Shi Jiayialsocompelsvery muchignorant, whatsituation? Heroperationabsolutelydoes not have the issue, vegetable/dishinsideto be all right, wasin the Ye Tianyifoodput the laxative, the meal that nowwhytheyeat was so salty, butbeing all right of Ye Tianyi?诗嘉一也很懵逼啊,到底什么情况啊?她的操作绝对没有问题,菜里面没事啊,就是叶天逸的饭里面放了泻药,现在为什么她们吃的饭菜都那么咸,而叶天逸的没事?Thisis not absolutely right! SaidYe Tianyiin the attire? No, absolutelyno, the calm of thatsaline salinityYe Tianyipossiblyattireshecould not endure? Damn?
这绝对不对劲!还是说叶天逸在装?不,绝对没有,她都忍不了的咸度叶天逸怎么可能装的那么淡定?真见鬼了吗?„Delicious, is really delicious.”
“好吃,真好吃。”Ye Tianyiis carrying the traydirectly, arrives in insidevegetable/dish the ownbowlbut actually, the vegetable/dishclamps the riceto clamp the vegetable soup, in gulpsis eating, is very comfortable.叶天逸直接端着盘子,把里面的菜倒到自己的碗里,菜夹着米饭夹着菜汤,大口大口的吃着,舒坦得很。Twofemales;???
二女;???„Ricebrings!”
“米饭拿来!”Shi Jiayidoes not believe that even ifinsidehas the laxative, but the effect on this realmpersonis not big, even ifYe Tianyihas eaten, she must try, damn?诗嘉一不信了,里面就算有泻药,但是对她这种境界的人来说效果不大,就算叶天逸吃过的,她也一定要试试,见鬼了吗?Ye Tianyithengaveher, Shi Jiayiateonewith the ownchopsticksslightly, a sideHuo Shifacecompelspainstakingly, hereye socket of thatsalt tastekuwas red, sheincautiouslooks atShi Jiayi.叶天逸然后递给了她,诗嘉一用自己的筷子稍微的吃了一口,旁边祸水一脸苦逼,那咸味齁的她眼眶都红了,她在小心翼翼的看着诗嘉一。WhatthisisYe Tianyihas had the food? Theseare unimportant.
什么这是叶天逸吃过的饭?这些不重要了。Shi Jiayitastedone, the flavoris very normal! The vegetable/dishflavor is also very normal, is the vegetable/dish that oneselfeatssosalty?诗嘉一尝了一口,味道很正常啊!菜的味道也很正常啊,那怎么自己吃的菜就那么咸呢?„Said,whatghostyoudid pound?”
“说,你到底捣了什么鬼?”Shi JiayithenstaredYe Tianyione.诗嘉一然后瞪了叶天逸一眼。Ye Tianyisufferingshruggingarm: „IsaidBaby Shi, do not make false accusations, fromcoming inIhasn't done? The foodis you do, the vegetable/dishis you do, Ihave not bumped, even the foodis you give meto be abundant.”叶天逸委屈的耸了耸肩膀:“我说诗宝宝,你可别血口喷人啊,从进来我就没干啥吧?饭是你做的,菜是你做的,我没有碰一下,连饭都是你给我盛的。”Shi JiayifeltYe Tianyisaidis reasonable, but the sostrangematterletsheronlyto think that is relatedwithYe Tianyi.诗嘉一觉得叶天逸说的有道理,可是如此诡异的事情让她只能觉得跟叶天逸有关啊。„Does not eatdoes not eat!”
“不吃了不吃了!”WhyShi Jiayireallycannot comprehendis.诗嘉一实在是搞不懂是为什么。Reallyyesdamn.
真的是见鬼了。
After tenminutes, the vegetable/dishalmostfinished eatingbyYe Tianyi.
十分钟后,菜被叶天逸几乎吃完了。„Teacher Shi, Iwas hungry.”
“诗老师,我饿了。”Huo Shisitsinone sidehelplesssaying.祸水坐在一旁无奈的说道。„.”
“给。”Shi Jiayigave a Huo Shibread.诗嘉一递给了祸水一个面包。Vegetable/Dishoneself that oneselfmakeshas not eaten, whocan bearthisgrievance? But how oneselfeatshowsalty, howYe Tianyieatshowis all right, shereallycould not master, was too strange.自己做的菜自己一口没吃,谁受得了这委屈啊?可是自己怎么吃怎么咸,叶天逸怎么吃怎么没事,她真的搞不懂了,太灵异了。Huo Shilooks on the tablealso the chicken leg, painstakinglythencompelsis eating the breaddry/does!祸水看着桌子上还有一个鸡腿,然后苦逼的干啃着面包!Ok, yourpresentcocky, lookedhowlateryoucalled the father.
行,你现在嘚瑟,待会儿看你怎么叫爸爸的。Pū--
噗——
A breadgets down, shespatdirectly.
一口面包下去,她直接吐了。„Salty.”
“咸的。”Huo Shireallycould not withstand, drank a feeling of sea waterto be the same with a into the sea|nautical mileswimming, was uncomfortable.祸水实在顶不住了,就跟去海里游泳喝了一口海水的感觉一样,难受死了。„What?”
“什么?”Shi Jiayicannotbelievelooks atHuo Shi, thenpinchedone.诗嘉一不敢相信的看着祸水,然后捏了一块。„Bahbah.”
“呸呸呸。”Shealsohurriedto spit.
她也赶紧吐了出来。
The breaddoes not haveopen/unseal, issalty? Damn?
面包没开封啊,怎么也是咸的啊?见鬼了吗?Shearrives at the Ye Tianyiside.
她走到叶天逸的身边。„Ye Tianyi, said that what's the matter?”
“叶天逸,说,到底怎么回事?”Letting go of Ye Tianyicompelsignorant.叶天逸懵逼的摊了摊手。„Whatgadget? WhatBaby Shi can't youblameme?”
“啥玩意儿?诗宝宝你不能什么都怪我吧?”She can only think that isYe Tianyidoes, is it possible thathewhenoneselfprepares foodwhatthingwithfilled the salt waterin the breadsecretly?
她只能想到是叶天逸做的,莫非他在自己做饭的时候偷偷用什么东西在面包中灌了盐水吗?Shi Jiayideeplyshouted the one breaththento get out of the way.诗嘉一深呼了一口气然后走开了。Huo Shiarrived at the refrigeratorto takeonebottle of drink.祸水走到冰箱拿了一瓶饮料。Thencannot have the issue? The drinkhas not uncapped, Ye Tianyidefinitelycannotattempt to pervert.
这下总该没问题了吧?饮料没有开盖,叶天逸肯定不能做手脚。Thenshedrankone, the whole personwas happy.
然后她喝了一口,整个人都爽了。Ye Tianyithought that thisdrinkdo not fudgeagain, otherwisetheyshouldsuspectanything, was too strange.叶天逸觉得这饮料就别再动手脚了,否则她们就该怀疑什么了,太灵异了。„Ate to the full, many thanksreceives cordially, Baby Shi, our went to the room.”
“吃饱了,多谢款待,诗宝宝,咱们该回房间了。”Ye Tianyiwith a smilelooks atShi Jiayito say.叶天逸笑吟吟的看着诗嘉一说道。„Looksto meet the television.”
“看会电视,给。”Shi Jiayithrew the remote controltoYe Tianyi, simultaneouslynonchalantapproachingYe Tianyi, put a verysmallthingonYe Tianyi.诗嘉一把遥控器扔给了叶天逸,同时不经意的凑近叶天逸,在叶天逸身上放了一个很小的东西。Twofemalevisiontightis staring.
二女的目光紧紧的盯着。Thisremote controltheyreformed, so long aspresses the power sourcekeyto have the electric currentonYe Tianyito releasefrom the smallbutton of post, sufficedhimto receive, but the remote controlinhishand, was nottheypressesin any case, when the time comesheby the electricitythey can definitely the appearance that pretendedto compelignorant, had nothing to dowithmein any case, myanythingdoes not know.
这遥控器她们改过了,只要一按电源键就会有电流从贴在叶天逸身上的小纽扣释放出来,够他受的了,而遥控器在他手上,反正不是她们按的,到时候他被电了她们完全可以装作懵逼的样子,反正与我无关,我什么都不知道。Ye Tianyidoes not feelright, looked that the televisionyouroneselfpresses, can the whyremote controlgivehim?叶天逸感觉不对劲,看电视你自己按啊,为毛遥控器要给他?Wishes Coming True Card, Ye Tianyiis thinkingdirectlypressing down the consequence of remote controlshiftsto the body of Huo Shicompletely, should thistypebe the minor matter? Everyone, Ye Tianyihas not even seen, thatsmallbuttonto the body of Huo Shi.心想事成卡,叶天逸直接想着把按下遥控器的后果全部转移到祸水的身上,这种应该算是小事吧?所有人,连叶天逸也没看到,那个小纽扣到了祸水的身上。ThenYe Tianyipresses the power sourcekey.
然后叶天逸按动电源键。Zī--
滋滋滋——
The Huo Shiwhole personis shivering there.祸水整个人在那里颤动着。„Hemp... hemp...... hemp......”
“麻…麻……麻……”Shi Jiayiand a Ye Tianyifacecompelsignorant.诗嘉一和叶天逸一脸的懵逼。WhatShi Jiayihoodwinks, whathowelectricityisHuo Shi? oneselfplaced the body of Ye Tianyi the buttonobviously, butignorantwhatYe Tianyicompelled, fuck me! Thesetwowomentoput in orderhimused the great writer.诗嘉一蒙蔽的是,怎么电的是祸水?自己明明把纽扣放在叶天逸的身上了啊,而叶天逸懵逼的是,雾草!这俩女人为了整他用了大手笔啊。„Calamity... Huo Shi......”
“祸…祸水……”Continueda halfminute of electric currentto stop, Huo Shiwhole personworn outsitting on the ground, suspected the life.
持续了半分钟电流才停了下来,祸水整个人有气无力的坐在地上,怀疑人生。Really, shemustcry, when does shereceivethesegrievance? Whathowelectricityisshe?
真的,她要哭了,她什么时候受过这些委屈啊?怎么电的是她啊?„I... Iwipe the face.”
“我…我去擦擦脸。”Huo Shithenputs in great inconveniencewent to the bathroom.祸水然后委屈的去到了卫生间。„Whatsituation?”
“啥情况啊?”
A Ye Tianyiface„compelsignorant”.叶天逸一脸的“懵逼”。„Ihave a look atHuo Shi.”
“我去看看祸水。”ThenShi Jiayihurriesto go into the bathroom.
然后诗嘉一赶紧跑到卫生间。„Teacher Shi, why can youplaceonme the button?”
“诗老师,为什么你要把纽扣放在我身上啊?”Huo Shidiscoveredbuttonthentakes down, a facesufferinglooks atShi Jiayi.祸水发现了身上的纽扣然后取了下来,一脸委屈的看着诗嘉一。„Huo Shi, youbelieveme, Ireallyplaced the body of Ye Tianyi, washediscoveredquietlyandgot so far asyourbody?”
“祸水,你相信我,我真的放在叶天逸的身上了,难道是他发现了悄悄地又弄到你的身上了?”Shi Jiayialsoshocked, this is Ye Tianyiso fierce?诗嘉一也震惊了,这叶天逸这么厉害的?Huo Shiwipes the facewith the towelcalmly.祸水用毛巾擦了擦脸冷静了下来。„Is all right, heshouldbe itchyimmediately, all right.”
“没事没事,他马上就该痒了,没事。”Shi JiayicomfortsHuo Shito say.诗嘉一安慰祸水道。„Un......”
“嗯……”Huo Shithat„un”brings a weeping voice, shesincerelynotbythisgrievance.祸水那一声“嗯”都带着一点哭腔了,真的,她真心没受过这个委屈。Theywalkedafter a while.
俩人过了一会儿走了出去。„Baby Shi, sleepsto think.”
“诗宝宝,睡觉觉吧。”Ye Tianyirubbedrubbed handsto look atShi Jiayito say.叶天逸搓了搓手看着诗嘉一说道。„No rush, a while.”
“别急,等会儿。”„A while? Whatwaits for?”
“等会儿?等啥?”„And other good playsstarted.”
“等好戏开始。”Shi Jiayisaid.诗嘉一说道。„Does good playstart?”
“好戏开始?”Ye Tianyicorners of the mouthcurved slightly, Ye Tianyidoes not knowinthatwaterto have anything, butdefinitelyhas the effecttime, Wishes Coming True Cardmakes the effectbecome effectivedirectly......叶天逸嘴角微微一勾,叶天逸不知道那水里面有什么东西,但是肯定有起效时间,心想事成卡直接让效果生效……
The Huo Shiinexplicablefeelinghome is very really dangerous, thenshesuddenlythought that whole bodyprobably...... itchy, in the heartonetypeis not wonderfulimmediatelyfeelsto arise spontaneously.祸水真的莫名感觉这个家现在很危险,然后她突然觉得浑身好像……痒了起来,心中顿时有一种不妙感觉油然而生。
The Shi Jiayivisionsaw that Huo Shiis itchyinflexure, the blackeyebrow is also onepressed, probably not goodfeelings.诗嘉一的目光看到祸水在挠痒痒,黛眉也是一蹙,好像有一种不好的感觉。„Itchy...... itchy.”
“痒……痒啊。”Huo Shikeepsflexure, the image of beautiful woman the woodhadimmediately.祸水不停地挠着,那美女的形象顿时木有了。Thenshehurriesto run up tonear the wall, is rubbing the wall.
然后她赶紧跑到墙边,不停的蹭着墙。„Itchy, Teacher Shi, antidote...... antidote.”
“痒,诗老师,解药……解药。”„....”
“啊…哦哦哦。”Shi Jiayihurriesto hand over the antidote.诗嘉一赶紧把解药递过去。
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