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#58: Today the old lady walked


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Qing Yu Tong this proficiently utilized careless character secret art, but Ye Hua by sister-in-law/little aunt innertube careless, saw the person to fall face down, almost resulted in the internal hemorrhage the Ye Hua air/Qi, but wanted to win, that must think, in the present marksmanship, Ye Hua feels or misses many, so long as practiced well to several days, these mixed fish also dare in the face of the main body rampant! 青雨彤这是熟练运用了“苟”字诀,而叶华被小姨子带着“苟”,见人就趴下,差点把叶华气得内出血,但想要获胜,那就要动脑子,以现在的枪法,叶华觉得还是差很多,但只要给几天的时间好好练练,这些杂鱼还敢在本尊面前嚣张吗! How many smoke shell throws, seals up the field of vision, Ye Hua saved the sister-in-law to go, if made seven crimes see, will definitely question, this was beforehand Exalted Venerable? Will save others unexpectedly? 丢上几颗烟雾弹,将视野封住,叶华拯救小姨子去了,如果让七宗罪看见了,肯定会质疑,这还是以前的尊上吗?竟然会救人? The opposite two people seem like the old player, without hasty attack, but Ye Hua also considers in the heart, how can break out of this crisis, by the marksmanship is incorrect. 对面两人似乎是老玩家,没有仓促进攻,而叶华也在心中思量,怎么才能摆脱这次危机,靠枪法是不行的。 Brother-in-law, or I sell to sprout/moe to ask them to put our horse.” The Qing Yu Tong hurried taking medicine that was held, decides to betray the appearance. “姐夫,要不我去卖萌求他们放咱们一马吧。”被扶起来的青雨彤急忙嗑药,决定出卖色相。 As unsurpassed supreme sister-in-law, but also needs you to sell to sprout/moe! 身为无上至尊的小姨子,还需要你去卖萌吗! Does not use!” “不用!” Brother-in-law, now is not being swayed by personal feelings time, we were with great difficulty careless to first 20, died for day, brother-in-law ~ others must eat the chicken chicken ~ “姐夫,现在不是意气用事的时候,咱们好不容易苟到了前20,都死了一天了,姐夫~人家总要吃把鸡鸡嘛~” In the meantime, the smoke shell diverges. 就在此时,烟雾弹散去。 Bang! 砰! Qing Yu Tong passed away again. 青雨彤再次一命呜呼。 How you do not know that hides after the tree!” Ye Hua headache. “你怎么就不知道躲在树后!”叶华头疼。 How would I know the smoke shell did not have, holds me quickly, holds me quickly, I must eat the chicken chicken, I must eat the chicken chicken, I do not die.” Qing Yu Tong honk small mouth. “我哪知道烟雾弹就没了,快扶我,快扶我,我要吃鸡鸡,我要吃鸡鸡,我不要死。”青雨彤嘟了嘟小嘴。 Bang! 砰! It seems like the opposite party wants to kill certainly, the opportunity of holding cleanly does not give, Qing Yu Tong air/Qi is poking beautiful hair, but the Ye Hua position also exposed, by two people double fastener, is been cool! 看来对方是想干净杀绝,连扶的机会都不给,青雨彤气得戳着秀发,而叶华的位置也暴露了,被两人双夹,已经凉凉! Now only Ye Hua must do breaks through, but this two people marksmanship is very accurate, is very difficult to break through, looks at the two person motorcycle of not far away, Ye Hua decides to bet! 现在叶华唯一要做的就是突围,但此两人枪法很准,很难突围出去,看着不远处的双人摩托车,叶华决定赌一把! Puts out the grenade, the pin does not pull out, throws in two people directions, then has no more to do with run toward the motorcycle, really! When the thunder explodes are safe, because they slightly dodges! But after thunder sound, is shows the technology the time! 拿出手雷,销子不拔,朝着两人的方向扔过去,然后拔腿就朝摩托车跑,果然!在雷爆炸的时候自己是安全的,因为他们会稍微的去规避!可是雷响了之后,就是展现技术的时候! dá dá!!! 哒哒哒!!! „, The brother-in-law you are quite coquettish, the snake skin walks the position!” “哇,姐夫你好风骚,蛇皮走位!” Ye Hua did not speak, smoked smoke silently, rookies who oneself no longer just played, although was the snake skin walks the position, but suffered several spears/guns, the blood line direct red, rode the motorcycle fortunately, ran! 叶华不语,默默抽了一口烟,自己不再是刚刚玩的菜鸟,虽然是蛇皮走位,但还是挨了几枪,血线直接红了,还好坐上了摩托车,跑了! Also, the brother-in-law is fierce, .” “也,姐夫厉害,么么哒。” The words have not said, the motorcycle hit the tree, picture one black, Ye Hua losses in road sense 话没说完,摩托车撞树了,画面一黑,叶华在了驾驶技术上・・・ But the person of that two package clips was also ignorant, the belly laugh oneself sick, thinks is a King, has not thought that is a bronze. 而那两个包夹的人也懵了,肚子笑痛,原来以为是个王者,没想到是个青铜啊。 Qing Yu Tong covers the forehead, regarding brother-in-law's driving skills, was the thorough clothing/taking. 青雨彤捂住额头,对于姐夫的车技,算是彻底服了。 Ye Hua thinks, oneself must train hard the marksmanship, this is the top priority, without marksmanship game is not possible to win! 叶华觉得不行,自己要苦练枪法,这才是硬道理,没有枪法这个游戏是不可能赢! I came back.” Qing Ya reminded one lightly. “我回来了。”青雅淡淡提醒了一声。 But Ye Hua complied with one , to continue with the sister-in-law two-row. 叶华应了一声,继续和小姨子双排。 The Qing Ya corners of the mouth pull out slightly, to come back earlier, oneself have not rested, in going home you are only this attitude! 青雅嘴角微微一抽,为了早点回来,自己一刻都没休息,回到家里你就只是这个态度! Snort!” Qing Ya cold snort/hum, returns to the bedroom. “哼!”青雅冷哼一声,返回卧室。 But the two people in two-row are very indifferent, nothing cannot the files be occupied by them to eat the enthusiasm of chicken. 而双排中的两人很淡然,没什么事情都不能档住他们吃鸡的热情。 Sits boards the airplane, Qing Yu Tong opens the wheat, using that sweet sound to say ;Welcome everyone to ride unable to sit idle and eat the chicken XX188 flight, this flight started from the S city, after the air-raid shelter, the R city, school and wild area, was the terminal military base, the airplane has taken off along the way finally, please close all mobile equipment ~ please was the seat belt, received the good small table board, please confirm whether brought the parachute, chose the suitable place parachuting, wish the passengers unable to eat the chicken, fell to the ground the box, drove to explode, airdrops is pounded, runs died poisonously, the street that in the drop silk pressed leapt, * amp ; amp ; amp ; amp ; amp ; amp ; * amp ; amp ; amp ;, 坐上飞机,青雨彤打开麦,用着那甜甜的声音说道;“欢迎大家乘坐吃不了鸡XX188航班,本次航班从S城出发,沿途经过防空洞、R城、学校、野区、最后就是终点站军事基地,飞机已经起飞,请关闭所有移动设备~请您系好安全带,收好小桌板,请确认是否带好降落伞,选择适合的地方跳伞,祝乘客们吃不了鸡,落地成盒,开车爆炸,空投被砸,跑毒身亡,内滴丝按的街腾们,*amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;*amp;amp;amp;, Welcome will continue to visit this flight next time, please remember XX188 , XX 188. ” After Qing Yu Tong said that in the cabin is only left over two people: Brother-in-law ~ handles, we lord over the C character building!” 欢迎下次继续光临本航班,请记住XX188,XX188.”当青雨彤说完之后,舱内只剩下两人:“姐夫~搞定,咱们独霸C字楼!” However after two people parachuting, Qing Yu Tong despaired: Why the entire military base does not have the spear/gun continually!!!” 不过当两人跳伞后,青雨彤绝望了:“为什么整个军事基地连把枪都没有啊!!!” Qing Ya took a bath, prepares to choose one evening dress, looks in mirror, beautiful stayed, was really cheap Ye Hua ~ 青雅洗了一个澡,准备选一套晚礼服,看着镜子里的自己,美呆了,真是便宜叶华了~ However also worries very much, today cannot snatch others' crest of wave, was low-key, looks at the Xīng jìng fan on table, Qing Ya in the hand, gesticulated, then fanned slightly, was really comfortable, blowing the air conditioning was more comfortable, fan where Ye Hua looked, was too mysterious. 但是也很烦恼,今天自己不能抢别人的风头,还是低调一点好了,看着桌上的星净扇,青雅拿在手中,比划了一下,然后微微扇动,真舒服,比吹空调还舒服,叶华到底是从哪里找来的扇子,太神奇了吧。 However oneself can with the fan with one set of clothing, choose one set of white qipao simply, takes the restoring the old route, this, Qing Ya will not choose white qipao of one set of does not have any design against the wind, simply low-key must die, has a beautiful hair plate, reveals the pure white goose neck. 不过自己可以以扇子配一套衣衫,干脆选一套白色旗袍,走复古路线,这样就不会抢风头了,青雅选了一套没有任何图案的白色旗袍,简直低调的要死,将一头秀发盘起,露出洁白的鹅颈。 Was too beautiful.” Qing Ya said depressed, in the situation of now not having put on make-up, it seems like, did not need to put on make-up. “还是太美了。”青雅郁闷说道,现在还是没化妆的情况下,看来以后根本就不用化妆了。 Takes up the Xīng jìng fan, opens, with seat of honor in diamond ring, too the head, has a look to Ye Hua against the wind, does not know that he does will satisfy. 拿起星净扇,刷地一声打开,配上手中的“钻戒”,太抢风头的,给叶华看看,不知道他会不会满意。 „Does Ye Hua, have a look at my clothes?” Opens the door, the Qing Ya gentle voice asks Dawn. ” Ye Hua has not returned, should say in a soft voice. 叶华,看看我这一套衣服行吗?”推开门,青雅柔声问道恩。”叶华头都没回,轻声应道。 Elder sister, you puts on anything to be attractive.” Qing Yu Tong reveals the flattering unique skill, making Qing Ya more comfortable, this bastard occupied oneself such a greatly cheaply, has not known to treasure! “姐,你穿什么都好看。”青雨彤亮出拍马屁绝招,让青雅舒服了一些,这个混蛋占了自己这么一个大便宜,还不知道珍惜! Ye Hua, you prepare quickly, in two hours we.” Qing Ya looks at the clock, now six points. 叶华,你快去准备一下,再过两个小时我们就出发了。”青雅看着时钟,现在都六点了。 Ye Hua pulled out one, said lightly: When I said that can? You, do not permit!” 叶华抽了一口,淡淡说道:“我什么时候说要去了?还有你,不准去!” You!!!” Qing Ya was really angry, this is a bastard, only knows that plays the game to watch the animated cartoon, anything does not manage! “你!!!”青雅真的生气了,这就是个混蛋,只知道玩游戏看动画片,什么都不管! Indignant Qing Ya pulled out the power source directly, then returns to the bedroom, but also the door closes layer on layer/heavily. 气愤中的青雅直接拔了电源,然后返回卧室,还重重地将门关上。 Brother-in-law, you have a look at the elder sister.” Qing Yu Tong swung the Ye Hua persuasion saying that was mad to pulling out the power source “姐夫,你去看看姐姐吧。”青雨彤摇了摇叶华劝说道,都气到拔电源了・・・ Ye Hua pinches to extinguish the cigarette butt, walks toward the bedroom indifferently, was just preparing to teach these rampant human well, was pulled out the power source, this Qing Ya, but also thinks that became clever! Has not thought that is as always! 叶华掐熄烟头,冷漠地朝着卧室走去,刚刚正准备好好教训那些嚣张的人类,就被拔了电源,这个青雅,还以为变乖了!没想到还是一如既往! Opens the door of bedroom, sees Qing Ya to tidy up the clothes, stance that must leave home. 打开卧室的门,就看见青雅在收拾衣服,一副要离家出走的架势。 A Ye Hua brow wrinkle, shouted: „Do you do!” 叶华眉头一皱,喝道:“你干什么!” I walk! I received enough you!” Qing Ya cold sound shouted. “我走!我受够你了!”青雅冷声喝道。 The Ye Hua trend goes, flings the suitcase one side, straight sound. 叶华走向前去,将行李箱甩到一边,哐哐直响。 Hides sinks in the Qing Yu Tong heart that out of the door listens secretly, is this really must fight? 躲在门外偷听的青雨彤心中一沉,这是真的要打架吗? You said again one time!” The Ye Hua vision is indifferent, the tone suddenly becomes cold, overlooks to look at front woman, regarding others, this possibly is the unattainable woman, but regarding Ye Hua, she is only a unqualified wife! “你再说一次!”叶华目光冷漠,语气骤然变冷,俯视看着面前的女人,对于别人来说,这可能是高不可攀的女人,但对于叶华来说,她只是一个不合格的妻子! Qing Ya is not affable: You think that I do not dare, I told you Ye Hua! I walk today!” 青雅也不是好惹的:“你以为我不敢吗,我告诉你叶华!我今天走定了!”
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