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#93: Tosca of tragedy

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Chapter 93 第93章 Tosca of tragedy 悲剧的托斯卡 Actually was front Mr. minor character insane my appeared auditory hallucinations? This is what everything in disorder utterly unjustified reason Ah? 究竟是面前的龙套先生疯了还是我出现了幻听？这算什么乱七八糟毫无道理的理由啊？ But saw look that surroundings person has not revealed the question, the starry eyed look that even several not understanding the true situation women revealed a face the expression that puts on airs to be charmed by Tosca, I can only sigh speechless, local conditions and social customs of different are not I and other normal people were really understandable, unexpectedly can raise justifiablily including the duel that talked nonsense, perhaps the viewers did not care about the duel was whether meaningful, duel both sides actually who was wrong to whom, what they want to see was only lively, in this turbulent, but chaotic age, people already not how many normal entertainment project that moreover suited. 可是看到周围的人没有一个露出质疑的神色,甚至还有几个不明真相的妇女露出了一脸被托斯卡装模作样的表情迷倒的花痴神色,我只能无语地感叹,异界的风土人情果然不是我等正常人可以理解的,居然连这么扯淡的决斗都可以名正言顺地提出来,也或许看客们根本不在乎决斗是否有意义,决斗双方究竟谁对谁错,他们想看到的只是热闹而已,在这个动荡而混乱的年代,人们已经没有多少正常而且适合的娱乐项目了。 Tosca the wishful thinking in heart hits the deafening noise now, he believes that front countryside boy does not dare to accept own challenge, when the time comes oneself can shame him well, in this all take the strength as to revere in World, the coward will never probably earn others' respect, his wife and fiancee will definitely abandon this pitiful fellow, then in investment more attractive own bosom, if opposite party not to know the immensity of heaven and earth accepted own challenge, that is better, the civilians are impossible to obtain the system the fight skill, but are actually a senior soldier, on the field of honor on can heartily. Bullies, the shame opposite party, so long as in exhibits a expert(s) appearance to let off that half-dead bumpkin finally, at present these beautiful women naturally can know that who is more reliable one. 托斯卡现在心中的如意算盘打得山响,他坚信面前的乡下小子不敢接受自己的挑战,到时候自己就可以好好地羞辱一下他,在这个一切以力量为尊的世界里,懦夫永远不可能获得别人的尊重,他的妻子和未婚妻肯定会抛弃这个可怜的家伙,转而投入更加有魅力的自己的怀抱中,假如对方不知天高地厚地接受了自己的挑战,那更好,平民是不可能获得系统的战斗技巧的,而自己却是一个高阶的战士,在决斗场上自己就可以尽情地欺负、羞辱对方,只要在最后再摆出一副高手的样子放过那个半死不活的土包子,眼前这几位美女自然会知道谁才是更可靠的一个。 In fast revolution to the Tosca head the formula based on different World values I am naturally impossible to understand, but shuttle free I had guessed correctly his approximate idea in various types of class/flow novels all the year round, although felt hard to approve of very much, but thinks that this World present situation, Tosca action many also calculates the somewhat reasonable place. 对托斯卡脑袋里飞快运转的以异世界价值观为基础的计算公式我自然不可能理解,但是长年在各种流小说中穿梭自如的我早已经将他大致的想法猜到了,虽然感到很难以赞同,不过想到这个世界的现状,托斯卡的举动多少也算有些合理之处。 What a pity is, not to mention Qianqian they absolutely not because this bored reason, but has a wee bit favorable impressions to Tosca, will be I will not be similar to the expectation of Tosca is so easy to handle absolutely. 可惜的是,且不说浅浅她们绝对不会因为这点无聊的理由而对托斯卡产生一丁点的好感,就是我也绝对不会如同托斯卡的预料那样容易搞定。 Looks at Tosca that arrogant expression, I feel uncomfortable, therefore raised tossed about well the idea of this fellow. 看着托斯卡那副趾高气扬的表情,我不由感到一阵不爽,于是升起了好好折腾一下这家伙的想法。 „Duel? Good Oh!” “决斗？好啊！” I replied neatly, probably a moment ago the opposite party proposed was not a duel matter of life and death, but proposed some bar whiled away the time afternoon. 我干脆利落地回答道,就好像刚才对方提出的不是一场性命攸关的决斗,而是提议去某间酒吧消遣一下午似的。 Tosca very obvious didn't expect I really dare to accept a challenge unexpectedly, moreover complies is so relaxed, but he gawked, then regarded the performance of acting the hero my response, therefore showed a relaxed smile, the ruthless color of eyeground flashes past, then said magnanimously: „Your brave is praiseworthy, although I am a knight who has the good education, but you are actually one use the small method to injure by cheating others 's gambler, but I am willing and will choose the power of duel place and time because of your brave give you.” 托斯卡很明显没想到我竟然真的敢应战,而且还答应的这么轻松,但是他只是愣了一下,便将我的反应当成了硬充好汉的表现,于是露出了一个轻松的笑容,眼底的狠色一闪而过,然后大度地说道:“你的勇敢值得称赞,虽然我是一名有着良好教养的骑士,而你却是一个利用小手段坑骗他人的赌棍,不过我还是愿意因你的勇敢而将选择决斗地点和时间的权力让给你。” Meow, this fellow, if throws on the Earth one is every year goes to the Kyles card to hold the lord of young metal statue! Listens to his forceful words, looks at his righteous qi ice expression however, I have saying that he can install! 喵的,这家伙如果扔到地球上一准是每年去奥斯卡捧小金人的主！听他那铿锵有力的话语,看他那正气凌然的表情,就连我自己都不得不说,丫太能装了！ What a pity is, pirating peddler Carrow that becomes Zenith hand/subordinate the upright knight face, has let the good habit that I will form will never judge people solely on appearance, the just face that Tosca this installed compared with the Carrow's knight face radically is the difference of small monster and Ultraman...... 可惜的是,手下有一个成天顶着刚正骑士脸的盗版贩子西卡罗,已经让我养成了永远不以貌取人的良好习惯,托斯卡这张装出来的正义面孔跟西卡罗的骑士脸比起来根本就是小怪兽和奥特曼的区别…… „Then on the next evening,” I pondered pretentiously, does not seem to understand that the forthcoming duel will be a how dangerous matter, „20 li (0.5 km) small plain of place on outside city.” “那就明天傍晚吧,”我装模作样地思考了一下,似乎根本就不明白即将发生的决斗是多么危险的一件事情,“地点在城外二十里的小平原上。” Tosca heard my reply to stare, he has known, noon tomorrow the young plain generals outside city will have Xiling Apostle and imperial knight group conducts the strength exchange the matter, but by his position, still was very even difficult to obtain more news, Xiling Apostle's visited has been listed as Supreme to be secret, Tosca also the related news that „accidentally” heard from own father there. 托斯卡听到我的回答愣了一下,他已经知道,明天中午在城外的小平原上将会有希灵使徒和皇家骑士团进行实力交流的事情,不过即使是以他的地位,也很难得到更多的消息,希灵使徒的到访已经被列为了最高机密,托斯卡也是从自己的父亲那里“偶然”听到的相关消息。 Should be only foreign land people of a number of some strengths, although this Pope and Emperor your majesty takes seriously a group of heathens to make people feel very difficult to understand, then but are little significance to oneself . Moreover the time setting of duel in evening, staggered noon time, pours to have nothing to be worried. 应该只是一批有些实力的异邦人吧,虽然这次教宗和皇帝陛下如此重视一批异教徒让人感到很难理解,不过那对自己没多大关系,而且决斗的时间设定在傍晚,也错开了中午的时间,倒没什么可担心的。 Tosca is so thinking, Xiling Apostle that will not have braved suddenly cares, but the opposite party was located on the plain outside city to make him cannot help but the duel place associate to these foreign land people. 托斯卡如此想着,并没有将突然冒出来的希灵使徒放在心上,只是对方将决斗地点设在城外的平原上让他不由自主地联想到了那些异邦人身上。 „Good, then the duel place establishes outside the city the plain, next evening time I there you- hopes that do not break a promise.” “好吧,那么决斗地点就设定在城外平原,明天傍晚的时候我会在那里等你-希望你不要毁约。” The Tosca gentleman is smiling, as if had seen several beautiful women go to as of victor bosom the scene. 托斯卡绅士地微笑着,似乎已经看到了几位美人投向作为胜利者的自己怀中的情景。 „But,” I think, is the decision to the opposite party an opportunity, therefore said, „actually from my perspective, is actually very big to the duel interest, duel that particularly this type does not have the truth and significance......” “不过,”我想了想,还是决定给对方一个机会,于是说道,“其实从我的角度来讲,对决斗兴趣倒不是很大,尤其是这种毫无道理和意义的决斗……” „Did you fear?” The Tosca corners of the mouth show a contemptuous smile, as if has expected the opposite party not to dare to accept own challenge, as for the truth and significance of so-called duel, he simply does not have this concept, an aristocrat, proposed the duel with such official way, this was a quite glorious matter, only then the coward with various reasons will question that sacred of duel, „you can admit defeat directly, I will give you to place on trial fairly- several beautiful young ladies, hope that my behavior do not give you to leave a poor impression, after all was the guardian in this city, I must do that..” “你怕了？”托斯卡嘴角露出一个轻蔑的微笑,似乎早已料到对方不敢接受自己的挑战,至于所谓的决斗的道理和意义,他根本没有这个概念,一个贵族,用这么正式的方式提出决斗,这本来就是一件相当荣耀的事情,只有懦夫才会用各种理由来质疑决斗的神圣性,“你可以直接认输,我将给予你最公正的审判-几位美丽的小姐,希望我的行为不要给你们留下不好的印象,毕竟身为这个城市的守卫者,我必须这么做。” „You casual-, so long as you can take the consequence.” “你随便-只要你能承担得起后果。” Qianqian seemingly was indifferent is saying, but no one noticed, her wooden stiff to the speed be fast rotten, and is recovering. 浅浅看似漠不关心地说着,只是没有人注意到,她脚下的木质地板正以飞快地速度腐烂并且复原着。 „......” Elder sister has not spoken, but is sizing up Tosca with the line of sight of harboring evil intentions up and down, seems calculating is cursing with anything can let this fellow experiencing suffering pain can actually live the duel the time. “……”姐姐没有说话,只是用不怀好意的视线上下打量着托斯卡,似乎正在计算着用什么诅咒才能让这家伙受尽痛苦却又能活到决斗的时候。 „Although the Elder Brother is a fool,” Lin Xue continues to exert person attack with the subtle way to me, „copes with you are very simple.” “虽然哥哥是个笨蛋,”林雪继续用微妙的方式对我施加着人身攻击,“不过对付你还是很简单的。” This dead girl! Actually you plan to play when Ah?! 这死丫头！你究竟打算玩到什么时候啊？！ Finally, Shandora with said compared with the attitude that Tosca occupies a commanding position: „Therefore, you can disappear now.” 最后,珊多拉用比托斯卡更加居高临下的态度说道:“所以,现在你可以消失了。” „You......” Tosca were choked one by four beautiful woman one, but considering own image, suppressed the anger, said stiffly, „is very good, then I will anticipate to see you on the field of honor tomorrow......” “你们……”托斯卡被四个美女一人一句呛了一通,不过考虑到自己的形象问题,还是压住了怒火,生硬地说道,“很好,那么我期待明天在决斗场上见到你……” „Chen Jun, my name.” I use the human and animals harmless expression to smile am replying. “陈俊,我的名字。”我用人畜无害的表情微笑着回答道。 „Chen Jun, this name I remembered!” “陈俊,这个名字我记下了！” Tosca drops out such a, then the greedy line of sight will go to several girl. 托斯卡抛下这么一句,然后将贪婪的视线投向几个女孩。 What a pity is, has not waited for him to appreciate the beautiful woman pleasant elegant face with enough time again, matter that no one can think of happened. 可惜的是,还没等他来得及再次欣赏美女赏心悦目的俏脸,一件谁也想不到的事情发生了。 Under glare of the public eye, Tosca clothes were split up suddenly, changed into the broken cloth piece of falling gently...... 在众目睽睽之下,托斯卡身上的衣服突然四分五裂,化为了飘落的碎布片…… I use my after the strengthening, can eyes that when the telescope causes saw clearly, these rags edges have the considerable obvious corrosion and decency trace. 我用我那经过强化的、可以当望远镜使的眼睛清楚地看到,那些碎布边缘有相当明显的腐蚀、风化痕迹。 „Really does not know that the lifeform of sense of honor,” Qianqian is taunting unrestrained/no trace of politeness, „unexpectedly in the presence of everyone......” “真是不知廉耻的生物,”浅浅毫不客气地挖苦着,“竟然当众……” In a squeal, only wears shorts to respond finally by Tosca that the white and tender light pig image looks at dumbly, after calls out in alarm, obstructs the hand flustered on the body, his guard also responded, although does not know that the present situation is what reason, but encircled the human wall at the maximum speed, protected to be one of them own master, but several girl practical joke obviously , after several seconds of type, odor the human wall that formed from the guard passes on comes out, moreover along with the Tosca resounding resonant singing sound...... 在一片尖叫声中,只穿着一条短裤以白嫩光猪形象呆立的托斯卡终于反应过来,一声惊呼之后慌张地将手遮在身上,他身边的护卫也纷纷反应过来,虽然不知道眼前的情况是什么原因,但还是以最快的速度围成人墙,将自己的主人保护在其中,不过几个女孩子的恶作剧明显还没完,几秒种后,一股恶臭从护卫形成的人墙之中传出来,而且还伴随着托斯卡高亢嘹亮的歌声…… „Really is......” the elder sister of blackening has been caressing the forehead, makes appearance that has no alternative, „is going to the bathroom anxiously does not need to solve with such soul-stirring way at the scene?” “真是的……”已经黑化的姐姐抚着额头,做出一副无可奈何的样子,“就是急着如厕也不必用这么惊心动魄的方式当场解决吧？” After Shandora Queen three smile, satirized: „Even if does this very exciting, doesn't need to sing loudly loudly?” 珊多拉一段女王三段笑之后,也讽刺道:“就算这样做很刺激,也不必放声高歌吧？” ...... Somebody had said: On World the most fearful lifeform is not Godzilla, but is woman, particularly attractive woman. ……某人曾经曰过:世界上最可怕的生物不是哥斯拉,而是女人,尤其是漂亮女人。 The ancients do not bully me honestly- these three girl character bad degrees of my side have gone to the Final Boss situation, as for Lin Xue that has not acted, meow, don't think her character has how good, this is only because this girl does not have appropriate ability exactly! 古人诚不欺我-我身边的这三个女孩性格恶劣程度已经达到了最终boss的地步,至于没有出手的林雪,喵的,别以为她的性格有多好,这只是因为这丫头恰好没有合适的能力而已！ Because does not want to provoke the unnecessary trouble, I and several girl while left here chaotic, only leaves behind in history the minor character male of most tragedy to continue the bare Bounlap stomach under glare of the public eye to sing joyfully in a loud voice...... 因为不想招惹更多不必要的麻烦,我和几个女孩趁着混乱离开了这里,只留下史上最悲剧的龙套男继续在众目睽睽之下裸奔拉肚引吭高歌……
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