ARSE :: Volume #15

#1404: The feeling of acting cool is really good


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Right, this county did not call Goddess Prefecture, she changed name to it as the princess forcefully is Goddess Prefecture is also the rare and beautiful flowers, lawless. 没错,这个郡本不叫女神郡,那她作为郡主就强行将其改名为女神郡了也是奇葩,无法无天。 Closes the this Immortal Maiden anything matter.” “关本仙女什么事。” Yi Qiyue shrugs the arm. 伊七月耸了耸肩膀。 Yue'er:??? 玥儿:??? It is not, you are the Goddess Prefecture princess, in your oneself county except for such big matter, you said that what matter closes your? 不是,你可是女神郡郡主啊,你自己郡中除了这么大的事情,你说关你什么事? Good good, Yue'er be used. 好吧好吧,玥儿习惯了。 Princess, if the swindler, now so causes a stir, especially the common people best deceive, if that Good Fortune Peak wants to handle anything, entire Goddess Prefecture could be the big deal, will have to the position of your princess affects enormously.” “郡主,万一是骗子,现在如此轰动,尤其百姓们最好骗了,那造化峰要是想做点什么事情,整个女神郡可能要出大事啊,对您郡主的地位会有极大地影响。” Saying that Yue'er does best to convince. 玥儿苦口婆心的说道。 That just this Immortal Maiden can not work as this princess, these years were tired, who when this princess loved who worked as.” “那刚好本仙女就能不当这郡主了,这些年烦死了,这郡主谁爱当谁当。” She really does not want to work as, but some people compel her to work as, she thinks, she this Goddess Prefecture governing various disasters emerge one after another incessantly, on that can remove her position after all? 她真不想当,可是有人逼她当,那她就想,她把这个女神郡给治的各种祸乱层出不穷,那上头总归要撤她职位了吧? But booing, she consumed a huge amount of manpower intentionally, the financial resource constructed useless dozens meters high, many ten thousand meters dam, made at that time noisily, all common people, the minister did not understand, accused her, impeached her, this was also she wants to see. 可倒好,她故意耗费大量人力,财力去修建了一个毫无用处的几十米高,多少万米长的大坝,当时闹得沸沸扬扬,所有百姓,大臣不理解,纷纷指责她,弹劾她,这也是她想看到的啊。 My goodness, was just completed met the rare heavy rain, the flooding unseen in thousand years, the dam blocked can shatter big Goddess Prefecture all forests, the flood of city. 好家伙,刚竣工就遇到了百年不遇的大雨,千年不遇的洪涝,大坝挡住了能冲垮偌大女神郡一切森林,城池的洪水。 Fights astonishingly! 一战惊人! The Yi Qiyue people were silly. 伊七月人都傻了啊。 Ok! 行! This invalid, she is unjust to Curse Thunder Monster Territory Monster God hand/subordinate most Heavenly Master of noble character and high prestige intentionally, murders for money in secret, colludes with Human Race, she is deliberately considering, she angered Heavenly Master, can Heavenly Master be able to find the way to do to leave office her? 这个行不通,那她就故意去冤枉咒雷妖域妖神手下最德高望重的天师,私下里谋财害命,勾结人族,她寻思着,那她惹怒了天师,天师总该能想办法把她搞下台吧? Has not thought that Monster God checks Heavenly Master that oneself most trusted suddenly, this may be booing, really checked, colluded with Human Race! 万万没想到啊,妖神冷不丁的查了一下自己最信任的天师,这可倒好,真就查出来了,勾结人族 Great merit! 大功一件! The second war became famous! 二战成名! Again then, she really could not find out the means that utilized the large amounts of resources not possibly to go to the Human Race exchange to their useful masks, then exploded can kill the Heavenly Venerable Boundary plague! 再然后,她实在想不出办法了,动用大量的资源去人族兑换最不可能对她们有用的口罩,然后暴发了能够杀死天尊境的瘟疫! Three fight to seal/confer God! 三战封神! Her person was silly. 她人都傻了。 Thereupon, many people, although is controversial to the Yi Qiyue usual many attitudes, for example likes to gamble, for example happy Huankeng others, are but taking leader aspect, no one does not admire her! Thought that under her leadership, smooth that Goddess Prefecture can certainly develop! 于是乎,好多人虽然对伊七月平时的很多作风都非常的具有争议,比如好赌,比如喜欢坑别人,但在作为领导者这方面,没有人不佩服她!觉得在她的领导之下,女神郡一定能够发展的顺风顺水! The position of this princess sitting, no one can shake her firmly, the person who her wants to do to leave office innumerably oneself that sits, did not have the idea completely. 她这个郡主之位坐的牢牢地,没人能够撼动她,无数想要把她搞下台的自己坐上的人,全部没了想法。 With a few words that Yi Qiyue often said is...... 伊七月经常挂在嘴边的一句话就是…… She lived oneself not the appearance that wanted to live. 她活成了自己最不想要活成的模样。 Therefore, the bystander thinks that is she is skilled in Heavenly Secrets Deduction Technique, in fact she is skilled in an arse! Is the fucking coincidences! 所以啊,外人认为是她精通推衍天机之术,实际上她精通个P啊!都是TM的巧合! „Doesn't princess, you really have a look? If false, he received heaven and earth spiritual object of many these people, if false, the princess you are the Goddess Prefecture princess, has the qualifications these thing confiscations, even if must give back to these people, that estimates in their hands also many heaven and earth spiritual object, what spirit item? If goes toward Human Race, can change a lot of money.” “郡主,您真不去看看吗?如果是假的话,他收了不少的那些人的天地灵物,若是假的,郡主您可是女神郡郡主,有资格把那些东西没收,就算要还给那些人,那估计他们手中还有很多天地灵物,灵器什么的吧?若是往人族去的话,能换很多钱呢。” Yue'er said. 玥儿说道。 Yi Qiyue beautiful pupil suddenly one bright! 伊七月美眸猛然一亮! Right, she goes to Human Race frequently! Because she is not Monster Clan, she does not have the bloodlines of Monster Clan, she likes Human Race that place! He also likes going to Human Race to gamble, bets energetic that heaven and earth spiritual object these things have not gambled in Monster Clan! 没错,她经常去人族!因为她并不是妖族,她没有妖族的血脉,她喜欢人族那个地方!他也更喜欢去人族赌钱,在妖族天地灵物这些东西没有赌钱来的带劲! Therefore she does not think, when Goddess Prefecture princess, she wants to go to the Human Race life. 所以她不想当女神郡郡主,她想去人族生活啊。 But if rich, occasionally urges to go faster Human Race to come in a big way, is very energetic! 但如果有钱,偶尔去去人族来把大的,还是很带劲的啊! This gambled to be possible the fight to be crisper, that psychological activity with trepidation, moreover did not have the danger, oh, the stimulation died. 要知道,这赌钱可比战斗爽多了,那提心吊胆的心理活动,而且还没有生命危险,乖乖,刺激死了。 However she does not have money! 但是她没钱啊! In this big princess palace, even household furniture anything was given to work as by her, these that let alone what spirit item, heaven and earth spiritual object anything, without, needed on staying behind on her, swindling and abducting also makes these people be all right does not dare to be close to her. 这偌大的郡主宫里面,甚至桌椅板凳什么的都被她给当了,更别说什么灵器啊,天地灵物什么的,都没了,就留下身上的她必须要的那些,坑蒙拐骗的也让那些人没啥事不敢接近她。 This delicacies of every kind spent her final two Heavenly Monster Crystal. 这一顿山珍海味花了她最后的两块天妖晶 What this is Heavenly Monster Crystal? 天妖晶是啥呢? Monster Clan does not have the currency, why they use basically is various heaven and earth spiritual object, various spirit item anything, were this Heavenly Monster Crystal. 妖族呢没有货币,他们干啥用的基本上都是各种天地灵物,各种灵器什么的,然后就是这天妖晶了。 Heavenly Monster Crystal is more like the Monster Clan currency, is similar to Human Race Origin Spirit Crystal, Origin Spirit Crystal absorbs refining for martial artist , to promote realm, Heavenly Monster Crystal is also same, absorbs refining for Monster Clan. 天妖晶更像是妖族的货币吧,类似于人族元灵晶,元灵晶武者吸收炼化,提升境界,天妖晶也是一样,供妖族吸收炼化 You said is reasonable, follows, this goes to that Good Fortune Peak.” “你说的有道理,走走走,这就去那个造化峰。” Yi Qiyue scratched the hand, then raises the skirt to run toward outside. 伊七月擦了擦手,然后提着裙子就往外面跑。 ...... …… Next morning, Good Fortune Peak welcomed one unexpected visitor. 第二天一早,造化峰迎来了一个“不速之客”。 Yi Qiyue! 伊七月 Princess you looks, this is Good Fortune Peak, before this was Evil King Mountain, is waste mountain that Evil Heaven Sect basically had no need, here came several people couple days ago, rented this mountain, name change was Good Fortune Peak, then passed on these hearsay, even the person including this mountain has played chess with Phoenix Restricted Area Luo Linglong, Feng Tianyang, was also given to subdue by this Good Fortune Peak so-called Immortal probably completely.” “郡主你看,这就是造化峰,之前这是邪王山,是邪天宗的一座基本上用不着的废山,就是前几天这里来了几个人,把这个山租去,改名为造化峰,然后就传出来了那些传闻,甚至包括这山上的人都已经跟凤凰禁地洛玲珑对弈过了,凤天阳也在,好像全部被这个造化峰所谓的仙人给折服了。” Yue'er said. 玥儿说道。 Yi Qiyue stands there, the mouth holds a candy cane. 伊七月站在那里,嘴里含着一根棒棒糖。 Un, right, before this is her, goes to Human Race time wholesales, she likes eating the candy cane. 嗯,没错,这是她之前去人族的时候批发过来的,她就喜欢吃棒棒糖。 bo-- —— She pulls out from the mouth the candy cane, then said: this Immortal Maiden came luckily, looks at this battle formation, will otherwise also really have many people deceived, Immortal? Really does not know that this matter some people believe that ignorant, ignorant, these people ignorant even, this Evil Heaven Sect what still follows ignorantly, even were the Phoenix Restricted Area people deceived? That this Immortal Maiden must meet this Good Fortune Peak but actually well.” 她把棒棒糖从嘴中拔出来,然后说道:“幸好本仙女来了,看这阵势,不然还真的有不少人会被骗到,仙人?真不知道这种事情都有人相信,愚昧,愚昧呐,这些人愚昧就算了,这个邪天宗什么的也跟着愚昧,连凤凰禁地的人都被骗到了?那本仙女倒要好好会一会这个造化峰了。” Especially Yi Qiyue saw that several hundred defend under this Good Fortune Peak personally, some people kneel there, is simply absurd! 尤其是伊七月看到好几百个人守在这造化峰下,有的人跪在那里,简直荒唐啊! Although she does not want to work as this Goddess Prefecture princess, but she cannot notice that these people were deceived. 她虽然不想当这个女神郡郡主,但是她也不能看到这些人被这么骗啊。 Walks!” “走!” Yi Qiyue then brings Yue'er to walk. 伊七月然后带着玥儿走过来。 Does does?” “干什么呢都干什么呢?” Yi Qiyue arrives in front of these people to point at them to say. 伊七月走到那些人面前指着他们说道。 You who you?” “你谁啊你?” Why do we use you to manage? Go away! Do not think that you can act in a self-serving manner attractively!” “我们干什么用你管?走开!不要以为你漂亮就能为所欲为!” Hurries to go away!” “赶紧滚开!” Yi Qiyue ; „......” 伊七月;“……” The real demon was startled! 真的魔怔了! You are dissolute! Dares to make impertinent remarks to the princess Sir.” “你们放肆!胆敢对郡主大人出言不逊。” Yue'er points at these people to get angry said. 玥儿指着那些人怒道。 What? Princess Sir?” “什么?郡主大人?” These people shocking looks at Yi Qiyue. 那些人震惊的看着伊七月 Yi Qiyue looks at the looks and expressions of these people, that called one comfortably. 伊七月看着这些人的眼神和表情,那叫一个舒爽啊。 Crisp! 爽! Is this feeling of acting cool? Really crisp! 这就是装哔的感觉吗?真爽啊! This is the side must have the reason of personal servant, at crucial moment can help your acting cool, the compelling standard that your oneself said did not have directly. 这就是身边要带个跟班的缘故,关键时候可以帮你装哔啊,那你自己说出来的逼格直接是没有了啊。 You may be really good.” “你们可真行啊。” Yi Qiyue looks at these people. 伊七月看着那些人。 Big person, the powerhouse above realm Heavenly Dao Boundary, can on the person by this mountain be deceived?” “多大的人了,还有境界天道境之上的强者,也能被这山上的人骗?” A man said: Reply the princess Sir, Immortal he is not a swindler.” 一名男子道:“回禀郡主大人,仙人他不是骗子。” Uh-huh?” “嗯哼?”
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