶天逸不知道那水里面有什么东西,但是肯定有起效时间,心想事成卡直接让效果生效…… The Huo Shi inexplicable feeling home is very really dangerous, then she suddenly thought that whole body probably...... itchy, in the heart one type is not wonderful immediately feels to arise spontaneously. 祸水真的莫名感觉这个家现在很危险,然后她突然觉得浑身好像……痒了起来,心中顿时有一种不妙感觉油然而生。 The Shi Jiayi vision saw that Huo Shi is itchy in flexure, the black eyebrow is also one pressed, probably not good feelings. 诗嘉一的目光看到祸水在挠痒痒,黛眉也是一蹙,好像有一种不好的感觉。 Itchy...... itchy.” “痒……痒啊。” Huo Shi keeps flexure, the image of beautiful woman the wood had immediately. 祸水不停地挠着,那美女的形象顿时木有了。 Then she hurries to run up to near the wall, is rubbing the wall. 然后她赶紧跑到墙边,不停的蹭着墙。 Itchy, Teacher Shi, antidote...... antidote.” “痒,诗老师,解药……解药。” „....” “啊…哦哦哦。” Shi Jiayi hurries to hand over the antidote. 诗嘉一赶紧把解药递过去。
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