The starsin the sky, the moonlight and star lightare illuminating the darkness, illuminatedin a bigroomby the frivolouswindow curtains.
繁星当空,月光与星光照亮着黑暗,透过轻薄的窗帘照进了一个偌大的房间内。Roomthencan seeisgirl'sboudoir, varioustypes of cosmetics, feminizationpinkwall, pinksoftbed.
房间一眼便看得出是女孩子的闺房,各种化妆品,女性化的粉色墙壁,粉色柔软的大床。Un??
嗯??Howto scatteris rubbing the toilet paper and disorderlyclothing of agglomerateeverywhere?
怎么还有散落在满地揉成团的卫生纸和凌乱的衣物?damn! Whose is thiscovercover? Whosecoveron the ground?哇靠!这罩罩是谁的?谁的罩罩掉在地上了?Bang--
砰——
A mantramples the gate of bedroomsuddenly, at presentsceneletstrembling that heair/Qi.
一名男子猛然踹开卧室的门,眼前的一幕让他气的发抖。„Ye Tianyi, dying like a dog of yourspecialmother!”
“叶天逸,你特娘的不得好死!”
The menroared.
男子咆哮了一声。„--”
“呃——”At this moment, lieson the bedis similar to the deadpigmanto open the eyesuddenly, thensat, flexurescratched the head, compelled the confusedlookto look atentrancethatangrymanignorant.
此刻,一名趴在床上如同死猪般的男子突然睁开眼睛,然后坐了起来,挠了挠头,懵逼又迷茫的眼神看着门口那愤怒的男子。Who am I?
我是谁?Where am Iat?
我在哪?My is fuckingdoing?
我TM的在干什么?Classicsthirdeven/includingasked that emitsin the Ye Tianyimind.
经典三连问在叶天逸脑海中冒出。Rubs--
蹭——Sidesits a younger sistersuddenly.
旁边突然坐起来一个妹子。„Old... husband, youlisten tometo explain,I... wein... am making the push-up, too... toohotthenstrip naked.”
“老…老公,你听我解释,我…我们在…在做俯卧撑,太…太热了这才tuo光的。”Younger sisterpanicvisitshimto say.
那妹子惊慌失措的看着他说。„You... you!”
“你…你们!”
The menare pointing atthemangrily, the tearsmustfall.
男子愤怒的指着他们,眼泪都要掉下来了。Ye Tianyithenlooked all aroundaroundone.叶天逸然后环顾了一眼周围。
The previoussecondinEarth, heandhisfriends from childhoodFeng Ya/elegantwas compelledHeart Burial Cliffbymore than tenancientfamilypowerhouses, finallyis roadlessmayescapeto jump downHeart Burial Cliff, originallyiscertain death, but does heappearhere?
前一秒在地球,他与他的青梅竹马风雅被十几个古老家族强者逼到葬心崖,最终无路可逃跳下葬心崖,本是十死无生,可他怎么却出现在这里?Is it possible that...... passed through?
莫非……穿越了?fuck me?雾草?mysterious...... Olliegives!
奥……奥利给!Ye Tianyithenshows the pleasantly surprisedexpression!叶天逸然后露出惊喜的表情!Afterwardherecoversto look atthis scene, a memoryswamps into the mind, thenhe...... thoroughcompelledignorant.
随后他回过神来看着这一幕,一股记忆涌入脑海,然后他……彻底懵逼了。Hereis notEarth, is a placenamedHeaven Blue Star, but the master of thisbody is also calledYe Tianyi, isone...... realscumbag!
这里不是地球,是一个叫作天蓝星的地方,而这个身体的主人也叫作叶天逸,是一个……货真价实的人渣!InthisHeaven Blue Star, is calledmartial artist that cancultivation, butYe Tianyiis a talentextremelybadwaste, butgood is very at home rich and powerful, Ye Tianyiis the playboys in legend, lives a life of dissipationevery kindis skilled, mostlikes the dry/doesmatteris the shuiothers'wife.
在这天蓝星,能够修炼的都叫做武者,而叶天逸是一位天赋极差的废物,但好在家里很有钱有势,叶天逸就是传说中的纨绔子弟,吃喝嫖赌样样精通,最喜欢干的事情就是shui别人的老婆。InentireHeavenly Water Holy City, inmemoryhehas provided the hattodozenshonest and good-natured people.
整个天水圣城中,记忆中他已经给几十位老实人发放过帽子了。Hisobjectiveis, Icannot can be victoriousyou, butyourmotherfuckerdo not annoyme, otherwiseIsurelygiveyou a hatto wear.
他的宗旨就是,我可以打不过你,但你TMD千万别惹我,不然我一定给你一顶帽子戴。Looknowthissituationisso.
这不,现在这场合就是如此。
The entrancemancalledLin Yang, twodays ago shamedYe Tianyiin a banquetin the presence of everyone, twodayslater , before was the twohour, Ye Tianyiworeoneto send the green lightprettyhattohimuprightly.
门口男子叫林洋,两天前在一个宴会中当众羞辱了叶天逸,两天后,也就是两个小时前,叶天逸就给他戴了一顶方方正正发着绿光的漂亮的帽子。„Cow... fucking awesome!”
“牛…牛批!”Ye Tianyicannot bearin the heartacclaimone.叶天逸忍不住心中赞叹一声。Twodays? Whatexcept thatfucking awesome can healsosay? Although the mastercultivation of thisbodyis a waste, butthisaspect has the attainments.
就两天?除了牛批他还能说什么呢?虽然这个身体的主人修炼是个废物,但这方面颇有造诣啊。During one's lifetimeisn't a Fig.achievement? This was also had,
人生在世不就是图一个成果吗?这也算是有了,Buthejustsudden diedprobablysuddenly, Ye Tianyi on thisalsowhyEarthcanpass throughtohisbody.
只不过他刚刚好像突然猝死了,这也为何地球上的叶天逸可以穿越到他的身上。However......
但是……Myfuckingnowwhat to do?
我TM的现在怎么办啊?
The Ye Tianyiinnermost feelingsroared.叶天逸内心咆哮了一声。„Ye Tianyi, daresto rest the fathergirlfriend, youdietofather!”
“叶天逸,敢睡老子女朋友,你给老子死!”Lin Yangdoublepupilblood red, the bodysurroundingsare burningroaring flame.林洋双眸血红,身躯周围燃烧着一股烈焰。„Wait!”
“等等!”Ye Tianyiputs out a hand, thendoes intentionally the indifferentgoing downbed, wears the groundownclothes.叶天逸伸出手,然后故作淡然的走下床,穿上地上自己的衣服。„Ibetyounot to dareto killme.”
“我赌你不敢杀我。”Ye Tianyiwears the clothesto visithimto say.叶天逸穿好衣服看着他说道。„Don't Ikillyou? Ye Tianyiyougo too far, does not killyourfatherto vowis not the man!”
“我不杀你?叶天逸你欺人太甚,不杀你老子誓不为男人!”Veryangry, buthereallydoes not dareto kill, wantsto killhispersonto be manywent, butno onedares, althoughthisYe Tianyiis a waste, but his Elder Sister......
很愤怒,可是他真的不敢杀,想杀了他的人多了去了,可没人敢,这叶天逸虽然是个废物,但他那姐姐……Butabandonedhisgeneral headquarters?
但废了他总行吧?„? Youwaitagain!”
“哦?那你再等一下!”Ye Tianyithenput out the owncell phone, edited a friendcircle, typingalsowhilemumbled the content.叶天逸然后拿出了自己的手机,编辑了一条朋友圈,一边打字还一边嘟囔出了内容。„TonightLin YanggirlfriendChen Mengyaotoshui, butLin Yangcame backsuddenly, nowhebeforeme, what to do? Online, is very anxious.”
“今晚把林洋的女朋友陈梦瑶给shui了,可是林洋突然回来了,现在他就在我面前,怎么办?在线等,挺急的。”Lin Yang:???林洋:???ThenYe Tianyismiles, shook the cell phonesay/way: „You, ifkillsme, Imayissue that inmyfriendcirclemaybeHeavenly Water Holy Cityonegroup of sons of the influential, the thousand gold (daughter)young lady, if knownbythem, yourLin Yang can also raised the headto cultivate the behavior?”
然后叶天逸笑了笑,晃了晃手机道:“你要是杀我,我可就发布出去了哈,我朋友圈里可都是天水圣城一堆公子哥,千金大小姐,要是被他们知道,你林洋还能抬起头做人吗?”
! Thisis nothe! Why can hebe so shameless? Buthe can only do that hitscannot be victorious, can only comply with the attitude of thisbodyoriginalmasterto solvethismatter.
靠!这不是他啊!他为什么可以如此无耻?可是他只能这么做,打也打不过,只能顺应着这个身体原主人的作风来解决这件事情。„You!!”
“你!!”Lin Yangangryis pointing atYe Tianyi.林洋愤怒的指着叶天逸。Ye Tianyithenswaggeringpassed throughfromhisside, passed byhissidetime, Ye Tianyisayingslightly: „Toldyou a secret, was regarded asyounot to beginto killmyreward.”叶天逸然后大摇大摆的从他身边走过,路过他身边的时候,叶天逸微微的说道:“告诉你个秘密,就当做是你不动手杀我的报酬了。”Then the Ye Tianyigentlygatheringangerto the Lin Yangear that near the whole bodytrembles, saidin a soft voice:
然后叶天逸轻轻凑到愤怒到浑身发抖的林洋耳边,轻声道:„Your wifeis really terrific.”
“你老婆真棒。”Whiz--
嗖——next instantYe Tianyidirectlyrush out.下一瞬叶天逸直接冲出了门。Uses upothers'thing to praiseone, appearsto the high praisepolite.
用完别人的东西要夸一句,给个好评才显得有礼貌。„! Ye Tianyi! Scoundrels!”
“啊!叶天逸!混账!”Lin Yangangryroaring.林洋愤怒的咆哮。Typicalincompetentwild with rage, wantsto kill, does not dare.
典型的无能狂怒,想杀,不敢。
......
……„Thismotherfuckeris anything.”
“这TMD算什么事啊。”Ye Tianyiwalkson the Heavenly Water Holy Citynightstreet, the autumn windrustlingsa littleto blowhimto be cold.叶天逸走在天水圣城夜晚的街道上,秋风瑟瑟吹得他有点冷。Thisbodyreallyemaciated, hisinbornbodyweaknessquite, has not basically practicedin addition, eats and drinks extravagantly, the excessive drinking, indulges in sensual pleasureexcessively, thatwas weaker.
这幅身体着实孱弱,他天生身子就比较的弱,加上基本上没有怎么修炼,大吃大喝,酗酒,纵欲过度,那就更弱了。Ye Tianyi on roadis familiar withthisworldwith the memory of thisbodyoriginalmaster.
路上的叶天逸在凭着这幅身体原主人的记忆熟悉这个世界。Heaven Blue Star, Heaven Blue Continent, several hundredempire, betweenempireandempiremanyaredo not gather, the regularoccurrencewar, Heavenly Water Empireissmallempire, the situationis not good!天蓝星,天蓝大陆,共有几百个帝国,帝国与帝国之间多为不合,经常性的发生战争,天水帝国是中小帝国,处境并不好!Herehaswith the Earthsamescience and technology, the cell phone, the computer, the race car, tall buildingsanything, stated differentlythisis a strengthtorevereworld, so long asyoura littletalentcancultivationslightly, canwalka lotas for you are unknown.
这里拥有着和地球一样的科技,手机,电脑,跑车,高楼大厦什么的,不同的是这是一个实力为尊的世界,只要你稍微有一点天赋就可以修炼,至于你能走得多远就不得而知了。Buthasinnumerablepowerfulmonster beastto threaten the life of humanoutsideeachcity.
而在每一个城池外面有着无数强大的妖兽威胁着人类的生命。„IandFeng Ya/elegantfalltogetherHeart Burial Cliff, butIcan the rebirthwords, sayFeng Ya/elegantshealsodid arrive atthisworld?”
“我和风雅一起坠下葬心崖,而我能重生的话,是不是说风雅她也来到了这个世界?”Ye Tianyithought ofthispossibilitysuddenly.叶天逸突然想到了这个可能。Every gesture and motions, fighthismeeting, moreoveris not weak, inEarthheis the person of practicing martial art, thereforetothisworld, canaccepttoherecultivation systemYe Tianyi.
一招一式,战斗他会,而且并不弱,在地球他就是习武之人,所以到了这个世界,对这里的修炼体系叶天逸是能接受的。Is walking, Ye Tianyiarrived athisdwellingfollowing the memory, is a quiteluxuriouscommunity.
走着走着,叶天逸顺着记忆来到了他的住处,是一个比较豪华的小区。Ka--
咔——Ye Tianyiopened the doorto walk.叶天逸打开门走了进去。In the roomis very black.
屋里很黑。„Came back?”
“回来了?”Girlnotmanysentiments, somewhatice-cold, butalsobrought the sound of caretoYe Tianyito pass onlittle.
一个女孩子没有多少感情,有些冰冷,但是又带着一点点对叶天逸的关心的声音传了过来。
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