Chapter 299 第299章 Brave x.o 勇敢的x.o Was held from the sky receives Della of three joint hearing to see with own eyes that cannot conceal again, finally abandons something as beyond redemption said loudly: „Good good! Della is a fool! Della is anything cannot complete!! Della 14 times was the make-up test had not been accepted primary makes the matter witness incurable difference student!!!......” 被提溜在空中受到三堂会审的叮当眼见再也隐瞒不住,终于破罐子破摔地大声说道:“好吧好吧！叮当就是个笨蛋！叮当就是什么都做不好！！叮当就是补考了十四次都没有考上初级造物证的无可救药的差学生！！！呜哇……” Speaking of finally, is too wronged probably, Della "Wow" cries unexpectedly. 说到最后,大概是觉得太委屈,叮当竟然“哇”地一声大哭起来。 Della this crying might enormous, I turned into the enemy of people from the just grand justice instantaneously, in a girl swift and fierce line of sight of numerous sympathy bursting cut and bruised...... 叮当这一声大哭威力巨大,我瞬间就从正义的大法官变成了人民的敌人,在一众同情心爆棚的女孩们凌厉的视线中遍体鳞伤…… „You have a look at you, cried the Della air/Qi.” “你看看你,把叮当都气哭了。” Qianqian immodestly white my eyes, then snatches the tiny tot of wailing from my hand, both eyes has shone to hold in the hand to comfort- words saying why wants both eyes to shine? 浅浅不客气地白了我一眼,然后从我手中抢过嚎啕大哭的小不点,两眼放光地捧在手里安慰起来-话说为什么要两眼放光呢？ „Always thought that......” I reverse the neck stiffly, said to Shandora of side a little delay similarly, „always thought heard certain very subtly, moreover fills a tsukkomi/ridicule thing......” “总觉得……”我僵硬地扭转脖子,对旁边同样有点呆滞的珊多拉说道,“总觉得听到了某些十分微妙而且充满吐槽点的东西呢……” Shandora „” cut by biting the chopsticks in hand, the corners of the mouth twitched slightly. 珊多拉“咔嚓”一声咬断了手里的筷子,嘴角微微抽搐。 „I pledged that...... Della absolutely is I have seen the most far-fetched gods......” “我发誓……叮当绝对是我见过的最不靠谱的神明……” This is not the issue that is credible! The words saying that primary does make the matter witness should most to be worth the tsukkomi/ridicule thing? How is World of gods speechless social condition Ah? is difficult to be inadequate these to keep aloof the powerful incomparable gods usually to toss about such everything in disorder matter? 这已经不是靠不靠谱的问题了！话说那个初级造物证才应该是最值得吐槽的东西吧？神明的世界到底是一种怎样令人无语的社会状态啊？难不成那些高高在上强大无比的神明平常都在折腾这样乱七八糟的事情吗？ Under the Qianqian's comfort, Della is finally tranquil, then does not have the memory and lesson returns to my shoulder of previous second of big evil person again, superficial pā pā is striking my head, while said angrily: „Della is preparing to create the world god four levels of tests saying that but Della primary makes the matter witness not to test now continually, primary has not made the matter witness, linked four levels of tests the admission cards for entrance examination unable to manage to say radically! Della make-up test 14 times, if this make-up test could not have passed...... Della certainly to be laughed by these hateful later generations, particularly in that brain is covered with the big stupid lizard of muscle, even that idiot tested one time had said...... 555, was really unfair, why created the qualification certification of the world god to with making the matter witness regards the foundation qualifications Oh! energy creation study, the principle introduction, the soul creation study and space creation study these thing Della excels very much! Why they cannot become basic document Oh!” 在浅浅的安慰下,叮当终于平静下来,然后毫无记性和教训地再次回到前一秒还是大恶人的我的肩膀上,一边不疼不痒噼噼啪啪地敲打着我的脑袋,一边气鼓鼓地说道:“叮当在准备创世神四级考试的说,可是叮当现在连初级造物证都没有考下来,没有初级造物证,根本连四级考试的准考证都办不下来的说！叮当都补考了十四次了,要是这次补考还通不过……叮当一定会被那些可恶的后辈们笑话的,尤其是那只脑子里长满肌肉的大笨蜥蜴,连那个大笨蛋都一次考过了的说……555,真不公平,为什么创世神的资格认证非要拿造物证当成基础资格啊！能量创造学,法则概论,灵魂创造学和空间创造学这些东西叮当都很擅长的！为什么它们不能成为基本证件啊！” Where I...... I should start tsukkomi/ridicule is quite appropriate the bastard! 我……我到底该从哪里开始吐槽比较合适啊混蛋！ Observes the situation all around , incessantly is I, even Qianqian their several also turned into the wind collectively the pale plaster figure. 环视四周,果然,不止是我,连浅浅她们几个在内也都集体变成了风中苍白的石膏像。 Della actually not continues to complain voluntarily, then suddenly takes out a thick gold/metal big book from different space, then lifts that enough to install the next more than ten her ultra enormous books to say complacently: „Della is now hopeful! Was this book, Della spent the big time the standard collected print that borrowed from study elder sister there, several key experiments that so long as can say this book were completed, Della can certainly pass in the 15 th make-up test!” 叮当却毫无自觉地继续诉着苦,然后突然从异空间中取出一本厚厚的金皮大书来,然后得意洋洋地举着那本足够装下十几个她的超巨大书籍说道:“不过叮当现在已经有希望了！就是这本书,叮当花了好大功夫才从一个学姐那里借到的典藏版哦,只要能把这本书里说的几个重点试验完成,叮当一定可以在第十五次补考中通过的！” Billowing has evolved the family member of calm emperor to look at mysterious Rune on book cover in the heavenly thunder, then raised the head wooden: „This...... who gives to translate?” 已经在天雷滚滚中进化成淡定帝的家人看了一眼书皮上的神秘符文,然后木然抬头:“这个……谁给翻译一下？” Shandora has collected coming to see, received that magnificence Lili's big book, points at the book cover to read: „«Young Dr. q Teaches You Genesis- Makes World 22 Classics Experiments», the inscription is the God's Domain divine creative force study research association, the 386 th revised edition......” 珊多拉凑过来看了看,接过那本华丽丽的大书,指着书皮读道:“《小q博士教你创世纪-制造世界的二十二个经典实验》,落款是神界造物学研究协会,第三百八十六次修订版……” „Bang-” “轰隆-” Last heavenly thunder falls, we...... achieved Buddhahood finally...... 最后一道天雷落下,我们终于……成佛了…… „Continues to try hard,” I knocked the Della's small head with tears, then that record entire World the mystery is but not knowing that seriously finally extremely why always has planting to be moved to tears the feeling gold/metal big book to give Della, „you will certainly become a great making fetish......” “继续努力吧,”我眼含热泪敲了敲叮当的小脑瓜,然后郑重其事地将那本记载着整个世界最终极奥秘但不知为什么总有种让人热泪盈眶之感的金皮大书交给叮当,“你一定会成为一个伟大的造物神的……” Della both hands are lifting up high the enormous books, whistling place small head: „Un un! Della will certainly succeed! The Della's written examination result is very good! So long as can through absolutely not have the issue the experiment class! Moreover Della decided that even if this time must bribe the supervisior also to pass! Therefore absolutely does not have the issue!” 叮当双手高举着巨大的书本,呼呼地点着小脑袋:“嗯嗯！叮当一定会成功的！叮当的笔试成绩很好的！只要能把实验课通过就完全没有问题啦！而且叮当决定了,这一次哪怕是要贿赂监考官也必须通过！所以完全没问题的！” I...... have been incapable tsukkomi/ridicule...... 我已经……无力吐槽了…… In underground base that in that only 300 meters away read remnantly, we found already the forest demigod that several days have not seen, compared with our group of be occupied with nothing idlers, many that the latter must be busy at work, this dark pouche that appeared faintly has been able to look from the opposite party that. 在那个仅仅300米之外的令人残念的地下基地里,我们找到了已经好几天没见的林半仙,和我们这帮无所事事的闲人相比,后者明显要忙活的多,这一点从对方那已经隐隐浮现的黑眼圈就可以看得出来。 „You look to hit purely!? Eye shadow Oh! eye shadow!” “你纯粹找打是吧！？眼影啊！眼影！” „...... You acknowledged that the long dark pouche resulted , the eye shadow signs in upon arrival at work that tragedy of this degree to girl.” “……你就承认长黑眼圈得了,眼影画到这种程度对女孩子而言那更加悲剧。” Meeting of routine business quarrelled, was the elder sister routinely has consoled: „You two, how meet each time must quarrel.” 例行公事的见面拌嘴,然后是姐姐早已习惯性地从中劝解:“你们两个,怎么每次见面都要吵架。” Lin Xue is rubbing the tooth horizontal my eyes, then sits behind her incomparably corrupt luxurious desk, both hands hold the chest: „Said that what matter your sister and brother do come to have today? Did you awaken greatly finally the decision helped us handle that damn the criminal gang?” 林雪磨着牙横了我一眼,然后坐回她那张无比腐败的奢侈办公桌后面,双手抱胸:“说吧,你们姐弟俩今天过来有什么事？难道你终于大彻大悟决定帮我们搞定那个见鬼的犯罪团伙了？” In at this moment, Ding Ling is happen to pushing the door to come, listened to a clarity the Lin Xue's words, immediately resigned-looking complains: „Troubles the moral integrity of your Esper Organization high-level cadre to be a little good! Gives the organization to make a face!” 正在这时候,丁玲正好推门进来,将林雪的话听了个真真切切,立刻一脸无奈地抱怨起来:“麻烦你有一点异能组高级干部的节操好不好！就给组织挣点脸吧！” „Looks for this wood/blockhead to help me not feel disgraced, un, as the coolie should have the consciousness of coolie?” “找这根木头帮忙我觉得一点都不丢人,嗯,身为苦力就应该有苦力的觉悟是吧？” Who yes your younger sister Oh! can you make clear are seeking help now?! 是吧你妹啊！你能搞清楚现在是谁在求助吗？！ Has had long known own this close friend was what welldoing, Ding Ling chose disregarding to the Lin Xue not aware speech decisively, but before arrived at latter's desk directly, something places on the table the bosom has been holding. 早已知道自己这位密友是个什么德行,丁玲对林雪毫无自觉的发言果断选择了无视,而是径直走到了后者的办公桌前,将怀里一直抱着的某东西放在桌子上。 A seemingly swarthy puppy, as if wrote all over „me from the facial features is mole cricket” such inscription, is completely the most common domestic variety, although did not have to lacking eyes abnormally falls the situation of nose, but also had no losing face/showing off place. 一只看上去黑不溜秋的小狗,从脸型上就仿佛写满了“我是土狗”这样的字样,完全是最常见的家养品种,虽然没有畸形到缺眼睛掉鼻子的地步,但也没有任何出彩的地方。 The words saying that such as earth appeared as the puppy of foot from the beginning in such high-level other place really to be full of being out of sorts feeling said...... 话说这样一只从头土到脚的小狗出现在这样高级别的地方果然充满了违和感的说…… Seeming like the first time is not by not good master to the belt/bring to here, after the puppy was placed on the table , not only does not have the timid appearance, instead immediately starts quite strangely to look around, finally, will droop the ear turning round small eyes to put me, the tail will start the convulsion the same as sway. 看上去已经不是第一次被无良的主人给带到这里,小狗被放在桌子上之后非但没有一点胆怯的样子,反而立刻开始好奇地四下张望,最后,耷拉着耳朵将滴溜溜的小眼睛放到了我这边,尾巴开始抽风一样地摇晃起来。 „Except for the fellow who beyond the affinity has no merit to speak of......” “除了亲和力之外一无是处的家伙……” Lin Xue curls the lip, then starts to toss about that only to express the favorable impression no moral integrity small black dog to the stranger decisively. 林雪撇撇嘴,然后开始折腾那只果断地对陌生人表示好感的无节操小黑狗。 „This was......” I disregarded the Lin Xue's appraisal, but the curious line of sight will go to Ding Ling, words saying that the Esper Organization people were this type? Does the operating time get the pet to go to work? Pure, because the opposite party is the Lin Xue's friend such subtle fact? “这是……”我无视了林雪的评价,而是将好奇的视线投向丁玲,话说异能组的人都是这类型？工作时间领着宠物来上班？还是单纯因为对方是林雪的朋友这样微妙的事实？ „My pet,” Ding Ling has not felt actually right, instead did not acknowledge naturally, „name was x.o.” “我的宠物,”丁玲倒是一点都没有觉得不对,反而大大方方地承认,“名字叫x.o。” Teased several that only seemingly to anybody to the resistivity extreme low elder sister of lovable thing the genial incomparable no moral integrity small black dog, then turns head: „X.o? This name is so how strange......” 对可爱事物的抵抗力极端低下的姐姐上去逗弄了几下那只貌似对任何人都能和善无比的无节操小黑狗,然后回过头来:“x.o？这名字怎么这么奇怪……” Ding Ling directs own pet dog to introduce to us: „This name has the origin very much, you look, its lead leg is x, but the hind leg is o......” 丁玲指点着自己的宠物狗对我们介绍:“这个名字是很有来历的,你看,它的前腿是个x型,但后腿是个o型……” You spoke frankly this dog to be maltreated the disability by you in childhood on the line...... 你就直说这狗小时候被你虐待出残疾就行了…… Lin Xue tossed about a pet of meeting good friend, then remembers lifts the head that anything resembles finally: „Said how your doesn't have lower limit dreadful male today to have the time to come? Seeming like this time should you be mildewy in home waiting for?” 林雪折腾了一会好友的宠物,然后才终于想起什么似的抬起头:“说起来,你这个无下限猥琐男今天怎么有时间过来？貌似这时间你应该还在家等着发霉吧？” The words saying that you need each time when called me ahead to increase so many modal particles?! 话说你有必要每次都在称呼我的时候在前面添加那么多的语气助词吗？！ „Mixes the life truly my lifelong goal that eats to wait for death, but some people must disturb.” “混吃等死的生活确实我的人生目标,不过有些人非要捣乱。” I am saying, conveniently pulls out one group from space along gorgeously „fruit jelly”, throws on the Lin Xue's desk. 我说着,随手从随身空间中掏出一团绚丽的“果冻”,扔在林雪的办公桌上。 „We made the letter bomb attack, the preliminary determination was that is possibly looking for the Esper troublesome mysticalness to organize A to play tricks everywhere, therefore this Chief of state feeling was slightly uncomfortable, presently plans to retaliate, therefore came to see your Asian biggest Esper Organization to find the the other's trail not to have.” “我们让邮件炸弹袭击了,初步判定可能是那个正在到处找异能者麻烦的神秘组织a在捣鬼,因此本元首感觉些微不爽,现打算进行打击报复,所以来看看你们这个亚洲最大的异能组织到底找到对方的踪迹没有。” „woof! Woof woof!!” “汪！汪汪！！” Brave x.o initiates the challenge to sudden mysterious Item immediately. 勇敢的x.o立刻对突然出现的神秘道具发起挑战。 „what is this? Very attractive.” Ding Ling quite strangely collects, puts out a hand to bump that seemingly magnificent incomparable post- modern age „fruit jelly”. “这是什么？挺漂亮的。”丁玲好奇地凑过来,伸手去碰那个看上去瑰丽无比的后现代“果冻”。 „This is that letter bomb.” The elder sister directs was saying. “这就是那个邮件炸弹。”姐姐指点着说道。 Ding Ling hand "whoosh" one shrank, „bomb? You also really let alone, how seem like truly...... Hey? this...... this bomb......” 丁玲的手“嗖”一下缩了回来,“炸弹？你还真别说,看上去确实……诶？这个……这个炸弹怎么……” I explained in the one side: „Because it has detonated, but was stagnated the time by Qianqian, therefore is safe at present.” 我在一旁解释道:“因为它已经引爆了,不过被浅浅停滞掉了时间,所以目前是安全的。” The Ding Ling hear, eyes opens the eldest child immediately, long time pulls the corners of the mouth saying: „Real heaven defying......” 丁玲听完,眼睛立刻睁地老大,半晌才扯着嘴角说道:“真逆天……” „woof! Woof woof!!” “汪！汪汪！！” x.o still provoked bravely. x.o仍然勇敢地挑衅中。 Then, I roughly told the origin of this letter bomb- actually also has nothing saying that is quite imaginary unreliable besides the final resolution format, the appearance way of this thing fully conforms to the most normal home delivery flow, to quite competent Esper Organization, prepares such a letter bomb and mixes in the normal mail package it also is really not the difficult matter. 然后,我大致讲述了这个邮件炸弹的来历-其实也没什么好讲的,除了最后的解决方式相当玄幻之外,这东西的出现方式完全符合最正常不过的宅急送流程,对一个颇有实力的异能组织而言,准备这么一个邮件炸弹并将其混入正常的邮件包裹中还真不是什么难事。 „You are really also careless enough,” listened to my narration, Lin Xue only to be able, helpless sighed, „how many specialized servicemen, made a bomb mixing in the supreme headquarters hand/subordinate unexpectedly...... good good, looked that I did not educate you in the Elder Sister Chen Qian's face, then in other words, your present mood is uncomfortable, wants to retaliate, therefore asked me to want the clue? When Esper Organization becomes does odd jobs...... also has nothing, was rare you to have the consciousness of coolie finally, that played this young lady gold medal goon brilliance role well!” “你们也真够粗心的,”听完了我的讲述,林雪只能无奈叹气,“手下多少专业军人,竟然还让一个炸弹给混到大本营里……好吧好吧,看在陈倩姐的面子上我就不教育你了,那么也就是说,你现在心情不爽,很想打击报复,所以来找我要线索？异能组什么时候成打杂的了……不过也没什么,难得你终于有了点苦力的觉悟,那就好好扮演本小姐金牌打手这个光辉的角色吧！”