YID :: Volume #2

#143: Grasps Monkey to go( two)

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Saw Qin Lang to make the telephone call, Tao Ruoxiang asked to Qin Lang: „It seems like you were prepare to seize this flying Monkey, but I want to know how you can catch this kind of lawless Monkey?” 见秦朗挂了电话,陶若香才向秦朗问道:“看来你是准备抓捕这一只飞天猴子了,但是我想知道,你怎么才能抓到这样一只无法无天的猴子？” „Fierce Monkey, cannot turn the palm of Tathagata Buddha.” Qin Lang hehe smiles, „I, although is not the Buddha, but this only Monkey is not great sage equal to heaven, therefore I must hold it, the possibility is quite big, but the premise is it should not leave Xiayang City.” “再厉害的猴子,也翻不出如来佛的手掌心。”秦朗呵呵一笑,“我虽然不是佛祖,但是这只猴子也不是齐天大圣,所以我要抓住它,可能性还是比较大,不过前提是它应该没有离开夏阳市。” „, Won't you be able to grasp this Monkey really?” Tao Ruoxiang asked surprisedly, although Qin Lang this guy biology knowledge quite Abnormal, but must catch sly Monkey in the Xiayang City such big city, this simply was fantasy story! “不会吧,你真的抓得到这一只猴子？”陶若香惊疑地问道,尽管秦朗这厮的生物知识相当变态,但是要在夏阳市这么大的城区抓到一只狡猾的猴子,这简直就是天方夜谭！ Does not believe Tao Ruoxiang, Han Xuan does not believe that she sighs: „When knows that is Monkey has stolen away the briefcase, I have accepted fate, can only calculate that I had bad luck. On evening's time, even if catches a person with looking for a needle in a haystack, let alone can the Monkey of crawling tree and crawling house.” 连陶若香都不相信,韩萱就更加不相信了,她叹息道:“当知道是一只猴子偷走了公文包的时候,我就已经认命了,只能算我倒霉了。就一个晚上时间,就算是抓一个人都跟大海捞针似的,何况还是可以爬树、爬房子的猴子呢。” „Teacher Tao, to stimulate my potential, I want to ask your one, if I caught this Monkey, how you do want to reward me?” Qin Lang asked to Tao Ruoxiang with a smile. “陶老师,为了激发我的潜能,我想请问你一句,如果我抓到了这一只猴子,你要怎么奖赏我呢？”秦朗笑着向陶若香问道。 „Mr. Qin, you, if can catch Monkey, looks to me the briefcase, I well will certainly thank you!” Han Xuan vows solemnly saying that but she has not actually thought that Qin Lang simply does not have the least bit interest to her promise. “秦先生,你要是能够抓到猴子,把公文包给我找回来,我一定会好好感谢你！”韩萱信誓旦旦地说道,但是她却没想过,秦朗对她的许诺根本没有半点兴趣。 Therefore, Qin Lang was still staring at Tao Ruoxiang, is waiting for her statement. 所以,秦朗仍然盯着陶若香,等待着她的表态。 „You, if can help Xuanxuan look the briefcase, I really took you!” “你要是能帮萱萱把公文包找回来,我就真的服了你！” „You took me to be useful.” Qin Lang said, „this does not calculate.” “你服了我有什么用。”秦朗笑着说,“这个不算。” „Mr. Qin, if has won, is fragrant you to comply with his appointment.” Han Xuan this little while said finally looks like is also „logical expression” the words in Qin Lang. “秦先生要是赢了,香香你就答应跟他约会吧。”韩萱这会儿总算说了一句在秦朗看来还算是“人话”的话。 „Do not crack a joke, I am his teacher!” Tao Ruoxiang white Han Xuan, then said to Qin Lang, „you, if can help Xuanxuan look really the thing, I asked you to eat meal.” “别开玩笑了,我是他老师！”陶若香白了韩萱一眼,然后向秦朗说道,“你要是真的能帮萱萱把东西找回来,我就请你吃饭。” „Eats meal? Eats meal? Teacher Tao, asking your reward creativity to be a little good.” Qin Lang somewhat absent-mindedly said. “吃饭？就只是吃饭？陶老师,拜托你的奖赏有点创意好不好。”秦朗有些心不在焉地说道。 „You do not comply on pulling!” Tao Ruoxiang snort/hum, „you have thought discontentedly what person can make me treat to eat meal?” “你不答应就拉到！”陶若香不满地哼了一声,“你以为什么人都能让我请客吃饭？” „Good, that eats meal. However, must invite me alone, I do not think that previous time is the same, stirs the excrement stick to bother in inside.” Qin Lang put forward own condition. “好吧,那就吃饭。不过,必须是单独请我,我可不想上次一样,还有搅屎棍在里面搅局。”秦朗提出了自己的条件。 „Good, I promise you.” Tao Ruoxiang has made a concession suitably, she was also forced, Qin Lang this Brat was too cunning, Tao Ruoxiang does not want to give sets of. “好,我答应你。”陶若香适当地做出了一点让步,她也是被逼无奈,秦朗这小子实在太奸猾了,陶若香可不想将自己给套进去了。 „Two, please be not patronizing flirting with one another, first helped me solve the issue line?” Han Xuan cares own troublesome problem, if this problem solve, she will say to this dignified work thoroughly bye-bye, raised the dry matter to want not to think. “两位,请你们别光顾着打情骂俏,先帮我解决了问题行么？”韩萱关心的还是自己的麻烦问题,如果这个问题解决不了,她将彻底跟这份体面的工作说拜拜了,提干的事情更是想都别想了。 The Han Xuan vanity is always very strong, if this work could not preserve continually, her vanity from where comes, when the time comes also takes anything this to do the sisters to compare with Tao Ruoxiang. 韩萱的虚荣心一向很强,如果连这份工作也保不住了,她的虚荣心又从何而来呢,到时候还拿什么跟陶若香这一干姐妹比呢。 „In my heart has the discretion.” Qin Lang was urged somewhat agitated by Han Xuan, but looks in the Tao Ruoxiang face, Qin Lang started to hunt down the motion of Monkey. “我心里面有分寸。”秦朗被韩萱催促得有些烦躁,不过看在陶若香的面子上,秦朗还是开始了搜捕猴子的行动。 Qin Lang has made a phone call to Han Sanqiang first, making him arrange 56 little brother values to defend on Xiayang City each street, then waits for his verbal command. 秦朗先是给韩三强打了一个电话,让他在夏阳市每一条街道上安排56个小弟值守,然后等待他的号令。 Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan also think that Qin Lang has any good idea, finally looked that Qin Lang telephones to arrange to Han Sanqiang, but also thinks that Qin Lang has used the huge-crowd strategy and waiting idly for opportunities, immediately fell the valley to the Qin Lang confidence. 陶若香和韩萱还以为秦朗有什么高招,结果看秦朗给韩三强打电话安排,还以为秦朗只是才用了人海战术、守株待兔而已,顿时对秦朗的信心降到了谷底。 Qin Lang also saw these two lack confidence to oneself, hehe said: „Too quick under do not judge, the following arrangement was the key is was good, the audio frequency document under on Cellphone, we have been able.” 秦朗也看出了这两位对自己信心不足,呵呵一笑说:“不要太快下判断了,接下来的安排才是关键所在呢好了,音频文件已经下到了手机上,我们可以出发了。” „What audio frequency document?” Tao Ruoxiang asked curiously. “什么音频文件啊？”陶若香好奇地问。 „Do you want to listen now?” Qin Lang looks at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile. “你现在就想听听？”秦朗含笑地看着陶若香。 Tao Ruoxiang feels the nothing good matter indistinctly, but the curiosity of her heart got the winning side, therefore she nods saying: „Little has kept guessing, hurried saying that you have downloaded any audio frequency document.” 陶若香隐约感觉没什么好事情,但是她心头的好奇心还是占据了上风,于是她点头说道:“少卖关子了,赶紧说说你下载了什么音频文件吧。” „Do you want to listen really?” “你真要听？” „Few idle talk!” Tao Ruoxiang some did not say patiently. “少废话！”陶若香有些不耐烦地说道。 Qin Lang has to select the audio frequency document that this had just downloaded, immediately in Qin Lang Cellphone has resounded Monkey strangely „yelling” sound, although is the Monkey sound, because called „coquettishly”, Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan listened to this „overtones” 秦朗只好点开了这个刚下载的音频文件,顿时秦朗的手机里面响起了猴子怪异的“喊叫”声,尽管是猴子的声音,但因为叫得太“风骚”了,陶若香和韩萱都听出了这里面的“弦外之音” This radically is not the ordinary Monkey cry, but is Monkey calls. Spring when or is the copulation sound of adding to the fun has! 这根本就不是普通的猴子叫声,而是猴子叫.春或者是交配时产生的助兴的声音！ Hears this sound, the face of Tao Ruoxiang entire was red immediately, even was red including the ear, the heart is criticizes Qin Lang this guy is really shameless, really has the Abnormal hobby such. 听见这声音,陶若香的脸顿时全红了,甚至连耳朵都红了,心头更是暗骂秦朗这家伙真是无耻,竟然有这么变态的嗜好。 Although Han Xuan this side is quite open, but somewhat cannot bear the Qin Lang this guy action, this guy downloads this audio frequency unexpectedly, could be called simply is Top Grade is lowly inexpensive. 韩萱虽然这方面比较开放,但也有些受不了秦朗这家伙的举动,这厮居然下载这种音频,简直称得上是极品小贱贱了。 „Has not switched off!” “还不关掉！” Tao Ruoxiang nearly wanted the anger to manifest suddenly. Qin Lang sees the Tao Ruoxiang facial color to be bad, hurries to switch off the audio frequency, then said that „asked you with the colored vision do not come to see me to be good? I do not have this side Abnormal hobby, but is the confrontation prescribes medicine, to tidy up that ‚flying Monkey’ prepares! Indicated according to the present findings, is not only the human Woman cry will stimulate the opposite sex to be excited, thus promotes the opposite sex to achieve rapidly **, but Monkey is also this side outstanding person. Because the Monkey, orangutan and other animal copulation of the number of times are very frequent . Moreover the male gender simultaneously has many companions, therefore mother Monkey must find the way to extract the Duke Monkey sperm, but this means are ‚yelling’.” 陶若香险些都要怒火发作了。秦朗见陶若香面色不善,赶紧将音频关掉,然后解释说,“拜托你们不要用有色的眼光来看我好不好？我不是有这方面的变态嗜好,而是对阵下药,为收拾那一只‘飞天猴子’做准备！根据现在的研究结果表明,不仅仅是人类女性的叫声会刺激异性兴奋,从而促进异性迅速达到**,而猴子也是这方面的佼佼者。因为猴子、猩猩等动物交配的次数很频繁,而且雄性同时拥有多个伴侣,所以母猴子必须要想办法榨出公猴子的精子,而这个办法就是‘叫喊’。” Qin Lang has stopped, saw two females to listen, therefore then said with the expression of popular science: „Research showed that Monkey, orangutan and other copulations time, if the female ‚yelling’, the male gender does not release the probability of sperm is less than 10%, otherwise can actually achieve 80%. Therefore, many mother Monkey are this side Expert, they know how to provoke the Duke Monkey desire. Looks.” 秦朗停顿了一下,见两女已经听了进去,于是接着用科普的语气说道:“研究表明,猴子、猩猩等交配的时候,如果雌性不‘叫喊’,雄性释放出精子的概率不到10,反之却能够达到80。所以,很多母猴子都是这方面的高手,它们知道如何撩拨公猴子的欲.望。” „Do you want to direct that Monkey with these cries?” Tao Ruoxiang as if understood the idea of Qin Lang. “你想用这些叫声把那一只猴子引出来？”陶若香似乎明白了秦朗的想法。 „Teacher Tao as expected is intelligent!” Qin Lang nodded with a smile, „I make the person broadcast similar audio frequency on each street with Cellphone, definitely will cause that ‚flying Monkey’ the attention, lives and is separated from City as one monkey group frequently alone for a long time, the desire. The fire cannot obtain vent Monkey, it definitely longs for the opposite sex comfort, therefore it will certainly come!” “陶老师果然聪明！”秦朗笑着点了点头,“我让人在每个街道上用手机播放类似的音频,肯定会引起那一只‘飞天猴子’的注意,作为一个经常在都市单独生活、长期脱离猴群,欲.火得不到发泄的猴子,它肯定是非常渴望异性安慰的,所以它一定会现身！” Tao Ruoxiang and Han Xuan are scared immediately, from formerly to Qin Lang despised to transfer had exclaimed in surprise: 陶若香和韩萱顿时傻眼,从先前对秦朗的鄙视转为了惊叹: Such has the creativity idea, probably also only then Qin Lang such „rarely seen” can want to come out. Moreover, the key is this idea also has very high feasibility unexpectedly! 这么有创意的想法,大概也只有秦朗这样的“奇葩”才能想出来吧。而且,关键是这个想法居然还有很高的可行性！ „Broadcasts with Cellphone, that flying can Monkey hear?” Tao Ruoxiang asked one. “用手机播放,那个飞天猴子能听到么？”陶若香问了一句。 „Relax, each block some people broadcast, it will definitely hear. Although the Cellphone sound is not high, but that Monkey definitely is only sensitive to this sound, it will definitely hear. Let alone, can't I broadcast this sound with the loudspeaker?” Qin Lang also explained that then said that „was good, we walk out of the hotel first, actually to have the use, a while naturally was clear!” “放心吧,每个街区都有人播放,它肯定会听见。手机声音虽然不高,但是那只猴子对这种声音肯定非常敏感的,它肯定会听到的。更何况,我总不能用高音喇叭去播放这种声音吧？”秦朗又解释了一番,然后说道,“好了,我们先出酒店吧,究竟有没有用处,等会儿自然就见分晓了！”
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