Chapter 597 第597章 Ultra ghost livestock! Infinite savage の Suigintou toy regiment 超鬼畜！无限凶残の水银灯玩具军团 „Actually this is...... what? Lin Xue that girl, when was familiar with the words to say half.” “这个……究竟是什么呢？林雪那丫头,什么时候都习惯话说一半。” I whispered am thinking aloud, bent the waist to grasp q Suigintou of three body, is observing repeatedly. 我嘀嘀咕咕地自言自语着,弯腰抓起了一个三头身的q水银灯,翻来覆去地观察着。 The opposite party said that is Kusanagi Kyo Suigintou, is in one crowd of zone Suigintou most approaches the normal version, besides takes root in behind the head harness and western-style clothing on that big head has Yang flame the coat of arms, this Suigintou is basically same as the normal version, naturally, we must neglect the modeling of that cartoon. 对方自称是草薙京水银灯,算是一群变装水银灯里最靠近正常版的,除了在那大大的脑袋上扎了根头带而且洋装背后有个阳炎纹章外,这个水银灯基本上和正常版一样,当然,我们得忽视了那卡通化的造型。 Perhaps the big head, big eyes of q, the small body, several thousand such Suigintou surround in our, looks up uniform they were lifted the compatriot in midair, the mouth still kept in chirp, but is coordinated my movement by Suigintou that I hold honestly, a sign of resistance does not have, even when I lift high her, the latter also raised own skirt actively...... 大大的脑袋,q化的大眼睛,小小的身子,恐怕有几千个这样的水银灯围拢在我们脚下,整齐划一地抬头看着她们被举在半空中的同胞,嘴里仍然在叽叽喳喳个不停,而被我抱起来的水银灯则非常老实地配合着我的动作,一点反抗的迹象都没有,甚至在我把她举高的时候,后者还主动提起了自己的裙子…… The complete coordination was wrong the soul to be pale! 完全配合错了啊魂淡！ „Felt that the eldest child is really a anomaly.” “感觉老大果然是个变态。” Lilina be relentless in side tsukkomi/ridicule. 莉莉娜毫不留情地在旁边吐槽。 „I especially curious what’s going on, Master alchemy of that two master tosses about the so many day now, actually to do.” “我现在特好奇这是怎么回事,那两个师的炼金宗师折腾了这么多天,究竟干什么呢。” Disregarded nearby venomous tongue full chose/point goddess officer, I am only quite strangely is manipulating in the hand Doll same „Suigintou”, the opposite party also shines eyes to visit me, did not say a word, definitely is unable to distinguish her to have Artificial Intelligence, could not see this is life,...... was very in any case fun. 无视了一旁毒舌满点的女神官,我只是好奇地摆弄着手中洋娃娃一样的“水银灯”,对方也忽闪着眼睛看着我,一言不发,完全无从辨别她是不是具备智能,也看不出这是不是生命,反正……挺好玩的。 Really very fun Oh!, although Suigintou of three bodies look very strangely, but the q version is really a kingly way, this small puppet was really interesting! 真的挺好玩啊！虽然三头身的水银灯看着十分古怪,但q版果然是王道,这个小玩偶真是太有意思了！ Grasps, grasps. 抓抓,抓抓。 Was lifted in the midair „Kusanagi Kyo Suigintou” suddenly starts to entrain my sleeve, my quite strangely collects the face, the opposite party aims at my forehead to open the small mouth immediately, shouted one. 被举在半空的“草薙京水银灯”突然开始拽我的袖子,我好奇地将脸凑过去,对方立刻瞄准我的脑门张开小嘴,呼地一声。 „Oh! fire! Fire! Caught fire!!” “哇啊！火！火！着火了！！” The small lamp of this q version opens mouth for ***! She and Godzilla same meeting ***! 这个q版的小灯张嘴是为了***！她和哥斯拉一样会***！ Was thrown into confusion put off the flame on head, I know that an own face should be was thoroughly black, did not need to look in a mirror, looked that Lilina I can infer itself in the angular velocity that the ground swayed back and forth miserably to what appearance, pulled out one bucket of pure water from space along, washed the face I while in the heart whispered: Although Kusanagi Kyo from mouth *** sought novelty, but the opposite party that attack strength was very a moment ago exaggerating, without guessing wrong, that possibly was the element flame. 手忙脚乱地扑灭了脑袋上的火苗,我知道自己一张脸应该是彻底黑了,不用照镜子,看莉莉娜在地上打滚的角速度我就能推断自己惨到了什么模样,从随身空间里掏出一桶纯净水,一边洗脸我一边心中嘀咕:虽然草薙京从嘴里***猎奇了点,但对方刚才那攻击力真的很夸张,假如没猜错的话,那可能是元素火焰。 Yes, the element flame, the normal spontaneous fire is impossible to have that big energy, in the flame had exceptionally strong hot element energy, almost and I am equally thick in these leader level hot element body that Azeroth World saw, the common steel will even gasify directly under that type of flame! 是的,元素火焰,正常的自然火不可能具备那么大的能量,刚才的火焰中具备异常浓厚的火元素能量,几乎和我在艾泽拉斯世界见到的那些首领级火元素身体一样浓厚,一般的钢铁甚至会在那种火焰下直接气化掉！ Naturally, I do not think that small puppet wants attack, that flame is the careful control, just can smoke my face actually really not to have the injury black, deeply has me of attainment to feel that to the energy management easily opposite party in *** first careful regulation, she wants to protest. 当然,我并不认为那个小玩偶是想要攻击自己,那火焰是精心控制的,刚好可以熏我个一脸黑却不会真的产生伤害,对能量控制深有心得的我很容易就能感觉到对方在***前的小心调控,她只是想抗议一下而已。 I had a head wet from the fog wash cleanly the black salt on face in Lilina mindless laughing, nearby wear strange light armor shouldered the big sword „big sword Suigintou” immediately lifts the block towel to collect, but also revealed a face the expression that anticipated to praise, let the person does not know whether to laugh or cry. 我满头雾水地在莉莉娜没心没肺的大笑中洗干净了脸上的黑灰,旁边一个穿着古怪轻甲肩背大剑的“大剑水银灯”立刻举着块毛巾凑了过来,还露出一脸期待夸奖的表情,让人又是一阵哭笑不得。 „Good, stands the team! Do not be chaotic!” “好了好了,都站好队！不要乱！” Thought for quite a while, has in addition been listening to these „Suigintou” chirp the conversation, in my heart had roughly guessed correctly these alchemy Doll what's the matter, but also needs to determine, therefore I start to direct this place Suigintou to arrange neatly, the latter was really obedient, uses less than five minutes, and in front of Lilina has stood the entire simultaneously more than 30 square formations in me, was deferred to respective „branch of the services” discrimination, for example Sparta, certainly, Heath, Kusanagi Kyo, main strength, end matter, Magic young girl...... 前后想了半天,再加上一直听着这些“水银灯”们叽叽喳喳的交谈,我心中已经大体猜到了这些炼金人偶是怎么回事,只是还需要确定一下,于是我开始指挥这一地的水银灯排列整齐,后者果然非常听话,用了不到五分钟,在我和莉莉娜面前已经站了整整齐齐的三十多个方阵,都是按照各自的“兵种”区分的,比如斯巴达,绝地,西斯,草薙京,大兵,终结者,魔法少女…… But dozens are quite special, that is called „from exploding truck Suigintou”, but I want to call it Libyan Suigintou( to for details see red police 2 branch of the services hypotheses), to install the together small puppet with the nicknack truck directly, they have not composed the square formation, but stops in front of each square formation, as if the array team leader same is salute to me. 而还有几十个比较特殊,那就是被称作“自爆卡车水银灯”,但我更想称之为利比亚水银灯(详见红警二兵种设定)、直接和小玩具卡车安装在一起的小玩偶,她们没有组成方阵,而是在每一个方阵的前面停车,仿佛阵列队长一样向我行注目礼。 Lines up in formation, more than 30 „opened” Suigintou Doll of toy truck „drop drop” to call the loudspeaker suddenly, immediately, chirp square formation all peaceful, made to accept the appearance that the officer inspected, as far as eyes can reach, side could not see three bodies...... 列队完毕,三十多个“开着”玩具卡车的水银灯人偶突然“滴滴”地鸣起了喇叭,立刻,叽叽喳喳的方阵全都安静了下来,做出接受首长检阅的模样,一眼望去,看不到边的三头身啊…… „These cars also really have loudspeaker Ah?” some goddess officer are quite strangely look at these toy trucks, a face is surprised. “那些小车还真有喇叭啊？”某女神官则是好奇地看着那些玩具卡车,一脸惊奇。 Lilina, your tsukkomi/ridicule direction was completely wrong!! 莉莉娜,你吐槽的方向完全错了吧！！ Is observing at present about 10,000 three body Suigintou, looks associative perception that their neat formation and reveals in a flash, in relation a moment ago customs of these three body speeches- 观察着眼前一万个左右的三头身水银灯,看着她们整齐的队列和一瞬间流露出来的整体感,联系上刚才这些三头身说话的习惯- „Misaka 10086!!” “御坂10086！！” „!...... Hey?!” “到！……诶？！” Really, in the square formation had the clear and tiny sound passed on clear, although the latter flash realized own mistake, but „”, but you have exposed! Accepts the Chief of state that vision like a torch to appraise! 果然,方阵里有个清脆而细小的声音明白无误地传了出来,虽然后者一瞬间就意识到了自己的失误而“诶”了一声,但是你已经败露了！接受目光如炬的本元首鉴定吧！ „...... It is not! Suigintou was only...... is only made a belch a moment ago certainly! Is makes a belch absolutely!” “不……不是！刚才绝地水银灯只是……只是打嗝了而已！绝对是打嗝而已！” In my front not far away, three body puppet jumped high, brandishes in the hand less than half meter mini light sword quickly to answer, but how to see is the appearances of confession. 就在我面前不远处,某个三头身玩偶高高地蹦了起来,挥舞着手中不到半米长的迷你光剑着急忙慌地解释道,但怎么看都是不打自招的样子。 „In the examination paper what previous time sticks 100 dollars to bribe Teacher is you?” I look to brandish light/only some three bodies of sword with smile on the face, „afterward scored dozens points, Ge did wood give you remaining money Zhao?” “上次在考卷上粘一百块钱贿赂老师的是你吧？”我面带微笑地看着挥舞光剑的某个三头身,“不过后来就得了几十分,葛木把剩下的钱找给你了？” „! Such disgraced matter......” the opposite party showed the worried expression of q version, „is actually the zero......” “呜哇！这么丢人的事……”对方露出了q版的苦恼表情,“其实是零分啦……” „Eh? Zero? Did your several problems oppose probably?” “额？零分？你好像还是有几道题作对了吧？” „Misaka stuck at that time with 502 money.” “御坂当时是用502把钱粘上去的。” When I can imagine face to face to the one hundred dollar bill that cannot uncover the Medea husband and wife two moods, this naughtiest younger sister Misaka...... the zero I dislikes many to her! 我能想象当面对一张揭不下来的百元大钞时美狄亚夫妻俩的心情,这个最淘的御坂妹妹……给她零分我都嫌多！ „Ok, do not cover-up, I should guess correctly early, this quantity, this speech way,” looks four surroundings three bodies are blinking bright and intelligent big eyes( is really the face of big eyes Oh! this q version!) Is gazing at itself, even if thought that they a little add to the chaos, I cannot be angry, „Misaka here? How does your is make? These body, your consciousness, what's the matter?” “好了,你们也别藏着掖着了,我早该猜到,这个数量,这个说话方式,”看着四周围一圈三头身都眨巴着水汪汪的大眼睛(真的是大眼睛啊！这q版的脸！)注视着自己,哪怕觉得她们有点添乱,我也生不起气来,“御坂们都在这儿吧？你们这是怎么弄的？这些身体,还有你们的意识,都是怎么回事？” My voice falls, immediately holds the hornet's nest, all around chirp gets up immediately: 我话音一落,立刻捅了马蜂窝,四周顿时叽叽喳喳起来: „Because Misaka hopes that can add on busy of Elder Brother Sir, does not want to stay in safe place Sir waiting for Elder Brother comes back forever from the battlefield! Misaka 10099 first said.” “因为御坂希望能帮上哥哥大人的忙,不想永远呆在安全的地方等着哥哥大人从战场上回来！御坂10099抢先说道。” „Actually Misaka 10099 felt plays very interesting, moreover Misaka thought that plays very much interesting like this, Misaka 10315 confessed on own initiative , the Misaka 10099 expressions were quite fearful!” “其实御坂10099只是觉得出去玩很有趣而已,而且御坂们都是觉得很有趣才这样玩的,御坂10315主动坦白,啊,御坂10099表情好可怕！” „These body are the alchemy products, is Teacher of school and each World Master alchemy does together, they can simulate the biological body, accepts the mental manipulation of Misaka network, can reach the complete five transmissions to Misaka, Misaka 12580 made the expression of teaching mister to say.” “这些身体是炼金产物,是学院的老师们和各个世界的炼金宗师一起做出来的,它们可以模拟生物的身体,接受御坂网络的精神控制,也可以将完整的五感传达给御坂们,御坂12580做出了教书先生的表情说道。” „The Misaka main body lies down now at home, Bubbles was Misaka designed thing named mind hub, with the words of mind hub, the Misaka spirit can switches over between temporary body and main body, but because these alchemy body artificial souls extended from the small Suigintou soul, present small puppet Suigintou is actually Misaka and Suigintou psychology fuses the later shape, therefore Misaka sometimes will cannot help but say in this case is Suigintou, because Misaka 10101 knew was more detailed than to be pleased with oneself other sisters.” “御坂们的本体现在都躺在家里,泡泡为御坂们设计了一种叫做心灵枢纽的东西,用心灵枢纽的话,御坂的精神就可以在临时身体和本体之间切换,但由于这些炼金身体的人工灵魂都是从小水银灯的灵魂延伸出来的,现在的小玩偶水银灯其实是御坂和水银灯心理融合之后的形态哦,所以御坂在这种情况下有时候会不由自主地自称为水银灯,御坂10101因为知道的比其他姐妹更详细而沾沾自喜道。” „These alchemy body are very powerful, each body is completed by three Master alchemy on average together, then by the Xiling Host slight adjustment, has elite Empire Soldier fighting strength, the Suigintou light sword was pure Nether Energy, the main strength Suigintou carbine rifle packed the energetic proton warhead certainly, since exploded truck Suigintou to bring in miniature space the bombs, Magic female juvenile delinquent Suigintou had the endoskeleton that the pure Arcane energy composed, can therefore certainly add on Elder Brother Sir busy! The mercury...... Misaka 11012 said self-confidently, and demonstrates the heart of own limited edition rising sun to Elder Brother Sir.” “这些炼金身体都是非常强大的,平均每个身体都是由三名炼金宗师一同完成,然后由希灵主机细微调节,拥有精英帝国士兵的战斗力,绝地水银灯的光剑是纯幽能,大兵水银灯的卡宾枪装满了高能质子弹头,自爆卡车水银灯带着微型空间内爆弹,魔法太妹水银灯拥有纯奥术能量组成的内骨骼,所以一定能帮上哥哥大人的忙的！水银……御坂11012自信满满地说道,并向哥哥大人展示自己的限量版旭日之心。” I speak the truth with you, Brother at this moment is about to pass away. 我跟你们说实话吧,这时候哥已经快撒手人寰了。 „Suigintou” chirp, I had understood a general idea the long and short of the story. “水银灯”们你一言我一语地叽叽喳喳,我已经将事情来龙去脉了解了个大概。 The issue leaves, in these give Suigintou( genuine) to restore on the body alchemy master, is not they are not professional, but was too professional, everyone knows, at that time I altogether called the troops of two reinforced divisions to restore Doll, so the consequence of ruined family is, that Master alchemy of abundance everywhere used for probably 16 minutes to study the Suigintou therapeutic schedule, then...... 问题就出在那些给水银灯(正版)修复身体的炼金师身上,不是他们不敬业,而是太敬业了,大家知道,当时我一共召集了两个加强师的人马来修复一个人偶,如此败家的后果就是,那满坑满谷的炼金宗师用了大概十六分钟就研究出了水银灯的治疗方案,然后…… They thought that oneself as one generation of alchemy technique masters, was convened one time by Space and Time Administrative Bureau with great difficulty personally, does not make an achievement to bring honor to World advanced alchemy technique science and technology really to be unfair to in the bones that feeling of national pride, one group of competitive experts are for 16 minutes to complete oneself request to work the later decisive collective to change the subject, which World alchemy science and technology they start to compete to be most outstanding. 他们觉得自己身为一代炼金术宗师,好不容易被时空管理局亲自召集了一次,不做出点成果弘扬自己世界的先进炼金术科技实在对不起骨子里那点民族自豪感,一帮争强好胜的专家学者在用十六分钟完成了自己的委托工作之后果断集体跑题,他们开始比赛哪个世界的炼金科技最优秀。 Bubbles and Lin Xue add to the chaos in at this moment decisively, the latter agitates the stupid idea, the former started own death dwelling knowledge to formulate competition topic- now you know why these three bodies did carry the heart of egg blade light sword rising sun? 泡泡和林雪在这时候果断添乱,后者煽风点火出馊主意,前者则发动了自己的死宅知识来制定比赛题目-现在你们知道为啥这些三头身都背着蛋刀光剑旭日之心了吧？ They also bribed in Artemis that Avalon guards the family, hurts a view with the egg, the latter is protecting buried treasure of the gods and hero souls, the alchemy technique master needs is stone of some sages fragment(s), that thing in Avalon and place of World Tree connection is when the cement spreads out on the floor uses, Artemis has not been serious gave two Senior Officer one -and-a-half people of tons...... 俩人还买通了在阿瓦隆看家护院的阿尔忒弥斯,用蛋疼点的说法,后者守护着众神和英灵们的宝藏,炼金术师需要的不过是一些贤者之石的碎片,那玩意在阿瓦隆和世界之树连接的地方都是当水泥铺地用的,阿尔忒弥斯都没当回事就给了两位长官一人半吨…… In any case the final result is, 100,000 horsepowers Suigintou q version babies altogether make more than 10,000, younger sister Misaka also comes out much 2,000-3,000, from exploding truck Suigintou and VR fighter aircraft Suigintou and so on installs the model to come out especially more than 600, likes individualistic younger sister Misaka for these characters actively, Edward of then cer- No. 1355 World referendary? Elrick also leads one group is eating to the full to support the silver semi-circular protective wall outside the main city gate Magister research to set out the command airplane, for example has three Suigintou red, beginning number machine Suigintou and Titan Suigintou and so on...... 反正最后的结果就是,十万马力的水银灯q版娃娃一共造出来一万多个,御坂妹妹们一人一个还多出来2,000-3,000,自爆卡车水银灯、vr战机水银灯之类特装型号出来六百多个,供那些性格活跃喜欢特立独行的御坂妹妹使用,时任cer-1355号世界审查官的爱德华?艾尔利克还领着一帮吃饱撑着的银月城魔导师研究出了队长机,比如红有三水银灯、初号机水银灯、泰坦水银灯之类…… In any case to afterward me was knocking Suxiao jiuxin pill while listened to this group of three bodies chirp. 反正到后来我是一边磕着速效救心丸一边听这帮三头身叽叽喳喳的。 What can determine, at present in this 10,000 several thousand Suigintou 80% are being controlled by younger sister Misaka, but remaining several thousand, is Suigintou directs personally, in history the most shocking toy regiment, forms. 可以确定的是,眼前这一万零几千个水银灯里百分之八十都是由御坂妹妹们在控制,而剩下的几千个,则是水银灯亲自指挥,史上最耸人听闻的玩具军团,就此结成。 „You are really...... consider as finished, always stuffy in Shadow City truly is not a good childhood, you can want to come out to play on own initiative are also the good deeds, but first time Alien ball that comes out to play is flame of war are flying, be not frightened.” On the arm is hanging Suigintou that dresses up to become the red and white witch, I do not know how should appraise the kid's mother who in the family/home that tosses about all day, can only console oneself toward the good aspect as far as possible. “你们真是……算了,总是闷在影子城里确实不是个好童年,你们能主动想出来玩玩也是好事,不过第一次出来玩就是战火纷飞的外星球,别被吓到了啊。”胳膊上挂着一个打扮成某红白巫女的水银灯,我都不知道该怎么评价家里那个整天折腾的孩子她妈了,只能尽量往好的方面自我安慰。 „Isn't Elder Brother Sir angry? Misaka 10093 installs to say diligently lovably . Moreover, this is the winter vacation work in school, Misaka 10093 adds.” “哥哥大人不生气了吗？御坂10093努力装可爱地说道,另外,这是学院里的寒假作业,御坂10093补充道。” „Winter vacation work?” I was all of a sudden ignorant. “寒假作业？”我一下子懵了。 „Un!” Red and white Suigintou nodded, „Teacher requests everyone to participate winter vacation works, goes back to write 3000 character feelings, Misaka decided that the vacation enlists in the military to accompany Elder Brother Sir to conquer World!” “嗯！”红白水银灯点点头,“老师要求所有人都参加寒假打工,回去写三千字感想,御坂们决定假期参军陪哥哥大人征服世界！” Good savage winter vacation work! Good savage practice report! 好凶残的寒假作业！好凶残的实习报告！ „Said that genuine Suigintou?” “说起来,那个正版的水银灯呢？” Lilina also records the proper business, although she also makes the crowded piece of three bodies sprouting/moe five confuse three, but had not forgotten True Master that after all we are waiting for. 莉莉娜倒还记着正事,虽然她也让乌泱泱一片的三头身给萌的五迷三道,但总归没忘掉我们正在等的正主是哪个。 Thinks at the back of the three bodies of big sword, holds up the head to say to me: „Parent substance Suigintou Suigintou transmits with Titan together, at this moment should arrive...... , Elder Brother Sir, in you behind.” 一个背着大剑的三头身想了想,昂头对我说道:“母体水银灯跟泰坦水银灯一起传送,这时候应该到……啊,到了,哥哥大人,在你身后。” I heard that the sound whole body trembles, at the same time also felt that behind transmitted space to fluctuate, although knows that most pit father's time has arrived, but turns around slowly- here emphatically pointed out, we had been covered by a piece of enormous shadow. 我闻声浑身一哆嗦,同时也感觉到身后传来了一阵空间波动,虽然知道最坑爹的时刻已经到来,但还是慢慢转过身去-这里着重指出,我们已经被一片巨大的阴影笼罩了。 „By this is anything Oh!!!” “哇靠这是啥啊啊啊！！！” „Titan Suigintou, is not three body proportions, but is the team command airplane of normal proportion, 101 meters in height, after is the Suigintou whole body enlarges precisely makes, 600 tons in weight, weapon full load later 720 tons in weight, because the weight too greatly conventional joint is unable to withstand, whole body carving permanent antigravity law, what essential transmission equipment uses the alloy that is dug out the star inscription on stone tablet and bronze that makes from the World tree railing secretly, the left hand equipped the Arcane missile generator, inside had three Talat however Mage to operate, the right hand can treat as the disposable weapon to launch, had the most advanced guidance function, inside detained just catches from Azeroth World. The flame demon, Bubbles names as the super invincible Bubbles ball it, the chest position has a nano assembly factory, in the material abundant situation, Titan Suigintou can by a speed emit 30 centimeters high crazy Suigintou every second from the mouth, the note: Three bodies . Moreover, in Titan Suigintou eyes equipped Anti-battleship Nether Energy Cannon and Hologram projecting apparatus, therefore it not only can treat as the fort also to be used to play the game, friendship prompt: The handle under the skirt, the boy do not move heedlessly Oh~ casually ~ , the instruction for use, actuates the compact disc and forwards as an enclosure with the outer space machine shop truck cleanly randomly, places Titan near in the Suigintou waist packet package, Misaka 10086 pretends not to see the expression of Elder Brother Sir, is reading Titan Suigintou delivering goods card exactly.” “泰坦水银灯,不是三头身比例,而是正常比例的队长机,身高101米,为水银灯全身精确放大之后制成,自重600吨,武器满载之后重720吨,因为重量太大常规关节无法承受,全身雕刻永久反重力法阵,关键传动装置用的是从世界树围栏上偷偷抠下来的星金石制成的合金,左手装备了奥术飞弹生成器,里面有三个达拉然法师进行操纵,右手可以当做一次性兵器发射出去,有最先进的制导功能,里面关押着刚刚从艾泽拉斯世界抓到的炎魔,泡泡将它命名为超级无敌泡泡弹,胸口位置有一个纳米组装工厂,在材料充沛的情况下,泰坦水银灯可以以每秒一个的速度从嘴里放出三十厘米高的疯狂伊文水银灯,注:三头身,另外,泰坦水银灯的眼睛里面装备了对舰幽能炮和全息投影仪,所以它不但可以当做炮台还可以用来打游戏,友情提示:手柄在裙子底下,男孩子不要随便乱动哦~~啊,还有,使用说明书,驱动光盘和清洁用太空工程车随机附送,放在泰坦水银灯腰边的小包包里,御坂10086装作没有看到哥哥大人的表情,一字不差地读着泰坦水银灯的送货卡片。” Silent, after three seconds . 沉默,三秒钟后。 „10086, you did not think that this type besides frightening the person actual combat value no alchemy armed forces compared with( bi) reaches also or credible?” “10086,你不觉得这种除了吓唬人之外一点实战价值都没有的炼金武装比(哔)达还要不靠谱吗？” „, Really is rare being incapable tsukkomi/ridicule, Misaka 10086 starts to try the new glossary.” “啊,真是罕见的无力吐槽呢,御坂10086开始尝试着新的词汇。” „...... The details do not care, this World destroys to consider as finished......” “……细节问题不要在意,这个世界还是毁灭掉算了……” I real, really wants no matter simply this World made him be finished Oh! 我真的,真的很想干脆不管这个世界让丫完蛋啊！ Actually I am not in the day of home Shadow City in the way of what rare and beautiful flowers to operate the bastard! Shandora can't you all day long besides eating and eating as well as eating manage the big or small younger sister in steward? How to calculate that you are also female housewife one? Did the Shadow City management this time do? After Space and Time Administrative Bureau medium high-level every day fights the landlord, can't pull out the alchemy experts who the time have a look at that two divisions to do? Makes more than 100 meters high fight Suigintou this is hits the plan to pit father the pit father pit father Oh! 我不在家的日子里影子城究竟是以什么样奇葩的方式在运行着啊混蛋！珊多拉你成天除了吃和吃以及吃之外难道就不能管管家里的大小妹子吗？怎么算你也是女主妇一枚吧？影子城的城管这次都干什么去了？时空管理局的中高层每天斗完地主之后就不能抽时间看看那两个师的炼金专家都在干什么吗？造个一百多米高的战斗水银灯这是打算坑爹啊还是坑爹啊还是坑爹啊！ Good, I understood, actually this is when toy? This places in the battlefield only to work as the motion mountain peak of living target to play to bored Misaka? Several hundred main strength Suigintou have started to throw the climbing rope to climb up Titan Suigintou to have the wood to have jubilantly! 好吧,我明白了,其实这个就是当玩具的吧？这个放在战场上只能当活靶子的移动山峰就是给无聊的御坂们玩的吧？有好几百个大兵水银灯已经开始扔着攀山索兴高采烈地攀爬泰坦水银灯了有木有！ „Hey, fool Human Race! When you must disregard me to arrive!” “喂,笨蛋人类！你到底要无视我到什么时候！” Suddenly makes me startle in shouting that in the communication frequency resounds all of a sudden, recovers from the impact of Suigintou の ghost livestock army, then felt that the left half side shoulder sank, soft body to make the person very familiar way depend, next second, two small hands on link on my chin. 突然在通讯频道中响起的一声大喊让我激灵一下子,从水银灯の鬼畜化大军的冲击中回过神来,然后就感觉左半边肩膀沉了一下,一个柔软的身体以让人非常熟悉的方式靠了过来,下一秒,两只小手就环上了我的下巴颏。 Captures, captures. 拔掉,拔掉。 „, Is really solid.” Some Doll complained discontentedly. “嘁,真结实。”某人偶不满地抱怨道。 You did not think that tries others' head to extract downward with the vigor that nurses is a very frightened matter the compulsory education has not even gotten up president Sir? 你不觉得用出吃奶的劲试图把别人的脑袋拔下来是一件很惊悚的事吗连义务教育都没上过的主席大人？ „Come, making me have a look- restores how?” “来,让我看看-恢复的怎么样？” I completely disregarded some Doll to entrain the behavior of ear, caught from the shoulder the opposite party strongly, to coping with Doll was the same, both hands are supporting the the other's armpit, in turns over Suigintou handful at present back and forth, „, the feel told me, truly was the restore completed, how Hey? haven't you made up the tooth?” 我完全无视了某人偶拽自己耳朵的行为,强硬地把对方从肩膀上抓了下来,就跟对付洋娃娃一样,双手撑着对方的腋下,把水银灯捧在眼前来回倒腾,“嗯,手感告诉我,确实是修复完成了,诶？你怎么没把牙补上？” „Because Bubbles said that this quite lovable...... Oh! your fellow was too dissolute! Puts me to get down! Puts me to get down! Do not pinch my face!” “因为泡泡说这样比较可爱……啊！你这家伙太放肆了！放我下来！放我下来！不要捏我的脸！” With just met acts like a different person simply, the opposite party was really completely changed, present Suigintou, how sees is only lively „small” girl, although said that was a little inappropriate, but seemingly trained successfully. 和刚见面的时候简直判若两人,对方真是完全变了,现在的水银灯,怎么看都只是个活泼的“小”女孩而已,虽然这么说有点不恰当,但貌似调教成功了。 Created a disturbance for five minutes, what the victor does not certainly have the suspense is oneself, will put on silver-haired Doll of black gothic western-style clothing to have the genuine physical body same also to feel exhausted probably, therefore she lies on my shoulder now honestly immodestly, looks at all around fantasy magnificent scenery. 打闹了五分钟,胜利者当然毫无悬念的是本人,穿着黑色哥特洋装的银发人偶就好像有真正的肉体一样也会感到疲累,所以现在她老实不客气地趴在我肩膀上,看着四周奇幻瑰丽的景色。 „, Also is the Alien ball, the peace-loving that your fellow, on the mouth said that actually World World starts the flames of war, what kind of, needs to help? Now I have an entire regiment, army Captain that super clone, if you kneel to ask me , helping is not.” “啊啊,又是外星球啊,你这家伙,嘴上说的爱好和平,却总是一个世界一个世界地掀起战火,怎么样,需要帮忙吗？现在我可是拥有一整个军团,还有一个超级分身的军团长啊,假如你跪下来求我的话,帮忙也不是不可以呢。” This is the tone that keeps aloof, this is the proud attitude, only then this point couldn't you change? Moreover I do not think oneself in having the situations of more than 30 Marine Corps and in more than 1000 hero souls also need to look for one crowd of three bodies to put up the appearance, your moe army Commander! 这是何等高高在上的语气,这是何等骄傲的态度,只有这一点你是改不掉了是吧？而且我不认为自己在有三十多陆战队和一千多英灵的情况下还需要找一群三头身来充门面,你这个萌军指挥官！ On the other hand...... was I hitting the War of the Worlds a moment ago? Obviously before 45 minutes , the blood and iron battlefield of here outer space soldier vs fortress star? Now does this god switch over what's the matter? Launches the way to seek novelty again must have a limit! Suigintou do not direct of more than 10,000 three bodies „Alien to welcome you” in the ground arrangement again happily the banner coming from amusement from the line?( To be continued. If you like this work, welcome you to come ***( ***. ***) Casts the recommendation ticket, ***, your support, is I biggest power.) 话又说回来……我刚才是在打星际战争吧？明明四十五分钟之前这里还是太空战士vs要塞星球的铁血战场吧？现在这个神切换是怎么回事？展开方式再猎奇也要有个限度吧！水银灯你就不要再指挥着一万多个三头身的自己在地上排列“外星欢迎您”横幅来自娱自乐了行吗？(未完待续。如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来***(***.***)投推荐票、***,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。)