„Brother-in-law ~” Qing Yu Tong brings the weeping voice to invest the Ye Hua bosom. “姐夫~”青雨彤带着哭腔投入叶华的怀里。 This Qing Yu Tong attire, was really frightened actually not, this TMD is anything plays! Just the parachuting, picked a small pistol, then opened the door, bang bang bang died. 这倒不是青雨彤装的,真的被吓到了,这TMD是什么游戏啊！刚刚跳伞,捡了一把小手枪,然后一开门,砰砰砰自己就死了。 , Oneself picked 98 K with joy, just stepped onto the staircase, bang bang bang Qing Yu Tong felt that this game cannot play, such big map, altogether 100 people, but always felt that 99 are staring at itself. 还有一把,自己喜滋滋地捡了一把98K,刚走上楼梯,砰砰砰・・・青雨彤感觉这游戏不能玩,这么大的地图,总共才100人,但总感觉有99个盯着自己。 The key point is this sudden sound of gunfire, frightened not to have the Qing Yu Tong soul simply, because the system said that must be biggest the earphone sound tonality, then can hear the sound of footsteps, but Qing Yu Tong only heard own squeal. 重点是这突如其来的枪声,简直把青雨彤魂都吓没了,因为系统说了,要把耳机声音调最大,那么就能听到脚步声,但青雨彤只听见了自己的尖叫声。 Although there is a system to be auxiliary, but eventually is a girl, the state of mind is not good, was frightened very much easily by the unknown thing. 虽然有系统辅助,但终究是个女孩子,心境没那么好,很容易就被未知的东西吓到。 „What's wrong?” Seeing the sister-in-law is so suffering, the Ye Hua sinking sound asked that anyone dares to bully own sister-in-law! “怎么了？”见小姨子这么委屈,叶华沉声问道,什么人敢欺负自己的小姨子！ Qing Yu Tong is pointing at the computer, is miserable: „They bully me!” 青雨彤指着电脑,楚楚可怜道:“他们欺负我！” Ye Hua close to computer, but is only a game, really makes much ado about nothing. 叶华靠近电脑,不过只是个游戏而已,真是大惊小怪。 „Brother-in-law helps me revenge ~” Qing Yu Tong is unwilling, the brother-in-law seems very fierce, certainly can eat the chicken. “姐夫帮我报仇~”青雨彤不甘心,姐夫看起来就很厉害,一定能吃鸡。 Ye Hua sighed, the game of human development was too weak, this type virtual killed what meaning, bored! However the sister-in-law was bullied, as brother-in-law, as unsurpassed supreme, that face must to come back! 叶华叹了口气,人类开发的游戏太幼稚了,这种虚拟打打杀杀有什么意思,无聊！但是小姨子被欺负了,作为姐夫,作为无上至尊,那面子是得要回来！ „How to play?” Ye Hua lights cigarette to ask lightly. “怎么玩？”叶华点燃一根烟淡淡问道。 „Opening parachute, equips to depend entirely on snatches.” Although Qing Yu Tong has not ended several, understood deep meaning actually. “开局降落伞,装备全靠抢。”青雨彤虽然没完几把,倒是悟出了其中的奥义。 Ye Hua also thinks that is anything, said lightly: „Takes the ash-tray to me.” 叶华还以为是什么东西,淡淡说道:“给我拿个烟灰缸来。” „Is good to force ~” Qing Yu Tong prepares the ash-tray, the soft drink, spicy strip, even also stands in Ye Hua gives its massage behind, simply is five-star enjoyment. “好勒~”青雨彤屁颠屁颠地就去准备烟灰缸,汽水,辣条,甚至还站在叶华身后给其按摩,简直就是五星级的享受。 „Brother-in-law, a that game starts.” “姐夫,点那个游戏开始。” The Ye Hua at a moderate pace point comes up, quick enters the game. 叶华不紧不慢点上去,很快就进入游戏。 „Brother-in-law, you must bring the earphone to play, otherwise does not play well.” Qing Yu Tong pretty reminder. “姐夫,你要带耳机才能玩,不然玩不好的。”青雨彤娇滴滴的提醒一声。 Ye Hua shot the cigarette ash: „Looks well.” 叶华弹了弹烟灰:“看着就好。” „Oh ~” Qing Yu Tong honk the mouth, the brother-in-law real boasting, do not wear the earphone. “哦~”青雨彤嘟了嘟嘴,姐夫真牛皮,连耳机都不要戴。 The picture just a appearance, Ye Hua narrowed the eye, pressed F instantaneously. 画面刚刚一出现,叶华眯了眯眼睛,瞬间就按了F。 „Brother-in-law, how you pressed F quickly, you must read the map.” Qing Yu Tong calls out in alarm one. “姐夫,你怎么这么快就按F了,你要看地图啊。”青雨彤惊呼一声。 The Ye Hua sinking sound said: „Peaceful!” 叶华沉声说道:“安静！” „Oh ~” “哦~” Is controlling the keyboard and mouse, Ye Hua is shocking but not dangerous finally falls on the ground. 控制着键盘和鼠标,叶华总算是有惊无险地落在地上。 „Brother-in-law, there has a person, ran toward you! Run!” Qing Yu Tong one was excited, both hands are whipping Ye Hua, making him run. “姐夫,那里有个人,朝你跑来了！快跑啊！”青雨彤一下就激动了,双手拍打着叶华,让他快跑。 Cracking a joke, as unsurpassed supreme also serves a need to run, in the past had not dreaded facing the powerful ten times of enemies, trivial human also wants to be escaped by oneself! Weak! 开什么玩笑,身为无上至尊还用得着跑吗,当年面对强大十倍的敌人都未曾畏惧,区区人类也想让自己逃跑！幼稚！ „Brother-in-law, he must come, hammers him!” “姐夫,他要过来了,锤他！” Ye Hua cold snort/hum, the trivial mixed fish also dares to bluff and bluster in the face of the main body! 叶华冷哼一声,区区杂鱼也敢在本尊面前耀武扬威！ „Brother-in-law, moves!” Qing Yu Tong quickly shouts. “姐夫,动啊！”青雨彤急忙喊道。 Ye Hua selected left key at a moderate pace, a hook! 叶华不紧不慢点了左键,一记勾拳！ But the opposite party jumped fiercely, explodes the fist! 而对方猛地跳了起来,一爆拳！ Picture black 画面黑了・・・ Ye Hua: „” 叶华:“・・・・・・” Qing Yu Tong: „” 青雨彤:“・・・・・・” Places in the earphone on table to resound the voice of opposite party immediately: „Boy, contests with this fist sovereign, you practice.” 放在桌上的耳机里顿时响起对方的声音:“小子,和本拳皇过招,你还是多练练吧。” Ye Hua looks at the screen dull, Qing Yu Tong understood very much brother-in-law mood at this moment, comforts saying: „Brother-in-law did not fear, stands to continue to rub.” 叶华呆呆地看着屏幕,青雨彤很理解姐夫此刻的心情,安慰道:“姐夫不怕,站起来继续撸。” How possibly! Was exploded by trivial human unexpectedly, simply is the great shame, even also obtains the comfort of sister-in-law! 怎么可能！竟然被区区人类爆头了,简直就是奇耻大辱,甚至还获得小姨子的安慰！ Lights cigarette again, Ye Hua from the recent game, was just the general idea/careless. 再次点燃一根烟,叶华从新进游戏,刚刚是自己大意了。 „Brother-in-law, no rush, we toward person few place parachuting.” Although Qing Yu Tong is timid, but the mind has, at the present level, definitely cannot jump toward person many places. “姐夫,别急,咱们往人少的地方跳伞。”青雨彤虽然胆子小,但头脑还是有的,以现在的水平,肯定不能往人多的地方跳。 Ye Hua opens the map, how oneself possibly jump toward person few places, that is the performance that instigates, my unsurpassed supreme murder are countless, when has instigated! 叶华打开地图,自己怎么可能往人少的地方跳,那是怂的表现,我无上至尊杀人无数,什么时候怂过！ „Brother-in-law, how you jumps such crowded room, I old was just compelled to kill Yin.” “姐夫,你怎么跳这么密集的屋子啊,我刚刚就被老阴逼杀了的。” „Peaceful!” The Ye Hua sinking sound said, a broken game is difficult to obtain me to be unsurpassed! “安静！”叶华沉声说道,一个破游戏还难得到我无上至尊！ Qing Yu Tong honk the small mouth, it seems like brother-in-law returned vegetable/dish also a being as deep as a well appearance. 青雨彤嘟了嘟小嘴,看来姐夫比自己还菜・・・还一副高深莫测的样子。 Ye Hua observed, minimum more than ten jumped this place personally, that makes you have a look to anger the unsurpassed supreme fate! 叶华观察了一下,起码十多个人跳了这个地方,那就让你们看看惹怒无上至尊的下场！ „Brother-in-law, enters the room to pick the spear/gun quickly!” “姐夫,快进屋捡枪！” Ye Hua has not entered the room, stands on the main road, disdains saying: „Spear/Gun is the thing that the child plays, the fist is the top priority!” 叶华根本就没进屋,站在大道上,不屑道:“枪是小孩子玩的东西,拳头才是硬道理！” Qing Yu Tong was ignorant, crazy say/way: „Can brother-in-law, not install to compel?” 青雨彤懵了,痴痴道:“姐夫,能不装逼吗？” The words just became quiet, dá dá dá, picture one black. 话刚刚落音,哒哒哒,画面一黑。 Shameless human! Unexpectedly in secret sneak attack! Does not have including the courage of only selecting, this and beforehand these human have anything to distinguish, bastard! 无耻的人类！竟然暗中偷袭！连单挑的勇气都没有,这和以前那些人类有什么区别,混蛋！ Do not think that a muscle of Wei Chang comes, what eldest child to have what subordinate with no reason at all. 不要以为魏常的一根筋是无缘无故而来,有什么样的老大就有什么样的属下。 „Brother-in-law, that or also do I come?” The Qing Yu Tong gentle sound said, brother-in-law's complexion is not quite probably good, was black. “姐夫,那个・・・要不还我来吧？”青雨彤柔和声说道,姐夫的脸色好像不太好,都黑了。 Ye Hua did not speak, selected! 叶华不语,又点了进去！ Same place, but this Ye Hua has not stood in the street center, despicable human, you are doomed to withstand the unsurpassed supreme anger! 还是同样的地方,但这次叶华没有站在马路中央,卑鄙的人类,你们注定要承受无上至尊的怒火！ „Brother-in-law, spear/gun spear/gun!!!” Qing Ya is pointing at the corner in house. “姐夫,枪枪！！！”青雅指着房子里的一角。 „I not blind!” “我没瞎！” Ye Hua picked up M16 with very slow speed, in addition 60 rounds of bullets, never expected that I unsurpassed supreme have with one day of spear/gun, is really the satire! 叶华用非常缓慢的速度捡起了M16,加上60发子弹,没想到我无上至尊还有用枪的一天,真是讽刺！ Just searched for a bed closet, then. 只是刚刚搜完一件小卧室,回头。 „Bang!” “砰！” A sprayer finished the Ye Hua role secretly, the picture again, the smoke on Ye Hua mouth burnings out, the cigarette ash on such as the Ye Hua mood, falls slowly. 一把喷子结束了叶华的角色,画面再次暗了下来,叶华嘴上的烟烧尽,烟灰就如叶华的心情,缓缓掉落。 Oneself were killed three times by human unexpectedly! Entire three times! This is the great shame! This hatred/enemy Jieda did, believe snap your fingers you to probably die! 自己竟然被人类杀了三次！整整三次！这是奇耻大辱！这仇结大了,信不信打个响指你们全都得死！ „Brother-in-law, I make you have the earphone, you do not wear, real vegetable/dish ~” “姐夫,我让你戴耳机吧,你不戴,真菜~” Actually also by sister-in-law despising! 竟然还被小姨子给鄙视了！ „Brother-in-law is not angry, the sister-in-law revenges to you ~” “姐夫不生气,小姨子给你报仇~” Even also needs the sister-in-law to revenge, if this passes on, main body face what save! 甚至还需要小姨子来报仇,这要是传出去,本尊脸面何存！ „Brother-in-law ~ your how brazen, I must play ~” Qing Yu Tong realized that pleasure of game, but Ye Hua was wild with rage by this game. “姐夫~你怎么赖皮啊,我也要玩啊~”青雨彤才体会到游戏的乐趣,而叶华被这个游戏气疯了。 „Or the brother-in-law you also buys one high to place here with the computer, we can the two-row, that in your office definitely unable to play.” “要不姐夫你也去买一台高配电脑放在这里,我们就能双排了,你办公室里的那台肯定玩不了。” Ye Hua has a grudge to report the person, except for Qing Ya, this game makes Ye Hua be angry very much! 叶华可是有仇必报之人,除了青雅,这个游戏让叶华很生气！ „You help me buy!” “你帮我买！” „Cell phone ~” Qing Yu Tong puts out a hand, without thinking oneself create with the brother-in-law plays game together, that leaves overthrows the brother-in-law is not far. “手机~”青雨彤伸出手,没想到自己无意间就造成和姐夫一起玩游戏的局面,那离推倒姐夫也不远了。 Ye Hua gives Qing Yu Tong the cell phone, oneself stand in the balcony smokes, stands firm the mentality! Sly human, main body experience human nature for all-around understanding you! 叶华将手机交给青雨彤,自己站在阳台抽根烟,稳住心态！狡猾的人类,本尊这次体会人性就是为了全方位的了解你们！