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#4: Use poison to fight poison


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Tao Ruoxiang can wait for Qin Lang to appear outside the classroom, reason that she spoke this saying to the Qin Lang seat by, it seems like must make Qin Lang target of a multitude of arrows intentionally. 陶若香原本可以在教室外面等候秦朗出现的,她之所以到秦朗座位旁边说这话,看来存心要让秦朗成为众矢之的 Qin Lang has not thought that the retaliation heart of Teacher Tao so is unexpectedly strong, and has served calmly the purpose, is the method is seriously wise. 秦朗没想到陶老师的报复心竟然这么强,而且不动声色地就达到了目的,当真是手段高明。 Feels all around virulent vision, Qin Lang actually does not care, regarding the man, wants not to be been jealous, only then marries the dinosaur. Young person source of calamity, wants to soak the young person, must invite trouble even extinguishes the country to extinguish the city to come to understand. 感受到四周充满敌意的目光,秦朗却并不在乎,对于男人来说,想要不遭人嫉,就只有娶恐龙。红颜祸水,想要泡红颜,就要有惹祸上身甚至灭国灭城地觉悟。 Quite has free time.” Qin Lang set out self-poise, smiles was saying, is willing to be Teacher Tao relieves hidden trouble.” “相当有空。”秦朗镇定自若地起身,微笑着说,“愿意为陶老师解除难言之隐。” Tao Ruoxiang knows that this guy was implying anything, the heart hated darkly, but she was also a smart person, a brain revolution, had the idea, continued the gentle voice saying: Qin Lang, your mother just called me, lets my this, when aunt takes care of you well. Since were on vacation from school, when my this elder leads you to go out to dine well, said some stipulations of Seven Mid to you while convenient.” 陶若香知道这厮在暗指什么,心头暗恨,不过她也是聪明人,脑子一转,有了主意,继续柔声说:“秦朗,你妈妈刚给我打了电话,让我这个当小姨的好好照顾你。既然放学了,我这个当长辈的就带你出去好好吃顿饭,顺便给你说说七中的一些规定。” Tao Ruoxiang this saying, kills two birds with one stone, all of a sudden has become the Qin Lang elder, moreover avoided others guessing carelessly. 陶若香这话,一箭双雕,一下子成了秦朗的长辈,而且也避免了别人胡乱猜测。 Qin Lang shouted darkly wisely, although at the Tao Ruoxiang age, at most when her Elder Sister, but since she insisted to work as the elder, Qin Lang also can only beat somebody at their own game, push the boat along: Good, that trouble Aunt Tao.” 秦朗暗呼高明,尽管以陶若香的年龄,顶多不过当她的姐姐,但既然她硬要当自己长辈,秦朗也只能将计就计,顺水推舟:“好啊,那就麻烦陶姨了。” Qin Lang aggravated Aunt Tao intentionally voice. 秦朗故意加重了“陶姨”的语音。 Tao Ruoxiang plans to let off Qin Lang temporarily, in any case, some are the opportunity tidies up this Brat, therefore left the classroom with Qin Lang with a smile. 陶若香打算暂时放过秦朗,反正以后有的是机会收拾这小子,于是笑着跟秦朗走出了教室。 Other people think that Qin Lang and Tao Ruoxiang are really relatives, had not suspected. 其他人都以为秦朗陶若香真是亲戚,也就没有怀疑。 Left the classroom building, Qin Lang cannot help asked one: Aunt Tao, which are we this go?” 出了教学楼,秦朗忍不住问了一句:“陶姨,我们是这去哪儿啊?” My dormitory.” The Tao Ruoxiang heart said that was cheap your this Brat. “我的宿舍。”陶若香心说便宜你这小子了。 Dormitory? Isn't this Teacher Tao boudoir?” Qin Lang all of a sudden with hitting the excitement of chicken blood. “宿舍?这不是陶老师的闺房?”秦朗一下子跟打了鸡血似的兴奋。 Tao Ruoxiang sees Qin Lang this Brat excitedly appearance, knows that this guy definitely has not thought any good matter. However, she was reminded Qin Lang one well-meaning: Qin Lang, did you just come Seven Mid to queer today?” 陶若香看到秦朗小子兴奋地样子,就知道这厮肯定没想什么好事情。不过,她还是善意地提醒了秦朗一句:“秦朗,你今天刚来七中就得罪人了么?” Originally goes downstairs, several guy sent out the hostility vision to Qin Lang, Tao Ruoxiang had realized. 原来下楼的时候,有几个男生秦朗发出了敌意的目光,陶若香已经有所察觉。 Teacher Tao, this saying you should not ask me, should ask yourself.” Qin Lang does intentionally the sigh, this is young person source of calamity, follows near Beauty, can not queer.” 陶老师,这话你不应该问我,应该问你自己。”秦朗故作叹息,“这就是红颜祸水啊,跟美女走得近,能不得罪人么。” Tao Ruoxiang light snort/hum, the heart said discontentedly this Brat has also had no regard for elders and superiors, clearly not her, when the elder and teacher treat, but does not endure Qin Lang to be hit after all, reminded one: Careful, these are the bad students.” 陶若香不满地轻哼了一声,心说这小子也太目无尊长了,分明没有将她当长辈和老师对待,但毕竟不忍秦朗被打,又提醒了一句:“小心点,这几个都是不良学生。” Has not related. Aunt Tao you have not possibly known, on kindergarten that little while, I am bad baby.” Qin Lang completely is not worried about the appearance. Naturally, Qin Lang this saying has not exaggerated, on kindergarten time, he because once kissed small girl attempted, but was nearly dismissed. “没关系。陶姨你可能还不知道,上幼儿园那会儿,我就已经是‘不良幼儿’了。”秦朗一副全然不担心地样子。当然,秦朗这话也没有夸张,上幼儿园的时候,他就曾经因为“亲吻小女生未遂”而险些被开除。 Tao Ruoxiang sees Qin Lang this Brat to turn a deaf ear unexpectedly, was disinclined to remind him, she thought that this Brat was selected the physical suffering also to get what one deserves. 陶若香秦朗小子居然听不进去,也就懒得提醒他了,她觉得这小子受点皮肉之苦也是活该。 They in the school walk, Qin Lang is always slower than Tao Ruoxiang half step, Tao Ruoxiang has not realized anything from the beginning, but quick discovered that this guy some line of sight something is wrong, always stay area her waist, buttocks and thigh this, this clearly is the vision harassment. 两人在学校里面走的时候,秦朗总是比陶若香慢半步,陶若香一开始没察觉什么,但很快就发现这厮的视线有些不对劲,总是停留在她的腰、臀、腿部这一带,这分明就是目光骚扰嘛。 „Front Qin Lang, you walk.” Tao Ruoxiang said. 秦朗,你走前面来。”陶若香说道。 I do not know the road.” Qin Lang this guy can also be righteous. “我不认识路。”秦朗这厮还能理直气壮。 Did not know that the road also walks front!” Persistently unreasonable but patent of girl. “不认识路也走前面!”蛮不讲理可是女生的专利。 Qin Lang is helpless, has to arrive at front, at this time front presented a road fork: „Does Aunt Tao, where walk?” 秦朗无奈,只好走到前面,这时候前面出现了一个岔口:“陶姨,走哪边啊?” Left!” “左边!” „......” “……” Tao Ruoxiang lives in an obsolete teacher dormitory temporarily, although the dormitory is obsolete, but enters her dormitory, actually gives people one type at present a bright and changed beyond recognition feeling. 陶若香暂时住在一栋老旧的教师宿舍楼上,尽管宿舍楼老旧,但走进她的宿舍,却给人一种眼前一亮、焕然一新的感觉。 Worthily is girl boudoir, tidies up cleanly, comfortable bright. 不愧是女生的“闺房”,收拾得干干净净、舒适明朗。 Qin Lang is impolite, after entering room, carelessly sits on the Tao Ruoxiang sofa, a point appearance does not have constrained, just like here is his domain. 秦朗也不客气,进屋之后,大大咧咧地坐在了陶若香的沙发上,一点拘束地样子都没有,俨然这里就是他的地盘似的。 Why Tao Ruoxiang does not know, saw that now this Brat does not hit one on the air/Qi. 陶若香也不知道为啥,现在一看到这小子就气不打一处来。 To cure ** on that tiny fire deep nail-like boil, Tao Ruoxiang will not receive her dormitory this Brat, this is lets a wolf into the fold simply! But the key is, such ** the matter, can't she discusses in other office or place? What to do let others hear? 要不是想治好**上的那一粒火疔疮,陶若香怎么也不会将这小子领到她的宿舍,这简直就是引狼入室嘛!但关键是,这么**的事情,她总不能在办公室或者别的地方谈吧?让别人听见怎么办? Qin Lang, do you want to drink water?” The Tao Ruoxiang smalltalk asked one. 秦朗,你要不要喝水?”陶若香客套地问了一句。 Ok, treats an illness importantly.” Qin Lang enters the room time has not seen the one-time paper glass, therefore he is tactful very much. “算了吧,治病要紧。”秦朗进屋的时候就没看见一次性纸杯,所以他很识趣。 Tao Ruoxiang also said that she does not think that oneself cup glues on this Brat saliva, if own cup had been used by him, she definitely secretly will discard. 陶若香也只是说说而已,她可不想自己的杯子粘上这小子的口水,要是自己的杯子被他用了,她肯定会偷偷地丢掉。 Qin Lang, you said before I was poisoned, actually what meaning?” Tao Ruoxiang is standing asking. 秦朗,之前你说我是中毒了,究竟什么意思?”陶若香站着问道。 Swelling, attacks because of the burning, evil hot pent up in flesh \; Also or because of internal organs dirty product heat, the toxin sends in is the result......” “火疔疮,是因火毒侵袭,邪热蕴结于肌肤而成\;又或者因腑脏积热,毒发于内所致……” Good was good, don't put in order the writings in classical style line not?” Tao Ruoxiang interrupts the Qin Lang words, simple point said!” “行了行了,别整文言文行不?”陶若香打断秦朗的话,“简单点说!” Burning is the result.” This Qin Lang as expected said simply. “火毒所致。”这一次秦朗果然说得干脆。 How does that govern?” This is the Tao Ruoxiang care. “那怎么治?”这才是陶若香关心的。 Three means.” Qin Lang said, I said front two. The first means that also put in Huanchu with the white leech on the leech, making it suction the bloody pus and toxin, a night can recover completely “三个办法。”秦朗说,“我就说前面两个。第一个办法,用白水蛭也就蚂蝗放于患处,让其吸走脓血和毒素,一夜就可以痊愈 Leech!” Tao Ruoxiang thought that this thing is really disgusting, let alone places the leech own ** on, hurries saying that sounds disgustingly. Let alone, where this little while looks.” “蚂蝗!”陶若香觉得这东西实在恶心,更何况是将蚂蟥放在自己的**上,赶忙说道,“听起来就恶心。何况,这会儿哪里找去。” I am having one.” Qin Lang puts out a hand one in the pocket of waist to touch, was similar to the magic same has fished out a white leech, „did green ecology therapy, otherwise use this?” “我带着一只。”秦朗伸手在腰间的口袋里面一摸,就如同变魔术一样摸出了一只白色的蚂蟥,“绿色生态疗法,要不然就用这个?” „!” Tao Ruoxiang cannot help has called out in alarm one, the appearance that evading is inferior, hurries to move away! You said the second means “呀!”陶若香忍不住惊呼了一声,一幅避之不及的样子,“赶紧拿开点!你还是说第二个办法吧” „The second means that with my inherited Hundred Poison Gold Boil Ointment smudges can recover completely.” Qin Lang said, looks like Aunt Tao should be able to accept this means?” “第二个办法,用我祖传的‘百毒金疮膏’涂抹就能痊愈。”秦朗说,“看来陶姨应该可以接受这个办法吧?” „That third means?” Curious heart driven by, Tao Ruoxiang cannot help asked one. “那第三个办法呢?”在好奇心地驱使下,陶若香忍不住问了一句。 „The third means that good that did not say.” Qin Lang shakes the head. “第三个办法,还是不说的好。”秦朗摇头。 Said!” Qin Lang is so, Tao Ruoxiang more wants to know. “说!”秦朗越是如此,陶若香越想知道。 Ok, good that did not say.” “算了,还是不说的好。” Said!” “说!” But you made me say.” Qin Lang said, said you do not permit the vitality/angry!” “可是你让我说的啊。”秦朗说,“说了你不准生气!” „It is not angry.” Tao Ruoxiang seems like calm. “不生气。”陶若香看似心平气和。 „The third means that are I use the hand to touch contracting place “第三个办法,就是我用手摸患处” Shameless!” The Tao Ruoxiang apricot anger opened the eyes, wishes one could to want take action to tidy up Qin Lang. Short afternoon, the Tao Ruoxiang second secondary leaves to begin unexpectedly to hit the impulsion of person . Moreover the objects are the same person. “无耻!”陶若香杏目怒睁,恨不得要出手收拾秦朗了。短短一个下午,陶若香竟然第二次生出想要动手打人的冲动,而且对象都是同一个人。 Teacher Tao, this was you make me say!” Qin Lang ships out face feel wronged. 陶老师,这可是你让我说的!”秦朗装出一脸委屈 Who makes you talk nonsense!” Palm of the hand that Tao Ruoxiang takes back raise. “谁让你胡说!”陶若香收回已经扬起的巴掌。 I have not talked nonsense!” Qin Lang righteousness words said, I meant I feel the contracting place, then finds fault with silver needles, squeezes out the bloody pus, is equal to making a simple minor surgery!” “我没有胡说!”秦朗义正言辞地说,“我是说我摸着患处,然后用银针挑刺,挤出脓血,相当于做一个简单小手术!” Looked that Qin Lang is like this serious, Tao Ruoxiang also thinks oneself have misunderstood him, but she will not make Qin Lang move in any event her **, said: You will not say that only has two means!” 秦朗这样严肃,陶若香还以为自己误会了他,但无论如何她是不会让秦朗触碰她的**,说道:“那你不会说只有两个办法么!” Medicine is the serious matter.” “医学是严肃的事情。” Was good, hurries to use to me your anything dog skin medicinal ointment, hopes usefully.” Tao Ruoxiang some are impatient, because this little while she felt the swelling on buttocks to start to hurt. “行了,赶紧将你那什么狗皮膏药给我用上,希望有用吧。”陶若香有些不耐烦了,因为这会儿她又感觉到屁股上的火疔疮开始疼了。 „It is not dog skin medicinal ointment, is Hundred Poison Gold Boil Ointment.” Qin Lang corrected the view of Tao Ruoxiang. “不是狗皮膏药,是‘百毒金疮膏’。”秦朗纠正了陶若香的说法。 Hundred toxins? This does medicinal ointment use poison to match?” “百毒?难道这膏药使用毒药配成的?” Right, Use poison to fight poison, Aunt Tao should listen.” Qin Lang said, otherwise, you do try the ecology therapy?” “没错,以毒攻毒,陶姨应该听过吧。”秦朗笑着说,“要不然,你试试生态疗法?” Ok, uses medicinal ointment.” Tao Ruoxiang has measured, the third means are not definitely good, the first means were too frightened, the second means are perhaps most appropriate. “算了,就用膏药吧。”陶若香权衡了一下,第三个办法肯定不行,第一个办法实在太惊悚了,也许第二个办法最合适。 Good.” Qin Lang as if early is prepared, has fished out a black sandal wood small box, after the box opens, a strange medicine has filled fragrant the entire room. “那好。”秦朗似乎早有准备,摸出了一个黑色的檀木小盒子,盒子打开之后,一股奇异的药香就弥漫了整个房间。 Quite fragrant!” Tao Ruoxiang cannot help approved one unexpectedly, she has not thought that really has the medicinal ointment flavor/smell compared with the perfume also nice-smelling, immediately increases to the medicinal ointment confidence that Qin Lang gives. “好香!”陶若香竟然忍不住赞了一声,她没想到竟然有膏药的味道比香水还好闻,顿时对秦朗给出的膏药信心大增。 Aunt Tao, this medicinal ointment is I helps you wipe, do yourself wipe?” Qin Lang installed to ask one at this time ignorantly. 陶姨,这膏药是我帮你抹,还是你自己抹?”秦朗这时候又装无知地问了一句。
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