Chapter 301 第301章 Acts with the kid's mother 和孩子她妈一起行动 I am very incomprehensible, why the big villains like staying in the gloomy mildewy corner plan to subvert World, the gun battle that in the worn out factory is always very suitable to erupt the criminal syndicate internecine strife, the bloody murder follows 1-2 the dog that frequently unavoidably comes out to buy the soy sauce called, as well as- the transaction of evil must elect in the unvisited wilderness. 我实在很不能理解,为什么大反派们都喜欢呆在阴暗发霉的角落谋划颠覆世界,废旧的工厂里总是很适合爆发黑帮火拼的枪战,血腥的谋杀常常免不了伴随1-2出来打酱油的狗叫,以及-罪恶的交易非要选在人迹罕至的荒郊野外。 „This is not very obvious? Wants you are the smuggler you will spread one's wares on the ground for sale to lift the sign to write the heroin big markdown sale in the downtown area to buy one bag to deliver two bags?” “这不是很明显的吗？要你是走私犯你会在闹市区摆个地摊举牌子写海洛因大甩卖买一袋送两袋？” The Lin Xue's venomous tongue is as always to be everywhere. 林雪的毒舌还是一如既往地无处不在。 „After troubling you, despises me with such vivid detail description don't be good......” “麻烦你以后鄙视我也不要用这么形象的细节描述好不好……” „Highlights, highlights real,” Lin Xue sounds absolutely does not have the embarrassed appearance, „your side situation how?” “凸显真实,凸显真实哈,”林雪听上去完全没有一点不好意思的样子,“你那边情况怎么样？” „What does not have well......, I have not suspected your information levels, but you confirmed that hasn't made a mistake the time? To be honest I feel your words now more and more unreliable......” “啥都没有……好吧,我没有怀疑你们的情报水平,不过你确认没有把时间搞错？说实话我觉得你的话现在越来越不可靠……” „...... Could not reach you I to get angry now early!” “……要不是够不着你现在我早翻脸了！” Interrupted and Lin Xue daily quarrelling -type spirit connection, I and Bubbles continue to lie down in 700 billion li (0.5 km) get sleepy. 中断了和林雪日常拌嘴式的精神连接,我和泡泡继续躺在七千亿里犯困。 Here is far away from an urban district worn out quarry, unvisited, bleak incomparable, under the contrast, I discovered that the autumn aura received the obstruction in the crowded cities, but in this desolate and uninhabited wilderness, the summer vestiges is repulsed in the city is thorougher , the withered and yellow color swept away the trim land, withered deterioration the slit of weed swings in enormous stones with the wind, as if will become the disorderly summer residual momentarily shatter, the time afternoon, everywhere red cloud has gradually filled the air from the west side, lets in the world even more dreary. 这里是远离市区一个废旧石场,人迹罕至,荒凉无比,对比之下,我发现秋天的气息在人员密集的城市里还是受到了阻挠,而在这渺无人烟的荒郊野外,夏天的残余比在城市里败退地还要彻底,枯黄的颜色横扫了整片大地,干枯衰败的杂草在巨大石块间的缝隙中随风摇摆,仿佛将随时破碎成凌乱的夏季残渣,时间已经下午,漫天的火烧云从西边逐渐弥漫过来,让天地间愈发萧瑟。 Such perfect whinny fall scenery, if joined to a persuasive winding and enjoyable moved whistle music, that was really...... the wilderness weapon...... 这样完美的萧萧秋景,假如配上一曲婉转曲折而写意伤感的口哨音乐,那真是太……荒野兵器了…… If I am a poet, at this moment has certainly tears streaming down the face. 假如我是个诗人,这时候一定泪流满面。 What a pity I am not a poet, but is only one comes out to buy the soy sauce to safeguard the World peace while convenient national Chief of state, therefore I lie down although, in value 700 billion, but seems like compared with all around worn out stone crusher also wants in the worn-out small broken car(riage) to face upward to have the yawn, have a relish looks that nearby Bubbles rests to the saliva crossflow. 可惜我不是诗人,而只是一个出来打酱油顺便维护世界和平的国家元首,于是我躺在虽然价值七千亿但看上去比四周的废旧碎石机还要破旧的小破车里仰天打着哈欠,饶有兴致地看着旁边的泡泡睡到口水横流。 „Cannot snatch my egg blade...... un......” Bubbles not to stand up from failure, on the seat wiggles forward while is talking in a dream ambiguously, „that was I must give the Shana sauce...... un...... bastard shining, the equipment controls...... to meet me to make the kid's dad execute your had the child not to have the grandson...... hey...... hehe...... to smash your dog head...... to cook you......” “不许抢我的蛋刀……唔嗯……”泡泡翻了个身,一边在座椅上扭来扭去一边含混不清地说着梦话,“那是我要送给夏娜酱的……嗯……混蛋金闪闪,装备控……等会我让孩子她爸毙了你个有子没孙的……嘿……嘿嘿……砸烂你的狗头……炖了你……” I: „......” 我:“……” Oh!! Actually this makes me where take the tsukkomi/ridicule breakthrough point to be good the bastard!!! This dead dwelling is resting in the dream to connect many dimension World! The words saying that Shana does take the appearance of egg blade you to think very? Is shining Gilgamesh? That equipment controlled is really sharp...... was not right! The following those words are the key point!! Did not say that refuses to call me with the kid's dad? Why since Little Bubbles manages me to call the father, I obtain title Oh! that such read remnantly you to know that your here actually this „kid's dad” made my image twist a boundary of ghost livestock! You to me receive Oh! finally as for the speech that two valiant female student uses carefully 天哪！！这究竟让我从哪里作为吐槽的切入点才好啊混蛋！！！这个死宅到底在睡梦中连接了多少个次元世界呐！话说夏娜拿着蛋刀的样子你认为很好吗？金闪闪是吉尔伽美什吧？那个装备控真是太犀利了……不对！后面那句话才是重点吧！！不是说严禁用孩子她爸来称呼我吗？为什么自从小泡泡管我叫爸爸之后我就在你这里获得了这样一个残念的称号啊！你知不知道这个“孩子她爸”究竟让我的形象扭曲到了一种何等鬼畜的境界！至于最后那两句彪悍的女生慎用的发言你给我收回去啊！ Plays the game to be able in the sleep-talking to achieve such fluent unobstructed prediction level this far goal fact until small otaku girl that today was towed forcefully as for your entire three days all night unexpectedly, in view of the fact that tsukkomi/ridicule were too many, I suddenly could not have found out to say anything...... 至于你这整整三天通宵玩游戏直到今天才被强行拖出来的小宅女竟然能在梦话中达到这样流利通畅的预言水准这样令人远目的事实,鉴于刚才的吐槽点实在太多,我竟然已经想不出该说什么了…… Too fearful, Bubbles this fellow, was too fearful, merely is a sleep-talking, lets be unexpectedly I of Emperor tsukkomi/ridicule too many does not have to spit because of trough, such terrifying fighting strength, is really talent and strength that only then the western spirit main engine can have? 太可怕了,泡泡这家伙,实在太可怕了,仅仅是一番梦话,竟然就让身为吐槽帝的我因槽点太多而无槽可吐,这样恐怖的战斗力,果然是只有西灵主机才能具备的天赋和实力吗？ But more importantly, as the leader of Earth biggest vilent group, I reduce to unexpectedly can only with such a stubborn to letting the person root itch because, moreover played small otaku girl that the game result could not sleep soundly during the daytime to act all night together...... is really is defeated...... 而更重要的,身为地球最大暴力组织的首领,我竟然沦落到只能和这样一个顽固到让人牙根发痒而且因为通宵玩游戏结果白天死睡不起的小宅女一起行动……真是太失败了…… Also thinks can draw Shandora or at least Qianqian comes out......, but...... World unexpectedly is so brutal...... 原本还以为能拉着珊多拉或者至少浅浅出来呢……但是……世界竟然是如此残酷…… Shandora holds the packed in a box cake to indicate: „Goes out to bully the young basin friend might as well then to eat meal interestingly at home!” 珊多拉抱着成箱的蛋糕表示:“出去欺负小盆友还不如在家接着吃饭有意思呢！” Onee-sama points on the screen „to like endless logo of work room indicating greatly”: „Work room finally started to have the business, the elder sister may probably stare.” 姐姐大人指着屏幕上“大爱无疆”工作室的logo表示:“工作室终于开始有业务了,姐姐可要盯着呢。” Pandora and Viska expressed that is quite willing to participate in this beneficial physical and moral integrity, moreover can with the action of Elder Brother together, but considering that two dangerous elements at the same time mix in such action, certainly will display own outstanding before the Elder Brother diligently, for Human Race happy tomorrow and Earth long-term peace and good government, Lolita of two flaming combustion was towed by Onee-sama unsuspensefully...... 潘多拉和维斯卡表示相当愿意参加这次有益身心健康而且能和哥哥在一起的行动,但考虑到两个危险分子同时掺和到这样的行动中,一定会在哥哥面前努力表现自己的优秀,为了人类美好的明天和地球的长治久安,两个熊熊燃烧的小萝莉被姐姐大人毫无悬念地拖了回去…… The Qianqian's meaning is......, in view of the fact that after the previous action kills by mistreatment the enemy , the serious trauma, this time she will not follow absolutely absolutely...... 浅浅的意思则是……鉴于上次行动中虐杀敌人之后产生的严重心理阴影,这次她绝对绝对不会跟着过来…… Della expressed that she must continues reference appendix that to make the person egg sore „primary make matter witness” test, as „chief female priest” Lilina also has to keep World to set up in shrine to overcome the hand. 叮当表示她要继续备考那个令人蛋疼的“初级造物证”考试,连带身为“首席女祭司”的莉莉娜也不得不留在世界树神殿中打下手。 Remaining Anveena, Alaya and Little Bubbles...... consider as finished, that two luminophor and a luminophor amateur do not raise. 剩下的安薇娜、阿赖耶和小泡泡……算了,那两个发光体和一个发光体爱好者不提也罢。 Compiles numerous, with unexpectedly only then a Bubbles person who I come out, moreover this girl „must come out bask in the sun otherwise to putrefy the reason that ash like this talked nonsense by the dwelling class lifeform by me to tow non-periodically” forcefully...... 林林总总汇总下来,跟着我出来的竟然只有泡泡一个人,而且这丫头还是被我以“宅类生物必须不定期出来晒太阳否则就会腐化成灰”这样扯淡的理由给强行拖出来的…… Good, the bad recollection stops, now continues to wait for the enemy to walk into a trap. 好,糟糕的回忆到此为止,现在继续等待敌人自投罗网。 However I firmly believed Lin Xue made a mistake the time- words saying that according to the information opposite party who that girl submits should in high noon appear? 不过我还是坚持认为林雪把时间搞错了-话说按照那丫头提交的情报对方应该在正午时分出现吧？ „Has not appeared......” rests a afternoon Bubbles awaking revolutions fully, Little Girl opened the awake song sleepy eyes to look outside an eye piece finally leisurely, then shouted puts on me, „kid's dad, we went back......” “还没出现啊……”整整睡了一下午的泡泡终于悠悠醒转,小女孩睁着惺忪的睡眼看了一眼窗外,然后呼地扑在我身上,“孩子她爸,咱们回去吧……” Too tears, that gleaming title. 太泪目了,那个亮闪闪的称号。 Even if you ask my uncle me not to mind the dead girl!! 哪怕你叫我大叔我都不会介意啊死丫头！！ When I will soon enter the front stubborn incomparable death otaku girl of blackening condition to conducts the family education, in the mind the Lin Xue's sound suddenly made a sound: „Goal appeared! Quick arrives at your there!” 就在我即将进入黑化状态对面前这个顽固无比的死宅女进行家教的时候,脑海中林雪的声音突然响了起来:“目标出现了！很快就到你那里！” Really, after several minutes, a cross country black automobile entered my view. 果然,几分钟后,一辆越野型的黑色汽车进入了我的视野。 Even the cross country automobile...... this stability were too still exaggerating the point...... 即使是越野型的汽车……这个平稳性也太夸张了点…… Looks that marches forward on crushed stone quarry everywhere actually steadily like in the ice surface glide same black automobile, in my heart sighed one secretly. 看着那辆在碎石遍地的石场上行进却平稳地如同在冰面滑行一样的黑色汽车,我心中暗自感叹了一句。 More importantly, looks that carved completely „magnificently” the luxury cars of two characters from beginning to end, I to the as if not inflammable trash same 700 billion read...... military officer Oh! of these no art cell remnantly 更重要的,看着那辆从头到尾都刻满了“华丽”两字的高档汽车,我对自家仿佛不可燃垃圾一样的七千亿更加残念了……那些毫无艺术细胞的军官啊！ The black automobile stopped steadily in our front less than 100 meters away, the vehicle door opened, what first walked from inside was a wear continually hat coat, was tall, the black man of facial expression sinister and vicious, followed, was three Caucasian who seemed like should be the subordinate. 黑色的汽车稳稳地停在了我们面前不到100米之外,车门打开,首先从里面走出来的是一个穿着连帽上衣,身材高大,神情阴鸷的黑人男子,紧随其后的,是三个看上去应该是下属的白人。 Em, making us call it white Jiahei to combine him for the time being. 恩,让我们暂且将其称之为白加黑组合。 After white Jiahei combines gets out, first is seems like that looked around at will, then stands there waits. 白加黑组合下车之后,先是看似随意地四下张望了一下,然后便站在那里等待。 According to Lin Xue's described, these should be that contact the members of frequent European body with Olympus. 按照林雪的描述,这些应该就是那个和奥林匹斯接触频繁的欧洲组织的成员了。 Is less than ten minutes, a locomotive engine sound by but star port is transmitted, spread three modeling to be a little strange from another end of quarry as if passed through the small-scale black motorcycle of special re-equipping. 不到十分钟,一阵机车发动机声由远而近地传来,从石场的另一端驰来了三部造型有点奇怪仿佛经过了特殊改装的小型黑色机车。 Motorcycle? 机车？ ...... This Olympus also is really a little individualistic...... ……这个奥林匹斯还真是有点特立独行…… „Wood/Blockhead, is I,” the Lin Xue's sound resounds in the mind suddenly, „our here encirclement rings have prepared, the main route seals off, at least can deal with the breakthroughs of three B level Esper- I think that what you should be insufficient such failure is?” “木头,是我,”林雪的声音突然在脑海中响起,“我们这边的包围圈已经准备好了,主要路线封堵完毕,至少能应对三个b级异能者的突破-我想你应该不至于这么失败的是吧？” „Relax, will not run away.” “放心,一个也不会跑掉的。” „Your Idiot Oh! keeps the living witness to keep the living witness! You retaliated to be OK, let you, when the goon has not made you all get rid of!?” “你白痴啊！留活口啊留活口！你打击报复一下就可以了,让你当打手也没让你全干掉吧！？” „Was is...... understands...... made into half dead then bleeds off, very simple matter, intercepted the thing that they traded as far as possible......” “是是是……明白了……打成半死然后放走是吧,很简单的事情嘛,还有尽可能截获他们交易的东西……” „Makes your group of main strength favor own spear/gun hand/subordinate! If enemy the route that since they deploy troops for defense retreats, captures alive as far as possible.” “还有让你手下那帮大兵看好自己的枪！要是敌人从他们布防的路线撤退,尽可能活捉。” „Good...... I to let that help/gang silly main strength attention well as far as possible ?” “好好好……我尽量让那帮傻大兵注意,还有没？” „...... Last, I know that your Sir Emperor the strength excels, but leaves underestimates conventional Esper, the people of these two organizations from the strength looked that a little stems from commonly, although is impossible to compare favorably with your anomaly...... in brief, if your super fool falls on Earth Esper, this young lady be relentless will taunt absolutely your! Puts best into it to this young lady!” “……最后一条,我知道你这个皇帝大人实力高强,不过别太小看常规的异能者,这两个组织的人从实力上看都有点出乎寻常,虽然不可能比得上你这个变态……总之,你这个超级笨蛋要是在地球异能者手上栽跟头的话,本小姐可是绝对会毫不留情地嘲讽你的！给本小姐好自为之吧！” Then, spiritual connection bed sheet hung unquestioning. 然后,精神连接就毫不迟疑地被单方面挂掉了。 Really...... you will say two word of praise dead Oh! 真是……你说两句好话会死啊！ With this at the same time. 与此同时。 „-” “吱嘎-” The neat brake sound gets up, three wear the leather clothing, leads the rider of black helmet from the respective motorcycle, then took off the respective helmet. 整齐的刹车声响起,三个身穿皮衣,带着黑色头盔的车手从各自的机车上下来,然后纷纷摘下了各自的头盔。 Three Asian men, respectively are Passer-by A, Passer-by B, with passer-by C. 三个亚洲男子,分别是路人甲,路人乙,和路人丙。 Medusa not in inside-, only if he gets up early for the security today made the denaturation specially. 美杜莎不在里面-除非丫为了安全今天早起特意去做了变性。 Really, has a premonition with Lin Xue's is the same, that Medusa is simply slier than the fox, even has decided the good action, she still because of little slightest sign of trouble, but rapidly changes the plan. 果然,就和林雪的预感一样,那个美杜莎简直比狐狸还要狡猾,即使是已经决定好的行动,她也会因一点点风吹草动而迅速改变计划。 However this are not related, the main purpose that we come in any case today is the retaliation...... cough cough, enforces justice on behalf of Heaven, so long as can destroy this transaction to catch the opposite party 1-2 members while convenient, then the goal was also achieved- as for Lin Xue that side , making her go wild. 不过这没关系,反正我们今天过来的主要目的就是打击报复……咳咳,替天行道的,只要能破坏掉这次交易顺便抓对方1-2成员,那么目的也就达到了-至于林雪那边,嘛,让她自己抓狂去吧。 I patted by the racket soon to rest the past Bubbles' small head again, made the hand signal that the preparation began in the latter dim vision, when turning head actually happen to saw in that three Olympus members behind, three black locomotives gradually vanished in the air...... 我拍了拍旁边即将再次睡过去的泡泡的小脑袋,在后者朦朦胧胧的目光中做出了准备开工的手势,在回过头时却正好看到在那三个奥林匹斯成员的身后,三辆黑色机车逐渐消失在空气中……