Chapter 5 第五章 Pandora( this chapter free) 潘多拉(本章免费) Did obeisance yesterday's information mighty current to bestow, next day I had a headache to crack, the brain was the so-called sets of instructions of these to be full of surreal meaning, making me walk distracted wants to hit the wall, this symptom after the hangover exactly the same, the morning gets up the time elder sister also to think that I filled evening's alcohol the day before yesterday. 拜昨天的信息洪流所赐,第二天我头痛欲裂,满脑子都是那些充满了超现实意味的所谓指令集,让我精神恍惚地走路都想撞墙,这症状就和宿醉之后一模一样,以至于早上起来的时候姐姐还以为我前天灌了一晚上的酒精。 „If we had known I played truant like this, did non- to be stronger to install student......” to walk to the road in school on, in my heart a regret, at this moment I somewhat envied these families/home outside area student that but must live at school, at least they played truant can not be troublesome, locked toward a dormitory nest gate directly finished up, but I...... the Elder Sister's intuition supreme was accurate, I may not have the guts to play truant before her, moreover I already third year in high school, originally result on not much, if played truant again...... is not very really optimistic. “早知道这样我就翘课得了,干什么非要强装好学生啊……”走在去往学校的路上,我心中一阵后悔,这时候我不由地有些羡慕那些家在外地而要住校的学生,至少他们翘课的时候可以没那么麻烦,直接往宿舍一窝门一锁就完事了,而我……姐姐的直觉可是超人般地精准,我可没有胆量在她面前翘课,而且我都已经高三了,本来成绩就不怎么样,如果再翘课……真的很不乐观。 Somewhat walks murkily on the road, I often make an effort to fling the head, attempt by myself soberly, although this quite remote alley has no vehicles, if met what traffic accident pleasure to be big, but the head after all was not the dust pan, you flung not possibly to make an effort to fling again inside everything in disorder thing. 有些昏昏沉沉地走在路上,我不时用力甩甩脑袋,试图让自己清醒一点,虽然这条比较偏僻的小路没什么车辆,不过万一遇上什么交通事故乐子可就大了,只是脑袋毕竟不是簸箕,你甩地再用力也不可能把里面乱七八糟的东西甩出去。 At this time, I suddenly felt itself unusually, am somewhat staring by anyone probably am being same, this feeling made me quickly grasp the meaning of something suddenly, some brains of feeling dizzy were also more sober. 这时,我突然感到有些异样,好像自己正在被什么人盯着一样,这种感觉让我猛然一个激灵,有些发昏的大脑也清醒了许多。 My lifts the head, sized up, then not far a small lane entrance near the right hand discovered is looking at my direction Little Girl. 我抬起头,四下打量了一下,然后在右手边不远的一个小巷口发现了一个正看着我这个方向的小女孩。 The opposite party seem like, only then 13-14 years old appearance, puts on one white seems like the dress of windproof coat, has a pitch-black long hair of shawl, the long very lovable, fresh-faced lip is sipping gently, has a not smile actually very pleasant curve, the exquisite nose goes up slightly, appears has mischievous meaning, in matching her quiet and refined makings, just like attractive Lolita, but her pair of eyes makes me feel that has a silk is not uncoordinated, pitch-black big eyes this should be very bright, but they seem like actually completely not the appearance of focus, was only a pair of eyeball shifted. My this direction, if did not feel that her vision centralized on me, I must suspect that simply this Lolita was actually blind person. 对方看上去只有十三四岁的样子,穿着一身白色的看上去很像风衣的裙装,留着一头披肩的乌黑长发,长的十分可爱,粉嫩的嘴唇轻轻抿着,带着一丝不似微笑却很赏心悦目的弧度,小巧的鼻子微微上翘,显得有一丝调皮的意味,搭配上她那娴静的气质,活脱脱一个漂亮的小萝莉,但是她那双眼睛却让我感到有一丝不协调,乌黑的大眼睛本应该十分有神,但它们看上去却完全没有焦点的样子,只是一双眼珠转向了我这个方向,如果不是感觉她的目光就集中在我身上,我简直都要怀疑这个小萝莉其实是个盲人了。 I put in order put in order my expression, revealed thinks the most genial smile, walked up saying: „Does Little Sister, what matter have?” 我整了整自己的表情,露出自认为最和善的微笑,走上前去说道:“小妹妹,有什么事么？” ...... Why I thought that some people were saying secretly I am queer uncle that abducts Loli? Is the misconception? ……为什么我觉得有人在偷偷说我是一个诱拐萝莉的怪叔叔呢？难道是错觉么？ Opposite lovable Loli lifts the head comes slightly, that pair absolutely does not have eyes of focus not to seem to turn to me any spot, but I feel immediately my every action and every movement were completely grasped by front Little Girl- this is really the quite strange feeling, making one not know completely how to describe. 对面的可爱萝莉微微抬起头来,那双完全没有焦点的眼睛似乎并没有转向我身上的任何一个部位,但我立刻感到自己的一举一动都完完全全地被面前的这个小女孩掌握了-这真是相当奇怪的感觉,让人完全不知道怎么去描述。 This is unusual Loli! I first made the judgment. 这是一个不寻常的萝莉！我第一时间做出了判断。 Does the matter that however at present I meet how many have to be common? Own Mental World had the relations with what Xiling Empire bewilderedly, to be honest, I think that now my nerve intensity has been close to the aviation steel products...... 不过这一阵子我遇上的事情有几件是寻常的？自己的精神世界莫名其妙地就和一个什么希灵帝国扯上了关系,说实话,我现在认为自己的神经强度已经接近航空钢材了…… Front Loli observed my meeting unemotionally, then as if determined anything, slightly nodded, bows toward me. 面前的萝莉面无表情地观察了我一会,然后似乎确定了什么,微微点了点头,朝我一鞠躬。 Does not know is the misconception, I seem like felt something and front Little Girl in own brain produced resonance. 不知道是不是错觉,我似乎感到自己脑子里的某种东西和面前的小女孩产生了共鸣。 „Is honored to see you very much, Emperor,” front three do not have Loli to open the mouth to have a scare me, „my name is Pandora-ZERO, Xiling General.” “很荣幸见到您,皇帝,”面前的三无萝莉一开口就将我吓了一跳,“我的名字是潘多拉－zero,希灵将军。” „Ha?” This self introduction shocking allowed me to enter directly worked as the machine condition, can only make this meaningless sound, what this did Lolita call me a moment ago? Emperor? Her status, Xiling General? Was the development of this plot also derailed? “哈？”这个震撼性的自我介绍直接让我进入了当机状态,只能发出这样毫无意义的声音,刚才这个小萝莉叫我什么？皇帝？还有她的身份,希灵将军？这剧情的发展也太脱轨了吧？ Front Loli the meaning that does not seem to explain me to have doubts, after introducing oneself this, her then quietly stood there, is raising head slightly, without the eyes of focus could not see a fluctuation of sentiment. 面前的萝莉似乎并没有解答我疑惑的意思,自我介绍完这后,她便静静地站在那里,微微仰着头,没有焦点的双眼看不出一点感情的波动。 I decide look at front Little Girl, tries to discover meaning that from her expression opens practical joke, but I failed, the the other's expression is quiet, sign of no counterfeiting. 我定定地看着面前的小女孩,试图从她的表情中找出一丝开恶作剧的意味,但是我失败了,对方的表情沉静,毫无作假的迹象。 If this Lolita has not deceived me, she was that mysterious Xiling Empire's member, according to that World nature, this Little Girl was actually Robot? 如果这个小萝莉没有骗我的话,她就是那个神秘的希灵帝国的成员了,按照那个世界的性质来看,这个小女孩其实是个机器人？ An originally has World in dreamland suddenly becomes more and more real, even appeared living comes out „person” from that World, this makes me feel that own brain is close to overload, therefore, the unexpected happening, I put out a hand, pinched the cheek of opposite Lolita gently. 一个原本只是存在于梦境中的世界突然变得越来越真实,甚至出现了一个活生生的从那个世界出来的“人”,这让我感到自己的大脑正在接近过载,于是,鬼使神差的,我伸出手去,轻轻捏了捏对面小萝莉的脸蛋。 ...... I am not Lolicon, I was really not Lolicon, the hand slid, I was really only the hand slid! ……我不是萝莉控,我真的不是萝莉控,手滑了,我真的只是手滑了一下！ Suddenly realized oneself made anything's me to pull out the hand immediately, but just the soft touch of flash made me deny the opposite party is the idea of Robot. 突然意识到自己做了什么的我立刻把手抽了回来,但刚刚一瞬间的柔软触感让我否定了对方是个机器人的想法。 „Xiling Apostle is the demon can construct to install the body lifeform,” opposite Lolita simply has not paid attention to my offensive, seemed like saw I am having doubts anything, she had no sound that the sentiment fluctuated to say with oneself that „we were not Robot, the demon lead science and technology is also entirely different from your World natural science and technology, although seemed like it to look like nature science and technology very much, but actually that was ultra realistic the technology of energy and occult sciences -based, approaches to Magic and Alchemy in this World legend, strict, my current body nature and structure and this World carbon-based life is close, even I need to be likely ordinary now. carbon-based life equally through feed supplementary energy, this is because the demon can construct to install the body technology to allow us to change the body material shape at will, in the non-combatant condition, you can be regarded as normal Human Race Xiling Apostle.” “希灵使徒是魔能构装体生物,”对面的小萝莉根本没有把我的唐突放在眼里,似乎是看出了我在疑惑什么,她用自己那没什么感情波动的声音说道,“我们并非机器人,魔导科技也与您这个世界的自然科技大不相同,尽管看上去它很像自然科技,但其实那是一种基于超现实能量和神秘学的技术,更接近于这个世界传说中的魔法和炼金术,严格来讲,我目前的身体性质以及结构和这个世界的碳基生命十分接近,甚至我现在需要像普通碳基生命一样通过进食来补充能量,这是因为魔能构装体技术使我们可以随意改变自己身体的物质形态,在非战斗状态下,您可以将希灵使徒看作是正常的人类。” Really pressed her, can report such long a few words with that mechanical sound to me. 真难为她了,能用那么机械的声音向我介绍这么长的一段话。 Crossed back and forth many in own brain the the other's words, I roughly understood finally the the other's meaning, can do nothing about it, this matter too surreal, I can perceive calmly, and analyzes, rather than yelling „is impossible” and „cracking a joke” and so on words ran off are the nerve displayed tenaciously, but was restricted in individual IQ, I was some corona...... 将对方的话在自己的脑子里来来回回过了好多遍,我才终于大致理解了对方的意思,没办法,这件事情实在太超现实了,我能这么冷静地听进去并且分析一番,而不是大叫着“不可能”、“开玩笑”之类的话跑开已经是神经强韧的表现了,只是限于个人智商,我还是有些晕乎…… „in other words, you seem like high science and technology Alien life, actually meets Magic Alien life?” “也就是说,你们看上去是高科技的外星生命,其实是会魔法的外星生命？” „Yes.” Lolita is brief and to the point. “是。”小萝莉言简意赅。 Good, this issue pass, true Magic is what appearance who has not seen after all, moreover that World thing, although seems like science meaning to be very thick, but they depend upon anything to revolve who not to know in fact, when I they are Magic and Alchemy. 好吧,这个问题pass了,毕竟真正的魔法是什么样子谁也没见过,而且那个世界的东西虽然看上去科学意味很浓,但事实上它们依靠什么运转谁也不知道,我就当它们是魔法和炼金术吧。 In fact, from Lolita announced own coming from Xiling Empire's at that moment, I no longer expected that the plot can develop according to the credible way. 事实上,从小萝莉宣布自己来自希灵帝国的那一刻起,我就不再奢望剧情可以按照靠谱的方式发展了。 „, Actually does Xiling Empire how enter my dreamland? Why will I become your Emperor? Emperor this title should not be gives an average person easily?” “那么,希灵帝国究竟是怎么进入我的梦境的？我又为什么会成为你们的皇帝？皇帝这个称号应该不是那么容易就给一个普通人的吧？” This issue must ask, although was called Emperor by seemingly ox cross/crotch Empire is a very crisp matter, but this given name is not good to want, if a misunderstanding must when the time comes absolutely but actually big mildew, moreover according to that 99.999%...... not available set of instructions, this deep sleep does not know that what advantage many years Empire may not bring to me, troublesome is certain actually. 这个问题一定要问,虽然被一个貌似很牛叉的帝国称为皇帝是一件很爽的事,但这个名号可不是那么好要的,万一是一场误会到时候自己绝对要倒大霉,而且根据那份百分之九十九点九九九……不可用的指令集来看,这个沉睡了不知道多少年的帝国不一定能给我带来什么好处,麻烦倒是可以肯定的。 „Being...... time wrongly...... unknown many years ago, Xiling Empire suffered a great change, entire Empire fell into the deep sleep, still surveyed a thought fluctuation of coming from this plane deep place until Empire in the foreign collection of information system of operation a short time ago only, according to the information comparison, this thought fluctuated fully conforms to the Empire Emperor soul characteristics, Empire but therefore awakening, but I was sent to assist you, because other materials the unknown reason damage was unable to verify, but has a little been certain, you were one of the Empire Emperor, this point has been confirmed by all awakening Xiling Apostle at present.” “在距今……时间错误……未知多少年前,希灵帝国遭受了一场巨变,整个帝国陷入沉睡,直到前不久帝国唯一还在运行的对外信息收集系统探测到了一个来自本位面深处的思维波动,根据信息比对,这个思维波动完全符合帝国皇帝的灵魂特征,帝国因此而苏醒,而我则被派来辅佐您,其他的资料由于未知原因损毁已经无法查证,但有一点已经可以肯定,您就是帝国的皇帝之一,这一点已经由目前所有苏醒的希灵使徒确认过了。” „Wait, did you say one of the Emperor?” Did I notice this word sensitively, sentimental Emperor this lifeform in Xiling Empire or the mass production? “等等,你说皇帝之一？”我敏感地注意到了这个词,感情皇帝这种生物在希灵帝国还是量产的？ „Yes, Xiling Empire has the Class-NT authority individual to be called Emperor, according to the information bank record of last time renewal, Xiling Empire altogether has the 135 Emperors name, distributes in entire Universe each ruling region, each Emperor has coordinated Authority, but you are not in this 135 Emperors, the specific reason is unable to analyze.” “是的,希灵帝国拥有nt级权限的个体被称为皇帝,根据最后一次更新的资料库记载,希灵帝国一共有皇帝135名,分布在整个宇宙的各个统治区,每一个皇帝都拥有对等的权限,而您并不在这135名皇帝之中,具体原因无法解析。” My goodness, Emperor parliament! 好家伙,皇帝议会！ „That...... can I not work as this Emperor?” I said cautiously, cracks a joke, 135 real Emperor, without a doubt, each many that I am fiercer, once there is another Xiling Emperor also awakening, discovered my fake fellow, the rookies who which was casual to give me to come a fellow is not my 99.999999%...... the instruction is unable to use can contend! “那个……我可不可以不当这个皇帝？”我小心翼翼地说道,开玩笑,135个货真价实的皇帝啊,毫无疑问,他们每一个都比我厉害的多,一旦有另外一个希灵皇帝也苏醒了,发现了我这个冒牌家伙,随便哪个给我来一家伙就不是我这个百分之九十九点九九九九九九……的指令无法使用的菜鸟可以抗衡的！ „According to Xiling Law, gives up the Class-NT authority individual is considered as gives up its existence, you confirmed that can carry out this choice? This confirmation will conduct three times.” “依照希灵法律,放弃nt级权限的个体被认为是放弃本身存在性,您确认要执行这个选择么？这个确认将进行三次。” ...... That gives up its existence, leads convenient meaning Ah? ……那个放弃本身存在性,是不是就是领便当的意思啊？ „Good, I work as this Emperor, but I first reached an agreement, this is you wants me to work as on own initiative, when the time comes has anything you do not look for my trouble Oh!” “好吧,我当这个皇帝,不过我先说好了,这是你们主动要我当的,到时候有什么事情你们不要找我的麻烦啊！” Then, I, Chen Jun, ordinary big student, in some day , some month , some year, talked nonsense very much, became bewildered Empire bewildered Emperor...... 就这样,我,陈俊,一个原本普通的大学生,在某年某月某日,很扯淡地,成了一个莫名其妙的帝国的莫名其妙的皇帝……