After being on vacation from school . 放学之后。 Ai Hayasaka actually does not have first to go home. 早坂爱其实并没有第一时间回家。 She first bought big pile of food to the shopping center, in this is in the happy mood to go home. 她先是到购物中心买了一大堆食材,这才怀着愉快的心情回到家里。 The happy reason is very simple. 开心的原因很简单。 This evening she must meet with boyfriend Kitahara Kaede. 今天傍晚她要跟男朋友北原枫见面了。 Already several days not to her who the boyfriend has spoken, because miss excessively, yesterday evening also resumed old profession, in the cell phone the Kitahara Kaede picture will take before, fantasized one well next today with the Kitahara Kaede meeting scene. 已经好几天没有跟男友说过话的她,由于思念过度,昨天晚上还重操旧业,将以前手机里北原枫的照片拿出来,好好的幻想了一下今天跟北原枫的会面场景。 Also for today's meeting. 也为了今天的见面。 She prepared the lots, one of them is the ingredients. 她准备了很多东西,其中之一就是料理。 In ordinary life that she yearns. 在她向往的平凡生活中。 The wife is the apron, makes one table of meals, then greets one that the husband goes home to the entrance very warmly, today she then plans that will fantasize takes care of the reality, this had present one. 妻子系着围裙,做好一桌饭菜,然后到门口迎接丈夫回家的一幕十分温馨,今天她便打算将幻想照应进现实,这才有了现在的一幕。 Moreover just did Kitahara Kaede praise her probably ‚lovably’? 而且刚刚北原枫好像夸了她‘可爱’？ Had the feeling of couple more and more. 越来越有夫妻的感觉了呢。 She cannot bear show the smile, obviously very happy. 她忍不住露出笑容,显然十分的开心。 Naturally. 当然。 Everything not perfect. 凡事没有十全十美。 Makes her discontented is only. 唯一让她不满的就是。 Kitahara Kaede comes was little too late, Kitahara home who it is estimated that first goes prepares food to that group of women. 北原枫来的有点晚了,估计是先回的北原家给那群女人做饭。 However her selective forgot this point. 不过她选择性的遗忘了这一点。 Today such happy ‚sex’, if old is keeping thinking about these unhappy matter noisily, a little felt disappointed. 今天这么开心的‘夫妻生活’,要是老闹惦记着那些不开心的事,就有点扫兴了。 Therefore Ai Hayasaka has not blamed Kitahara Kaede, but with treating husband's gentle tone said: „Maple tree, is laborious today, what also makes there? First washes su, then comes to eat meal, the come back such late meal must fall coolly.” 因此早坂爱没有责怪北原枫,而是用对待丈夫的温柔语气说道:“枫,今天辛苦了,还愣在那里做什么呢？先去洗涑一下,然后再过来吃饭,回来的这么晚饭菜都要凉掉了呢。” „Hi !” “嗨、嗨！” Kitahara Kaede went to the washroom hastily, he feels scalp tingles. 北原枫连忙去了洗手间,他感觉头皮发麻。 Why words must ask. 要问为什么的话。 The meal of that table is very first odd. 首先那一桌子的饭菜就很离谱。 Ai Hayasaka will prepare food yes right, moreover is fiercer than several times him, this can know on Culinary Research Society, but he comes Hayasaka so many times, Ai Hayasaka fragmentary has made 1-2 food to him. 早坂爱会做饭是没错,而且比他厉害好几倍,这点在料理研究会上就能够知道,但他来早坂家这么多次,早坂爱零星给他做过1-2饭。 That 1-2 times, may be the Hongmen banquets, his played tricks on horrible to look. 那1-2,可都是鸿门宴,他被戏弄的惨不忍睹。 Therefore this time obviously is also there is no such thing as a good banquet. 因此这一次明显也是宴无好宴。 Especially tonight nearby that table meal how many scaled heights of burst several scales, is this explanation today's practical joke can also super double? Originally also wants to come to make food to Ai Hayasaka , stops up the plan of her mouth also therefore to go bankrupt directly. 尤其今天晚上那一桌子饭菜跟前几次比高了好几个档次,这是不是说明今天的恶作剧也会超级加倍呢？本来还想过来给早坂爱做一顿饭,堵住她嘴的计划也因此直接破产。 In addition. 除此之外。 Unlike usually normal raw and cold attitude. 跟平时正常的生冷态度不同。 Once Ai Hayasaka the words become many, the attitude becomes temperate, that stares at him inevitably. 早坂爱一旦话变多,态度变得温和,那就必然是盯上了他。 This time follows time to be the same. 这次跟上次一样。 The person who that gentle tone, that lovable expression, does not know also thinks that is his girlfriend. 那温柔的语气,那可爱的表情,不知道的人还以为是他女朋友呢。 As authority. 作为当局者。 Kitahara Kaede knows, Ai Hayasaka this appearance, had been indicating clearly he was mentally prepared, then her must enlarge incurred, these had the precedent to follow, certainly does not have any exception. 北原枫可是知道,早坂爱这副模样,已经是在明示他做好心理准备,接下来她要放大招了,这些都是有前例可循的,绝没有什么例外。 „Didn't maple tree, have?” “枫,还没有好吗？” Out of the door broadcasts the sound of Ai Hayasaka urging. 门外传来早坂爱催促的声音。 Kitahara Kaede hears ‚maple tree’ this name, the both feet quick was soft, today he spread on the matter, and was the important matter. 北原枫一听到‘枫’这个称呼,双脚都快软了,今天他摊上事了,而且是大事。 He realized that hides in the washroom is not being the means that will only draw on the Ai Hayasaka disaffection, opens the door hastily: „This comes.” 他意识到在洗手间躲着不是办法,只会招来早坂爱的不满,连忙打开门:“这就来。” Goes to the restaurant. 来到餐厅。 Kitahara Kaede looks that a vegetable/dish of table swallows the saliva. 北原枫看着一桌子的菜咽了咽口水。 However do not misunderstand. 不过别误会。 He is not because the Ai Hayasaka food emaciated look fragrance swallows the saliva completely. 他不是因为早坂爱的饭菜色香味俱全而咽口水的。 He is only because is afraid and helpless. 他只是因为害怕和不知所措。 Because at home, him had just eaten was very full. 因为刚刚在家里,他已经吃的很饱了。 The belly is so big. 肚子就这么大。 In full situation, even if the delicacies of every kind are placed in the front, that is still being hard deglutition , to continue to eat endures hardships purely. 已经饱的情况下,就算是山珍海味摆在面前,那也是难以下咽,继续吃纯粹是遭罪。 „Hayasaka, that......” “早坂,那个……” Kitahara Kaede wants to tell Ai Hayasaka , he has eaten, but thinks that said directly did not have the persuasive leeway, therefore weak tactful say/way: „I just went home to give them to prepare food.” 北原枫本来想告诉早坂爱,他已经吃过了,但是又想到直接说出来就没有了婉转的余地,于是弱弱的委婉道:“我刚刚回了趟家给她们做了饭。” Prepares food will definitely eat meal while convenient. 做了饭肯定会顺便吃饭。 He used this slightly tactful tone to remind Ai Hayasaka he to eat. 他用这种略微委婉的语气提醒早坂爱他吃过了。 But Ai Hayasaka has not comprehended obviously, is only not happy saying: „This matter I know.” 但早坂爱显然没有领悟,只是不高兴的说道:“这件事我知道。” She does not know why Kitahara Kaede raises this feeling disappointed matter suddenly, she neglected these women in next door obviously specially, because also she was not happy, even the expression a little changed. 她不知道为什么北原枫忽然提这种扫兴的事情,明明她都特意忽略了隔壁的那些女人,也因为她不高兴,连表情都有点变了。 Such obvious disaffection Kitahara Kaede can certainly see. 这么明显的不满北原枫当然能看到。 He sat in the position without hesitation, because he was looks, this table was the appetizer of practical joke. 他毫不犹豫坐到了位置上,因为他算是看出来了,这一桌子是恶作剧的开胃菜啊。 If obviously he choice has this food, then the follow-up estimate can deal with leniently. 明显他如果选择吃这顿饭,那么后续估计会从轻发落。 If no this food, then Ai Hayasaka can give a pretext acts crazy. 要是不吃这顿饭,那么早坂爱就可以借口发飙。 A Kitahara Kaede sum total, was the choice instigates certainly. 北原枫一合计,当然是选择怂了。 What to do doesn't instigate to be able? 不怂能怎么办？ Leaves in a huff? 拂袖而去？ He runs the monk could not be inescapable the temple. 他跑的了和尚跑不了庙。 Moreover Ai Hayasaka and Kaguya Shinomiya helped his so many busily, but how satisfied others wicked interest, no matter from return benevolence angle, from doing business the angle was his blood gains does not owe. 而且早坂爱和四宫辉夜帮了他这么多忙,只是满足一下人家的恶趣味又怎么了,不管是从回报恩情的角度,还是从做买卖的角度都是他血赚不亏。 Therefore practical joke on practical joke. 因此恶作剧就恶作剧吧。 Nothing but selects the mildew by practical joke. 被恶作剧无非倒点霉。 If which day of Ai Hayasaka and Kaguya Shinomiya did not toss about him, he thought that at that time instead needs to be worried not to have the backer. 要是哪天早坂爱和四宫辉夜不折腾他了,他觉得那时候反而需要担心没了靠山。 Holding one's nose. 捏着鼻子。 Kitahara Kaede decides to eat this bowl of food diligently, then symbolic eating ordered food, satisfied the Ai Hayasaka wicked interest by this. But what makes Kitahara Kaede not think, Ai Hayasaka estimates to him entire...... 北原枫决定努力将这碗饭吃下去,然后再象征性的吃点菜,以此来满足早坂爱的恶趣味。但让北原枫没有想到的是,早坂爱估计要把他往死里整…… „Maple tree, tastes the photo that I make to burn the chicken.” “枫,尝尝我做的照烧鸡肉。” Very what Ai Hayasaka sympathizes was Kitahara Kaede clamped big pile of vegetables/dishes: „The vegetables must eat.” 早坂爱十分体贴的为北原枫夹了一大堆菜:“还有蔬菜也要多吃点。” Before long. 不一会。 In the Kitahara Kaede bowl half person of high, he has almost cried aloud, if we had known just bought the digestion piece first to eat up comes again. 北原枫碗里已经半人高,他差点哭出声,早知道刚刚就去买点消食片先吃下再过来。 „Hasn't maple tree, how eaten?” “枫,怎么还不吃呢？” Ai Hayasaka sees Kitahara Kaede quite a while not to use the chopsticks, cannot bear inquire: „Don't these ingredients meet one's taste?” 早坂爱见北原枫半天没动筷子,忍不住询问道:“这些料理不合口味？” „No, is not.” “不,不是。” Kitahara Kaede thought that these words are to his warning, does not immediately dare to hesitate, ate hastily in gulps, saying that end also wanted to cry but have no tears: „Flavor was really good, worthily was Hayasaka's ingredients.” 北原枫觉得这句话是对他的警告,当下不敢迟疑,连忙大口大口吃了起来,末了还欲哭无泪的说道:“味道真是太好了,不愧是早坂的料理。” „How also to call Hayasaka?” “怎么又叫早坂了？” Ai Hayasaka investigates the correct path: „Previous time you did not call me to love the sauce?” 早坂爱纠正道:“上次你不是都叫我爱酱的吗？” „, Right, loves the sauce the ingredients first under heaven.” “啊,对,爱酱的料理天下第一。” „Maple tree is really......” “枫真是的……” Ai Hayasaka knows certainly that Kitahara Kaede is coaxes her to be happy, because the Katō Megumi ingredients level is higher than her, but she likes Kitahara Kaede coaxing her with these words, for this reason she was also Kitahara Kaede clamped several chickens especially. 早坂爱当然知道北原枫是哄她开心,因为加藤惠的料理水平比她高,但是她就喜欢北原枫用这些话来哄她,为此她还特地又为北原枫夹了几块鸡肉。 Looks at these chickens. The corner of the eye of Kitahara Kaede appeared finally clear, he was too difficult! 看着这些鸡肉。北原枫的眼角终于出现了晶莹,他太难了啊！ Ai Hayasaka sees here to say with a smile: „Maple tree was also too exaggerating.” 早坂爱看到这里笑道:“枫也太夸张了吧。” „It is not exaggerating!” “一点都不夸张！” Kitahara Kaede very firm refuted. 北原枫十分坚定的予以反驳。 Ai Hayasaka thought unexpectedly his response is too exaggerating, sentiment by practical joke is not she. 早坂爱居然觉得他的反应太夸张,感情被恶作剧的不是她。 Ai Hayasaka also thinks that Kitahara Kaede is praising her: „Maple tree also is really, here embarrassed......” 早坂爱还以为北原枫在夸奖她:“枫也真是的,这里会不好意思的……” „......” “……” Kitahara Kaede chose silent, this is the shelled fresh shrimp pig heart. 北原枫选择了沉默,这是虾仁猪心。 Looks that continues to eat meal earnestly Kitahara Kaede that. 看着继续埋头吃饭的北原枫。 In the Ai Hayasaka heart is very happy, felt all that today makes have not wasted, have a look to cry Kitahara Kaede with emotion. Meanwhile by the feeling of Kitahara Kaede approval, being made her like Kitahara Kaede, this is the true sex. 早坂爱心中十分开心,觉得今天做的一切都没有白费,看看都把北原枫给感动哭了。同时被北原枫认可的感觉,让她更加的喜欢北原枫了,这才是真正的夫妻生活啊。 Therefore she rewarded the Kitahara Kaede two chickens. 为此她又奖励了北原枫两块鸡肉。 ...... …… Dinner conclusion. 晚饭结束。 Because Kitahara Kaede ate to support, lay down rolls the eyes on the sofa. 北原枫由于吃撑了,躺在沙发上直翻白眼。 „Unexpectedly ate to support, the maple tree was really a fool.” “居然吃撑了,枫果然是笨蛋呢。” The Ai Hayasaka tone is very gentle, she thought that Kitahara Kaede ate her meal to eat to support, this was to she biggest approval, she since the heart in felt certainly that was happy and happy, therefore had an acting like a spoiled brat tone to tease. 早坂爱的语气十分温柔,她觉得北原枫吃她的饭菜能吃撑了,这是对她最大的认可,她当然打从心底里感到甜蜜和幸福,因此带着点撒娇的语气打趣了一句。 Kitahara Kaede hears these words almost vitality to upwell. 北原枫听到这句话差点气血上涌。 Hayasaka such happy expression, the tone that but also with spicy takes pleasure in others' misfortunes, the murder executes the heart not to bring this. 早坂这么开心的表情,还用辣么幸灾乐祸的语气,杀人诛心都不带这样的。 This Hayasaka thinks that whom blames! 还有这只早坂以为怪谁啊！ Breaknecks clamps the vegetable/dish to him, can he eat the brace? 要不是玩了命的给他夹菜,他能吃撑了？ What is more excessive is. 更过分的是。 Finished eating with great difficulty, she seizes the bowl to add half bowl of food to him unexpectedly forcefully. 好不容易吃完了,她居然强行夺过碗给他又加半碗饭。 This wants his life. 这是要他的命啊。 It is estimated that such a entire, he will not have the appetite over the following two or three days. 估计被这么一整,接下来两三天他都没食欲了。 Kitahara Kaede other does not think. 北原枫别的都不想。 Now only wants to hurry to go home, later saw that Ai Hayasaka has many runs far. 现在只想赶紧回家,以后看到早坂爱有多远就跑多远。 Was tossed about again, he feared that sees the psychiatrist sooner or later. 再这么被折腾下去,他怕是迟早得去看心理医生。 Therefore Kitahara Kaede decided that cannot get down again passively, must initiate an attack, inquired that shouted the goal that he came clearly, then hurried to give a pretext to go home: „Loves the sauce, now can tell me, what matter did you call me to have?” 因此北原枫决定不能再被动下去了,必须主动出击,询问清楚叫他来的目的,然后赶紧借口回家去:“爱酱,现在可以告诉我,你叫我过来有什么事情了吧？” „Actually also nothing.” “其实也没什么事情。” „Really......” “果然……” Kitahara Kaede looks unfamiliar not to have the love completely, just like he imagines, radically does not have any matter, is only for practical joke. 北原枫满脸生无可恋,正如他想象的,根本没有什么事情,只是为了恶作剧而已。