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#54: Cannot be attractive

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Monday Long'an was covered by dark clouds, immediately had the light rain, Ye Hua opened the eye, touched the chest subconsciously, one side relaxes, Qing Ya that turned head to look at sleeps soundly, the corners of the mouth brings back a curve, put out a hand to caress that mild-mannered beautiful hair. 周一的龙安市被一片乌云所笼罩,随即下了小雨,叶华睁开眼睛,下意识地摸了摸胸,松了口气,扭头看着一旁熟睡的青雅,嘴角勾起一丝弧度,伸手抚了抚那一头柔顺的秀发。 „ying chirp ~” “嘤嘤嘤~” Seeing Qing Ya must have the sign of waking up, Ye Hua receives to reach behind the back instantaneously. 见青雅要有醒来的迹象,叶华瞬间收回手。 „Several points?” Qing Ya asked spookily. “几点了？”青雅幽幽问道。 „Six points.” “六点。” „I give you to buy the breakfast.” “我给你去买早餐。” In the Ye Hua heart shakes, said slowly: „Do not go, outside rains.” 叶华心中一震,缓缓说道:“别去了,外面下雨。” „Un, I rest again, seven points called me.” Was saying Qing Ya goes off gradually. “恩,那我再睡一下,七点叫我。”说着青雅又渐渐睡去。 „Good.” “好。” But Ye Hua is unable to go to sleep again, if had not just misunderstood, she said that she must buy the breakfast, Ye Hua smiled suddenly, this time curve is especially big. 而叶华无法再入眠,如果刚刚没听错的话,她说她要去买早餐,叶华突然笑了,这次的弧度格外大。 Is this of human cares mutually? Is this so-called couple? Before remembering is very long, oneself have also killed such several couples, still remembers, at that time that human woman died, but that man becomes especially crazy, although is unproductive, but is very curious he so to be why sad 这就是人类的那种相互关心吗？这就是所谓的夫妻吗？记得很久以前,自己也杀过那么几对夫妻,至今还记得,当时那个人类女人死了,而那个男人变得格外疯狂,虽然都是徒劳,但很好奇他为什么那么悲伤・・・ However the present was understood, if who wanted the life of this woman, then oneself 然而现在算是明白了,如果谁要了这个女人的命,那么自己・・・ „Ye Hua, several points?” Blurry Qing Ya asked unclearly, if made Ye Hua choose, hopes that Qing Ya stayed the condition that these half dream partly awoke forever, this time she looked like only small kitty to result, after she woke up, turned into the cat that did without sparing anyone's sensibilities always opposes “叶华,几点了？”迷迷糊糊的青雅含糊不清问道,如果让叶华选择,希望青雅永远保持这半梦半醒的状态,这时候的她像只小猫咪似得,只是当她醒来之后,就变成一只不讲情面老是作对的猫了・・・ Ye Hua looked at a clock: „Also misses for ten minutes on seven points.” 叶华看了一下时钟:“还差十分钟就七点。” Qing Ya opens the beautiful pupil, that soft manner was just nothing left, sits up the body to support to stretch, but Ye Hua by looks at this charming back in the bedhead, oneself kill people innumerably, never expected that side the present can lie down unexpectedly a human. 青雅睁开美眸,刚刚那软绵绵的神态荡然无存,坐起身子撑了个懒腰,而叶华靠在床头看着这迷人的背影,自己杀人无数,没想到现在身边竟然可以躺着一个人类。 Qing Ya, as if prepared and Ye Hua comes a early morning mouth weaponry, waited for one minute not to see Ye Hua to speak, the Qing Ya doubts extremely, does this fellow use what new tactic today? 青雅顿了顿,似乎准备和叶华来一场清晨嘴仗,等了一分钟都还不见叶华说话,青雅疑惑万分,难道这家伙今天采用什么新的战术了吗？ Wears the slipper of SH soft baby version, Qing Ya decides motionless, first to wash in secret, then goes to work, if he is not accurate, oneself noisy cries is unruly 穿SH绵宝宝版的拖鞋,青雅决定暗中不动,先去洗漱,然后去上班,要是他不准,自己就・・・就・・・就闹・・・就哭・・・就撒泼・・・ „!!!” “啊！！！” Just entered the washroom, only listened to Qing Ya to send out a scream, as if saw Ye Hua true body to result. 刚走进洗手间,只听青雅发出一声尖叫,仿佛看见叶华的真身似得。 Ye Hua also thinks that Qing Ya threw down, cannot attend to anything, the form one appears in the washroom. 叶华还以为青雅摔倒了,顾不上什么,身影一下就出现在洗手间。 Throwing down in imagination has not appeared, but is Qing Ya is looking in a mirror, is touching own cheeks, that surprised appearance also thinks that disfigured one's face. 只是想象中的摔倒没有出现,而是青雅照着镜子,抚摸着自己的脸颊,那吃惊的模样还以为是毁容了。 „Is all right do not randomly call!” The Ye Hua sinking sound said, opened the door. “没事别乱叫！”叶华沉声说道,开门走了出去。 Qing Ya does not know Ye Hua to come, shocks in own appearance completely, how to want in beautiful compared with yesterday many? This flesh achieved truly fair and healthy-looking, Heaven, how oneself became this attractively! 青雅根本就不知道叶华进来,完全震惊在自己的容颜中,怎么比昨天要美上许多呢？这肌肤真正的达到了白里透红,天呐,自己怎么漂亮成这样了！ It is not good, is not good, oneself cannot be attractive, otherwise was too cheap that fellow, had such pretty wife to be chatty, trades tries personally, has worked as itself Laofoye, hit wherever he wants. 不行,不行,自己不能再漂亮了,不然就太便宜那个家伙了,有这么漂亮的老婆还叽叽歪歪,换个人试试,早就把自己当老佛爷给供起来了,指哪打哪。 After washing, Qing Ya discovered that Ye Hua not in bedroom, is just an opportunity! Changes the small suit immediately, with hold/container hold/container, the bow of thief the body is walking likely, the sound that but that high-heeled shoes send is a little really big, Qing Ya this is also burying head in the sand. 洗漱完之后,青雅发现叶华没有在卧室,刚好是个机会！立马换上小西装,拿上包包,像个贼似的躬着身子走路,但是那高跟鞋发出来的响声实在有点大,青雅这也是在掩耳盗铃。 Was shocking but not dangerous to go down the staircase, Qing Ya patted striking one's chest, but thinks Ye Hua will be worried about itself, when the time comes had a fit of temper like that day, ok, kept a paper to him. 有惊无险走下楼梯,青雅拍了拍胸脯,不过一想到叶华会担心自己,到时候又像那天一样发脾气,算了,给他留一张纸条。 Presses the paper on the bar, Qing Ya leaves quietly settles, is opening the door outside that Audi A8 to go to the Long'an subsidiary company. 将纸条压在吧台上,青雅悄悄地离开了清吧,开着门外的那辆奥迪A8前往龙安市的分公司。 After Qing Ya just left, Ye Hua goes out from the hall, actually watches, has not stopped. 在青雅刚刚离开后,叶华从大厅一侧走出,其实都看在眼里,没有制止而已。 Looked at the small paper in hand, the Ye Hua chuckle, the paper was changing to the dust instantaneously. 看着手中的小纸条,叶华轻笑了一声,纸条瞬间化作尘埃。 „ Ye Hua, “叶华, I went to work, really has very important matter, when I processed, my family work , the tonight's banquet I hope that you can accompany me to go, otherwise we really must eat the earth. ” This silly woman, can enjoy with my dragon meat at any time, how possibly to eat the earth. 我去上班了,真的有很重要的事情,等我处理好了,我就家庭办公,还有啊,今天晚上的宴会我希望你能陪我去,不然咱们真的要去吃土了。”这个傻女人,跟我连龙肉都可以随时享用,怎么可能吃土。 Today is happy, changes the taste, goes to street there to buy the fried cake fruit, but also wants a several plus one egg, but also wants several plus one root ham, was only the human aunt was too mean-spirited, the additional thing also asked for money, does not know that the main body ate the thing your here, that was your being honored. 今天心情不错,换换口味,去街头那里买个煎饼果子,还要多加一个蛋,还要多加一根火腿,只是人类大妈太小气了,加东西还要钱,不知道本尊在你这里吃东西,那就是你的荣幸吗。 Ye Hua just walked, the Qing Yu Tong bedroom also spreads an extremely heartshaking and moving scream, Qing Yu Tong holds own face unbelievable, this face looked for more than 20 years, how can beautiful become this today, although the change is not very big, but is beautiful, want to come up to lick one. 叶华刚走,青雨彤的卧室也传出一声惊天地泣鬼神的尖叫,青雨彤难以置信地捧着自己的脸,这张脸都看了二十多年,怎么今天可以美成这样,虽然变化不是很大,但就是美,就连自己都想上去舔一口。 „Xiao Guaiguai, what tricks did you get up to me yesterday evening? Ok ~ stand of this face in front of toward the brother-in-law, does not believe the brother-in-law to be able to bear ~” powerful self-confident inflates in the Qing Yu Tong innermost feelings, is not boasts, the check the finger brother-in-law can overthrow. “小乖乖,你昨天晚上是不是对我做了什么手脚？可以嘛~这张脸往姐夫面前一站,就不信姐夫能忍得住~”一股强大的自信在青雨彤的内心膨胀,不是自己吹牛,勾勾手指姐夫就能推倒。 The system is also a face compels ignorant: „Master I” 系统也是一脸懵逼中:“主人・・・我・・・” „Xiao Guaiguai, you were needless saying that although you were usually stingy, but at crucial moment was very credible.” Qing Yu Tong is pulling up lightly beautiful hair, is biting the lip. “小乖乖,你不用多说,虽然你平时抠门了点,但关键时候还是挺靠谱的。”青雨彤轻撩着秀发,然后咬着下嘴唇。 „Heaven, I wished one could managing myself ~ why I must grow into this, this bit the movement of lip to make me unable to bear ~ I must go to front of the elder sister dai Chinese zither.” Was saying Qing Yu Tong ran, the gate did not knock rushed in the Ye Hua bedroom. “天呐,我恨不得把自己给办了~我为什么要长成这样,这咬嘴唇的动作让我受不了了~我得去姐姐面前嘚瑟一下。”说着青雨彤就跑了出去,门也不敲闯进了叶华的卧室。 Also thinks what extraordinary scene, finally the bedroom is spatial, did these two people go to do very early in the morning? 原本还以为有什么火爆的场面,结果卧室都是空的,这两个人一大早去干什么了？ Arrives at downstairs Yi Ran not to see the person's shadow, bored Qing Yu Tong sits on the bar simply laughs foolishly, yesterday the brother-in-law that to oneself, definitely unexpectedly today can regret must die, ahem ~ 来到楼下依然没见到人影,无聊的青雨彤干脆坐在吧台上傻乐呵,昨天姐夫竟然那么对自己,今天肯定会后悔的要死,哼哼~ Has not waited excessively for a long time, the goal character appeared! Qing Yu Tong runs up to excitedly is eating the fried cake fruit in front of Ye Hua: „Brother-in-law, you looks at my face, feels differently?” 没等过久,目标人物出现了！青雨彤兴奋跑到正在吃煎饼果子的叶华面前:“姐夫,你看我脸,有没有感觉不一样了？” Ye Hua knitting the brows head, this should be the effect of gold/metal Xianhe pulp, has not thought that the effect is good, the sister-in-law whole effect became perfect, but the present sister-in-law does not have a right occupation. 叶华皱了皱眉头,这应该是金纤鹤肉质的效果,没想效果还蛮好,小姨子整体效果变得完美了,只是现在的小姨子还是没个正行。 „Truly different, were many gum in the eyes.” Ye Hua said calmly, bypasses absent-minded Qing Yu Tong to step onto the staircase. “确实不一样,多了眼屎。”叶华平静说道,绕过失神中的青雨彤走上楼梯。 The auditory hallucination, just definitely presented the auditory hallucination! If nothing else, must pass depending on this face child kills, but the brother-in-law actually said that I have the gum in the eyes, this is how possible! 幻听,刚刚肯定是出现了幻听！别的不说,凭这张脸小孩都得通杀,而姐夫竟然说我有眼屎,这怎么可能！ „Master, your corner of the eye really has small gum in the eyes.” “主人,你眼角确实有一块小小的眼屎。” „!!! How you did not say early!” “啊！！！你怎么不早说！” Qing Yu Tong felt oneself were with mistakenly the teammate, this will not remind. 青雨彤觉得自己是跟错了队友,这都不会提醒吗。 Also, beautiful became this unable to attract the brother-in-law, is it possible that is the brother-in-law gay? Should not, this face gay still probably kneel to lick even, let alone irritable stature 再说了,美成这样都没能吸引到姐夫,姐夫莫非是gay？不应该啊,这张脸一出就算是gay也得跪舔,更别说火爆的身材了・・・
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