Chapter 296 第296章 Becoming lost Alaya 迷路的阿赖耶 „We come back!” “我们回来啦！” Pushes the door to enter the living room, Qianqian as always with being full of sound loud greeting of vitality said. 推门进入客厅,浅浅一如既往地用充满元气的声音大声招呼道。 Then a emerald green little thing the lasing from ceiling gets down like lightning, "bang" sticks on my face. 然后一个翠绿翠绿的小东西闪电般地从天花板上激射下来,“啪”地一声粘在我的脸上。 „Welcome comes back to welcome to come back! Della's candy?” “欢迎回来欢迎回来！叮当的糖果呢？” ...... You confirmed what you welcome is I rather than the candy? ……你确认你欢迎的是我而不是糖果？ Same sticks the chewing gum after with great difficulty the little thing on face entrains, I have the helpless expression to knock the the other's small head, then pulls out the ready candy from the pocket, the tiny tot has cheered, is lifting „enormous” candy bag chī liū one immediately vanishes before us. 好不容易将橡皮糖一样粘在脸上的小东西拽下来之后,我带着无奈的表情敲了敲对方的小脑袋,然后从兜里掏出早已预备好的糖果,小不点立刻一声欢呼,举着“巨大”的糖果袋哧溜一声消失在我们面前。 ...... You looked, she welcome is really the candy? ……你看,她欢迎的果然是糖果吧？ „Welcome back, master, all smooth?” “欢迎回来,主人,一切顺利吗？” The modest and elusive greetings resound in side, have the thick concerns of cure six plus signs , has one is so with good intention the maid, moreover sympathizes gently is really as a otaku happiest matter...... 温和而空灵的问候声在旁边响起,带着治愈度六个加号的浓浓关切,啊,果然,拥有一个如此善解人意而且温柔体贴的女仆真是身为一个宅男最幸福的事情啊…… Brings maximum happy smile that otaku can show, I have turned the head. 带着一个宅男能露出的最大限度的幸福微笑,我转过头去。 „...... Anveena, later do not find out half body to come to greet from the wall......” “……安薇娜,以后不要从墙里探出半个身子来跟人打招呼……” Everyone can discover, strict, I had just experienced have been able to let younger sister welcome that each otaku envies dead twice, but why I instead a little subtle uncomfortable feeling? 大家可以发现,严格来讲,我刚刚已经经历了两次能让每一个宅男羡慕到死的妹妹式欢迎,但为什么我反而有一点微妙的不爽感觉呢？ After took a hot bath comfortably, by between the sofa of living room looks satisfied Little Bubbles and Pandora last lollipop the ownership issue for daily confrontation, I always thought that was short of anything, racked brains the half of the day, discovered that suddenly- originally was usually sits in this time association/will before my foot on time, placed on my leg to request to comb the feather a pair of big wing Alaya to disappear. 舒舒服服地冲了个热水澡之后,惬意地靠在客厅的沙发上看着小泡泡和潘多拉之间为最后一根棒棒糖的归属问题而进行的日常对峙,我却总觉得少了点什么,苦思冥想了半天,才恍然发现-原来是平常在这个时候总会准时坐在我的脚边,把一双大翅膀放在我腿上要求梳理羽毛的阿赖耶不见了。 „Said, Alaya?” “说起来,阿赖耶呢？” „Does not know that” on my front tea table, tiny tot Della lies on an ultra-large apple is gnawing like the small creature fast, at the same time replied ambiguously, „Alaya said in the morning the stratosphere catches the wind, now does not have to say......” “不知道吖,”在我面前的茶几上,小不点叮当趴在一只超大个苹果上像小动物一样飞快地啃着,一边含混不清地回答,“阿赖耶早上说去平流层兜风的,现在还没回来的说……” Della is saying, the sound is getting more and more stuffy- little thing ate a enormous cavity the apple, now has almost wormed one's way into...... 叮当说着,声音越来越闷-小东西把苹果啃出了一个巨大的空洞,现在差不多已经钻进去了…… Does IQ really have the relations with the size of brain? 难道智商真的跟脑子的大小有关系吗？ Is preparing the dinner Anveena to poke head from the gate of kitchen for everyone suddenly, worry of face: „Won't Elder Sister Alaya have the matter?” 正在为大家准备晚餐的安薇娜突然从厨房的门上探出头来,一脸的担忧:“阿赖耶姐姐不会有事吧？” I get to the kitchen entrance unemotionally, presses to go back the head of small Ghost, said wooden: „You thought that what thing on the Earth does have to threaten Angel?” 我面无表情地走到厨房门口,把小幽灵的脑袋按回去,木然说道:“你觉得地球上有什么东西能威胁到一个天使？” The next second, the head of small Ghost passed through my palm, appears before me firmly again: „But Elder Sister Alaya is that peace throughout the country will still let the troubled type even......” 下一秒,小幽灵的脑袋穿过了我的手掌,坚定地再次出现在我面前:“可是阿赖耶姐姐是那种即使天下太平也会让自己麻烦缠身的类型呢……” ...... Cannot think that this will also always have this unexpected tsukkomi/ridicule time point Light source that „the most obedient sensible temperate courteous Elite Level maid” will pose as, pollution ability that dangerous gang that our will be equal to various types of tsukkomi/ridicule R & D centers really already powerful to this degree? ……想不到这个历来以“最最听话懂事温和有礼的精英级女仆”自居的点光源也会有这种出人意料的吐槽时刻呢,难道说我们这个等同于各种吐槽研发中心的危险团伙的污染能力真的已经强大到这种程度了吗？ However, although knows that by the Alaya's strength, this dull cat Angel meets the accidental/surprised probability is not bigger than Della to give up lollipop or Lin Xue in on the Earth suddenly is the violence is no longer crazy, I have not gone home to be very curious until the dinner time to her unexpectedly, after concentrating the energy slightly, I sent out the mind search of macrozonality: „Alaya! Went home to eat meal!” 不过,虽然知道以阿赖耶的实力,这个呆猫天使在地球上遇到意外的几率不大于叮当突然放弃棒棒糖或者林雪不再是暴力狂,我还是对她竟然直到晚饭时间还没回家感到很好奇,稍微集中一下精神之后,我发出了广域的心灵搜索:“阿赖耶！回家吃饭了！” After a half minute, sounds on dull, moreover a little anxious sound echo in my mind: „Elder Brother Monarch...... I became lost......” 半分钟后,一个听上去就呆呆的而且有点焦急的声音回响在我的脑海中:“君主哥哥……我迷路了……” ...... Considers as finished, the first time is not happened in any case...... 呃……算了,反正也不是第一次发生…… Alaya goes out to catch the wind will become lost, regarding this I am not completely surprised, although is also Xiling Apostle's one, but this pure natural stupid Angel as if no perfect way function with the memory module, this directly caused us to from entire World each corner seek for Alaya that not to have the form that a fly same proceeded along no particular course most times, for example Himalayas, for example some Ile des Pingouins in antarctic circle, for example on the nameless floating ice in Arctic Ocean...... spoke the truth, now I have been familiar with to see her to the phenomenon that this fellow became lost wrestling same the degree on the flat land. 阿赖耶出去兜风的时候会迷路,对此我完全不感到意外,尽管也身为希灵使徒的一员,但这个纯天然的笨天使似乎并不具备完善的寻路功能和记忆模块,这直接导致了我们在很多时候不得不从整个世界的每一个犄角旮旯里寻找阿赖耶那没头苍蝇一样乱撞的身影,比如喜马拉雅山脉啊,比如南极圈内的某个企鹅岛啊,比如北冰洋里的无名浮冰上啊……说实话,现在我对这家伙迷路的现象已经习惯到了见到她在平地上摔跤一样的程度。 „Good, said that your surroundings situation, we look for you......” “好吧,说说你周围的情况,我们去找你……” Is the instinct makes it so probably, Alaya is not usually familiar with use the science and technology goods, therefore on her never has the navascope and so on to be able for the thing of oneself positioning accuracy, moreover as energy lifeform that the pure light element forms, her disturbance also blocks any long distance localization sufficiently, therefore this girl becomes lost after each time, we can only choose the stupid means to come her to look like this. 大概是天性使然,阿赖耶平常不习惯使用科技物品,因此她身上从来没有导航仪之类可以为自己准确定位的东西,而且身为纯光元素形成的能量生物,她本身的干扰也足以阻断任何一种远程定位,因此每次这丫头迷路之后,我们都只能选择这样的笨办法来把她找回来。 „Un...... the sky is very black, star many......” “嗯……天空很黑,星星很多……” It seems like has stretched across the time zone. 哦,看来已经横跨时区了。 Turned head to look outside just the setting sun in the western sky horizon, my expression was gradually subtle. 扭头看了看外面才刚刚夕阳西下的天际,我的表情逐渐微妙起来。 „Also, all around is very thin sand and dust......” “还有,四周都是很细的沙子和尘土……” Desert? This is a very important clue, I tell immediately Pandora starts to search on the Earth to be in the night where . Moreover the air visibility high desert is. 沙漠？这是一条很重要的线索,我立刻吩咐潘多拉开始搜索地球上目前正处于夜间而且空气能见度较高的沙漠都是什么地方。 „Also has, many big holes, circular big hole, some ground also many stones.” “还有还有,很多大坑,圆形大坑,地上也有不少石块。” Where landscape...... this...... can this be? In where desert will have such place to appear? ……这个……这会是哪里的景观呢？哪里的沙漠里会有这样的地方出现呢？ „Elder Brother Monarch, anything else, I felt here oneself light......” “君主哥哥,还有呢,我在这里觉得自己轻飘飘的……” ...... Ah? ……啊？ „surroundings seems like the vacuum......” “周围似乎是真空呢……” ...... What!? ……啥！？ „Moreover, moon of space turned into the appearance of blue white interaction, the volume also big many times!” “而且,天上的月亮变成了蓝白相间的样子,体积也大了好多倍呢！” I-! 我-靠！ „How your dead girl arrived at moon to come up!” “你这死丫头怎么到月亮上去了！” Not is right! This is not the key point! Even if the Alaya again fool, as a Xiling person, she was impossible unable to detect itself on Moon? Should this be the general knowledge that earthling has? origin in high science and technology Empire leader level Apostle(s), regardless of shouldn't have this Black Dragon event at this kind of time? In the Alaya's brain at least should have this knowledge?! 不对不对！这不是重点吧！即使阿赖耶再怎么笨蛋,身为一个希灵人,她也不可能发觉不了自己在月球上吧？这应该是地球人都具备的常识吧？一个出身在高科技帝国的首领级使徒无论如何也不应该在这种时候发生这种乌龙事件吧？阿赖耶的脑子里至少应该有这点知识的吧？！ This dead girl makes me feel sad Oh! 这个死丫头让我情何以堪啊！ However after listening to my description, a Pandora actually face nods calm: „This is very normal.” 但是听完了我的描述之后,潘多拉却一脸淡定地点了点头:“这很正常。” Very normal? 很正常？ Goes out catches the wind to become lost to Moon comes up, moreover as the Xiling Apostle such simple fact could not detect continually, this is very normal? The words saying this to Alaya „normal” the lower limit was also too widespread!? 出门兜风迷路到月球上去,而且身为希灵使徒连这么浅显的事实都察觉不到,这很正常？话说对阿赖耶而言这个“正常”的下限也太广泛了点吧！？ „Because Alaya is a fool,” a naturalness of Pandora face, moreover...... she said that disrespectful the words to Alaya sounded...... this in us naturally is really a subtle feeling, „she frequently such......” “因为阿赖耶是个笨蛋,”潘多拉一脸的理所当然,而且……她说出的对阿赖耶而言那么失礼的话在我们听起来更加的理所当然……这真是一种微妙的感觉呢,“她经常这样的……” Good, I did not investigate this from foundation then fell into one group of messes topic also to have what rationality logically, so long as knows that Alaya was fool that all issues is easily solved. 好吧,我就不追究这个从基础的逻辑上便陷入了一团乱麻的话题还有什么合理性了,只要知道阿赖耶是个笨蛋那么所有的问题就都迎刃而解好了。 Natural to this degree of fellow, you also counted on that her behavior can have the big rationality? 一个天然到这种程度的家伙,你还指望她的行为能具备多大的合理性呢？ After several minutes, the Twin sisters who the wrong way confuses moon Alaya that came up to hear the news to catch up with help finally meeting, looks that the ash threw whole head, moreover expression still dull fool Angel, we...... were about unable to hold in really...... 几分钟后,迷路迷到月亮上去的阿赖耶终于被闻讯赶来帮忙的双子姐妹给接了回来,看着满头满脸都灰扑扑而且表情依然呆呆的笨蛋天使,我们……真是快憋不住了…… „Always thought that...... pū...... always felt at this moment, if smiles to be definitely disrespectful...... pū......” “总觉得……噗……总觉得这时候要是笑出来肯定会非常失礼呢……噗……” „Qianqian...... you do not want while said with a smile...... pū......” “浅浅……你就不要一边笑着一边这么说了……噗……” „Elder Brother Monarch, I came back......” Alaya in an extremely difficult situation to wink puzzled eyes, as if did not have to realize own this outcome made big Black Dragon, then bowed slightly, caught the wind to go home later like every day to say to me, with this at the same time, in the ground dropped a moon dust again. “君主哥哥,我回来了……”狼狈不堪的阿赖耶困惑地眨着眼睛,似乎丝毫没有意识到自己这次究竟闹了多大的乌龙,然后微微一鞠躬,像每天兜风回家之后一样地对我说道,与此同时,地面上再次落下了一层的月尘。 Therefore......, therefore Alaya of this appearance really most has to smile to select Oh! 所以……所以这个样子的阿赖耶果然才最有笑点啊！ „Ok, you first cleaned up cleanly the body......” “行了,你先把身上清理干净吧……” Held in smiling with great difficulty, I pulled the corners of the mouth to refer to Alaya, hints the opposite party also to pay attention to the present modeling. 好不容易憋住了笑,我扯着嘴角指了指阿赖耶身上,示意对方也注意一下自己现在的造型。 Qianqian sighed in the one side embarrassed embarrassed brightly: „Is the moon dust...... this must sell the central academy of science to go to how much money......” 浅浅则在一旁囧囧有神地感叹:“都是月尘呐……这要卖到中央科学院去得多少钱呐……” „Oh.” Alaya nodded, then opens the wing...... “哦。”阿赖耶点点头,然后张开翅膀…… „No-” “别-” Thank God, it is expected that hazy has not happened, after Alaya opens the wing, has not swatted as usual, but changes into a golden light to vanish in the living room instantaneously. 谢天谢地,预想中的烟雾弥漫并没有发生,阿赖耶张开翅膀之后并没有像往常一样扑打,而是瞬间化为点点金光消失在客厅中。 Immediately, the entire living room is bright, but fell a piece of dust in our front grounds. 顿时,整个客厅明亮起来,而在我们面前的地面上则落了一片灰尘。 After several seconds of type, the living room restored the normal illumination gradually, the whole body sparkled shining Alaya to appear before us changed beyond recognition again. 几秒种后,客厅渐渐恢复了正常的光照,浑身焕然一新闪闪发亮的阿赖耶再度出现在我们面前。 „No one can pollute on World the purest ray.” Shandora shrugs, „, but why did I feel regarding Alaya all these am equivalent merely saved the trouble of taking a bath?” “没有人可以污染世界上最纯粹的光芒。”珊多拉耸耸肩,“但为什么我觉得对于阿赖耶而言这一切仅仅相当于省去了洗澡的麻烦呢？” Should be this right, to this dull Angel...... 应该就是这样没错吧,对这个呆头天使而言……