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#44: Pig head


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Chapter 44 第44章 Pig head 猪头 Similarly is high rank Xiling Apostle, similarly is Elite Level defensive-type battlefield Commander, similarly is Xiling Emperor's guards the imperial palace the army corps, similarly is...... innumerable similarly is, why Shandora's can become the meeting management of talent, but does my subordinate only meet black ultra SWAT to resell pirated disc to each region?! 同样是高阶希灵使徒,同样是精英级防御型战场指挥官,同样是希灵皇帝的禁卫兵团,同样是……无数个同样是,为什么珊多拉的手下就能成为天才的聚会主持,而我的手下就只会一身黑超特警到各地倒卖盗版光盘?! Sells the pirating plate in this place without doubt is the behavior of quite rich venture spirit, even Carrow impossible successfully to develop the rushes market in one group of social elite people, this was very fond of Empire Military Officer that the management resisted only moves before us was less than five seconds, then by the security management anti-riot police who caught up with from each direction dragging. 在这种地方卖盗版盘无疑是相当富有冒险精神的行为,即使是西卡罗也不可能成功地在一群社会精英人士中开拓出毛片市场,这个酷爱和城管对抗的帝国军官只在我们面前活动了不到五秒钟,便被从各个方向赶来的保安城管防暴警给拖了出去。 A'Jun, Shandora, do you know that person?” Saw that I and Shandora expression is staring at the Carrow dragged away direction strangely, Qianqian quite strangely asks. 阿俊,珊多拉,你们认识那个人么?”看到我和珊多拉表情古怪地盯着西卡罗被拖走的方向,浅浅好奇地问道。 Our two shake the head together firmly. 我们两个一起坚定地摇头。 One hour quick in the past, after the weather fades out gradually, these flaunt the cultural exchange banner to look for the beautiful Princess false gentleman finally to start to give up, has complaint in a low voice to scatter in all directions in abundance, they had realized that this game is actually making fun of them- first did not say Princess of that hard to get hold can barely catch a glimpse of really here, even if she here moreover was bumped into by some lucky fellow, when the time comes she did not acknowledge what means your status you also do have? 一个小时的时间很快过去,当天色渐渐暗下来之后,那些打着文化交流旗号寻找美丽公主的伪绅士终于开始放弃,纷纷带着低声的抱怨四散开来,他们已经意识到这个游戏其实只是在捉弄他们-先不说那个神龙见首不见尾的公主是不是真的在这里,即便她在这里而且被某个幸运的家伙碰到,到时候她不承认自己的身份你又有什么办法? In this period of time several of us experienced almost all saying something to smooth things over skills, the so-called social elites are demonstrating oneself feather just like the male peacock of spreading the tail to each foreign opposite sex generally , not only included these appearances also to calculate the young son of the influential who could pass, had much seemed like can dreadful old man who simply when Shandora father, they also neatly and immaculately dressed dress up carefully, wanted to conquer beautiful Princess of coming from foreign land by the demeanor charm of old age gentleman hopefully. 在这段时间里我们几个见识了几乎所有的搭讪技巧,一个个所谓社会精英们宛如开屏的雄孔雀一般向每一个外国异性展示着自己的羽毛,这其中不但包括了那些长相还算过得去的年轻公子哥,更有不少看上去简直能当珊多拉老爸的猥琐老头,他们也一个个衣冠楚楚精心装扮,满怀希望地想要以老年绅士的风度魅力征服来自异国的美丽公主 Has gone against Liu Zicai of pig head to can really be called in these obvious the male peacocks of adrenalin exceeding the allowed figure is the chicken sets up the crane group. 在这些明显已经肾上腺素超标的雄孔雀中间顶着一个猪头的刘子才实在称得上是鸡立鹤群。 Finally, when the time ended, no one can Princess from the crowd recognize. 最后,当时间结束的时候,还是没有一个人能够把公主从人群中认出来。 - I ate to the full!” The Shandora racket the belly, hit burp to say satisfied. “呼-我吃饱了!”珊多拉拍拍肚子,满意地打了个饱嗝说道。 I use to be full of the exploring vision to withstand/top the Shandora slender waist, in the heart am going all out to ponder that big bunch of things that she swallowed a moment ago were actually placed where, drew the conclusion finally, the stomach of this fellow is long in different space. 我用充满探索性的目光顶着珊多拉纤细的腰肢,心中拼命思考她刚才吞进去的那一大堆东西究竟被放在什么地方,最后得出了结论,这家伙的胃是长在异空间的。 Qianqian "bang" knocks above me, said sourly: pervert, which looks!” 浅浅“梆”地一声敲在我头上,酸溜溜地说道:“色狼,看哪呢!” I smile awkwardly, Shandora loves dearly to rub my head, then Qianqian uses very virulent vision to stare her. 我尴尬地笑笑,珊多拉则心疼地上来揉着我的脑袋,然后浅浅就用很恶毒的眼光瞪她。 at this moment, the Carmen loud and clear sound resounds, relieved my awkwardness timely: Ladies gentlemen, passing of time imagination is quicker, one hour has passed by, the seems like gentleman on the scene no one can find our beautiful Her Highness the Princess, I have to announce very regrettably, a game not winner of this Her Highness the Princess design, but everyone do not complain, because the next link of banquet will soon start, when the time comes our Her Highness the Princess naturally can appear in everyone at present!” 这时候,卡门洪亮的声音响起,及时解除了我的尴尬:“女士们先生们,时间的流逝比想象中的更快,一个小时已经过去,看来在场的诸位绅士没有一个人能找到我们美丽公主殿下,我不得不十分遗憾地宣布,这场公主殿下设计的游戏没有一个胜出者,但是大家不要抱怨,因为宴会的下一个环节即将开始,到时候我们的公主殿下自然会出现在大家眼前!” At this time broadcast a unharmonious sound on the spot: „Won't you be playing us? Princess really here?” 这时现场传来一个不和谐的声音:“你们不会是在耍我们吧?公主真的在这里?” I and Qianqian go following the prestige, pig is standing there. 我和浅浅循声望去,一个猪头正站在那里。 Liu Zicai absolutely is here most aggrieved one, does obeisance the present honour to bestow, he suffered loss in the process of saying something to smooth things over a moment ago, can appear in girl of this square central region mostly is the status not common princess, Liu Zicai in the past when the net worth to them simply not strong attraction that picking up the little girl almost goes smoothly everywhere, instead is his pig head picture receives the supercilious look everywhere. 刘子才绝对是这里最憋屈的一个,拜现在的尊荣所赐,刚才他可是在搭讪的过程中吃尽了苦头,能出现在这个广场中央区域的女孩大多都是身份不一般的千金小姐,刘子才以往在泡妞时几乎无往不利的身家对她们而言根本没多大吸引力,反而是他的一幅猪头像到处受到白眼。 Seemed like notices my vision, Liu Zicai turned the head, saw that we gawked slightly, then wicked line of sight centralized on me. 似乎是注意到了我的目光,刘子才转过头来,看到我们微微一愣,然后把恶狠狠的视线集中在我身上。 Strange, when have I provoked him? 奇怪,我什么时候招惹过他了? Carmen nods to us with a very covert scope slightly, was saying to the microphone: I can promise, Her Highness the Princess in this square, asks everyone to be peaceful now, making our Her Highness the Princess walk up- please believe, our beautiful Her Highness the Princess will certainly make everyone be startled!” 卡门用一个非常隐蔽的幅度微微向我们点头致意,然后对着话筒说道:“我可以向大家保证,公主殿下就在这个广场,现在请大家安静,让我们的公主殿下走上前来-请相信,我们美丽公主殿下一定会让大家大吃一惊!” Carmen is saying, own line of sight centralized us. 卡门说着,将自己的视线集中在我们这边。 Shandora is smiling, makings have the tremendous changes immediately. 珊多拉微笑着,身上的气质立刻发生了翻天覆地的变化。 Changes to become noble elegant Princess from delightful lovable neighbor girl! 从一个甜美可爱的邻家女孩摇身一变成为高贵典雅的公主 Following the Carmen vision, everybody noticed to move toward location central Shandora rapidly gradually, often some people sent out low calling out in alarm. 循着卡门的目光,众人的迅速注意到了正在缓步走向场地中央的珊多拉,不时有人发出低低的惊呼。 Some many people recognized this moment this wear sky blue long skirt and noble grave blonde young girl, the appearance of Shandora starved ghost reincarnation made their impression profound a moment ago, but is quick, they were full of the suspicion to rub oneself eyes- front noble elegant girl, was really that wild girl a moment ago? 有不少人认出了此刻这个穿着天蓝色长裙、高贵庄重的金发少女,刚才珊多拉饿死鬼投胎的样子让他们印象深刻,但是很快,他们又充满怀疑地揉起了自己的眼睛-面前高贵典雅的女孩,真的是刚才那个野丫头么? Looks young girl that at present passes through slowly, people all subdue for its beautiful appearance and noble deportment, Angel that this feeling arrives at the world of mortals probably passes through from the front, her each look, each smile makes one immerse and does not dare to have any improper ambition, cannot help but somewhat is surprised about me of Shandora type big change body complete immunity: One is silly happy Little Sister all day, keeps aloof, the wars and frightened belt/bring to innumerable World Empress Xiling, actually which is true Shandora? 看着眼前缓缓走过的少女,人们无不为其美丽的容貌和高贵的仪态所折服,这种感觉就好像一个降临凡间的天使从面前走过,她的每一个眼神,每一个微笑都让人为之沉醉而又不敢有任何非分之想,就连对珊多拉式大变身完全免疫的我都不由得有些惊奇:一个是整天傻高兴的小妹妹,一个是高高在上,将战争和恐惧带到无数个世界希灵女帝,究竟哪个才是真正的珊多拉 Hello,” the Shandora's sound makes lost people sober finally, she has the light smile, the expression amiable faintly not to dare to approach, can come to China happily, and gathers with everyone here, I am Shandora, Shandora Celvi Eulasis, Riesca's Princess, in future a period of time, I hopes that everyone can forget my Princess status, regards your friends me......” “大家好,”珊多拉的声音让出神的人们终于清醒过来,她带着淡淡的微笑,表情平易近人却隐隐让人不敢过于靠近,“很高兴能来到中国,并且和大家在这里相聚,我是珊多拉,珊多拉-凯尔薇-尤拉西斯,里斯卡的公主,不过在未来的一段时间里,我希望大家能忘记我公主的身份,把我当成你们的朋友……” Noble, appropriate, is graceful and grave, does not lose the imperial family to be dignified amiable, Shandora is similar to dazzling Sun at this moment, making all people realize that truly anything is true Princess. 高贵,得体,优雅而庄重,平易近人而不失皇室威严,珊多拉此刻如同耀眼的太阳,让现场所有的人都真正体会到了什么是真正的公主 Clearly, not popular route that Shandora takes, she is cold and proud type Princess- also only then this style conforms to her status. 很明显,珊多拉走的并非亲民路线,她是一个冷傲型公主-也只有这种风格才符合她的身份。 cough cough, as for Shandora , in front of me the off-line image, that is the exceptional circumstance...... 咳咳,至于珊多拉在我面前的时候脱线的形象,那属于例外情况…… Shandora said briefly several words then give nearby was waiting for Carmen the microphone in hand, arrives at me quickly and in front of Qianqian, immediately exchanges her laughing foolishly of that signboard before me. 珊多拉简短地说了几句话便将手中的话筒交给了一旁等待着的卡门,快步走到我和浅浅面前,立刻换上了她在我面前的那种招牌的傻笑。 Hehe, how Chen Jun? They were silly!” “呵呵,怎么样陈俊?他们都傻掉了吧!” I as if heard the scene to transmit Sound Shandora that threw the street innumerably this girl transformed was also too sudden, the wild girl changed Princess to make everybody of scene undergo thorough shock, now Princess changes the wild girl to let the nerve all of a sudden already everyone who creakied „” collapsed the last nerve. 我仿佛听到了现场传来无数扑街的声音-珊多拉这丫头转变的也太突然了点,野丫头变公主就已经让现场的众人经受了一次彻彻底底的震撼,现在公主一下子变回野丫头让神经已经摇摇欲坠的大家“嘣”的一声崩断了最后一根神经。 However Shandora will not always care about the idea of average person, she is only the child is the same is showing off with me great that everybody frightens achievement, this makes Qianqian feel very inconceivable. 不过珊多拉从来都不会在乎普通人的想法,她只是小孩子一样在跟我炫耀着自己将众人吓到的伟大“成果”,这让浅浅感到很不可思议。 A'Jun, I am believe that now thoroughly Shandora and between you related very purely- I could not have found out besides that dramatic reason also has what method to explain this Her Highness the Princess character......” 阿俊,我现在算是彻底相信珊多拉和你之间关系很单纯了-除了那个戏剧性的理由我已经想不出还有什么方法来解释这位公主殿下的性格了……” At this moment the marquis, Pandora bought my clothes suddenly gently, I looked puzzled to does not say a word Lolita, the latter lifted slightly points at referred to my behind. 就在这时侯,潘多拉突然轻轻地扯了扯我的衣服,我不解地看向不发一言的小萝莉,后者抬起小手指了指我的身后。 I have turned the head, sees a fatty...... cough cough, pig...... cough cough, is less right, should be Young Master Liu. 我转过头去,看到一个胖子……咳咳,猪头……咳咳,更不对了,应该是刘少 Now Liu Zicai felt oneself are really on World the biggest unlucky egg, properly speaking he is actually in all aristocratic family juniors on the scene sees Princess Shandora earliest oneself, this should be a quite lucky matter, what is hapless, not only oneself have not seized this opportunity, instead offended this noble Her Highness the Princess twice, perhaps have oneself become a through and through bastard in the heart of that Princess? 现在刘子才觉得自己真是世界上最大的倒霉蛋,按理说他其实是在场的所有世家子弟中最早见到珊多拉公主本人的,这应该是一件相当幸运的事情,但倒霉的是,自己不但没有把握好这个机会,反而两次冒犯了这位高贵的公主殿下,恐怕自己在那位公主的心中已经成了一个彻头彻尾的混蛋了吧? Who can think that this Princess is good at camouflaging unexpectedly, moreover temperament strange woman?! 谁能想到这位公主竟然是那么擅长伪装而且脾气古怪的女人?! However he does not want to give up! 但是他不想就这么放弃! Although own father had totally given up and Princess climbs up the possibility of relations, but Liu Zicai does not think! 尽管自己的老爸已经彻底放弃了和公主攀上关系的可能,但是刘子才不这么想! Who is he? He is entire K City most famous flowering shrubs expert(s), is relying on prominent origin and outstanding appearance, how many young young girl perish in his bosom, what is woman his Liu Zicai cannot obtain? Even the ordinary people see at the same time very difficult star, hadn't climbed up his Great Young Master Liu bedhead obediently? Do not look is only 19-year-old student, this Great Young Master Liu is in some circle the famous loose sentiment Saint, now, how is he resigned to himself to be defeated dingily? 他是谁?他是整个k市最有名的花丛高手,凭借着显赫的出身和出众的外貌,多少妙龄少女沉沦在他的怀抱,什么样的女人是他刘子才得不到的?甚至有一个平常人见一面都很难的女星,还不是乖乖地爬上了他刘大少爷的床头?别看只是一个19岁的学生,这位刘大少爷已经是某个圈子内有名的风流情圣,现在,他怎么甘心自己就这么灰溜溜地失败? Isn't Princess?! Except for a title, what throws on the bed and general woman has to distinguish?! 不就是一个公主吗?!除了一个头衔,扔到床上和一般的女人有什么区别?! Noble? cold and proud? Happen , after such woman conquers, will have the sense of achievement! 高贵?冷傲?正好,那样的女人征服之后才会更有成就感! Now a Liu Zicai a little crazy crazy lunatic, only knows that might recall so-called that oneself lose face, what basic didn't expect will actually face is in entire Universe the most terrifying tyrant. 现在刘子才就好像一个有点痴狂的疯子,只知道要挽回自己丢失的所谓“面子”,却根本没想到自己将面对的是整个宇宙中最恐怖的暴君。 Front looks three people that chatted, Liu Zicai felt the tooth was itchy: Actually that poor and pedantic boy is what background, why can he obtain the favor of Princess and another beautiful woman? 看着面前说笑的三人,刘子才不禁感到牙痒痒:那个穷酸的小子究竟是什么来头,凭什么他就能得到公主和另一个美女的青睐? No matter anyone, dares to snatch woman with his Liu Zicai, must die! 不管是什么人,敢跟他刘子才女人,就都得死! Then, family background prominent given name great Student Liu Zicai, stepped all alone to resist tens of millions Empire conqueror talking nonsense journeys resolutely...... 就这样,家世显赫大名鼎鼎刘子才同学,毅然决然地踏上了孤身一人对抗数千万帝国征服者的扯淡征程……
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