Chapter 296
第296章Becoming lostAlaya
迷路的阿赖耶„Wecome back!”
“我们回来啦!”Pushes the doorto enter the living room, Qianqianas alwayswithbeing full ofsoundloudgreeting of vitalitysaid.
推门进入客厅,浅浅一如既往地用充满元气的声音大声招呼道。Then a emerald greenlittle thing the lasingfromceilinggets downlike lightning, "bang"sticksonmyface.
然后一个翠绿翠绿的小东西闪电般地从天花板上激射下来,“啪”地一声粘在我的脸上。„Welcomecomes backto welcometo come back! Della'scandy?”
“欢迎回来欢迎回来!叮当的糖果呢?”
...... YouconfirmedwhatyouwelcomeisIrather than the candy?
……你确认你欢迎的是我而不是糖果?Samesticks the chewing gumafterwith great difficulty the little thing on faceentrains, Ihave the helplessexpressionto knock the the other'ssmallhead, thenpulls out the readycandyfrom the pocket, the tiny tothas cheered, is lifting„enormous”candybagchī liūoneimmediatelyvanishesbeforeus.
好不容易将橡皮糖一样粘在脸上的小东西拽下来之后,我带着无奈的表情敲了敲对方的小脑袋,然后从兜里掏出早已预备好的糖果,小不点立刻一声欢呼,举着“巨大”的糖果袋哧溜一声消失在我们面前。
...... Youlooked, shewelcome is really the candy?
……你看,她欢迎的果然是糖果吧?„Welcome back, master, allsmooth?”
“欢迎回来,主人,一切顺利吗?”
The modestandelusivegreetingsresoundinside, have the thickconcerns of curesixplus signs, hasone is so with good intention the maid, moreoversympathizesgently is really as a otakuhappiestmatter......
温和而空灵的问候声在旁边响起,带着治愈度六个加号的浓浓关切,啊,果然,拥有一个如此善解人意而且温柔体贴的女仆真是身为一个宅男最幸福的事情啊……Bringsmaximumhappysmile that otakucanshow, Ihave turned the head.
带着一个宅男能露出的最大限度的幸福微笑,我转过头去。„...... Anveena, laterdo not find outhalfbodyto cometo greetfrom the wall......”
“……安薇娜,以后不要从墙里探出半个身子来跟人打招呼……”Everyonecandiscover, strict, Ihad just experiencedhave been ableto letyounger sisterwelcome that eachotakuenvies dead twice, butwhyIinsteada littlesubtleuncomfortablefeeling?
大家可以发现,严格来讲,我刚刚已经经历了两次能让每一个宅男羡慕到死的妹妹式欢迎,但为什么我反而有一点微妙的不爽感觉呢?
After took a hot bathcomfortably, bybetween the sofa of living roomlookssatisfiedLittle BubblesandPandoralastlollipop the ownershipissuefordailyconfrontation, Ialwaysthought that was short ofanything, racked brains the half of the day, discovered that suddenly- originallywasusuallysitsinthis timeassociation/willbeforemyfooton time, placedonmylegto requestto comb the feather a pair of bigwingAlayato disappear.
舒舒服服地冲了个热水澡之后,惬意地靠在客厅的沙发上看着小泡泡和潘多拉之间为最后一根棒棒糖的归属问题而进行的日常对峙,我却总觉得少了点什么,苦思冥想了半天,才恍然发现-原来是平常在这个时候总会准时坐在我的脚边,把一双大翅膀放在我腿上要求梳理羽毛的阿赖耶不见了。„Said,Alaya?”
“说起来,阿赖耶呢?”„Does not know that”onmyfronttea table, tiny totDellalieson an ultra-largeappleis gnawinglike the small creaturefast, at the same timerepliedambiguously,„Alayasaidin the morning the stratospherecatches the wind, nowdoes not haveto say......”
“不知道吖,”在我面前的茶几上,小不点叮当趴在一只超大个苹果上像小动物一样飞快地啃着,一边含混不清地回答,“阿赖耶早上说去平流层兜风的,现在还没回来的说……”Dellais saying, the soundis getting more and more stuffy- little thingate a enormouscavity the apple, nowhas almost wormed one's way into......叮当说着,声音越来越闷-小东西把苹果啃出了一个巨大的空洞,现在差不多已经钻进去了……
Does IQreallyhave the relationswith the size of brain?
难道智商真的跟脑子的大小有关系吗?Is preparing the dinnerAnveenato poke head from the gate of kitchenforeveryonesuddenly, worry of face: „Won't Elder SisterAlayahave the matter?”
正在为大家准备晚餐的安薇娜突然从厨房的门上探出头来,一脸的担忧:“阿赖耶姐姐不会有事吧?”Iget to the kitchenentranceunemotionally, pressesto go back the head of smallGhost, saidwooden: „Youthought that whatthingon the Earthdoes have to threatenAngel?”
我面无表情地走到厨房门口,把小幽灵的脑袋按回去,木然说道:“你觉得地球上有什么东西能威胁到一个天使?”
The nextsecond, the head of smallGhostpassed throughmypalm, appearsbeforemefirmlyagain: „ButElder SisterAlayaisthatpeace throughout the countrywill still let the troubledtypeeven......”
下一秒,小幽灵的脑袋穿过了我的手掌,坚定地再次出现在我面前:“可是阿赖耶姐姐是那种即使天下太平也会让自己麻烦缠身的类型呢……”
...... Cannot think that this will also always havethisunexpectedtsukkomi/ridiculetimepointLight source that „the most obedientsensibletemperatecourteousElite Levelmaid”will pose as, pollutionability that dangerousgang that our will be equal tovarioustypes of tsukkomi/ridiculeR & D centersreallyalreadypowerfultothisdegree?
……想不到这个历来以“最最听话懂事温和有礼的精英级女仆”自居的点光源也会有这种出人意料的吐槽时刻呢,难道说我们这个等同于各种吐槽研发中心的危险团伙的污染能力真的已经强大到这种程度了吗?However, althoughknows that by the Alaya'sstrength, thisdullcatAngelmeets the accidental/surprisedprobability is not bigger thanDellato give uplollipoporLin Xueinon the Earthsuddenlyis the violenceis no longer crazy, Ihave not gone hometo beverycuriousuntil the dinnertimetoherunexpectedly, after concentrating the energyslightly, Isent out the mindsearch of macrozonality: „Alaya! Went hometo eat meal!”
不过,虽然知道以阿赖耶的实力,这个呆猫天使在地球上遇到意外的几率不大于叮当突然放弃棒棒糖或者林雪不再是暴力狂,我还是对她竟然直到晚饭时间还没回家感到很好奇,稍微集中一下精神之后,我发出了广域的心灵搜索:“阿赖耶!回家吃饭了!”
After a halfminute, soundsondull, moreovera littleanxioussoundechoinmymind: „Elder Brother Monarch...... Ibecame lost......”
半分钟后,一个听上去就呆呆的而且有点焦急的声音回响在我的脑海中:“君主哥哥……我迷路了……”
...... Considers as finished, the first time is not happened in any case......
呃……算了,反正也不是第一次发生……Alayagoes outto catch the windwill become lost, regarding thisIam notcompletelysurprised, although is also Xiling Apostle'sone, butthispurenaturalstupidAngelas if no perfectwayfunctionwith the memorymodule, thisdirectlycausedus to fromentireWorldeachcornerseek forAlayathatnot to have the form that a flysameproceeded along no particular coursemost times, for exampleHimalayas, for examplesomeIle des Pingouins in antarctic circle, for exampleon the namelessfloating ice in Arctic Ocean...... spoke the truth, nowIhave been familiar with to seeherto the phenomenon that thisfellowbecame lostwrestlingsame the degreeon the flat land.阿赖耶出去兜风的时候会迷路,对此我完全不感到意外,尽管也身为希灵使徒的一员,但这个纯天然的笨天使似乎并不具备完善的寻路功能和记忆模块,这直接导致了我们在很多时候不得不从整个世界的每一个犄角旮旯里寻找阿赖耶那没头苍蝇一样乱撞的身影,比如喜马拉雅山脉啊,比如南极圈内的某个企鹅岛啊,比如北冰洋里的无名浮冰上啊……说实话,现在我对这家伙迷路的现象已经习惯到了见到她在平地上摔跤一样的程度。„Good, said that yoursurroundingssituation, welook foryou......”
“好吧,说说你周围的情况,我们去找你……”Is the instinctmakes it soprobably, Alayais not usually familiar with use the science and technologygoods, thereforeonhernever has the navascopeand so onto be ablefor the thing of oneselfpositioning accuracy, moreoverasenergylifeform that the purelightelementforms, herdisturbancealsoblocks any long distance localizationsufficiently, thereforethisgirlbecomes lost after each time, we can only choose the stupidmeansto comeherto looklike this.
大概是天性使然,阿赖耶平常不习惯使用科技物品,因此她身上从来没有导航仪之类可以为自己准确定位的东西,而且身为纯光元素形成的能量生物,她本身的干扰也足以阻断任何一种远程定位,因此每次这丫头迷路之后,我们都只能选择这样的笨办法来把她找回来。„Un...... the skyis very black, starmany......”
“嗯……天空很黑,星星很多……”It seems likehas stretched across the time zone.
哦,看来已经横跨时区了。Turned headto look outside just the setting sun in the western skyhorizon, myexpressionwas gradually subtle.
扭头看了看外面才刚刚夕阳西下的天际,我的表情逐渐微妙起来。„Also, all aroundis very thinsand and dust......”
“还有,四周都是很细的沙子和尘土……”Desert? Thisis a veryimportantclue, ItellimmediatelyPandorastartsto searchon the Earthto be in the nightwhere . Moreover the airvisibilityhighdesertis.
沙漠?这是一条很重要的线索,我立刻吩咐潘多拉开始搜索地球上目前正处于夜间而且空气能见度较高的沙漠都是什么地方。„Alsohas, manybig holes, circularbig hole, somegroundalsomanystones.”
“还有还有,很多大坑,圆形大坑,地上也有不少石块。”Wherelandscape...... this...... can thisbe? Inwheredesertwill havesuchplaceto appear?
……这个……这会是哪里的景观呢?哪里的沙漠里会有这样的地方出现呢?„Elder Brother Monarch, anything else, Ifelthereoneselflight......”
“君主哥哥,还有呢,我在这里觉得自己轻飘飘的……”
...... Ah?
……啊?„surroundingsseems like the vacuum......”
“周围似乎是真空呢……”
...... What!?
……啥!?„Moreover, moon of spaceturned into the appearance of bluewhiteinteraction, the volumealsobigmanytimes!”
“而且,天上的月亮变成了蓝白相间的样子,体积也大了好多倍呢!”I-!
我-靠!„How your deadgirlarrived atmoonto come up!”
“你这死丫头怎么到月亮上去了!”Notis right! Thisis not the key point! Even if the Alayaagainfool, as a Xilingperson, shewas impossible unable to detect itselfonMoon? Should thisbe the general knowledge that earthlinghas? origininhighscience and technologyEmpireleaderlevelApostle(s), regardless ofshouldn'thavethisBlack Dragoneventatthis kind of time? In the Alaya'sbrainat leastshouldhavethisknowledge?!
不对不对!这不是重点吧!即使阿赖耶再怎么笨蛋,身为一个希灵人,她也不可能发觉不了自己在月球上吧?这应该是地球人都具备的常识吧?一个出身在高科技帝国的首领级使徒无论如何也不应该在这种时候发生这种乌龙事件吧?阿赖耶的脑子里至少应该有这点知识的吧?!Thisdeadgirlmakesmefeel sadOh!
这个死丫头让我情何以堪啊!However after listening tomydescription, a Pandoraactuallyfacenodscalm: „Thisis very normal.”
但是听完了我的描述之后,潘多拉却一脸淡定地点了点头:“这很正常。”Verynormal?
很正常?Goes outcatches the windto become losttoMooncomes up, moreoveras the Xiling Apostlesuchsimplefactcould not detectcontinually,thisis very normal? The words saying thistoAlaya„normal” the lower limit was also too widespread!?
出门兜风迷路到月球上去,而且身为希灵使徒连这么浅显的事实都察觉不到,这很正常?话说对阿赖耶而言这个“正常”的下限也太广泛了点吧!?„BecauseAlayais a fool,” a naturalness of Pandoraface, moreover...... shesaidthatdisrespectful the wordstoAlayasounded...... thisinusnaturally is really a subtlefeeling, „shefrequentlysuch......”
“因为阿赖耶是个笨蛋,”潘多拉一脸的理所当然,而且……她说出的对阿赖耶而言那么失礼的话在我们听起来更加的理所当然……这真是一种微妙的感觉呢,“她经常这样的……”Good, Idid not investigatethisfromfoundationthenfell intoonegroup of messestopicalsoto havewhatrationalitylogically, so long asknows that Alayawasfoolthatallissuesis easily solved.
好吧,我就不追究这个从基础的逻辑上便陷入了一团乱麻的话题还有什么合理性了,只要知道阿赖耶是个笨蛋那么所有的问题就都迎刃而解好了。Naturaltothis degree offellow, youalsocounted on that herbehaviorcanhave the bigrationality?
一个天然到这种程度的家伙,你还指望她的行为能具备多大的合理性呢?
After severalminutes, the Twinsisters who the wrong wayconfusesmoonAlaya that came upto hear the newsto catch up with helpfinallymeeting, looks that the ashthrewwhole head, moreoverexpressionstilldullfoolAngel, we...... were about unable to hold inreally......
几分钟后,迷路迷到月亮上去的阿赖耶终于被闻讯赶来帮忙的双子姐妹给接了回来,看着满头满脸都灰扑扑而且表情依然呆呆的笨蛋天使,我们……真是快憋不住了……„Alwaysthought that...... pū...... alwaysfeltat this moment, ifsmilesto be definitely disrespectful...... pū......”
“总觉得……噗……总觉得这时候要是笑出来肯定会非常失礼呢……噗……”„Qianqian...... youdo not wantwhilesaidwith a smile...... pū......”
“浅浅……你就不要一边笑着一边这么说了……噗……”„Elder Brother Monarch, Icame back......”Alayain an extremely difficult situationto winkpuzzledeyes, as ifdid not haveto realizeownthisoutcomemadebigBlack Dragon, thenbowedslightly, caught the windto go homelaterlikeevery dayto saytome,withthisat the same time, in the grounddropped a moon dustagain.
“君主哥哥,我回来了……”狼狈不堪的阿赖耶困惑地眨着眼睛,似乎丝毫没有意识到自己这次究竟闹了多大的乌龙,然后微微一鞠躬,像每天兜风回家之后一样地对我说道,与此同时,地面上再次落下了一层的月尘。Therefore......, thereforeAlaya of thisappearancereallymosthasto smileto selectOh!
所以……所以这个样子的阿赖耶果然才最有笑点啊!„Ok, youfirstcleaned upcleanly the body......”
“行了,你先把身上清理干净吧……”Held insmilingwith great difficulty, Ipulled the corners of the mouthto refer to Alaya, hints the opposite partyalsoto pay attention to the presentmodeling.
好不容易憋住了笑,我扯着嘴角指了指阿赖耶身上,示意对方也注意一下自己现在的造型。Qianqiansighedin the one sideembarrassedembarrassedbrightly: „Is the moon dust...... thismustsell the centralacademy of scienceto go tohow muchmoney......”浅浅则在一旁囧囧有神地感叹:“都是月尘呐……这要卖到中央科学院去得多少钱呐……”„Oh.”Alayanodded, thenopens the wing......
“哦。”阿赖耶点点头,然后张开翅膀……„No-”
“别-”Thank God, it is expected thathazyhas not happened, after Alayaopens the wing, has not swattedas usual, butchanges into a golden lightto vanishin the living roominstantaneously.
谢天谢地,预想中的烟雾弥漫并没有发生,阿赖耶张开翅膀之后并没有像往常一样扑打,而是瞬间化为点点金光消失在客厅中。Immediately, the entireliving roomis bright, butfell a piece of dustinourfrontgrounds.
顿时,整个客厅明亮起来,而在我们面前的地面上则落了一片灰尘。
After severalseconds of type, the living roomrestored the normalilluminationgradually, the whole bodysparkledshiningAlayato appearbeforeuschanged beyond recognitionagain.
几秒种后,客厅渐渐恢复了正常的光照,浑身焕然一新闪闪发亮的阿赖耶再度出现在我们面前。„No onecanpolluteonWorld the purestray.”Shandorashrugs, „, butwhy did IfeelregardingAlayaall theseam equivalentmerelysaved the trouble of taking a bath?”
“没有人可以污染世界上最纯粹的光芒。”珊多拉耸耸肩,“但为什么我觉得对于阿赖耶而言这一切仅仅相当于省去了洗澡的麻烦呢?”Shouldbethisright, tothisdullAngel......
应该就是这样没错吧,对这个呆头天使而言……
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