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#9: High-pressured nozzle


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This is Brat play the pig to eat the tiger?” Sun Bo heart one startled, at once thinks, „, this Brat alcohol capacity will not be good, definitely is intentionally with this draws on to frighten the father, cannot be fooled by him!” “难道这小子扮猪吃老虎?”孙博心头一惊,旋即又想,“不会,这小子酒量不行,肯定是故意用这一招来吓唬老子,可不能被他唬住了!” Did!” Sun Bo received beer that Qin Lang hands over, raised head to drink up this bottle of beer. “干了!”孙博接过秦朗递过来的啤酒,一仰头就将这瓶啤酒喝光了。 Sun Bo self-examines to drink 67 bottles of beer, alcohol capacity of similar one jin (0.5 kg) white liquor, but alcohol capacity relatively speaking, if the empty stomach drinks fiercely, an alcohol capacity of person greatly will sell at a discount. Sun Bo very clear this point, therefore copes with Qin Lang with this method, has not actually thought of Qin Lang to learn with a lively mind, came one by other say/way also body. 孙博自问可以喝67瓶啤酒,差不多一斤白酒的酒量,但是酒量只是相对而言,如果空腹猛喝的话,一个人的酒量就会大打折扣。孙博正是非常清楚这一点,所以才用这种手段来对付秦朗,却没想到秦朗活学活用,来了一个以彼之道还施彼身。 Teacher Sun, nice wine quantity!” Qin Lang approved one, he also quickly drinks the light, then deftly opened two bottles, moreover did not plan completely to the Sun Bo time to regroup, this time I respects you! Teacher Sun you not only the alcohol capacity is good, but also amiable, can the person of the same generation discuss with our students hands over and is on intimate terms, really rare...... That anything, all in liquor, I do for the respect first!” 孙老师,好酒量!”秦朗赞了一声,他自己也很快喝光,然后又麻利地开了两瓶,而且完全不打算给孙博喘息机会,“这一次我敬你!孙老师你不仅酒量好,而且平易近人,跟我们学生也能平辈论交、称兄道弟,实在难得……那啥,一切都在酒中,我先干为敬!” to spin a cocoon around oneself? What is reapt what one has sown? 啥叫作茧自缚?啥叫自作自受 When the third bottle of beer get into the stomach, Sun Bo was realizes finally. Although is only the beer, but the good and evil is also the liquor but is not the water, let alone is the water, a person links is drinking three big bottles to get down, will be definitely uncomfortable. Sun Bo felt that own belly is similar to overwhelming general uncomfortable, if such drinks again, definitely in the presence of everyone loses face. 当第三瓶啤酒下肚的时候,孙博总算是体会到了。虽然只是啤酒,但好歹也是酒而不是水,更何况就算是水,一个人连着喝三大瓶下去,也肯定不会舒服的。孙博感觉自己的肚子如同翻江倒海一般难受,如果再这么喝下去的话,肯定当众出丑的。 Those who make Sun Bo depressed is, Qin Lang this Brat is also unexpectedly mad calms down idly, where has the least bit feeling of being drunk, and smilingly and opened two bottles of liquor. 孙博沮丧的是,秦朗小子居然还气定神闲,哪有半点醉意,并且笑眯眯地又开了两瓶酒。 The Sun Bo complexion changed, said hastily: Little Qin...... Knowing when to stop...... After all you is a student, drank...... It is not good. Otherwise, you did...... I at will.” 孙博脸色都变了,连忙说:“小秦……适可而止……毕竟你还是学生,喝多了……不好。要不然,你干了……我随意。” In the Tao Ruoxiang eye flashes through several to despise, when Sun Bo urges to drink, she knows that Sun Bo wants to make Qin Lang lose face through drinking, which knows that Qin Lang this guy play the pig to eat the tiger, has challenged Sun Bo armed forces in turn, making Sun Bo fall into the embarrassing situation of being unable to back down. Insufficient, Sun Bo is also a slippery fellow, cannot put together the opposite party, used to deal with unexpectedly at will, coped with the student in such method, obviously the moral behavior was not good. 陶若香眼中闪过几丝鄙夷,当孙博劝酒的时候,她就知道孙博是想要通过喝酒让秦朗出丑,哪知道秦朗家伙扮猪吃老虎,反过来将了孙博一军,让孙博陷入了骑虎难下的尴尬局面。不够,孙博也是滑头,拼不过对方,竟然就用“随意”来应付了,以这样手段对付学生,可见人品不行。 However, Tao Ruoxiang does not want to look at Sun Bo to lose face, said to Qin Lang: Since Teacher Sun is not good, that knows when to stop.” 不过,陶若香也不想看孙博出丑,向秦朗说:“既然孙老师不行了,那就适可而止吧。” Heard Tao Ruoxiang to say oneself are not good, Sun Bo really wished one could to take up the jar to spell with Qin Lang, but the experience told him, if continued to put together the liquor with Qin Lang, first lost face only possibly was his Sun Bo! 听见陶若香说自己“不行了”,孙博真是恨不得拿起瓶子跟秦朗拼了,但是经验告诉他自己,如果跟秦朗继续拼酒的话,先出丑的只可能是他孙博 Qin Lang saw Tao Ruoxiang to speak, no longer duo duo has compelled, started the big mouth place to eat the dish, Sun Bo paid a bill in any case, he will be certainly impolite. 秦朗陶若香都发话了,也就不再咄咄相逼了,开始大口地吃菜,反正孙博付账,他当然不会客气。 Just had eaten one, three youth smoke to walk into the restaurant rascally, although leading guy is a man, was actually making a Mawei (Ponytail) braid. 刚吃了一阵,三个流里流气地青年抽着烟走入了饭馆,带头的家伙虽然是男人,却扎着一个马尾辫子。 Three Ruffians sat the Qin Lang neighboring table, just sat down, Mawei (Ponytail) set out suddenly, has traced with the hand own buttocks, exclaimed to Qin Lang this table of people: Paralysis! Who fell on the beer chair! Dammit 三个地痞坐到了秦朗邻桌,刚一坐下,马尾忽地起身,用手摸了一下自己的屁股,向秦朗这一桌人吼道:“麻痹的!谁把啤酒倒在了椅子上!我草 On chair that originally Mawei (Ponytail) just sat down some beer stain, therefore he just sat down, thought that a buttocks icy coldness, not careful has incurred, pants crotch following wet clip clop, with just urination pants. 原来马尾刚坐下的椅子上有些啤酒渍,所以他刚坐下,就觉得屁股一阵冰凉,不小心中招了,裤裆下面湿哒哒的,就跟刚尿裤子似的。 Sorry...... Possibly was we did not sprinkle a moment ago carefully. Otherwise, I compensate you to dry clean expense.” Sun Bo does not know that today any mildew has transported, before to little drink a liquor, so as to avoid loses face in front of Tao Ruoxiang, therefore drinks steals acts slippery deceitfully, soaked the sprinkling to exit the beer intentionally, which knows that will annoy unexpectedly troublesome, he hurried to set out to apologize. “对不起……可能是我们刚才不小心洒的。要不然,我赔偿你干洗费用。”孙博今天也不知道走了什么霉运,之前为了少喝点酒,免得在陶若香面前出丑,所以喝的时候偷奸耍滑,故意将啤酒泡溅洒了一些出去,哪知道竟然会惹出麻烦,他赶忙起身道歉。 I dry clean you. Mother!” Mawei (Ponytail) points at Sun Bo to scold directly. “我干洗你.妈!”马尾指着孙博直接开骂。 Sun Bo knows that the opposite party is social rogue, he does not want to annoy this person, therefore said submissively: I am the Seven Mid teacher, your this pants are many...... How much money...... I compensated.” 孙博知道对方是社会流氓,他不想惹上这种人,所以低声下气地说:“我是七中的老师,你这条裤子多……多少钱……我赔了。” Teacher is great! It is not occupation rogue!” Mawei (Ponytail) coldly snorts, has spat smog to Sun Bo, sees not to have, Italian sign goods Amati compels, 2100! You compensate!” “老师了不起啊!不就是一职业流氓嘛!”马尾冷哼一声,冲着孙博吐了一口烟雾,“看见没有,意大利牌子货‘阿玛逼’,2100条!你赔来!” 2000...... You are the blackmail!” The Sun Bo air/Qi results in the corners of the mouth to twitch, pants that this gangster wears, looks is the stall goods, moreover including Armani the name can speak incorrectly. “2000……你这是敲诈!”孙博气得嘴角都在抽动,这个混混穿的裤子,一看就是地摊货,而且连“阿玛尼”的名称都能说错。 „Do I knock you? How!” Mawei (Ponytail) has pushed the Sun Bo chest with the hand, he does not return, this pushes, Sun Bo the overwhelming stomach immediately came a convulsion, then his mouth turned into the high-pressured nozzle immediately, the beer that will drink formerly has charged into Mawei (Ponytail). “我敲你又咋地?咋地!”马尾用手推了推孙博胸口,他不推还好,这一推,孙博原本就已经翻江倒海的胃立即来了一个痉挛,然后他的嘴巴立即变成了高压喷头,将先前喝下去的啤酒冲向了马尾 Qin Lang according to the circumstances quick, hurried to move moving Tao Ruoxiang with the chair toward oneself. 秦朗见机得快,赶紧将陶若香连人带椅子往自己这边挪了挪。 Hou! Hou Mawei (Ponytail) had actually been spurted full head by Sun Bo, moreover more than one wave. 嚯!嚯~马尾却是被孙博喷了一个满头,而且还不止一波。 Sun Bo has spurted several crazily, finally felt that stomach was comfortable, the tipsy feeling also sobered several points, but was quick to his awareness to oneself but actually big mildew, sure enough, Mawei (Ponytail) wiped to turn one's face on contamination with the hand, shook the fist to pound to Sun Bo, in the mouth was still roaring: father kills you!” 孙博狂喷了几口,终于感觉到胃子舒坦了,酒意也清醒了几分,但很快他就意识到自己要倒大霉了,果不其然,马尾用手抹掉脸上的污秽,挥拳向孙博砸了过去,口中还在怒吼:“老子弄死你!” Another two people have also encircled to Sun Bo. 另外两个人也向孙博围了过去。 Stop! Otherwise I reported to the police!” Tao Ruoxiang bravely stepped forward at this time, the Sun Bo good and evil is also her colleague, she cannot look that Sun Bo made into the pig head by this Three Ruffians. “住手!不然我报警了!”陶若香这时候挺身而出,孙博好歹也是她的同事,她总不能看着孙博被这三个地痞打成猪头吧。 Mawei (Ponytail) is not the friendly kind, he said to Tao Ruoxiang crassly: Warning? Ok, reported to the police is also you not to first. However, looked that your this girl is much longer, with the elder brother I the guarding the threshing floor movie, how this matter, your this Brat not to be glad, thinks that the hero does rescue beautiful? father kills you!” 马尾不是善类,他向陶若香骂骂咧咧地说:“报警?行啊,报警了也是你们不对在先。不过,看你这丫头还长得不错,跟哥哥我去看场电影,这件事情就算了怎么着,你这小子不乐意啊,是不是还想英雄救美?老子弄死你!” Mawei (Ponytail) final these words to the Qin Lang roar, because Mawei (Ponytail) saw in the Qin Lang vision to fill murderous qi. 马尾最后这一句话是冲秦朗吼的,因为马尾看见秦朗的目光之中充满了杀气 Big Brother Ma, gives me a face, this matter.” Restaurant Boss does not think that some people cause trouble, hurry to work as the peacemaker. 马哥,给我个面子,这事就算了吧。”饭馆老板也不想有人闹事,赶忙过来当和事老。 Ok, this matter is they not to first. Such, this Brat or the student, I do not punch you. Lying down ground that guy is your one group, either you with 2000 come out to accompany my pants \; Either, this girl accompanies me to look at the movie and singing, this matter!” Mawei (Ponytail) said rampantly, as a Big Brother of this outside the school street, Mawei (Ponytail) was used to rampantly. “行啊,这事是他们不对在先。这么着,这小子还是学生,我就不揍你。躺地上那家伙是你们一伙的吧,要么你们拿2000出来陪我裤子\;要么,这姑娘陪我去看电影、唱歌,这事就算了!”马尾嚣张地说,作为这校外一条街的大哥,马尾嚣张惯了。 This matter is Sun Bo did, but this guy lies down on the ground at present feigns death, lets Qin Lang and Tao Ruoxiang secretly despises its manner. Sun Bo has worked as the turtle, Qin Lang naturally not, his face disdain is taking a look at Mawei (Ponytail): Mawei (Ponytail), did you make the second-hand beer clash silly? This is you with his matter, manages our trifling thing! Asks for money, asks him to go. Teacher Tao, we walk.” 这事本来是孙博搞出来的,但这家伙目前躺在地上装死,让秦朗陶若香都暗暗鄙视其为人。孙博当了缩头乌龟,秦朗当然不会,他一脸不屑地瞅着马尾:“马尾是吧,你是不是让二手啤酒冲傻了?这是你跟他的事情,管我们屁事!要钱,找他要去。陶老师,我们走。” Courting death Mawei (Ponytail) so was disregarded how could, roars, blocked in front of Qin Lang, a straight punch pounded to the Qin Lang bridge of the nose, it seems like must come over the face to blossom to Qin Lang. “找死”马尾何曾被人如此无视,怒吼一声,拦在了秦朗面前,一个直拳向秦朗鼻梁砸去,看来是要给秦朗来一个满面开花了。 Qin Lang and other opposite party initiative take action, saw that a Mawei (Ponytail) fist bang comes, does not fend, the whole person stands straightly, then suddenly lifts the foot, trampled maliciously on the Mawei (Ponytail) belly. 秦朗就是在等对方主动出手,看到马尾一拳轰来,也不闪避,整个人站得笔直,然后忽地抬脚,狠狠踹在了马尾肚子上。 Bang! 轰! Oh “唉哟” A Mawei (Ponytail) pain shouted, the whole person was trampled to depart by a Qin Lang foot unexpectedly to the restaurant out, was similar to skin disease toad that died is the same, the belly was sprawled upwards lies down on the ground. 马尾一声痛呼,整个人竟然被秦朗一脚踹飞出到餐馆门外,然后如同死掉的癞蛤蟆一样,肚皮朝天四仰八叉地躺在了地上。 Another two vagabonds see a Qin Lang foot to trample to fly three meters far Mawei (Ponytail), which also dares to go forward to block the way, hurries to fish out Cellphone to find the person. 另外两个地痞见秦朗一脚将马尾踹飞三米远,哪还敢上前拦路,赶忙摸出手机找人。 Qin Lang is disinclined to lower oneself to the same level with these people, is raising the fresh flower, entrains Tao Ruoxiang to run, has not forgotten to remind Sun Bo: Teacher Sun, the wind pulls tightly shouts! Do not lie down there to feign death!” 秦朗懒得跟这些人一般见识,一手提着鲜花,一手拽着陶若香就跑,还不忘提醒孙博:“孙老师,风紧扯呼!别躺那里装死了!” Sun Bo heart that depressed, but the fact is also so, he at all not by any severe wound, because Mawei (Ponytail) these vagabonds want to give a Sun Bo lesson, but does not want the Sun Bo life. But Sun Bo to little suffer opposite party several fists, has to lie down unavoidablily holds the head, thinks to be injured very heavy appearance, which knows that was seen through by Qin Lang, but also was talked into by him feigns death. 孙博心头那个郁闷啊,不过事实也是如此,他根本没受什么重伤,因为马尾这些地痞只是想要给孙博点教训,而不是想要孙博的命。而孙博为了少挨对方几拳,不得已只好躺地抱头,装着受伤很重地样子,哪知道被秦朗识破,还被他说成是装死。 But Qin Lang and Tao Ruoxiang ran, Sun Bo also can only certainly start running away at once, otherwise the Mawei (Ponytail) partner catches up, definitely first operates with him. 秦朗陶若香都跑了,孙博当然也只能拔腿就跑了,否则马尾的同伙赶来,肯定第一个拿他开刀啊。 After running the restaurant, Sun Bo then remembers this board not to give. 跑出饭馆之后,孙博这才想起这一顿饭钱都还没给呢。 But at this time, Sun Bo saw that one group of people pursued in the direction that Qin Lang and Tao Ruoxiang were, obviously was the Mawei (Ponytail) partner. Sun Bo not slightly hesitant, made a getaway in the opposite direction. 而这时候,孙博看到一群人往秦朗陶若香所在的方向追了过去,显然是马尾的同伙。孙博没有丝毫犹豫,往相反的方向逃之夭夭了。 12 : 00 pm, the super big eruption, invites reader greatly ready fresh flower, collection and bill! You explode me also to explode!】 【今晚12点,超级大爆发,请各位读者大大预备好鲜花、收藏和票票!你爆我也爆!】
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